We're in denial about wanting to fuck the skeletons edition
Previous thread: >>122382173
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
You are not above the consequences.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-/utg/ cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-/utg/ Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
1st for gaster
daily reminder that undyne is the best
>>122392452
>>122391883
>>122391906
Like this then??????????
That last thread was not nearly as comfy as the other one. The afternoonfags are definitely here.
Post cute frisks.
What the person who created Muffet thinks of all the porn of her?
because itreally didn'tneed to be asked
http://strawpoll.me/6015387I feel really bad for falling this far[
I'm probably part of the reason generals like this suck
>>122392530
Phhhahahaha
Reminder not to post too much images!
>>122392530
>>122392452
These reminders are far more than daily.
>>122392530
what the fuck is that first one
second one is getting there, hips are still slightly too large though
>>122392530
>mfw
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Undyne had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding her face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Undyne was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw her. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up her arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across her face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling her eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, her face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying her best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Undyne. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
>>122392537
At least last edition had some nice Pap posting. If this shit gets really bad I'm just going to close the tab for real.
>>122392530
Bottom is getting closer but you're still being a fucking retard about it.
>>122392315
Protectand make sweet love tothe skeletons
post cringe
w-what do you guys thinkuwu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16TObL9h5QX
>>122392390
LET'S
TALK
(SKELE)BROS
>>122392530
get this shit outta my face
And the winner is
>>122382738
>>122392713
>gore
>not dust
Did you even play game?
Undyne straddled the porcelain throne cautiously, as if afraid of something leaping up at her from within its watery depths and striking her exposed no-no zone. Her stomach rumbled deeply, the vibration reverberating through her midsection into her bowels, and a wave of tightness followed as every muscle in her torso contracted. She didn't have much time left. All she could do was tense herself, regret going back for seconds, thirds and fourths at the Mexican joint, and await the onslaught. She prayed quietly that it wouldn't be as bad as it felt, and, in a way, her prayers were answered as the first sloppy log slipped through her stressed sphincter and burned worse than she could ever have imagined.
>>122392650
for good reason, imagine if someone forgot who was best fish
>>122392530
So, who wants to hang out?
Imma need your wi-fi passwords too.
We can all agree Snowdin and the walk to it is the most charming/comfy part of the game right?
>>122392769
tem should have the deepest, gruffest voice of all the characters and I refuse to accept anything else
tHIS IS NOW A tEMMIE THREAD!!!
When I was young, maybe six or seven, I wanted to destroy the world, but I realize that the only way I could do that would be to devoid myself of all empathy or feelings of guilt. I spent much of my time trying to desensitize myself to the idea of killing everyone, friends, family, everyone. I felt that the inability to kill indiscriminately was a sign of weakness and it would prevent me from ever being able to destroy the world. I'm not sure if the dreams I had were because of this or if it was because of the dreams. I had recurring dreams of a voice in the darkness that was essentially the monster that lives under your bed and in your closet and in all the dark places, I believed it to be a demon of some sort that I referred to as "Gaster". Every night that I dreamed of Gaster I would be pulled under my bed by shadowy hands, offering no resistance, and through the floor into a vortex of fire leading straight to hell. That was like an intro sequence to my dreams from there Gaster would send me on missions, usually to go kill people, or sometimes to simply test my endurance of fear through nightmares. It really is where I learned to be something far less human in my dreams is more of a monster. But eventually I was pushed to my absolute limit when I was instructed to kill my own parents (not irl just in the dream). By refusing the mission I broke contract with Gaster and was subjected to about a weeklong series of intense nightmares before Gaster just completely disappeared from my mind.
>>122392713
is this some kind of cthulu story
someone spoonfeed me
CALLING ALL DRAWFAGS
Please make something out of this Sans/Gaster chat.
http://www.shamchat.com/168850fb/
>>122392871It's Frisk she's mutilated
>>122392935
>>122392765
you asked for it
>>122392935
soNds Guid To mEe!!!
>>122392986
SOMEONE ALREADY DID YOU DUMBFUCK
>>122392746
What if I want to make a different, less sweet, kind of love to them?
>>122393015
>"my self portrait"
>by Alphys
>how about you show me what this WORSHIP is anon, it sounds enticing.
>>122392832
It's great. Thanks.
It's too bad Gaster had to wreck himself and leave Alphys to retroactively fuck everything up by himself.
>>122393049
Oh awesome. Spoonfeed plz. I haven't seen it.
>>122392935
oKIE
>>122392880
im not convinced that its even possible to forget
>>122392924
I found it somewhat eerie, to be honest. I mean, not Sans and Papyrus, those guys were great.
but the quiet and somewhat sad music playing as I walked to Snowdin after killing, then loading my save and sparing, Toriel, was really creepy. I kept expecting something messed up to happen.
>>122393068
I hate the sans with sharp teeth bullshit.
>>122392530
Here's another (you)
>>122393189
It's an aqua easel around these parts.
>>122393212
Me too. Coincidentally, your image is one of the cutest freaking Sans-es.
>>122393189
>>122392651
>>122392731
Alas, the Real One.I'm not the anon who complained about her proportions in porn just saying
Lucina Chara for the anon from the last thread
Last drawing for today!my hands are shaky and I can't stop feeling anxious so time to stop drawing
>>122392650
>big guy
4u
>>122393189
>>122393189She needed the money
She has a child to support
>>122393334
/utg/, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at the pharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo, so I decided I was going to buy a container. However, as I was about to take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather large group of talcum powder bottles. The powder inside was nearly the exact same color as temmie flakes. I have this fantasy about being a monster for a day, and that fantasy includes sleeping in a temmie box. In a fit of desperation to fulfill my dream, i bought all the tubes of talcum. The cashier gave me a very strange look and I began to regret my decision, but the deed was done. I sped home and then took the powder up to my bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub, being sure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out, stripped naked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely filled up with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like soapy cats almost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, just thinking about being a monster. I even masturbated in the fake flakes, pretending my dick was a temmie limb. It was only when I went to get out of the tub that I realized what I had done. How was I going to rinse all this soap off my body? How was I going to wash it out of the bathtub? I'm writing this still half covered in the stuff. Help, /utg/
>>122393112
One can dream of this happening, one day.
Post songs that fit with any theme that isnt the undertale music
>Asgore and Toreil's relationship in a nutshell
https://youtu.be/b39ALX4neIk
this is now an edit toriel sprite thread
>>122393161
In the rare chance that someone does, better to be safe than sorry.
>captcha: fish
Even the captcha doesn't forget
>>122393298Now that's a sans I can get behind fucking.
>>122393404
temmie flakes are construction paper though
worship
>>122392746
I don't know how I haven't seen this yet, but now my heart hurts. We need more 'Interacting with skells' images.And not the murdery kind of interacting
>>122392769
WILL YOU BE MY QT TEM GF?
>>122393528
>>122393334
>>122392530
Keep em coming guys, we're close
I can feel it
Did Napstablook ever manage to get used to living on the surface? It seemed like he was already having trouble just being in the Underground.
I guess that since his cousin came back he's got a bit of support, but I worry for the guy.
>>122393570
A-anon please!Sleek Asriel best goat
>>122392315
Give me your lewdest pics, /utg/
>>122393570
What am i looking at?
>>122392713
SWAT surrounded the building, all dressed in their gas masks, all looking to earn their stories. I crossed the police tape. Their commander turned around to face me. "Detective. We've got this under control." I scoffed, pushing past him. "Yeah, sure looks like it. I'll take it from here." "You can't do that!" he shouted after me. I continued into the building. "Watch me.", almost a mutter, spoken under my breath. I climbed the stairs. She was behind the door, looked like. I kicked it down. What an utter mess. Complete savagery. That broken goddamn killer looked at me, with her messed up hair, and crazed look in her teared eye. There was a small click as I trained the revolver on here. "Well, well well. What do we have here? Looks like another monster psychopath." The broken girl looked at me. She didn't even spoke, she just rose her hands in an act of surrender, still caked with dust and blood and whatever the fuck else. A wave of anger flowed through me. This coward murdered so many innocent people, now she expects mercy? "Oh, you want your fifteen minutes of fame? Huh? You know what happens to thugs like you?" Her mouth started to open before I pulled the trigger, making a nice little hole in her forehead. That's over with. Walking back out of that cursed house, a rookie SWAT member approached me. His voice sounded young under his face-obscuring mask. "Are you alright, sir? We heard gunshots." "She came at me, it was me or her, sometimes I hate this goddamn city." I replied in the gruffest voice I could manage. The team moved up to clear the building, but the commander stood there, his eyes piercing into my soul. "Well, looks like I took care of your little problem. I'm heading home, you should probably do the same." He still didn't reply. Whatever. Starting up my car, I drove out of the cluster of police cars and ambulances. Her victim's body... almost impressive. I'll have to replicate that tonight.
