Dota 2 General - /d2g/

nth for ppd

>251 Days since the last hero port
Dotards will defend this

3rd for taeyeon~

So how come heroes only say about 60% of their lines?

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Everybody post your face when EG wins the Major

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Who can unknown beat in that group?

>Furthermore, there will be a small change to the group stage schedule. Instead of having all four groups play their games over the course of two days, all eight games of groups A and B will be played out on Friday, followed by the remaining eight group C and D games on Saturday.

This is stupid as fuck why is ESL in charge of this tournament?

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Make me viable again.

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>The official Major website says group stages start on Thursday
>everywhere else says they start on Friday

well which is it?

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>>122063363
Honestly ESL has proven over and over again that they are fucking incompetent. All they are good at is booking an epic xd venue and creating a lot of hype for what turns out to be a mediocre tournament. Why Valve would ever choose them to host a Major is a mystery to me.

>>122063432
god dammit that's such a shitty pic. nowhere as good as SK and Pugna

>>122063432
Alright here me out

>Eye of the storm is now a passive
>Every auto attack creates 1/2/3 strikes
>strikes still go out on (0.7/0.6/0.5) intervals but the most strikes razor can hold is 30
>Dying releases all the strikes at once (The target that landed the finishing blow is given priority, also heroes with the unstable current debuff are also given priority)

xth for dead thread dead game

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>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA

anyone have dotabuff plus here Lol?
what's the winrate/pickrate for earth spirit in chinese servers

>>122064240
>vacuum all the farm
>get caught out and feed rapier
>somehow ur team that is gold starved is at fault

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>still cant play dota on an xbox

seriously? why the fuck not, halflife is on there.

>>122063519
https://instagram.com/p/98PA_IEdBM/

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REMINDER:
IT HAS BEEN 9 MONTHS
9
M O N T H S
O
N
T
H
S

SINCE THE LAST FUCKING HERO

>>122064371
XD

>>122064454
Winter got BREEDED

Now she'll give birth to her NEED to BREED

>>122064240
>whole dire team did 1k tower damage despite having even kills with radiant
this is not fantasy team deathmatch m8
i also think that you wasted 3k gold on shadowblade with riki on your team

>>122064454
Who gives a shit? There are plenty of heroes which no one ever plays already.

>>122064517
i didnt buy shadowblade

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>>122063825
Here have the one for best bird

>>122064454
it's a beta senpai

>>122064454
reminder that oracle is still hot garbage and ES still not balanced for CM

and people want pitlord, lmao that hero is SHIT

>>122064681
I wish the egg actually did as much damage as implied in that image

>>122064454
what if this is actually a valve employee?

We all know pitlord is coming within the next update but valve is killing two birds with one stone. First they bring up the issue that they haven't been doing shit and then they release pitlord and everyone on reddit says we did it.

Honestly I don't even give a fuck about pitlord or arc warden, I'm more interested in hero reworks.

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I just want to fight. Which hero is the best at starting a fight.

senpai you there?

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>>122065172
Bara

>>122065172
Enigga

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CAN HE BE VIABLE PLEASE

so how will chillyFroggy make Centaur viable next patch?


and will Lifestealer get a remake?

WHY THE FUCK CANT THIS MMR SHIT JUST GIVE ME VERY HIGH SKILL
ALWAYS HIGH OR VERY HIGH

I WANT TO GO RANKED NOW

>>122065406
Lifestealer just need his open wound range nerf reverted

>>122065381
whats the best invoker set?

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>>122065650

You gotta mix and match with this dude, but it's mostly the same set.

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>tfw asian crush
Can someone post fwosh pls

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>beesa queueing with ephey and justin
nice

>>122065529
Icefrog hates reverting nerfs so this is probably out of question.

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>>122065810

>fwosh will NEVER be your gf

It sucks because it's actually feasible, we both live in NYC.

