/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

first?

>>121752714
Aimee: ???

Aura: extremely curly black pubic and armpit hair, a very wide happy trail that disperses into finer hair all over her belly at the sides, and goes almost up to between her boobs. Moderately prominent hair on foreaarms and legs, including the thighs. All of it is trimmed with an electric trimmer to about half an inch. Light mustache.

Kira: very long jet black pubic hair, the sides, inner thighs and what little she has of a happy trail are shaved. However, The hair continues to the back, where she doesn't trim or shave, so there's an abundance of thick hair all around and above her anus, spilling over on her butt cheeks and upwards towards the small of her back. The asscrack can't be seen. Armpits are not naturally very hairy, but she still shaves them. Very light forearm hair.

Who won the DBNation opencup? Popped out for a while and the stream was off when I came back. Weird.

whos the second best player of dbg after pubzstance?

>>121753001
fuck this cancer

>>121753001
Nader: completely unshaved, moderately hairy legs with hairy instep, thighs and toes. Moderately hairy pubic area, dirty blond in color, like the ass hair and the happy trail which isn't very wide. The pubic hair spills down the inner thighs and connects to the leg hair. Very hairy nipples (15-25 hairs around each, 1-3 inches in length). Armpit hair trimmed to very short length, although the area of coverage goes almost from half down her upper arm to her sideboob area and almost connects to the nipple hair. Moderately hairy forearms.

Proxy: Very hairy forearms, with hairy hands and knuckles, and the hair continuing up her shoulders where it turns into light fuzz. Armpit hair is shaved and so is leg hair, both of which would otherwise be moderately hairy. Average amount of pubic hair, with a very slight fuzzy happy trail. Only a few barely visible nipple hairs.

Sparks: Waxed legs, smoothly shaved armpits, shaved pubic hair. There is some hair around the asshole which she neglects to shave. Very light, almost invisible forearm hair. Slight facial fuzz on the sideburns area.

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>>121752863

>>121753113

bznz

>>121753138
me

>>121753286

Thanks

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>>121753001
>>121753152
>>121753162
Well /dbg/ used to be full of footfags then they left all that is left is the hair anon.


Atleast for a ded game we havent delved in gayness and tripfaggotory like certain team based shooter generals.

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>>121753138
Stu

>>121753113
> best player in a team vs. team game

don't leave public servers

>>121753303
actually its me desu

>>121753113
No one, the admins handed the victory to bzns even though the rules stated otherwise, then burned everything down and banned everyone who complained in the chat.

>>121753435

There's at least one footfag here.

>>121753572


Dirty Bomb esports looks like it hasa bright future!


Why do we even try to support the cancer that is esports?

>>121753303
who u

>e-sports
>unfinished game

pick one


Maybe Slowverwatch will be the death knell of Ded Bum.

>>121753572

Really? That's a shame, the cup showed promise. Any chance for a longer version of what happened? Even for a brief tl;dr.

>>121753572

Really? That's a shame, the cup showed promise and I liked the games they streamed. Any chance for a longer version of what happened? Even for a brief tl;dr.

>>121754375
http://www.reddit.com/r/Dirtybomb/comments/3s2bys/grand_final_bzns_vs_draajkes_going_live/

Unless they deleted most posts there too.

>>121754241
They played terminal, both teams had completed the first objective. Draajkes (or whatever they're called) didn't manage to explode either of the second objective trains.
bzns did the first objective faster than draajkes but also failed to do the second objective. So in normal stopwatch rules, that should have been a draw but the match showed a loss for draajkes. One of the casters said, that this should've been a draw but the other admins "overruled" him and gave bzns the win. Draajkes got pissed and left because it's pretty much rigged and pointless to compete. (Official reason for the surrender were time constraints though)

how out of date is the recommended loadouts?
What's the best one for sawbonez

>>121754949
Very.
Get the SM72 or the CR73, dependent on your weapon of choice.

>>121754949
Loadouts in the OP are somewhat outdated, use http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=497702613 instead.

>>121755179
>>121755225
Rip, I was just hoping it was out of date because some new mercs weren't in there yet
thanks for the advice

>>121753138
I´m the worst.

>>121755926
this is untrue

>>121753138
The other ones in the dbg stack have similar above-average skill level, we have some good games and some bad ones, subz never has bad games.

How useles is the Hochfir? I got a Pehonix loadout with it that has drilled, get up, quickdraw which feels like it should be good if the gun is worthwhile...

