/utg/ - Undertale General

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It's not the red hair.
It's not the blue skin.
It's not that she's super /fit/.

The thing that's most attractive about Undyne?

Natural eyeshadow.

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Reminder that while Papyrus may innocent and pure, he's far from stupid.

For all we know he could be less pure than we think - he's just polite about it

>>121896996
Oh no, he is stupid. He's really stupid. But he's a great person, and that's what matters.

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SUDDENLY, ASIREL!

>>121896098
Those GameFAQs polls are shit anyway. It seems they purposely put underdog indies against all the AAA games.

Somebody please draw Asgore trying to learn how to use a computer.

Bonus points for not taking the easy route and making a porn joke.

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>mfw sans battle for the first time

>>121896098
>Mass Effect 3 winning despite the massive outcry from that ending

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I just love watching Papyrus react to puns

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>>121899076
it's mostly casuals who vote in these polls anyway

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does anyone know if any of the voice anons will be back?

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Post YFW
>Hard mode as determined versions of all bosses past Toriel.

http://dogs.are.the.most.moe/

Just gonna leave this here. Have fun. (Though I'll clarify that I didn't make this.)

>>121902062
>your boo
>not napstablook or Mettaton

Do you think Asgore will ever love again?

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Mejic, you beast.

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Ooga booga where the white goats at?

Frisk / chara lewds
contains a single asriel
http://imgur.com/a/SEcn4
>>121910962
fuck, time to add to my collection. gonna be a bitch to re upload this

>>121911137
I want to be college roommates with Asriel and Monster Kid

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>>121896098
>artistic integrity 3
>better than undertale
>better than anything for thst matter

what the fuck is this shit OP

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Reposting the update to my Alphys/Frisk shota funtime story for those of you who haven't seen it and for pastebin anon link replacement.

http://pastebin.com/P88CeUf8

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>>121911137
Right here

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>>121897413
gamefaqs are the most cancerous, troll infested gaming forums I've ever seen. I would be willing to bet they voted on ME3 on purpose just to generate this lulzy image

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>>121896098
Link to the poll?

Also taking requests while I write the Massage fic

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>>121897095

Boop that snoot!

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reminder not to sexualize, slander, bully, or otherwise harm the goats

the same goes for the skeletons you sick fucks

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Was toby really making what he loved, or is he the most brilliant marketer of our time? So many different sections of internet idiots appealed to at once, it's insane. Stupid memers, progressive tumblrites, furries...the list goes on.

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>>121896819
For me it's her fierce, excited and kind of silly personality and her genuine desire to see the people closest to her be happy and protected, even at her own expense, combined with her sweet, comforting side for those that need help the most.

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would doomguy do a pacifist run?
ACT AND SPARE

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>tfw Toriel isn't real

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Reposting serious goatdad.
Color later cause I'm a lazy fuck and currently covering another project event.

>>121911402
obligatory sans burrito

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>>121911420
SEXUALIZE THE SKELETONS?
DONE AND DONE!

>>121911402
Asriel and Frisk auctioned or public use.

You are given a chance to live in Undertale. However, your favorite character becomes periodically possessed by an overwhelming urge to murder you.

Do you accept?

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post more like this

>>121911250
Half of those polls are unfair. It's "Popular Casual Game Everyone and their Mom Knows" vs. "I Didn't Know This Existed Until Now"

>>121911526
Asgore already wants to murder me, so it works out fine.

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>>121911318
What a queerdo

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>>121911473
But the impact she left on me is, so that's good enough, for me at least.

>>121911526
Yes

Chara's already trying to murder me. I'll get him first. For everyone's smiles.

>>121911526
Asgore, huh? He's too much of a softie to do it, and even if he did, as a human I could beat him in one hit.

>>121911518
this

>>121911463
The whole thing would basically be a therapeutic vacation from all the gut-tearing.

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Any art of her?

y
The minor NPCs are all so great, yet they barely get any love.

>>121896819
>>121911445
You think Alphys might be into a threesome? You think her self-depreciation has made her a kekquean?

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>>121911526
>Undyne
I'm very okay with this Her wanting to kill me only makes me harder

>>121911526
>asriel
>this means either flowey is trying to kill me or asriel has come back to life but has to live with occasional murderous thoughts
I don't know which is worse.