>>122065946
and so do 20 million other people xd

>>122065946
why would you want to date used goods?

insecure much?

>>122065975

You fuckin' baiting me retard? There's a distinct difference between crushing on someone that lives in your area than on the other side of the world.

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>>122065810
baka dude

>>122066135
Wow nice teeth babe

>>122066057
Except we know you're fantasizing, and YOU know you're fantasizing
She could be down the block and you'd still be too beta to do shit

>>122066050
fwosh is literally the ideal woman in every way tbqf

>>122066336

Mostly cause it'd be difficult to meet her organically.

>Hey you're that streamer!

Awful AWFUL was to break the ice.

>>122066492
Just go and rape her dude

>Fwosh talking about her DFC on stream

THE LUST INCREASES

>>122066492
>I think I recognize you. Are you fwosh?
>Yeah thats me.
>Your stream is great! Can I take a picture with you?
>[she nods while smiling]

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he's right you know

>>122066851

>Take picture
>Haha thanks

Yeah, I'm beta. Asking to do something here feels way to direct and expected.

Dammit man

>best carry: c9.ritsu
>best offlaner: universe
>best mid: sumail
>best captain/support 1437
>best female streamer: ephey
why are brown people so good at dota

>>122065846
>all that makeup
>constantly conscious about how she looks on cam
>still not attractive
At least she's 5k, or she'd be at 10 viewers like all the other grill streamers

>>122066990
The secret is to act like you're attracted. You know, because that's how people know you're attracted to them.

Consider the following: To get items you must attack creeps. Thus to attract girls you must talk to them.

>>122067136
she's more attractive than any other 5k mmr girl streamers at least
insils gets like 30 viewers tops

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>>122065946
are you white? You have a chance

>>122067243

How do I do that? I was sheltered during middle and high school so I have no idea on any of this shit

>>122067292

Nah, but all I seem to get looks from is asian girls despite this. Virtually invisible to any other type.

top female streamers:
1. pc cold 6k
2. ephey, 5.3k
3. insils 5.1k
4. autodestruction/svetlana 5k
5. bububu 4.8k

>>122066884
6:00 PM Thursday, in London, UK is
10:00 AM Thursday, Pacific Time (PT)


4:00 AM Thursday, in Washington, DC is
10:00 AM Thursday, in Germany


wait a minute

it's almost

as if

they

start

at

10am

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>>122067436

PC cold streams?

WHERE.

>>122067381
All languages share 3 ideas in common. Subjects, verbs, objects. Thats it.

Talk about a subject verbing an object.

"I ate pie. I think the pie was shit."

Don't go into extensive details when talking. Just state things. Turns out speaking with confidence is attractive to girls.

Just talk about subjects verbing objects, subjects that verbed objects, and how subjects are verbing objects.

Thats how you talk.

Who is the one hero you hate having on your team the most? For me it's Slark. Such a shit laner who rarely snowballs. Always deadweight.

>>122067671
Pudge, no need to explain

>>122067553
There's no reason they couldn't have picked a time to accommodate yuro and NA viewers better. Like shit even if it starting at 7 or 8 AM EST that would be a shitton better than 4:30 AM.

>>122067671

Tinker is auto lose or free win depending on what team he's on

>>122067656

Eh, I know how to talk since I work retail, I simply need to stop being a bitch. Thanks anon.

>>122067614
douyu

>>122067756
>There's no reason they couldn't have picked a time to accommodate yuro and NA viewers better
Hey players why don't we just start the games two hours later so you can go finish your games at midnight

are you retarded bro?

>>122067780
What the shit. Yeah then you should know that just talking and looking a girl in the eyes is enough.

Don't think about what people see when they look at you.

Is fwosh a virgin?

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EE is

[_] our guy

[X] not our guy

[_] patrician

[X] a tasteless mong

>>122067951
not for much longer

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>>122068007
>Evangelion
>good

>>122067436
>a girl has higher mmr than me

Should I kill myself?

