He's Real Edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Last thread: >>121688624
i just extracted a greek goddess.
2nd for D-Dog IS A DOG
1st for Laughing Wallaby.
>tfw still no MGO patch
ded game
>Quiet
>Alive
pick literally both
>>121752586
THIS FUCKING WEBM
EVERY FUCKING TIME
I AM LAFFIN
>>121752523
can i have her
Is it just me or did Stefanie seem really tired during her latest stream?
>>121752596
Stef pls
>>121752554
Vposting best posting
>>121752751
More like hyperactive to borderline crazy
>>121752596
11th for Bitter Sparrow
>>121752751
serious m8? maybe at the end but she was crazy for most of it
>>121752782
venom gave my tactical nigress her medal of honor.
Post em
>>121752973
Shit she's a maneater I see
>>121753049
Is there a way to get ps4 screenshots on my computer privately? Can i just use a usb?
>>121753049
>>121753049
fuck
she's literally perfect
>>121753242
Yes. Go to capture gallery, press options, and then "copy to usb".
>>121753242
>Can i just use a usb?
Yes
>>121753242
usb.
>>121752831
>hfw she sees all the r34
>have Quiet shitting up my brig after replaying Cloaked in Silence
>do A Quiet Exit so she'll fuck off
>she's still there
>>121752596
Laughing Wallaby a best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwMDMjYjTA
SJW status:
BTFO
T
F
O
>>121753326
She was my first
>>121753540
hi lilly
>>121753540
has anyone made a highlight reel of her playthrough?
im not the kind of guy that watched lets plays but i wanna see her best bits.ZOOOOOOOOO
>>121753540
>appeal to tradition fallacy
Whatever, good fucking god that double gasp is cute.
>>121753540
yo lily whats up
>>121753540
>>121753926
>that double gasp
can we get a webm of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjhSiTS3EUk&hd=1
>>121754129
give me a timeframe.
Listening for whispers of your return
Breathing the fire your light still burns
The beacons through history's turning page
Eons of empty, the wars I've waged
Just to be with you
I have been waiting
I've been waiting for you for so long
I will be standing
Right beside you is Where I belong
Into the ether you disappeared
Through the silence ringing clear
No momentum
Each beat of my heart turns a thousand years over
My burden is ballast
Crucified, sober
The weight of an endless sleep
When yours is the soul I keep
To wake from eternal sleep
I will wait forever
Until the ties that bind us sever
I will be waiting for you
Just to be with you
Until the time starts anew
Just to be with you
I will be with you.
>>121753540
Stefanie's logic is bizarre. How does not being a true fan makes critique of her character's appearance any less valid? And anyone who has played them but doesn't like the design is not a true Metal Gear fan? Whatever, she can't say anything bad about the game because she's a part of it.
Getting back to the issue, Quiet's design is juvenile and overly sexualized. The rain scene, prison visits, and helicopter rides are enough to prove this to anyone who claims otherwise. Even the female skulls have this same mistreatment. Their intro zooms in on their boobs and butts for no reason other than "boobs and butts." It's stupid. Kojima has a pretty gross track record when it comes to the depiction of women, usually depicting them as sex objects, damsels, enemies, and usually as some combination of the above.
Her whole argument is nonsense anyway, no Metal Gear character has ever been so perpetually objectified for so much of the game.
>>121754183
WHY DOES KOJIMA PUT DETAILS LIKE THIS IN THE GAME IF WE WON'T FUCKING SEE THEM
>>121754438
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>121753049
my most beautiful staff member to date.
>Wormhole device
>can't engineer a durable suppressor
>>121754438
I totally haven't seen this anywhere :^)
>>121754561
i say godDAMN
wait til you find that face with the swept bang ponytail.
>>121754590
You didn't catch the durable suppressor legendary animal.
>>121754438
10/10 bait look at all those (You)'s
>>121754438
>>121754821
seven vaganias.
>>121754508
Same reason for the Boss statue at Cyprus that most people will miss.
>>121754740
What creature be this
>>121754438
the snakes aren't sexualized enough imo
>>121754183
Yeah I got there during the Girlfriend part and was confused.
Thanks for showing the entire dialogue!
>>121754561
Nice
>>121755034
The Legendary Cut Content
>>121752831
kek i knew i wouldnt be the only one who screencapped
>>121755034
>>121755202
More like the Legendary cut content and re-sell it as DLC
This grade 3 suppressor lasts me up to 60 shots.
I only use the .223 mag since it has exactly 60 shots.
I know exactly when i'm going to run out.
>>121755051
god that fucking boooooty
>>121755286
I've been waiting to webm it all day but she's not uploading it yet
>>121754590
Chances are Lv.3 suppressors will be added later that will require 200,000 PM to develop and requires 3000 PM to deploy with.
>>121754821
There's a difference between Quiet and naked Raiden, Johnny's ass, etc. The male characters are normally clothed, but being half naked is Quiet's default state. If you want a more accurate comparison, try imagining a male version of Quiet jumping around and sniping in speedos and boots for the whole game. Because photosynthesis.... You could give him a pair of shorts, and it would still be pretty stupid.
>>121753540
She makes her living by being objectified, her outlook shouldn't be surprising.
But in all seriousness, I don't mind Quiet's design, but appealing to tradition in this case isn't really a great argument either - Metal Gear has always had prominent women and never been afraid to treat them as sexy women (which is good) but Quiet is probably the most juvenile example in the series to date.
Like, Sniper Wolf might have been a boobs sniper that spoke to you like a seductress, but she never tried to rub her asshole on my nose the way Quiet does in the helicopter. And as funny as I find the shower scene with the DD dorks hooting and hollering, and find the playing in rain scene endearingly silly and genuine, can you blame anybody for groaning at them?
It's a pretty simple fact she just looks cooler in the two costumes that actually dress her up, too. I feel sorry for people who never got to field her in the Wolf costume.
>>121753540
She's so fucking based holy shit
>>121755553
You could play all of MGS3 naked.
>>121755391
snakebutts are a miracle of the universe
>>121754438
I honestly think there's no intention to objectify women by Kojima or even to demean them
I think he just likes them just like people like violence in videogames or heavy metal music
You don't hear heavy metal bands complaining on how their musicbeing features in a violence game affects their sales because they're considered violent and gross right?
Just like you don't hear the people writing the books complaining about their quotes used to sell games to a wider audience because it's just not true
>>121755391
The Snakes got big butts. I bet Meryl and Eva are ass-girls.
>>121755691
>Snakebutt
>>121755420
http://download.twitchapps.com/?stream=stefaniejoosten&vodType=a
try this?
>>121755759
i like snake butts and i cannot lie.
>tfw no qt Waifu with decent skill
Instead I get some bitch with no upper lip
>>121754438
I didn't even read your post, but I figured with all these people replying I should join in. Here's a (You).
>>121754129
I've been waiting for a webm of her "inb4ing" on her earlier stream
>>121756090
there are a shit tonne of webms at/joosten/
>>121756041
Raiden/Snake is very underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wGVHGr7bM
Raiden is very cute talking about Snake in MGRR.
>>121756357
That place is dead
>>121756934
Only because cripplechan is massive piece of shit
Posting would be active as fuck right now in normal circumstances
Also I haven't made any webms because she hasn't uploaded her stream yet
How do I edit MGO faces? Just realised my enforcer's nose is a bit fucked up.
>>121756934
because the piece of shit website has been breaking a lot recently
>>121756580
raiden a qt
I asked this question while I was way too tired and worded it terribly so I'll do it proper this time:
Where did Big Boss learn torture techniques used in interrogation?
Where did Ocelot learn field strip and perfect his CQC?
There are other curious techniques in their repertoire but let's start with those.
>>121757158
We know this already, anon.
>>121757119you can't
>tfwStef and Donna stream soon
>>121757354
you can edit Massive Medic's face but not the others? wtf
>>121757523
>Donna is even more shit at the game than Stefanie
where's that webm of snakes juicy ass? and does anyone have an ocelot version?
WOOOOChapter 9 of Observation just released
is 24 hours the max a blockade can last?
>>121757649
Chapter what of what?
>>121757591
>He watches it for the gameplay
>>121756580
>Kevin is voiced by the same guy who voiced Vamp
I still can't believe it.
Reminders:
The novel is not canon
Quiet is alive
Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
Water is wet
2 + 2 =4
:)
>>121758323
Anon, you posted too late!
Someone beat you to it...
>>121757591
>Donna
Is that that ugly old blonde?
>>121758517
Yeah, she's basically Joost's mama hen in Japan
>>121756580
>tfw Raiden talks about Snake like he's still alive
You need to accept it Raiden, he's gone.