C-could someone stitch this comic together? I'd really appreciate it!
http://leeffi.tumblr.com/post/133157230911/
fresh oc
>>122393785
Can't get any lewder than that
>tfw no goat family to take care of you when you're sick
>tfw no goat mom to take your temperature
>tfw no goat dad to bring you tea
>tfw no goat bro to watch anime with until you fall asleep
This sucks. And I'm running out of Mucinex.
>>122393785
>>122393751
probably made some straight fire mixtape
>>122392896
* Ditch
>>122393785
Full frontal soul penetration while cuddling.
It doesn't get any better than this, folks.
Undyne really deserves someone better than Alphys.
Someone who isn't:
-with self esteem and self image issues
-chronic liar
-incessantly anxious
-suicidal
-fat and ugly
I want my sexy lezbo ships dammit! I'd settle for Undyne with Muffet
We need a Slavic Temmie!
>>122393528
>>122393334
>>122392530
>the game has been out for 2 months and people still haven't made an Omega Toriel
Requesting.
>>122393621
>hooves
Dropped
>>122393785Dunno what your poison is but here's a bunch of Asrielhttps://imgur.com/a/5kPDw
Remember to lewd the kids.
All of them
>>122392713
>>122392871
>>122392941
It's a pasta
I remember it being aboutAndrew Hussie beating his girlfriend to death originally
Man, you guys sure have a lot ofshittydiscussions whenever I'm not around, what's up with that?
>>122393934
>Grillby was born from Blook's first mixtape
>it was so Fire it gave Fire life
>>122393626
Like this?
>>122393756I like your taste anon
>>122393809
H E R O C O P
>>122394009
>>122393528
>>122393785
>>122393785LOL
>>122393785
Here you go, it even has Chara:
http://i.imgur.com/mpgzmue.png
>>122392896
>you quietly attempt to ditch Jerry
>you attempt to ditch Jerry
>You firmly tell Jerry to Fuck Off
>>122393785
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/873560/85bfa1a513/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/873558/545cc5b1c8/
>>122394048
Holy shit that's fucking cute thank you so much
>>122392896
>>122393809
A much more sophisticated story, if you ask me. People will have forgotten about Undyne scat by the time your fanfic's out.
>>122394097
I find it really awkward when people elongate sans' body.
>>122393125
This is the most up-to-date version I know of.
http://imgur.com/a/rlh8y
Shit looks great so far. Can't wait for it to be finished.
Reminder that you do no love Temmie unless you have hired a hooker to dress and speak like her
>>122394184
>"Fuck off, Jerry."
>"Don't you have some offs to fuck?"
>"Knock knock." who's there "Fuck off."
>"Two words: Fuck. Easy to understand. Off. Real easy to understand. Fuck off."
>>122394283
I've got another of spaghetti skell, too
How would you folks of /utg/ feel if someone made a 3d version of Undertale and would you play it?
>>122393872
here you go anon
>>122394351
> People will have forgotten about Undyne scat by the time your fanfic's out.
Not if I remind them.
Hey, does anyone have a link to the song that plays in Frisk's room in Toriel's house? The one with the lights on.
Or even just know the name of it?
I need it. For uh, feels.
mexican food
>>122394458
I'd give it a shot, but I feel it would lose some of its charm.
>>122394458
How exactly would the fights work in 3D?My answer depends on this.
>>122394458
I'm gonna throw a pokeball at that sans.
>>122394252
I'm always up for saving more good Tori porn
http://strawpoll.me/6015689
Am i the only who outright killed toriel in the beginning?
I spared all the other monsters in the zone since they told me to, but i thought the toriel fight was supposed to be like "you cant always spare monsters, sometimes you need to kill."
I tried, too bad goatmom was too dumb to accept my other mercy attempts
>>122394458
the game is best portrayed in 2d format
i feel like if someone did it in 3d it'd feel like some autistic creation with loopy animations during combat
>>122394420
>Recollection flashes in his eye! He has heard these words before...
>>122394358
Share more of this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIxRBCiAc3w
>>122394621
I choose Gaster.
>>122394624
You disgusting monster.
>>122394424
>Insert meeting all my standards quote
Whoever is making these I'm 100% in love. Sharing pocky with skells is top-tier
>>122394460
AHHHH so many thanks this is one of my faves~
>>122394479
Tracks 12 and 13 of the OST: Home and Home (Music Box)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEsXjSiYxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_E_y1AWAfc
>>122394624
Kind of accidentally attacked her after she stopped attacking me completely.
I wanted to give her a poke, not slash her up...
>>122393751
I thought the Pacifist credits said he became a successful DJ?
>>122394693
>>122394693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtILHZ7oEc
>>122394695
Thats not how it works anon.you can have Gaster watch from the side whilst jacking off
>>122394460
Has anybody here had pocky before? What does it taste like?
>>122394458
I wouldn't play it, but I'd gladly play a vector version with the exact same gameplay.
>>122394601
>+75
>The wild Sans 'fainted!'
>Your LV went up!
>>122394773That works for me.
>>122394746
Thank you so much. I really needed to hear those.
>>122384282
post rare goats
>>122394693
As a 100% pure blooded Serb i take offense to your shit. If i had a chance id kill all these monsters. Humanity above all.
>>122394092
>>122393528
>start genocide run
>reach snowdin
>kill all but one monster
>save just says "that comedian"
>already entered snowdin
>no more enemies spawn
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>122394693
I fucking love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaXY-5ZFMgw
>Gaster was Goatmom all along
>>122394803
It's like a crispy/crunchy slightly sweet cookie thing, with a layer of kind of cheap chocolate.
They're not very expensive, and also not very high quality.
They make good snacks though, if you wanted something sweet.
>>122394621
Neither.
>>122395016
I choose this Toriel. I shall love and cherish her.
>>122395032
The checkpoint for Snowdin is Papyrus. You're still on track. Go back and finish the job.
also for people asking for VA anon, he got his laptop taken awaybecause he lives with his parents
>>122394803
Think of a butter cookie. Now just imagine it as thin as a cooked spaghetti noodle, with a chocolate coating. It's a good mix of softness, smooth chocolatey goodness, and crunch.
>>122395032
It's ok. You still can proceed genocide.
Clean those areas before Snowdin.
Still don't get how monsters are implicated to have the endurance of a toddler, but Asgore's power sky-rockets to a near demi-god level from absorbing six normal human souls.
>>122394252
Woah mommy.lewder version?
>>122394621
There is only one true answer.id probably spazz out and not even know what to do on the first night with shotagoat
>>122395128Please don't say I've been yanking my snake to an underaged guys voice.
>>122394770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTcHuRSaGak
>>122393626
>>122390646
>>122390507
>>122390416
>>122390193
>>122390327
EPIC /v/ meme my 9gag /b/rothers XD
daily reminder not to be rude
>>122395114
I spent probably about five minutes walking back and forth to no avail.
>>122394803
It's like eating a very thin breadstick but with a bit of chocolate on it.
Where I live it's called Mikado.
t.bong
>>122392452
>>122392650
>>122392880
>>122393161
>>122393549
>tfw no good M/F smut of Best Fish
>tfw everyone's just going MUH CUTE GOATBOYS or MUH SPOODER
Why do only the people with shit taste get to masturbate?
>>122395252benis on snootle
>>122395307
Encounters decrease as you go through Genocide in general. Go to an area with monster spawns. Hold a walking direction and alt-tab. Frisk will still be walking. Then just alt-tab back when you hear the encounter noise.
>>122395373
>M/F
Undyne has a girlfriend.
>>122395373
>not giving undyne the human d through force and determination
>>122395373
fish isn't for sexual.
>>122395276
cool post I upboated
>>122395273
>>122394048
is it pathetic that these give me warm feelings? i wanna bro out with that skeleton.
>>122393528
>>122395256
he's 18, though still in high schoolpersonally i don't find that odd since i knew a23year old in high school
and i graduated when i was16lel
>>122395128
I thought last we heard of him his power went out and he went to bed.
Anyone got that double date Burgerpants, Nice Cream Guy, Catty & Bratty fic that was made some days ago?
I heard it mentioned but never got to read it
>>122395432
And this has stopped porn writers when exactly? Fuck the canon, I want to masturbate to a fish.
>>122395484
>Is it pathetic
Never.
>>122395601
Do not sexualize the fish.
>>122392927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iLZf1mbC4X
Greetings brothers, i heard there was a champion of purity and washing invading these lands, where might he be so i may slay him?
