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Flex Edition

Previous thread: >>122063625

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk. And remember: you are not above the consequences.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-/utg/ Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-/utg/ Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-/utg/ Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-/utg/ Cytube
>flockmod.com/undertale

-/utg/ Flockdraw
>Channel: Undertale

Please wait until the bump limit before making a new thread.
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woomy
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>>122076650
please leave the cytube out of the op
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Fucking goats
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>>122076701
allahu ackbar
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If you could give one thing to everyone frequenting /utg/, what would it be?
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>>122076650
>poll is in favor of neither
>add it in anyways
OP is a nigger.
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nth for PHET Asriel
http://imgur.com/a/zbSrj
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>>122076730

my cock
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>>122076626
Perfectly possible.

>Flowey says hello
>Flowey asks you to come closer
>Flowey laughs innocently

>>122076730
hugs
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Sex with Chara!
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OH YES~
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>>122076701
go on
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doggo!
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nth for garbage butt
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>>122076780
No, just cuddling.
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>>122076730
A violence.
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>>122076730

nigger jizz
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http://strawpoll.me/5985717/
Vote here to keep the cytube in the OP or not
>>122076695
>>122076740
40% against 47% was for it.
Both counts towards cytube/chat as well.
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>>122076730
DETERMINATION
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>>122076701
if you say so
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http://www.shamchat.com/04c6abfa/
o o p s
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ur fuckin welcumm
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I can understand people being against skype, but I don't see the problem with cytube. Could someone explain
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http://www.shamchat.com/91a0e2fc/ It was glorious. We laughed, we cried, we Redwooden jokes to each other.
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don't forget your best pal, Flowey!
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>>122076786
does skeleton have butt butt
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>>122076786
Literally sent shivers down my spine
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Is the happy lewdfic of Asgore and Toriel that someone made a poll for done yet?
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>>122076925
>dog
it's cute anyway
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>>122076982
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post your wallpaper.
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>>122076786
Love that skelebooty
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>>122076947

Flowey looks pretty nice, but something awkward is about his laugh.
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>>122077049
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>>122077020

thans Ill add it to my portfolio
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>>122077049
>actually having autism.png as your wallpaper
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>>122077049
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>>122076925
What's the original anime this was traced from? It's probably Miyazaki or some other classic anime but I don't know the name.
inb4 Bible Black
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>>122077085
Flowers don't have lungs, silly!
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>>122077172
jew grumps
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>>122077049
right here senpai
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>>122077076
Papyrus? More like PapyrASS
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>>122077219
>1366x768
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>>122076935
Can you just fuck off already and stop insisting on this shit, jesus fucking christ. You got your fucking poll, nobody wants this trash in the general.
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>You will never have a group of friends who fill you with determination
>Who press you to succeed and share your pain in failure, who love you and who you love back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekx-WUSVp78
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>>122077049
>tfw every time i get a windows "do you want this program to make changes etc." dialogue box it minimizes everything else that's open and this stares back at me

I'm still not used to it. I'm sorry for killing your brother Sans.
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>>122076935
i think thye don't want a place to just shitpost and watch movies (which would all be unreated to undertale anyways) getting advertisement on every thread
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>>122077258
>nobody
I do.
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>>122077258
48% disagrees compared to your 39% agreed
I also just don't get the issue. It was there in the OP for over a week.
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>>122077172

>miyazaki
thanks for the laffs anon

duckduckgo.com > "juliet dogtanian !gi"

enjoy
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>>122077049
Nobody hides their power-level better than I do.
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>>122077334
I can understand that completely

It just gives people that don't enjoy the rabid fanwank that goes on constantly a little reprieve
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>>122077280
I didn't need to be sad this early in the morning.
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>>122077280
correct
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>>122077376
>Risk of Rain

mah eternal nigga
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>>122077425
Still play it everyday senpai.
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>>122076650
Aaron would be proud ;)
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>>122076650
/r/in' a pic of Aaron, /fit/ Asriel, and /fit/ Frisk flexin'.
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Loli Undyne vore when?
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THIS THREAD IS SERIOUSLY LACKING GOATMOM
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>>122077454
what word is getting filtered to sempai?
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>>122077334
Aye, I can agree with that. but the thread often just goes towards shitposting / goatposting / avatarfagging anyway. There isn't much discussion going on here anyway.
Cause there is no new content and it isn't likely new content will come anyway.
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>>122077489
fàm
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>>122077415
HEALTHY MALE-FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS
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>>122077485
hurry up and get back with dad so we can be a family already
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>>122077543
>dad
>child murdering faggot
>wanting him back ever
nah
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>>122077543
Toriel will never stomach someone that murdered 5 children in a misguided revenge scheme. Never. And she shouldn't. It's refreshing, honestly.
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>>122077485
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I really want to like this image because favorite character + part of a set of an amazing set. But that weird lumpy thing on his face just seems so off. Bad angle, side mouth, something that looks like a protruding nose at the top. It's just all wrong and I want the artist to fix it so badly.
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>>122077543
>wanting asgore to hook up with a bitch

He deserves a good wife and good queen.
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>>122077485
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>>122077609
This.

soriel is shit too

strong independent goatmom is best
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>>122077660
never looked at it beyond the thumb, that's an incredibly lazy fucking face
it looks like a potato head or some dog with a limp noodle muzzle
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reminder that asgore did nothing wrong and you can't prove otherwise

>b-but he killed the younglings

it was undyne tbqfhtwy
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Could we build an artifiical soul for Asriel out of our collective autism?
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>>122077660
FINALLY someone mentions it. I just could never explain what was so weird about it.

Yet, at the same time, I could see the struggle in creating that face in that angle.
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>>122077676
No, they're both failures as rulers and deserve each other but only after they realize living forever isn't the greatest thing.
It'll probably take a few decades if not a few centuries.
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>>122077750
like our souls, our autism has no physical value
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>>122077724
Undyne has never seen a human before outside of Alphys's anime
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>>122077660
He looks too doglike.
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>>122077724
>it was undyne tbqfhtwy
she's never seen a human outside of anime you retard
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>>122077750
That soul would make things worse than not having one.
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>>122077720
>>122077772

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Seen it posted here a few times with no comment. It's a shame too because the rest of the set looks awesome.
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>>122077790
Souls are intangible anyway.
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>>122077485
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I came as fast as I could
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>>122077750
Not unless you're monsters.
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>>122077750
>Asriel turns into furry Chris-chan
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>>122077841
>Seen it posted here a few times with no comment. It's a shame too because the rest of the set looks awesome.

That's probably the problem. It's a really well done set and picture that nobody really want to point the flaw in it.

This one kicks ass too much, too.
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>>122077907
>A cute goatmom will never lead you around by the hand
Why even live
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>>122077841
IT IS, THE BACK OF HIS FUCKING SKULL IS PERFECT
THEY ADDED THE RETARDED FACE EXTENSION BECAUSE THEY HAD TO MAKE HIS EYE AND MOUTH APPEAR SO THEY FORCED THE PERSPECTIVE
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>>122077750
He died before you ever even knew him. Let it go.
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>>122077958
So, no change.
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>>122077907
>Toriel missteps while walking Frisk through that puzzle and explodes into gore
Come on, drawfags.
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>>122077724
he probly had to kill a one or two perhaps, others i imagine they just didnt survive the terrain or random monsters. given there weapons and clothes scattered everywhere
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>>122077660
Can we at least agree that GenoFrisk looks really cool in this?
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>>122077485
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>>122078038
I like to think he was always making his - _ - face, even during genocide.
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>>122078038
Ya, the entire thing besides that one sans' face is bretty damn gud.
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>>122078003
His ultimate form is the projections of power and badassery from the perspective of literally a 6~ year old.
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>>122078026
The fact that it was official policy to kill humans that came into the underground and take their souls does give him some responsibility. He still gets too much flak though, he set that policy down in a fit of rage over losing two kids, and it was basically the only thing giving monsters hope at that point.
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>>122078134
Plus two are implied to have slaughtered their way through.
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>>122078038
looks like a toon straight out of roger rabbit
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The link under the Cytube heading leads to flockmod.
So really the OP doesn't even contain a link to Cytube.
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>>122077485
My farts smell like goatmilk, thanks booby
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MOM WHY DID YO LEAVE ME
MOM
mom...
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>>122077485
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>>122078170
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>>122077974
Will you still hold her hand even if you are in your 20s i definitely would.
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>>122078038
I dunno, I think Frisk's blank expression works twice as well during genocide, considering he's slowly turning himself into a zombie.
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>>122078157
Oops. The problem is that cytube gets spam filtered cause it got spammed a lot in /b/ /tv/ etc.

>>122076650
It's supposed to be:
-/utg/ Cytube
Channel: Undertale
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SHOW ME THE CHARA SMUT!
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>>122078240
>Will you still hold her hand even if you are in your 20s
I'd hug her a lot and tell her I love her every time I left home

I don't even care if that makes me a momma's boy
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>>122078289
Do not sexualize the partner.
The partner is only for cuddling.
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>>122078289
cuddles, not lewds!
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I want to fuck a little goat boy.
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>>122078287
Knock it off with the cytube shit already
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>Sans calls you about if your refrigerator is running after the rock cutscene
What the fuck, I've never had that happen to me before
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>>122078387
>>122078364
YOU ARE WEAK! YOU ARE FOOLISH! RELEASE YOUR SEXUAL INHIBITIONS AND LET YOUR AROUSAL TAKE CONTROL!

SHOW

ME

THE

CHARA

SMUT
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>>122078429
Why the hate over 2 lines of text?
http://strawpoll.me/5985717/
still 50% for and 38% against
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>>122078471
It's a Fun event I think.
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>>122078313
You and me buddy, she deserves a lot of affection and love.
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>>122078508
It's borderline advertisement spam by now
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>>122078428
Really? I just want to tenderly caress his soft furry ears
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>>122078505
CHARA IS PURE
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>>122078547
He's just trying to get it in the op because people keep forgetting about it, you sperg. This literally does not affect you in any way.
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>>122078575
CHARA IS A DIRTY SOUL STEALING GIRL THAT DESERVES TO HAVE SMUT OF HER OUT
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how does this game always instantly brighten my mood
I've been feeling like shit since yesterday, couldn't even sleep properly, now I wake up and put on mettaton's theme and suddenly it's like everything that made me feel bad just disappeared
/blog end
I love you guys
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>>122078620
okay fine here geeze
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requesting Frisk wearing temy Armor and souper temy armor 2.0
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>>122078586
You're being a bigger sperg about it not being in the OP
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>>122078657
I think Undertale has enough vicious hype around it already, anon. I'd rather not touch this.
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>>122078547
So is the link to the steam group, flockdraw, recommendations. Its just a chat room where people can add videos to watch together.
Your logic is flawed and you know it.

