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Daily reminder that this thread is dead because we've all migrated to Reddit's /r/dota2 for general match discussions.

If you're wondering where the standard hype, memes and funposting has gone to, it's in that thread.

Let go of your retarded fucking website war mentality and come participate in the fun, even if just to lurk.

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Reminder that SWNL

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>getting rekt twice by pignoy meme drafts

what a time to not be swedish

ALLIANCE IS _______

>huskar is totally and completely overnerfed, he is complete shit and will never be good ever
-d2gulag

>>122288659
Cuucks

>>122288629
my new favorite meme
up there with famposting

>>122288573
>pick timber
>lose
how do we fix this god fucking awful champ?

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[A]lliance
Yes

>>122288659
T R A S H

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Believe in our guys, /d2g/. Fucking believe.

>>122288629
>spammers and shiposters are now in reddit
What a great time to watch esports here.

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

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>>122288690
I told you guys..

>be braindead
>play huskar
>win

Dotards?

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Enjoy the Pinoy BBC Sweden?

>>122288709
Literally sixteenth place atm

>just pick pure damage to counter Huskar
-/d2g/

LIVING LEGEND

>OG lost to vega

has lel ouch killed himself yet?

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These are the losing-est Heroes in Dota right now.
How do we fix them?

>>122288690
have sumail play it

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>wake up
>secret never lost

>>122288709
Why people keep talking about how handsome akke is when loda is clearly handsomer?

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Most powerful cuks in the world

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>yurokuck dota
just end their misery

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>Alliance allowed Mineski to pick Huskar + Dazzle
>twice

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Easy games

Bulldong should have gone Lone Druid... Alfredo!! ;-;

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

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>>122286095

Does he still have "A living legend" in his own twitter profile? I remember him having it before winning TI. I didn't even mind the other alliance members but with him and the succubus kelly on the team I could never cheer for them

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You are playing against Mineski. You do not ban Huskar because you can counter it. Mineski instantly picks Huskar. You lose against Mineski. You ban Huskar next time you play against Mineski because you're not stupid.

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>>122288796
On the other hand, here's the winning-est Heroes in game (sorted at 5k+ skill level)
How do we balance them?

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>>122288820

>"Timbersaw hardcounters Huskar"
>Huskar jumps him and kills him before the animation of timberchain even finishes
-d
2
g
u
l
a
g

>>122288932
who has that?

it better not be loda dear lord

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>>122288796
>Pub winrates
You're posting a list where Ember Spirit has a 44% win rate.

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>[A] losing to a rag-tag bunch of pinoys lead by a furry and a BR with 150 ping

Who /puso/ here?

>>122288860
Huskar + Dazzle + Winter Wyvern

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>Shoutout to Kelly :D
t.A living baldgend

Hur är dom så dåliga

I feel zero desire to watch either of these games or any subsequent ones for today.

Where did it all go wrong?

>Team is called Newbee white
>Win all the time

Nice game dotards

i remember when loda started attacking aui saying hes a loser that never won anything becuase aui metnioned in a cast how he should split his pl illusions so they dont get nuked when hitting raxes

holy shit what a fucking asshole this guy is, glad hes getting dumpstered by tier who teams desu

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>>122288984
That is true.

Here's the lowest 5k+ winrates for Heroes.

>>122288972
What the fuck, didn't see this coming.

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>Earthshaker is still broken

epic desu

so if Alliance loses this game they're going straight to the loser bracket?

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ALLIANCE IS _________

>THROW EVERYTHING ON HUSKAR
>HE SURVIVES GRIP, FULL TIMBER BURST, A CRAPTON OF DAMAGE AND KILLS YOUR GYRO

ALLIANCE IS BACK IN THE DUMPSTER

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Akke losing is like Christmas morning

>>122289145
Double spoil that shit!

>>122289145
KEK

>>122289104
I also remember Alliance picking PL in a subsequent match between them and C9 and dumpstering them.

>>122289189
im not gay but i would suk akkes dick

dude how the fuck is Huskar supposed to be balanced

Why didn't they just ban Dazzle?

