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>>121383378
>>121383378
>>121383378
feathers
shit op
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
buy thing
>>121533143
Let's see yours then, tough guy.
Sometimes I wish my friends would play with me. I'm a cool spy.
>>121533216
matchmaking soon edition
>>121533487
is that the choke on gullywash?
>>121533401
125x125
>>121533664
yes
there's meant to be a medium pack now that i think about it
>>121533487
Like that health bottle would save him with a soldier, demo, AND scout on his ass
>>121533757
I think the bottle reads better, otherwise you'd just have a rectangle
the twitch is full of memers and cancer don't watch
>>121534062
that's all twitch
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
>>121534103
you're a faggot
rate my unbox?
http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress7/
>>121534448
it's not dancing skeletons/10
>>121534448
sell/10
pls by
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/374270
>>121534448
The scout melee animation doesn't make any sense
i can't believe this just happened baka
I didn't capture their point. Oh man.
>>121532912
Just got a strange el duderino from a crate after not playing for months, I also got that new engie boater hat in strange.
engieknight is OP
>>121534448
>september
Buying professional fabricators for a wide variety of weapons. If you've got one drop me a line, but please; no mean green and no completed kits.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321
>>121535862
>6 days ago
>>121537243
what teh fuck hiro..
>>121537243
wtf why did it put an ass in my post
how do i find the post that has the thumbnail of my actual post
>>121536040
you forgot fucking all of october you pleb
>>121537243
I feel supremely cheated right now
Don't really care much for the game anymore. Stopped trading years ago and I play it once a month, if that. lol keys are now worth 16 ref, that's ridiculous. Are hats still 1.3 ref? Or is it all a rich mans game now or something?
Anyway, where can I sell bp for paypal cash?
>>121537791
i'd buy some keys for paypal
>>121537791
Garbage hats are still 1 ref each. Also, try behind the alley at your local walmart.
>>121537791
I'd post a link to my bp but the fucking system thinks its spam
probably cause all the numgers in the url
>>121537847
only have one key
>>121538262
the safest way is:
trade as much as you can for keys/ref
sell keys/ref
much, much easier to sell keys than a backpack of mixed junk
>>121538464
ugh, that's gonna take a while
I might just keep all the trash if that's the case. The prices on backpack.tf are all reputable, right.
>>121538006
just remove the dot out of the link
>>121538719
nope, has too many numbers. Wonder if just posting the numbers works:
76561198043728918
>>121539090
hey it worked.
profiles/numbers if youre curious
>>121539090
backpack tf/profiles/76561198043728918
you don't have a lot of worth man, you'd get like 40 bucks at the most
demoknights piss me off so much
they're just extremely difficult and unfun to play against
Just shoot them, faggot.
>>121539554
40 sounds fair
it says 73 but I dont expect to get 73. If I gotta sell and all of that jazz then I'll just keep the damn thing.
stock demomen have an unfair disadvantage against demoknights ironically enough
Use your melee.
good idea
melee fight against the guy who gets free melee crits and a longer range just because
Why aren't you using the axe?
i always liked the bottle more
also youre still leaving it up to random crits and source's shitty melee hitreg in the end
Axe is best. It has the fucked melee range AND random crits. It's a win win.
Well you could always try relying on your pills or stickies, but I find melee works the best because they don't expect it.
>>121540147
the long range melee weapons don't crit, other than that axe nobody uses and the soldier's whip.
Stock, Pain Train and katana all random crit as demo though.
we were talking about demoknights
i love to wear the targe
I thought we were talking about demo vs demoknight.
skullcutter has random crits too
demoman is dumb
post demomen
>>121537243
>>121537353
>>121537416
>>121537462
i just spent over half an hour looking through every thread on /vg/ to find the post that glitched out with mine
>>121537245
>>121537245
>>121537245
tide turner and the claid are the best combo because eyelander is really dumb
>>121542224
http://backpack tf/classifieds/?steamid=76561197978508626
>>121542364
i agree i like those two
>>121542642
pls raffu the flamethrower since no one is going to buy it EVER
>>121542224
>>121542956
why the pants
>>121542224
too lazy to update
you get the gist
remove all demoknight shit but the booties
it took valve plenty of years to add actual demolition shit for demo
feathers a shit
>>121542224
>>121542224
;)
>>121542224
is this a demoman
Remove:
- All shields
- All swords
Suddenly pubs are 20% more enjoyable.
Remove:
-Pyro
Suddenly pubs are 40% more enjoyable
Quarantine pubstompers and engies and pubs would be perfect.
Remove:
- Engineer
Suddenly pubs are 100% more enjoyable
Fix:
- Backstabs.
Suddenly pubs are 10% more enjoyable.
>Being backstabbed in pubs
Reminder that spy is countered simply by turning around
>>121543632
if you get better you can quarantine pubstompers
Fix:
- Hitreg.
Suddenly pubs are 150% more enjoyable.
Add: Class limets
Suddenly pubs are enjoyable without ruing the fun of other playstyles
>>121544026
yeah but i want to listen to music while i pub, i don't feel like worrying about that
>>121544026
*clicks on your shoulder*
>>121544120
limits*****
my b senpai
If you get backstabbed because you don't want to pay attention, then who are you to complain?
who are you
>>121544259
>turns around
>crit
I turn my back to the heavy, soldier and demo that are all attacking me from the front so I can look out for a spy
that's a nice song by the popular band, the who
I'm me.
Make it viable
where do you find the stv demo from tragic servers ?
>>121544606
i don't know
nuff said
>Shield Charges no longer crit boost melee weapons
Fixed?
>>121544601
>doesn't suffer from damage dropoff
>increased damage from charging
>can destroy enemy stickies
it's made for offensive demos
>>121544832
do you hate this weapon
>No axe
>>121544916
Just remove the resistances.