>>122395432
>Thinking that lesbians don't all crave the dick
>>122393404
>wasn't completely filled up with slime
You missed one.
>>122395558
Well that makes me feel better.
>>122395432
Undyne's gf is bisexual. Why couldn't she be as well?
Uh, this is more of a longshot, but does anyone here happen to have a screenshot of Frisk's room in Toriel's house?
>>122395641
If it's acceptable to sexualise the goat then it's acceptable to sexualise the fish.
>>122392769
I can't breath.
Bless.
Still doesn't make up for losing Lewdster.
>>122395484
Nah he's a cool skeleton
>>122395091
>>122395154
>>122395316
Thanks for the info. I want to try some, any good places to get them?
Have a Skele.
>>122395701
the post is here >>122350610
>>122392769
L O N D O N
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>>122395743
none of it is acceptable
you are all filthy
none of you are free of sin
Counter spriteposts with momposts
GO GO GO
Someone post a gangster sans.
>Sans gonna give it to you
>>122395591
That got made? I only saw the idea being discussed.
>>122395770
Wallmart sells them in most states.
>>122395840
Will Flowey really know if you've watched a Genocide run on Youtube? That seems spooky and instrusive.
>>122395842
Like this?
>>122395840
Some unique dialogue with goatmom.
>>122395784
Welp. Now I'm even more fucking depressed.
I just want to have one giant cuddle orgy with everyone else who's sad in these generals.
>>122395967
horse shit nigger i already gave you the full size
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9eef0197c9b5fbf215a7686da4fb2110/tumblr_nxdxqgVNRy1se3952o1_1280.png
>>122395784
>PARENTS LITERALLY TOOK HIS COMPUTER AWAY BECAUSE HE'S A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
>>122395967
Fuck, I really need that gangster sans/reader fic.
>>122395770
If you have any asian markets, they might have some. I know Walmart supplies them from time to time, and FYE tends to sell them (at a fucking stupid price mind you).
Even ordering some off amazon in bulk is feasible, and way cheaper.
>>122395770
Judging that you live in the US, go to some asian shop or a grocery store.
In the UK we can just pop in to a local corner shop, take some Pocky/Mikado for £1.
>>122395689Die.
>>122395831
Of course we're sinners. And you are too, or you wouldn't be here.
Embrace it, anon.
>>122395947
How would that even be possible?
>>122395936Oh goodness, such a naughty photo of little old me...... I hope a lot of people see it...
>>122395919
>>122396069
>>122396072
Neat. Thanks!
>>122395947
Yeah. Didn't you know Toby partnered with the NSA?
>>122396019
Oh god someone please draw this scene.
>Frisk swings their arms wildly but still clumsily misses the stationary dummy
>Toriel looks on in disbelief
>>122396039
nah, he's an A and B student
>eagle scout
>welder
>high level math classes
and later in the thread
>friend committed suicide due to school stress
>parents are emotionally abusive because he isn't making perfect grades
>>122395826
EPIC /r9k/ meme bro
>>122396082
We need more fluff for the Woshmarines.
>A strange mutation of the gene-seed causes their abnormal head and neck proportions, and it is this mutation that leads to their obsession with woshing - through woshing the universe, they may one day become clean themselves
>>122396084
We all must be cleansed
>>122395842
Something like this, then?
>>122396195
>/r9k/ meme
ask me how I know you're new
Eating sphagetti to forgetti my regretti
>>122395840
I need to bake this if anything
>>122396217
Until then, let's embrace it. No redemption can come for us, only death, so let's live while we can.
And by that I mean somebody write a fic so I can pretend I'm sticking my Spear of Justice in the fish already.
>>122395724
Your favorite character from the last game you played has fell down into the monster world.
Do you think they will survive and how will they react to the monsters?Nicks a kind hearted man to survive
>>122396238
http://40.media.tumblr.com/134281d521f2aa5ac89f384e7fc2097e/tumblr_nxhj5pr6hF1ux38jao1_1280.png
>>122396195
>London
>/r9k/
Please link to the best sansreaderfics because I'm having a really shitty nightplease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhtsTBiIjQ
Undertale got pretty popular, yes, but Megalovania got crazy huge, didn't it? Over a million views on the extended version on Youtube.
>>122396374
Thank you very very much.
Where my Charabros at?
>>122393368
Omega Flowey if you so wish? can be a humanoid chibi or something
>>122396306
Respect your elders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BMtlNLnXxI
>When you realize papy's music is super jewish sounding
>>122396136
>>122396487
>last drawing for today!
>>122396383
I got Pia from Faraway story.
Would probably turn out the same, but with a crafting system.
>>122395724
Here it is directly from the sprite rips.
How do we GET RID of thumbnail Anon
>>122396349
You're all gonna burn.
>>122395967
>>122396238
Hey, Thanks/Thanks you two!
>>122396480
No problem bub
>>122393368
OH FUCK I MISREAD
SORRY
SORRY
HAVE COZY RESTS, DRAWFAG
IGNORE THAT
>>122396383
This might not end well
>>122396389
Thanks for the high res, anon!
>>122396045
It's directly inspired by that artist's Sans, so just picture this skeleton who's shot people without breaking a sweatfalling for you
>>122396420
epicIf you get mad for me saying that, you're new.
>>122396535
It does sound klezmer-ish
>>122396602
stop posting fucking thumbnails
>>122396680
ur welc
>>122396560Hhh... there's 90 people looking at my butt... Ohhh, I can't take it..!
>>122396307
This fills me with happiness.
>>122396530
Gerson is a very cool old man. Almost Master Roshi-tier.
>>122396383
Two words:Everyone dies.
>>122396535
You're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-qoz9B2uHM
>>122396610
See you then.
>>122396216
>part of the original First Founding, Emperors Children
>during the Horus Heresy they were the loyal survivors
>disgraced by the heresy of their brothers their perfection has been sullied beyond anything a penitence crusade can abolish
>once again obsessing about perfection they strive to clean both themselves and any foe of purity with the righteous searing detergent
>only when the galaxy is clean of all filth will their Wosh Crusade end
>only when they wosh the galaxy clean will they find peace and forgiveness for their legion and their fallen brothers
I can't sleep.
>>122396578
Hey, perfect. I really appreciate it. I'm just going to like, turn that into a wallpaper and listen to the damn song for a few days. Weeks. Years. Okay, maybe forever. If I never come back, check the room to the north to find out what happened to me.
Heh.
>>122396574
PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE APOLOGIES I'M AUTISTIC AND MISREAD HAVE COZY RESTS BYE
>>122396307
You need to stir the butterscotch for legit 50minutes or more.
I have half a pie of this in the fridge right now, the first one was a disaster.
>>122396615
No problemo! Always a pleasure assisting other boneified skellovers.
Obligatory pic related fight screenplay post
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIVTzdFRUI2ZmXqmzedKz4pITXKVEqdPRKmzLPKu4eg
>>122396712
Anon, no, you'returning me on.
>>122393368
Great job anon. Stay well and chill and stuff like that.
>>122396868
It's okay anon, don't worry about it. I misread things all the time myself.
>>122396535
We need a Jew Papyrus STAT!with a Yamaka of course
>>122396468
Because Megalovania is gorgeous.
>>122395263
another one i thought was pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psplbU7MolE
>>122396383
>Suguri
Most of the monsters would probably be fine but Flowey and Asgore are dead
>>122396956
>yamaka
Disgusting goy.
>>122395905
oh, I thought it did get made.
Hm, if it didn't then... I'm tempted to give it a try
>>122396783
Associating Gerson with Master Roshi only makes me worried for Undyne
>>122396383
Things may or may not go poorly for the monsters.
Maybe Jill, the master of unlocking, can figure something out.
>>122396773
>>122396383
All females getting the d[spoilers]uke[/spoilers]
Also rip everyone trying to kill him
I want to mother fuck Toriel.
>>122396383
>Monster hunter 3 ultimate
>tfw no heavy armor made of undyne's scales
>>122396810
>They often take birds from their home planet of Wa'tafel as companions and good luck charms
>>122396468
And there are over two million views.
https://youtu.be/B2jVbSI9H4o
remember to bully
>>122396383
>Do you think they will survive
Oh sure
>and how will they react to the monsters?
No fucking idea
>>122397145[Wet schlicking sounds whilst imagining 96 anons looking at her]
I'm not surprised Sans/Papyrus is a thing but I'm curious how popular it is. How many depraved shippers are in this thread?
hey /utg/ guess what time it is
GENOCIDE TIME
stream: twitch /eyepatch_fish
>>122396921That's literally it though. I don't even plan on writing smut for the first one.This smooth-talking devil always takes care to never hurt you, and soon you find you're looking forward to seeing him kick down the door ...