If people really wish to remove it. do it when the majority steps over to it. I'll go ahead and merge it with the /utg/ steam group.
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Why do you guys keep referring to Chara as a she and Frisk as a he? Males are massively more likely to commit violence.

Oh wait, game is progressive tumblr shit, gotta get in that "girls can be homicidal too"
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>>122078712
Chara sounds more feminine and Frisk sounds more masculine.

At least that's my excuse for defaulting to those pronouns for them.
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>>122078712
Rosy.
Cheeks.
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>>122078712
its because Homicidal Girls are super cute and I want one to cut me up and kill me after they fuck me with a knife to my throat.
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>>122078712
>Oh wait, game is progressive tumblr shit, gotta get in that "girls can be homicidal too"
You're fucking retarded, have you ever heard of the yandere archetype?
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>>122078708
anon, please you're posting about it a lot and you do look like you're spamming
just wait until the thread's more active to post about it
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>>122078712
Because cute rosey cheeks
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survey - please tell me which one is "Most good":
>Perfect meadows in every direction
>A Man wheezing into the toilet
>Bobs BigBoy PattyMelt
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>>122078892
alphys's dirty, stinky cloaca
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>>122078683
i guess we dont know what they actually look like
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>>122078428
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>>122078712
They're both whatever, who gives a shit. Gendering them is dumb.
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>>122078850
I googled yandere and I don't really see the connection. Chara's a tar-blooded psychopath. A demon at the end of it. They piss in eyesockets without a second thought.
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>Asriel
hes this big white dipshit and people associate him with tires for some reason. he has no personality. no jokes
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>>122079079
I should've worded that a bit more clearly, my bad. I wasn't called Chara a yandere, but I was just stating that a homicidal girl character isn't something new for tumblr diversity reasons.

Chara would probably fall under the yangire category in weebspeak, though.
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>>122078134
Not to mention, if Toriel "really" cared she could have, I don't know, stayed and talked with Asgore for five minutes and prevent him from killing six humans rather than fuck off to the ruins when the Kingdom needed her and let humans pass, knowing they'll get killed and not even attempt to follow and protect them.

Seriously, Toriel does NOT have the moral high ground in this situation.
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>>122078856
It's no use anyway. Someone just Proxy scripted the poll. Every 10 seconds it voted no.

>>122076650
For the next OP. Please remove the cytube.
If it causes this much drama I don't wanna deal with it.
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>>122078939
I thought it's just a shirt made of Temmies.
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http://ceeberoni.tumblr.com/post/133059457724/inspired-by-cblgetspersonals-reaction-to-my-tag
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>>122079168
You're the kinda homosexual to justify your "bara hubby bear" beating you for over a decade.
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If anyone has a weird-kink-related request that isn't for Asriel or any of the kids in the game I'm interested in doodling something up really quickly for you

My forte lays in weight gain but I just like to indulge
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>>122079269
>jumping hoops to fucking physical abuse instead of accepting they're both huge fuckups
wew lad
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>>122079284
Mettaton fisting Papyrus' pelvic whole with his leg while muffet pours spiders on his dick.
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>>122079284
something endogeny.
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>>122079168
It does piss me off that Toriel gets a pass for everything she did because she's 'goatmom', while Asgore gets shit on through the entire ending. They both did some really stupid things and only Asgore gets any shit for it. ALPHYS owned up to what she did more than Toriel.
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>>122079284
muscle gut asgore just to spite >>122079269
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>>122079380
That's because Toriel did nothing. At worst, nothing. That's ignoring, of course, her trying to save humans. You know what she didn't do?

She didn't kill a bunch of children.
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>>122076730
Their own personal Goat Child. so they can worship and or love and or care for him as they see fit.

Capatcha: Fish. I'm on to you capatcha.
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>>122079369
endogeny with alphys
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>>122079284
temmie
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>>122078675
>blue stop sign
Kek.
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>>122079502
yesss
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>>122079476
She left and let the policy stand. She was well known to be the brains behind the thrown, and she left stupid fucking Asgore in charge of everything instead of coming up with a plan that didn't involve killing humans. Then she let the kids leave through the ruins alone, instead of trying to protect him, despite her being statistically one of the strongest monsters in the game. And she never once made any attempt to stop Asgore with each new death of a child.

Asgore fucked up. Toriel fucked up. They both fucked up hard.
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there is no such thing as a baby monster. they are all adults from birth. sorry if my opinion offends you
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>>122079572
Explain the monster children
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>>122079476
She also abandoned her duty as queen even though she and Gerson both know she's not only smarter than Asgore but a stronger individual. I mean she just walks all over Asgore at the end and is clearly smarter than him, but no. It's like equally blaming a retard for being retarded when their caretaker just ran off god knows where.
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>>122079338
http://imgur.com/y3Mmsbe
Life is a gift and you're wasting it

>>122079369
>>122079526
Too vague

>>122079429
I'll give it a shot
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>>122079649
a Big Daddy from Bioshock double-team raping Monster Kid with huge cocks and balls with glowing plasmid fluid in the veins of the cock and you can see the glowing plasmid fluid cumming inside MK's ass whole
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>>122079168
She wasn't just disgusted with asgore, but with all the monsters
Kill her right before she's about to give up fighting and she say's something like "you'll fit right in out there"
She didn't just see her husband wage a genocidal campaign, but her entire kingdom cheering it on
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>>122079649
It's beautiful, thank you
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>>122079649

Monster Kid licking a penis-like mushroom that is ejaculating spores, with two ball-like mushrooms near the base

cock and balls made out of mushrooms is my fetish

i'm sorry
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>>122079598
>She also abandoned her duty as queen
Toriel was the one abandoned by her husband and kingdom as soon as they all popped a murderboner for Operation Curbstomp Seven Humans
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>>122079730
If killing 7 humans that wandered into a shithole could free countless people I'd do it myself.
Now, waging war against people who effortlessly stomped you before, that's not so smart.
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>>122079649
endogeny fucking alphys is a bit more specific than musclegut asgore but then again both of those have a horrible lack of porn
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>>122079284
Alphys has developed whatever science-y thing to give Undyne an unreasonably massive pair of boobs, and herself a dick to fuck them with,
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>>122079649

Alphys giving birth to large white rabbits
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>>122079730
She acts pretty singularly disgusted with Asgore in the pacifist ending.

Not saying she didn't hate all monsters too, but she was one of the only people in a position to actually try to change things, and she decided to run off and hole herself up in the ruins instead.
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>>122077049
Ayy
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>>122079380
One other thing that pisses me off about this situation is that, beyond the whole "who fucked up in which ways" debate, the way the game currently ended just kinda doesn't work from a narrative/emotional standpoint.

A big part of playing the game the first time is, you get to learn of Asgore as this evil fucking monster. But the more you play, the more you realize he's a nice guy who is forced to kill children even though he doesn't want to. You feel bad about him, hope you won't have to kill him, and then the whole Flowey thing happens and you feel awful.

So that's your motivation for playing the game a second time: saving the monsters, and also not having to kill the King. And when you do a True Pacifist, what's your reward for that? Goatmom absolutely fucking shitting on the character that was seemingly made to give you motivation to replay the game in the first place, all in a scene that is supposed to be happy, about friends finding each others again?

I don't know, it just doesn't sit well with me. Everybody but Asgore gets a happy ending, even though Asgore is built up to be this dramatic character that you're hoping to save in some way. It wasn't even necessary - Toriel could still have been pissed off at him, sure, and they don't *need* to get back together, but she could have forgiven him, or at least not make him cry in front of your friends and refuse his apologies. (especially when you only need to think for 30 seconds to find reasons why she doesn't have a moral highground on the situation)

It just feels so fucking gratuitous, both from Toriel as a character, and from Toby as a writer.
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>>122079807
>>122079717
LITERALLY said no kids, that was like the only fuckin' rule

>>122079878
Buddy, you said "something endogyny", that's vague as hell, no dog fucking for you tonight

>>122079884
Roger that
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>>122079649
>Too vague
Temmie temmieing it up with frisk and monster kid.

It's not cute.
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>Alphys blasting everything with DETERMINATION in a desperate effort to stop a hardmode genocide run
>Alphys mainlining DETERMINATION and fusing with Undyne's remains in a last-ditch effort, creating a Sans-tier boss fight
I WANT IT, TOBY
I WANT IT NOW
GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW
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>>122079828

I thought it was

>Asgore and Toriel lose kids, become emotionally unstable.

>Asgore, in desperation to solve the issue, immediately comes up with a "bad" plan to get human souls! All humans that fall down like retards and somehow don't break their necks must die!

>Toriel can't seem to make him think otherwise, and instead of giving him a chloroform pie with the help of Alphys, proceeds to run off to the ruins. Asgore lets her go, far too deep in his plot to stop it. He does inevitably regret it.

>Frisk is the only human to actually make it to him, the other 6 dying to various hazards along the way, or by Undyne.

In short

>I want art of Asgore and Toriel on Jerry Springer as the breakout first episode featuring monsters on the surface!

Err.