>>122067901
>Don't think about what people see when they look at you.

That's a good tip, now that I think about it, direct eye contact with qts while on the job is almost always positive.

Well I'll be damned, some nice constructive life advice on fucking /d2g/ of all places

>>122067951

>above average asian girl
>virgin

Lamo

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Post your favourite

int
Str
Agi

heroes

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>>122068071
>eva
>bad

>>122068132

>Int
Invoker
>Str
Chaos Knight
>Agi
Templar Assassin

>>122068079
no matter what you do
there will probably be at least 1 woman that is better than you at it

>>122068314
There's no woman on earth better than me at being a virgin.

>>122068314

I'm king at touching myself.

>>122068132
ancient app or lina
tide
slark

Most of my favorites are int actually.

>>122066884
>how come the Earth is geoid-shaped and not flat

>>122068132
Ogre
Earth
Faceless

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>EE rated clannad 10/10
>implying not our guy
>inb4 retard thinks clannad is bad

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>>122068383

>>122068450
Earth-what?

Earth-what?

>>122068550
Earth

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>>122068540
MY EYES

>>122068132
Rubick
Earth Spirit
Meepo

If Broxy can get to 6k just playing Techies, why can't YOU dotards?
>time to play techies and ruin 9 other peoples game

>>122068786

Techies got gutted though

>>122068524
It's not bad, but dragonball was already out there beforehand. They didn't even have to find any dragonballs, fucking stupid.

The relationship stuff was ok though.

>>122068132
Magi
Shaker
Void

>>122068845
The dad-son relationship was fucking great. I think there was romance too or something.

>tfw frankfurt wont have a waifu panel with sheever bubu and fwosh
>tfw I have to listen to sniff marleys 3k analysis

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hey guys, i made an epic fresh and spicy meme


pls uplike on 9gag

>>122069058
>sniff marleys 3k analysis
zyori is designated off-site "talent". he has been effectively banned from appearing on-site.

Pudge + OD is the most cancerous lane I have ever had the displeasure of laning against.

Literally what the fuck are you supposed to do in this situation? OD hits like a truck, turns your tiny mana pool into literally no mana, never runs out of mana, and Pudge does Pudge shit you can't avoid because of OD being a bastard.

Even if you go Nyx he's just gonna steal all your mana so you can't even use your abilities, and trying to gank these guys is fucking impossible. I just see no possible way to win lane against this guy.
In a game where mana is limited he just fucks the rules sideways and does what he likes.

>tired of trench tier

>pick n[Ature's profit


retards literally cant handle strong and consistent split push. especially since trench hero favorites almost always specialize in solo target damage.

>>122069154
LOL

>>122069392
have you tried manfighting him

od is complete dogshit in any duel lane

>>122069553
Not when he's giving his buddy infinite mana.

>>122069392
>and Pudge does Pudge shit

Damn that was funny.

Veno+Undying is worse imo

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>>122069553
>when OD passive procs

>while playing as aghs skywrath

>>122066329
>nice teeth
>implying her teeth aren't cute af(as fuck)
Shit taste.

>>122069553
You can't with Pudge there. Or anyone with a stun really, because as soon as you try to go in he's going to rift one of you and then it's a 2v1 and you get gangbanged. After 3 seconds when the one guy is at 3hp the second guy gets to get gangbanged.

Not to mention at what point can you go on the offensive?

OD rifts you, then Pudge positions for a hook you can't avoid. It's a fucking nightmare. I can't even describe the amount of chemo I'm having to go through after that cancer.

where did the fluff memes come from
he is pretty chill guy

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>>122066050
>not wanting to drink singsongpingpong's cum out of fwoshy-chans distended asshole

>>122069392
Lanes like these are why trilanes were invented

>>122069971
x(u)=2+2

so what channel do you guys shit up since /vg/ is gone?