>monsters get to be models for ad campaigns post pacifist
I need more of this
>>122394878
Well I suspected something more sad.
But you know what, this works better. Tem is good parents.
>>122397234
I kinda feel like making birdlike servo skulls would fit better, as living birds tend to shit, and thats unclean.
Servo skulls are pretty clean and dont need woshing.
>>122397102
Don't forget to post it here if you finish. Some of us would be interested to read it.
>>122397264
Oh. I guess it has been a few days since I last checked.
How the hell is this one song so much more popular than the entire rest of the game? I mean, it's great, yeah, but still.
>>122397093
we still need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pOMCmVc3wY
>>122397273
>>122397372
>>122396383
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS
>>122397281
Don't worry you won't have to be aloneas I rub my cock on and in your pie
>>122397372
>Toriel's head falls on asriel's
>one of san's eyes survives until the end
DEEPEST LORE
>>122397280
Glad to see Q is getting some love.
It's things like these that make me want to get people to play Undertale.
Gangster Sans theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUMkjpViOA
>want to draw more of character
>can't decide pose
What do goat ears smell like?
uh oh unfolding
>>122396383
>"You only want one soul? Pfft. The weakest guy I've fought had, like, 20."
Aside from that, I imagine he'd be kind of like the gunman. Warrior who saw some shit and now doesn't want to fight. Only he doesn't die from having any of his souls taken and could give them up willingly.
I think he'd be happy down there.
>>122397694
>gangster skeletons
>>122397381Don't do this to me, anon. DON'T DO THIS
>>122397381
I could be content with just fluff to start out. Please, Anon, keep us updated.
>>122397727
Draw her spreading her spider pusspuss while she fondles herself
>>122396886
I hate when ppl use this sprite of him with crooked hips.
I even saw people making crafts using this one. WHY
It animates, use the one where it matches up in the middle, not the one extreme!
>>122397738
Depends,
They typicaly smell like a plush pillow if they're clean though.
I half expected frisk to bite them.
>mfw people care more about woshua than omega flowey, my lord and savior
>>122397694
My fucking childhood, anon.
>>122397750
>We need seven human souls to break the barrier
>...Seven?
>Seriously? Just seven?
>Uh, I mean, sure.
>*Drops soul of a Great Hero
>That's the weakest I've got on me... just do whatever you want with the leftovers.
>>122397804
>frisk as a pig-nosed retard with broken hips
how is this attractive?
>>122397694
Ideal.
>>122397727
draw her deepthroating her arm to the elbow
>>122397590D-Do it inside, Anon... All... all of you... I want everyones'... all over me..
>>122397908
WOSH YOURSELF FLOWEY
>yfw megalovania kicks in
>>122397908
>people actually care about omega flowey
I'm sorry you have brain damage.
>>122395672
Perfect.
>>122396810
>they use special jellified Promethium in their flamers
>in use, it looks like water hosing out
>it burns through organic material and leaves hard surfaces sparkling clean
>at least one Planetary Governor has let a Chaos cult grow in a Hive City just to get Woshmarines to come and leave everything polished
>>122397975Shhh, the picture is more for the spooky Sans and self-inserting
>>122397908is that you OFkun
>>122395070
underrated post
>>122397804
>>122397829
Problem is, I'm much better at writing through, say, greentext. I always fall into tell not show, so I'm better at brief things.
I don't want this to be like the reader is some nobody, but I'm not going to do some 90's Meg Ryan tsundere heroine.
I've saved a version that's basically a chatlog of me telling a friend WHAT happens, but I've barely started.
And oh god,it gets sappy. It's going to get really, REALLY sappy.
>>122398030
unFATunate experience
post chubby skelly
>>122396383
Eh, the Scout? At first, he'll freak out, but the rest of the time he'll probably just be more irate than anything. Definitely going for *Flirt wherever applicable. Toriel's pie is going to be devoured in an instant.
I doubt he'd kill anyone as helpless as the monsters, and he's very good at running away when diplomacy fails, so he'll survive, no problem.
Not sure if he'll be able to make enough friends for the true ending, though, so he'll probably take out Asgore with the immense levels of violence he probably already has and walks out.
Vocaroo archive when?
>>122398012
Why do that whenI can have you all to myself catering to your every need sexual or not, every single night I'm at your whim of how hard you want to be pounded by my cock
Every time I cum inside I'm always satisfied but your lust keeps me from being truly fulfilled, always wanting more of you. Forever trying to keep you happy.
>>122398248
Wow that's fucking disgusting and terrifying stop at once
>>122398187No, anon.
I never post anything like that. I'm just watching those threads now. Might draw some requests later but I don't promise anything.
>>122398012
sorry goat mom, but id rather bang goat dad
>>122397908
Stop this, omega flowey is for quiet love
>>122398187
who is OFkun?
>>122398134grape is that youposting because seriously if i can pick out your post this easily i'm going to start drinking
>>122397525
But the game itself IS very popular.
So much attention to it, so much of new content is being creating every day.
>metacritic scores better than MGS V
>>122395070
it's fuckign perfect
>>122398248
>Sans trying to eat human spaghetti
>It doesn't just break down into energy quickly
>Has to suspend the spag in blue stomach
>You can watch him break it all down
Kinda hot, desu senpai
>>122395784
>18 year old kid on the internet told me they loved me using his Gaster voice
This is one of the strangest things to happen to me.I hope everything works out for him, he's a pretty nice guy and doesn't deserve his parents being shits to him.
>>122398208
I'm impatiently waiting, Anon.I'll do anything.
>>122398012
Your pie could use a little more cream.
I really don't like the way today feels. I wish I could go to sleep and start another day, but tomorrow is Monday so I don't want to waste my day off.
Why does everyone here seem to hate humanizations?
>>122398193But I want to touch you, Gaster.
post lewd muffet
>>122398336
>>122398497Then take me right here and now in front of everyone.. Whoever cums first, well... I'll carry their child, and live with them <3
>>122396383
>max payne
>all you would hear is his inner thoughts throughout his journey in the underground
>>122398381Nope this is someone else, you can put down the bottle, anon
>>122396992
guest starring the skulls parasite unit and knuckles
>>122398607
But what if I want to be your child and live with you?
>>122398540
I'd tell you to go to sleep anyways, anon. Try to actually rest for once. Just go and lie in your bed, think about something pleasant and fall asleep. Today is really a strange and unpleasant day.
>>122396383
Depending on his obsession with the Skaven and how it translates into other animal-human hybrids he'll either ignore all the ones that don't attack him and just leave or he'll purge fucking everything.
>>122398575
HE IS NOT A HUMAN!!! HE IS A SKELETON!!!
FREE HIM FROM THAT SKIN JAIL!!!!
>>122398131
"Suffer not the stain to live."
-Chapter warcry
>>122398030
>playing fallout 4
>creeping through old military shit cheeki breeki sneeki like
>find an underground basketball court
>neat!
>FOOTSTEPS
>SAVAGE DEATHCLAW IN FRONT
>SEVEN SYNTHS IN THE BACK THAT FOLLOWED ME IN
>megalovania starts playing
>mfw
>>122398575
They can be cute, but you can't really get the charm of the character right if they're humans.
That pic is pretty cute, but I don't see them as Spaghetti Skeleton, just as a Spaghetti Cosplayer.
>>122398676that'd be up to my soon to be husband, dear!
>>122397281
What are these all even from?
>>122398779
I want to get into Warhammer 40k. Where do I start?
>>122398607
I'm sure me and a couple of anons would share your delicious pie.
http://pastebin.com/EY5PTnfB
r8 my attempt pls uwu
>>122398575
Because making them human is fucking stupid and pointless.
Like, I fell in love with skeletons and goats, not tumblr-nosed niggers.
>>122398319
>He's seen enough shit every Halloween for over half a decade that none of the monsters are scary
>Is a good boy to Toriel since he loves his Ma and would never dream of hurting a Ma
>Thinks Sans is hilarious
>Flirting relentlessly with Undyne, never manages to befriend her as a result
>Thinks Alphys is a guy the whole time
>Manages to outdo Mettaton on the narcissism front, probably kills him since he's "just a robot"
>Smashes Asgore in a minute since Alphys says its the only way
Fish Empress ending.
>>122398607
>>122398812I want to enjoy the rest of my life with Toriel, I want to make her a real mom again by making sweet love with her
I love her. So much. I want her to love me too. For as long as we live.
Guys.
What do I do?
I finished true Pacifist mode...Do I...
Kill them all?
>>122398575
You mean cosplayers, or the time Gaster gifts them skin?