>>121755553
>Not playing PW the entire way through in just trunks
>>>/trash/
>>121758591
my piss in her wine glass
>>121758591
She's disgusting.
That's... that's juice in that wine glass right?Right?
>>121758517
You're mean
>>121758764
It was juice alright, the Joost got juiced good
>>121758591
Daw, they hang out and gossip with wine and apps. Donna reminds me of my old 6th grade English teacher.
>>121758501
that's a cute cat you got there.
>>121758820
You think they drunkenly kissed?
I hear all women are basicly bisexual
>>121758967
You might like this one too then.
>>121759007
If Joost really did turn out to be bi/les I would hope she'd have better taste than some old Aussie slag who has teeth like a Xenomorph
>>121759007Donna would fucking dominate her in every way
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0syVJof9E54
>>121758807
Why do sound rooms always have those spikes on the walls?
>>121759116
This. Punished Joost Abandoned by Her Husband would be awesome on the other hand.
>>121759079
I do. thank you.
>>121759079
look at this perfect little cutie pie
>>121759116
She's alright for 50
>>121759215
Donna's fucking annoying
How can this sort of person be the one Joost seems most carefree with?
>>121759116
> I would hope she'd have better taste than some old Aussie slag
Have you seen her friends
>>121759228
Its a recording booth the spikes are used to prevent any echo
>>121759116
She's religious as hell so she's probably anti-gay tbqh
>>121755583
Quiet's design is fine. So what if she's sexual? Why are we slut shaming fictional characters?
>>121759429
>Talking shit about based GaB
>>121759429
We need to no deeper find her 10 year old MySpace account!
>>121759429
I'd rather GaB than a screeching harpy like Donna
I really feel bad now that she seems more reserved / bored with GaB who she's known longer than with Donna
>>121759645
im all for this.
we should get a team ready for this type of mission
>>121759228
they absorb sound waves to prevent echo
>>121759441
>religious as hell
>Completely ok with and defends Quiet's design.
Lolnope.
>>121759769
>>121759645
youre talking about an actual human being, you do realise.
>>121759441
What makes you say she's super religious?
I saw her wear a cross on her neck one time but that's it.
If she was super religious she probably wouldn't swear, play violent video games or be a lewd bikini model in said violent video games.
>>121759434
>>121759816
Neat, I learned something today.
>>121759429
When she asked one of the anon's here for some drawings he should've asked for both her and Stef's snapchats so we could send her cute pics.
>>121759868
Your point? She put herself in the spotlight by being a lewd model in a popular video game franchise. She asked for it!
>>121759441
>She's religious as hell
We have no idea if she still is.
Her blog was from 7 years ago, she could easily have become less/non-religious in that time.
>>121759903
on her old blog after coming back from her year in Japan she had complained on her blog that it was hard to find catholic churches in Japan
>>121759705
different personalities anon. Just because she acts the way she does with Donna doesn't mean she doesn't act on a same level with GaB.
Donna is boatload of energy, and she probably radiates that energy to nearby people. GaB is chill as fuck so GaB and Stef seem to be more chill around each other.
>>121759429
Don't hate on GaB anonshe can be pretty cute too
>>121760079
It's Tokyo how hard could finding a Catholic church be? I think like 1% of the population is christian but still
>>121760006
>cute pics.
Don't pretend like it would be anything but a mountain of dick pics.
>>121760079
if she actually wore make up she'd be on the top of my cum tribute list.
>>121760079
Also she didn't mention going to church when she was talking about what she did today, which is Sunday
>>121755583
>It's a pretty simple fact
>fact
don't think you know what fact means retard
>>121759441
>Quiet's design is fine
That's why I said "I don't mind Quiet's design". It's the way the game sexualizes her that is fucking dumb is the point, that and her appearance don't exist in a vacuum.
You can do "badass hot sniper woman" without "acts like a cat when she likes you", you know.
>>121760421
No she got a heads up from the police that some guy was going around the neighborhood stealing Women's underwear
>>121760526
The Netherlands is a dangerous place man.
>>121759228
Prevents the VAs to climb out
>>121760596
GaB lives in Nippon
>>121760596
She lives in Japan
>>121760079
>she can be
She is, anon. Gab is cute af tee bee eighch
>>121760006
That was me lol she wanted mgsv fan art
>>121760421
Nice, they finally released it, huh? What about Battle Gear?
>>121760643
>>121760658
Why don't tell me she's a gaijin model too?
>>121760958
godDAYUM!
>>121760989
She's a teacher I think but she's done a little bit of modeling. she recently did a commercial I think
>>121760989
No she teaches English
She's dabbled in modelling though
I really don't care about her looks really because she's demonstrated herself to be a class act much more than you would except of basically anyone and said some very nice things to me personally that I didn't deserve
>>121760958
Quick, ask her husband if she's single
>>121760862
Yeah, it's too late now though, are you whipping something up for the latest stream that happened?
>>121759280
>>121759278
You might like this one too!
>The Joostposters & Gabposters are awake
Not that I'm complaining. Thread was on the verge of death about an hour ago.
>>121760989
You don't have to be pretty to be a model in Japan if you are gaijin. Japaneses puts gaijin in their media all the time just because of the exotic factor.
And just like that the quality of the general plummeted to an all-time low.
>>121761296
close to it's last breath
>>121761173
oh yeah I remember she mentioned she had one in that P.T. episode.
And she said Stefanie didn't have anyone to hold onto at night. Feels alright
>>121761230
You'll see
>>121761403
CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREAAAAAAATH!
>>121761296
>Markiplier
gross
>>121761375
Since when did this general have any quality?
>>121761482
At least it was on topic.
Anybody got any good screenshots from the latest stream?
>>121761408
She also makes videos and streams with him and says in her twitter profile
It's not hard to find out that GaB is married
>>121761408
She says she gets really lonely
>>121760516
>muh objectification
Who cares? Quiet's a badass character. Not very well written buts she's definitely badass.
>>121760516
w-what's wrong with acting like a cat when you like someone, anon...?
>/joosten/ taking over /mgg/
>>121760958
>those shoulders
>that hair
>that skin
>that slim figure
wh...where am i again? what general is this..?
m-metal... gear...?
>>121761570
The only one you need
>>121761717
someone should make a template for a comic
frame 1: joost looking normal
frame 2: blank
frame 3: blank
frame 4: that image
then we'd have tons of OC
>>121761091
>>121761120
>>121761302
>>121761361
Why the Japnese such Westaboos? The commercials I've seen with Steafanie in them could've easily been done by a Japanese person and wouldn't that be more relatable to the people watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxmW2MktzrE&list=FL1TZf3EEsTmAdDLsP_h-G4g&index=3
>>121761801
>le rage face comic
back to reddit with you
>>121761458
kinda lame how MGR's music set in MGO wasn't one of the boss music
>>121760958
to think someone this gorgeous probably has body image issues after the joostfags were through with her. life is fucked up
>>121760958
Sienna Grace.jpg
>>121761678
>>121761717
Thank you so much She knew people would screen shot it too.
Now we need to teach her about Kappa apparently
>>121761278
oh yes, I do, actually. thank you, again!
>>121761943
She loves Joostfags now though. She became a good friend.
>>121761878
you're trying too hard to fit in newfriend
>>121761943
Joostfags love GaB m8,
>>121762060
its 2015 son, 4 frame comics that aren't loss edits haven't been a thing on 4chan for at least 5 years
>>121761943
she posts on /joost/ now nigger
>>121761801
>tons of OC
But I find new fan art every day!
>>121762156
>son
still trying too hard
>>121761678
>>121761717
thanks for these.
you got anymore pics of this size?
>>121762291
what is it with Dutch girls and cute dimples?
>>121762291
this picture is good enough for a cum tribute
>>121762334
>>121762156
you two are gonna go in circles for atleast five more posts
quit it
>>121762408
Sure
>>121762516
shaking my head to be honest family
Manlets. When will they learn?
This has been the best /mgg/ in a least a week. Good job, family.
>>121762956
Reminder
>>121763012
This
>>121762956
Volgin is 6'7 anon Being shorter than 6'7 means you're a manlet?
>>121762454
Go for it anon.
make me proud
>>121763012
I agree we should do this more often
SUCH A LUST FOR ANIMALS
>>121763246
ZYou will never be with Stefanie
>>121763032
Who wouldn't?
>>121763284
okay
Is Stef's "drunk" episode up yet? /joosten/ made it sound pretty entertaining. She fails a mission to go chasing a mouse?