>>121544960
no but it isnt good either
odd: clean then tf2
even: clean then rebuild rs
>>121542224
>>
>>121544706
:(
thanks anyway
>>121544968
Targe is great against pyros though
>>121544990
but then why was it banned in many competitive leagues this season
>>121545009
effect doesnt mix
australium :/
>>121544990
actually it fucking owns
>>121544916
Shields are in this dumb position where they're not worth swapping stickies for but are dumbly good in pubs
Only slightly viable shield is tide turner, and that's a gimmick of its own that gets called out after the initial suprise factor
But because pubs have little to no coordination, Shields are all OP as fuck as it requires focusing to take them down.
>>121545507
DOC COME ON MAN
Post for judgement.
>>121544832
>post-GM Caber
>acceptable
k
>>121545735
oh my god that stupid fucking circle dance people do pisses me the fuck off
Any suggestions for a third cosmetic?
>gold rush last point
>5 sentries
wow red team you're so good at this game
>>121545735
i'm not you average female soldier main
>>121546031
It's themed ok, but that hat is honestly pretty shit.
>>121545957
It's plain, but that also means it's not an eyesore. Pretty good.
>>121545898
It's ok, but the garb looks a little out of place.
>>121546405
I'd leave it as it is, but if you insist on using all the slots, I'd recommend a scarf or shoes.
>>121546485
Badges look good on soldier especially.Otherwise you really only got one noticeable cosmetic on, and it's a quality one.
>>121546686
I like the stealthy scarf, but it clips pretty horribly with concierge. Merc's Muffler just doesn't look right on spy. I guess I can try for shoes.
>>121545735
another day another r8
>>121546814
Did you try the Mech's Pride scarf?
>>121546958
I don't like that one.
>>121546952
It's still good.
>>121544968
>Just remove the resistances.
as a pyro this is so annoying
the no after burn affect shuts down an entire class against the demo
the only way the pyro can kill the demo is close quarters at that point and if its a demo knight then the demo knight can simply win by charging at me since im in close range or he could just 1 shot pill me since I have to be right up in his face
its not like jarate or milk where its a 1 time recharge but its passive bonus
>>121547189
>as a pyro
Dropped
>>121547189
>as a pyro
>>121542754
why not
it has a strange part and a spell attached to it
>>121547189
>as a pyro
I tip my defora to you, good gentlexir
>>121547189
*t-t-t-tips*
>>121547189
>as a pyro
Didn't read the rest.
>>121547189
>as a pyro
You. I daisuke you.
>>121546485
nobody asked your gender shit head
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/557348
what u need
>>121547189
>as a pyro
>Annoying
>>121547189
Shotgun, retard. You have a shotgun.
>>121547632
>daisuke
spelled it wrong, guy
WHOOO EESS N-NOT READDYYYY
>>121547350
BECAUSE
pyros shouldn't be able to airblast players at all
>>121547825
yeah shotgun works great on a demo with 200+ health fucking idiot and they can't just use their unlimited charges to run out of range of it
>>121548285
are you being retarded on purpose
>>121548285
Airblast stops their momentum and lines them up for ez shots. If you can't deal with a demoknight as a pyro, then I feel sorry for you.
>>121547189
>as a pyro
How to fix Demoknight:
You get two charges at the start of your life
Melee and shield kills while charging give you one charge
Using a charge without killing anyone will deplete a charge
You can get your charges back by resupplying
why is the scout first jump so glitched when you jump?
swear to god i cant double jump somteimes
>>121548848
You're probably trying to jump as you fall off a ledge, so it uses your double jump instead.
>>121547825
too bad flare gun crits are way more useful in almost every situation except a targe demo
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/183549
buy these^^^^^ items bro
>load into MvM
>see this
>leave
>playing clutch game
>minute left on the clock
>last player alive
>ping suddenly jumps to 1000, and can barely move for a few seconds
>a single spy caps the last point
>ping suddenly goes back to normal after losing
this is fucking bullshit
>>121549045
Are you mentally challenged
>>121549036
dude.. I literally feel the fucking jump on surface when i press space... how much youwanna bet is due to some lag comp crap bullshit
>>121547189
can someone explain why everyone hates pyro?
its one of the weakest classes that is only good when he flanks you or if your a spy, why does it make everyone butt mad?
>>121549286
you got ddos'd
>>121549286
>lots of particles
>game lags
>second game is back to normal all I see is a death
>>121549305
Quickswitch flarespamming pyros are even less fun to play against than demoknights.
>>121547189
>as a pyro this is so annoying
>>121549305
Fire damage is annoying because it's both a Dot and fucks up your aim
Airblast is annoying
flare guns are Annoying
Everything about the class is annoying
>>121549305
pyros and spies are like flies, they're easy to kill but they're still incredibly fucking annoying
>>121549305
>click on enemy once -> on fire for several seconds
>airblasts
>free crits
>free minicrits
I missed a fully charged headshot on pumpkin head heavy because I shot too high on the pumpkin
>>121549305
>pyro is the only class in the entire game that can single handed kill all 9 classes in one to two shots with LITERALLY ZERO effort or skill
>Every weapon has random crits
>Every Weapon with the exception to stock, give free crits and mini crits with again, zero effort or skill.
>There are even weapons that grant full crits and Full heath or overheal with out a medic/buff with AGAIN 0 (ZERO) SKILL OR EFFORT
its a gimmick class for fags that cant get good at any class, so every weapon is a crutch, every feature is easy as shit and its a casual class thats only good for dressup
>>121549562
>>121549598
>>121549617
stop being bad at the game
pyro are only good at close quarters and if you let 1 flank its your teams fault for letting him through
other than that a pyro is easy to kill before he even get near you, the only defense he has is to perfectly time a deflection which never works on pubs.as a demoI've never had any problems with pyros
i know this is probably a longshot, but does anyone know of a jacket irl that looks atleast somewhat like the scouts flapjack?
>>121549935
No one said pyro was good, they're saying that it's annoying to play against. There's a difference.
>>121549935
Can you not read? We're saying it's fucking annoying to play against someone who can hit you once and drain your health. It's infuriating to come off worse in a fight with a different class just because you were set on fire moments ago.