>yfw ambushing undyne then holding her down while you take turns sticking your human spears inside her to show her how humanity is truly superior while she cries to herself about how she could be beaten by a couple punks
>>122398812
shes to fat and needs to exercise
>>122398831
http://badassbaal.tumblr.com/post/131562688002
>>122398869
read all the books
read lore
the tabletop is too expensive to get into
>>122398869
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
Here.
>>122398812
Can I be both your husband and your child?
>>122398803
>unironically playing this shit
wow.
impressive.
>>122398575
Because tumblr does art with enforced diversity, and they've decided the skelebros are black racist caricatures and also have hair. Also tumblr nose and deliberately drawing ugly characters because "muh body positivity"
>>122398969
Do itif you have what it takes.
>>122397964
>"You IDIOT."
>Flowey steals 19,993 Souls and becomes literally god
>Chosen Undead laughs
>"Last overgrown plant I killed had so many souls I used them to kill god. Well, I also used the souls of death, four edgelord kings and a crazy dragon, but you get the picture."
>Besides, don't you know?THE LEGEND NEVER DIES."
>>122398575
well people tend to draw sans as a dark-as-the-night midget with an afro
>>122398975
Holy shit that one's pretty good, anon.
>>122398607
stop slandering the goat
>>122398575
Because at least 70% of the time, you can't tell which character they represent without context.
>>122399049
But anon
The game is shit
The only fun moments are when you fight crazy amounts of enemies or sneaky through abandoned buildings since all interaction and character development is trash
its not even an rpg anymore
>>122398779
>>122398131
>implying you have a chance to clean the galaxy
Just give in foolish brothers, the end of all things is inevitable.who would be the most "death/end welcoming" character in Undertale? im having a hard time thinking of who can champion for Nurgle to be a antagonist for the Wosha Marines
>>122399041I don't see why not.
>>122398994Hee hee... more like Sexercise!
>>122398961You'd better hurry up and give me a child in my tummy, then!
Am I the only one who has started a collection of Woshua images, to be used when lewd things start to happen in the thread?
>>122396383
stop throwing pokeballs at toriel you fucking
>>122398975
Oh my god, first great humanization I've seen!
>>122393785
>>122392315
Is he a power bottom, /vg/?
>>122398961
I want that too.
>>122397273
What game / physics simulation is this?
>>122399153
I want to cum inside Toriel and suck on her booby.
>>122399235>You'd better hurry up and give me a child in my tummy, then!
I already beat off to Toriel today does that count?
>>122398953
I think Scout's just narcissistic enough to try and out-do Mettaton on the dancefloor for long enough to get those ratings up.
He'll be convinced he won regardless of how it turns out.
>>122399232
In all honesty?Sans.
>Jolly
>Struggles to care about anything any more
>Considers life futile
>Undead
>Doesn't know how to keep shit clean and tidy
>>122399235
>>122398575
>Based Papyrus
>Anything but Caucassian
>>122398698
I think all the magic stuff would peeve off Saltzpyre though.
>>122399410Funny you should link me that, that's my post.
Hi /utg/. I need your help
can your edit pic related enemy with this girl?
and change *pet* for *pat*
>>122399112
2edgy4me
>"You IDIOT."
>Flowey steals 19,993 Souls and becomes literally god
>Flowey attacks!
>*parry sound*
>spam "Well, what is it?"
You goat lovers and skeleton fuckers need to get a room.
Several of them.
Where the doors are locked from the outside.
I want Toriel to give me lots of motherly and sexual love.
>>122399263
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/6/65/B2W2_New_Players.png/revision/latest?cb=20120414045546
>>122398869
First:
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
Then:
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_40k_Wiki
The latter is filled with allot of unsourced stuff/headcannon, but not that much as people make it out to be.
If you grow a liking to it, turn to books. Theres quite allot of wonderful books to read. Id start with the Horus Heresy.
>>122399304
Probably, though he probably wouldn't mind topping/subbing
>>122399410
Where's the Tori collage that has four of my posts?
I mean every last one of those.
>>122399464
>>122399495
* Ditch
>>122399508
And affection too! I love being touched and hugged and kissed by mommy!
>>122395128
Is he ok?
>>122399340
oecake
Does being in the bone zone make me a furry or just have a weird fetish?
>>122399340
OECake
>>122399610Not if I *Ditch you first
>>122395128
Actually? I thought his power went out?
>>122396790
>literally specializes in souls and soul-based magic
he's fucking invicible
I tried
>>122399718
The latter.
>>122399653I want to cum in mommys' mouth and then have her drool my cum back into my mouth before we make out...A-and I want mommy to lick my butthole...
>>122399791
>>122399658
kinda, read the entire conversation in this thread
>>122350610
>>122399398
Now we just need a drawfag to turn Sans into a Champion of the Plague God.
Maybe the anon who drew the Wosha Marines can indulge us.
>>122399718
youre a skeleton furry
a femurr
>>122399724
>>122399668
Thanks anons!
How do I get to the Tammy Village?
What state does that voiceanon live in, assuming USA?
His implication that he might get kicked out of the house by his parents concerns me.
Who /homework/ here? Got a paper due by 8 PM.
>>122399738But nobody came.
>>122395128
he's a faggot lmao
>>122399830
>people posting images sideways
stop
>>122396383
>a literal meaning togenociderun
>>122399871I don't get it
dump everything you have of her
we know you have something, don't lie to us
>mfw these Tori posts
>>122399862
Their other main rival is a female Khornate mutant with a powerful magic spear and the ability to come back from the dead.
>>122396383
this thread needs moregaster blaster sans
>>122399914
Here, design a 50 days tour around Indochina, been awake for 4 hours now.
>>122399076
>>122399117
why do people get pissed off when characters are drawn as black or anything other than white
>>122399871
There's nothing furry about skeletons. He'd be a BONER.
>>122399886
It's in the bottom right corner of the room in Waterfall with the mushrooms.
>>122400003
the femur is a bone thatconvieniently is found right next to the bone zone
>>122397750
I kind of like the idea of Dark Souls' PC in Undertale.
They would even be used to the idea of "resetting", but now it can be done just by predicting mice rather than go through the hassle of magic bonfires.
>>122400003
"Femur" is a bone in the leg
"Murr" is a gross furry noise
>>122400098
I dont mind black characters. But the versions I've seen of the skeletons are typically ugly as hell and racist too
>>122400039
I guess she's my new waifu. Because I want her to be my wife.
>>122399610
>>122399802
I'd imagine him walking all over siphoning literally everyone's soul. Even from minor, non-boss monsters. I guess OF/Asriel/Asgore/whatever would just die instantly.
Why does Asriel make me hard if I'm straight?
>>122400102
Skeletons are like the fucking opposite of a furry.
>>122396383
He'd undoubtedly go on a genocide run. Even Sans wouldn't be able to beat him.
>>122400047
Fuck yes.... damn my inability to draw for shit, i really wanna draw all these things we are talking about....
>>122399886
Bottom right corner of the room in Waterfall where you use mushrooms to light the path. If Temmie appears to fight you, you're in the right room.
>>122400098
not mad, just irritated at the insincerity of someone trying to win brownie points from the oppression olympics
>>122399843
Shit, that fucking sucks. Is he still going to coming to /utg/?
So tumblr, what is it, is he a cishet asexual, or an agender?
http://cishetaceoftheday.tumblr.com/post/133285513082/todays-cishet-ace-of-the-day-is-sans-an
http://eridansmalfunction.tumblr.com/post/133286464860/me-chanting-sans-is-agender-sans-is-agender
Why is tumblr obsessed with asexuality and agender? Just enjoy your shit, and realise ppl like sex and have genders.
>>122400132
>>122400153
Thanks for explainingI feel like an idiot
guys
gais
i think i did it
>>122398969
Do itall over again. Lot's of foreshadowing and hidden shit in Undertale, pacifist again and see what you missed. Even if you don't find anything to big, you'll still have a good time.
With or without?
>>122400050
http://40.media.tumblr.com/da36cbefc3c468b06cb02092a2a6908b/tumblr_ngj721pwHV1sha52uo1_1280.jpg
>>122400036
>>122399842
I want mommy to finger my butthole and touch my prostate! I want mommy to make me gasp and moan like a cute girl!
>>122400181
I wish there was a bigger collage of Tori posts just so I can fill half of it
>>122400332
her arms are still kinda fucky but that's definitely pretty good, make the booby a tiny bit bigger and that's my new canon
>>122400367BOTH ARE SHIT
>>122399862
>mfw I've been imagining Chara in a dreadnought
>unable to bathe in blood or feel soft monster dust on her skin
>unable to die
>her only desire is to die, with no saves
This is my fetish right next to her hijacking Frisk's body to mutilate it.
