Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>implying EG won't win the Major

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2nd for meme

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LOL

tfw around 1.5k

>>122318057
>sub 1000 mmr
Holy shit man, what are the games even like down there?

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Reminder to plebs.

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DAILY REMINDER UNKNOWN IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE RAGE OF THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF PERU AND WIN THE FRANKFURT MAJOR.

>>122319305
Reminder that we won't see these guys in the future

>no BTS
>no GameShow
>no SL

>>122319131
They will lose on their first match and you know it.

watching people play video games is dumb

Does windrunner give footjobs?

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EleGiggle

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>Win lane 7-1
>Three peruvian teammates have a combined KD of 5-34, feeding the shit out of an enemy Riki in the process
>Get ganked all day by Riki (>implying warding does shit when he can just teleport to you and 100-0 in half a second)
>End 11-10 and lose

Region lock fucking when?

How was you (You)/post ratio today lads? I don't wanna brag, but I did pretty good.

Daily reminder that d2g/ is dead as shit because we've all decided to migrate to Reddit's /r/dota2 where it's active with actual discussions and funposting that resembles /d2g/ at it's previous peak .

I encourage you to drop the website war mentality and feel free to just lurk even if you decide not to post.

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[A]

>>122319748
literally everything everyone expected to happen

when the fucc is sing sing gonna stream guys

>>122319112
Peaceful, in an odd way. I've only seen courier feeding/intentional feeding 5 times and never on my side. People rarely rage, and even when they do, it's in Russian/Spanish, so w/e. Pretty much you can do whatever you want, because as long as you buy wards, you win. They're just nice quiet games. The only issue is dealing with Russian/Peruvian tactics and constant d/cs. Also nobody builds BKB. It's just too easy.

/LlamaDownUnder

Our girl llama is playing mid, give her meme builds chaps it'll be fun.

damn so how hard did Alliance flop?


i heard they havent won a SINGLE game yet, and all their losses have been one sided games (ill be charitable and not call them stomps)

>>122320361
Wait the old guy isnt named Morty? What the fuck

>majors over
>not even any games happening tomorrow
>no one streaming even though i would even watch sheever at this point
>sheever not even at frankfurt
>no girls at frankfurt at all
>worst fap material since TI3
>new queen bee hentai is shit
>still 2 more weeks to go before other studios release their own disappointing shit most of which is tittymonsters again this season

WHAT AM I EVEN LIVING FOR

>>122319428
>30k
I am sure they are going to stick a while
Also, I am going to reveal the concept of honeypot tournaments int he Peruvian Scene.

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Hey!

>>122320837
>Llama will never secude Sheever into forbidden loves

>>122321042
split into the team and manager

meanwhile smash got LMAO 10K just from a BTS poll

>>122321139
YouPorn should've sponsered these niggers instead

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>>122321170
but thats unacceptable

>>122319958
Also had to mute two immediately because they kept breathing into their mic at 10x the game voluem

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>no esports tomorrow

Fucking rip

guys i am going to play kotor both 1 and 2

whats the most dota like characters i can build?

>>122321186
>After 10% of the org and split between 5 it is around 5.4k each.
>Which is more ore less 17.82K nuevos soles

How to bring back Batrider?

Hard mode: don' t revert his nerfs

>>122320320
>mfw the alliance hate thread on /r/dota2 was deleted because the OP openly called them shitstains

Yeah, nah, fuck that place.

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>>122320929
Rick announcer pack is the best content of 2015 in dota 2.

>>122321608
imagine that place if secret loses before the grand finals

Frankfurt Major VoD's where?

>>122321572
theyll be millionaires

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What's his name again?

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>Secret get easiest group AND easiest upper bracket.
What a joke, Fuck this corrupted tournament.

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Pubic hair beard

>>122321794
i bet his foreskin tastes like strawberries

>>122320938
>>122321393
you could play/watch something else you know
im sure there are plenty of other games that you could enjoy

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>>122320938
>new queen bee hentai is shit

The fact you expected otherwise is pretty fucking sad.

