/kspg/ - Kerbal Space Pogrom General

>>122522064
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY

Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L2lDHNmRFw

/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk

NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ

>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html

>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Bonnie Tyler, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT.

Dang on varmints eating my pumpkins every night. But not tonight. No sir-ee, gonna sit here with my shotgun and wait for those little faggots.

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first for hopes and dreams

>>122522464
Third for seeing them all crushed.

>>122522403
I'd say it's the current OP.

>>122522464
did it survive? is it okay?

>>122516707

>>122521991
>>122522161

I'm actually pretty torn between these two. Help! I can't decide.

>>122523152
Take the KRAZY II.

Why do women complain about the seat being up? In the middle of the night if I have to piss, I always remember to raise the seat so I dont pee all over it.

>>122524278
entitlement

>>122524153

SSTO flight profile is always the same for me. I climb up to 10-20k (depends on how high the craft can fly and still produce reasonable thrust, I use AJE), go to 1km/s, and then try to nose up to 45 degrees without losing control (I use far).

>>122524278
because they like drama

>>122524509

This is the best practice. Also lower the lid before you flush.

>>122524278
because women are retarded

I think I'm gonna make sweet love with my hand tonight.

>>122525589
I wish I could make sweet love with you:(

>>122525738

Pretty gay, desu

>>122523343
Sorry, I ended up taking the two launch approach. It just seemed cooler to me. And cheaper if one rocket fails.

Kraken deliver us from shitposting.
Kamen.

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>half the thread deleted

amazing

>>122529536
fuck i regret all that shitposting

probably gonna get b& too :^(

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>>122529779
I told you to stop samefagging max.

>>122530901
What the fuck is up with the middle kerbal's smile?

>>122522064
the only worse type of person than a person who posts an early OP is one who posts "lets clean up" and then doesn't.

>>122532158
*worse

>>122532281
*or whatever

and /kspg/, it's conclusive. Women can't >into ksp. I just spent two hours trying.

>distracted, dealing with bullshit for a few hours
>open new thread
>max samefagging
>deletions?
>no archive
Fuck, I don't even know what happened.

>>122465542
>>122465542
>>122465542

Man, there is so much shit in fallout 4 but they don't explain a damn thing.

>>122533065
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/122522064#bottom

>>122532651
Not that surprising really. The reason mens brains are bigger is because the part responsible for spatial reasoning is bigger. That's why the IQ gap is small even though the brain size difference is large.

KSP is the perfect case for demonstrating that difference.

>>122533603
>tfw the smartest person i've ever met was a mexican girl

>>122533297
I'm glad at least you can make fireden work, even if that thread is embarrassing and †bh worth deleting half of

>>122533697
max you are not wanted here and your bait is shit

What's with all the butthurt over Fallout 4?

Sure it's buggy but so is every Bathesda game

>>122533603
it's like pouring water into a bucket with no bottom
it's like trying to get dinosaurs to see stationary objects
it's like explaining the concept of a rainbow to a dog

>>122534295
it's like trying to get a horse to walk backwards
it's like training a snek to get your rebounds
it's like learning to ride a bike with only one side of your body

>>122535572
it's like launching a rocket with no rocket engines
it's like flying a plane without control surfaces
it's like trying to shove a wet noodle up a cat's ass

What mods are envogue these days? I've tossed on Remotech and Planetshine; RSS and isn't aren't terribly interesting to me.

>>122537183
>envogue
literally what?

//MODULE
//{
// name = ModuleAnimateHeat
// ThermalAnim = Aerospike_Heat
// useTemp = true // Do we use the original temperature-based lerp, or do we let another module set us?
// useSkinTemp = false // If useTemp is true, do we use Skin or Internal temp?
//}

>~t. aerospike .cfg file

>>122537601
What's wrong?

>>122537450
popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkXaxQLXDY

lmao

>>122538497
I half expected to see a Hawker Pride style explosion somewhere in there.

BURN SQUADCAST

Dunno what to watch tonight. Decide for me /kspg/

http://strawpoll.me/6028001

>>122540615
>Jarhead 2
what

>Bad Boys 2
My nigga, if that gets enough votes, I'll see if I can stream it, it's one of those movies that's GOAT and horrible at the same time.

You should support SQUAD with your money.

You should support SCATTERER-ANON with your money

>>122534286

People disappointed over the hype maybe? I think the game is kinda fun, but I can only really enjoy it in chunks, I cannot play it for hours on end.

We should just support hulloman

You should support CATFUCKER with your money

>>122541569
You should support DELETE THIS with your delete

You should support MAXMAPS with you money.

>>122541901
You should support CATFUCKER'S CAT with your mouth

>>122541569
Can I just bully him instead?

>>122542104
No

>>122541569
Here, have these:

(You)
(You)


(You)

>>122542174
But it's fun though.