>Toriel's a huge bitch.
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>>122080002

Alphys with a prosthetic penis made of mushrooms
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>>122080002
thanks anon, looks good
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>>122077117
>Shittalking the master race on a website made for the master race.
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thought this was cute
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>>122080069
>memes
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>>122080002
then you missed a fucking response faggot
>>122079502
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>>122080002
Thanks for not enabling the dead kid fuckers.
Also a general request to anyone, draw more goatface flower.
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So, I just finished a True Pacifist run, so, Asriel was Flowey? How does a goat human hybrid become a flower that wants to kill everything?
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>>122080002
I was the anon who replied to the anon that said 'something endogeny', thank you

It's still my fault for not replying to you directly, but I want to complain about not getting dog fucking
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>>122080158
Alphys' fault.
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>>122079948
I'm not saying she couldn't have handled it better, as she definitely could have, just that I can see where she's coming from. Seeing her entire race whipped up into a genocidal frenzy to kill all humans, when she raised a human child as her own, probably left her feeling full of contempt for them
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*Flick*
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>>122080158
When Asriel died in the throne room, his dust fell in the garden along with the seeds that would grow into the golden flowers, giving them his 'essence' or 'personality' or whatever, which was awakened when Alphys injected a flower from there with determination.
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>>122080257
oh boy

*unzips dick*
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>>122080201
To those happy monsters, humans are nothing but insanely oppressive and may as well not exist at the same time. It's very easy for them to de-humanize humans.
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>>122080314
Now that I think about it, if Chara was monsterkinds only experience with humans, I can definitely understand their desire to kill all humans
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>>122080201
And Asgore set down the policy of human killing in the wake of losing two children and the entire underground being thrust into despair because of the humans killing their prince. I'm not saying she didn't have reasons, but Asgore had reasons too, but they both still fucked up, and the game and a lot of people seems to want to only shit on Asgore for it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUvMByFYYew
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>>122080402
Maybe but I'm of the impression that Toriel and Asgore sheltered them a lot anyway. They seem like the type, in addition to being royalty.
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>>122080402
I can't recall where it was mentioned, but I thought Chara was generally well liked in the underground? I mean, they were a little fuck underneath, but like a good socio/psychopath they knew how to hide their power level.
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>>122079991
>Everybody but Asgore gets a happy ending
not that anon, but Asriel's fate is way worse
Besides, not everyone gets a happy ending
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>>122080405
I'd say asgore deserves to get shit on the most, but not that he's the only one
Toriel could have handled the situation much better, but let her emotions get the best of her much like asgore
All the other monsters should get a pass because they're borderline retarded and very child-like
Except alphys
Fuck alphys
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>>122079991
When playing Genocide and talking with Gerson, he suggests that Asgore preferred safety over freedom by delaying the break. He feared that modern civilization would eradicate everyone in an preemptive strike.
This would contradict the research order given by him to Alphys tough.

On top of that he's most likely a giant pansy who is afraid of going to the surface himself. So he bullshitted all the way to everyone to not lose face instead of making it clear.

Tobys' writing on that part is fucking horrendous.
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Alright, maybe I'm just that wimp who isn't down with dogfucking, but I don't think I've seen porn of any of the amalgams and I'll be damned if I make the inaugural smut Endogyny

>>122079884
http://imgur.com/LkXcMx6
Here you go

>>122080153
Technically Asriel but I'll make a special exception for Flowey
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>People thinking Soriel is canon
>People thinking Sans just "guessed" everything about the timeline shit

Holy shit why are some people so retarded
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>>122080787
I'm gonna pet that flower even if he hates it
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>>122079991
This
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>>122080026
Don't forget the new upgraded power of UNO.
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>>122079991
Does anyone else find it strange that Toriel was just going to let Frisk kill her? It makes me think that she would prefer death then confronting Asgore. Its strange considering that she says people shouldn't kill or let themselves be killed.
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Hey guys I made a thing

http://crossfade.io/#!/vhclwr9d1k
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theres a 3rd undertale where azriel turns into a human at the end. beautifully done scene. the goats dream comes true. the government Blocked it
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>>122079991
Asgore gets a happy ending
Not a perfect ending, but a happy one.
He gets to see all his people happily living on the surface at peace with mankind, and the ending suggests that toriel at least doesn't hate him.
Just because he doesn't get his woman back doesn't mean everything is shit for him
And lets be honest, would you get with your ex after they killed a bunch of children and tried to wage a genocidal campaign on the world? Probably not
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>>122080905
>posting from a phone
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>>122080085
Damn that's some good ass animation, cute as fuck too
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>>122080085
Undertale animated movie when?
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>>122080787
too late, anon, endogeny/frisk has already been posted here before

don't think i've seen any other amalgamates though
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>>122081060
Everything about Undertale lends itself to a 10/10 animated movie except for one of the most important ones, and that's merging gameplay with storytelling. It matters even more in this game than many others. It actually RUINS the narrative if the story isn't in a game.
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Someone just post Chara smut!
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>>122081010
How'd you know that I'm not posting from my laptop while shitting then?

If you say spelling, then you're wrong fucker. It's a play on words, a god awful one tough based on 1.
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>>122080987
this
i mean, we're talking about someone who killed six kids, just what kind of ending should he get?
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>>122081114
This, Undertale itself uses the fact that it's a game magnificently.

I wouldn't mind a side story kind of thing about monsters on the surface adapting to life with humans though.
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I'm Onionsan!

Onionsan, y'hear?!
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>>122081114
This, half the reason why undertale works is because it messes with your idea of what an RPG is. You can't experience that with a movie.
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>>122081271
Onionsan for worst trash tier character.
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>>122081358
my vote goes for Jerry
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>>122081358
but you posted a picture of the worst trash tier character
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Toby Fox is cute, I like his little beard.
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>>122081393
But you are Jerry!
* Ditch
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>>122080052
http://imgur.com/VvI4Skt
Enjoy, buddy.
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>>122081409
do not sexualize toby fox
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>>122081456
can I sexualize annoying dog instead?
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>>122081510
yes
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You're gonna have a bad time, darling.
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>>122081358
Nigga I will fight you for that.

Onionsan is deepest and best character.
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>>122081439
>Soriel
>canon

fuck off nice drawing though
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>>122081456
but he's a qt pie. and that pie is butterscotch and cinnamon.
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>>122081439
Hilarious
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>>122081536
At least Onionsan has more development than Asgore.
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>>122080987
Asgore was really a tragic character i mean he lost two children all because of the humans in the village and humans in general anyone will go in a rampage but at same time he know the wrong of his plans later and just wait that no human will ever fall the underground. He just wants the happiness of everyone and he also deserves happiness, poor guy even before fighting him i know he will be a kind and loving father i even went to far of fighting him without the knife because i didn't want to hurt him that badly he is one of my favorites characters in the game.
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>>122081149
Yes, but Toriel let six kids run to their death, and literally did nothing to prevent Asgore from killing them even though she was the one monster in the entire underground who could have easily made a difference.

Why does she deserve a happy ending if Asgore doesn't?
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i think i speak on behalf of at least 14% of this entire general when i say that the world needs more of the great doctor alphys freebasing some LSD out of the fluoride encrusted asshole of that one snowdrake amalgamate thing

maybe a drawfag could pick that up some time i dunno
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>>122081439
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>Toby Fox is black

what did we do in our past lives to deserve this hell
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>>122081596
I just don't get the backlash on it, aside from "reeee it's not technically canon", but I like poking fun at anyone who bothers to make a point of not liking it
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>>122081746
they're asgore apologists
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>>122081634
Toriel had more character development than anusgiblets and we only saw her briefly in the beginning and the end.
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>>122080737
I don't understand why that's horrendous at all, it fits well within the established narrative that Asgore is trying to keep the populace calm, and that he's a bit of a coward.
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>>122081746
I think it would bother me less if they weren't friends if that makes any sense.
>>122081770
Fuck off.
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>>122081746
Keking is a shit tier fetish that is rightfully hated.
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>>122081670
>alphys freebasing some LSD
Sounds great

>out of the fluoride encrusted asshole of that one snowdrake amalgamate thing
okay no

>>122081746
Eh, I just don't think they go together well at all. Maybe it's the age difference, maybe I just don't see someone as calm and "proper" with a young slacker like sans, but hey.
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>>122081616
In the article it says he did volunteer work as a creative writing tutor, cool guy.
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>>122081746
I'm really on the fence about Soriel.

I admit I thought the whole"that voice ...!" thing was kind of romantic, and almost donned the shipping goggles myself.

And Undyne's "There're plenty of fish in the sea" line to Asgore is really oddly timed, since Sans and Toriel are side-by-side and all.

But I just don't really like Toriel as a character that much. For me to get into a ship I have to really like both characters, and while Toriel can be kind of cute I'm just "eh" about her.

What do
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>>122081885
it's just a GAME OPINION, bro, there's no need to get upset about just because you're get memed upon
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>>122081670
i wanna see something with alphys shooting up determination in increasingly larger doses until she finally melts herself
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>>122081939
While I can't deny that it sounds like the start of something, character wise I just don't think they fit together at all.

Toriel just makes me think of a mom that just discovered memes and is having fun with it rather then wanting to go to the bone zone.
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>>122081826
It seems tough this gaping plothole has been fixed in the very last second by scrapegoating.
It could have been more evident in the main route is all what I'm getting at.

Maybe with some dialog options with other NPCs not talking about how fluffy Asgores buns are.
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>>122081770
Even more hilarious.

>>122081841
I don't give a shit about how Asgore fits into the mix aside from hoping he moves on because he's a nice dude, so kekoldry is irrelevant as hell

>>122081830
If they were actually canon would it have bothered you?

>>122081885
I relate a lot to Toriel and I find Sans very charming, and they clearly get along swimmingly, so I don't see a lot of contradiction there. We only see her in mom mode, she has a life outside of that. She can pick up his slack and help him adopt good habits while he makes her laugh and helps raise Frisk.
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1 more cos I'm getting stalkish now <3
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>>122081830
>I think it would bother me less if they weren't friends if that makes any sense.
That makes perfect sense for me.
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do people actually seriously like Epic Divorce Man

he has no redeeming qualities as a character. no personality. no jokes.
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>>122081114

>undertale gets a movie adaptation
>it's a live action with lens flares, chromatic abberation, motion blur
>characters are either made is an uncanny valley CGI style or they use cringy costumes
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>>122082115
there are people who want to kill children so yeah probably
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>>122082115
>not liking epic divorce man

>>122082164
kids are little shits and the world is a better place without them senpai
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You see all the cutesy Asgore fanart and I'm thinking "the guy's a murderer"
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>>122078552
>Sneaking into Asriel's room to caress his ears while he sleeps
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>>122082118
>motion capture CGI
>rewriting Frisk as a recon soldier to make humans undeniably bad guys
>inserting preachy unsatisfying message about tolerance

There, I made that even worse now.
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>>122076852
>Neither - 46 votes (51%)
>I don't care. - 11 votes (12%)
>The rest - 34 votes (37%)
Yeah nah remove that shit

>>122082115
Nope. I don't understand the point of it. At least compared to asrielautists, dadfags don't exist.
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What I don't understand is why he didn't at least consider finding souls on the surface, instead he just resorted to killing kids who fell down. Especially considering he's supposed to be a really nice guy.
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>>122081201
Is it time to post OF?
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>>122082115(you)
>>122082240(you)
>>122081770(you)
we get it, you don't like Asgore, move on
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>>122081746

I think people get hung up on the major body differences. Also as >>122082013 put it, Toriel tends to be looked at through her motherly aspects rather than her character as a whole. Her having an interest in Sans seems to go against that established persona.
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>>122082372
epic
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>>122082328
He didn't want to kill anyone, he just made his policy out of anger and he couldn't take it back because it gave monsters hope. He never really wanted to wage war on the surface which is why he took the most slow and turtling route possible while maintaining his original decree, so he didn't have to rip hope away from his people.
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>>122082115
>not liking goatdad
Okay well, that's your opinion.
I'll bet another of your opinions is that hitler did something wrong, too.
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LET'S SETTLE THE ASGORE QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL

http://strawpoll.me/5986094
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>>122082310
Ears are an erogenous zone for goatmonsters

Even lightly touching them would bring Asriel to the edge of orgasm~
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>>122082467
That's dumb
you're dumb
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>>122082457
i want asgore to be my father!
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Toby declares Soriel to be canon.