>>121549045
>i can't counter every single enemy in the game
let's nerf the scout because he counters demoman
>>121549302
no one else is having this problem so it's most likely on your end
>>121549305
the class is really badly designed
no range, no damage, no mobility
is the only class that cannot perform well without the use of unlocks
airblast is terribly broken and is only acceptable because pyro is such a shit class
to top it off pyro is "cute" and tends to attract girl gamers, furries, weebs, traps, and other degenerates that no one likes dealing with
no one with half a brain believes the class is overpowered but it's extremely bad game design
you could remove pyro from tf2 without any negative consequence
>>121547189
>pyro
>>121549935
>stop being bad at the game
stopped reading there :-)
>>121550067
>is the only class that cannot perform well without the use of unlocks
WHY DOES EVERY PYRO MAIN FUCKING FUCKING RETARDED FUCK FORGOT ABOUT
THE
FUCKING
SHOT
GUN
JESUS CHRIST
THE STOCK IS FINE IT LITERALLY DOES EVERYTHING ANYTHING ELSE DOES
HOMEWRECKER IS ONLY ACCEPTABLE UNLOCK
PYRO IS A CUKC CLASS
>>121550261
Shotty is a really good weapon
But hey, guess what, Reserve shooter exists
>>121550261
this kid is pissed
I love my stock shotty.
>>121550261
forfeiting the range and damage that the flare gun provides is not worth scoring hipster points
it also has a passive reload
the damage deduction on the degreaser is negligible and there's literally no reason to choose stock over it because it allows you to set an enemy on fire, airblast them, and quickly continue dealing damage
the shotgun is a great weapon but you're dumb if you think that it's better in every situation
>as a pyro
>>121550067
>you could remove pyro from tf2 without any negative consequence
uhh spies?
>>121550425
more like reserve shitter am i right
only pyro would have weapons based on punishing jumping on a fast paced fps
>>121550639
Fuck off faggot
anything that gives FREE CRITS with no Kritz med or Buff banner is BULLSHIT and is a CRUTCH
Fuck OFF
>>121550872
you mean dead ringer spies
pyro isnt even essential against regular spies lmfao
>>121550872
maybe in pubs, but anywhere with coordination would not notice a difference
just be aware, same as always
it's not like scout and soldier can't spycheck effectively and it's not like spy is a good class to begin with
>>121550979
yes we have already established that pyro is badly designed
the argument was that shotgun is better than the flare gun and i am saying that that is not the case
>>121547189
>as a pyro this is so annoying
why do they do this
>>121547189
>as a pyro
>>121550872
as an engineer main I can safely say thatI have no problem with spies when there are no pyros
>>121551173
It's another le epic meem for a shit-tier main.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/557372
>>121551413
>medic mains
>pyro mains get meme'd
why
>>121551620
who is that
>>121551413
>>121551689
disregard these
>>121551709
fsidu
>>121551683
>maining pyro
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Make pyro less annoying terrible and half assed without removing it
-Afterburn tick damage and time halfed when crouching
-Base movement speed increased 3% so you can flank as a flank class
-Airblast applies basic push force instead of always an upward one.
-Airblasted gamers can air strafe easier out of airblast
-Non-Ubered players take 50% of the airblast force if still in the air from the previous airblast so they can escape juggles
-Friendly pyros get a little pop up like medics do on patients to alert them that they are on fire and need to be put out
-Can now equip pain train
-Degreaser Now has 50% decreased afterburn time and Damage penalty bumped up to 20%
-Flame particles actually follow hitboxes so you are aware of the range instead of a general cone so less of the across the map and I'm on fire BS
-Scorch shot afterburn time scales with distance, More up close, very little from far away
-Detonator gives much increased blast height and self damage decreased to pre gun mettle
-Phlog now takes 500 damage to fill mmph bar from 220 and only takes 50% of the fire damage from secondaries for the bar. Resistances now properly apply so no free mmph from dead ringer spies or shield demos.
-Backburner has radius increased from 90 degrees to 120 degrees for crit zone
-Putting out a teammate restore 10 ammo
-Reserve shitter split so it can be balanced for each class instead of being mediocre for one and OP for another
-Insert sensible reserve shooter balance here that you agree with
-Back scratcher healing debuff doesn't apply to overheal so you can at least buff them
r8, ready for h8, deb8
>>121551689
>demo
>elder god tier
he takes just as much skill as pyro if not less
>>121552340
>he takes just as much skill as pyro if not less
you have never played competitive tf2, have you
>>121552337
This is the worst fucking shit I've read in weeks.
>>121552492
you sure are a fast reader!!
You know what I'd change? I'd make afterburn work like the Sydney Sleeper, so afterburn's duration depends on how long you pressed m1 on the enemy.
>>121552561
Yeah, have been ever since I was a kid, thanks.
>>121552337
>breaking pyro further and making him more OP in other areas than the current
>>121552337
shit ideas
kill yourself
>>121552337
>how 2 fix pyro
>>>> air blast doesnt push people at all
>>> >>>> airblast doesnt refeclt into minicrits
>>121544606
it was na.servme.tf if anyone else wanted it or something idk
>>121552467>demo-man takes skill
>>121552691
please explain where
i would like to hear a counter argument to these half baked ideas instead of just calling them bad
>>121552890
>giving pyro the pain train
>making pyro move faster
>giving ammo on airblast
>buffing back shitter in any way
go back to reddit your class isnt wanted around these parts
get a strange Night Terror Scattergun or wait for the next campaign?
>>121553105
>Originally meant to have pain train
>3% is tiny
>Encouraging pyros to put people out
>Encouraging a roaming class to use roamer items more
baka senpai I wanted some DISCUSSION :'((((((
>>121552890
>Afterburn tick damage and time halfed when crouching
encourages people to sit still and crouch in the 'jump and move fast' game
>Base movement speed increased 3% so you can flank as a flank class
still gives people plenty of time to escape to their teammates and only the W+M1 playstyle
>Friendly pyros get a little pop up like medics do on patients to alert them that they are on fire and need to be put out
let's add more bloat to tf2
>Can now equip pain train
make it all-class
>Flame particles actually follow hitboxes so you are aware of the range instead of a general cone so less of the across the map and I'm on fire BS
if valve were capable of doing this i think it would've happened at launch
>Scorch shot afterburn time scales with distance, More up close, very little from far away
literally the opposite of what the weapon should do
>Phlog now takes 500 damage to fill mmph bar from 220 and only takes 50% of the fire damage from secondaries for the bar. Resistances now properly apply so no free mmph from dead ringer spies or shield demos.
phlog is literally fine
>Backburner has radius increased from 90 degrees to 120 degrees for crit zone
>critting people from the front
>>121553369
If you can wait it will be both cheaper and there might be better options. Isn't the text campaign supposed to happen before the end of the year?