>>122542259
Do not bully the zoophiliac

>>122542319
He's a faggot though, he's raping an animal and it's probably going to die of some sort of secret STD that appears only when a human sucks cat dick 500,000 times and then he'll get really sad.

>>122542702
If such an STD existed, it'd probably be known and documented
I doubt I'd be the first person to suck cat dick 500,000 times

>>122542878
You'd be surprised, Catfucker
You could be an amazing scientist who will never share his findings out of shame and sadness in just a couple years!

>>122524278
Because they don't like to touch a toilet seat that might have piss on it. That's a man's job.

/kspg/, what are some good ways to pass the time when it's 2:30 AM and you're suffering from withdrawal-induced insomnia?

>>122545538
kill me.

>>122546883
This thread

=========
THE WALL
=========

You

Hullo SnackBar

Im hungry!!!!

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>>122547246
That's a nice wall you have there. Be a shame if it were to blow up.

>>122545538
Play some video games.
Start watching a new TV series.
Shitpost on /kspg/.

>>122550350
It's too bad they only teach that shit to the non-muslims.

Two men enter.

>>122550979
One man memes.

>>122540904
>GOAT?

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>>122551473

>>122551593
FUUUHHHHHHHK...

>>122551593
"Greatest Of All Time"
The dumbest fucking acronym of all time. Does everyone on this stupid fucking site just use the term because they see other shitheads use it too? That's something a two year old could devise.

>>122550979
Her vagina must have been quite stretchy.

1.1 WHEN

>>122551832
What's got your goat?

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Why the fuck is my center of lift so far forward? I'm using the newest FAR which apparently works with 1.0.5 but my centre of lift somehow always ends up at the front.

As soon as I put a nosecone on this thing the fucking Centre of Lift goes forward by 300 miles, did they fuck something up again

>>122557040
No, your plane is just ridiculously back-heavy with tons of lift right where all the weight is. Bulk up the center a bit more, you dingus.

>>122557083
All the fuel is in the fucking front, with only empty fuselages at the back.

I have no idea how to "bulk it" up at the front. I tried adding an SAS module but that somehow ended up shifting the centre of lift even further forward.

>>122557131
You still have your engines and a massively thick wing right on top of eachother. I'd suggest changing the craft to use Mk2 instead of Mk1 parts, since they weigh more.
Or maybe FAR is actually broken, I dunno.

>>122557239
If I move the engines or shit anywhere else it also results in total retardation. I tried putting extra weight by adding heavy parts to the front and this somehow made the centre of lift leap a metre forward, like the fucking Goo Containers contained anti gravity


Help meeee I want a nice looking plane

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>>122551832
I always thought it just meant "Game of all Time"

Adding flaps to the wings behind the centre of mass somehow makes the centre of lift go forward

I literally have no clue what's going on

Also why the fuck do these wheels start to topple as soon as I start rolling down the runway, and why are they so fucking huge

Ahhhh, why can't I have the B9 wheels again

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>>122550350
Hej Swe-anon c:
My religion/Social Science teacher in middle school actually said something along the lines of "every religion (especially Abrahamic) is pretty violent, it's just the people interpreting it that makes the difference.", I think that is a fairly solid argument desu.

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>>122560549
Do you really believe that yourself? That jesus "turn the other cheek" christ is equivalent to muhammed "kill them wherever you find them" the prophet?

>>122560704
Never said equivalent. The teacher did say Islam was a fairly violent religion regardless, Christianity is too with it's laws, just not to the same degree as Islam.

Read Dt.13:6-10 for example, the difference is no Christian in modern times actually does that while the majority of muslims do believe in it.

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>>122557837
This is actually kind of funny. So they planet is round, but the runway is a model that's straight. So there's a hight difference between the middle and both ends. As soon as you start on one end the gravity will make you roll "downhill" since both ends are a few meters higher than the middle of it.
I dreq pic just for you.

>>122557040
The COL is broken under far, use the graphs and shit instead

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>>122561217
I just noticed this has nothing to do with the question.

Just ignore me.

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Guys, i'm cold :(

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>>122562974
>tfw it's 14 degree Celsius where I am

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https://ideas.lego.com/projects/76841

SOON

>>122561140
That would be because Deuteronomy is Judaism, not Christianity. Jesus sacrifice and the New Testament proclaiming mercy override the previous rules.

B

>>122534286
Numerous reasons. Despite having years to work on the game, they learned nothing from New Vegas and all the QoL things they added that made the game more fun than Fallout 3, the plot somehow manages to be worse than that of Fallout 3, it's a buggy disaster in a year where the backlash against buggy games has been growing more and more, the dialogue system is really clunky and awkward in both use and results, and the "building" system is a downright unusable mess for anything more complex than spamming prefabs. The lack of a skill system removes any sort of character progression, and leaves it down to perks that are mostly a bunch of boring slots you fill until you can get more weapon/armor smithing skills. Specialization between different weapon types is no longer present, and changes over to essentially a direct progression, with mods having a minimal impact on that.