How do you react?
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>>122082467
>image hover
>most of the left hand is transparent
>notice this on a few other images too, random transparency
why
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>>122082457
>lets discern whom the goatdad hating homosexuals are once and for all
I've fixed your post for you to be quite honest with you family.
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>>122082449
hitler was basically just some 19-year-old skinnyfat american whiteboi who spent all his time yelling at black people on the internet

nowadays he mostly just shitposts on /gsg/, /int/, and /ink/
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>>122082457
Who could resist this?
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>>122082328
didn't Toriel call him a coward for that?
Why didn't he absorb the six souls before fighting Frisk? Wouldn't they have given him the determination needed to override Frisks ability to save and eadily take his soul and become god?
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>>122082538
Couldn't give a lesser shit.
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>>122082546
>goatdad hating homosexuals
>homosexuals

he's a big fluffy but buff daddy character, he's like the number one character homosexuals would love
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>>122082538
No chance in hell after Toby said his OTP was sans.

Cry harder, shipfag.
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>>122082538
toby's just some gay arab anyway, so i don't really care about his opinion
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>>122082457
asgore did nothing wrong
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>>122082118
>>122082325
Even worse.
It's written by the fans.
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>>122082627
Sans x other Sanses
>don't tell them
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>>122082546
has anyone done an edit of the "THESE ARE NOT HAPPY TIMES FOR YOU DOG THESE ARE DARK TIMES" comic involving Chara and any of the dogs?
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>>122082457
Asgore a shit
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>>122082327
someone used a proxy scripts cause it voted no literally every 10 seconds. I timed it. But I don't care anymore. If you guys want to start that much drama over 2 lines of text. I want no part of it. so please, remove it.
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>>122082672
yes
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>>122082538
Well I don't really like it but in the end I don't actually care.

Good for those pixels.
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>>122082647
>that picture

why do none of those little drawings say "d-did i murder that innocent child correctly senpai? ^_^"
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>>122082663

and M Night shyalmadingdong

shit up my fuck senpai just
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should be the one with alphys

she'd know how to murder innocents
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>>122082710
>they disagreed with my opinion so it must be a proxy/samefag/jewish conspiracy

go back to /ink/, hitler
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Why do Torielfags feel such a need to shit on Asgore, seriously?
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>>122082457
Don't trust asgorefags they're the jewiest fan base in this general
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>>122082581
What makes you think Asgore wanted to win in the first place
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>>122082730
because he murdered them incorrectly
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>>122082710
Yaknow, that's a pretty good way to think about it.

Now everyone is happy including me, and that's all that matters.

>>122082794
Why do Asgorefags feel such a need to shit on Toriel, seriously?
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>>122082708
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>>122082775
to >>122082730
whoops
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>he actually doesn't like stylish nationalist goatking
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>>122082827
I shit on them both equally, and I find it amusing the lengths people will exaggerate about Alphys and Asgore to try and piss people off.
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>>122082863
Kill yourself
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>>122082808
that would be the most fucking pathetic thing ever, if you've already taken 6 people's souls at least make sure you see it through, so they didn't die in vain.
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>>122082885
I shit on neither, and I find it amusing the lengths people will exaggerate about sans and Toriel to try and piss people off.
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>>122082808
I guess, but why didn't he just let Frisk go then?
Do humans need a monster's soul to break the barrier or can they leave by themselves?
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>>122082943
I'm pretty sure most Soriel shippers are being serious.
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ITT: Assblasted torielfags
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the great doctor alpheus committing unforgivable crimes against nature in her laboratory, trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal.

mettaton tormenting lab animals with his huge vibrating ass.

sans testing all his jokes on lab animals and they hate them all. he's an embarrassment to brand culture
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>>122082885
>needing to exaggerate about dr mengelizard

nah
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i tried drawing sans on a pumpkin with my mouse in this game
>ur not guna enjoi this next momint
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Why do asgore fags do a bunch of mental gymnastics to like a child murderer?
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>>122082787
>Voted no exactly every 10 seconds for 3 minutes.
>Thread is mostly dead.
> Stopped at 50%
Sure.
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>t h i s t h r e a d
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>>122083059
fuck off hitler

nobody cares about your gay squid game
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>>122083027
well memed friend
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>>122083105
thanks, i try
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>>122082924
Well, Asgore is a pretty pathetic thing.

>>122082982
It takes at least a human soul and a monster soul in order to pass through the barrier.
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>>122082240
I thought all the children died before they reached his castle. He was only going to kill Frisk for the good of all monsterkind. Which isn't the right thing to do, but sacrificing one life for the livelihood of a whole people is understandable.
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>Asgores daddy cummies
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>thread stops getting comfy the moment asgore fans arrive
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>>122083035
I have come to terms and made peace with his child-murdering antics

Thinking about him covered in his underage victim's blood only turns me on more
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>>122083220
pedo Asriel fans are worse
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>>122081114
I wouldn't think it's impossible, but still difficult. It would have to be a razor-thin middle ground between the source material and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World without resembling the latter, which is... quite a huge margin of error. I might settle for something like that one Ib adaption.

Incidentally: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3RC61siJck
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>>122083249
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>>122083003
>overdefensive dadfag trying his damndest to not burst into tears

>>122083064
Why not just kill everyone here so the entirety of /utg/ can finally be made up of asrielfags

They can shitpost all fucking day about how they're the master race while the fringe groups of charafags, skeletonfuckers, and muffetfuckers all slowly die out due to the sheer (literal and metaphorical) weight of the autism?
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>>122083249
pedo asrielfags
oedipus complex goatmomfags
apologist asgorefags

truly the goats are the worst
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>>122083215
i want to eat daddy asgore's yummy cummies
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>>122083220
what actually happened
>back and forth discussion about toriel and asgore, pretty good
>bunch of retarded memers show up right as it ends and wont stop screeching
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>>122081939
>>122082013
>>122082375
Well, Sans moves in with Toriel if you kill Papyrus. It may not necessarily be a romantic item, but I'd say that it's canonical that they're at least very close friends.

Now I'm imagining Sans' reactions to Asgore trying to woo Toriel back.
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I wish mom and dad would stop fighting.
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>>122083359
just give up, i did
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>>122082708
kek
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Post your favorite NPC.
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>>122082457
>Asgore 'King Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Spike The Tyke' Dreemur
>Asgore 'Ankle-Biter Beater' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crying Child Crusher' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Non-Senior Citizen Slayer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Toddler Terminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They're Dead In Hours' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Extra-Small Exterminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Halfpint Holocaust' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kiddy Cleanser' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'You Must Be This Tall To Live' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crueler for the Preschooler' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Offspring Annihilator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Get Rid Of The Kid' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Infant Slayer Player' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Stabbed Some Kids Through The Ribs' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Trust Fund Refund' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Playground Flaying Round' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Adolescent Suppressant' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youthanizer' Dreemurr
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>>122083430
Smile, even when nothing goes right!
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>>122083360
As a torifag I just want to be her new husband and take care of her while she takes care of me

No mommy issues, no oedipus complex, no crying about who's the best goat, just me and Tori by the fireplace on a cold winter night.

>>122083424
* But it refused.
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>>122083430
aaay
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>>122083215
*cummbies
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>>122083359
if you consider yourself part of a group you're probably beyond saving
unless you're a blook bro
honorable mention, fish fuckers
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>>122083364
this
do people actually like the constant fetishposting and lewdposting?
Is that what's considered "comfy" here?
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>>122083430
I want to snuggle Catty
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>>122083524
>being part of a group
>shittalking about being part of a group
wew lad
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>>122083363
sometimes I eat my cummies and pretend they're daddies
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>>122083430
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>>122083489
My sides. Well done, my friend.
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>>122083374
Sans is a pretty open-minded guy. He'd probably try to stay as neutral as he could about it, unless he had a thing fot Toriel (then he'd put him down gently).

Speaking of moving, anyone else kind of saddened by the underground being abandoned in the True Pacifist end? I mean, Snowdin was lovely, and Papyrus and Sans' place was so cozy. The thought about it collecting dust makes me sad.
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>>122083582
emphasis on probably
I've seen basically no character bickering from blook, or porn, just cute images
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>>122083430
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>>122083489
Laugh'd.
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>>122082816
>Asgore murders a child badly
The man cannot do one thing right.
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>>122083524
I don't think there are enough Alphysfags to be conidered a group, so I'm probably safe.
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>>122083659
Oh no, there's porn. A small chunk but there's definitely porn.
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>>122083586
i wish I could lick daddy's cummies out of his urethra but i have to use my urethra to get cummies instead
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>>122083430
>>122083589
Yeah bruh.
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>>122083686
Just like you failed to save 100% of her kids. All 8 of them.
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>>122083559
>le comfy meme

fetish/lewdposting is comfy
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>The thought of Frisk trying to Pacifist Run Gensokyo

Good god.
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>>122083719
>>122083586
>>122083363
>>122083215
I wish you would stop.
I'm an Asgorefag and even this is really unbearable to read...
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>>122083751
It's better than whatever the fuck has been happening for half of this thread.
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>>122083719
>>122083586
>>122083363
>>122083215
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>>122083489
>Asgore "Six Dead Kids in the Basement" Dreemurr
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>>122083640
Everything underground belongs to Jerry now.