>>121553526
Stock
t
o
c
k
is all you need
+ homewrecker
literally
all you need
you fucking cancer pyro fucks that just care about getting meme dmg numbers and points are fucking stupid
am I the only one who still uses the axtinguisher?
>>121552337
>Afterburn tick damage and time halved when crouching
No.
>Base movement speed increased 3% so you can flank as a flank class
No.
>Airblast applies basic push force instead of always an upward one
Yes.
>Airblasted gamers can air strafe easier out of airblast
Yes.
>Non-Ubered players take 50% of the airblast force if still in the air from the previous airblast so they can escape juggles
No, denying ubers is really the pyro's only redeeming quality in comp.
>Friendly pyros get a little pop up like medics do on patients to alert them that they are on fire and need to be put out
Yes.
>Can now equip pain train
Was originally meant for pyro anyways, but don't think it needs more melees
>Degreaser Now has 50% decreased afterburn time and Damage penalty bumped up to 20%
All that needs to be changed is the damage penalty to -30% so it rounds up to 5 damage/particle instead of 7 damage/particle
>Flame particles actually follow hitboxes so you are aware of the range instead of a general cone so less of the across the map and I'm on fire BS
No.
>Scorch shot afterburn time scales with distance, More up close, very little from far away
No.
>>121553526
If they originally meant for it to have pain train, and didn't, don't you think there was a reason? Hitscan is already a big weakness for pyros.
>>121553861
Cont.
>Detonator gives much increased blast height and self damage decreased to pre gun mettle
No.
>Phlog now takes 500 damage to fill mmph bar from 220 and only takes 50% of the fire damage from secondaries for the bar. Resistances now properly apply so no free mmph from dead ringer spies or shield demos.
No.
>Backburner has radius increased from 90 degrees to 120 degrees for crit zone
No, buff it in some other area.
>Putting out a teammate restore 10 ammo
Yes.
>Reserve shitter split so it can be balanced for each class instead of being mediocre for one and OP for another
Just fucking remove it from pyro, fuck this weapon in the ass. Make it synergize better with the Liberty Launcher, give it more pushback force or something to launch people in the air better.
>Back scratcher healing debuff doesn't apply to overheal so you can at least buff them
No.
>>121553861
>Non-Ubered players take 50% of the airblast force if still in the air from the previous airblast so they can escape juggles
>Non-Ubered
as in ubered players still take the same push force as they do now
normal players can't be juggled as easily
>>121553861
>>121553994
thank you for the opinions how do i subscribe to your blog for more
>>121554150
>stop talking about tf2 in the tf2 thread
shut up retard
>>121552340
how do people still believe this in 2015
>>121553676
can you not do this
refer to the chart in >>121550639
just because you can outdamage retards in a pub does not make stock pyro viable whatsoever
>select all candy
fruit is not candy
ever notice how we dont argue about any of the other 8 classes? thats because they are not broken
i would rather take on 9 beggars or 9 mini engies than ONE pyro
>>121554213
that is NOT what i said
>>121554258
yeah same
no other class can shit up the game by doing so little
>>121554231
pyro has 3 jobs
Check for spies
Protect med and engie/homewreck sappers
Air blast uber charge/projectiles away from team
thats it, pyro isnt scout, pyro isnt demo, pyro isnt heavy or engie, pyro isnt sniper, pyro isnt solly
you are not a damage class you are support. a Cukc if you will. That is all anything else is pure autistm
>people who complain about the class makeup of their team in pubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnLadhn9468
om g new video lokk at this video omg
can someone ask the guys at steam to collapse the collection lists
im trying to check people's item showcases and all i get is a long ass list
sometimes i can't even see the fucking weapon icon
>>121554085
Oh, my bad.
Still a bad idea though, just because you're already technically nerfing it by changing it to basic push force.
New sniper rifle
>+133% charge speed
>Mini-crits while fully charged
>-10% damage on bodyshot
>-Points a laser in the direction you're aiming while charging
>-can only charge shots while your crosshair is on an enemy
Fires like the classic (press M1 to charge, release M1 to shoot)
Laser changes opacity to show charge (100% charged = Fully visible)
Just got back into the game, which case is the most value to open? From what I hear the Gargoyle is alright
>>121553994
>>Detonator gives much increased blast height and self damage decreased to pre gun mettle
>No.
Why not?
If anything, pyro needs more mobility.
>>121554543
>If anything, pyro needs more mobility.
powerjack
>>121554439
you can do all of that with the degreaser, but better
>>121554497
couldn't you could just hide the laser on a wall/nearby prop?
>>121554614
More than what he already has, dipshit.
>>121554668
degreaser is a crutch
>>121554702
degreaser is the only reason pyro is viable
>>121554702
When it comes to comparing flamethrowers, Degreaser is like Jag: There's just no reason not to use it until they nerf it.
>>121554825
see >>121554702
its all sugar pill
degreaser gives nothing extra that stock cant do
>but muh .0000000001 weapon change speed
>>121554884
>using the jag
>not using the Southern
Its literally the least shitter wrench in tf2
>no random crits
no bullshit
>can make cunts bleed for a lil bit
Nice
>Only the first shot in the Reserve Shooter's clip mini-crits airborne enemies
there we go
Would it be better if, on the class selection screen, demo was changed to offensive, sniper was changed to defensive and pyro was changed to support?
Pyro is a supportkek, delegated to lowly spychecking, reflecting and extinguishing. We all pretty much get this by now.
Obviously demo is both an offensive and defensive class but he's mostly used to deal damage, so offense might suit him better.