It was also overmarketed and overhyped, which isn't helping it any.

>>122564114
>replying to 1 day old posts

>>122532651
>Me: It's conclusive >>122532651
>Satch: Fair enough.

>>122564261
>being this mad about replying to old posts

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>>122562974
It's great. Let it snow.

>>122564114
The fact that Bethesda Skyrimized the progression system made me sad. Rip in piss Bethesda.

>>122564343
>using le ebin maymay instead of defending yourself

>having autism

>>122564595
>not having autism

>>122563658
Fair enough, anon. I do not know enough about religion to comment on this.

odds play ksp
evens jump onto the freeway

>>122561140
>while living in the promised land
note that it says to kill those who will lead you into disobeying the first commandment only while living under the law of god, in the promised land, if you are a child of israel

whereas the koran commands all disbelievers everywhere to be put to death at all times

>>122563658
>I have come not to destroy but to fullfil
>not one jot or stroke of the pen shall pass from the law until the heaven and earths cease to exist and all is accomplished

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>>122565036
Lucky you.

>>122565043
>whereas the koran commands all disbelievers everywhere to be put to death at all times
I just woke up and opened the thread and what the fuck? Is this really true?

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>>122564540
>>le ebin maymay

>>122565490
Shut up, he was just pretending to be retarded.

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OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK
i have massive paper due today but i haven't finished it FUCK

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>>122566003
Just don't do it. What's the worst that could happen?

>>122565397
YUP

>>122565043
>whereas the koran commands all disbelievers everywhere to be put to death at all times
>implying

>>122566327
He wasn't implying, he outright stated it

Fuck Islam

>>122566712
>implying that a translation from a language with aspects completely different from the language it's being translated to is not easily able to be manipulated

>>122566712
Except that he's wrong. If you want to mine the Koran for quotes, sure, you'll find plenty of references to putting disbelievers to death. However, like any religious document that is well over a millennium old, you'll find that it contradicts itself on that matter in so many places in so many ways that saying that it "commands all disbelievers everywhere to be put to death at all times" is both syntactically nonsensical, as well as just plain wrong.

Their very laws for making righteous war, for example, state that religion shouldn't be forced upon enemy prisoners or civilians.

Really, it's almost as if most extremist groups only follow the parts of their religious works that don't inconvenience their stance on things important to them, like killing westerners.

>>122567584

The quaran says things like that a lot. It is a war manual, the religion was formed from out of a war. Islam being a religion of peace is a complete lie. This is why terrorist groups like isis exist, they follow the literal translation of the quaran.

>>122560704
Muhammad said the same thing too

>>122561140
No, just Arabs and Pashtuns. You can't give me another example. Maybe Checens, but their main motive isn't religion.

>>122565043
Koran also says "your religion is yours, my religion is mine. Nobody should fucking care". It's a book of conflicts that's written after Muhammad's death.

>>122567584
It's just one way to defend Islam.

>>122567860
>>122567870
These guys are on point.

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>>122567870
>the religion was formed from out of a war
>they follow the literal translation of the quaran.
>implying
Anon, please just kill yourself. You literally have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>122567984
>being a mudslime apologist
>religion of piss

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>>122567984
If you read a thing or two about Islamic history, you would know it.

I'm a little late to this discussion because I was going sanic but I think I have to drive IRL now.

>>122550350
I think we might have had the same teacher. We got an assignment to "read the quran" to better understand how peaceful muslims are, and why we should let them invade our nation.
The chapters were:
1. Hygiene in the desert
2. Fervent worship of Allah is the cure to being sad after losing a loved one
3. Mohammad walks through a city
I don't doubt that these things were in the quran, but then they're hardly representative of the religion. The bible has dozens of pages devoted to genealogy of ancient kings, but that doesn't really represent what Jesus taught.

>>122568065
>muslims are a race
>actually being this retarded

>>122568313
Where did I ever say anything about race you muhammed cock sucking cunt?

>>122568272
>Jesus was actually a middle aged white woman
>spent hours sitting with his disciples talking about his genealogy studies
>sat around drinking cosmos at the bar blathering incessently about her family's history to guys who just wanted to pick up a cougar

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Go on, Mohammedans...
Do your worst...

>>122568443
The weirdest thing is how it also brings up in detail the genealogy of Joseph, who according to the very same book actually wasn't at all related to Jesus, having been kekolded by God.

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Working on a small craft for landing on laythe.

Able to slowly fly about 140 m/s on kerbin.