>>122321821
Someone had to be in C9's group

HOLY SHIT GUYS GET ON /POL/


and stay there forever you fucking retard shitters

>>122321608
As it should have been. What makes you think it's appropriate to openly insult players like that in the first place? It's attitudes like that which Puppey, Blitz, EE, and many others have said makes /d2g/ and others toxic in the first place and is why they prefer Reddit.

>>122321794
WE MUST FIGHT GUAN YU

>>122320938
I can't believe they're continuing with that shit series but thanks for the reminder, regardless. I'll still give it a watch but there's no way I'm touching Kumiko.

TN note: Kumiko is my dick

>>122321945
idk man i thought the imouto paradise, discipline, and school things they produced were pretty good

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>>122322213
Kumiko is also getting a season 2

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>>122322382
futabu world was fucking dogshit

>>122322382
Most people also wouldn't attribute those to Queen Bee. They may have been produced by them but the Queen Bee aesthetic is very unique and noticeably shit. See: >>122322448

>>122322382
I really liked Imako despite the whole NTR thing

>llamadownunder is literally from adelaide


Our Girl
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>>122320837
>>122321170
>>122323054

WHICH ONE

/pol/ is going insane guys. I don't know if they are gonna be okay...

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>tfw no australian team at the frankfurt mustards

>>122323054
>go to her fb page
>go through pics
>find out she's a muzzie shitstain that looks like the clock builder

FUCKING

DROPPED

>>122323408
Adelaide?

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>>122323472
yes?

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>Play game
>Lose

Is this the worst feeling ever?

>>122322169
kek

>>122323303
She's even lower than that like, 60 viewers

>>122323620
No, I imagine the worst feeling is realizing you were born non-white, non-male, in a non-western country.

>>122323841
>tfw all 3

Honestly I feel great, not even racist.

>>122322753
>>122322781
>>122322804
>>122322919
>>122322946
>>122323120
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>>122323235
>>122323246
>>122323523
>>122323581

Come on guys, don't do this to me. I really count on you bunch to pick my main ;_;

I'm looking for a meme build senpai

Lifestealer with radiance was kinda fun but I want to change things up a bit

>>122324054
Pit Lord

>>122324054
Pudge

>>122323841
You forgot rich, tall, and good looking. Feels like winning the game of life.

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is it just me or is doto down?

>custom game of the day is a piece of shit broken by the last patch
el epic joke

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>>122324862
>custom games finally come out
>months later
>literally no custom games
what went wrong?

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Does anyone here like Dota 2?

>>122324857
No, you just have downs

Why are we still here, d2g? Just to suffer?

>>122324938
peruvians and russians invade everyone's lobbies and then instantly leave, it gets old after a while
I think they should award hats for winning custom games if there's going to be no punishment for leaving but then
>muh hat economy!

>>122324938
For one thing, Valve's custom game creator is nothing like Blizzard's user-friendly ones that were put out.

Creators have also stated and showed emails received from Valve telling them that their content was being removed for being offensive. Naruto hentai, techies explosion, pokemon simulator, among others are no longer found due to offensive/copyright reasons.

Really makes you wonder how that League of Legends one is going to progress at this point even though their subreddit news says that they'll keep pushing through with it until Valve actually contacts them about it.

>>122324104
Lich with right click items senpai

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>>122325231
>pokemon simulator, among others are no longer found due to offensive/copyright reasons.
wait is that seriously why we don't have a pokemon custom game? That shit was CASH back in WC3. Fuck Valve.

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>>122324938
>making content
>for free

>>122325231
>Naruto hentai, techies explosion, pokemon simulator
Fug I was wondering what happened to all of those. I thought they were just pushed way down and decayed into oblivion because no one was playing/voting on them. That's really sad that Valve is heavy-handing the customgames process if it's true.