Sniper is more defensive rather than support imo. The mere presence of a sniper can shut down an entire area for a team, especially in competitive. Also him being a defensive class instead of support will hopefully see him used less on attack.
only team colors should exist
only team colors should exist
only team colors should exist
only team colors should exist
>>121555092
>-Reserve shooter removed from the pyro, now only a soldier weapon
there we go
>>121555092
literally changes nothing considering you can still swap back and forth in rapid succession with the degreaser.
>>121554702
>>121554928
you are not using the term crutch correctly
the black box is a crutch but it is still allowed in competitive and most skilled soldiers do not use it
you are arguing that the pyro only needs stock + homewrecker, but degreaser is better than stock 100% of the time because the damage reduction is not enough to seriously consider using stock
go play pyro in highlander and use the stock flamthrower if it's so much better than the degreaser
powerjack > homewrecker btw, if the engie can't remove the sapper himself chances are that the nest is going down
>>121554525
a-anyone?
>>121555220
then it's fucking useless
>>121555238
>the black box is a crutch
>post gun mettle
>btw
>powermeme
fuck off pyro main stopped right fucking there
>>121554928
>Only 10% damage penalty which is literally nothing
>Afterburn still lasts just as long so you can mark spies just as well
>0.67 second delay before the new weapon can be fired normally
>Degreaser brings this down to 0.23
Why would you not want to swap weapons quicker. Literally could be the life or death of a building with the homewrecker or a reaction to a soldier's rocket
STOP
T
O
P
DEFENDING PYRO
ITS A MEME CLASS FOR SHITTY WEEBS, BRONIES, GAYS AND FURRIES WHO LITERALLY L I T E R A L LY CANT AIM
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>121555406
>my reaction time is 0.44 seconds slower than average and I am completely incapable of predicting any enemy actions
What do senpai
>>121555092
then you would have to remove the parachute since it s the only weapon that's effective against it
pretty much all pubs are filled with flying demos and soldiers sine the game never was intended to have flying enemies so when maps were made air space never was accounted for.
>>121555212
should i exist
>>121555591
>then you would have to remove the parachute since it s the only weapon that's effective against it
uh.........
>>121555683
ill take what is every class in the game for 1 $
>>121555591
have you tried
shooting the guy in the air
i know there is not a floor directly beneath him, but I can assure you it is still possible
>>121555286
generally the best cases to open are event ones that recently got released
i don't know how long you've been out but there's a trade restriction now, you have to wait one week before trading anything you unbox with a key that has been purchased from the mannco store/market but you can still sell whatever you get on the market
if the key is tradeable you can trade whatever you unbox though
>>121555373
i do not main pyro
i am not defending pyro, like i said in >>121550067 you could remove pyro from tf2 without any repercussion
pyros use the degreaser becauseaside from the phlogthe other flamethrowers aren't even close to how useful the degreaser is
i am just pointing out your terrible logic
you can argue against pyro without being a complete fucking idiot about it
>>121555683
when your a soldiers its a lot more reliable to use reserve shooter then mid air rocket.
>>121555771
fucking get good
>>121555373
A crutch is technically defined as a weapon that allows low-skill players to be significantly better than they actually are while making high-skill players worse.
The health on hit assists low-skill players that can't avoid damage. The 1 less rocket means high-skill soldiers that have no need for the health on hit are at an disadvantage.
So technically, with how "crutch" is still defined, yes, the Black Box is still a crutch.
This player isn't very kind.
post configs
>>121556065
autoexec.cfg
>>121555831
i've noticed a lot of tf2 players aren't very nice
>>121555831
>Skial
frying many horrible spies from the enemy team is great
>>121556212
Why not?
>>121556597
how am i supposed to know
>>121556065
here are mine
http://files.catbox.moe/5d6820.7z
i updated the comanglia's config yesterday and i havent tested if it works yet
What should I do with all these crates I'll never open?
I have more in the last tab
>>121556661
Sorry, I was just asking :s
>>121556740
oh it's alright i genuinely don't know
>>121556065
>configs
>>121556683
Delete them.
>>121556683
Move them to the last page in your inventory and forget about them.
>>121556683
I just deleted mine
>>121556896
why is the yellow man crying
>>121555818
>A crutch is technically defined as a weapon that allows low-skill players to be significantly better than they actually are while making high-skill players worse.
so every pyro weapon in tf2
got it
>>121556849
Oh, ok. I wish they weren't.
i wish i wasn't
>>121556683
Put them on the market
It's basically like deleting them except with a chance to get some pennies.
Does anyone know the strange filter prefixes for the new halloween maps? they're not on the wiki for some reason
https://scrap.tf/raffles/NKBMI7
https://scrap.tf/raffles/A1J7F0
https://scrap.tf/raffles/BPAI0I (in case you somehow can't afford a $5 taunt)
>>121558464
>raffling career
>>121558464
>Scrap.tf
>raffle off 3 unique weapons
>multiple winners
>comments: "thank you so much, that so generous"
>>121558734
>DonationLevel_Silver
>>121558734
thanks matei could've sworn one of the filter prefixes was "irradiated", which would've fit nicely with one of my loadouts. not the end of the world by any means, though
>>121558602
>implying giving out at least one scrap in this greed ridden community isn't a sign of generosity
Where were you when a game made in 2007 killed a game made in 2015?.
>>121559195
probably jacking off
>>121559259
id?
>crosshair on his body
>get headshot anyway
oh this game
>>121558798
Map stamps fix.
>>121559846
same
Mannpower is actually so fun
But is it just me or does it crash the server a fuckton?
>>121560895
this is the game that killed overwatch
>>121561031
>this is the game that killed overwatch
pyro is a class
>>121561774
wrong again, idiot
>>121561964
; (
mmph
uwu
Hudda!
kill me
why
:r
i can only play pyro
T-T
>extend the current level?
>8 votes for yes
>0 votes for no
>Not enough players voted
?
kiss me
>~<
>///<
bikers on brooms
This is the most pathetic and dead general I've ever seen, how long has this sad display been going on for?
im dead
>>121563438
too long
the attention whores usually get drowned out whenever there's a half-decent update, but we haven't had one of those since much earlier this year
oh
Would anyone like to trade me a Loose Cannon? Or some fun weapons?
i have a loose cannon;o
what do you mean
Anyone want me to raffle a gargoyle case? Or are they not worth it now?
ill show you at the little privatechokepoint ;
chokeme
>>121564324
ahem
reeeeee
>>121564324
shut up
Should I?