Radiators protect the engines making it able to preform atmospheric reentry with no fairing (to reduce overall weight)

Weights about 2.3 tons and has a total of 5k delta V on its own. Since laythe is like 95% ocean its supposed to bring the kerbal to land.

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>>122568828
This is before the first pic, was testing flight integrity after reentry heat on kerbin.

Scott?
Are you here Scott?

Give us a signal.

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>>122568968
another angle

>>122569039
What's up?

>>122522064
>removing mexicans getting high video
It's like you are trying to change /kspg/ into something it is not

>>122568809
tbf if you're get keked by anybody it might as well be God

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r8 my meme

>>122570704

Those shuttle launches were great. Just seeing such a ridiculous contraption being launched into space was great.

>>122570704
Can i do this in ksp?

>>122571096
Do what?

>>122571204
Launch the same thing.

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>>122570704
>a plane strapped onto a rocket
Someone tell me, works this outside of KSP?

>>122571317

Its more like a rocket shaped like a plane.

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Alright so the other smaller lander didn't have enough fuel to get past kerbin orbit. Project KRAZY has been revived in its third incarnation to hopefully get there and back again.

Pretty wobbly however.

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Reporting from the track

>>122570704
>Space Shuttle
This is 2.4 Nyancats of meme.

>>122572724
is that a fucking reaction wheel? on top of two fucking capsules?
The capsules already carry their own reaction wheels

>>122572936
How did you get a job doing that? Seems pretty cool.

>>122572936
Hullo!

>>122574440
well I wasn't sure how much control I'd need

>>122576274
You and I are the same, when I'm not sure how much salt I want on something, I start by pouring the entire shaker onto my food. If it is too salty, I send it back to the kitchen and request a new salt shaker and try again with a pinch less than the whole shaker.

>>122576274

ksp reaction wheel are ridiculously powerful. The reaction wheels in the capsule are more than enough, unless you have a large craft. That craft is nowhere near large.

Time to play some kerbal

>>122576875
time to wait 34 minutes until it's crashed three times and you no longer want to post here

>>122577258

I didn't play and continued watching adventure time instead.

>>122575787
Trading course, then short internship, then job

>>122577845
>Trading course
You mean trade school or something?

so, /kspg/, I had a female over last night, one who has taken an interest in KSP before, to the point of talking about it with other people in an attempt to “promote” it. Anyway, I ran a few things by her to see what, if any of it would be compelling to her.

1) After watching me fly for ten minutes, she was surprised I could load “other planes”

2) After asking me to go to the mun, upon arriving there she was picking at her nails. She literally started texting her boyfriend as we entered its SOI, I mentioned we'd be landing soon and she looked up long enough to ask why the moon had craters, then went back to texting.

I pretended to run into an issue 100m from the surface to add some interest. She didn't understand that the ship doing a flip was bad and when I landed with an epic suicide burn and a hard crashdown on all 4 gear followed by a bounce I recovered from, she seemed unphased.

I asked her if she wanted to try flying and it basically went like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWY9BAMB7_U

Oh and she seemed confused by the concept of an orbit. She kept asking me what the blue line was.

I may have to run more experiments. It's literally like asking a Mexican to create art or looking for an alcoholics anonymous meeting in Ireland or trying to check in to your local atheist in Dubai.

>>122578074
*athiest chapter

>>122578074
>her boyfriend
ohshitanonwhatareyoudoing.png

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>>122578074
>I had a female over last night
>her boyfriend

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ayy lmao

>>122578025
I dont know how you english speaking people call it, but it was an 8-month course where they teach you the basics and then they make you do an internship with a team.
It is not really a school, because the "institute" that makes it is not classified as such, but yeah, it worked pretty much like a school.

Have I been calling it wrong the whole time? I always assumed these thing were called trading courses.

>>122578074

Why would you ever interact with a girl if you are not having sex with her or are forced to.

>>122578432
Sounds like what us burgers would call trade school.

>>122578432
Trading implies merchantry. What you mean is trade, as in profession.
So that would be a Trade School, I think.

>>122578612
>>122578652
Oh ok. I Knew trading meant exchanging stuff, but I always assumed it was also related to trades as in professions.

You never stop learning.

Where is my damn pizza

>>122578204
>>122578232
>>122578438
Look I agree 100%, she's a close friend of mine from Middle School, banged a few times, but frankly she's too high maintenance. We still spend time together for whatever reason. She was hiding from her mom because she didn't want to go to work for her nightshift job so she came over.

She's 26.

The past two years she's gone from a close friend to someone who grates on my nerves to be around though, I think its hormones or something, because she literally flicked a burning ember onto a crowd of people walking on the street and got into an argument with me about whether or not I was allowed to make my own choices about who I sleep with (she was trying to get me to fuck her friend)

>>122579102
Make sure to tune in for next week's Things That Didn't Happen, when we'll be having an interview with satch, followed by snakefag wedding videos.