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>>121911526

>tie the goats hands up
>all it can do is kick me when he gets possessed by the murderous urge
>the violent fit becomes a invitation to purge his desire for murder out of him with my dick

I can see it being an interesting experience.

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>>121911526
That's kind of hot.
I want to get rammed into every wall by him

>>121911526
sans / undyne
FUCK NO. i wouldn't do it anyways but jesus christ.

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>>121911679

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This thread needs more best character.

>>121897095
Plants
Can't
Talk
Dummy

>>121909049
Eh, don't count on it.

Hey >>121910452 this guy here
Still looking for your emotional stuff with this game.

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>>121911679
She is definitely a repressed slut. Just give her a good hard dicking and she'll be humping anything that moves in no time.

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I love Sans

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>>121911678

>>121911526
>Papyrus trying to murder me
We already know how that turns out

>>121896819
>not her sharp teeth
How can you say you love her if you won't even let her draw blood?

>>121911731
I mean, what could Flowey do? You're more determined so you could step on him and never have to deal with his shit again.

>>121911578
>you will never sniff his little tail

>>121911787
*Comfort him

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>>121911678
I want more /u/ndertale with them.

>>121911526
I think Flowey would want to murder me either way. Not a big deal.

>>121911473
I love seagulls

>>121896098
Friendly reminder that goatmom says fuckwords.

>>121911420
Huh. You think it'd go over well if Toriel found out that weeblizard brought her son back from the dead ala Frankstein and imprisoned him soulless in a tiny flower for all eternity?

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>>121911825
>Laying down on top of Undyne
>in the middle of a movie
>she gently takes one of your hands and brings it up to her face
>bites a finger
>starts sucking on it for the blood

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>>121911496

>>121911518
I can't draw lewds

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>>121911793
I love Sans too.

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>dont you have anything better to do?

>>121911526
>Flowey
Nothing changes, sign me the fuck up

>>121911914
Can't, or won't?

>>121911793

here comes a special boy

>>121911526
That's basically what Waterfall already is so, yeah, sure. Besides, even if I can't SAVE adults probably have way better stats than kids.

>>121911912
>Laying down on top of undyne
>for the length of half of a movie
That seems uncomfortable

>>121911914
WOO! thanks anon!

>>121912026
Stats are decided by murderous intent

>>121912034
You ever heard of spooning?
Besides it gives Undyne better access to Y O U R
N E C K

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If LOVE is how desensitized to violence you are, what Lv. would you be?

>>121911985
Watch you turn back into a flower so I can live happily on the surface with your parents doing everything you couldn't, faggot.

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>>121911441

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>>121912034
You think she'd let you be the one below? She's the dominant one in this relationship.

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>>121912004
I can't. Anatomy is the Bane of my existence. The closest to lewd I made was a drawing of Asriel's back I did on paper. Maybe when I get a drawing tablet I'll try but until then you're stuck with shitty mspaint stuff.

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>>121911526
>Mettaton
good thing that's my fetish

>>121912161
2

>>121912161
The violence of others, Lv 3 or 4.
My own violence? Lv 1

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>>121911985
Sadly no

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>>121911703
Filling in for thumbnail-kun:
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>>121911793
I love him too.

>>121912161
3 I guess

>>121912067
I'm talking about base stats without gaining any LOVE.

>>121912161
I dunno. How would we categorize levels of desensitization? If 1 is pussy flowerchild and 20 is Satan, what's the in between?

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>>121911678
Librarby ladies get no love

>>121911526
If an angry little gook child with a fake knife can overpower the entirety of monsterdom, I think I can handle anything.

>>121912161
Lv 1

I'm a complete pacifist IRL. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

>>121896098
>ME3

...but that game was fucking cyanide. what is this?

>>121911797
No exceptions.
He'd probably be shaking as he gently puts those skeleton hands around your neck, looking at you with confusion and fear at what he's doing as he squeezes just a bit harder; your eyes daring him, pushing him, not believing he could.

Yet in the next moment you're choking for air as he cries, screaming that he 'doesn't want to do this but he has to but he doesn't want to' while falling to his knees, bringing you down with him.

He just wouldn't understand why.

Why he's obsessed with wanting to kill you.

>>121912161
Probably 7-9 if we accept that regular LOVE is 2-4 and LOVE of a murderer is 20.

>>121912161
I don't know. Sometimes I laugh at beheading videos for some reason if that helps somehow.