What are the best games so far?

t. have missed all of them

>>122324757

Guess I'm not maining a hero after all.

>>122324335

baka desu senpai like I could leave Dota at this point.

Best games of the group stages so far?

>>122325879
>>122326056
Secret vs LGD game 2 has a Puppey Chen in which he won 1vs 5

Alliance vs Mineski g1 and g2 if you want to see some Swedish kek porn

>>122325879
>>122326056


like non

format separated all the good teams from each other

just been average games, with a few stomps.

why is elkys asian gf so qt

is it because hes a zillionaire

are we dead?

>>122326605
no just all on /r/dota2 aapprently

>>122326605
dota is boring
valve are lazy

senpai

The playdota trenchshitter illuminati has nearly completed their task to remove every single passive bash from the game or make every single hero with one completely shit.

You can never argue with them, they are legion. Knock down one memer, and 2 rise in his place. They just finished removing sniper's bash and making Void worse than he was 3 years ago.

Because there are always "obviously" never any good ways to deal with a passive bash. And heroes with passive bashes are too OP to not be made shit.

This crusade started probably before you even started playing, when the first shitter lost to a 3 basher void and decided to make it his life's work to make such heroes permanently shit.

They have planned everything from day one. They know every outcome and eventuality. Troll is the last, and he must be made shit. You can do nothing.

>tfw no dota bf/gf

>>122326824
Post SteamID

>>122326663
what's so great about /r/dota anyway, you can't even post anime images

>>122326806
Removing basher stacking was the worst atrocity in the history of dota
>picked Lion
>someone on the opposite team picked old Naix
>the Naix that can turn spell immune for like 20 seconds
>I build threads mom 3 bashers
>just fuck his shit up

>>122326824
>tfw have gf but she plays league of legends
>constantly tease each other about each others' games especially after losses
i secretly hate the bitch but that pussy game too strong senpai

>>122324258
>Feeling the need to mention height

Yep, you're a short guy all right.

>>122326663
i'm not surprised

at least there shit stays on topic

>>122326983
Really? Is that true? Fuck looks like it's time for me to actually see what they have to offer overe there too then.

Are there any hot dota 2 cosplays?

>>122327320

sent ;)

>>122327027
Crits should stack too desu and the backstab damage should be crittable too

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I haven't touched the game since June-ish

Anything I should know before going in? Who's the top pick/bans these days?

>>122327643
tfw on a non voluntary pause because I broke my gaming laptop which was shit to begin with (60fps on low settings)

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>200 hours in
>already regret all of them

game gets fun when??

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HUSKAR IS NOT A GOOD HERO, ALLIANCE IS JUST RETARDED

>>122327825
how about you just kill yourself for being such a faggot?

>>122327825
when you git gud

>>122327861
I play a lot of huskar and that nerf was barely noticeable

You fail to see what makes him strong

>>122327990
when does that happen

>>122327658
>m-muh prizepool
>m-m-muh complex dated mechanics
>1 post every 2 minutes

I came here to laugh at you.

>>122327643
slardar, windrunner, TA, doom, earthshaker, winter wyvern, tusk

Leandick Cumslammer is my waifu

>>122328053
B Shitstain Jama?

>>122328165
TA, Slardar situationally good.
Tusk, Doom, WW, WR thouhg ...

>>122327038
maybe give my bp a try senpai

>>122326925
seems like a bad idea :^)

>>122328080
at the end of the day it takes a 10 second look at csgog and lolg to know that no matter the problems this game has, there is no better alternative

>kleophina

why did no one tell me dotes had good 3d smut

t. leddit spy

>>122327128
Fucking this. Their discussions actually go into depth as well instead of devolving into shitposting after 1-2 replies. See the current Frankfurt Bracket Mistakes thread on the front page that's well-written in legnth. After seeing that and others like it, I'm done with this shithole.

Anyone still posting on /d2g/ after seeing the difference in quality should be embarrassed.