>>122070143
/d2g/

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Soe is one of the weirdest chicks I've ever seen, see looks like a porcelain doll

>>122070243
I wanna fill her tummy with cummies

>>122070243
makeup magic

>>122069932
Just leave your lane and farm the jungle.

Then win the game because OD and Pudge are both shit heroes.

>>122070243
it looks like plaster on her face holy shit

Fucking smurfs. How am I actually supposed to get about 1.3K when everyone on the enemy team is a level 0 steam account with no friends and less than 100 hours into the game. Every single ranked game I play, all my teammates belong in my shitty bracket but 2-3 of the enemies are always smurfs. I cannot fucking stand this, it's literally not fair

>>122069408
This is untrue. I'm in the shitter bracket and every single time I get counter picked, ganked, and dusted. It doesn't work

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>wake the fuck up
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>instalock fotm
>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>lose
>win
>win
>lose
>win
>sleep
>repeat because forced 50 has it out for me after a really good doom spamming
Just kill me tbqhwyf f a m b o y s f a m
I need 6.86 and I need it now so I can cuc k some more mmr out of valvoline's broken system

>>122068132
jakiro
bristleback
nyx

>>122070797
If you're paranoid about forced 50 so much play ranked games faggot. Or are you one of those braindead retards who thinks ranked games with visible player and average MMR is also somehow forced?

>>122070797
>UK has designated shitting chimneys

>>122068132
Invoker
Bristleback
Void

>tfw bristle has been my favorite hero for almost a decade but pros never looked at him for some reason

>>122071138
._.

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>Ephey is 5.4k and only started playing a year ago

lol holy shit what's your excuse 4k retards baka

>>122071283
one of the big reasons I loved MVP.P in TI5 was their bristleback picks.

>>122071362
I don't play 5+ hours a day.

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>>122069154

>>122071362
Not lucky enough to be born talented

Is PA stronger than Alchemist?

>>122071362

It's so fucking funny every time she flames her 4k teammates. I'm in love bros.

>>122065946
>wanting some unfunny and untalented cunt for a gf

retard

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>Hard carries that rush dom and have no way to kill stacks easy
>Hard carries that save for big items when starting to lose
>Specters that ALWAYS rush rad no matter what

>>122071586
PA can definitely manfight better with ~equal farm, but you aren't going to get equal farm vs alch.

>>122071362
I started playing about two months ago, it's not a complicated game

Learning last hitting/positioning/situational stuff doesn't take that long if you just play a few matches a day and watch some streamers

>>122071586
Alch can farm up an MKB in about 4 minutes when he's got his farming item, then a basher/AC/whatever and just destroy the vastly underfarmed PA

>>122071790
>A bunch of people on my team instantly random hard carries
>The PA is always a fucking retard
>Never ever seen a good one, even people who pick them and seem to know what they're doing
>Always tunnel vision the battlefury and have it finished by 45 minutes on average, if we haven't lost by then
>Only ever feed constantly
>Some build HoTD before battlefury or even boots
What the fuck, is this the new tutorial hero or something, why have I never seen a good or even not-brain dead one

rip andy salad

>>122070797
>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed.

Erm. Okay?

>>122071586
Depends.
>pre 30 minutes
Yes
>post 40 minutes
Not if PA's been farming. Even if he has a MkB she just throws out far more dps and his +100hp a second is useless when she's dealing 2k damage a second. He can just get a Blademail, but then PA can just grab a BkB and kill his ass dead.

>>122072162
Fuck, at least BF is better then rushing a dom on PA. I'm sick of seeing PAs rush Dom then wonder why they aren't relevant.

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>>122072331
If you're 40 minutes in as alch and haven't completely shut down their late carries then something in wrong

>>122072418
My problem is that they have no idea whatsoever how to last hit, farm or do anything at all, but still tunnel vision a farming item. Even when they get it they then build a helm (guide said to), never stack and never farm anyway

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>tfw have an enchanted forest to settle

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>>122072418
Fuck thats the worst, because you gotta sit there and watch this shit knowing you could do better.