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hey
/utg/
rate my sans

draw and post your favorite character GO

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>>121912204

>>121912204
That back is still hot as fuck, Anon.

>>121912335
If you went out in public and asked whether they knew Mass Effect or Undertale, most would probably know Mass Effect. The explosive bad reviews only gave it more attention. To be honest, I've never heard of Mass Effect until it bombed

>>121912161
20

Only for Chara

>>121911568
its a AAA game that was awful anyway vs an indie game made by one guy. this is like saying a grown man can outrun a toddler so he's better. no fucking shit!! oh man I am LIVID seeing this what in the christ

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>>121912401
kek / 10

>>121912161
I think being desensitized to seeing violence and being desensitized to committing it are two different things. On the one hand, I don't bat an eye to most "violent" things so my LOVE could be considered high. On the other hand, I would never and have never actually taken part in committing those acts so my LOVE should be low.

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About time someone drew it.

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>>121912429

>>121912430
Thanks

>>121912431
Me too bub

>>121912340
That whole post is just fucking stupid. Why would I let him choke me? Why would I give him an inch at all?

Papyrus MIGHT be physically strong but his heart is weak, it wouldn't be hard to subdue him.

>>121912161
I dunno. I browse this godforsaken site and used to frequent /b/ so probably somewhere in the 7-8 range.

>>121912161
>Desensitized to violence

Shit, I may be the nicest and most empathetic person, but when it comes to violence it's a literal fact of life, no matter how unfortunate.

Acting out violence: Lv 1

Desensitized to violence: Lv 15

I also have a serious masochistic death/guro kink, so that doesn't help matters

>>121912314
>gook
GRANDPA!

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>Saitama falls into the underground
What happens?

>>121912362
Jeez, probably 14. You aren't killing anyone, but you seem to enjoy the prospect.

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I think it's time for some cuteposting.

Does anyone know where you can download Appdata files of saves right before the Undyne the Undying or Sans fights? I want to fight them, but not go through all the grinding in genocide again.

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>>121912606
I'm on it!

>>121912552
>Papyrus MIGHT be physically strong but his heart is weak
>Papyrus
>strong
Nigga has no muscles and is made mostly of fairy dust and bullshit

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>>121912606
Chara is for headpats!

>>121912204
Ayy, too bad. Now would have been a perfect time to exploit the furry NEET bucks for lewds that also satisfy my boner.

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>>121912606
is this cute?

>>121912161
2 I guess?

but I'd still take Flowey's challenge to reset everything

>>121912552
So, would you believe he'd go through with it, or no? It makes it seem you wouldn't trust him even if he got that far.

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>>121912590
Jump back from where he landed, break the barrier with one punch, go home.

>>121912431
but it didnt bomb technically, it was a financial success and got glowing reviews praising the writing (which was actually full of plot holes), bit they chose to ignore those along with that holocaust of an ending they needed to release dlc just to backpeddal on.

it destroyed its own fanbase, yet it somehow got more votes here?

I know its a shitty poll on an even shittier forum but you can only troll so hard before you actually start possing people like me off

>>121912590
Kills Toriel, spares Papyrus, kills Undyne, spares Mettaton, kills Asgore, kills Flowey, mixed monsters

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>>121912606

>>121912568
You are literally that facebook kid with "Nicest guy will ever meet" and "TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH"

>>121912362
I don't laugh or cringe. If anything I find it oddly fascinating. I know that's not much better.

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>>121911526
>Mettaton
We can make a series out of it and smooch in the cooldown time.

>>121912658
Dumbass nigga, Undyne herself says it

>>121912587
Gooks! Zipperheads! Chinks! Slants! Slopes! Chinks! Rice-head! Yeller feller! Tokyo Drifter! Chinaman! Jap! Nip! Radiation!

>>121912534
>no hidden annoying dog

>>121912658
Undyne fucking tells you Papyrus is strong as fuck, but just has no killing intent. Did you even play the game

>>121912758
That's actually worse, probably.

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>>121912689
ur a mother fucker and u know it

>>121911526
>lesbian fish keeps trying to murder me
>touch her booby to make her go away
Problem solved.

>>121912785
She said he was, and I quote, "pretty freakin' tough". That doesn't necessarily imply physical strength, just resilience.

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>>121912606
Chara is for nightmares

>>121912758
>I don't laugh or cringe. If anything I find it oddly fascinating. I know that's not much better.