>>122289130
Yep

>Alliance going out 0-2 in both series
kek

>THIS FUCKING HUSKAR

PUTANG INA BOBO WEW

>>122289145
holy shit

>>122289145
spoiler that shit

>>122289248
You don't let them draft dazzle and WW with him and draft some counter yourself.

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>>122288978

Yes

>>122289227
hello reddit then because that was a year if not more before c9 when aui was still core on dignitas, i know this name doesnt ring a bell to you but its okay

you have been here whole 2 weeks and already post wow what a badass

>>122288796
Man I completely forgot oracle is even in the game...

What's the most demoralizing hero in dota 2?

>>122289189
for her, i'd honestly be ok with having kids. name of this fluid druid?

>AKKE
LMAO

>>122289248
Ban the dazzle.

alright akke is tilting
gege

>>122289189
those fucking legs hnnng

>>122289260
why didn't they just ban Huskar?

Twitch chat spamming islamophobia and DESIGNATED nonstop for the past 30 minutes makes me really sad for humanity.

#WeStandWithParis

>>122289327
>kukke literally posting a penis

ALLIANCE

IS

BACK

EleGiggle

>>why didn't they just ban Huskar?
-d2g

>>122289248
Silver Edge
Templar Assassin
Lifestealer
Omniknight

ALLIANCE IS

[] BACK
[] WINNING
[x] GETTING DUMPSTERED BY PINOYS

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>alliance will be in winner's bracket they said
>alliance will slay the chinks they said
>alliance is tier 1 they said

Why didn't they ban Huskar?

>lose to huskar dazzle combo
>let them get it again in addition to Winter Wyvern

4Head

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Thanks for the Arcanas Swedekeks

>>122289248
If you team has any amount of pure damage or heavy burst he's shit. Axe can Cull him after he lifebreaks too.

Lina counters him so hard it's not even funny, at least once she gets an Aghs. Also just disarm him after he jumps or use a BkB when he jumps. It doesn't pierce spell immunity.
The problem is that early and mid he's such a huge lane presence and these games are more often than not well decided by mid game, if not early. His burning spears simply last too long for one thing, and his heal is fucking buuuulllshitt too.
>56% winrate at very high skill

If you have the right team comp you can shit on Huskar. If they get Huskar and Dazzle on a team together it's gg no re.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

LOOK AT THAT ALLIANCE FANS

ALLIANCE IS TRULY BACK

EleGiggle

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>d2g cried when huskar got barely nerfed


dotards?

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Huskar...balanced hero...

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>>122288656
why are monkeys so curious

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>Akke in charge of not saving his enemies

>Huskar literally tanking fountain

>>122289351
>>>/wsg/dodger
>>>/s/dodger

s4 is so shit at drafting its unreal

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Easy rares desu

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>thanks

W E W

E

W

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SWEDEN STATUS?

PEENOISE > SWEDEMALIA

>get raped by a guy named c.uck c.uck

P
O
E
T
R
Y

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Is he a kuck?

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>yfw this game will give Loda an intense hatred for SEAmonkeys
>will beat up Kelly out of frustration to vent his rage on the peenoise

>play against the best team in the world
>pick huskar
>win

uhhhh icefrog?

>>122289606
that's what he does m8

>be alliance
>get 2-0'd by literal mineski

Lol

>>122289616
That's clearly not the same girl. Do you have autism?

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>champion with negro voice and negro manliness

>keks swedes twice in a row

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>>122289501
>yfw Huskar + Dazzle + Omniknight on a team together

Requesting a drawfag to take this pic and make it Crystal Maiden with Huskar leaping in to Lifebreak her in the corner.

>yo m8 we just got raped by Huskar, maybe we should ban it
>nah senpai we got this
>kekliance

baka desu

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>>122289685

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>mfw the city of Sweden
BASAG LANG
HUSKAR CONFIRMED PINOY

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>about to place bet on Mineski
>bail in the last second

FUCK

Lmao. Europe is so shit.
>Be Yurope
>Get shot

lost

to

fucking

Pinoys

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LA

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>>122288631
>>122288909
I really hope no one seriously thinks EE is a good addition to Secret. Every secret game the rest of the team plays their hearts out, trying their best, and Puppey making smart drafts

but then you have EE who constantly fEEds and consistently fucks up. Every time I think Secret's got some match in the bag, EE does something retarded and gets the other team back into the game.