I normally run BF into Skull and work on pushing/teamfights. I rush BoTs when the other team has NP though. Free kills/farm all day until he gets a blink

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>>122072667
how the fuck

do u have any disabilities

how can u be so awful a t this game

>>122072667
>1k mmr
>builds look normal.
thfuck

Is octacore refresher aghs legit on furion ?

>>122072729
meant to be at
>>122072489

>>122072846
no

>>122073080
Then what is the ultimate rat build ?

>>122073117
Teamplay

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>>122065810
from one of her streams

>>122073551
waffak

>>122073551
holy SHIT no way

>>122071362
>party mmr
dude who even CARES haha

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>>122073551
another from the same stream

>>122070027
sigh...

*unzips*

>get farm early game
>shut down carries early game
>farm like crazy
>enemy carry out farms you despite having a shit lane phase

HOW? Same creep last hits same GPM.

>>122074117
maybe you died on insane streaks?

>>122074182
Same GPM senpai it makes no sense. And worse it keeps happening. Like this one game we didn't pick any stuns and they counter picked ursa.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNZbRLcS4c
So it's confirmed that Kotlguy is a legit autist.

>>122074449
Yea basically

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>tfw you get all the jungles to yourself

>>122074485
On second though, I should've expected it since he was a tap-dancing weirdo.

>>122074449
I just don't understand what people see in this guy

No skill no talent and he's not even funny

Well he does looks good but thats it

>>122074449
>shipping merlini off to the other hotel
;_;

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>medusa jungle

cant believe someone out there decided to go try this in my game

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>>122074567
>Well he does looks good but thats it
He looks like a dork with a beard

>>122074449
Kotlguy doesn't look like he wants to be where he is most of the time it kinda feels like someone just wandered on to a twitch stream and started casting NEL games and got a job offer OVER MAUT. Like wtf man. How does that even happen.

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>>122074698
Did it work?

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>>122074931
meh

>>122074698
Did they even do the thing where they cut a swathe through the trees near the ancient stacks and simply kill them over and over, or did they actually try to jungle normally

>>122075087
they didn't go ancients

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>>122075050
Well at least you know to not let Medusa jungle next time.

>>122075050
>Three bfuries and a daedalus on ember

Why do people refuse to get a single EHP item on him before your second or third battlefury. A skadi would work great, slows their whole team with sleight of fist and gives a lot of health/mana, or even something like an AC, instead of this ultra glass canon taht just gets taunted by axe/nuked by zeus/stunned by earth faggot

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>>122073832
>>122073551
>SingSing picked Arise over this
whyyy

>>122075331
i guess we know why ee did the picks now heheh

>>122075331
sing is gay desu

>>122075331
>picked Arise

Wat.

>>122074449
>the way he slides onto the bed

c-cute

http://dreamhack.se/dhw15/2015/11/12/dreamhack-change-ownership/

ITS HAPPENING

which carries are like anti mage

>>122074698
I know who you are :3

>>122075907
necrophos

>>122075907
try out anti mage

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Have you guys ever played a match where you don't even feel good after winning because your teammates were such faggots they didn't deserve to get carried by you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5DW3SP19mQ

>>122075921
he needs too much farm I want someone that can get tons of gpm or start wrecking kids after 1 item

>>122076181
I feel good when I carry shitter

I only feel like shit if I feed but somehow my team carried me to victory

>>122076201
radiance wraith king is what you are looking for senpai

>>122075740
What does it all mean and why should I care?

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DEAD

>>122076368
Everyone relevant is at Frankfurt anon

>>122076368
aui is streaming!

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Hi guys...

>>122076309
I know you're trolling that guy but Radiance Blademail Mjollnir WK is actually legit.

>>122076895
Sounds like an anti-PL build, just add magic stick to it and Aghs if you cant push it at the right time.