And you're calling me the facebook kid? I just have a kink and get that nature is violent. Not that I'd personally be violent towards anyone.

If Lv includes self harm I'm at like 5

>>121912739
I wanna cuddle with goat milf and play with her ears

>>121912843
Well then shit. I must be playing tennis because 15 LOVE here I come.

>>121912689
Got any more like this? People don't tend to focus on the grim reality of Asriel turning back into Flowey, they tend to just ignore it. Well except for that one tumblr which is just that.

>>121912928
It doesn't Edge Lrd.

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>>121912915
Chara is for hugging

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Alright /utg/, how do we stop Chara?

You need to actually kill to get that EXP, you nitwits.

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>>121913000
> I must be playing tennis because 15 LOVE here I come.
[papyrus screaming]

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Who else is gonna make one of these?

>>121912161
Animated/Photos/Videos: Lv. 15
Happening To or Near Me: Lv. -3

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>>121912606

Cute you say?

>>121896098
Now that we know goatmom says booby and scrungus when nobody's looking /r/ing her listening to some hardcore gangster rap if you know what I am saying my home skillet.

>>121912758
Videos of stupid people getting injured/knocked out/killed due to their stupidity make me laugh the most. But for some reason I can't feel bad for them, be it their fault that they get wrecked or not. I don't feel fazed by brutal stuff either, and this is not a good sign on many levels

I've been laughing at things I should not be laughing about for years now.

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>>121912973
>You will never brush her floof

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>>121912689
Yeah that's pretty cute

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>>121912606
If you insist, have cute Frisk and a skeleton.

>>121913042
Don't genocide.

/thread

>>121913082
I think that applies for almost everyone here. We're just the sickos who like to watch.

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>>121913203

>>121913042
Hug everything

>>121913203
Not clicking that.

>>121913063
Nope. I don't do papercraft, even if it's well-made.

>>121913109
>implying Toriel has shit taste in music

>>121913145
>you will never help her shave off her winter coat and make a pillow made from goatmilf's love and fluff
Help. It actually hurts inside.

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>>121913042
See
>>121913021
>>121912662
And pic related.

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>>121913262
I know that you already did, buddy.

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>>121913042

>>121913104
Why are you posting pictures of flowers?

>>121913145
Do you think she looks like a snow poff after drying herself off in the shower?

>>121913042
Kick him. He's just a kid, really.

>>121913109
How about 80's Thrash Toriel?

>>121913346
>not checking filenames before clicking spoilers

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>>121912850
More qt Toriel

>>121913063
How does that even stand upright?

>>121913285
>implying Toriel has shit taste in music
>implying she doesn't
She's a mom, anon. Or at least she was. And moms have shit taste in music.

>>121913346
Hey, come back here and finish DESTROYING MY HEART WOULD YOU?!

>>121913346
I actually didn't. I'm so used to sneaky posters of that picture and your description was a dead giveaway.

Have they made a version that's another picture that turns into that when you open it?

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>>121911463
He couldn't get pass Papyrus

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>>121913189
Fuck You.

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>>121913453
You win this time, then. Good job.

>>121913512
Just blow Snowdin up sky high from afar with his BFG, no problem.

>>121913387
>60s Hippie Toriel
>70s Disco Toriel
>80s Thrash Toriel
>90s Grunge Toriel
Awful. Just awful.

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>>121911863
>tfw we will never get cute fluffy adventures of them going into human school
>we will never see the Green one accidentally burn down a building
>we will never see the purple one drug her friend and throw her into the school so she won't have to go

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>>121912606
Cute Posting Inbound

>>121913494
>implying I won't help her develop my superior taste in music

>"Or at least she was."
DO NOT SLANDER GOAT MOTHER

>>121913620
>No teenage Toriel going through phases
Where's the fun in not having an embarrassing past?

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>>121913220
I'm maybe a level 6 or 7 for most fictional stuff but for any recordings of IRL gorey stuff I'm a 2-3. I don't actually know how I'd respond for something in person, it's been forever. I feel bad when I pass by a car crash and actively look to see if there's anything gory, because while it conceptually makes me sad to think something that bad happened to someone I'm vaguely excited at the idea of passing by a bloody mess. I try to be respectful but my heart's not in it. I'm sure that's pretty common, but I like to hold myself to higher standards than I match anyway.