>>122289731
DELETE THIS

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>geting 0.2'd by pinoys
T O P C U C K
O
P

C
U
C
K

Tang inang euros. Get shit on fagets.

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>>122289736
Why would you?

The odds were 80:20 for Alliance, everyone knows that Alliance is total dogshit right now and would be memed on by anyone. Even if you lost, the odds are just too god

>>122289780
You can talk after you won a LAN, faggot.

>>122289731
>have midriff fetish
>this still made me puke in my mouth

>>122288945
>Doom 42% pickrate at Very High Skill
FUCK

Ok can we just put Doom on a 3 minute cooldown or something?

>loose against huskar dazzle game 1
>let them execute the exact same straegy again

What is going through these guys heads?
The moment they saw the huskar pick, they could have swtiched it up by putting gyro on support and lina as a core. Even banning fucking dazzle would have made a huge difference. How can you actually be this stupid? Every amateur would have drafted something better than this shit.

Lost

so

hard

I guess those cultural enrichment from your policies helps a lot swedekeks.

GET FUCKING REKT.

>be a qualified team
>go bottom 8

Wow

I would fuck Kelly. Unironically, even.

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>be eurokek
>throw all of your tax money to refugees
>get pubstomped by huskar twice

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>>122289895

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>>122287512
>>122287512
>>122287512
>>122287512
>>122287512

>>122287512
>>122287512
>>122287512

S4 deserves better

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reminder

>Our guys:
America
Pinoys

>reddit's guys:
EU
China

Purge looks so proper and handsome <3

I shouldn't have watched his vids while falling asleep.

>>122289113
How did they determine the MMR? Dota API doesnt provide MMR in match record.

>>122289918
>>122289919
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Non-dumpster dota when?

>>122289815

Because alliance literally got shat on by ehome while mineski took one off from cdec.

Fucking swedekeks, this is your last generation of white people and you fucked up so hard.

This meta is so fucking shit

I hate Tusk
I hate Doom

6.86 when

I would fuck Kelly sarcastically.

>>122289919
He's a choker though

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>>122289919
>S4 deserves better

s4 has been choking all day

>>122289918
>>122289919
GOOOOK A CHING CHONG PING LING THIS

DONT BAN HUSKAR

>>122289964
Looks like white people are inferior, polly.

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daily reminder to root for Unknown, the only white team

>>122289946
It's Dotabuff. They're semi affiliated with Steam. Sorta. I dunno mate they just have access to match history including MMR of the players.

I'd probably play Hukar if his design wasn't shit.

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I don't even remember a professional Yuro team being recked that hard by pinoys, I'll swear it never happened before.

Alliance is a disgrace for a whole region.

>>122289946
in reborn you can show mmr on your profile; most people at higher mmr do that

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>>122289918
>>122289919
senpaitachi

Swede

Fucking

Keks

Ai

Yam

Laughing

My

Ass

Off

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>>122289919
>s4 deserves better

s4 is fucking garbage and is exactly where he belongs with other garbage players like Loda, Bulldog, and Akke.

>>122290070
This picture is fucking awful and I wish you'd stop posting it tbf (to be frank)

Who are those ISIS terrorists in blue shirts?

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>Sweden gets BTFO by Pinoys
>Sweden gets BTFO by Niggers
>Sweden gets BTFO by Islam

Is there any hope for Sven?

>>122290070
Alliance isn't a professional team.

>>122289946
I assume they are using the MMR buddy thing where they have bots track your MMR but you must accept the friend request.

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god i fucking love kevin godec and his handsome fucking face

>>122290048
n-no homo...

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I need2breed Purge

ritsus not that ugly guys sri lankans are just not an attractive people honestly

>>122290070
s4 is a fucking awful drafter
just ban the dazzle jesus fuck

and who the fuck goes gyro vs huskar what the fuck

>>122289919
Nah, game 2 was the worst fucking draft I've seen all tournament. Like a child that got burned by touching a stove but is too stupid to learn from its mistake and touches it again.

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YOU ARE _____________

Even fucking CDEC banned Huskar on all their games against the monkeys.

Holy fucking shit. What is going on with these stupid swedes?