Also, imagine these lines in her childish voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2FjJm2_YA
>>122396383
>self insert from starbound
yea! Good thing I did a pacifist run
>>122396383
>Hancock
Not sure. I don't think he'd go on a murdering spree or anything, at least.Also, good taste there, anon. Nick's great.
>>122400367
Do you want the glasses on or off?
>>122399892
He never said.
But we do know he lives in the USA.
>>122400271
We can only assume he will? Maybe? It's not really clear.
>>122400196
Its okay anon, we can hug it out.
I wanted nothing but pussy before him, now i want to both dominate him and later cuddle him so he feels like the most special creature in the universe.
Its unexplainable, just go with the flow.
>>122399843
I'm in a similar situation, but I don't know what I would do if they took my computer away. I feel really bad for him. I hope he still comes here somehow.
>>122399862
>>122400047
Don't forget that strange, plant-like Tzeentchian creature. Who knows what he could be planning? Or that Abominable Intelligence that devoted itself to Slaanesh and inslaved a reptilian mutant to make its body more perfect.
>>122399914
I miss having homework. In college I procrastinated like it was my profession, in one semester I had to write three separate 20-25 page term papers within two days and prepare a speech to go along with one of them.
Lil tip: don't do that.
>>122400546
Uncanny.
I wish to be the Goat Mom.
>>122398985
>Hold her down
>Just "sticking the spears inside"
>Not giving her a something to defend herself with for a fair fight
>Not launching a barrage of spears from multiple directions in a pattern synchronized to the heartbeat of every member of your species
How exactly does this make humans superior?
>>122400330
>Sans is agender
>I literally didn't play the game
How many dozens of times do multiple characters including Papyrus and Sans themselves use male pronouns for the skeletons. Motherfucker.
>>122400687
Her nostrils became her eyes.
>>122400745
only if you're not the slutty goatmom
>>122400628
>I miss having homework
ARE YOU HIGH
>>122398006lol
>>122400745
Will you marry me?
>>122400196
He's super feminine looking, as well as a little bitch so its easy to imagine him being a bottom, as well as easy to dominate.
>>122400487
Hancock is both a dick and a respectable guy.
>>122400571
>not wanting to be dominated by him
>not wanting to be his forever
>>122400332
Boobs too high up, looks very unnatural.
>>122399843I was tempted to shit on him for blogposting, but that really got to me. Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you're a good boy.
>>122400465
Chaos Dread is honestly the best fucking voicelines ive heard in any fucking game in ages.
The fact that one unit in a RTS has whole 12 minutes of voice acting is just amazing.
And yeah, i can see Chara stuck in a Dread, forever in anguish and searching for death and an escape from the wretched fates the gods have bestowed upon her.
>>122399967MEIN NEGER
>>122400909
I want to move his ear out of the way so I can kiss my queen's cheek.ah shit kid I fell for it
>>122400330
Fanfics are currently flooded with "character has female parts and wears dresses and other gendered clothing but no gendered pronouns are used"
Just, why? It makes the story a chore to read.
So many normal cishet teenage girls demanding to be referred to as agender demisexual snowflakes
>>122396383
>Jacket
He'd do fine.
>Best Friends finally fighting Omega Flowey
F u c k y e s
>>122396168
Is this what you're imagining anon? I may fully lineart/color
>>122400768
>implying she didn't already get a fighting chance
>>122400823
IT WAS MY ONLY WAY OF GETTING APPROVAL, ANON
I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A LOVED CHILD, BUT I WAS A GOOD STUDENT
>>122400956
I can be his forever anon, but all the control is relegated to me. I find giving control in relations with others not arousing in the slightest.
Seeing him struggle, seeing him squirm whilst fruitlessly hiding his great enjoyment of being my good obedient boy while i invade his anus, im rock hard just responding to you.
>>122401181
Oh Papyrus
* Hug
>>122401181
>only way of getting approval
>not being from your video games congratulating you on beating them and thanking you for playing
>>122401172
Yes, this is great. If you lineart/color it, it will be 100% perfect.
>>122396956
He'd make a fine Jew.
>He's already a skeleton.
>>122400932
You couldn't be more right.
>>122400332
>>122400960
Yeah, they should be a lot lower, weighed down by age andin ruins filled with nothing but frogs and spiders and vegetables and other non-mammalian monsters, how do you guys think she got milk
>>122400585
>Mettaton as a servant of Slaanesh
This needs to happen.
Will Papyrus ever be able to escape the annoying dog?
/utg/ truly is a place for broken people.
>>122396956
Do you mean yarmulke you fucking goy?
>>122394803
I don't know if it's a bad batch or what, but lately all the pocky i've picked up has been really stale and awful.
I prefer Pejoy anyway, which is similar but is filled with chocolate instead of dipped.
>>122396530
Last panel is gold.
>>122401341
She visits a grocery store in an area inaccessible to the player.
>>122401368
Originally, he was a Chaos Dreadnought. Denied the sensations he had enjoyed in life, he tortured and raped victims on live TV to please Slaanesh in the hopes that he would be blessed with a new body.
One day, he succeeded.
Daily reminder that there is no way that the monsters in New Home could have known what happened with Asriel and Chara, since nobody in the entire underground can know that.
Daily reminder that this is strong evidence that Chara is the narrator in a pacifist run.
>>122400812
I would never be a slutty Goat Mom!
>>122400873
Perhaps, if I become a Goat Mom.
>>122401386
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrgrMwMFIag
>>122401225
Asriel needs to be the one doing that, not you, youdouble faggot.
>>122396383
>arma 3
>last mission we were operators in iraq ~2004
>>122401180
>ambushing undyne
>Ambushing
>Not following throughout a path
>Not openly following throughout a path
>Not showing more and more of their powers as the path goes on so enemy has a better understanding of what their facing
>Not giving enemy a moment before battle to arrange items, collect themselves, and SAVE
>>122401385
>Force feed friends spaghettiFuck you anon that's pretty hot
>>122401386
I just want a woman as perfect as Toriel.
Knowing that I will never truly find a fertile woman who is as kind and gentle as Toriel while also knowing how to bake pie and actually care for children, I must stay here and forever feel lonely.
>>122401543
>Perhaps
If you do, I would like tomake love to you consensually with lots of cuddling
Otherwiselet's bake pie
>>122401386
We're all remnants of a general that got kicked off /co/ for being shitty. What do you expect?
>>122401542
There is also Napstablook replying to the narration when you check him.
>>122401771
What are you talking about?
Any fic requests? No lewds, please.
>>122401771
speak for yourself, I haunted the Pokemon board and played nothing but Nuzlocke runs before this
>>122401851
He thinks we're all from /hsg/ because like something made by Tony Fox.
>>122401771
>we're all
>we
>implying I am HSG scum
>implying this general is HSG scum
>implying any more than 3 people right now are HSG scum
fuck off
>>122401475
Ruins are filled with all kinds of monsters, but no mammals other than Toriel.
Even if she did go to the innacessible grocery store, she didn't leave the ruins, as there is only one door out which she didn't go through.
Therefore, the grocery store would have no outside source for milk.
All milk in Ruins comes from Toriel. She may even give some to the grocery store for the benefit of other monsters.
Or not; this is pretty deep in lewd headcanon shit. Maybe there's some teleportation nonsense going on.
>>122401890
Kid Aaron makes kid Temmie cry and has to go apologize.
There's gotta be a reason why she doesn't think muscles are cute.
>>122398869
Play the Video Games based off of it, I would recommend starting with Dawn of War Dark Crusade.
>>122401561
Listen anon, i respect your wish to be a cock loving bottom. Its okay, some people like taking it up the ass.
I however like to give it up the ass, i like to see the bottom squirm beneath my body and enjoy themselves in a shower of ecstasy.
A truce, to each their own okay?id pound your ass if you asked me nicely.
>>122401972
Should we do a role call
>>122401890
Papyrus demonstrating hos full, Sans-level strength to Undyne so she'll let him into the guard.
>>122399381
>>122398953
>>122398319
Scout definitely doesn't kill Mettaton. He loves attention and won't be able to resist putting on a show.
I also think he probably runs past half the monsters. The second he gets a red heart back in the Undyne fight he's going to speed out of there so fast she won't even know what happened.
Asgore is probably gonna get his ass BONK'd, though. I think the overall ending will still be pretty good, since I'm almost positive the Engineer can whip up something to break the barrier. Or they could pay Saxton Hale to punch it down or some shit.
>>122401654
>thinking ben's boys are fazed by a monster degenerate
>>122401986
Maybe she just uses soy milk.
>>122401771
>>122401935
Toby Fox =/= Hussie
Why are people so stupid. If you're going to hate something you may as well actually learn about what you hate so you won't look as stupid as that anon does.