>>121757430

It's pretty good if you can track heads.

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>>121752714
Just fyi the genome project is up to date and if you copy the old OP turn off 4chanx so it posts the youtube links

>>121757430
It's an amazing weapon. Shoots super fast and is very accurate, also large mag size.

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>enjoying the game
>let's try and practice headshots since I usually go body
>miss every shot
Why was I born bad at these games
it's just point and click how hard could it be

>>121759887
Your feet are your strongest weapon.

>>121759887

I wish there was a shooting range with moving targets and such.

>>121757430
Same concept like the burst rifles except for CQC and far more forgiving, hold down mouse1 at heads and win

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>tfw sick and cant play the one day of the week that everyone is on all day and queues are short

>>121760898
how sick are ya

Y'know, execution wouldn't be as bad as it is if every brand-new player wasn't matchmade into it. It's fucking appalling how common a brain-dead team is in Execution.

>>121761358
How sick am I? How sick am I?! I once started jerking off, passed out, and woke up on the floor, covered in piss.

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>>121762326
so it was like this but with pepe and a lot of piss

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>>121762326
Is that you C?

>>121761358
stomach flu/food poisoning

felt like shit the past few days but today was the worst, puked all morning

>>121762259
Shouldnt the level10+ servers be just fine then? Or do they not exist for execution?

>>121763047

They do not. There's not enough of them in general.

>>121762979
Ah that sucks
I just got over some food poisoning myself
Still had diarrhea for a week even after my nightly fevers stopped
stay strong anon

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>>121762448

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>>121764135
>that zombie skin on skyhammer
google the fix pronto dude

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>hmm today I will play some AURA
>go to very important defensive position
>drop health station
>hold position against half the enemy team
>get overrun and die alone while my own team mills around aimlessly on the other side of the map
Literally every time.

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>>121762448
>>121762326

>>121766625
every
single
time

I don't know how they expect anyone to buy these merc packs they keep shitting out if they don't even compensate you for mercs you've already obtained.
Seriously. Just give the player an additional 20-30k for each merc they already own. Free money, with no solid downside.

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>>121766625
>hmm today I will play some [anything without infinite ammo in Terminal]
>run out of ammo invariably
This fucking map.

>>121768037
downside is its too easy to buy anything you want in the game with credits if you have a modicum of patience.

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Anyone need some cards for their badge? I already have gold done.

>>121768405
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Idontwantacusstomurl/
right here bro

help

I keep getting execution missions

I just want to play some fun levels and not market and overground

>>121763790
yeah honestly the puking is the part I care least about since I typically feel better afterwards, the waking up after 4 hours of sleep to a fever/headache combo with huge stomach pains and not being able to go back to sleep fucking sucks though

>overwatch with only 5k viewers

what happened to all the hype?

>>121769382
It gets pretty boring watching people play a game you can't for 8 months.You get all the knowledge of what's coming a couple hours in, anyways.

>>121768465
accept request

>>121769382
Clucked by the 40$ price tag and the devs dodging all questions on the "will we have to buy hero's released in the future" questions

>>121769382
>>121769538


Blizzard are retarded

>preorders dont give beta acess
>give all the keys to ecelebs and twitch streams
>dont worry goys we only plan for 21 heroes :^)

>>121769382
only streamer get to play and its $40

>>121768250
It's easy to buy anything you want in the game with real money, too. With the added benefit of not requiring nearly as much patience.

If people are actually thinking about opening their wallet just to get a bundle, you shouldn't make them second-guess themselves with "no compensation for items in the bundle you already have". I know very few people who have actually put money into this game, and most cite reasons like this when I ask them why they choose not to.

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>>121769550
Thanks

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>entire team is squishies running headlong into the eternal shore of healing stations and M4s

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>>121770332
>my team is proxys and sparks with one skymammer
>their team is fletchers and Stokers
>were defending

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>>121770332
>not using the superior version

>>121770903

I hadn't seen that one. Fanks bruv.

So how long does it take to get some decent load out cards without spending dosh?

>>121771129
1 day for each merc if you outright buy them for credits.

>>121771129
All bronzes from the store cost 17k so i guess a day of doing missions?

>>121771265
>>121771259
and here I was planning to do a ton of this trading shit

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Anyone else like SDs designs?

only thing they do right.

>>121772643
Designs and game CONCEPT.