>>122290201
Who's the qt mate

>>122290217
>ritsu not that ugly

DESIGNATED

Why is this fucking word filters on? I can't even type my keks. What else is filtered?

>>122290243
dead

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>implying [A] won't win the whole shit through the easy lower bracket
fucking retards...

is there anything more fucking annoying than "better draft 3 heroes against me or lose" heroes, like brood, old storm spirit and huskar?

>>122290243
HOLDING BACK AREN'T YOU?

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Hey retards, Alliance are the lower bracket Kings for a fucking reason. They're going to win this shit! Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BACK! ALFREDO IS COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKERS PREPARE!!!

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>>122290064
>>122290071
>>122290152
So its just a sample from some players who decided to show their MMR.

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Ayy how insecure is this somali keklord of his balding?

Just get it trimmed off and deal with it

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>>122290234

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>purge sees your last hitting on your first date

>>122290346
>hiding his bald head
xD

>>122290315
>don't pick core gyro
>ban dazzle

done

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>>122290243
a guttered hero but alliance is so deep in the dumpster they could lose to anything

>>122290332
well you also have to consider that if you know which players are 5k then the people they're playing against are within 1k mmr of them

so the sample size is slightly larger than that

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any gochiusa bros here?

all i can say FUCK U S4 and your stupid fucking drafts... fucking drow ranger.... a new level of dota pick heroes who arent picked commonly in this patch loose with them new meta... fuuckk... even bristle gyro whatever a normal carry hero...

>>122290157
He seems like the kind of dude u wanna hang out with no homo.

>>122289919
alliance doesn't deserve s4 they actually played well but they got destroyed because of their dumbfuck draft

dazzle huskar is fucking strong because he hits so hard and has lina/wr tier attack speed

>>122290346
Man I'm losing my hair and even I'd buzzcut my shit way before it gets to Loda's point.

Here's to hoping Propecia actually fucking works.

>>122290346


Swedecücks

>>122290346
The day loda embraces his viking heritage and go full bald 'n' beard is the day alliance return to form

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13/5
11/1

>huskar
>le bulldog furion is da best meme

checkmate sweden

>>122290458
322mb XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Alliance thouhg

>>122290234

To be fair he drafted Timber and Lina against huskar which is pretty good they just played like ass. He just slipped up and forgot he played on alliance and not secret where people actually can play the heroes you draft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0rxZ2f_ZUs

It's as if Alliance doesn't do any research on the teams they're facing.

>>122290278
how new

c.u.c.k = kek
t.b.h = desu
s.m.h. = baka
f.a.m = senpai

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>pinoyshitters thinking this is a relevant win

Your next opponent is EHOME. Good fucking luck SEAshitters

>>122290623
support lina is not a counter to huskar

>>122290704
Why dont they draft Purist the priest?

>>122290658
desu I only come here when /r/dota2 reminds me you all exist so thanks for the update senpai

which is the whitest team in this matchup?

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>>122290346

hes a flabby skinnyfat c.uck, you need to be fit to look good bald

is alliance a honeypot win?

>>122290850
You can generally pull it off after 50-ish if you're not fat. If you're fat and your head is clean shaven people will assume you're a rapist

>>122290767
Omni falls off against Huskar compared to Lina. Although I think he's a better support pick than Lina, despite having no stuns.

>dat Tusk save
Holy shit

is anyone here still watching Frankfurt?

>>122290346
pretty embarassing desu

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>>122289189
what the fuck is this? looks like the hunchback of notre-dame except its on her lower back area

>>122290967
why would you watch literal american teams play

its like torture

>>122291005
Youre a fucking virgin m8

>>122290967
exam soon, just llistening to it

>>122290828
NA>Yuros>Chinks>Russians>SEAmonkeys>Alliance

>>122291039
woah there senpai she's really hot i can't deny that shit
but that looks weird desu

>>122291005

its her tight pants you fucking virgin

>>122290658

Literally why?

Gentlemen, how do we fix [A]lliance?

>>122290967
Not with these teams playing, I am listening a podcast about monetary policy.

>>122291178
kick Kelly

So aside from the peenoise upset, everything else in terms of wins/losses and placements thus far has been as expected, right?