>>122401535
Give me booty, or give me death!
>>122402031
>id pound your ass if you asked me nicely
Too bad you're not Asriel.
>>122401890
>>122401986
>There is no outside food source for the ruins
>spiders are resorting to cannibalism
>toriel is running out of food
>tries to pretend that she's fine when frisk comes when she's actually slowly starving to death
>making that one pie takes up like half her supply
just had this idea, its pure suffering i knowim not sorry
>>122402032
http://strawpoll.me/6016634
IMPORTANT
>>122401986
>All milk in Ruins comes from Toriel. She may even give some to the grocery store for the benefit of other monsters.
MY
DICK
>>122402226
Trying too hard.
>>122402295
>/hsg/
It's just HSG you filthy animal
>>122393876
Here, have a (You)
>>122401986
I want Toriel to breastfeed me non-sexually.
>>122402218
We can always pretend.im kinda muscular tho, but you will be with your face in the pillow anyways.
>>122402226
cont.
>that's why all the monsters attack you when you fall underground, they need the food
>most monsters in the ruins are plant-based, meaning they dont really need food
>toriel has to fight all the other monsters daily to get enough food to survive
>that's why they're all afraid of her
what's the deal with spooky 100% black tree anyhow? was it ever explained why there's just a creepy tree there
>>122402397
I HAVE NEVER ENTERED HSG SO I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW
YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THAT ALONE OUTS YOU AS A FILTHY CUR
GET PURIFIED
>>122402120
>Maybe Flowey give his mom his milk
>>122401986
I'm not really sure what to say. Toby Fox said in a tweet that she visited an area in the game that is inaccessible to the player. Remember that balcony where you get the Toy Knife? Remember how the Froggit sitting outside of the door to that balcony says "Toriel came by here with a lot of groceries". Remember how beyond that balcony is a city?
??
>>122402530
It's a metaphor for the children. "Anytime it grows leaves, they immediately fall."
>>122402535
dont worry i have a gun right here
every bullet has my name on it, but misspelled
twitch /eyepatch_fish
this absolute madman is doing a genorun
>>122402530
there's no sunlight in the ruins so it cant grow
the only other plants that are healthy are at the entrance, where some sun seeps in
>>122402526
There are literally no plant monsters in the game though
Am I crazy or does that look like a flower on Asgore's trident just before the head?
>>122402469
Pretending will neither make the goat dick, nor the goat snootle any more real, anon.
Reminder that Papyrus got everything he ever wanted and all is right in the world
Feeling hopeless today. Have a Jester trying to not be morose about it.
>>122402732
>Vedgetoid isn't a plant monster
>Moldsmal isn't a plant monster
sure
>>122402601
That's what makes me wonder if there's some teleporting, or other kind of magical nonsense going on.
Toriel is the archmage or something like that, yeah? Plus, she was the queen. Even without using the one door leading out of the ruins, she may have had some other, hidden method of getting to the castle.
>>122402304
I'm with you
I want to help milk her and bottle up all of it so the children of the ruins don't go thirstywhile I have the source all to myself.
>>122402732
Yes there is. Vegetoid is some kind of turnip monster.
remember kids, bully the goat kid!
>>122402732
Vegetoid
>>122402760
I had assumed it was just a gem, but maybe it is a flower. There sure are a lot of them.
>>122402859
Yeah, today feels really bad for some reason.
>>122402870
Moldsmal is jello. Like a jello mold.
I'll give you Vegetoid though. So, one monster out of all the others.
i smiled at this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duP1Encqynk
>>122402947
>Vegetoid
Hold up a goddamn second.
>Chara as narrator
>"Plants can't talk, dummy"
Was that Chara making fun of you for trying to talk to the vegetoid?
>>122402807I just want to make bottoms happy, its like a fetish. every time i bring some twink from a bar to my bed and leave him a drooling pleasured mess i sleep like a baby. but if your powers of pretend arent strong enough i understand. id bleat for you if that helps.
>>122402891
hugh is my daddy
>>122402760
I assumed that's what it was.
>>122402878
There is more than one exit to the ruins though. Your headcanons are retarded, please stop.
>>122402295
>http://strawpoll.me/6016634
This is pretty much how I expected it to go.
Toby Fox has awesome music, but Hussie can't write or design anything for shit.
>>122403119
That was the monster talking, you can see the speech bubble, so I think that was the Vegetoid
>>122402859
That's a very cute Jester, even though they're sad. It's okay to be sad sometimes, just don't let it stop you.
>>122403119
Maybe, but didn't the words come from Vegetoid's own speech bubble?
I think he was just being an asshole.
>>122402530
From a metophorical, 2deep4u point of view, I always thought it symbolized Toriel.
She's all along, away from others of her kind.
She really strong (bigger trees are generally pretty strong).
Most importantly is the leaves. "They fall off as soon as they grow" refers to, I believe, the human children she cares for that always leave and march towards their deaths.
Not sure why it would be black though. Maybe she feels dead somehow? I'm sure the rest of the kingdom believes she's dead.
From an actual meaningful, lore point of view, I don't really know. Maybe she uses fire magic to try to keep it alive, which is why it grows leaves momentarily, but it doesn't work too well?
>>122402859
Sunday's are always depressing for some reason.
>>122403119
I think that the only monsters that can't talk are the Froggits, therefore Chara translates their ribbits to Frisk.
>>122403001
>>122403479I'm just kind of wallowing in my own self pity about not being able to get closer to a certain someone in these threads.But it's okay, I have a drawing tablet and alcohol!
>>122403308
Th-thanks, anon. Being sad is more familiar to me anyway.
Started Undertale today and finished when I arrived in Snowdin.
What am in for?
>>122400256
>the hips on Mettaton in that image
Holy shit
Erection in progress
>>122403136
That's kind of cute, keep on making people happy in your own way, anon.
>>122403598
Spoilers in this general.
Get out before you get spoiled.
>>122403479
It's because the week is right next. It's really hard to motivate yourself to do anything on a sunday.
>>122403598
a good time
>>122403547
Sometimes feeling sorry for yourself feels good. It's probably not healthy, but for some reason it feels good.
>>122403598
a long read
>>122403684
I'm good at ignoring spoilers and selecting memories.
>>122403771
Because it means that someone cares about you, even if it's only yourself.
>>12239292769
No, that's Bob.
>>122403964
nice
NEW THREAD
WHEN???>?
>>122403598
The quality of the experience of the game will depend entire on your actions.
If you're a good guy, then you get to make some new friends pretty soon, and your next few moments are going to be quite pleasant.
If however, you have made bad choices and acted as a general nuisance, and continue unwavering along this course of action, your gameplay experience is going to suffer dramatically as a result.
>>122403964
meant to be to
>>122392927
>>122400457
>>122400960
>>122401341
here you go f amnow with extra lewd
http://i.imgur.com/ptiHXq4.png
i worked on this for way longer than i should have
>You tell ASGORE that he's killed you once before
This is too hard on me guys
>>122404157
Yep, Toriel is definitely my waifu now.
>>122404206
You're not ready for what comes next.
>>122404157
Thank you senpai
>>122404109
I haven't attacked anything and I plan on continuing not to for the rest of my play through.
I don't think I've said anything negative besides being persistent while asking Toriel how to leave.
>>122404330
I wasn't ready for what came straight after that
I wrote the lewd Asgore x Torielhttp://pastebin.com/cVhfaT0b
Hope you Enjoy
>>122397128
I remember a post just like this turning into pointless rambling.
>>122403547>closer to a certain someoneHow can you know for sure there's a certain someone who you can get closer to?
This seems like there's a story behind this.
>>122404337
This might be a little vague; no spoilers in this post, just advice:
You're good so far.
Keep doing this and you will continue to be good.
You may or may not miss an event that you need to complete to get true ending.
Don't worry about it too much, just play the game as usual without killing anything.
This event is NOT time sensitive.
If you continue to miss the thing, then once you finish the game, you will get a hint about what you needed to do to get true ending.
Then you can just load your save right before final boss, go to event, complete all that, and then go back to final boss and get true ending.
Doing this is a quick way to achieve two endings in one playthrough, and I can guarantee that it works, as that's actually what I ended up doing my first playthrough.
>>122404583
Well, I wish I could have seen it.
>>122404404
>on instinct the two nuzzled
oh boy
>you will never be a Tem
why live
>Omega Frisk
>>122404820
>you will never have a qt Tem gf
whats the point
>>122402760
You're crazy.
But yes, that's what it appears to me.