>>121759903
I'm very religious and there's nothing wrong with any of that
>>121763284
"tfw"
>>121763032
>>121763246
Awooo~
>>121763417
she hasn't uploaded it yet, my finger's been on the trigger to make webms all day but she clearly crashed and went to bed before uploading it
>>121763417
She was doing Lingua Franca and either alerted the entire camp then died or fultoned the translator every time. One of the runs she dropped everything while they were on the Zoologist interrogation and chased after a mouse until she got detected.
>>121763441
Than I would not say you are "very" religious though thats subjective I suppose
>>121763560
Ah, oh well.
You should make a webm of the double gasp. That'd be pretty awesome.
>>121763103
Yes, more people should cum on pics and post them here.
>>121763476
what a silly bitch.why no ahegao ocelot, goddammit? he's perfect for it.
>>121763417
>>121763560
You can watch it on twitch you know and she said she wasn't drunk. Just bad I guess
>>121757208
I HONESTLY WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS TOO.
>>121763417
She wasn't drunk but she was definitely flying high on autism, she said it was adrenaline. I think she fucked up so bad at the mission she started to sperg out since she's naturally shy and shy people react that way when observed sometimes
>>121763787
>she said she wasn't drunk
Every drunk person ever says they aren't drunk.
I mean, I hope to god she wasn't, but...
>>121763678
Is the double gasp when she met Quiet?
Or was it during the latest stream because I watched it but skipped over parts where she kept failing which was a lot
>>121763680
MUNSTER
>>121763765
Isn't Ocelot a little too reserved for that?
>>121763317
>>121763476
Doing Raikov one right now. Meanwhile have this one
>>121763952
Yeah, after beating Quiet, waiting for Pequod to extract her.
>>121763902
She got tipsy with Donna yesterday and maybe was still buzzed today or something
So what though?
Stefanie answered my question during the codec interview AMA
>>121764090
What question
>>121763680
That guy is so fucking ugly
I could make a much sexier looking ocelot
>>121764020
They never met each other
So this is what happens, right?
>Ocelot takes Ishmael away from Ambulance and hides him near the bridge.
>Comes back a half-hour later to save Venom from Mantis / Man on Fire. Bridge gets smashed by lightning.
>Escapes from Man on Fire and leads Venom to whaling ship
>Leaves Venom on the ship and goes back to the smashed bridge almost 3 hours later with a motorcycle for Big Boss
once again its up to ocelot to save this thread from just being "Joose General"
Post your cute cat pictures
>>121764157
>guy
>>121763012
>le reddit nigger speak
>joostfag
>thinks this has been the best general
Explains the decline.
>>121763787
>"i-i'm not drunk!"
>>121763961
>>121764257
>being petty
>and queerosexual
s m h t b h f a m
>>121763981
maybe.but that's the fun of it, after all. I'd like to think he'd let himself go enough, if only for a moment, to make a slutty face.
>>121764178
And you won't either, anon.
Expected more desu
>>121764472
>s m h t b h f a m
>>121764394
It was only about 200 posts. Don't worry; you fags have over 600 to shit up the thread yourselves.
>>121764146
I didn't even care about the question to be honest family but its just one later in the stream.
I asked if she learned any judo while working on the game and Ronin paraphrased asking if she know the basics of CQC. At least he said my stupid username
>>121764503
I need some /mgg/ anons to help me recreate this picture, butthe hotdogs need to be dicks.
>>121764445
She didn't say it like that though when she said "no i'm not drunk" I laughed because it came out of nowhere
>>121764257
Liquid Ocloet > TPP Ocelot.
>>121764503
If you say so anon.
I think of Ocelot ever let himself go, it was when he genuinely smiled.
That sort of thing can make a person look too caring after all.
>>121764894
its all good. I prefer SE occie the best, personally.
>>121764894
He really went out with abang!
Is this the best thread of all time?
>>121764904
do you think he's ticklish, anon?
How's Damaged Goods 03 for Combat waifus? I need an Athlete, and 02 just won't fucking give me one.
>>121765167
Needs Skullfus for added measure
>>121765198
Aren't we all in some way?
I think he'd had tickle resistance training though.
>>121765167
I don't know were starting to Ocelot post too much
>>121765071
Anyone else thought SkullFace was going to be way more like MGS4 Ocelot?
>>121764816
That's why I don't believe her
>>121765167
Yes keep it up
>>121765457
Skullface would act like Liquid?
Why?
>It's a Joosten goes running episode
>Darude Du Du Du starts playing
>>121765457
He was similarly theatrical, but he felt a lot more pretentious than Liquid Ocelot. Also had way less screentime.
>>121765845
I love the fact that she runs to that.
>>121765395
Thats too cute a thought, stop it.
>>121765167
Is this cancer that should be removed?Yes
>>121764204
Yes.
Whaling ships don't leave in the middle of the night
>>121765845
how can anyone seriously not love such a ridiculous sperg?
>>121766254
2cute4me
>>121765457
Yeah. Had no idea that Miller would be MGS4 Ocelot instead.
My god this game is great, I just started it via steam friend share.
>invading a FOB
>get detected and owner comes to defend
>shoot a drone with sniper
>drone goes flying into defender, knocking him on his ass
>shoot him once in the balls and he dies
>>121765229
white mamba is the goldmine of combat waifus
once you rescue her just sneak to the back side of the boat then restart the mission
>>121766434
millers so fucking batshit and absolutely patrician in favorite-character terms
>>121766042
Sorry, but don't you think Ocelot's had training to try and withstand anything that could be thrown at him? You can never be too careful. I mean The Boss trained Naked Snake so that he wouldn't get excited and as a result distracted by dirty magazines. So anything is possible.
I can't fucking wait for Gab to start streaming MGS2. Her MGS1 playthough was lovely.
>>121766254
There are other girls like her out there right?
Or do we have to make her Phantom?
>>121766612
Nah fuck that; they all wheeze.
>>121766846
Just gotta shave my leg bones down a bit and take a scalpel to my vocal cords, I can get right on that
>>121767017
Can you get her cute Dutch accent too?
>>121767158
I'd have to learn dutch, then get the vocal cord surgery, then have speech therapy to reacquire the ability to properly speak dutch, then get the speech therapy for english and japanese on top of that to get the proper accent.
Phantoming is hard business and I have no idea how they got a proper Big Boss voice out of Medic while he was comatose
>>121766847
then just get more of them.
they cant all be buffalos
>>121766731
did she? Thats uh, a little odd honestly.
>>121767362
Maybe that's why there aren't a bunch of Big Bosses running around.
>>121767423
You forgot about their awkward codec conversation about it? It was kinda funny.
That, and when she bitched at him about when he smokes on a mission.
>>121767525
Honestly if they had Rose completely revamped to be Raiden's perfect fucktoy then I'm sure they could have had infinite Big Bosses running around by the MGS2 era
>>121767396
Every POW I've ever gotten there has had one of the two wheezing voices, regardless of race and model.
>>121767571
sheeesh, and yet her boy is constantly lighting his cigars? naughty naughty.
>>121767657
>tfw the patriots will never have girl tailor made to appeal to me
>>121767667
that was just bad luck.
I think white mamba is the only mission with high QT variety.
some sideops have hardcoded black qts, some asian qts, etc etc
>>121767761
It really, really says something that Rose "Just Kidding I Had a Baby" Rosemary is Raiden's perfect woman, but I'm not exactly sure what.
You know, I have to admit: D-Dog has really grown on me since I kicked the fucker by accident all those weeks ago.
>Wearing Eva's suit
>Broad daylight
>Dude see's a buddy getting fultoned
>No way I'm hiding like this
>Pop into a Box
>Soldier walks up
>"Hold 'em off!"
>Leave box and grab that fool
D-Dog's actually a pretty damn useful buddy.
Still miss the fuck out of Quiet, though.
What was your reaction the first time you laid a bunch of capture cages expecting to get something good and instead saw "Gerbil X 8"?
>>121767891
Well I don't think she was putting on an act by 4
>>121767713
Well, she's a hypocrite, she used to smoke cigars on her missions all the time. That's why Naked Snaked picked it up in the first place. Probably.
Then she quit, and she wanted Snake to quit too.
Now you've got Big Boss wandering around a hospital after a 9 year coma just trying to find a place to light up while he's well into his 50s. Heh.
>>121767919
>accidentally throw an empty mag at d-dog's face
>bond with d-dog has decreased
>-30 heroism
>>121768148
Meanwhile you've got Venom Snake desperately trying to pretend he actually likes smoking cigars when in every case he just takes like a single puff, waits for everyone to leave, then puts it out.
Not sure if The Boss would be proud. Maybe the AI Pod could tell it wasn't Snake because its sensors couldn't detect the smell of tobacco.
>>121768148
I love The Boss. Her and The Sorrow are my absolute MVPs and my favorite couple. I pine for more fanart of those two.