>>122578259
I don't have enough fuel to even get into orbit lel

oh well, time to build an even bigger rocket.

Where is my mother fuggin pizza

>>122579380
I'm willing to believe that he genuinely experienced those things, if not that they actually happened. Daily reminder to take your meds.

>>122579647
S-sorry, I'm making a stew today :(

>>122579647

There is my pizza

>>122579380
Why why why would I make this cringe story up? Are you really that enamored by the fact that I interact with women? I should tell you the tales of deepthroat queen

>>122578074
>>122579102
I so badly want to believe that women aren't like this
I don't even have any intention of interacting with them, I just don't want to believe that people like this exist in significant numbers, much less half the population

>>122582586
wizardchan pls

>>122582959
I just like to assume everyone I see is a decent person, and don't let them prove to me otherwise
It makes the world seem like a much better place

>>122582586
they are just pretending to care about physics, about space, about the future, but if I say that I think my neighbor is hot she's locked in for a 2 hour strategy session.

the thing that really pissed me off is that while she kept bringing.up her bf, she also kept "snuggling with me" and whispering "you saved me" and was most definitely trying to kick something off, but I've been the guy she cheats with before and kinda like her BF this time so decided against it.

>>122583207
>tfw you will never kek satchies girlfriend

>>122583207
If you like him you'll tell him to get the fuck away form this succubus.

>>122583061

Well, to make you feel better, there are men that are just as shitty as well.

>>122583518
I don't like him that much

>>122583449
>tfw you will never participate in a lesbian threesome with satchie

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>>122579102
I had a female friend once. We used to make comfy movie nights.
Had no romantic feelings for her and she didn't for me. We were just good friends.
Her boyfriend began to bitch someday so she just cut connections with me.
>inb4 teenage life
>she and I were 21

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>quality programming

>>122587998
unity not paradox

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>>122587998
>not playing bug-free games

Is there a rover autopilot somewhere?

I wanna rove between biomes, but I shouldn't have to actually watch a ~2 hour car ride.

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>tfw you have never been able to design a proper interplanetary vessel for single launch and return missions like everyone else, and are forced to use fuel cheats to get people home

>>122589813
Woman detected
Please shoot yourself

Yes, specifically shoot yourself
You've probably already downed a bunch of pills for attention before, don't make the hospital staff have to deal with that shit again

>>122588427
your choices are mechjeb and stapler, but both will just produce a sudden explosion randomly, likely followed by a game crash

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>>122590772
don't know why i expected a general thread full of people who absolutely hate the game to provide any sort of helpful information

>>122590772
>already downed a bunch of pills for attention
>tfw no qt satchie gf to drive to the hospital with

>>122591196
>one sperg out reply
>entire general is bad

>>122591320
>NOTE: The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, years of unfixed bugs, and being in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, Squad has gone ahead and decided to add just a couple new features and jump straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bug fixing, just to boost sales. With their performance to date, it's clear that they do not deserve your shekels. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to think they are and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll remove the above disclaimer. Until then, we as a community have decided that it stays.

>>122591470
>Understand that we here at /kspg/ don't hate KSP; we've simply grown bitter over the way Squad has dragged such a promising title into the mud, and hope that our input might help to keep this sinking ship afloat a bit longer. However, we cannot in good conscience recommend buying this game to anyone.

>>122591969
>understand that we don't hate KSP we just drag it through the mud constantly and call everyone on the development team an incompetent shithead, our general thread isnt even really about the game anymore either

most of the posts ITT are things like people bitching about the weather, people bitching about muslims and immigration, women, acronyms, etc. the only people talking about the game are responding to their own posts with images because nobody else cares.

you guys sure like KSP huh

>>122592226
Then please, almighty font of content, provide.

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>>122592226
And then we have you bitching about us.

>>122592226
You forgot the OpenTTD

Oh shit, we're at 200 posts and still no OpenTTD

>>122589813
the one thing that I loathe about your post post is not your inability to succeed, but your unwillingness to live with your mistakes.
Stranding crew is one thing, but going full pleb and cheating them home, then ehat's the point in playing in the first place?

>>122591307
Would she have, though?

>>122592662
I made my first chain today.
From iron ore and food to goods. That was fun.

>>122592471
i came here and asked for help, got no responses, so yes i'm bitching at you. this thread used to be a great resource for helping people figure out the game, it's how i learned how to do mun/minmus land/return missions without using mechjeb.

where's all the helpful people? probably gone i'm guessing.

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This is my rocket.
Can i make it cheaper?
You think i could save the lander on kerbin re-entry?