>>122328053
>he didn't crest stack and literally outregen the fountain with evasion

sounds like you didnt know shit

>>122328393
>good

>>122328389
/tosg/ is pretty comfy, too bad the game dies in 11 days

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All right guys let's get real for a second.
Who here is actually from reddit?

Me desu.

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Are techies really that bad now? Should I even bother with this patch?

Is it just me or is /d2g/ much slower than it was one or two years ago?

We can barely fill a thread over a Bo3 if it isn't Secret or EG playing

>>122328613

you dont like any of her pics? there are quite a few

the face might be ass but she has a delicious tummy (from the side she is model thin in some pics) and boobies galore

>used to be an alliancefag, following them since dhw12
>gradually start feeling disdain for them for being so fucking bad
>find myself cheering for fucking pinoys

>>122328764
I am proud to say that I do not have a reddit account and will never make one.

>>122328434
for me the biggest thing is valve devs actually listening and responding to their requests. that alone was enough to legitimize it

byutipul

http://oddshot.tv/shot/mineskitv-20151114195029332

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>>122328793
Techiesfag here, about 150~ games since their release. It depends on exactly how you want to play them. Do you like roaming from level 1 and making mine stacks before the horn? Don't, because that incarnation of Techies is dead as fuck. Do you like offlaning as Techies? Great, because its stronger than ever, especially if they have a melee carry with weaker supports in the early game. You can constantly control the creep wave and harass with low cooldown mines that do not enough to kill, but plenty to fuck with the carry. Gets you to level 6 quickly, where you can wait for the enemy supports to pull the wave, giving you time to place remote stacks in the center of the offlane. When the creep equilibrium evens out, boom, morale deleted. Arcanes - Aghs are still the two items you want, and you want Aghs before 25 if at all possible. Lets you be much more relevant in team fights.

Overall, yeah, Techies is still fine to play, but really only in the offlane.

DEAD THREAD = DEAD GAME

DOTA 3 WHEN

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Will my waifu ever be a good hero again?

inb4 waifuing downs

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dota 2????

>>122328764
what do you mean FROM reddit?
like, browsed reddit at first and then discovered 4chan or what?

either way, no, i do not browse reddit.
i do GO on one of the gorillain subreddits, r/dota2, it was useful to see what happened between ritsu and DC and beesa. they provided a lot of useful links like beesa's post on liquid dota forum i believe. something i havent seen here until like, the following hours.

>>122328803
d2g during big games in TI was the fastest thread ive seen apart from the pol happening threads.

it's always like this during this time of the year, this time they're trying to artificially deny us our dota recuperation time. i found myself not giving a fuck about any tournaments recently because of this, even though i still play a decent amount.

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>>122329306
>playing this ugly piece of shit

yo, has anyone had FPS problems with reborn?
I have a pretty high-end rig and i used to get 60 fps with everything maxed in source 1.
Ever since they added shitborn my fps goes from 180 to 30 and even lower for literally no reason.

REMINDER

REDDIT NOW LITERALLY HATES CLOUD9 AND RITSU

THIS MAKES THEM LITERALLY OUR GUYS BECAUSE REDDIT HATES THEM.

THEY ALSO HATE ALLIANCE AGAIN SO REMEMBER LOD[A] IS A BONJWA AND LITERALLY OUR GUY WINNING THE MOST FUN NON-PATCH NON-HONEYPOT TI UP TO DATE

>>122328764
Did I come from Reddit? No, I came from I think the G4 forums in 2006. But I do check out niche subreddits for specific news, updates and whatever. /r/dota2 and /r/starwarsleaks usually. I frequent here though.

>>122329620
MODSMODSMODS

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>>122329620
>studiofow will never do something doto related

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Reminder that Mineski will win the Frankfurt Major.

>>122329620
>not posting the webm
c'mon man, i want some good quality shit.

FIRST PARA SA PINOY MASTERRACE

>>122329719
I'd be okay with this. I don't get all the unwarranted racial hate towards them.