>>121768440
Here is something I don't see posted often. Along with the cobras, which is even less often.
>>121768353
Hmm, its possible he doesn't like cigars as much. Might also be why his phantom cigar is mostly medicinal plants.
Though he seemed to enjoy the real cigar Quiet lit for him.
>>121768805
Awww, look how sweet they are goofing around! I love this, thanks so much.
>>121768805
The guy takes the cigar, sniffs it as if to say "Yes I am a cigar sommelier, I know what I'm doing don't you dare question me" but the minute everyone's gone he just tosses it onto the ground.
When was Big Boss ever so hoity-toity about his cigars?
WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW non-lethal fob options are so fucking annoying holy shit. May as well just go make a sandwich if you get detected. Jesus p fuck christ that was gay.
>GAS
>GAS BOMBS
>MORE GAS BOMBS
>GET GASSED FAGGOT
>NL SUBMACHINE GUN STUN LOCK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
>>121769014
>but the minute everyone's gone he just tosses it onto the ground
When did that happen?
>>121768949
No problem, wish I had more.
Did she find the mouse?
>>121769154
Moment when Quiet leaves. He just pockets it after one puff and that's it.
>>121769215
nope ;_;
>>121764050
The stream ended at 1:20 AM in Japan, she probably just needed some sleep.
>>121764090
She answered my question too. Congratz.
>>121769154
Birthday cutscene, after Quiet lights his cigar. Everytime he enjoys his phantom cigar after a cutscene, there's the usual timelapse effect with his watch.
The one time in the game he's actually smoking the real deal, he waits for Quiet to dematerialize, takes one puff, then extinguishes it.
>They still haven;t fixed the bug with The Boss sneaking suit turning characters' eyes brown.
>>121769383
It started at 6am est though which is 7pm in Japan and it was only 2 and a half hours
>>121769724
you think you have problems?
I can't use Glaz with the new sneaking suit because his glasses get inside his head, and also turn his eyes blue.
>>121764090
>>121769383
What questions? I'm not watching that shit if it's nearly as cringe worthy as the last one
>>121769759
It ended at 8:20 AM PST which is 1:20 AM JST.
>>121770131
oh my god who the hell cares
>>121769882
He never asked for this.
But hey, at least his vision is augmented now.
>>121769882
>mfw konami can't even mod their own game
>>121770341
Even the DLC devs aren't giving a fuck anymore. Maybe Konami replaced KojiPro with intern devs.at least they're cost effective
>>121770623
During one patch they forgot to include all the updated ui files from the previous patch.
I think every second patch was to fix bugs they added in the previous.
Heres my waifu, only because her codename is what she's doing at mother base. Keeping the morale alive.
Don't forget: just three days left until Peace Day!
>>121771164
her outfit in the field.
>>121771324
Reminder that this is the purest romance in the series
okay
>>121771398
>literal forced rape
>purest
okay
>>121771398
After Venom and Quiet maybe
>>121771448
Is it really okay, though?
>>121771461
Woosh
>>121771398
>It's alright Chico, I won't even feel your slender two inches of thick nicaraguan steel
>It's like a chasm down there
>>121771398
needs a mentally scarred big boss huddle to the side.
Anyone else deeply concerned about how MGO will turn out on Steam?
I just want to be tacticool without the plague of a million korean hackers screaming at me.
>>121771398
That's not Volgin and Raikov.
Reminder
>>121769416
>get b-day cutscene
>no Quiet
>no Huey
>no cigars
>no Big Boss
This party blows.
>>121771860
>>121771706
this isn't league
>>121771976
>tfw birthday is July
>i'll probably come back to an empty motherbase
The Boss is too sexy.
>>121771398
nope
Kojima has spoken
>>121772237
>tfw no Metal Gear Cobra
>tfw no "Tap X to birth Ocelot"
>>121772423
>Tap X to carve snake into torso
>Hold R2 to remove baby
>>121772237
Don't sexulise the Boss.
>>121771860
holy shit kek
>>121772464
Reminder that The Boss doesn't know how a C-section works
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST HAD TO CUT BELOW MY WAIST?!
>>121772606
the surgeon had a masters in literature
>>121772606
Ocelot was a big baby.
>>121772606
That's what happens when you assign E rank soldiers to your medical team.
>>121772862
>Do it yourself.
>>121771860
>>121772606
But she was shot several times too wasn't she?
>>121761458
RULES OF NATURE
>>121773024
She made it clear that the snake scar was from the C-section
>>121773151
But didn't EVA's tape in PW correct that?
>>121773332
Dunno, didn't play PW.
Night /mgg/
>>121773332
>Believing EVA
God damn, the PF Rank page is frustrating to look at when everybody's about even. Just went from 11th place to 2nd place with my last match-up.
>>121771706
Why do I always do this whenever I see this pic
I'm down to my last 24 hours on /mgg/
>>121773552
night, anon
>>121773641
>Actually thinks Fallout 4 will be good
wew
NZO YA BADIABULU
>>121773704
You can't stop it anon. It will also take me. It will take us all, no matter if its shitty
>>121773818
who bix dis is?
>yfw people will have a new appreciation for mgsv when fallout 4 drops
>>121773568
But The Boss must have talked to her about the truth, she had a picture of the Mercury Seven and everything.
Her story also lined up with EVA's.
>>121773552
You should at least listen to the tapes anon, they are very interesting!
>>121774048
Do you think The Boss would have been an abusive mother?
>>121774025
I think people just block out how bad each modern Fallout has been at launch. It's a rather funny cycle to watch.
They found love in a hopeless place
>>121774118
Probably
>>121774175
Reminder of pottery
>thinking to myself: Hey, I haven't played MGS in roughly ages let's see if it added something
>start it up
>ToS agreement
>warning
>Online information.. TEN fucking sites of info I have click trough to get to the god damn fucking game.
I'm already pissed at this point
>get in. Apparently Won and failed one defense each
>game makes me look trough the FOB Materials tutorial AGAIN
>check FOB Missions
>Nuclear equipped targets aren't actually nuclear equipped.
When I launched I was so hyped to play this again, How could it turn to shit so quickly?
What does D-Walker say when you call it?
Default mode?
>>121774118
No, she would be stern though.
Do you think The Sorrow would have made a good father?
Actually, do you think Ocelot got the chance to see his father when he was very young? The Sorrow was working in Russia for The Philosophers and Ocelot would have been in Russia too right?
He couldn't have been trained to be a code breaker until he was at least old enough to retain the information so, would he have been moved yet?
Maybe that's why The Sorrow joined The Philosophers to begin with?
>>121774485
Driving mode I think
>>121774406
okay
>>121773332
What did she say?
>>121774530
Pretty sure I hear an "s" sound though. "Dissolve" or something.
>>121774118
have you ever seen those mommy/son porn videos?
>"I NEED ANIMALS"
>>121774796
No, fuck that shit it' disgusting.
if they are wearing gas masks, does that mean they are immune to sleeping gas?
>TFW yesterday was my birthday and I was so miserable I forgot to visit mother base
I fucking blew it.
>>121775237
Yeah and smoke.
>>121775251
Don't worry, they'll wish you happy birthday again next year
>>121772237
do you think the boss took it doggy style?
i wonder if she ever gave the sorrow some anal play
>>121775237
That outfit combo of mask, thermal vision and sneaking suit gives me a hard on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR9sqb8ToSU
lads
>>121775251
>tfw my bday is august 30
>>121775486
According to some horny femanons here, they'd love to get fucked in a battlefield.
>>121775437
Don't remind me.
>>121775572
shes so based
>>121775634
>Not using best version
>>121775572
fuck I hate you people
>>121775251
aw, why were you miserable, anon?
>>121775725
that's stupid
>>121775775
Left you a message ;)
>>121774048
This girl would make a great Boss
>>121775825
I'm in Okinawa away from my family and all that junk.
>>121775879
Yur stohped!
>>121776095
bring me back some Calorie Mates
>>121775251
Happy birthday for yesterday anon!Don't be sad please.
>>121776209
They're honestly not that great.
>>121775251
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONGRATULATIONS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITH SALUTATIONS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAY YOUR SKY STAY BLUE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
>>121776463
They at least better than supermarket protein bars?
>>121775486
The Boss was a cold blooded murderer who didn't care about societal norms, not some untouchable waifu blob
>>121776095
I'm sorry to hear that. here's a hug. I hope things get better for you soon!
>>121776463
because you didnt buy the chocolate or maple.
>>121773704
>>121773830
Well, It looks like it's going to be shit. The last few Bethesda RPGs all sucked. Skyrim had lots to do but ultimately was shallow as fuck. It was very much the "Avatar" of RPGs, Lots of hits, zero inpact, casuals love it.