Which is an even worse fate than collecting dust.
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>>122083738
And just like how you failed to stop pure genocide until the very last fucking second to which you died from your own plan anyway

It's like pottery
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>>122083814
>Flowey now belongs to Jerry

Jesus, I wouldn't even wish this fate on that fucking flower
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>>122083814
>Jerry vs Woshua for ruler of the Underground
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>>122083694
>I WANNA SNIFF UNWASHED CLOACAFAGS
>safe
nah
>>122083774
>getting blasted with walls of spells
>just sits there stonefaced and refuses to die til people get sick of him
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>>122083808
>Asgore "Once You Leave Tori, It's Gonna Get Gory" Dreemurr
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>>122083680
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>>122083776
>asgorefag
>doesn't want daddies cummies
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>>122083501
>I might as well do something dirty with my mouth before you wash it out
>*Initiates cunt-eating*
Woshua, please tell Toriel to wosh her pussy
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>>122083874
i'm not into incest faggot
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>>122083860
>Not wanting to sniff unwashed cloaca
>>
I hope all these cringey sex posts are only coming from one autist.
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>>122083930
What would it smell like?
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>>122083934
I think they just enjoy saying the word cummies because it's cringey.
cummies
>>122083774
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>>122083215
>>122083363
>>122083586
>>122083719
>>122083874
Back to the depths of hell with you faggot
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>>122083874
Don't shove and smear it on other people's face.
-_-
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>>122083640
Eh, everyone was just excited to get topside.

Some will move down back there with the human squatters and jerry.
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>>122083874
stop avatarfagging we get that enough with the anonfags

>>122083930
>actually legitimately contemplating going anywhere near disgusting unwashed neglected pusspuss
why are alphysfags just as fucking bad as alphys?
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>>122083898
>not wanting cummies rubbed on your tummy by daddy
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>>122083869
right?
>>
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fOVYfdRiY
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>>122083640
>unless he had a thing fot Toriel (then he'd put him down gently).
WHO WOULD WIN IN A DEATH MATCH
SANS OR ASGORE
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>>122083930
Trust me, unwashed legbeard neet pusspuss is not something you want.

It is, by far, the most wretched smelly mix between rotting dead skincells,blood, hair and shit matter that you will smell. You will vomit, even if you think you are pretty hardcore.

Get that neet into a shower.
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>>122077280
Wait, you don't?
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>>122083640
nah, sans would let Toriel choose who she prefer. I don't think he's actually try and ruin Asgore's efforts.
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>>122083814
>Jerry sells/rents the place for fat cash
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>>122084097
i like to yell at jews on the internet
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>>122084106
Elaborate, I'm getting a semi here
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We know Toriel becomes a teacher/headmaster. Asgore a gardener, Mettaton's on stage, and Napstablook's a DJ, but what jobs do you think Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, and Alphys get?

And would Sans still take on multiple jobs? Why did he push himself so hard, anyway (I know he was looking out for his bro, but)?

>>122084145
When you put it like that, it makes more sense.
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>>122084097
It's not like fluffybuns is my actual daddy
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>>122077280
Why? I'd probably hurt them anyway.
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>>122081746
Having seen and voiced some of Toriel's alternate dialogue, she doesn't seem keen on the idea of a relationship with anyone beyond mentor or friend. Even Frisk, she doesn't mention that she'll mother them, just that they'll help them as long as they need. She does motherly things as well as acting like a good host for someone that's going to be living with her, but it seems like she's very, very reluctant to let anyone get close to her again after the hurt she's been through.

Also, for some fun dialogue, show up to Toriel's in the ruins with only 1 HP.
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>furfag
>has sex fantasies for nearly every last furry in fiction
>play a game where legit emotionally care for characters and don't want to see them spoilt by porn
>see them spoilt by porn
>mfw now really hard to look for other furry porn without running into something like sans sucking off asgore

i probably deserve this
>>
>>122084224
Undyne would probably become a gym teacher, like in one of the neutral endings.

I imagine plenty of places would be interested in Alphys and her knowledge of souls/determination, that or she would become a mangaka and write terrible shoujo shit.

Papyrus would open an italian restaurant.

sans would sell hot animals.
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>>122083364
Clearly, we need to destroy memes
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>>122083997
Anon, I didn't ask for this
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>>122084341
>Sans would sell hot animals

Are you suggesting he'd run a monster brothel

I'm just kidding but
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>>122084170
Nah, test it out for yourself.

Get a cod, ripe and fresh, leave it out in really hot and humid weather and then take A MASSIVE SHIT on it.

Wait like half a month, now jizz on it.
Then wait two more days so that you can puke on it and smell it again.
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>>122084337
>sans sucking off asgore
hey, I saw that earlier too.
>>
im scared of school today /utg/ help me
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>>122084146
>Having Jerry as a landlord

Jesus christ could you even imagine
>>
>>122084224
Too lazy to stitch, but link related is my headcanon for life above the underground

http://bedsafely.tumblr.com/post/130760030457/under-the-read-more-post-pacifist-end-spoilers
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>>122084402
How'd you meet up and where can I get the smelly NEET feet
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So

How would Toriel react to sans dating Asgore?
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>>122084224
I imagine sans kept so many jobs to monitor different areas. I don't think he would feel the need once he got to the surface.
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>>122084430
Don't worry, the white kid will not shoot up your school as long as you maybe gave him a snickers every month.
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guys please
this is a family friendly, christian-oriented board, stop with the gross dad lewds
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>>122084508
You know saying that is probably going to have the opposite affect of what you desired
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>>122084430
You can do it, Anon! If you're having a lot of worry over something and building it up in your head, it helps to listen to music with headphones as loud as safely possible. It distracts the brain from worrying.
It might be tough but dont lose your fighting spirit! Stay determined and have fun today!
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>>122084498
>implying he's not that white kid to begin with
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>>122076681
manmenmi
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>>122080027
I like this, except Undyne had never seen a real life human before Frisk, so they all died to hazards.
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>>122084430
We all get scared sometimes. But if you push through you'll see that you're not alone. Go out there.

>>122084482
I remember this one. The part about pay broke my heart. I can't accept an ending where everyone is happy but Sans, it hurts.
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Sex with Chara!
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>>122084106
Honestly, I would rather get her cleaned up before doing anything

All unwashed cloaca joking aside, she has given me kind of a thing for chubby chicks, at least nerdy lizard ones
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>>122081358
>>122081393
>Onionsan
>Jerry
>worst
It's like you're deliberately ignoring the true shittiest character in the game.
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>>122084487
Friend of mine (also fat legbeard) told me that I'd look cute with her friends, I'm not one to judge and it goes pretty well.

Basically female tabletop players with lonely friends, otherwise i'd suggest craigslist or dating sites. Not really experienced but it's more common sense, lot of weird fetishes too.
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Take the last game you played and swap the main characters around with Frisk, so that Frisk is in the last game you played and the main character is in Undertale.

What do you think will happen differently for both games?
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>>122084430
>Being scared of buildings
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BOOP ASGORE'S SNOOTLE!!
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>>122084568
Alternatively, the previous kid predated Undyne.
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>>122084606
The fact that you can meet him only once per year, ONLY if you know where exactly to look makes him somewhat better than Jerry.
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>>122084535
We're going to get purged and we're going to deserve it.
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Hi /utg!/ I recently finished this game, my Mom and I really liked it. She's been sick recently, and one of the things she's enjoyed most has been playing it and/or watching me do so, offering advice about what to do and stuff. She loves pretty much all the characters, and it's really helped her stay positive through her treatment.

Anyway, I was really hoping that you guys might be able to help me out. My mom really loves the great fanart that people make for the game, and I'm pretty sure I know exactly what would cheer her up the most. If anyone wants to, she'd love a picture of Undyne shitting blue turds, Mettaton shitting pink turds, and Asgore shitting yellow turds into San's mouth. The shit should be combining in his filthy, crapstained mouth, and the shitters should all be aroused and teasing him for being good for nothing but a toilet.

I'd really love it if you guys could pull through for me, my sick mom and I would really appreciate it!
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>>122084430
>tfw too scared to go outside
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>>122084430

>tfw you will never have Toriel as your teacher
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Can Sans die to a papercut?
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>>122084664
is this the new copy pasta
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>>122084681
>tfw
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>>122084634
I wana get a glob of cummies and rub them on asgores snootle before I boop it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKyfROvK91s
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>>122084681
Maybe school would be so bad then
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>>122084626
Frisk is now in TF2. They would be good at dodging bullets and get on all the classes' good side, and be adopted by the Administrator.

Scout would fall into the mountain and proceed to beat everyone to death, including Chara at the end.
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>>122084492
Jealous that a skeleton could take away her boss monster dong.
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>>122084430
Go to school you little shit. You dumb little kid who the fuck cares

I don't know why ANYONE is actually replying to your post with encouragement, you're probably a fucking freshman and think high school is just "so hard" because your geometry teacher is being a hardass cause you can't understand how to find the area of a basic cube

Fuck you, you made me waste time typing this when I should be having breakfast and getting a shower, good fucking job kid
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>>122084540
>tfw you're at that point when being determined, happy/sad or not doesn't matter anymore since everything's beyond fucked anyway and there's no time left

That was really cute tho, anon. You made me smile. Thank you.
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>>122084652
Jerry fits into the game, he's a well integrated running gag. This abomination feels completely out of place, it was forced by a kickstarter backer and Toby did his best to hide it away and mock it.
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>>122084723
How does a skeleton, which has no skin, get a papercut
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>>122084337
this is the hell spoken of to us by the elder furs from the distant decades long past

it is excruciatingly painful to let them go and i fear i must uninstall in fear of falling to temptation in doing a genocide run but i also want to do a no healing item run
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>>122084776
*wouldn't
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>Asgore will never rupture your stomach by pumping you full of hot cummies
Why even live
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>>122084765
Post non-OST songs/albums that fit Undertale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3395sRfD24
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Whace does nice cream taste like /utg/?
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>>122084836
No healing items, no saving, bandages only

Get all that special dialogue
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I'm tired as fuck
Post cute toriel
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>>122084872
Nice!
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>>122084872
Repulsive.
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>>122084664

Tell your mom to visit e621.net and type "undertale scat" in the search field. She'll love it
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>>122084872
like cummies
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>>122084798
You need to calm down. No need to be so negative. What would Toriel think?
This should be a friendly and fun community.
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>tfw you will never be apathetic together with Sans
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>>122084857
Iktf
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>>122084895
I wish Toriel was my mommy and did cute things to me
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>>122084947
>This should be a friendly and fun community.
Where do you think you are?
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>>122084832
How does a skeleton bleed?
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>>122084858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHzM19mJNDw
This one really feels like it could be part of the OST if Gaster ever was added.
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>>122083524
>unless you're a blook bro
Reporting in
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>>122084974
He literally doesn't, that's how.
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>>122084626
>ark: survival evolved
>frisk has to survive in a harsh island with dinosaurs and creatures that can only be tamed from violent ranged attacks
>the only animals they can technically tame are a big furry gorilla, a small monkey, a bat, a spider, and a dolphin
well i mean, i guess they've dealt with a dinosaur before but frisk doesnt have many odds here
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>>122084969
I wish that also
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>>122084974
Bone marrow.
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>>122084965
One day I will. One day I'll stop feeling sorry for myself and just stop caring all together. Then I can be cool and funny like Sans.
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>>122084974
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>>122084973
That one place I go to get my refill of autism
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>>122084881
It's only one special dialogue for each condition.
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>>122085051
Or you'll be like Napstablook.
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>>122084626
THERE'S NO MERCY IN DOTA
frisk would be fucked if not in pacifist.
Undyne would be the best hero though.
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Toby is a master memer
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>>122084858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rXT-DD6HLo
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>>122084626
>Destiny

>guardian in Undertale would probably shoot everything before losing his Light to Chara
>frisk would be the victim of high impact sexual violence from the first Archon
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>>122085137
oh man that would take the most talented writer of all time
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>>122085137
And that's why we love him
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>>122085051
>sans
>cool and funny

More like insufferable and literally sucking all humor out of a conversation he enters.
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>>122084626
Chara's gunna have a fucking field day.
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>>122084969

>tfw you will never fall asleep while holding hands with Toriel

Why.