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Are Mineski even capable of losing?

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>>122319131
I fixed that for you son.

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>MMY

J U S T
U
S
T

>>122329979
Who

>>122330410
is there a peru version of this?

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>>122330419
our boys

>>122319101
high five!

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>>122329719
they'll get top 4, Secret will win

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What did WK mean by this?

>>122329620
this board actually has the worst mods but then again what do i expect from a website where 90% of users (including mods) actually prefer lol

>>122330641
the amount of time it is taking to make to dota 2 hero 'windrunner' less powerful is making him impatient

>>122330754
just make windrun purgable already

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>mfw it's looking like it's gonna be a Secret Vs. EG Grand Final like TI5 shoulda been.
>mfw RTZ gets put in his place by Puppey and everyone finally realises that HE was the problem all along

MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE

>>122331014
to Alliance

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"poof"
reddit is here

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>>122330830
>yfw EG gets eliminated before they reach Secret

>>122331228
>tfw fapped enough for today
Feels good to look at tits without any lust.

No wonder this general is so dead, all you faggots talk about is e-sports garbage

>>122331228
>that sideboob

HHHHHHHHHHHHNGGGGGGGGGGGG
MUH DIK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>122331228
>i will never look like this

>>122331362
Nigga u gay go masturbate to more fag yaoi hentai

Fwosh can you start streaming please, thanks.

icefrog here, ama

>>122329290
Awesome man I appreciate it. Should I still TP top and bomb around there before horn or what? Is the meme null start really good? Thanks again senpai

>>122331670
ok! <3

>EHOME has internal disputes
baka senpai

>>122331228
reddits always been here

nice bewbs

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>Alliance haven't won a single game

>>122331831
Are the stomps worth watching?

>>122330410
>fucks a prostitute while having a GF
>GF finds out
>GF dumps him
>proceeds to bald
JUST

>>122327825
never

learn to enjoy screaming at shitters in chat for being useless on every swing down of the forced 50 rollercoaster

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>>122331756

I wish this were her for real

>>122331729
Are you going to nerf legs again in the future?

>>122331831
>Lost to EHOME 0-2 who had internal disputes
>Lost to STRONGEST RACE

>Spectre has effective hp of 2,307 without any items at level 25

At least she doesn't have old Vengeance anymore.

>>122331959
then you're retarded

>tfw 30 hours (timmar) until esports

>>122331228
>family guy playing on the TV in the background

FUCKING

DROPPED

>>122332043

How is wishing for something make me retarded?

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>>122331228

>>122331228
NEED TO BREED

>>122331228
Nice cosplay. It shows exactly what needs to be shown. The cosplay is good.

>>122332032
what vengeance?

>>122331896
Do asians even have a soul?

>>122331774
really? What's happening?

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post waifus

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>>122331228
Fem-Meepo best meepo

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who /butterface/ here?

>>122332161
I guess he's talking about the original iteration, where it was a 6/12/18/24% chance to deflect 100% damage, the radius was huge, every proc caused a ministun on the aoe and it worked fully on illusions, except it did even more damage because it calculated the increased damage illus took. People were literally getting teamwiped in the fountain when she ulted.

>>122332189
Chuan said on his streaming that someone on EHOME was not satisfied with lanm's leadershp after they got rekt 0-2 by CDEC

>>122332358
ohh yeah i remember that

rip qwerty

Is anyone here on the Cloud 9 professional Dota 2 team? I'm writing an article for my school newspaper and am interested in knowing what the current situation is like with Ritsu. Thanks!

I don't play Doturd anymore, but every so often I check this thread to see if Valve updated it.
And I'm never surprised to see shit.85 every time, no Arc Warden, no Pit Lord, no reason to play this repetitive, dogshit game.

>>122332469
yeah i am

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>>122332469
Yeah me

>>122332392
I see. I wonder if they can resolve it soon, it'd be a damn shame if old boy Lanm got booted

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Give me a reason to play Doturd.