>>122592908
If you were actually here back in those days, you would have figured out how to interplanetary on your own by now, unless you're literally brain-dead or a woman
And women aren't welcome here
Fuck off

>>122590778
>>122588427
Ok, I have mechjeb, now I'm having trouble getting it to work properly.

I can't understand the rover autopilot. There's no tooltips, nothing in the manual about the rover autopilot, and most of the controls don't seem to do anything.

For instance, I set it to go to a waypoint, and it just sits and spins. What am I doing wrong?

>>122592908
Is this guy serious? Okay, so what do you want help with exactly? I'm still having a hard time taking you seriously... You complained about your lack of ability to go interplanetary, then straight up said you use the debug menu for infinite fuel.

Why don't you try, oh I dunno, thinking your way out of that paper bag? Stick a fuel depot in LKO dipshit...

I've had two orange dildos and a mainsail fully fueled, under my transfer stage in LKO. Took the whole thing to eeloo. Sure it wasn't pretty, but that's another story.

If your just going to sit here and bitch that the games too hard, then admit to cheating instead of owning up to your failures, then everyone is going to shit on you.

>>122592908
Except you didn't ask for help. You posted a retarded greentext.

We're not fucking mind readers. You want help? Ask for it. And don't be such an entitled sperg - we'll help you because we want to, not just because we're "helpful people."

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>>122593045
>stock

>>122594994
>ask for help making interplanetary land+return rockets
>get told to make a fuel depot in kerbin orbit instead of people posting craft files for ideas

you know if i wanted to do that i would just build the rocket in orbit, i want a single launch+return vehicle that can get everywhere except eve, with a lander up to 130 tons that can hold heavy colonization parts to be decoupled and installed by a separate crew. i know it's possible because shit like this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjpELy1xzc

you guys don't even have the craft file repository in the OP anymore.

>>122595764
you sound like a great candidate for the forums, subreddit, tumblr and SA. Please fuck off

the best part is I really could help you and I probably would have if you had been more polite. Instead, I'm not only going to not-help you, but I'm also going to not-help a bunch of people who appear here for awhile just to spite you

enjoy being a contrarian shill, cunt.

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>>122596009

>>122595764
>oh no these specific people in this specific place don't want to help me
>time to whine

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>>122596009
>the best part is I really could help you and I probably would have if you had been more polite

given your toxic post, i highly doubt that, i bet you don't even have RSS and RO installed :^)

>>122596556
Since most of us don't have KSP installed, I wouldn't doubt that. I'm just here for that hot BARIS action.

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>KSP

Anyway since I'm new to FIRS I'm taking it easy and trying out the various industry chains. So far it seems pretty Vanilla+, but that massive industry list is still a little intimidating. A couple of them don't really seem to fit in desu.

>>122596556
wait, KSP comes in a non RSS/RO config? Fucking for what purpose?

>>122596659
When was the last time anyone talked about BARIS? Is BARIS a euphemism for cat dick?

>>122597129
I love barbed BARIS

>>122593045
>800 kg heat shield

Unless you're planning on aerocapture on Jool you don't need that much

>>122595764
Again, you're looking for a crutch, a cheat, someone to build the craft for you.

USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND THINK.

And no, I didn't personally watch your video. But do you think Macey dean actually launched the Jager off a rocket, or just hyper edited it up there (I may be wrong on this). Use your fucking brain for a minute, please.

>>122431313
Time to upgrade the gravel.
>>122596590

Why the fuck are the VAB camera controls so bad?

All I want to do is move the camera so I can get a better look at what I'm doing. There seems to be no way to get the vessel closer to the camera sometimes.

>>122599040
why the fuck can't I use the < and > keys in the vab to shift pages in a specific part category

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>>122599096
>country-specific keybindings

>>122599040
building this rover is fucking hell.

>camera won't fucking do anything
>can't move the camera closer to the rover >can't move the rover closer to the camera
>can't just build it in the SPH where the camera works, because SPH and VAB don't share sub-assembly folders
Why do I even play videogames?

FUCKING MEXICANS BUILD WALL

>>122599317

There is a tab to load a sph ship in the vab.

>>122597716
And just like that, little billy leaves. I should have known he was a little bitch when he first claimed we helped him do mun/minmus xfers without mechjeby.

All I asked the kid to do was think for himself. It's like the movie idiocracy is coming true already...

>>122600236
no, we're just getting old and cranky and make the mistake of holding others to the standards we hold ourselves to

The summer sun is fading on the autumn sky
and darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder,
now you're not here

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>>122600236
why did you even make that post then?

>>122600447
That was on Pointless today. Tracks on the original War of the Worlds album. I fucking caned it, of course.

Moments like these are when you should give your money to SQUAD.

Today I installed KSP for the first time and made a rocket that was supposed to go into orbit.
It toppled and blew up immediately upon launch.
I think I'm off to a good start.