With Fallout 3 Bethesda proved that they have no idea what Fallout is and this showed in how little love they put into that project.
They seem to have glanced over a wiki entry for fallout once so they don't have to name shit themselves.
For example: The Brotherhood of steel. Those are actually a group of people who don't have much contact with most people, and live kinda "Monkish" while trying to protect and collect all kinds of technology. In f3 they were just super generic white knights, who ran around saving the world.
Or how about the fact that you play in a world that has almost been utterly destroyed by Nuclear war with a huge number of places being contaminated with radiation which people fear and avoid because it has turned humans and animals alike into Monsters.. HOW THE FUCK does it make sense for anyone in this world to build a Mini nuke launcher? They should (rightfully) fear and avoid anything even remotely nuclear. More to the point, How the fuck does it make sense to build an entire town around a fucking unexploded bomb? A couple of ghuls, and a few nutters in a fucked up cult style I could understand... But fucking normal humans and familys living there... AND allowing you (someone they don't know) to try and disarm the fucking thing.
And of course the Nuke launcher is still in F4. They fucking PROUDLY presented that in the trailer.
>>121776643
and the god damn fucking dialogue is so forced, specially in response to checks
[Explosives] I see you know what's what when it comes to explosives
[Intelligence] You seem very smart.
[Medicine] You're right, you must be a doctor!
Not to mention that your stats don't fucking matter since the checks are % chance. You could have 1 point in intelligence and pass a really high intelligence check by luck or savescumming. Or the other way around, you could have resonable high skill in something and fail like a retard because lol chance.
Also, they hired Liam fucking Neeson to do Voice acting and what do they use him for? 5 minutes talk at the start of the game, 3 minutes at the end. Fucking hell. I rather had 20 other non.famous voices than wasting all the money on less than 10 minutes of neeson.
I guess the only good thing is the fact that they included some decent music.
>>121776643
>All that text
>Off-topic
You really want us to read all that shit? Would more likely read again that fapfic of Quiet using her rifle as a dildo on Venom's ass
>>121774690
Anon that tape is over 30 minutes long, I don't want to look through it for one specific quote, here is the link though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7915opVB0
>>121775486The Boss is a huge buttslut.
>>121776949
do not sexualise the boss
>>121776543
she totally had a good sized bush going on down there. imagine getting a whiff after she unzips her suit after a long day of cold blooded murder
>>121776772
Well, I guess I got somewhat too passionate about Fallout. And can absolutely not understand why people are SO HYPE OMG for a game they know NOTHING but press release about, specially when it's made by someone who made the last one shitty. Fucking Imgur is full of "LEL I'll skip work lel my wife will leave me Lel errybody gon thing I'm dead because F4".
I just feel so triggered. Please hold me.
>>121777038
vomiting
>>121777038
Yummy
>>121777052
>>>>>>>>>/fog/
>>121775251
hey, happy belated birthday, I'm sorry it was kinda shitty. hopefully the next one's nicer, and I hope you're not too sad for too long.
>>121777001
Never.
>>121777118
Ocelot probably hated his birthday...
So Ocelots pretty much mourns his mom's death throughout the entire MGS series right?
He has a black arm band in every game since MGS3.
What a momma's boy.
>>121777090
don't lie, you'd wear the boss's panties like a gasmask.
>>121776603
>>121776538
>>121776519
>>121776414
>>121776209
>>121775825
>>121775576
>>121775437
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone.
What do you think Paz's butt smells like?
>>121777354
Chico's dick
>>121777354
The stench would be the accumulated smegma from dozens of XOF soldiers plus Chico's dick
>>121777354
I'll make sure to clean it with my tongue.
>>121777281
Could he be mourning his Father too?
Does that really imply he knew his mother was dead?
When do you think he learned the whole truth?
>>121777572
Probably when he became part of the illuminati
>>121777281
He has it in MGS3 too.
>>121777572
The only time he met his father was when Sorrow's spirit visited him when Liquid was taking him over just to tell him he was ashamed of how weak minded his son was
>>121777694
Wasn't that a ruse though?
>>121777827
Liquid taking over Ocelot in MGS2 was not a ruse.
It's a ruse in MGS4, after he's had Liquid's arm removed.
>>121777598
He's been part of the Illuminati since birth though.
>>121777694
Did you get that from the comic? I'm pretty sure that's non canon isn't it?
>O'Brien was also critical of the inclusion of a collectible tape recording which implies through audio that Chico, an underage boy, was forced to have sex with Paz. She believes that the scene used rape as a weapon against Paz and as a reward for the player.
>>121778234
I needed the rape for 100% completion.
>>121778234
>used rape as a weapon against Paz and as a reward for the player.
>as a reward for the player.
>>121778234
Yes, I always choose to play games based on the potential of implied rape as an end reward.
>>121778413
Well, that or outright rape.
>>121776820
Damn it I don't wanna comb through 30 minutes either, but I guess I'd better pay some attention to PW for once.
>>121778234
>used rape as a weapon against Paz
>just Paz
>not Chico as well
k
>>121778603
I may have also confused EVA's tape with Strangelove's which talks about the exact same event. But one of those mentions it specifically. It's also in the wiki too (although it isn't that accurate) but I can confirm that is actually said.
The scar is a combination bullet wound and c-section scar.
>>121778759
Anon, don't you know males can't be raped.sarcasm/
>>121778321
She's focusing on the fact the tape itself is literally a reward you receive for completing a task in the game. That tape I think you got from completing a specific optional task. I think it's pretty dishonest to frame it as "congratulations, no you get to listen to rape!" though.
As to rape being used as a weapon, no fucking shit? The game is a fictionalized Guantanamo Bay, where they just happened to rape the shit out of prisoners for sport and to psychologically break the victims!
I NEED THAT GODDAMN PATCH NOWWW!!!!
>>121779183
he was obviously just using the hand of jehuty
>>121778234
So how old were Chico and Paz when the rape happened?
>>121779515
fuck off
>>121779285
chico was around 13
paz around 25 i think
>>121779835
so Paz is 34 in TPP? No way
>allowing an obvious serial killer skinhead onto Mother Base
And this is why only Big Boss (and select female staff who go on missions in his stead) should be allowed to recruit
>>121780016
no.
she didnt age a day
So I'm pretty far into the game. I've just gotten the first Battle Gear cutscene. How many more missions do I need to do after that to be able to use it? And is it free roam only or can it be used in missions like a regular tank?
>>121780016
>he doesn't know yet
>donna wants to perform sins of the father at the game awards
Please no
>>121780285
It's for combat deployments only.
do you guys like that walker gears are getting nerfed in MGO or nah? personally I never had a problem taking them out, but I see it as a good thing anyway because the average player goes full pussy mode and runs away at the sight of one. If even 2 people focused fire on it the walker gear is toast in a matter of seconds, but nooo you have to run away like a puss and give him more kills.
>>121780134
oh right, fuck me im retarded, disregard my post
>>121780285
You never get to actually play with it.
It's something that only ever gets used in the Dispatch missions, specifically the "S" difficulty missions.
You never get to see the thing in combat, much less use it;Ocelot gives you a bullshit excuse about needing to test it in the field first.
>>121780356
SINSSSSSSSS NEVER DIEEEEEEE
>>121780356
Why not?
>>121780613
She sucks.
>Joosten on /int/
Who's doing this?
>>121780701
Nah, she's alright.
>>121780719
probably this guy
>>121780719
>>121780719
Skully always looks like he's having a good time.
>>121780356
>Not Joosten and Quiet's theme
dropped
>>121780613
Because it's a terrible song for edgy, pretentious teenagers?
What other torture techniques do you think Big Boss knows besides bamboo splinter denailing?
>>121780369
>>121780487
fuck this game
>>121781169
Make sure to come back for the MGO release on PC!
So update on movie time tomorrow, the line up will be:
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Terminator 2
1984
I picked 1984 for the last slot because we've all seen Kung Pow, Space Odyssey is a long ass movie to be showing last and 1984 is something relevant I think everyone should watch now that they've played the game.
MOVIE TIME IS 8PM EST TOMORROW, MONDAY NIGHT.
Can I make The Patriot or something that resembles it in MGSV?
>>121781370
Hey Maverick, I thought you said you were adding Ravenous?
>>121780983
Oh boy, here we go. Care to explain how it's pretentious and why being edgy is consider bad in the first place?
>>121781467
Aw shit thanks for reminding me, I'll add it now, sorry about that.
Can someone explain to me why people are treating Quiet's Exit like Aeris' death?
>>121781370
fury road was their date movie
>>121782008
Holy shit
>>121782008
she has a crush on kojima, you do know that right?