Even.

LIVE.
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>>122084814
>That image
>Tfw the pain is still there
When will it go away
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>>122084626
How the fuck would this work
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>>122084723
only if the piece of paper is angry at sans.
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>>122085310
Because along time ago when i was a kid. my mother did this to me
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>>122085310
Sometimes I really wonder. The only thing that has stopped me thinking about killing myself lately is thinking about how upset she would be if she knew.
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>>122084858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prGptG5Ex1g
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>>122085353
Hot romance involving Tsundereplane on one side.

War crimes on the other
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>>122085260
Oh no sans
sans no
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>>122085331
it's worse when you realise chara probably didn't give a shit about him and ruined his family's life. he still loves them.
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>>122085379
Are you sure it is worth to continue suffering only for her, anon? I know how it sounds but if you feel like you have to end it, you should do it. No one will be happy with this otherwise because she will know when she sees you.
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>>122085425
I need a picture of Frisk in an A-10 ASAP
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>>122085453
I already realized that.
It only adds to the pain anon.
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>>122085310
>the night after i got zero tolerance'd out of high school for trying to stand up to a bully
>run into toriel's room and cry-hug her for probably hours
>this would be how i go to bed that night
feels mayne

>>122085353
are you from /aceg/
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>>122084626

Fallout 4 - I can totally see Frisk making everyone their friend, even deathclaw alphas

Undertale - the protagonist would get pacifist no problem
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>>122085495
Tsundereplane's true waifu/husbando
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>>122085520
I'm from /wgg/...I wish I could provide CAS/CAP to Toriel ;_;
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>>122085369
Mine too. I miss being held like that. I want Toriel to make me feel like a little kid again.
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>>122085564
I now wish to see tsundereplane hitting on an inanimate A-10.
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>>122084858
Soundfont aside, Papyrus' theme made me think of Grant Kirkhope stuff right away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t028IEHnlX8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpr0mKYbEsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx31tgxpZk4
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>>122084858
This would defo be in Sans' jukebox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI
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>>122085260
I don't even ship soriel and I "aww"-ed out loud.

I love bashful Sans.
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>>122085601
Yeeah, i really miss it alot
im quite a dick to my mum now.
Feel like crap
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>>122085379
Have you tried listening to depressing music? When I had depression it actually made me feel better, like you're tuning into the wavelength of a person who knows it too.
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>>122085741
You should call your mom and use "Flirt"
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>>122084626
I think it probably ends in tears, anon.
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>>122085801
Okey
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>>122085601
At least you had your good times, you greedy fucker.

I bet you'll develop a babbying fetish later on if you really feel like that.
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>>122077485
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I sure love PUZZLE!
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>>122085780
I can confirm this helps, although I have never felt depressed.
I just feel like crap all the time
Napsta was on to some shit
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>>122085606
>I-It's not like I'm jealous of the GAU-8 on your nose or anything, A-10! It looks dumb I swear!
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>>122081531
I laughed way too much at that.
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Would Sans shitpost on 4chan?
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>try reading a fic
>Fisk opened their eyes
>Frisk could
>Frick
how the fuck can you constantly misspell the main character's name
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Post Nicepants
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>>122085937
That would literally be all that he does. Even on the whole net.
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>>122085926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

This was the one that helped me the most. James Hetfield said he got hundreds of letters from fans saying it saved their lives.
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>>122085964
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>>122083489
Thanks Toriel
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Soriel is good
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>>122083889
And her soul, because she makes the kid hear bad things.
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>>122085937
yes
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>>122085937
Definitely
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you know, Toriel's boss theme is called heartache but I get all the heartache listening to Home instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypvg1WC-m-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsoLYWTzqSY
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>>122086095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHHmnJsLFk
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>>122086053
Nope. It's OOC garbage.
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I'm back, and I'm still tired.
Cuddle with me
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>>122083774
>Pacifist Run Gensokyo
Aka: wait and don't get touched.
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>>122084895
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When did you realize Temmie is the best Undertale?
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>>122086139
post more flowey
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>>122086203
Never
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>>122086053
sansby is better.
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>>122084895
>Undertale will never be made into a Don Bluth movie
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>>122084626
>Don't Starve
Frisk has proven themselves adept at survival, and I'm sure they'd be able to befriend most of the sentient species in the game with ease. Maybe even the boss-monsters. There being no real happy ending wouldn't work out well, though, particularly given that Adventure Mode and the consequences thereof are looming in the background.

Maxwell (the guy I play most as in DS) would be a nightmare in the Underground. He's got a lot of built-up hate, cruelty and killing-instinct, and his knack for manipulation would come in handy with the kind and simple monsters. Flowey and him would get along like a house on fire though, as in there'd be a lot of screaming and people burning. Might eventually rediscover his humanity, but I suspect it'd be too late by the time he did.
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>>122085929
>A-10 gets taken out for a firing test while tsundereplane watches
>She just begrudgingly stays around as it flies out, acting like she should be somewhere else
>A-10 let's out it's mighty BRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Tsundereplane finds herself leaking oil in bliss
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>>122086237
>posting bananas

Go back to /b/ with your ylyl shit
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>>122085260
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>>122086053
The only person Sans has eyes for is his brother
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>>122086221
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>>122086257
>Don Bluth
My honest bet is that a Uwe Boll film will be made first.
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>>122086301
What the fuck, no.
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>yfw Toriel returns in true ending
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>>122086339
hnnnnnnnnng
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>>122086239
This. Though I only imagine them as very good friends who occasionally bone.
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>>122086221
no
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>>122086354
Add a space at the end of your spoilered text next time.
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>>122086294
Why is Toriel bullying the skeleton friend
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>>122086373
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>>122086373
someone spoiled that for me, I'm mad
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>>122086257
>not a Ralph Bakshi film

Captcha: Select all the pies
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>>122086408
Thought I did. Weird.
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>>122086301
wincest is good too
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>>122086373
Stop the spoilering
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Seriously though, why does BK music suit the bone bros so well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUMkjpViOA
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>>122086448
That's right!

Brotherly love is the purest form of love
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>>122086221
Sure.
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>>122086502
Probably because they both share that goofiness factor
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>>122086502
TROMBONE
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>>122086376
they're pretty hot together
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Is there any better headcanon than narrator Chara?
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>>122086595
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>>122086221
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>genocide run
>killing muffet
holy shit I was not ready for this
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>>122086441
I watched like i tiny bit of the true end on yt but it diden't really make it any different when she came :^)
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>>122086618
Is that even headcanon at this point? It's pretty heavily implied to be canon.
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>>122086494
>Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
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>>122085641
>>122086502
Great. Now I'm gonna be autistically thinking about all the wacky shit these characters could do fitting into the BK/BT world. Thanks, bud.
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>>122086647
Would Frisk forgive him if he cut of Frisk's hand?
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>>122086618
Narrator chara is stupid as hell
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>>122085137
>>122085234
>A beautiful, well-crafted story of the highest feels
>Leading up to the most depressing, saddest ending imaginable for the characters
>Something that even the gameplay itself can hint at subtly but still being typical RPG gameplay
Is there even anyone alive who can craft such a masterpiece of true art?
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>>122086618
Well I'd say papyrus or sans would be pretty good.
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>>122086528
It's certainly the most intimate.
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>>122086528
>>122086448
Here's a better idea.
Nearly anything but that, what the hell.
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>>122086734
The kid could be a jew forgiving hitler for christs sake. don't doubt him.
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why is frisk so cute
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>>122086719

>missing the opportunity to say "proceed at your own frisk"
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>tfw you will never get to cuddle with goatmom every night before bed
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>>122086734
Only after Nazisaurus builds a better one.
Clicking would ensue tough.
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aight so i made a tumblr to follow this undertale comic

how the
F U C K
do i turn off recommended shit fuckery
it keeps recommending me cringy sonic blogs and gay sans shit
help
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>>122084626
>Awesomenauts
Frisk would have some kind of dodge ability, and/or a passive revive ability that gives them an instant second chance, he'd be pretty friendly with every other naut.

>Sentry
lot's of things would probably die, though I'm not sure how a robot would fare against monsters.
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>>122086837
>cringy sonic blogs and gay sans shit
>tumblr bases its recommendations on blogs you already follow
>like the cringy sonic blogs and gay sans ones
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>>122086837
Like in the recommended blogs section where it shows 4 blogs? You can't, just ignore it
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>>122086776
Nah
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>>122086818
that frisk certainly isnt very cute
i'd play videogames with frisk
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>>122086889
wow

>>122086879
shit
sans the hedgehog
sans the skeleton
i see this connection
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>>122086724
Glad to have someone joining me. I've been listening to the soundtracks again and it's bots amusing and painfully nostalgic.