>>121772643
I'm into it, although some of their concept art looks way better than in game. I'm also a fan of the way kira wears her jacket.

>>121772883
What benefit does Kira get from wearing her jacket that way?

>>121772643
Phoenix is literally 10/10
They captured the medic and spanish look of the poncho.

>>121773169
she gets more cat calls

>>121772643

I never noticed his cyborg leg.

>>121773169
Maybe to reach those 'nocks under her arm?

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I like how Stoker actually carries his ammo station.

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>low levels getting carried talking shit

>>121774186
>"weeeh this team is shit!"
>bottom of the board

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>>121774186
>Most high levels stacked on one team
>They're winning mostly
>One proceeds to complain about being 1 player down

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>>121772643
I agree but
>Proxy's welding mask STILL doesn't flip down when she's repairing

A dumb thing to want, but I want to be able to throw down a turtle shield on top of a c4 about to explode, hide behind it, and live.

Turtle x Aura combo

Ok so... I need advice.

I only ever have a 2:1 K:D with Kira or Arty. I don't know if it's because I stay away from the fights and just snipe/call strikes or what. I also find myself actually killing people more with burst rifles than with auto or SMGs. I can't really aim and I'm struggling with mouse sensitivity etc. but this somehow works for me. I'm very bad with Vassili too.

What's wrong with me and how do I fix it, or alternately how do I maximize what's right with me?

>>121775660
your sensitivity is probably too high and burst rifles are forcing you to slow down and concentrate.

>>121775794
not him but what's a good sensitivity/DPI?

>>121776993
Yes.

>>121772643
His real leg is really small in this pic.

>>121776993
Dick per 180, the bigger your dick the more it takes to turn. This is why Asians play Starcraft, they can't handle the FPS.

>>121777226
>>121777096
I'm confused and afraid

>>121772643
holy shit, never noticed Phoenix has a robotic leg

>>121773748
most mercs carry their special around

though why fragger needs a huge daypack just to carry one grenade I'm not sure

>>121777284
Inside is a dwarf who handcrafts grenades

>>121777842
>and that's why he can only use one grenade every 20 seconds
it all makes sense now

>>121777284
It's an infinite grenade generator silly. It collects his poop then makes it into a grenade, this is why it takes so long.

>>121777284
He purposely weighs his person down to nerf himself, just to be fair.

>been bad at fps my entire life
>google about dpi since it got me interested
>apparently mouse acceleration is on by default
>turn it off
>bit rough around the edges but huge improvement
>can suddenly aim
>headshots left and right
Alright then

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>>121777961

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>Fragger mains

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>Kira mains

What if they added special mechanics like say mercs like Kira and Stoker have reduced movement speed unless they put down their ammo station? This way at least there's always an ammo station nearby.
Or maybe Proxy puts on her welding mask for a slight increase in repairs and reduced headshot damage but suffer from obstructed vision.

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So yeah, i just got this after about 250 cases

Fuck me

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>rhino mains

>>121779450
Where does Kira even keep her ammo station? Pussy/asshole? Each half in one hole?

>>121779330
kira really bothers me

why does she randomly shout the moonwords that weebs might know? I thought she was suppose to be actually Japanese, not just a weeb.

>>121779676
you sad little man

>>121779857
Probably, she's a slut so her holes are pretty wide.

Starting to really come to like Phoenix.

I did not expect this.

>>121779685>>121779330>>121779240
Do Nadder and Stoker mains because that is who I am.

>>121780430
Well fucking stop
you do absolutely no healing

>>121779240
>Sparks_helps_up_Fletcher.jpg

>>121780652
He is self sustaining and not dying and that is all that concerns him.
Typical Phoenix.

>>121780652
His pulse is a ton of healing if your team is coordinated

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>>121780872
>be low hp rhino
>call for medic
>phoenix runs over and looks at me

>>121781000
Sauce of that gif?

>>121781106
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san
Pretty good anime if you're looking for pure comedy

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>>121780872
>if your team is coordinated
>IF YOUR TEAM IS COORDINATED
>YOUR
>TEAM
>IS
>COORDINATED
look at him and LAUGH

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>>121780640
>Stoker mains

>>121772643
Does anyone have the phoenix concept art design?

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>>121780640
>Nader mains

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>nader mains

>>121781645
I like this one even though I posted this >>121781614

>>121779676
>pineapple juggler rhino
who the fuck is even making these cards. is sd just trolling?