>>122602267
lelsokerbal.png

>>122602267
You have now played the extent of the gameplay that has been focused on for the past three years

>>122601975
waters are still at least 70% chum, you'll want to wait a week to get us frenzied again

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>>122602267
it'll be even more fun when you realize there is nothing to do on other planets and moons, so you'll install a colonization mod or something else to give you more things to do, and then start lagging hard from all the shit it takes to make a large functional colony

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HELP I TIPPED OVER

>>122602363
Well, it literally happened. The guy survived somehow, though.
>>122602556
>>122602683
I'm planning to use mods anyway. Just need to at least check out other planets first, then probably will install a programming mod first.

http://www.wagmtv.com/content/news/NNSA--351185161.html

so did they detonate a nuclear bomb on the continental united states today or did they just test the bomb with no payload?

>>122602870
roll around and keep deploying/undeploying the landing legs, minmus has such little gravity you might be able to pop yourself up, maybe thrust a little bit after popping the nose up

>>122602926
kOS or that one with the parts that are state dependent and can be used as triggers. Anons?

>>122602972
>>122602870
open the service bay too, the doors can push you around as well.

>all this help
>assblasted anon will never be able to figure out single ship launch land and relaunch vessels on his own
>doesn't even have his tendies

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>>122603269
I'm right here helping the guy who tipped over

>>122603074
Yeah, that one. I first heard about the game from a kOS video on youtube, it was in related videos.
But it's no use programming anything that I can't do manually at will.
By the way, does KSP still require 64 version bugfixes so it can use all the memory? Should I swap bits in executable?

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Am I kawaii, onii-chan?~

>>122600348
You're probably right.

>>122600506
To signal to all the billies, we are willing to help. To help them think for themselves. I honestly wanted to help the kid, but, obviously he's in need of a crutch and needs someone to do it for him.

Look, those of us that are left may be grouchy or whatever, but we can still pickup on that glimmer of hope in someone that has just picked up ksp. It was a fun time in our lives, and we may wish to give a bit more fun to a newcomer.

That being said, when some asshole shows up all like:
>ksp too hard
>I use infinite fuel on 3 part rockets
>build my rocket for me guys
>you were so cool when I used MJ to get to mun
Then everyone here, including me, is going to shit all over them.
And I rarely post. Lurker reporting in...

>>122603668
>someone looking for help is automatically an asshole

you are part of the cancer in this general

>>122604068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension

>>122604068
Here's your (You), Billy.

>>122604219
>thinking it's an insult to compare someone to BillyMC

>>122569305
Nice Idea.

>>122570704
Too... Many... Angles!

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The cavalry has arrived.

͏>someone starts posting ksp
͏>thread goes to shit
stop please you're ruining the comfy

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>>122606867
no

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hey /kspg/, it's scatterer anon, I'm drunk. I just came by to tell you guys that it's more fun to make a mod for this game than to actually play it, but you guys probably already know this, more or less

I just took a shit that is would make a perfect mold of my lower intestine.

>>122607036
>>122606712
w-why the extra space for crew? are you the same anon that carries full heat shields around? the same anon that carries an unnecesary amount of crew modules with even the simplest mission? why? why do you do this to me?

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this is snek

hisssssssss.....hisssssssssss....sssss.........

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>>122607292
I carry unused monopropellant too.

:^)

also it's a rescue mission

>>122607067
I'm currently fucking with ISP values in cfgs because I'm so bored

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>>122608315
*plop*

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>>122607678
I have a question, I haven't played in a while, but now my turbofans seem to be losing thrust at about 20kms up at mach 2 even though I have plenty of intakeair.

Is this new? I'm using FAR. Also it seems it has no problem getting up to mach 3 at lower altitudes.

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>mfw I forgot to take 1 science data from the other pod

ffuuuuuu

>>122605367
thanks friend

>>122607656
nice hows the new mk1 crew tube

>>122609272
i wanna fuck a nichijou

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>>122609415
considerably cheaper and lighter than the mk2 pod

interior looks alright as well

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>>122609162
>turbo fans losing thrust
>20kms altitude

I wonder why

>>122605367
>>122609278

>lugging two fucking jet engines to space just to... what, avoid using a parachute, which you have on there anyway?
Holy fuck that's retarded

I'm also gonna throw a "samefag" on there and see how it lands.

>>122609882
>not having the plugin to show poster ID's on boards where they aren't visible to instantly recognize samefags

oh right i forgot this is modern 4chan where people don't even know what greasemonkey is.

>>122609857
I'm only asking if it's supposed to be this way. I know I used to reach 37kms+ on turbofans.

How do people SSTO now?