>they already have little sounds when they talk, it was bound to happen eventually

No wonder they're my faves.
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>>122083489

I haven't been to this general in months. It's beautiful.
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>>122086818
Cause tiny squinting kid who never talks just hugged it out with everything.
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this is prolly old af but whatevs
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>>122087062
I want to run to that Toriel and hug it
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>>122087001

Oops wrong file name.
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>>122087062
I get it, she vapes.
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>>122084626
>Fire emblem awakening

Flirt with everyone and the problems will solve themselves
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>>122086442
>Ralph Bakshi
I don't want that overrated hack to come anywhere near Undertale.
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>>122087029
I love it. Frisk is such a fucking qt3.14.
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>>122086771
>now that undertale has started spreading to Japanese fans there's gonna be more glorious bonecest because Japan doesn't shy away from incest fanart like English-speaking fans do

Thank you kami-sama
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>>122087096
_______________________________________________________________________________________me too______________________________________________________________________________________

Captcha: select the cakes
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>>122086647
That's horrible
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I just want fanart of Papyrus cursing. It's so out of character and hilarious.
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I need to draw more moms
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>>122084626
>Those shitty fucking Soul Eater tier faces
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>>122085379
Yeah, uh, don't do that. It might not seem like it, but there is people that want you alive, and they would be really sad if you died. So don't do that.
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>>122087309
Draw the goatMILF

ALL THE GOATMILF, ALL OF IT
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>>122087282
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Christmas is coming. And you know what that means, right?
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>>122087309
hey, that's a pretty good goatmom
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>>122077049
Is everybody here a le edgy teen xD or what
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>>122084974
nth for Sans is a human
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>>122087407

She's holding that butterfinger in an unusually lewd way
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>>122086139
I would do so anon.
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Quick, I need an Asgore x Undyne idea to draw.
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>>122087397
I can't tell who's in the wrong in this comic, is is sans or asgore?
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is this soriel
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>>122077280
We are your friends! Stay DETERMINED!!
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>>122077049
It has been for a month now.
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>>122087282
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>>122087467
A good girl never uses her pinky
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>>122087478
Undyne finally manages to bench press Asgore

Immediately afterwards while he's congratulating her on the achievement, she passes out
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>>122087282
It's not fanart but there's this

http://crashboombanger.tumblr.com/post/132032434947

>>122087528
Also, yes. The artist who drew that ships them.
She also insists that Sans is asexual just because he doesn't have any obvious genits

Which is a shame, because ironically her Sans-es are some of the cutest out there.
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>>122087509
Both because there should only be one Santa? Sans more probably since Asgore has always fulfilled the Santa role.
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post cute skeleton cuddles
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>>122087397
>Santa is and always has been Asgore's shtick
>Santa is a religious figure and would not be permitted in a secular school anyway
>Are monsters even Christian what the fuck

Everyone in this comic should be ashamed except Asgore
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>>122079496
Bless you anon.
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>>122087635
But the monster have a put presents under a tree tradition.
Why can't they have a red suited fat man who goes down chimneys and gives gifts tradition?
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>>122087635
Papyrus flat-out mentions Santa.
The monsters also say "god." Kind of a plothole.

Also going in Sans' room confirms that Sans is Papyrus' Santa.
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>>122087509
>122087509
yes
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>>122087592
>Immediately afterwards while he's congratulating her on the achievement, she passes out
And then he feels her up while she's out or what?
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>>122077049
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was chara suicidal
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>>122087695
Going in New Home confirms Asgore is EVERYONE'S santa
Sans is out of line here either way
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>>122087727
Chara killed themselves with buttercup flowers. This is canon.
Whether this was suicidal tenancies, all part of their keikakku, or just them being dumb we still don't know.
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>>122087356
Mom I'd Like to Friend?
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>>122087838
>Chara hated humanity so much that he/she shat blood to death
Jesus.
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>>122087838
>Whether this was suicidal tenancies, all part of their keikakku, or just them being dumb we still don't know.
no we do
it's pretty clear actually
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>>122087838
It was keikaku. They "laughed off" poisioning Asgore as mentioned in the tapes, and Asriel flat-out says "I don't like this plan anymore."
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>>122087356
doing what, pooping is off the list?
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Buttercups and Clematis typically cause irritation and blistering of the skin if handled, and- if swallowed- intense burning of the mouth and digestive tract, followed by nausea and convulsions. Luckily, the stuff tastes so bad that victims rarely get to this state, but gardeners should be sure to wear gloves before weeding the buttercups or planting out clematis!

The Alkaloid in such plants causes burning of the mouth and throat, confusion, dizziness, headaches and vomiting. In severe poisoning, breathing difficulty, then paralysis, are followed by convulsions and Death from asphyxiation and circulatory failure. However, most victims do recover within 24 hours.
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>Want to read some Sans fanfiction
>Sans saying things like "babe, slut" etc.
>Sans saying "kiddo" during sex scenes
>Sans being OOC as fuck
>Sans being super romantic

Just fucking end me. There might be a lot out there but 99.9% is absolute cringe shit
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>>122087956
>all those toriel scat pics

No regrets
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>>122087702
Oh, you meant lewd ideas.

>implying undyne isn't in lesbians with a lizard

I dunno, I guess she could get turned on after knocking him down while he's all sweaty and musky from training, and she's straddling his chest to keep him pinned. The sight of bara goat dad panting beneath her makes that fish wet.
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>>122087727
well, we don't know why they jumped in mt. ebbot
i guess the reason could be suicide
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>>122088000
trips confirm that generic dialogue during sans lewd is shit
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>>122087956
>scat
Why
Why?
Why can't I just have a sexy goat woman, stop bringing those horrible things up

>>122087872
>just being her friend
if I was sans maybe
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>these 2 discussions going on at the same time
>bloody death shit from buttercups and scat porn
no please
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>>122088013
No scatanon no
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>>122084390
>>122084341
hotdog vendors actually make a lot of money, but it's long hours and a lot of the money goes to licensing and taxes and then there's claiming a good spot

with his time powers, sans would run a hotdog stand empire by himself and live in a mansion
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>>122088102
Good morning, anon. :)
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>>122088104

It's too late to stop me now.
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>>122088102
I guess you could say that this general has really gone down the shitter
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>>122088092
it's hard to draw her weird head

poop shock leads eye away from it
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>>122088023
>I dunno, I guess she could get turned on after knocking him down while he's all sweaty and musky from training
that may have already been drawn
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>>122088000
>No fic where fucking sans and then resetting the timeline only to sex him again for different dialogue throughout the fic

Just fuck my shit up.
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>>122088000
out of all of those I actually could honestly see Sans saying "kiddo" during sex just cause he doesn't give a fuck that that's weird
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>>122085260
>>122086053
You know, I'm really enjoying the idea of Sans being romantically inept.
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>>122088190
Why don't you meet up with catfucker and then never return to this fucking general
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remember to remove cytube from the new thread
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>>122088254
Remember to don't
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I want to write a story that takes place after the post-Mettaton.

You think "Mettaton's fanclub" is more like "giving up your soul to further Emperor Mettaton's cause?"
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>>122088042
>Chara had a beyond shitty life on the surface
>Decides to just end it all by jumping into that bigass hole she found while exploring Mt. Ebott
>Fall somehow doesn't kill her
>Found by goatkid
>Adopted by goat family
>Nice upbringing for some time, but the resentment for humanity is still there
>You know the rest

Just imagine bring Chara in that situation
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>>122088254
Reminder to lick my asshole
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Why do people call the genocide run "No Mercy"?

I got confused by this the first time I tried the run and just killed everything that tried to kill me, I even got to Snowdin thinking I was on a genocide run because I hadn't been using mercy but it became clear it was neutral. Had to look online just to figure out what I actually had to do shat my pants big time when I actually did the run and got to Toriel and then Sans, I still expected it to be like the neutral run.

Also No Mercy's not only confusing as FUCK as a name but there's many enemies you don't even need to use Mercy in order to spare so flexing at Aaron is still No Mercy.

So why the hell do people call the genocide run "No Mercy"?
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>11 comics I want to stitch for you assholes
>all of them are huge
>using ms paint and probably making it way more complicated than it needs to be
>it's taking forever

I hate this
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>>122087695
It could be like the anime that Alphys and Undyne watch, a book or something about Santa falls into the underground in the garbage, and Papyrus instantly likes the idea of a guy who delivers people presents every winter.

As for god, well, every culture ever has come up with a god.
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>>122088337
remember the juice
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>>122088337
>So why the hell do people call the genocide run "No Mercy"?

Autism, like most things in the fandom
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>>122088353
Please stitch my asshole
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>>122088254
how about no
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>>122088337
most people do not and it's stupid fringe terminology, no one tolerates it for exactly that reason
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>>122088337
They don't. PC-sensitive tumblr nerds do.
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>>122088000
>>122088202
>>122088204
I don't mind "kiddo," but any of the negative names feel way wrong coming from Sans. He's not the kind to insult someone he likes.

It's borderline ooc but I like stuff that actually explores Sans liking the reader/someone romantically. Call me a sap, but when it's done right it's fucking cute. The guy's apathetic, sure, but he's lonely too. He'd crumble eventually for someone who only ever showed him tenderness.

>where are the fics of femreader feeding and spoiling Sans rotten, ending with Sans falling asleep in cuddly bliss
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>>122088353
>not using a program to do it automatically
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>>122084626
>max payne 3
All you have is max walking round the underground, lost in his thoughts.
Don't know how frisk will cope in Brazil.
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>>122088353
don't use mspaint
just dont do it seriously
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>>122088436
nigga i can barely use as a computer as it is
do you have suggestions
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>>122088253
I was just observing, the poop shit is crappy
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>>122088337
By Sans I mean the first encounter, my pants were already thrice replaced by the time of the fight.
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>>122088353
Link them and I'll fucking do them in photoshop, don't suffer with goddamn paint
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>>122088427
>tfw I know who you are based on just how you talk about sans
>tfw I come here way too much
>tfw
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>>122088353
Determination, anon.
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New bread's done baking. When should I set it out?

>>122088486
fuck off sans
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>>122088254
Why do you even care mate? Is a link in the OP really triggering you that much? How about we remove the booru and pastebin too while we're at it
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>>122088254
Is this a joke? Are you braindead?
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>>122088254

God, you're such a whiny little bitch aren't you?
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>>122088193
You're really pushing me for ideas for something I don't even ship, anon. But I'll try again, just cause you're nice and, like Undyne, I enjoy a challenge.

Undyne gloats about how she can shove her whole fist into her mouth, Asgore finds it arousing and gets a boner with his huge goat cock. Undyne notices the size, bets she can take that whole thing into her mouth too.

She can.
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>>122088104
Don't blame me for this.

just all those images, but not for this instance
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>>122088194
Would read for sure

>>122088202
Yeah I was more annoyed at a fic where he said it about every single line. And also used the word slut.