>>121781694
No I don't
I posted >>121781614 and I like mine better
who the fuck are you

>>121777268
It actually makes metallic noise when running. I wonder if they took that request seriously or if they came up with it themselves.

>>121781795
No you didn't. I posted >>121781614
and I hate it who the fuck are you

>>121781852
Listen here you little shit if you don't stop impersonating me I'm getting japanese moot in here

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>Fragger mains

>>121777284
I really fucking hate his backpack. Can't headshot him and you can't hurt him by shooting at it.

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>>121781645>>121781614>>121781503
I'm so proud!

>>121780640-fag

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>>121781000
>He tap heals you

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>Arty mains

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>turtle mains

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PLEASE ANSWER THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT POLLS ON /dbg/ ! ! !
http://strawpoll.me/5952247/
AND
http://strawpoll.me/5952248/

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>Sparks mains

I forgot how horrible forums are.

I made a mistake going to the DB ones. No wonder SD is mishandling this game, the people there are morons.

>>121782419
Such surprising results...

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>>121781795
>>121781852
>>121782073
Thanks for the (You)'s lads

>>121783414
when is she gonna get naked

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>>121783518
Never, because God is dead

>>121783760
She's not hairy enough to be interesting anyway.

>>121783760
>>121783414

She has nice feet

>>121783948
Emma Watson/Allison Brie fanboi pls go

>>121755225
>crotzni for sawbonez
feels weak as fuck to me

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>>121782165
>Arty mains

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>Phoenix mains

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>beating a phantom main in melee

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>when a Bridge lab defense ends without a single member of my team besides me ever even setting foot in the lab

Who's next? Turtle or Thunder?

>>121791057
Aimee

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>watching old Dirty Cups
>people occasionally pick Vassili
>they can't aim for shit
these are the retards that got Vassili sp bad that even Sparks is a better sniper now. Did anyone ever whine about people picking Sniper in TF2 6v6? No. These people are just so shit that they want to ban every merc they don't know how to play.

>>121783414>>121783760
Who is she?

>>121791482
Nevermind.
Thought that it is some camwhore.

>>121791482
a slut

>>121791057

I hope it's Turtle, game needs another engie.

>>121791417
>One of the better Vassili's back then was a cheater

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Here goes nothing!

>>121754882
is this is true then holy shit
first bzns exploit their way to beat fE and then they fuck over another team because they have an admin on their team

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aaaaaaaaaaand here comes nothing

brb suicide

>>121769382
umm, all the big channels are recovering from blizzcon and shit?

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>>121792583
What were you trying for?

>>121792656

That one in gold.

>>121752714
Daily reminder that if Blizzard released Overwatch as f2p Dirty Bomb would have been put out of its misery. You guys dodged a bullet.

>>121792001
who?

>>121792713
nah $40 isn't gonna deter anyone but the 3rd world slav rats who nobody wants to play with anyways so it's a win-win to have a price tag

>>121792736
Some retard that got caught because he recorded himself training.

>>121792790
fwiw it's 60

>>121793002

It's only 60 if you want the extra skins.

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So, min level 20 servers when ? Some guys played 100 + hours and they are just awful, I'm not speaking aim or skill related stuff, I'm speaking basic knowledge. Did they ban all the Aura EV glitchers ?

>>121793457
Good luck getting more than 4 people on a server. Even the level 10 servers have been dead for a while.

>>121792846
if you're talking about that one retard who posted that video of him trigger botting with vassili on chapel, that's just some random idiot and never even got to play in cups

Captain america merc when?

What if we could shoot the grenades and molotovs when they're being prepped?
So fraggers wouldn't just throw for lulz.

>>121779676
KOK.

>>121773270
>and spanish look of the poncho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poncho
>Ponchos have been used by the Native American peoples of the Andes since pre-Hispanic times and are now considered typical South American garments.

They captured the ignorance of the Britbongs (and yours), and triggered me, considering my tribal clothes a filthy spaniard shit.

You know what would be nice? Instead of marking players when using Redeye, they just glow solid white through walls and smoke.

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>Nader mains.

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>>121791112
aiMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121801402
B-but I can aim for shit.

>>121801402
Those would be Fletcher mains. Good Naders have to use their SMG for most kills.

>>121798958
i've actually shot a molotov mid-air which makes it look like it bursts right there on the spot but the actual flame pool still lands where the stoker is aiming it

>>121801103
jungle beaners

>>121802427
Mountain beaner.