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How do we fix /esports/?

>>122077019
Tы чe тyт pacкpывaeшь ceкpeтныe пaпичбилды пиндocaм? Бeздyхoвный блять

>>122077184
Casualize it to appeal to the lowest common denomimator.

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Expect me.

>>Not watching numeta

>>122072162
>pick pa
>15% chance to do damage
>0 hp
>only spell is dagger
>melee hero that has no way to engage in fights outside of a blink that doesn't work on magic immune enemies
>meanwhile all the real carries have spells and something to make them scale well
You could just pick any other hero and do better.

What are the odds of Ritsu getting booed onstage at Frankfurt?

>>122077213
Кaкиe нaхyй ceкpeтныe? Кaк eмy aгaним ввeли yжe oбcyждaли. Пpocтo нeпoпyляpныe пoкa.

>>122075907
PL is basically bad antimage.

>>122077406
Я пoмню пpoтив пaпичa был cлeшep и зa нeгo кaкoй-тo eщe cтpимep.
Bce yдивилиcь и cпpaшивaли кaк этo paбoтaeт

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Hey dotards, I'm bored again so can do up some more qt dota steam display pics for anyone interested.

These are the ones I've done up so far.

Just ask for hero.

yo google isnt yielding results, can someone post that picture of what lodas hair looks like without a hat? its important. thanks in advance

>>122077405
not everyone goes to reddit

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>purge is a bernie kek

>>122077559

can you do dazzle

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/d2g/ tell me what went right

>>122077606
Welp gotta unfollow purge.

>>122077764
BUILD A WALL

>>122077606
FUCKING BERNIEYFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>122065461
Why do you need unranked vhs to play ranked?

>>122077871
do it too early and get calibrated at 2k
its a hellish experience to climb up from there

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When are Secret playing?

Need to laugh at them choking every match at a serious LAN with good teams.

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>>122077667

>>122077996

fucking dank dude

Blogpost incoming, help me understand this /d2g/

For the past 4 weeks I've played dota 2 between 8 and 14 hours a day. While not playing I've spent most of my time watching player streams, tournaments and guides. In this time I haven't improved at the game at all.

I started as a 4.5k player, and ended as a 4.5k player, and I just don't know why. I've always been a fast learner, no matter what it is I do. In other games that I've played I've gained considerable amounts of skill just by playing, without putting in any extra effort.

Most notable example of this is starcraft 2, where I could tell each day how much I improved. I got faster, I learned new strategies, multitasking and microing all got easier every game. In dota 2 I've seen nothing like this.

Where the fuck did I go wrong?

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/3193244/

>>122078070
yeah im not reading this blogpost
5 decides which blog i read

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If these lazy fuckers don't release new heroes soon I'm seriously considering moving to LoL

>>122078215
At some point they literally have to stop adding heroes though, what will you do then? Quit even if the game is thriving because there aren't new dudes to play?

>>122078215
Okay bye im having fun picking my free win hero.

>>122078195
read mine

>>122078070

1. you play wayyy too much dota, thats not gonna help

2. you play supports based around not letting your fellow retards die and to be completely real unless you want to grind like this forever you have to carry the team (mid/safe), its the fastest way at your mmr.

Dota is a very low mechanically skilled game, most important thing to do in pubs at higher mmr is learn to do smoke ganks properly and hope your team goes with you.

>>122078215
>they don't release FREE heroes any more so I'll move over there to pay for those new heroes

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>get a crit on a hit that would've killed anyways

>>122078416
post tummy

>>122078070
Try playing a different role. Maybe supporting is not for you.

>>122078070
>plays only supports

I don't know how to break this to you but good carries win games, not supports.

Learn to carry.

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I'm Showing my friendo D2G please post your best memes

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>MAJOR IN 24 HOURS

>almost 10 MONTHS since the last hero was released

Explain it dotards

>>122078070
I would probably say you're getting caught out/suiciding initiating too often or when it's unwarranted. I might even go as far to say you aren't being active enough early game. It's hard to really say without actually watching a replay, but I'm just guessing based on high deaths/low assists.