>>122088427
I'm okay with exploring romance but a lot of fics I've gone through so far basically make him cry in the arms of the reader about 2 seconds in. If you do it you have to do it well, Sans is a character that smiles during the entire battle he isn't going to break down by asking "howya doing dude"

There need to be more fics where the reader spoils Sans, he went through a rough time and needs some caring.
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>>122088543
>tfw /I/ come here too much
>tfw I suck ass at not being an open fucking book

Let's just keep it between us, okay?
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>>122088023
If you're asking for lewd ideas... while Asgore's congratulating her, she brings out a leather bondage harness and says that, since he got knocked down...

...and then she passes out.

And when she wakes up, she's in the harness.
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>>122088615
>You're really pushing me for ideas for something I don't even ship, anon. But I'll try again, just cause you're nice and, like Undyne, I enjoy a challenge.
no no, sorry anon it's just me
i was just saying i've drawn that
i wasn't the one asking

i might draw something like that anyway
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>>122084626
>Frisk in Killing Floor

Would probably try to befriend the rabid clones before almost dying. Chara would take the wheel from there and play Berzerker.

>Harold Lott in Undertale

Buys out Muffet's bakery business and runs the single most successful corporation in the Underground, despite the absurd amounts of LOVE he has accumulated from fighting Horizine's monstrosities
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>>122088615
Immediately after I read that, I thought of Undyne catching sight of him while her fist is still in her mouth, and being so shocked by sudden arousal that she bites her own hand off.
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>>122088686
Oh, yeah. The comfort fics are almost always a miss. And I don't see the appeal, I can't stand seeing my favourites be sad in the first place.

There's a cute fic out there of reader giving Sans a bubble bath and insisting that they focus on him, but that's all I can think of.
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>>122088419
>>122088597
>>122088604
>>122088605
we already agreed on removing it.
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>come here to see if the game is any good
>it's all MLP tier wanking over waifus and posting images from tumblr

well, I guess that's that then.
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>>122088858

It was 55 to 47 to keep it actually.
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>>122085937
Everyone knows that all shitposters are actually [spoilers]annoying dogs barking into speech-to-text microphones[/spoilers].
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>>122088858
You got a single fact to back that up?
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>>122088858
since when?
that poll?

im pretty sure the majority doesnt care
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>>122088883
https://strawpoll.me/5985717/r
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>>122088858
We never agreed to erase.
>>122088884
BARK BARK
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>>122088867
>judging anything by its fandom

no anon, you are the cancer
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>>122088858
Better check your digits again, m8
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>>122088843
Then she'd get a hook hand, and be just like a pirate!

Someone draw that
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>>122088884
Bark bark.
(I am bad at this. Also, /utg/ is diet /mlp/.)
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>>122088867
Why would you come to a 4chan general thread to get an actual idea of the game?
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>122088867
What did you expect?

Actual game discussion?

It's a 4 hour long game,
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>>122076730
Multiple stab wounds.
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>>122088920
>add both 24
>add cytube 16
>i dont care 16

to a total of 56 votes
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>>122084664
God dammit Anon, I was actually touched by the story until the scat part
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>>122076817
I wanna go dumpster diving.
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>>122088920
>https://strawpoll.me/5985717/r

49 votes to remove
56 votes to keep (Both / CyTube / Don't Care)

Soo... yeah, as I said.

Also, given the number of people actually speaking up in the thread opposed to you, sorry buddy.

Stop getting so triggered over a couple lines of text. You're worse than a feminist
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>>122089023
>counting i don't care
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>>122089064
enjoy green ass crusty poop tail/cheeks
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>>122077049
>Sans is your rival
Finally, somebody gets it.
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>>122089119

That's totally appropriate when having it in the OP is "status quo"
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>>122087463
God I hate this theory.

Sans and Papyrus are just generic Skeleton monsters. That's it. They were born fucking skeletons

All these people going "Sans and Papyrus are the dead humans from before"

Fuck off
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>>122089104
>muh tumblr boogeyman
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>>122076730
sans dakimakura pillow
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>>122089195
>tumblr
>implying feminists only use tumblr
They're on reddit too senpai (^;
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>>122089119
>>122089119
deal with it
puu sh / lbc5W.png
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>>122089223
More like a Toriel Dakimakura
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New thread
>>122089158
>>122089158
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>>122077485
This.

>>122077543
Just as soon as he un-murders those 6 kids.

>>122077609
Why isn't Asgore in jail again?

>>122077660
>that image set
Friendly reminder that in every pic but that one the one being fought is facing to the front.

>>122077687
I prefer curious /ss/ goatmom who wants to help her child with his developing urges.

>>122077724
Undyne's never even fought a human. Fuck off child murderer.

>>122077958
Friendly reminder that Asriel is just Chris-chan with god powers.

>>122078038
Genocide is the one time he has any other expression than -_- so it's great.
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>unironic avatarfagging
this really is /mlp/
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>>122089223
Did that one anon that said they ordered a sans daki and owned a blue glow-in-the-dark dildo get the daki yet and post a picture of them together yet
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>>122077687
>soriel a shit too
I don't get it. There are endings where they move in together and Sans considers her a roommate. There is zero romance in their relationship whatsoever.

>>122078240
>no longer ages thanks to Asriel dying like a retard
>eternal MILF
Thanks goatbro
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>>122089362
>Why isn't Asgore in jail again?
Extraterritorial rights is too powerful
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>>122089158
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>>122078552
Hope you like petals instead.

>>122078920
>Frisk as Chara for Halloween
neat

>>122079380
HE DECLARED AN UNNECESSARY WAR ON HUMANITY
TRAPPED HIS PEOPLE UNDERGROUND FOR FAR LONGER THAN HE NEEDED TO
AND KILLED SIX KIDS
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>>122088849
I don't mind sad stuff but with a character like him you need to do it really well. But they're almost always a miss because people don't write it well at all.

also I'm going to need a link to that fic anon
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>>122089362
>asriel is just chris-chan with god powers
That only applies if Asriel were an adult, though. He was a child, which excuses childlike behaviour.
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>>122079571
>>122079598
You act like she didn't even try to change his mind and leaving wasn't a last resort. Goatdad is dumb as fuck but he's also stubborn to boot. He fumbled is way through killing 6 kids and getting their SOULS, why would he listen to his wife after their kids just got dusted?

>>122079948
>She acts pretty singularly disgusted with Asgore in the pacifist ending
Probably because he's a double serial killer and was about to shove a trident in her new adopted child's face.

>>122079991
He gets to live on the surface and trim hedges at his ex wife's school. Really he should be getting the chair for what he did.

Also at least your goat of choice isn't a soulless flower living alone in a dark cavern.
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>>122089445
But what about if you impregnate her

Would she age then?
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>>122089762
>You act like she didn't even try to change his mind and leaving wasn't a last resort.
Well it's not like you know either, but she left nonetheless and then failed to save anyone anyway.
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>>122089546
But anon, he didn't like doing that so that makes it OK.

Plus Toriel made him cry so she literally just as bad as his child killing, war declaring ways
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>>122089883
You'll think that having the smartest person leaving after make that plan would have made them stop and rethink.
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>>122080405
Probably because he's the only one who KILLED CHILDREN.

>>122080731
Alphys did nothing wrong except for making Flowey. But she couldn't possibly know so I give her a pass.

>>122080787
Basement it is.

>>122081531
>Legalovania

>>122081746
Mixture of Asgorefags (the 5 of them there are anyway), people who want to fug goatmom and people who don't see much in that relationship. I mean all they did is tell fucking puns to each other.

>>122081841
It's not keking if you broke up

>>122083374
>Well, Sans moves in with Toriel if you kill Papyrus
Exactly. And nothing happens. The ship never left dock.

>>122082052
>and helps raise Frisk
That's a genocide. Skeledad worst dad, and I like Sans.

>>122082115
Barafags

>>122082325
>implying they wouldn't make Frisk a black woman

>>122082328
He's stupid and a coward.

>>122082538
Tell him to finish Hard Mode

>>122082775
Alphys didn't kill anyone, she brought them back to life. Literally the opposite of Ass gore.

>>122082794
It's fun and always gets a rise out of 'em. Sometimes I imply Soriel shit just to watch them squirm.
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>>122083220
Kinda like any situation involving Asgore really.

>>122083249
At least they have good taste in goats.

>>122083374
>Now I'm imagining Sans' reactions to Asgore trying to woo Toriel back.
He wouldn't give a fuck. He's got jokes to tell and bad times to give. I mean, he doesn't even have a dick.

>>122087001
>filename
kek someone put his face on top

>>122087062
In the endings where they become roomies I imagine Toriel and Sans getting high as fuck to cope with their problems.
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>>122083680
Threesome with the bunny sisters when?

>>122083686
He can't even have a badass sprite moment without his cape clipping. He is the epitome of fuckups.

>>122083738
>All 8 of them
At least she tried you miserable skeleton fuck. You sat there and did nothing as your own brother was cut down.

>>122083786
>*ASRIEL is judging you for your sins

>>122084224
Undyne's the gym teacher, Alphys is the science teacher (god have mercy) and Papyrus is a chef.

Sans is Sans.

>>122084320
>with 1 HP
What does she say? I thought the lowest you could get was the apology statement.

>>122085937
He'd be the biggest scourge to this website next to the Annoying Dog.

>>122086237
>liking Flowey
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>>122086647
Good ol' True Pacifist. Like if you took all the suffering in the world and gave it to one man.

>>122087282
I want Frisk to teach Papyrus racial epithets and tell him that they're human compliments.
>WHAT IS UP MY NIGGER?

>>122087397
>even keked out of being Santa
Beautiful.

>>122087605
>Sans is asexual
I kinda agree desu. He's got no dick and he's too depressed to do anything, least of all romance.

>>122087635
Monster school, monster traditions.

>>122087967
No wonder he's so pissed at Asriel in genocide. You don't shit your organs out for 24 hours only to have some crybaby faggot kek you out of your plan for revenge.

>>122088000
That's what you get for having a terrible fetish.
>>
>>122088337
remember the 6 octodecillion

>>122089128
Monsters don't shit senpai

>>122089662
He assumed the form of an adult. A very autistic one.

>>122089874
>human
>impregnating a monster
>a goat monster
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>>122091637
Because he thought it looked cool, you dumb shit. Have you never seen a little kid playing pretend?
>>
>>122081531
I just realized how much the world needs a Death by Glamour/Megalovania mashup.
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>>122091637
I mean, there isn't any evidence disproving human x monster relations, so it could be possible.
>>
>>122077376
Source on the Chara pic?
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>>122087397
Santa is a role too big for sans anyway.
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>>122087528
Can someone give me the source? google is not being helpful...
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