>>121802392
The molotov has a certain distance/amount of time midare before it bursts actually, try throwing it somewhere far.
Although if you think about it, it could also be used strategically, like throw it in a 80 degree angle if a hive is just behind a wall.

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Why? Is that hard to leave the fucking room to join another with other player? Everybody wants to be the especial 1st person in the room. This is why I hate support missions, I need to revive and keep these kind of retards alive.

>>121805026
It's a bug in the server browser. If you would actually connect to one of those servers, you would know, that they're empty.
Also the same bug causes the server is full thing when it says that their's a open slot.

>>121804854
no it was like the enemy stoker threw the molly when I was shooting him so the bottle got in the way and blew right in the stoker's face but the fire rose from my feet anyways
there was another case where a stoker threw a molly at me behind an EV that was invisible to him so it looked like the molly blew up on the EV on my screen but I got burned anyways so there's some weird client/serverside mixups with the molotov

>>121805026
>I hate support missions, I need to revive and keep these kind of retards alive
Ammo support XP reduction never forgive never forget. Have to play medic because spamming ammo packs just won't cut it anymore.

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>Fragger mains.

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>not having the brain capacity to main the entire merc pool

>>121805298
I´m sorry for you anon.

>>121805164
I see. Well i'm not lying so if you have Stoker you should try out what i said for yourself.

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Sparksfags + Proxyfags on suicide watch

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>>121802058

>>121806343
Looks pretty cute, nice body.

>>121805856
Aimee looks more slutty than any of them

>>121792656
That's a nice card.

>server browser
>choose a server
>found a better one
>press cancel
>enters anyway

Fuck this UI.
Fuck SD.
Why the fuck am i still playing this dead game holy shit.

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>when you're the only medic and people just don't feel like trying to cover you at all

>>121805856
Closed Alpha/Beta Proxy maybe but now she's just a clone of the new Lara Croft.

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>Stoker mains

any lewds for this dead fucking game yet?

>>121811504
Only pure mercs

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>>121811504

>team is nothing but proxies and vasillys
>I'm only medic
>ask them to play something else
>one of them switches to phantom
Now I remember why I quit the first time

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>nader mains

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>proxy mains

>>121813078
>Clearly AFK

Wow, so impressive

>>121813078
What´s the meaning of crouch when you kill someone. I see tons of people doing that weird thing but i don´t understand it.

Is some kind of xp mechanic or something?

>>121813407
You're joking right?

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>>121813407
the ritual is done to teach shitters to not be shit

>>121813183
>discouraging content in ded general
what have you contributed friend

How long do free merc rotations last?

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>>121813740
Posted webms of legitimate kills.

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These are the types of plays you have to make after the nerf, in order to be useful as Vassili.

>>121813407
It is something autistic children do when trying to make people mad. Only other autisimos get mad at it though.

>>121814038

Sniper is still useful, instagib's pretty toxic.

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>>121814505
>headshot
>the guy gets revived
>headshot again
>the guy gets revived again before you have time to fire a second round

Vassili used to be the only merc that was able to stop medic trains. After the nerf, it's not worth it to try and pick Vassili to go for risky plays, as medics just get each other and everyone else up.

>>121815240
I ditched my bronze card so i could trade up for Stoker.
I still have a Cobalt PDP anyway.

what's the best sniper rifle vaseline players?

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>>121815649

>>121813873
2 weeks

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>>121815649
>vaselin mains

>>121815649
PDP is the least shit now. If you really want to use the other rifles, MOA is the best out of the two for killing. Use FEL-IX if you want to help your teammates out with that heartbeat sensor perk.

>>121815240
unless the enemy has defibs literally stuck up their ass crevice you'll have enough time to gib the body after

Isn't Dirty Bomb just another phrase for shit?

>>121816302
They usually do.

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If only they knew. :^)

>>121816469
Is there a trick to getting the weapon swap to happen reliably? Maybe my timing is off or something.

>>121816563
I've only managed to do it 3 times in the past few days and when I got the MOA-1 Phantom working I got an unexpected error.

I noticed that if you try to reload and switch weapons 1/2-3/4 through the animation, it will still fully reload even though it didnt finish. It saves a good half a second which can be vital in situations.

I dont know if this is slowpoke, but I havent seen anyone do it in any webms I've seen.