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>>121913547

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>>121913674

>>121913042
Rape her into submission

>>121913189
Toby said nothing bad would happen

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>>121913456
You got it.

>>121913547
Friendly reminder that he's dead and all that's left is a soulless sociopathic flower and his parents split up because Asgore couldn't stop killing kids.

Toriel got the best of it, but even she's stuck with a serious case of empty nest syndrome.

And friendly reminder that since their kid (no pun intended) died decades ago they'll never age and outlive all their friends and eventually only have each other to keep company but they'll never truly reconcile.

>>121913740
Why would you do that?

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>mfw the cytube mods are working out how all the fun things they can do work
>that one mod who is obviously going to abuse all of their admin privileges

>>121913715
>Implying

Toriel is eons old.

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>>121913740
Ahm gonna deck u

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I just finished replaying Prince of Persia the other day, and it got me thinking.

What would happen if Dahaka was aware of the ability of the characters in Undertale to mess with time?
http://princeofpersia.wikia.com/wiki/Dahaka

He is after all, a sentinel of time itself, who wakes up when the timeline is disrupted to end the perpetrator of the crime.

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Don't usually do art but doodled this up quick in my notepad and coloured

Have some weeblizard friends

Might upload other doodles later

>>121913220
>>121912161
>>121913082
>>121913731

How much do self destructive thoughts influence LVL?

>>121913769
Follow-up is frisk pissing on Tori cause she squeezed too hard

For some reason Frisk is implied to be a fucking baby like that

>>121913805
>cytube
don't come back

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>>121912657

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>>121913203
I feel this was a one time joke, but im too proud of my 5 seconds in ms paint shit.

>>121913593
>Sans getting angry and showing any emotion other than a cheeky grin
>Papyrus every trying to kill someone
>Frisk being a little faggot crybabby fuccboi and not the baddest little gook this side of the Underground
It's OOC and it's shit.

>mfw Codsworth made an undertale joke in fallout 4
>mfw I have no face

So are any other drawfags doing http://i.imgur.com/6gh0bPT.png?
Because if they are it'd be awkward.

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>>121913769

>>121913907
pkbunny is a national treasure

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>>121913805
To remind them what their happy ending is

>>121913772
Couldn't Toriel have another kid with someone else?

>>121913924
Timing seems... off. What's the reference?

>>121913924
Really? Post it.

>>121913620
>not 80's Madonna style Toriel
come on!

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/utg/, I've been given the most autistic opportunity. And I'm going to take it.

I've been out of my classes for awhile due to a collapsed lung. Catching back up is pretty goddamn hard. But I got a break on my English course, today. Im damn near best friends with the teacher, and she told me this.

"Take a video game, Anon. Write me an essay about how the traditional " Hero's Journey" applies to that game."

Hero's journey? Well, doesn't that sounds a lot like Undertale. I'm literally getting makeup grades by writing Undertale fanfics.

And it's gonna be fuckin great.

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>>121912606
Fish waifu best waifu.

>>121913872
None. You're not being violent towards anyone.

>>121913903
Not him but what's the problem with cytube?

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Can we get some clarification on this? I see them drawn different very often.

Are they teeth or are they part of his skin?

>>121913962
meant for
>>121913801
and in retrospect, to
>>121913825
as well

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>>121913948
>mom hugs
>mom

>>121913689
>DO NOT SLANDER GOAT MOTHER
Facts aren't slander senpai

>>121913731
I'm better with visuals than audio. I can watch all the fucked-up .gifs and .webms on this site but listening to plane crash recordings skeeves me out.

>>121913740
Keep up the goat work. But clean this one up a little. I can barely see the barbs cutting into his legs.

>>121914023
Then why are you blogposting about it instead of just fucking doing it

I wrote a story about Punch-Out once. It's not that hard.

>>121914023
good for you anon.

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>>121913948

>>121914023
Have fun writin, Anon. Make sure you get some pre-readers before sending it out to her

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>>121914023
She sounds like a cool teacher, I hope it works out!

>>121914023
Lucky bastard... except for the collapsed lung part, hope you're getting better

Don't forget to post the "essay" here when you're done!

>>121914121
My dick is going into that cleavage and I'm going to have fun while doing it

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>>121914115
Mainly because I felt the need to blogpost over mobile, because, yaknow, I ain't gonna be home for another 4 hours.

Also more sans

>>121913220
I really can't undo the things I've done and wosh these duststains from my hands, can I?