>>121781705
cause they're both just as badly written and forced as each other
>>121781417
You can use an MRS rifle as the base, put a drum mag on it, use the super short AK for the barrel and stick a grenade launcher stock onto it to get something pretty close to it.
You won't be able to do this until you're quite far into the game though.
>enemy gets set on fire by dwalker's flamethrower
>screams in agony and dies quickly
>body is burned
>snake gets set on fire by it
>absolutely silent
>takes no damage
>no burns or even blood
>>121781417
You can make something like it, though if you're on PC and if the customization menu bug is still a thing, you can make it closer to the real patriot.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
>>121782997
So I guess it's confirmed that she'll be performing there then.
>>121783340WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>121782997
Donna and Joost confirmed best couple
Ocelot probably has a lot of skills and knowledge that's aren't exactly needed for his work. Just learned it because he could and it interested him.
What do you think some of those are?
Dog and or animal training seems to be one.
Horse riding seems to be another though that is useful to his work.
He seems to have a taste for good coffee, so maybe good food too? Maybe he can cook?
Does he know how to sew and patch up his own clothes?
He has nice handwriting, maybe he can draw too?
What other things might he be pretty good at?
>>121783697
shes twice her age though
>>121783697
this t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0syVJof9E54
When is the patch coming out and will anyone even care about it?
I can't find this guy on my roster anymore, what happened?
>>121784326
he's in your intel unit
>>121784317
no idea and I will care. It's going to change the game in a big/good way. No more infiltrators running around like retards, no more one hit stuns (unless you use cqc+2), elocators are scout only! LMG are enforcer only! can't kill allied fulton victims anymore, etc. OH and the best change for me will be TWO boxes instead of one now. I am gonna be invincible! I can't fucking wait.
>>121784326
Kaz can kick him and Silent Basilisk but it's pretty random
That is if he hasn't moved to a team and you just haven't noticed
>>121784186
okay thats it
thats IT
>>121784186
looks like they had too much wine
>"Are you saying you want to have my baby?"
>That playful "No."
She was so thirsty, Snake! You fucked up!
>>121784406
No he's not.
>>121784470
Goddamn, any way to recover him? I sure as hell don't miss Silent Faggotry though.
>>121784458
>TWO boxes instead of one now
SERIOUSLY!?
IM GOING TO BE FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Memories...
Did she give them to you?
>>121783950
>no laserpointer
>no scope
Inaccurate/10
>>121785354
she's only at 50% bond
my penis is only half way there anon
>>121785354
Yes
>>121784859
>>121784458
>Because only one "C.BOX" could be carried at a time, the "C.BOX" is not used very frequently. The carry capacity will be increased to 2.
As a result, each player will now be able to plant another cardboard box in the stage.
I can't fucking wait. the mind games are gonna be ridiculous.
sooo
i was dicking around hunting successfully for s ranks to regain what i lost from invasions and spooping soldiers with d walkers wormhole fulton cannon
and upon successfully infiltrating the latrine to test out the soldier with stomach ache tape and getting sympathies from one of the soldiers that overheard
MY FUCKING TAPE VANISHED! WHY?
IT WAS MINE KOJIMA! MINE! I FOUND IT!
>>121784042
I bet he's a good at domestic shit after MGSV. I was waiting for Venom to come home to cooked dinner.
>>121785354
She gave some to Ocelot I'm sure.
>>121785532
Your walkman ate it after looping it too many times.
There will be another one back where you first found it.
>>121785532
1 use only, gotta find it again
>>121785532
Using a tape like those will make it break. Go back to where you found it and you can get it again.One of the locations is next to the portaloo in De Shago Khalai
>>121785532
Yeah they do that, it's probably so you don't sit there spamming the sleep tape every time someone comes near.
You can go get another at least.
>>121785589
Just because of how he acted?
I'm not sure if that's evidence enough though...
The only other time Ocelot eats is when he ate all of the food Naked Snake procured in the wild.
And that was hardly luxury...
He does mention how to cook certain animals and it being delicious though. I think it was just the sheep?
>>121785595
Reminder that Ocelot is mean and abusive to Quiet when Venom isn't around
>>121785653
>>121785671
>>121785673
>>121785674
So their a russian going around recording people taking nasty shits lol
thanks people ill stop drinking now
>spamming the sleep tape
what? where i haven't looked shit up for tapes
>that one guy who won't shut the fuck about ocelot
>>121785853
Anon, you can't project your sexual fantasies into a game. It's not natural!
>>121785532
Tapes with status effects break if you listen to them too much.
Hope you didn't plan on comforting yourself with Quiet's humming.
>>121785867
Should I post EVA then?
The thread seems a bit dead, just trying to start a little of conversation is all.
>>121785958
It's literally canon anon. Ocelot is a sociopath, we've been through this already.
When are we going to get skull face playable in MGO?
>>121786134
You shouldn't force your headcanon onto others anon, I respect your opinion but there is plenty of evidence to say otherwise.
>>121786234
I WISH! What would be special about him though? Probably something like tank+3 where he recovers HP really fast. Or maybe a Mei Ling type attack where he can make Sally shoot missiles in a certain spot. like a mobile mortar.
>>121786276
Want Ocelot's too?
>>121786242
Tell that to Quiet. Poor girl, can't escape the clutches of a manipulator like Ocelot.
>>121786276
Has anyone got the Eli page?
>>121786276
>>121786380
But... didn't she technically? She left the rig with no trouble at all...? So smoothly it was difficult to even track her down?
>>121786405
Miller's page is missing something pretty big
>>121786565
Hmm? Like what?You're going to say Ocelot... aren't you?
>>121786565
>>121786482
That's after she finally found the courage to leave. Quiet was useless to Ocelot at that point, anyway. He got what he wanted out of her.
And Venom will never know about it :(
>>121786679
It still pisses me off that we never got Fox Engine Strangelove.
>>121786693
But didn't Ocelot force her not to give any information during her interrogation?
>>121786679
>>121786761
I'm sad we didn't see EVA, and she was alive and integral to the story too.
Will MGSV get GOTY at the VGAs since Geoff loves Kojima so much?
>>121786806
>>121786234
>Skull Face is introduced in MGO via expansion
>He has some EX version of Field Report
>He yells out "WHOOOOOOOO" when someone aims at him or is near him
>>121786310
>Use's his Mare's leg as a unique weapon
>*Tips fedora* is his taunt
>Automatically has Interrogation +3, Quick weapon raising, Quick reload, slightly better than average health and move speed.
>Unique parasite passive that debuffs people who he shoots
>>121786864
If it doesn't, he'll probably scowl at the camera like he did when Dragon Age won that one year.
>>121786864
it will get goty because it's the goty
>>121786762
He was worried she'd spill the beans about him manipulating and blackmailing her. That whole torture scene was just a front. Ocelot never wanted her to talk in he first place
>>121786905
>>121786981
Okay
>>121786981
I agree it deserves it, but I'm worried that they will have heard the piece of shit that is the MGS community being ungrateful and decide not to give it to it.
>>121787028
lel
>>121786996
But if she talked wouldn't that have spread the infection?
That seems like a more reasonable explanation doesn't it?
>>121787028
>FO4
>GOTY
[laughter intensifies]
>>121787019
>>121786936
>>Unique parasite passive that debuffs people who he shoots
man I REALLY miss Guns of the Patriots from MGO2 now....."BANG!" HAHAH! Man I loved that shit.
>>121787028
bruh...
>>121787152
I miss emotion ammo.
>>121787071
That as well. Ocelot knew she couldn't talk so she was the perfect victim of him sociopathic tendencies
>>121787218
>Overrated garbage
>"goty"
>>121786964
I don't think Troy Baker would care, it's not like he gets paid extra after it wins GOTY.
>>121786981
Normies simply don't play MGS, it's a sad truth.
>>121787326
What sort of enjoyment would he get from an interrogation that would produce no results?
>>121787409
>Normies simply don't play MGS, it's a sad truth.
Metal Gear is a famous mainstream franchise played by millions
>>121787218
TPP with swords.
>>121787409
Why would Troy? I meant Geoff.
>>121787447
It wasn't an interrogation. It was a front. He used the opportunity to torture her to keep herquiet
>>121786981
>MGS V
>GOTY
>>121787487
and Fallout is even more so, and is played by twice if not thrice as many.I prefer MGS by a mile but it's not gonna win.
>>121787409
>Normies simply don't play MGS, it's a sad truth.
L
M
A
O
>>121787579
But what about any time someone has mentioned torture around him, he gets upset and demands it called interrogation? He even admits he dislikes. Volgin's pure torture entertainment.
I like to think huey committed suicide because he thought back on his past and realized what an asshole he was.