>>122332357
moar

>>122331228
Would you lick her armpits?

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WHO /ANIME/ HERE?

>>122332469
DESIGNATED

>>122332683
I hope he wins. He only deserves good things in life after all the Reddit bullying.

>>122332357

Do you think she fucked everyone on EG?

So now that Japanese moot has shown his willingness to filter, what else should we ask to have filtered?

>>122332647
>that build
Hot damn I always forget evasion stacks in Dota 2, I should try doing that.

>>122332647
Why would we? The game doesn't need another toxic faggot like you shitting up the game.

>>122332683
POO

>>122331874
the Mineski ones are worth watching because Mineski won with Huskar twice

>>122331228
That's a nice belly.

>>122332821
Reddit.

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>>122332669

Which 3 heroes to you hate playing /d2g/?

Nature's Prophet, Death Prophet, Ember Spirit

>>122332683
IN

>>122332997
2 THIQ 4 MUH DIQQ

>>122332786
It's confirmed that she fucked PPD after he won TI5.

>>122332683
LOO

>>122333192
>>122332906
>>122333146
>admitting to browsing Redd/int/

>>122333128
how can you hate playing nature's prophet?
>free TP scroll
>free money

>>122333128
Earth Spirit, Meepo, Techies

>>122333178

PPD? where did you hear that?

>>122333239
But I don't
I browse /pol/

damn sheever looks old in her latest instagram posts

grey hair when

>>122333128
SF, Alch, Ember, WR, QoP (I played her so much in wc dota I got bored)

Lmao no mid lane for me

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>39 hours until OG is eliminated

>>122333128
Meepo, Chen, Wisp

>>122333327
post pls

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Is Doom still viable after the nerfs?

>>122332679
i would like her asspits

>>122332889
Only if they don't really have any great MKB carriers.

>>122333128
earthshaker
ogre magi
faceless void

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>>122333239
>he doesn't browse r/4chan

>>122333432
Look here anon, those are a lot of people's favourite heroes around here. Are you trying to start shit?

>>122333403
He's still first banned in every pro game

>>122333128
Viper
Clinkz
Tidehunter

>>122333359
I can't wait that long

>>122332891
It doesn't need just 1, it needs legions of toxic faggots.
Game is dying.

>>122333521
yeah

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>>122333390

just check her instagram m8

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>>122333432

>hates void
>awesome model
>awesome voice
>reliable last hit animation
>fuck you sphere
>hates void

>>122333327
Is she at the major?

>>122333673
couldnt be arsed m80
thanks

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>>122333724

nope

>>122333758

that is literally not the image I was talking about

this is though

>>122333719
It's a meme you dip

Tfw gave away like 3k usd in dota items and im still playing, kill me please

>>122333863
i-is she balding?

>>122333863
I'd still attempt to court and take care of her for the rest of her life if it were possible.

>>122333128
alch, doom, techies

honorable mention: every female hero

>>122333403
>only 48 less damage / heal overall and 10 second longer cooldown on level 4 Scorched Earth
>the strongest thing about the Aghs Doom was the break + not ticking down while he's in range which it still has

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>>122333962
>court

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>>122333892

? no

dem wrinkles though

>>122333962

yeah join the club m8

>>122333962
>court her
Oh god not this guy again

the chance of Vega beat EG?

>>122334121
about the same as the chance of artour beating eg

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>>122334121

>you are support lastpick, most likely solo sup
>your team are going duo offlane
>you have a very hard carry on your lane(eg. AM)
>you're facing Broodmother
What do?

I can't think of anything else than going kotl and keking AMs farm

Daily reminder that 4chan is dying. Get rekt reddithaters.

>>122334317
jungle ursa

>>122334317
>Picking a pos 5 sup last in pubs
You lose the game most likely.