>>122291039
>>122291143
>calls others virgin
>in a video games thread
>in a video games board
I can smell your virginity and insecurity from here.

>>122290967
These games are dogshit so I'm catching up on the anime that aired today

>>122291162
Because you're a kekold.

baka desu senpai

>>122291178

kick shit4
kick shitda
kick admiralshit
kick shitkke
kick shitnuts

add actually not shit players

afraid there is no otehr way senpai

>>122291162
Because ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>122291227
is Alliance losing to Pinoys really an upset?

>>122291262

Top fucking kek.

>>122291227
I was expecting Alliance to lose to a tier 3 team, m8.

Ritsu with 82 CS, a kill, a tower kill, and multiple Bounty Runes at minute 10.

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>>122290658
Why is /d2g/ more censored than reddit?

>>122291471

SEA is the weakest if they lose to them then they don't stand a chance.

What's the chance of mineski to win frankfurt?

>>122291683
if everyone besides Mineski dies in a terrorist attack tomorrow, 50/50

>>122291592
will still lose this game because hes shit and got exposed really quick

>>122290658
wait i cant post desu senpai?

>>122291683
0%

>>122291683
pretty low, but it could happen because the top three teams have professional chokers playing carry

rtz, ee, burning are fucking game losing and un-clutch

>>122291603
>redditards this stupid

It's not censorship baka senpai

>>122291603

Holy shit the next generation of Sweden is fucking lost.

>>122291801
moot filtered kek on /pol/ because of the kekening, that was a pretty funny month

>someone on enemy team picks sf
>we lose
Nice game niggeaidsfaggotcancerfrog

Nothing would make me happier than just completely removing that fucking pile of shit from the game.

>>122291603
Just Hiroshimoot being based and fixing our language for us. Not a /d2g/ thing, it's sitewide AFAIK.

>>122291683
Relax buddy they beat Alliance who is fucking trash they're still going to lose to LGD and go down to the loser's bracket.

>>122291801
>Filtering can't stop all the shitposting though
True, but without all the wigger/facebook speak the threads are more bearable.

>>122291178
There's no fixing Alliance. They were just good at exploiting one meta and had success for how long it lasted, but the only one that was closest to a good player that could perform even in a different patch was s4. If they can't split up and farm the whole map like they usually do, they are merely a tier 3/4 team at most (remember TI4?)

>>122292023
desu desu desu

>>122292012
>>122292012
I mean lose to EHOME.

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Our guy Ritsu is winning guys.

>>122291178
Disband team after this major, then find a new rooster for the next majors and TI.

who killed tupac senpai

>>122292043
>s4
>good
He choked so hard, he got Secret, the favorites of TI5 eliminated.

great plays by this winter wyvern :^)

>>122292225
Capitalism desu.

But what does this have to do with Dota senpai?

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>>122292170
heres one for u m8!

>>122292250

work on your punctuation buddy

>>122292306
who gives a shit about dota desu dead game baka

>>122291178
I'm suprised Loda's been able to shit on their brand for so long. I'm sure it would be better even if you took some of the NIP leftovers with some unknown swedish players.

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MOST
O
S
T

POWERFUL
O
W
E
R
F
U
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C9 is d-doing it

please tell me I'm not the only one watching

>>122292342
Can't perform worse than S4, and I bet he gets all the chicks.

>>122292250
he only started choking after the first few months of 2015
and i didnt say he was still good, i said he had the most potential and skill of all the alliance players back in 2013/2014

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>>122292225
water

why are the majors filled with so many no name shitter teams? out of all of dota are there seriously only like 4 actually good teams?

>>122292225
Suge Knight

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>>122292432
I'm watching.

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Why didn't s4 just draft QoP of pain for himself? Everyone knows he can only play his waifus well.

>>122292497
S4 chokes on LAN

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how do we stop SEA reborn ?

Vitalii Volochai @v1lat

Got confirmation. @VegaSquadron will play @EvilGeniuses and @TeamVirtuspro will play @ViCi_Gaming in quarterfinals

guys I need a futa

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>>122292342
>>122292454
Ayy

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GREETINGS FELLOW ANIME

>>122292567
>Secret get a free pass again

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>>122292552
just let Secret deal with them

>>122292626
Spoiler that shit senpai

>>122292626

spoiler that shit

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DE-NIED!

newbeey is so fucking shit, trench team.