>>121914082
Dank memes and abusive mods gets tiring very quickly.

>>121914095
This is nice,
but what about Papyrus and Depressed Frisk?

>>121913872
None otherwise Alphys would be Chara-tier.

>>121913907
>laugh at goatmom for being so superstitious and ignorant of technology
>realize that she's more than likely sad because she doesn't want to lose another
>feel sad

>>121913924
What is it?

>>121914242
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>121914239
Who cares, go do it.

Like, now. Work on it.

>>121898283
Butt sex is cool.
But Sans fight is not sex, just a pain in the ass.

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>>121914183


>>121914095
Damn it, quit posting this. It's not funny it's sad. And I don't want to go through and change all my filenames just so that you won't post it.

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come on anon

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>>121914183
This is my all time favourite pic.

Frisk's face makes it all.

How do I get enough monies for cool leg?

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>>121913919
Well, try to understand me anon. There's really not enough quality genocide art. Certainly not enough to pick up only 100% fitting stuff. I just save everything that doesn't look too bad or too edgy.

>>121913972
>Couldn't Toriel have another kid with someone else?
I don't see any other furry bipedal goats, do you?

>>121914008
>she's wearing those ridiculous tit missiles
I seriously hope a drawfag is taking notes.

>>121914023
That shit sounds like something I did in junior year. You got a permit, fucko?

>>121914426
I've heard tem shops make pretty good monies.
One guy even made enough to go to colege

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>>121914343


>>121914367
Agreed. More Thoriel when?

>>121914239
God, the way this artist draws Sans is god-tier. He looks menacing, comfortable, and expressive.

>>121914426
Prostitution.

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>>121914095
Why the fuck does that picture still hurts a lot no matter how many times I see it?

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>>121914023
>Write me an essay about how the traditional " Hero's Journey" applies to that game."

You should try writing about Spec Ops The Line. It's the best application of "Hero's Journey" in gaming yet. Trust me.

>>121914335
...You're right, actually.

I like the way you think, Anon.

>>121914085
Teeth. They're goats, not catfish. It's just that the sprites are simple as fuck and the body is the same color.

>>121914121
I need more goatmom booby window.

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I wanna draw, any request for shitty doodles like this?

>>121914537
I've played that, yeah. It was certainly something else.

But you know how autistic we gotta be here, Anon. We got a quota to meet.

>>121914630
Mettaton has boneitis

>>121914471
>I don't see any other furry bipedal goats, do you?
Maybe there's more boss monsters on the Capital?

>>121914449
Holy Bayonetta legs Batman!

>>121914498
It's bretty gud. Only problem I have is that he looks strangely tall even though he's the same size as Frisk.

Requesting Toriel teaching a class about the history of the Underworld post-TP.

Or maybe Frisk going back into the Underground to bring Flowey to the surface.

>>121914471
I was thinking more something like Like A Virgin Madonna.

>>121914692
i don't know what kind of tumor made me read that as bonetits but now i can't stop imagining it

>>121911441
he has a deep understanding of internet culture, I think

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>>121914121

>>121914529
Because you were abused as a child?

>>121914693
There's not anon and you know it. Their species ends with them.

>>121914798
FOREBODEN

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>>121914529
Because you're a loser with mother issues so you can empathize with Frisk's plight.

And then you get to be envious because he was able to get out and find a nice surrogate mother to replace her.Just like I do.

>>121914835
TORIELS GET OUT

BOOBY IS ALLOWED

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>>121914361

>>121914745
>Frisk going back into the Underground to bring Flowey to the surface
>all he finds are some ripped up petals and leaves on the ground

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>>121914895
STILL FOREBODEN

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>>121914895
VERBOTEN!

Why does this game try to make genocide runs so tedious, all I'm trying to do is have fun, but the game says no, lets decrease the enounter rate by like 90% so you cant go on killing thing like you want to. What the hell game?
Like other than that though I'm finding that the genocide run is much more enjoyable.

>>121914334
Well can I at least find a way to hold back the night?

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How do you react to bad jokes?

>>121912161

Violence itself hardly bothers me at all anymore, but I still get pangs of empathy when I hear about people dying needlessly. War and genocide (the actual kind, not the game guilting you about going on a pretend murder spree) are one of the few things that still get me to well up a bit.

>>121914630
Papyrus getting overhyped over a milkshake.