WHY WON'T PAPYRUS BE MY BOYFRIEND
it's not very nice to play with people's emotions like this, you GODDAMN SKELETON
>>122404820
>you will never be a retarded animal that deludes itself that he/she can ever be accepted into any school
Thank heavens.
>>122404916
>Final Frisk
>Final Frisk VII
>Frisk the Final Frontier
>Frisk is omega as fuck
This is shit and I know it and I apologize.
>>122405086
He's better than we deserve.
We can only strive to be more like him, anon.
>>122405086
YOU DO NOT SEXUALIZE PRECIOUS PAPAYA
>>122404820
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHiBa0kyU-c
>>122405131
but she has a degree
>>122405086
You were the one who decided to flirt with him, anon.But it will always be his fault for leaving a void in your spaghetti shaped heart
>tfwhomestuck will never be good as it was pre act-5 before all the autistic trolls
>>122403635
We all want to change the world for the better in our own way, i just do it in a strange way.
>>122404916
>a horrific mist filled with closed, floating eyes
>>122405371
We have Undertale as a continuation of that quality, anon. Don't worry.
>>122404404
just what i need after reading thosefucking kek stories
What if Burgerpants and Tsunderplane start hanging out and BP finally almost gets some but then gets rejected at the last second and so he just sits there on the beach, alone, looking crushed, when Frisk shows up out of nowhere and gives him a kiss on the cheek leaving him flustered but in the end that's all it takes to make him feel better about life
>>122405371
yeah rip
If I get a Daki, will it stop the pain
>>122405270
>implying she didnt just waste all that money on Tem heroin and told you she got a degree
You enabled an addict anon, im sorry.
>>122405371
Shh, homestuck it's over, hsg is over, now there's only undertale and utg
>>122405524
it will only numb itdepending on how deep you go, it might only make things worse if/when your feelings change and you move on
New thread when
>>122404653
Ha ha, yeah, there is. But I don't think it'd be a good idea to get into it. Plus, I don't think he's here right now, he sleeps strange hours.
>>122404937
>you will never dick a tem so hard she gets addickted to you
Just shoot me now
>>122405524
Try opiates.
>>122405371
>mfw i can still enjoy homestuck and undertale at the same time
feels good
>>122405237
I don't want to do that, I just want him to care about me.weh
>>122405590
Homestuck Will Never Be Over As Long As I Keep It In My Heart
why don't we finish off the thread with somelewd Muffet
>>122405754
Sorry Sans, the guns an antique.
New bread!
>>122405540
>>122405540
>>122405718
When we reach bump limit, now shut up.
>>122401987
http://pastebin.com/r7Uk38ZY
I've done your request; tell me what you think of it.
>>122405371
Hussie will bring it back with the final flash.
>>122405754That k was supposed to be spoilered
>>122405904
>100 posts early
>fucked up op
S T O P
>>122404820
>you will never have a reason to live
>>122405904
Dont ever try and make a new thread if you dont know how, you imbecile.
>>122405474
rip dude, glad i could help
>>122404820
I'm glad I'm not a fucking annoying little..
Cat..thing...?
What is Temmie anyways.
>>122405995
Better than nothing.
>>122406065
That OP fucked up, I am the one who found it.
>>122406065
>implying he doesn't know how
>implying that wasn't intentional
>>122406114
TEmmiE!!@!
>>122404157
Looks pretty good.
Only thing I have to critique is that the belly button is much too low. Should be just barely above her hips.
>>122405906
Kid monsters are always cute. It's good, thanks.
>>122406137
>i was only pretending to be retared
End yourself.
>>122406114
If I'm right, it is a mix between a dog and a cat.
>>122406250
Anon i'm not even OP
And you're a retard. You don't just accidentally fuck up an OP like that.
>>122405524
Only by so much, anon.Still waiting for my Sans goddammit
>>122405371
>tfw homestuck is fucking dead and I still can't be free of retards sperging about it
horse half-hour's impression is gonna last for the next fucking decade isn't it
>>122405371
act-5 was when the trolls got introduced?
good, i got bored of it around the time it got bad then
>>122405371
Homestuck isn't even his magnum opus, anon. Just wait. It's all a trick, leading into his next series which will redeem it all...right? ;_;
You always feel empty after you beat a game like this. It was an incredible ride. Now I just wait a few years for another game this emotionally engaging to come out. Shit it's been a long time since a game got me this good right in heart
>>122406456
I think "Homestuck" is going to be a dirty word until children born after Homestuck ENDS (FOR REAL) are legal adults.
Estimated 2040+
>>122406272
If only they could be real.
Meaning the Cat/Dog mix breed
Not temmie
I would not want to see a Temmie in real life.
>>122406624
>>122406624
Less shitty thread ahoy!
>>122399914
I have an online test and some discussion posts due today, and a physics lab due tomorrow.
Who did the voices of Flowey and Mettaton? Toby Fox?
>>122406695
FUCK YOU
>>122398460have a slightly less terrible version of that image
http://i.imgur.com/zyDBgex.png
>>122407031Ha ha, thanks, buddy. Fantastic improvement!
>>122406642
>2040
Fuck at least I might be alive to see that day
* Gee, Anon, you sure are a freak.
* Why haven't you left yet?
>>122408221I-I have my reasons.
>>122408221
I am not leaving, because I feel like I should stay.
>>122408221
because i'm holding on to the hope that one day i'll be able to fuck you, sans
>>122402648
this sounds like a fucking Dril post
>>122409443
you flatter me
>>122408221
I don't want to
>>122392315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGi9LE21dU
holy shit
I wrote the fic about Frisk having a bad dream and having Tori and Gorey come help her.
http://pastebin.com/t99a1GGwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23s6SaMOlcg fitting music to go along with it
welp, you guys know what to do
booby
bump
because Doogle told me to
>>122424416
i agree
bepis
booby to kill /thread
now we have three threads again
on page 1
thanks to Doogle
>>122424587
I'd rather not have the mods be pissed at us more than they already are desu
booby
How is thread not kill?
>>122424689
it was on page 10 and about to die anyway
your necro'd it
good job
sage still works bitches
doogle for best namefag
>>122424704booby
>>122409148
Are we just going to boobypost this thread to bump limit?
>>122424416
FORBODEN
>>122424917
It's the best strategy usually. It kills threads rather quickly
>>122424917
boobythat's boobykin for yes
>>122424689
then don't revive dead threads
>>122424917
Post your best non-image boobys.
I'd love to fuck Toriel raw with my big pee pee as she moans louder and louder
I'd definitely touch herbooby
Stop posting in this thread you bunchaboobs.
>>122424509
Allowed
>>122425095booby
vagoo
booby
>>122424509
What is bepis?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
DOOGLE YOU VAPID DORK
>>122425063
( . )( . )
I'm gonna make another thread brb
>>122425289
That's me
Evening /utg/ is the worst.
бaлбec
NEW THREAD
>>122417021
>>122417021
>>122417021
>>122424567
FORBODEN
reply to me if you like booby
>>122425356
Yeah, but late night /utg/ is the best, funnily enough
المفخخات
>>122425423
you aren't very smart are you?
>>122425468
i don't like booby and reply out of protest, not fondness
25 more boobys until it dies
war on bobby
>>122425468
booby is acceptable
>>122424704
verboten
i hate myself and want to die
>>122425775
its okay anon, me too
death will come eventually
>>122424735
doogie
dispatching all mommyposters to combat against boobyposters
I want to drink Asriel's pee
>>122425876
its already over anon, booby has taken over
you will never get rid of the booby
>>122425834
I can't wait that long
>>122424910forboden
>>122425468I would smooch a booby
>>122425958
then_________________booby_________________________
I LOVE BOOBY
>>122425468
I'mboobstrong, I'll take you on
>>122425154
FORBODEN
>>122425979booby
MORE BOOBY
WE'RE ALMOST THERE REDDIT
I've made a horrible mistake
>>122425876
We're outnumbered. It's hopeless.
>>122426312
So did I. I was born.
i predict booby for last post
>>122426406
It's never too late to crawl back inside
>>122426312
I hope you're happy.
>>122426318
if you can't beat em,boobthem
>>122426406
Technically, that's not YOUR mistake, but you still aren't a mistake anon, someone cares for you
BOOBY
>>122425376
>>122425520
Not sure if forboden
>>122426504
Caring for me is their mistake.
I should have killed myself when I had the chance.
>>122426486
Eh, I have nothing to be sad about. Life could be worse. So I guess I could be called happy
>>122426312Everyone did. Don't worry about it, there's nothing that can be done anymore.
booby limit reached
WE DID IT BOOBIT
>>122426626
Don't ever think like that. Life is worth living, even when it seems like you shouldn't be alive
>>122400382
I bet she'sDaddy's little girl