>>122292626
man what an ugly mother fucker

>>122292839
wow! what a surprise Lol

>>122292567

aren't brackets set already?

>>122292626
I'm pretty sure when his mom gave birth to him, he came out the anus

>>122292839
Nah, Ritsu is just too good.

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Would you fags play dota 2 if it was a VR game?

>>122292626
D E S I G N A T E D

>>122289189
seriously though who is this

>both OG and alliance confirmed for losers
haha Europeans

>>122292892
why the fuck are they in a tournament? I've literally seen better premades in unranked.

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What would happen if we take the brain of EE and put it into Ritsu's body?

Would that be the ultimate anime form?

>>122291592
>>122291727
>>122292169
>>122292954

his play this game has been very good

>>122292959
You seem to be confused, nobody here actually plays dota.

>>122292997
cause IG couldn't make it due to one of their players has no passport due to violating chinese law by forging his identity papers

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how do you go from this to....

>>122293040
EE is already a pretty ugly motherfucker

>>122292996
>half the teams in winner bracket are european
>except EG all other teams are chinese

haha people not european/chinese

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>>122293132
to THIS

>>122292780
WutFace
>>122292626
WutFace

did syndrend just reference d2g?

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Reminder that anime makes you better at Dota.

>>122293186
wtf he looks like a drag queen

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R I T S U

>>122293254
me on the right

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>>122293132
to this

>>122293132
good lord

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Hi

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>>122293258

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>chink shitters thought they won't choke

Im just gonna keep betting on Mineski until Secret/EG

>>122293276
WutFace

>>122293186
There's no way that's the same person. Did he get a nose job?

>>122293158
i mean EG is going to stomp europe and china anyways just like we did in WW2 so
Lol.

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>>122293132
to this?

>>122293343
literal butterface and he lets himself get fat
baka

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>>122293317
>if amerilards / ruskies didn't bully hitler the world would be free of muslims and degenerates
I wish I was living in an alternate universe were hitler won

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>>122293276
What in the fuck am I looking at?

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???????????????????

>>122293486
you think hitler would keep you around? that's very presumptuous

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

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>>122293132
To THIS

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>>122293487
Spaghetti in a hotdog

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He might be ugly but he plays a good SF.

>wake up
>alliance is 0-4

also fuck this tournament's time schedule

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>A.A Milne mentioned by redeye
>A.A Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh
>Winnie the Pooh are honey from pot
Frankfurt major honeypot LAN confirmed

>>122293572
Can someone explain what the purpose of this bot is?

It's not funny, it's not an inflammatory bait post, it's just literally nothing. Nobody even replies to it. I'm probably the first reply to it in days.

What is the point?

Why is LD so based.

>>122293487
parasite in intestines

>>122293528

s4 got baited and outdrafted by mineski's mid tusk.

>>122293621
>Being a Amerifat

>>122293621
>being a yuro kek

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>>122293607
I guess NA has to talk what they can get even if they're a corrupt, cheating stalker.

>>122293528
lmao

fanboys are retarded

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>>122293621
>wake up
>swnl
feels good

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Dv my friendo are you here?

>>122293665
>Puts a shitty anime GIF instead of the EE with a Honeypot
You fucked up your post you fucking retard delete that shit

>>122293607
Ugly is an understatement DESU.

almost all dota players are ugly, shitsu is hideous among the ugly.

>>122293621
>sleeping

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ALMOA

THEY PICKED BUILDING DAMAGE FOR RISTU

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Reminder that based [A]lliance are the lower br[a]cket kings. They're going to win, just wait and see.

>>122293682
In the times of old, our dear redditor, there was this feature known as repost count in the archive. All kinds of autists wanted to get to the top of repost list. Thus began the tradition of reposting stupid shit even though the repost count has long been removed and the archive is dead.

>>122293753
I'm on mobile I don't have access to my memes.

>>122293783
what have alliance done in a lower bracket

>>122293826

Winning Ti.

>OG get the hardest group.
>Secret get the easier.
Nice game.