>>122610021
this

I get 7 fps at Space Station, WHY? my computer is not lacking in specs

>>122610051
>37kms+
>37
>km
>s
...
>+

I'm not going to answer anything relevant to your query, but just so you know, km/s and km are two very, very different things.

km is how high roket go

km/s is how fast roket go

This has been fun. Let's do it again soon.

>>122610051
You probably were using the ramjets. Turbofans don't like the lack of pressure or speed. Turbofans are for subsonic planes.
Turboprops, turbofans, turbojets, all work on different situations.

>>122610335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6TjnZ64Rxo

>>122610343
Are you fucking stupid? Kms not km/s, as in kilo-fuckin-meters plural.

>>122610383
Oh sorry I meant turbojets, I can't seem to push past 20 kms high anymore with turbojets. Is this normal? I have plenty of intake air.

>>122610613
oh heh yes lol. Fine. Stacking intakes doesn't do shit anymore so throw an aerospike or two on it and start burning those around 15 km

>>122610613
I didn't test 1.0.5 that much, but I think they coded the turbojets to lose thrust the higher you get.

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-differences-between-Ramjet-Turbojet-and-Scramjet

>>122610775
>>122610818

So SSTOs are boring now?

>>122610818
and its pretty buggy too

I also can no longer see intake air in the resources menu. Mac.

>>122610906
>now?

well I tweaked three numbers and now I have an engine that can take an SSTO to keosync on five units of fuel

...yay...

You guys are my chums. ;_;

>>122614593
United by hatred. It's quite beautiful, in a way.

>>122614741
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

>>122614593

I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

>>122615910
hullo efukt

>>122616565
don't worry anon, see
>>122600348

So you need about the same kinda rocket to go to minmus as to mun right?

>>122618236
If you're talking about an interception orbit, yes.

If you're talking about an orbit, no, slightly less.

If you're talking about landing, no, a lot less for Minmus.

>>122618420
alright, thanks

>>122618236
>minmus: harder to capture orbit, easier to land and take off from
>mun: easier to capture orbit, harder to land and take off from

odds KSP
evens jack off

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>>122618823
>9 days to encounter

>>122621253
I want Sakamoto to cum inside my mouth

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R8 my contract ship

>>122623837
ridiculous acceleration/10

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know every little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed in frustration? All to later be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where. They think calling us racist, misogynistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challenge when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competitive, hard core, by nature. We love a challenge. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challenge us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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>>122625298

>>122623837
>mainsail

reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

>>122602934
>non-nuclear B61-12 nuclear gravity bomb
nigga what

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>>122626783
That's what the contract says.

>>122602934

>>122604180

>>122626783
What's wrong the they mainsail?

>>122627929
>what's wrong with cu͏ckolding?

>>122628482
>what's wrong with not sucking cat dick?

>>122629029
forgot you existed desu

dont go catf*cker ;_;

>>122629075
Not sure how you managed that, I've still been posting fairly regularly

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Wew lad.

I barely managed this contract with 150~ fuel to spare.

Is there a key to change control to a nearby kerbal/vessel?

I got my crew outside my ship for a picture but I can't select them from the map view to get them back in the ship

>>122631175

][

>>122631147
And I thought the 15 tons of mainsail and fuel was unreasonable. What did the launcher for that look like?

>>122631323
thanks bruv

>>122631147

You didn't have to do it all at once.

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>>122631357

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So I found this blue triangle under my heat shield on my way back from the Mun thanks for the advice pals

Anyone know what it is?

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>testing an SSTO
>fairly simple, only mod is KE
>plane takes off
>all seems to be going well

>>122632934
turns out its the thermal highlight or something, nevermind

Wtf is all this ksp talk? Have you guys forgot about shitposting?

Let me enlighten you.


In moments like these Todd deserves your MONEY.

unity 5 fucking when

holy fuck I hate the ksp devblog
Fuck having multiple autoplaying twitch streams with audio

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>>122634460
It's part of the natural cycle of shitposting. Without the occasional KSPost, there would be no /kspg/, and without /kspg/, there would be no /kspg/ brand of shitposting.

It's a necessary evil.

>>122571286
Not exactly the same, of course, because of the part differences, but otherwise yes.

If b9 eve rupdates his mod for the newest version of ksp, I would retry the SSTO that can carry a saturn V (or rather its equilivant weight & volume) to orbit. The launch was epic enough as it was, I got some bretty gud ideas to get it into orbit, but since the volume of the saturn V is so damn huge, only B9's parts will suffice.

>>122637534
soon but only the parts of it that don't require effort

>>122638510

Also if someone gives me a saturn V craft file, I'll build a SSTO that will take it into orbit. I only accept full autism levels of replicas. Real fuel isn't required, but it is recommended.

too many heap sections

>>122638750

ur mum has too many heap sections

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r8 my drill

gonna put it on minmus to possibly refuel other ships

is there any merit to doing so or am I just wasting my time?