>>122334317
Support Riki. Start with 3 mangoes and the first item you'll buy is a gem. Level up invis once then toss the rest into smoke screen

Keep a watch on brood and if you see it about to initiate on your AM, just pop smokescreen over the engagement. AM will have nothing to fear at all since he'll always have eyes on brood. If you let brood think it has the positional advantage and it lays its webs closer to your tower, you ca bully it out of the region and zone it away from the creeps. You may think this is a troll post but actually think it through and consider it. The gem might seem expensive at first but it's well worth it to prevent all farm to the brood while securing AM's

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>>122334187
What the fuck is with women a food?
I took my sister's laptop today because I forgot mine at uni and I found literally DOZENS of pictures of random foods SHE TOOK before eating them. There were no pictures of dicks.

>>122334740
>tfw been here too long and no longer able to tell if i've been corrupted into thinking this actually makes sense, if it's complete shit, or if it'll actually be good

FUCK

>>122335035
it would work in that specific situation but its like the LEAST good option that still works if that makes sense

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>>122334837
Keep thinking that anon, anyone that tells you otherwise is a bitter robot.
We're all gonna find that sweet girl that has most of our interests and is kind and caring and wants to get intimate

>>122334740
gee man could have atleast suggested Chen with a fucking wildkin tornadoing the lane

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Wish me luck /d2g/ I'm aiming for 2k tonight

Kunkka only

>>122335423

Here

B R A V O
E S L
for being incompetent and shitty brackets

>>122335493
What the fuck is a ward?

>>122335585
yea its retarded. probably too late to change it now, although it in reality isn't

>>122335317
That's fucking genious
>Brood can't activate her web passive because dmg
>slowed down
>can't jungle because you're taking the creeps

>>122335497

are you forella

I bet it's from xiituzi's twitter or some place

So is this even a dota thread, or has it turned into a bunch of dudes talking about how lonely they are.

feelsbadman

>>122335697
Dota 2 is dying because it's dogshit.

>>122335581
can't fuck a tulpa 2bh

>>122335631
it's a waste of 75 gold don't get it!!

>>122335667
anon, trust me, you've never been in love

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>>122335697

We haven't gotten a hero or event in almost a year.

>>122335697
Yes. There is indeed a direct intertwined correlation between the two.

Are you lonely too, brother? Perhaps someone will one day make us a relationship simulator custom game.

Why can't we talk about waifus and post cheesecake like /lolg/?

>>122335771
Yes you can.

>>122335660
yes they will say "too late" for pr/damage control
what do they even do with hotbid and kennigit

>>122335781
I bet her skin is nice and soft and sproingy man I would lick her vaginal clit for DAYS just for her pleasure

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>Win lane by getting 1-2 kills
>opponent has disconnected
>opponent has abandoned
>game is safe to leave

>>122335849
>Why can't we talk about waifus and post cheesecake like /lolg/?

Get out you fucking loser

>>122335781
BUT
LE
HATS
GOY

Is this the lowest/worst state that /d2g/ has ever been in?

>>122336052
Still much better than when all the animeshitters come out of the woodwork and avatarfag

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>>122335493
> if you've ever been in love you know the feeling because it's like the strongest non-drug-induced euphoria you will ever feel

seems so mate
last time i was with a girl she didnt reciprocate the way i did to her so i left the bitch alone

reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE

>>122336052
Yeah, this isn't even a dota thread, and there are no mods here tonight.

>>122336052
We went 74 minutes without a single post once. That was literally dead thread status.

>>122336165
who proud /strongestrace/ here?

>>122335841
wat the fuck

do you even go out

>>122336052
its the best its ever been, no adelaide faggots and anime fucktards

forced meme lemonade

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>>122336156
most people date because it feels good, not because they want a commitment

>>122336361
What the fuck is wrong with adelaide?

Its our best meme

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Templar Assassin - Ember Spirit - Kunkka
Broodmother - Tusk - Zeus - Windranger
Slark - Juggernaut

What heroes should I learn next ?

>>122336523
>our
>le 1 guy with too much time on his hands forced le meme
>that makes it le culture
Epik d00d.
Kill yourself.