HOW DO I DO THE WEAPON SWAP

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>>121817427
Look at the ammo counter indicator. If the number changes, quickly switch weapons to cancel the rest of the animation.

>>121817427
reload canceling is most efficient when you have the "sprint cancels reload" option enabled so you can just cancel the animation by tapping your sprint key

>>121817427
we gunz now
shotgun primary
shotgun secondary

>>121816563
>>121816849
>>121817427
>>121817576
>>121817607

None of this will matter if your aim is shit anyway.

>>121817607
But does it still fully reload even if you cancel?

>>121817707
A sawed-off shotgun as a secondary doesn't seem like a bad idea.

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>>121817767
post 'em tough guy

>>121816168

Thanks, was gonna buy Kira but she went into free rot so will pick up Phantom

>>121817767
Good thing my aim isn't shit!

>>121817795
If the ammo counter says it's full, it's not gonna change. I use it all the time on kekwhacker.

>>121817795
yes as soon as the ammo counter shows you have a full mag you cancel the animation

>>121817983
>>121818006
ok neat thanks

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>>121817895
Too bad it doesn't list the revivr though, i spend most of my time with it.

>>121817607
This is also super annoying when all I want to do is quickly check a Steam chat message while reloading in a corner.

>>121817895
Your first hours on a max level 5 server? Why even post that shit? Those numbers are nowhere near realistic.

>>121818305
18 hours on the account according to Steam and I don't leave the client running when I'm not playing.
Also -"max level".

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>>121817895
Pretty goo-
>realize you have a low kill count
>realize that is a smuf account that you used vs low level shitters
>all for muh stats
Trully the stats bring out the most pathetic cancer.

>>121818510
If you say so my man.

>>121812684
Totally would, as a proud Nader main.
>>121808264
> Closed Alpha/Beta Proxy
Post pics.

>>121818567
Then post the entire thing not just the guns fag.

>>121817895
If you really want to look cool then you might as well do what >>121818213 is doing

Probably still a shitter anyway

>>121818567
You've posted that earlier and it had less than 10 hours played.

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>>121818623

>>121819025
Looks the same.

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>>121818636
I have a few times before but enjoy :^)

>>121818970
The stat page counts time spent on a server and getting to a point where you can't access level 5 servers takes like an hour for a normal person.

>>121817767
No fucking way. I never would of thought that shooting would be pointless if you cant hit your target.

>>121819276
>still hides level

Okay, smurf.

>>121819720
>13 hours played
>not a smurf
How much more proof do you need?

>>121819720
It's 8 right now.

>>121819276
>getting to a point where you can't access level 5 servers takes like an hour for a normal person.
What do you mean by this? Are you using quick join like a dumbass?

>do pretty well past few games
>check profile stats
>awful everything except W/L
why do I even play

>>121820301
No I mean how long it takes for you to hit level 6 so you can't even join those noob servers, not that I ever even visited them in the first place.

>>121818213
>silver shitter

this pic is basically all the proof you need accuracy doesnt really matter that much

>>121820739
>silver

I actually don't play comp, i just did them back when we still have comp missions.

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>>121819168
Exactly the same, always dead.

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Why was insta-gibbing removed again?

>>121823450
because it's not a nice thing to have when it's tied to easy to land shit like nades and snipers

>>121817427
>tfw Blishlock is so shit that it can't even do this glitch

>>121820324
My accuracy is hideous yet I'm cobalt, have a high W/L rate and positive K/D with most mercs. Just make up for it with superior strategies.

>>121824327
well it's an elo system so anyone will eventually reach at least cobalt at some point

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>>121823450
"He was unbalanced because our intelligent playerbase said so."

Honestly there's no reason to use the moa or the Felix anymore. Only real downside to the PDP is ammo.

>>121824593
That's not how Elo works. You have to take points away from someone to increase yours.

>>121824327

I believe in accuracy by volume. Shoot always, shoot everywhere, and you'll land enough hits to kill everything.

>>121824674
you will get to even elite if you play enough games against silvers

>>121824916
Would take an unbelieavable amount of time. I was playing a pretty ded RTS game that actually showed your Elo score in 1vs1, after all the good players were gone I was stuck at 2200ish even after winning hundreds of games against <1600 Elo players.

>>121825167
that's how the first elite ranks were gained, pkD were stacking ranked all day every day when it was first released

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JUST

>>121825308
And they had other teams like Sick6 to get real chunks of Elo from. Comp isn't all silvers, especially at night you will run into several cobalt/high gold stacks.