>>121787709
Because he's a conservatard who thinks torture = legit interrogation
>>121787492
and an actual populated open world
and unique side quests/witcher contracts
and a coherent and well structured story
and multiple complete and fulfilling endings
graphically they are about equal but in their own way, W3 has an unparalleled visual quality for an open world fantasy setting
maybe if Kojima had the ability to delay his game more like CDPR did when they didn't feel it was good enough, then maybe MGS5 would have more of a chance
>>121787797
Why would an expert make a misconception like that?
So during my 200 hours of playtime to get 93 % completion, I barely saw any glitches at all. I recently went nuclear in free roam, blasting outposts and side ops with bombardment for the fun of it, and suddenly I start getting shit like supplies falling through the ground and side ops targets spawning as corpses. The fuck?
>>121787754
He tried to kill his unfaithful wife's daughter along with himself.
He's scum to the very end.
Well goodnight guys
Tomorrows my final day and I have something special planned
>>121787152
>hammy Patric Zimmerman codecs
>weapon locking GOP finger gun
>SOP DESAB AoE attack
>unique CQC evade
>roared Snake's name whenever you attacked him
>"THINK AGAIN!" comeback mechanic
Liquid Ocelot was the best unique.
>>121760958
kek this is the only post that got nuked?
>>121788132
Not yet! It's not over yet!
>>121788132
>"THINK AGAIN!" comeback mechanic
I won us a few games that way it's amazing. "NO NOT YET! IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE!" *clock rewinds* First time it happened I lost my shit.
>>121788161
probably had her lamechan army invade and report to get her photo taken out of the thread
>>121788216
>>121788238
Could you blame this act of similar posting on the The Patriots, or fine taste?
>>121788238
They can't use Eli as a Unique in MGO3 huh?
>>121788367
No because then people would be able to kill him, and that would not be allowed.
>>121788367
that'd be awesome. He would have shit health, but be un-cqc-able. Maybe play a bit like Vamp did in MGO2 with the dodges and knife attacks. I loved playing as Vamp. Raiden was fun too since he could block bullets with his sword.
>>121788460
But killing children results in a game over?
Could that be part of his mechanic?
>>121788513
NEVER BE GAME OVER!
>>121788367
When his 'health' reaches zero. He loses consciousness at which point the enemy team can fulton him away, or his allies can revive him to stop from losing a ticket. Perhaps even allow him to continue spotting enemy players that move to him to fulton him.
He'd have to have incredibly low max health to balance this though.
Grade 8 weapons coming
PF Rating screen changing appearance
New security devices
Anti Reflex mode shortens length of reflex mode in FOBs
Stealth mode will hide you from the attacker (no red FOM circle)
Can now make a third FOB
Lil Chick hat and Chicken hat easier to get
Can now sell online inventory
>>121788761
Forgot my source.
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/update201511.php5
Coming November 10th.
>>121788761
>can now sell online inventory
>still can't move equipment from online to offline resources
>still can't develop nukes with combined resources from online and offline
Well, its something at least.
>>121788761
>Grade 8 weapons
Gee can't wait to see the absurd development requirements for this shit!
>>121788460
>Raiden in AA enabled rooms
Shit was broken as fuck.
>>121788817
>In-game notifications of events and other news have been improved.
Oh, so this will probably get rid of the "AN EVENT IS HAPPENING" notification every fucking time I open my iDroid.
>>121788817
Interesting that anti-reflex is directly linked to your Medical team level, since Medical was basically the throw-away stat until now.
>>121788761
>9 million GMP and 100k resources to build a level 2/4 platform
>>121782997
Guys, what's in the handbag?
>>121790083
My Phone number ;^)
>>121790083VOCAL CHORD PARASITES
What's the first thing Big Boss said to Ocelot when he woke up?
>>121790586
Kept you waiting, huh
>>121790625
That's... actually kind of the worse thing he could say huh? That's so cliche and predictable it would hurt.
>>121753180
>>121753049
>>121753316
>>121752596
Racoon girls are the best because who the fuck doesn't want azn pussy on their MB.R.I.P. Crimson Racoon. You're shining light even in death. I don't even remember what mission I got you from but you had a 11/10 ass.
>>121787821
>and an actual populated open world
>and unique side quests/witcher contracts
>and a coherent and well structured story
>and multiple complete and fulfilling endings
>graphically they are about equal but in their own way, W3 has an unparalleled visual quality for an open world fantasy setting
Heh.
Inb4 :Kojimadrone
>>121791928
>>121790586
"What happened to the woman?"
Reminder that one of the Joostfags went nuclear and tried to kill some people:
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Relative-Shot-in-Back-of-Head-in-Scripps-Ranch--341393542.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1-cEJlay4 (NSFW)
>waifufags
>>121792579
>>121792579
>this is the way the world ends
>not with a bang but with a waifu
>>121791928
L O N D O N
>>121792579
/joosten/ are the ones that actually warned GaB (who then warned Stef) about him
What do you want in MGSV, /mgg/?
>non-canon main missions that include fighting MGS3 bosses recreated in glorious Fox Engine
>>121793790
I want them to remove boasters.
>>121793790
>>121793790
Snatcher missions
Deja Vu
VR missions
more wacky shit
>>121792445
Nobody actually believes Ishmael is Ocelot, right?
>>121792579
Yeah I'm not watching that. Can a kind anon give a quick explanation of the content of this video?
>>121792579
only read the article
what does that have to do with joos
>>121794097
Only the people who knew what to look (and listen) for.
Do corporations even care about petitions?
https://www.change.org/p/mgo2%E3%81%AE%E5%86%8D%E7%A8%BC%E5%83%8D%E3%82%82%E3%81%97%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AFps4%E3%81%B8%E3%81%AE%E7%A7%BB%E6%A4%8D%E5%B8%8C%E6%9C%9B-re-running-of-mgo2-or-porting-the-mgo2-to-ps4-mgo#share
>>121794098
Mentally ill person pretends he's Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, rants about how sports and bad and video games and anime are good, says he's doing what he's doing for "Stephanie"
>>121794668
Konami doesn't care about the west anymore
so this is a definite no
>>121794668
>Do corporations even care about petitions?
Online petitions are worth less than nothing.
>>121794684
Yeah but doesn't mean he's talking about Stephjoost does it?
>>121794793
Of course not, it's just a coincidence.
>>121794854
It's not even a coincidence. Stephanie is a common name.
But... just one time... I was questioned by this other guy.
He was different from the rest. I'll never forget him... or what he said. It cut right into me.
"Nothing to be ashamed of. Pain gets the better of us all." "Let the words comfort you." "Now what did your boss tell you?"
I nearly talked. This guy was so... so weird. I know I saw his face. I, I just... I can't remember it...
The administration here knew about the operation. There was a leak. The brass are long gone. All that's left are the grunts kept out of the loop and us "enemy combatants"... Dunno why they left witnesses like us here alive.
Mind if we stop a minute, Boss? I gotta rest. Let's get outta here. I wanna go home. Our home...
>>121795131
Why the fuck is the dialogue in TPP so lackluster compared to GZ? Everyone sounds like a fucking encyclopedia without any charm. The best dialogues where in the Truth Tapes, Ishmael, Hamburgers, and I can't think of anything else.
>>121793790
a comfy motherbase
>>121795665
i like the in game blue waters better than the demo though
also
>those blue doors
the dream
>>121792579
>Reminder that one of the Joostfags went nuclear and tried to kill some people:
>http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Relative-Shot-in-Back-of-Head-in-Scripps-Ranch--341393542.html>>121792579
>Reminder that one of the Joostfags went nuclear and tried to kill some people:
>http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Relative-Shot-in-Back-of-Head-in-Scripps-Ranch--341393542.html
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1-cEJlay4>>121784048
Everybody likes CILF (NSFW)
>>waifufags
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1-cEJlay4 (NSFW)
>>waifufags
>>121795727
>tfw you realize quiet wasn't coming for venom
now the question is... was she coming to kill ishmael or extract him? and what implications does that have to the rest of the story?
>>121796350
Kill, duh.
>>121792579
3DPD waifufags you mean
>Infiltrate FOB
>forgot to turn markers back on
>perfect stealth anyway
This mode is a joke
>>121796350
The "next bed" was Ishmael's bed. Bandaged-up Ishmael saw her, guy on the radio told her to skip him for now and take out "Big Boss", thus the strangling and BB's monkey-fu.
>>121797154
PC?
>>121796350
Next bed = Ishmael
Skullface was unaware of the ruse. That was the whole point. If they wanted Big Boss alive they would have captured him, not send an autist to strangle his doppelganger.