>>121564851
why?
>>121564442
>Mini sentry
>large
>>121564851
raffle
>>121564992
>>121565000
jag
>>121565042
then do it
>>121565009
But I'm a "who"
>>121565089
Could be worse
I have never seen a huntsman shot that wasn't pure luck
>>121565916
If you put salt in while cooking you don't have to cover everything in it.
*licks you*
What do I taste like?
desperation
you are not me
That was rude.
Who am I?
Do "we", as a concept, exist?
are we alone in the universe
reminder
>>121567423
Is he dead? Why did sniper kill his friend, the scout?
>>121567586
because it was an enemy scout dingus
>>121567096
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogito_ergo_sum
is this what you're asking?
>>121547189
>as a pyro
i wish i had a tf2g crush
i love my tf2gfu
How many Mersamissions have been out by now? I've done 8 and I'm not sure if I'm missing any.
>>121572208
did 11, been doing them since the start
>>121573092
Thanks anon. Guess I should check in on them every hour or so now.
post scouts
show me your scouts
pyro sucky class
please take off from game
thank you Valve
im sucky
*sucks*
>>121572208
I've only completed one but I can play for half an hour without getting a new one
>>121573838
here is my scout he is very cool
>every time i play rocket man or flame retard im reminded i dont have a reserve shooter
>>121574030
i agree, that is a very cool scout
thanks for showing me your scout
Yo I've only played sniper for like 13 hours total and I got 18 headshots in one round my first match of the day are you proud of me
>>121574181
>thinking reserve shooter is that powerful
I mean it's useful but the 4 clip is very noticeable in prolonged firefights
>3k hours soldier main mad in a lobby
>"u r only dominating me cuz you have a pocket medic"
>"Yeah cuz im playing pocket faggot, also you suck at this game"
>"MGE me then"
>Join MGE server after lobby
>join spire
>soldier main no rocket aim, literally doing most of the damage with his shotgun
>mfw this guy is literally a MGE main
I won, but surely people are not seriously when they want to prove a point by MGE'ing someone, right?r-right?
>>121574953
mge me right now scout v scout viaduct mid
mfw i cry
How do I get gud as demonstration man?
Im extremely good on scout and soldier, but I want to main the scottish cyclops because theres only a handful of people who main it competitively
>>121575174
>Im extremely good on scout and soldier
no you are not
>>121575195
Yes i amez classes
>>121574030
Remove El Jefe
>>121575846
literally how new
1-5 tf2
6-0 rs07
>>121576270
have fun rdwrd
>>121575048
I'm in the mood for it.
EU?
>>121576719
Sorry, i have stuff to do in 3-4 hours, can't wait for your scattergun shots to connect
https://youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ?t=52s
raffle
I need a drawing person to hit my shit up
id/faggotasscopilotsman
>>121577168
but you're not online senpai?
>>121576061
very new
>>121574953
lies
>>121577247
ah what the fuck? I wrote senpai not senpai
testing again to see if it's a 4chan filter
>>121577247
add me and we'll get down straight into business when I get home
>>121577387
okaylewd
Bazaar bargain is best sniper rifle machina is for shitters
.......owned
>>121574257
you are welcome friend here is a very cool drawing of my very cool scout
I just had a spellbook page drop, somehow. i thought they didn't drop anymore, what gives?
>>121578837
>pic related
>>121579790
Was it the achievement page?
>>121579949
I don't think so, I never got an achiev. Just the page dropped when I finished a merasmission.
>>121580037
Oh you can get those. I thought everyone knew that already.
>>121580283
Oh neat.
>TFW can't trade my shitty halloween cosmetics for ones that are slightly less shit
I just want to be the Invisible Man.
When I rocket jump, I find myself buttclenching. Does anyone else do this?
http://tf2r.com/k123shy.html
im 123shy
123why
i dont 123know
>>121580863
What are those 2 cases thing?
>>121581198
i have no idea thats why i added them
I made a last.fm
>>121581229
>>121581198
nvm according to my good friend zsaberslash who is a tf2r mod they're contracts so i guess i cant even trade those lol
can somebody explain this
>play mvm
>load in first
>pick soldier
>everyone else loads
>some other clown picks soldier
>yells at me to change
>dont
>get kicked
tfw thinking of selling the stranges I've been using for 3 years straight
>>121581938
Are you that poor?
>>121581978
I don't enjoy tf2 anymore and will probably quit but I feel attached to them
>guy gets a random crits
>taunts
>'you gonna get salty m8?'
"bonk" -the scout
pottis "-" heavy weapons guy
>>121582024
Then just leave them where they are.
Ya bloody fruit shop owners
>>121581682
>server spazzes out
>misses a decimal and a 8.00 seconds uber now is registered as 800s uber
Or more likely the new updates broke that part of the addon used to do stat
>bored
>nothing to do
>had an idea
>create server
>mvm_ghost town
>sv_cheats 1
>ent_create headless_hatman
>ent_create eyeball_boss teamnum 5
>ent_create merasmus
>ent_create tf_zombie
>repeat until map is ridden with 30 or 50 of them
>F4
>wave 666 starts
>MVM
>Monsters Vs Monsters
>Chaos ensues
It was the best Halloween event
put the lobby ~~~***here***~~~
~~~***the lobby***~~~
the me
>heavyweapons guy minigun replacement: the pau cannon
>allows "gauss jumping" when fired at a nearby surface, at a cost to Health
>shots bounce at a 45 degree angle off walls
>must be spun up again after firing a shot
>1HP/sec lost due to radiation poisoning [lunchbox items remove this penalty, but do not heal you otherwise]
>Blocks all healing and overhealing on wearer
Deals 95 to 45 damage per shot and consumes 15 ammo per shot
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Tau_Cannon
what do you think tf2g do you rike it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxlmcfJ4zZE
>>121532912
Anyone have a bug were they lose connection to any mannmode server after a few minutes of playing? It started two days after release and only for that mode.