>>121825424
That card is atrocious.

>>121825492
actually they were pretty much the only high rank stack in MM at the time

>>121823450
I'm pretty sure that instagib by Nader is still a thing.

>>121826014
instagib by a Nader has never been a thing, not sure if you know what instagibbing means

>>121823450
Not removed, just harder to do it. You have to be a certain HP before you will be instagibbed. I'm a huge fan of it. Makes fights a lot more fun and aggressive, rather than some Fragger or Vassili ruining the crazy firefight.

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>mfw these dome changes

Is there a limit to the number of cases you can receive in a given day? Not including time or games played as a limit.

>>121826587
hilarious how they manage to waste the map designers' time on this garbage

>>121826819

what

>>121826819
those changes mean nothing in practise since they don't even address the heavy defender bias of the first objective

BURST RIFLES CONFIRMED FOR HAVING A BUG THAT MAKES THEM SHITTY

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SHOE JUST CONFIRMED BURST FIRE TIMING WAS BUGGED AND WILL BE PATCHED

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>>121827547
>>121827573

>>121827547
>>121827573
OH SHIT SENPAI

Dome changes. So far it's all the 1st set of objectives.

http://imgur.com/a/atbRo

>>121828127
Wow, it's fucking nothing

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>>121828127
this change was dumb

this is fucking bullshit, BRs are already OP in the hands of good players that actually play the game instead of just bitching and moaning on forums, this bug fix is going to make them broken

Who is massE? SD coder?

>>121829056
map designer

>>121829223
Ok, thanks, anon.

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>>121829051

cant wait to abuse the BR again to melt faggers and rhinos

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>>121829470
It's on like Donkey Kong

>interesting discussion
>not miss muder shittalk
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>>121815649
sparks

>>121826627
It's approx a case per 30 minutes of gameplay so theoretically you could get 48 cases in 24h.

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>>121808264
>>121818623
>>121819025

>tfw no ginger Proxy waifu

Why SD why?

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>>121829628
It's currently in game. Not SD's fault you are a non-founder pleb.

>>121829868
Your mom's a non-founder pleb faggot

>>121829470
>implying you cant do that now

have you even tried them? one headshot burst melts nearly fucking anything. the dreiss was unusable before the patch, now its fucking scary to fight someone with one at mid to long range

I swear the only people bitching about BRs right now are forum shitters who consistently throw themselves into close quarters fights and are somehow confused that they're losing to full autos and mouthbreathing retards who tried them once and immediately swore them off without adjusting their playstyle

>>121830090
sorry lad i should have added vs cobalts and pug rhinos and faggers

>>121829868
>Hollunds
>springy
>enigma
Wow. That's... bad.

>>121829868
>Proud of spending money in DB

>>121830224
>thinks try-hard is useful
shitter confirmed.

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From normal case.
Is it useable?

>>121830635
it's alright but not great. you'll never make phoenix a good medic through perks, but you can make him as lethal as possible in combat with shit like drilled and kek

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Why does my server browser default to execution all the time? Can I fix this in the config files?

Pls respond

>>121829051
Faraleth go back to rebbit

>>121828127
>the right sides gap is no longer only cleared by long jumping
Fucking SD. Just put long jumping in as a optional tutorial.

>>121830090
>the dreiss was unusable before the patch, now its fucking scary to fight someone with one at mid to long range
Ohhhhh I get it you are being ironic.

In which maps should i use rhino?
It´s good attacking in any of them?

>>121832262
Post the damage of a dreiss headshot burst

>>121832906
He is only usable defending the first and last stages of Bridge. Anywhere else only with gimmicky strats.

>>121832906
terminal on the first part, underground, and bridge

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>>121827573
>>121829051
What was "bugged" about them? Anyone got details?

>>121833279
think it's safe to assume anon is talking about pubs or ranked at most so you can make rhino work on every map

>>121834196
I don't have sources to back me up but I think the firing on bursts/dreiss is supposed to be a bit more forgiving on the timing so if you click a bit too early before the firing delay has worn off it queues the next shot/burst up even without perfect timing on the clicks.

>>121833118
>dreiss headshot burst
Are you confused?

>>121833118
>>121833279
>>121833342
Thanks.

>>121834198
Yes.

Best mercs in execution?

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Got to dump moar proxy