>>121797901
PS3
>>121798363
>Try to kiss her.
>Tongue gets snagged on one of her hook teeth and gets ripped out.That said I'd still do it. Just no kissing.
Why can't we link our mgo characters to tpp as playable staff?
>>121798631
because that would be cool/fun. Not allowed.
When will the world that the Boss envisioned finehlly behcome a realiteh?
>Go play GTAV for the first time in months after 100%ing MGSV.
>My face when going from driving MGSVs shitty ass jeeps to my old motorcycle.
Only just now have I realized how shitty MGSVs driving is.
>>121799380
okay
I swear finding climbers from prisoner extraction 2 is next to impossible.
>>121753540
Who cares? She's an ugly slut in a shitty game.
holy shit we ded
Fuck it.
Anyone up for some MGO?
>>121802598
Go back to cripplechan retard.
>>121794212
The guy who did it was stalking her and did it because she didn't visit him on his birthday.
Seriously.
Hey how do "chains" work in qt farming?
>The same guy has stolen all three of the nukes I've built
I'm starting to think there is something wrong with the Nuke-equipped targets list. I'm really tired of grinding white mambas.
>>121803150
Completing a certain sideop will open up another one nearby.
The chains are just writing down in what order what sideop opens what and eventually looping back to the start so you can look at your list and go "oh I have this so I can work my way around to this one."
>>121777694
nah thats horseshit. Or at the very least, yknow, not canon.
The Sorrow gave up his life for his son without hesitation, why would he ever give him shit?
>>121802598
Ok so source?
Any news on Kojambles, is he alright?
>>121786565
We need more Kaz in here
>>121804889
His old glasses looked better.
>>121805101
Yeah, I agree with you, Anon.
>>121805956
What happened, anon?
>>121787447
evil sadism boner. Ocelot just uses his fight with Cipher and the Patriots to do fucked up batshit stuff.
the true villan
>>121786030
What are Quiet and Paz's Humming used for?
>>121804889
>>121804889
Kaz is a pretty cool guy, and also the only one of the three top diamond dogs not to be under some kind of mind whammy.
>>121806830
You don't need to deface a wall to say that
>>121804795
Yeah he's fine he's moved in with the Joost and gives her his Asian dick every night
>>121775572
When does she go crazy?
>>121808098
about an hour in
>>121807508
he is, in himself, batshit crazy though.
>>121808354
Yeah, his brain problems are all natural.
Funny how he comes across as the least stable of the three though. I wonder if Code Talker is the only one who ever gets to enjoy good old jokey Kaz
How did Ishmael light Quiet on fire???
>>121798607
Jesus my sides
>Soldiers deployed to invade FOBs die if they are killed
Damn, does the same thing happen if you defend/support an FOB and the intruder goes lethal?
>>121808661
Ethanol + lighter + short way down
>>121809085
>lighter
What lighter?
>>121809065
Use direct contract on them newfriend
>>121809271
The one he set her on fire with.
>>121809389
Did he keep it in his butt or something?
>>121809572
Watch the animation next time you fulton someone, all will become clear.
>>121799380
>L3 to run, X to crouch
to
>X to crouch, L3 to run
and back again
shits fucked.
>>121809717
>XOF coming to kill you
>you have the magical power of hiding weapons and equipment in your butt
>better hide a lighter instead of a gun
>>121809868
wait no, I meant, oh fuck it.
>>121809936
It's Big Boss, I'm surprised he didn't hold her up with a banana
>>121810114
>ishmael is big boss
anon, please
>>121799380
jeeps are that shitty to drive irl
metal gear solid v is a perfect videogame, and a fantastic entry into the series
>>121810849
Okay.
The Man on Fire gets immobilized by water in Mission 20 (Voices), but in the introduction it makes him disappear completely. How does he disappear??
>>121811246
Mantis was riding off Volgins and Skull Faces lust during Voices.
Post your favorite tune from the OST, boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPaww6BJVA
>>121811517
Always has been. Always will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
>>121811517
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4UspBs3DGQ
>>121758602
Believing this guy >>121757158
Who is only 35 while you are 24 in 2007 had become 70 only a few years latter, and is now dead today are both hard to do.
>>121773624
do what?
>>121795307
The recording with Skull Face and Zero was awesome.What about the back?
>>121775251
edit the shit..
>>121795131
GZs >>>> TPP
>>121788890
Thats gay, and retarded, his son looks like he has downs..
Why the fuck does he have a skullsuit too?
>>121812994
Shut the fuck up.
How the hell Miller walks? He has lost his arm and at the very least his footmaybe even half of the leg. And yet he still walks with a crutch without jumping a little. He also refused to get the bionic hand/leg. Watch the videorelated at 2m2s.
https://youtu.be/1-nbbYmorhY?t=2m2s
So if a wearable armored enhancment suit like the "Cyborg" ninja suit olga wears exists in 2007, why don't we see it in 2014, and an even better version exist 2018 too?
I hope we see one, or a unit of them like the skulls unitif we get to play as raiden in area 51, when he rescues sunny, and big bosses body.
>>121811517
https://youtu.be/OIvdj2dwfxE?t=2m3s
>>121811517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
W H A T A T H R I L L
>>121811517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns
Harry Gregson-Williams tha god
whoa whoa whoa
after the salanthrapus fight, back on motherbase, skull face appears ahead of snake and disappears... then behind snake... and then when he disappears again he turns into miller. what the fuck, anons?
>>121814185
>No HALO jumps
>No drone infiltrations
>all we get is shitty helicopter drops
>>121814482
it costs less, even though aparently it costs 2200 dollars.
>>121813594
Miller hobbling around makes my dick so hard.
Why did they make the bait bottle so useless? Does it even really do anything besides sort of make enemies already in your line of sight come over?
>>121814185
Fucking amazing Song. Every time I listen to it, I get so many feels. Solid Snake is the best.
>>121813594
Pretty sure he has a prosthetic leg.
He just doesn't want to get an advanced piece of technology to actually replace his arm like Venom's
>>121752523
A E S T H E T I C
Wow, Fallout 4 looks fucking awful.
I guess TPP is it for me for quite a while...
>>121815439
Its for capturing animals. Even bears will just kinda chill while you unload tranqs into its head
>>121816424
Kojima pls go
>>121816657
No I'm serious though. I'd love to go start a thread on /v/ about it but last time I tried to start a thread on /v/ I got banned. I figured I can't be the only person in /mgg/ that feels like this, though.
>>121815439
How does it feel to have wasted the last image reply?
>>121815368
same anon. imagine how easy it would be toflip him over and fuck him hnnng.
>>121816424
Of course it's shit. There's no reason to play a Bethesda game without the porn mods
>>121817134
>implying he wouldn't smack your face with his canebut of course pain excites u .. u sick fuck
>>121816908
I haven't played it, but I can't say I'm excited for it.
My friend's getting it, so I'll try it out there.
>>121817715
anon stop pls, my boner can only get so big
FOX
DED
>>121813657
Because uh patriots.
Who was a more disappointing antagonist (and why):
Zadornov or Skullface
holy shit thread ded
>>121753049
https://a.uguu.se/wmjaox_CombatCuties.jpg
>>121821296
Skullface, because he was pretty intimidating in the Ground Zeroes.
>>121816424
The thing is I'm gonna play it for two days until I realize it's the same fucking 'Quest here, go there, bonk dude, take item, bring back' and come back to TPP. At least the missions have a little bit more variance, which is all I really care about.
>>121773624
What pic?
>>121821531
I don't have any idea what the mission structure is like, but I can only imagine that it's going be fetch, fetch, escort, fetch, ad nauseum, as usual.
I just can't believe how bad the lighting and GUI are. People don't even have shadows.
New thread when?
>>121821296
i emean skull face was but he was supposed to be because LE PHANTOM PAIN XD
>>121822749
it wont be kojimas final metal gear game, i swear to god. he'll be back at konami this time next year. screencap this post.
>>121823471 NEW THREAD
>>121823471 NEW THREAD
>>121822228
After this one hits bump limiy
STANDING
>>121823918
on the edge of the crater.
>>121824485
like the prophets once said
>>121824582
and the ashes are all cold now
>>121824706
no more bullets
>>121824854
and the embers are dead
>>121824975
whispers in the air
>>121825101
tell the tales of the brothers gone
>>121825227
desolation
>>121825352
devastation
>>121825476
what a mess we made when it all went wrong
>>121809271
it's actually said that the first thing Big Boss do is find a place to smoke his cigars, so it's likely he's got a lighter on him. It's funny how you can always find a reasonable explanation for everything in this game
>>121780343
Is she not really in the medical platform?
Ded or new thread somewhere?
>>121834635
Thanks m8