>>121542224
Please rate poor man's Demoman
>>121585581
No.
Will it be worth it
>>121585791
And why not
>>121586107
it almost never is
>>121586107
why the mann co cap
thats like using the party hat
>>121585791
whynaut
>>121586304
this
mann co cap looks epic
>>121586279
:3c
>>121585791
oi why
Karma Changer is fun when he's bored
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnR748ENI4M
wew led post new medals
Did you get your medals today tf2g
>>121587886
tf2g is full of faggots who think comp is a waste of time
why haven't we burned these fags yet
>>121587713
>>121587886
>no s16
do i have to wait longer?
>>121588001
use your brain
use me
>>121587886
i have no one to play with
>>121587967
i want to try it out but i have no friends
>>121588068
just fucking tell me you cunt
>>121588485
stop being a fucking loser and post on a ugc thread/tftv thread/make some fucking friends
>>121588485
i will be your friend and heal you i need to improve as medic
Holy fuck are those UGC medals tiny, I mean, seriously you can't fucking see them in 3rd person.
They better fix this shit.
>>121588545
no you
no me
i get 40 fps by looking at the floor if lucky
WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
:DDD
when will i get my season 19 medal
is saturn the best tf2
>>121590543
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
>>121591661
He baits too much I think, but he is pretty good.
Not the best. Not even the best scout from this thread. But good for sure.
maybe the best splatoon player from the thread though lol
>>121592074
>>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
>>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
>WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEASON 16 MEDAL WHAT THE FUCK
Go bitch at Valve, not us.
>>121592489
inside your heart
Is there any place I can see what each command does? I want to make my config file for improved performance from scratch.
tfw weeb bf to play tf2 with all always
>>121593025
is that zz and his brother
supposedly we had a 4chung v reddit thing again in tf2,hl,what would the team look like?
>>121594170
ideally:
scout - xenos/saturn
soldier - ry4n? there are a lot of tf2gs that are good at soldier
pyro - that tiger tripfag
demo - pamphlet
heavy - xav
engineer - videogames
medic - fsidu
sniper - sol
spy - navice (if he still counts as a tf2g)
>>121594349
>videogames
>good at engie
top lmao
>>121594349
saturn is waaaay better than xenosbid(no offense spanish man)
also vidyagames is an engy main but that doesn't necessarily mean that he's good at it
>try to rocket jump
>rocket goes through cracks in the flooring
thanks badlands
>>121594428
>>121594590
who ever is on pyro, engie, and spy literally doesn't make a difference.
>>121594428
>>121594590
the only other tf2g i know that plays engineer is difegue and ive never played with him
i think that the hl team he was on a few years back won ugc silver or something, so maybe him instead
>>121594654
having a good engineer is sort of a big deal on a pl map
>>121594170
>HL
lmao fucking spy and pyro main redditors man
>>121594706
how much skill do you think it takes to be a good engie
>playing 6s
>EVER
>>121594706
>>121594349
Yellow mains engi, depends if we are doing a world team or region specific
>>121594843
>memorize building spots
>shotgun dm
Hard class
>>121594843
not a ton
the most impressive thing you can do as that class are the funny sentry jump + rescue ranger things, and those are total gimmicks
>>121594883
baited
>>121594887
right, yellow was on that hl team, not difegue. we could use him.
>>121594883
>playing
>"competitive" TF2
>>121594883
>I play HL because I can play my irrelevant, situational main permanently without any consequences for my team
>>121594349
>viva
>not on medic
it's like you want to lose
>>121594349
>scout - saturn
>soldier - elliott??
>pyro - ???
>demo - orbit
>heavy - xav
>engineer - ntv?
>medic - fsidu??
>sniper - chan
>spy - gasol ofc
>>121595461
pamphlet's team is mid-invite. orbit is good, but not as good as pamphlet.
also forgot that chan existed for a second - sorry chan.
as for medics, i can only think of three: qror (aka "dropped"), sbt (no) and fsidu (yes)
>>121595461
ZZ and pamphlet areliterallyleagues better than me, and are probably more willing to play hl than I am.
Appreciate the thought though.
>heavyweapons guy minigun replacement: the pau cannon
>allows "gauss jumping" when fired at a nearby surface, at a cost to Health; height and health cost is inbetween Detonator and Rocket Launcher
>shots bounce at a 45 degree angle off walls
>must be spun up again after firing a shot
>1HP/sec lost due to radiation poisoning [lunchbox items remove this penalty, but do not heal you otherwise]
>Blocks all healing and overhealing on wearer
You only fire one shot at a time and each shot does more damage and costs more ammo
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Tau_Cannon
what do you think tf2g do you rike it
basically the rescue ranger for the heavy
do we really know have one [1] Pyro main,which most of us knows,is a giant fucktard?
I'm not really mad but I thought we had more
>>121595853
No.
>>121595894
what don't you like about it?
>>121595873
shit posting has driven them away or into seclusion.
I for one am grateful
>>121595873
>know have
pardona moi I've been up for 30 hours
>>121595743
zz has shit comms, I feel like you have way better comms. Just take the compliment you space loving nigger.
>trade with someone
>finally work out a deal
>they get the email to confirm
>"okay thanks, you just need to accept the email"
>they go offline
>still haven't gotten the email
>>121595873
>even pretending to not hate Pyro as a class sends tf2g into a frothing rage
mmmmhmm it's so fucking easy
>tfw Community-Banned - Permanent Users of /vg/ are not welcome on ScrapTF.
I was good with the rl in quake 3 but I suck ass at solider help
if someone is more than 10 feet away I can't even get a rocket near them let alone a direct hit
it might be because in quake rockets move faster and most maps don't really have big wide open areas but idk
>>121596435
Make an alt.