>>122078729
>Earth Spirit has been out for 2 years
>still not in CM

Lmao I can't believe Icefraud thinks the whole meta will come crashing down if he gets put into CM.

Why does he just test this shit, same with Oracle.

>>122078806
Earth Cancer is legitimately broken as fuck though

>>122078687
No memes here sorry.

>>122078215
>status gold

wut

>>122078406
I would rather pay than have no contents or having to pay for virtual fucking hats.

>>122078389
In other games I've noticed that more time spent playing directly results in better results. Korean sc2 players use similiar schedules as I did. Maybe its because like you said, its not a very mechanical game.

>>122078463
>>122078474
I would have already made the switch, but people are always fighting over mid and carry roles. I thought if I just get really good at supporting I can win games that way.

>>122078741
You might be on to something. I used to play much more aggressive style early game, but all the guides and what not told me to consistently babysit safe lane, stack, pull and ward over anything. I became a much more passive support than I was.

Thanks for replies all

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>TFW WAGE SLAVE

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>>122078687
>Maxes SoF first

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Toby Dawson @TobiWanDOTA
Chinese, Russian and English coverage will be live side by side at the @DOTA2 major

>>122079026
>I thought if I just get really good at supporting I can win games that way.

Just doesn't work.

Creating space for your carry doesn't automatically make them good at CSing, decision making and farm rate.

I've won a lot more games from having good carries and shit supports than vice versa.

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>>122077606
not even remotely surprised, purge, blitz and hotbid are all male "feminists"

>>122079026

Exactly, something like sc2 can benefit from playtime because its so much harder mechanically, dota is veryyy simple to play. To give you reference I'm just above your mmr (4.9k) and I barely play, I watch more dota than I play.

Anyone play any 10v10? Looking for some unique fun/good hero suggestions that aren't the typical shitter picks like zeus/AA/undying etc.

>>122079212
Kunkka storm

>>122079212
earthshaker or broodmama

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>>122079057
>one tents gets hyped
>riuns the other tents coverage

amazing

>>122079052
>be wage slave
>it broke the life strangling hold videogames had over me
>can now enjoy videogames as the hobby it should be
>making friends to play these game with.

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO FUCKED FOR FRANKFURT. FUCKKK

>>122077606
wtf is a bernie?

>following something means you are part of it
>can be following it for shits and giggles

what if there was an anti-crit ability/debuff?
a chance to deal x% damage on attack, where x is between 1 and 99

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>>122079320
>not following any other candidates
this purge fangay in denial baka desu

>>122079469
Candidates for what?

>>122079530
are you fucking retarded

I'm voting for Trump just because /pol/ told me to.

>>122079212
Anything with octarine + blademail is dank

did any one else know arteezy's your son is the main villian in fallout 4

>>122079546
How about fucking answer me you cunt, i don't watch the news, i spend my time either playing games or working at the beach

>>122079558
build wall paco

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Can someone post that alchemist offlane guide

I will post tummy in return

>6 hour old thread
>250 posts

Why do we still have a thread again?

>>122079647
dont die
leech xp
blame team for loss even though your underfarmed and underleveled ass did nothing in that game

fnatic will disband

>>122079920
when will trixi find a good team

>>122079735
To prove we aren't as dead as Overwatch.

>>122079920
best thing ever happened to n0tail

>>122064617

>There's plenty of heroes which no one plays every anyway!

Because they're shit and/or useless.

>>122078070
supporting is a sure way to lose in memeback patch, being a good support nets you like 55% winrate

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Why aren't players like this banned?

>>122080196
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DESERT THEME WORLD PACK

WHAT THE FUCK

>>122080378
if you banned for being bad everyone would be banned

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Uh Kevin....You really fucked up there haha...