>>122336575
sounds more like depression than no gf

Would you guys still want a gf even if she didn't support your dota career?

>>122336523
because you faggots complain about

'huh muh d2g at lowest state' whenever things shy away from your shitposting to another topic

R9K SCHOOL SHOOTERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

>>122336656
I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

>>122336826

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

Good thread guys thought i was in r9k or something

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>tfw trump will make a great fire wall and kick out all peruvians and peenoise
TRUMP 2016

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>>122336729
FUCK OFF ADELAIDE AND ANIME FAGGOTS

PUTANG INA MO

>>122336770
i cycle at night too, feels pretty comfy
but whyd you go out camping alone? you want your organs to be harvested
>seeing movies alone
why? it reminds you that youll never have gf at theathers

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

>tfw shitposters been keeping d2g alive
>without them we're literally ded

nice game

>>122336826
>>122336845
>>122336986
I was wrong. THIS is the worst meme.

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Holy shit, sing sing's new gf is fucking hot

>>122336881
>no esports until 30 hrs
>complains about d2g being dead
>faggots talk about something for once
>complains about it the posters

gee anon i wonder why
what are you gonna complain next /pol/ posters are here?

>>122336907
>amerifats kicking out better players instead of gitting gud
classic

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dota 2?

I want to be Tresdin's Aghanim's Ultimate Sceptre.

>>122337012
thanks

>>122337053
I'll love your boipussi fuccboi post SteamID

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>>122337012

you know it baby

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>>122337132
Fng second best after puppan desu senpai.

>>122337150
you're wellcum

>>122337132
>tfw hair is longer than fng but can wear it nowhere near as good
>thinking about going to a barber to cut it gives me severe anxiety thinking about the embarrassment
>thinking about cutting it on my own first before going but scared i'll fuck it up and be laffed at even more

>>122337132
whoa who is that qt

I'm done support Esports. I used to be a pretty big fan, dating back to Broodwar. But I really got into it with Wings of Liberty, and then Dota 2. But watching the international, and the SC2 blizzon world championships, watching the commentators and player interviews, I realized that fucking everyone in this sport in pretty much every game is a terrible, terrible human being. They are all autistic spergelords with no redeeming qualities, no social skills, no job prospects, all ugly as fuck.

It sickens be watching people like Incontrol and Day 9 sitting up on some fancy couch in front of millions of people literally just spouting off memes because they never held a real conversation in their life.

It makes me physically ill that some fucking autistic spergelord like Eternal Envy can potentially win millions of dollars to spend on anime fuckpillows for playing Dota 2.

Please, do what is right and boycott all esports. Don't buy compendiums, don't buy event tickets, don't watch streams. We can make a difference.

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>>122337402

You've never even met her. What you have is a silly infatuation. You have no idea what she's actually like, you've created an idealized image in your mind.

>>122337532
No fuck you I'll do what I like and keep funding my memes instead of hanging out in shopping malls all day long. Thanks for convincing me to buy another 50 levels for this compendium.

>>122337176
>boipussi fuccboi

but i want to be a girl

>>122337652
Good job senpai I'm glad someone is putting food on the table for Kelly Milkies and her 3 nigglets.

You're doing gods work.

>>122337050
i dont even know why its a meme other than the fact that it is a terrible practice model

>>122337515
False fallacy because she wouldn't.

>>122337523
Not /r9k/ and not reddit either.

>>122337541
I've spoken with her enough at 3 TIs and she's even on my friends list now as of 4 months ago after I became one of her subscribers. I know her enough from watching here interactions and videos these past several years to know that she's a beautiful human being.

>>122337059
she's pretty cute senpai but she'd be way hotter without that lip piercing

>>122337652
>instead of hanging out in shopping malls all day long
explain this meme

>>122337752

>alliance can win games

lmao this thread is fucking garbgae

>>122337773
Its only purpose is to bait responses from redditors who are visiting here for the first time