>>121915023
Laughter.

>>121914085
Fangs.

>>121914953
>>121914991
Toriel pls clearly the kid wants to see some booby and he'll shut up.

So show him the booby.

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http://strawpoll.me/5972178

>>121914953
>>121914991
( . )( . )

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Anyone have disbelief papyrus content?

I don't know why I enjoy it so much, but I would rather you faced papyrus instead of sans at the end, or maybe some sort of alternate route.

>>121914995
/genocidefirst/ here. I want to end your life.

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>>121914739
I'm not very concerned about height, to be honest. Although snuggling a short Sans would be ideal, I can live with a taller one.

>>121914995
>liking grinding route

>>121915081
ROBOTS CAN'T PUKE

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>>121915023
I just take it easy, nothing to be annoyed about.
>>121915105
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>121914745

>>121914995
I think the game is trying to be ironic, with the ! encounter sign changing to a smile emoticon during the genocide run, I mean, you want to have fun and get into battles but it takes forever so it would make sense you get suddenly excited when you do.

>>121914953
>>121914991
I wonder what Toriel would do if Frisk kept saying booby.

>>121914953
>>121914991
boby

>>121911678
She's so cute!
She deserve my boner

>>121913512
I just realized Papyrus would make an AWESOME revanant.

When Doom 4 is out modders know what to do.

Is there any Papyrus consoling a depressed Frisk?
It's relevant to my interests.

>>121915081
How would monsters puke, they can't even poop.

>>121915023
Genocide.

>>121915127
You and every other faggot.

>>121915146
>snuggling
Fuck off.

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>>121914798
snrk. Aww gross!

>>121915023
Laughing because my sense of humor is fucking terrible and pretty much everything is hilarious to me

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>>121912401
Eyes too small, 9/10

>>121915253
Something you want to talk to us about, Anon?

Undertale hypnokink

y/n

>>121915234
Pull up her skirt and let him see some booby.

>>121915325
Plants Can't Talk Dummy

>>121914995
Because the game doesn't want you to do a genocide run.

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>>121913924

>undertale joke in F4

waitwhat

>>121915128
Well, I did all the other endings and they weren't that fun so I tried genocide.

Are people seriously having trouble with Genocide grinding?

>windowed mode
>walk in direction, click outside window while holding down movement key
This makes you walk in place.
>do literally anything you want until you get an encounter
>repeat

>>121915234
He would probably get grounded.

>>121914995
Just use Flowey's Time Machine and download a save to all the boss fights. It's all Genocide route is good for anyway.

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>>121915234
similar to this, probably

>>121915372
Actually nah. My problems are relationship, not major depression.
But I love the idea of Papyrus consoling. He'd be nice to have around.
If only someone could be that pure.
No I don't wish Papyrus was my boyfriend

>>121915023
Pretend I'm angry but laugh anyway. My roommate is a punmaster and I fucking hate it

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Quick, post CoolSkeleton95 pics!

>>121915380
only as long as hypno eyes are involved

>>121915081
Does that mean I have to vomit on them or they vomit on me or what? Because monster food disintegrates and we'd have to have normal food to do that.

>>121913924
wait what

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>>121915253
This kinda fits with that description

>>121915023
Laugh uncontrollably

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>>121915589
Aw yiss

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>>121915589
>CoolSkeleton95 pics
>Posts Papyrus

You dumbass. This is how it's done.

>>121915628
This comic is wonderful. 0/10 not crying

>>121915620

Whatever you feel is worse and a better representation of just how far you will go for a bundle of pixels with a smile.

>>121911863
>>121913628
>it's the first summer since the barrier broke
>Fuku is sitting on her families patio, back to the sky as she tans if she can even get a tan
>Purple walks over to her
>she informs her that the grill has broken, and her dad isn't home to fix it
>Fuku yelps as something undeniably freezing lands on her bac>
>Purple is just throwing frozen burgs on her back to cook them

>>121915628
Not as far as I wanted I guess, but I like it. Thank you anon.

>>121915502
But that would be cheating and ruin the satisfaction of doing it myself. I'm not the kind of person that likes to cheat.

>>121915437
Please, don't let him win again.

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>>121915023
I don't react to them at all. Mostly because I don't have anyone who would make shitty puns for me.

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>>121915756

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>>121915602
Anon, it's not time for lewd Skele-posting yet