>>122080539
hehe relax kyle i almost got my midas and...

>>122080539
what do you call this hair style again?

>>122080378
>right click Nyx

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS IS META.

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>>122080579
Haha why didn't you call miss Kevin...YOU KNEW HE WAS FUCKING MISSING AND YOU DIDN'T CALL SS.

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>no good streamers cause major
>open aui's stream
>ask in chat about how he's streaming, shouldn't he be traveling with EG?
>other people start asking if ppd/eg kicked him
>aui looks at side screen
>suddenly smile disappears

>>122080630
The Zangief

>>122080676
vendetta cooldown: 50
vendetta duration: 60
vendetta damage: 550

LITERALLY 1100 PHYSICAL DAMAGE

>>122080693
someone said if you open up Aui's stream you can hear a shout which says top 2 na

confirm?

>>122080693
wow your such a jerk

>>122080692
fuck off kyle you feed everygame and i carry you anyway. your back seat 0 impact play didn't change anything last game and it wont change anything this game

im sick and fucking tired of your shit

Is Aui abandoning us for SC?

>>122081363
both dead games doenst matter

>>122081360
luna

>>122081360
viper

>>122081360
abaddon

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>>122081360
huskar

>>122077606
based as fuck purge on the right side of history

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>>122081513
>>122081517
>>122081554
>>122081574

>>122079627
It's just politics in some third world country

>>122081607
kek

>a lot of people said Phoenix is OP
>gets buffed
>hasn't been picked for 2 patches in a row now
ok

>>122081574
adelaide?

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>>122081852
yes?

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>>122081574
>>122081891
how have you not been banned yet
fuck it i guess this thread is just a good excuse to post anime

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Statsman Bruno @StatsmanBruno
Someone is confident :)

>>122080676
right click.
because of deso on nyx. are you really this new and bad?

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If you can't think of anything good to pick, I'm always here.
Try maxing corrosive skin first for maximum shits and giggles.

>>122071362
>that webm
>swedes get born with the best genetics on earth, tall, white, blonde hair, blue eyes, handsome, and can build mass/muscle

>become effeminate faggots who let their women stolen by immigrants

At first you think it's just a meme but then you see Loda with Kelly, and Akke's obligatory diversity quota post.

JUST

No wonder zai hates Sweden.

Is zai the only non-kuck swede in the pro dota scene?

>>122081965
that's what the chinese pro players do for maximum nuisance

>>122071362
theres no way somebody isnt manipulating society to kill white race

THERES NO FUCKING WAY

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>>122082083
Can you blame them? It's really, really good against popular melees this patch, or any patch really
>get snowballed/icewalled
>tusk bunches
>Q click him once
>suddenly slowed to death and cant finish the job of killing you

>>122079302
WHERE U FROMFAM?

HOW DID YOU CONVERT ALL THE TIMELINES

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REMINDER

20 HOURS LEFT

I REPEAT

20 HOURS LEFT

THE FIRST LAN FOR NoTAIL

IS HAPPENING

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does aui browse d2g?

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eg is going to win without dropping a single game

screencap this

>>122082296
he is the adelaide poster

>>122082329
EG with RTZ is shit

>>122082387
>giraffe dota

lmao, they need artheezy back on mid and fear and carry. find some new kek support

>>122082268
>implying the implication that bigfaggy nolans is going to get a lan

>>122082363
source?

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>>122082329

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Pick me

>literally no girl at Majors

Is Icefrog one of us?

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>>122082586
Can't unless volvo makes his stun un-purgable with abaddon's shield, or removes shadow demon from the fucking game.
Similar situation to pic related

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>get 4 stack
>carry them thru early game, create space as support, give tinker 2 min bottle on mid, sven was solo farming
>they actually dont suck dick
>win
Fucking easy

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>>122082458
>giraffe dota

what

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>mfw safelane farming bloodseeker builds force staff

what the fuck is an adelaide?