>>121596435
>he is still banned from scrap.tf
>>121596435
we've been through this
it's been 4 months
alt account
>>121596657
>he's not banned from crap.tf
>>121596435
mfw i got geel banned from tf2r but didnt get banned from scrap.tf
>>121596896
nice
pott bless
>>121596896
how did u ban gell
>>121596896
doing gods work
post yfw gell9 and his gf
>mfw you can sell useless crates ON SCM
post webm nice webm ok
>>121595217
>i play 6s because im bad and need less classes and less obstacles and 20 second rounds on huge open maps with only 6 people
>>121597818
>>121595217
>>121597846
who are you quoting
>>121597917
nice webm ok
>>121597846
>he gets rolled in 20 seconds whenever he plays 6s
I don't blame you for liking hl then lol
>>121597562
http://tf2r.com/k017qlr.html
he didnt deliver on this raffle
i added him and he didnt respond so word got to the admins and he got banned
he apparently got unbanned at some point but who careas haha xD
>>121597818
.
>>121597818
>>121598137
nice webm ok
https://scrap.tf/raffles/7P12LN
>>121598248
whats the script for your mumblelay
>>121597818
>>121598347
what do you mean?
>>121598423
how do i get your mumble overlay
i like it
miku a shit
>>121598486
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vviq3rdguc6zh53/1.mumblelay?dl=0
am i a shit
>tfw never got a ugc medal for playing on pdf
>tfw still waiting on like 3 etf2l medals
8(
>>121598858
yes human
sorry
>>121599152
oh
this economy is fucking dead
help me cash out
>>121599362
h*ck yes
add me
http://tf2r.com/k0ofrg6.html
>>121599362
poist id
*poists id*
*grabs human*
*is grabbed*
*is grabbed*
you are not me
*is grabbed*
*is grabbed*
*is grabbed*
ITT
grab this
*grabs duck*
>>121602325
i don't get it because i don't play baby games for babies
*grabs that*
sure this is epic
is ** grabbed
grab me
*grabs anonymous*
>>121602768
>>121602723
>>121602689
>>121602616
>>121602447
>>121602412
>>121602405
>>121602325
>>121602235
>>121602092
>>121602063
>>121602008
>>121601896
>>121601881
>>121601805
>>121601502
>>121599561
>>121599205
>>121598889
>>121598858
>>121598405
>>121598373
>>121598137
>>121597917
mods MODS WHAT THE FUCK
DO
YOUR
FUCKING JOB
JESUS CHRIST MODS FUCKING HELL BAN THESE CUKCS
>>121599874
please dont ever deface kagami like that again
thanks
t. kagami_fan_1999
>>121602959
Send them to >>>/trash/
pottis girl
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/557896
HEY HUMAN THERES A BOARD JUST FOR YOU
>>>/trash/
NOW GET OUT AND STAY THERE
Reported for bullying.
mfw i CRY
>>121604443
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Put dispenser putting man here.
>>121605240
>>121605240
i used to have that hat
nice het m8
Reminder Overwatch will kill this shitty game
>>121605240
>>121605607
Thanks, trying to "upgrade" into a Ten Gallon.
I've followed a DaD TTG through like five people the last few days, I hope it won't end up in some collector's hands.
>>121605480indoors
>>121605724
if it's f2p yes
it it's not maybe
>>121606009
It's confirmed to be 60 dollaridoos, though.
>>121605724
>overmeme
>literally titan fail 2.0
>60 dollars
>will eventually add microtransactions
>literally a tf2 copy
>see titan fall comment
that game will be forgotten in a week
>>121606009
40$ unlocks the game
60 with skins.
also if you buy the game you get and i quote "all the heroes released until now".
aka pay or grind a lot to unlock new ones
>>121606153
>>121606062
not gonna be enough brazillians and children for me to kill in the game then so it's gonna blow
>>121605240
overqatch will go f2p just like tf2 did
>>121605240
man as scout i didn't like offclassers on my team but as a medic I loathe them
tf2g dream lan team when
We should make a group for competitive matchmaking.
All the pros will be getting keked by Overmeme and we'll be able to get to the top of the ladder.
What would our 6's and HL team look like?
>>121608460
scout: a who
soldier: a who
pyro: empty slot for another ladder guy
demo: a who
heavy: a who
engineer: a who
medic: a who
sniper: a who
spy: a who
scout 1: a who
scout 2: a who
roamer: a who
pocket: a who
demoman: a who
medic: a who
my computer froze
im going to sleep
scout: me
soldier: me
pyro: no one
demo: me
heavy: me
engineer: me
medic: me
sniper: me
spy: me
scout 1: me
scout 2: me
roamer: me
pocket: me
demoman: me
medic: me
>>121598137
i want to get a video editing program just to put some music on this
scout:zigzag
soldier:zigzag
pyro:zigzag
demo:zigzag
heavy:zigzag
engineer:zigzag
medic:zigzag
sniper:zigzag
spy:zigzag
>>121608460
Redward
Pinto
literally anybody can spycheck so pyro doesnt matter
ZZ
Zigzag
Video Games
Fsidu
Sol
Gasol
Redward
Saturn
Flip
Video Games
ZZ
Fsidu
unless you meant a serious team
>>121609475
what about the subs
>TFW not good enough or important enough to get on the meme lists
>no one recognizes my ability to play scout
rip
pyro: tiger
>>121609716zigzag
>>121609883
>pyro
>>121610084
solid team i see it going places
>eyeaduct contract
>carebear truce horseshit making it take ten times longer than it should
>>121610215
I see itzigzaging all over the place.
>>121610084
do you have a tf2g/steam crush
i will give someone a FIRM handshake for a copy of TBoI Rebirth
am i the best spy of tf2g?
>>121610438
>implying you can't abuse it get into the enemy's spawn
This is another fucking scam, isn't it?
>>121611439
>if you don't give a gift, you won't get a gift
>you might not get a gift, even if you gave one
so if someone donates anything other than a unique weapon, gell keeps it for himself
>Join pub
>All classes but pyblow and medkek are taken
Every time
>>121611646
>pub
>having class restrictions
?
>>121611439
>>121611628
>Geel having complete control over who gets what
>Lines his and his fuccboi brigade's pockets
>"I-It's a RNG script, guys...! I promise!"
>>121611646
>pyblow
>medkek
you have autism lol
>>121608460
Actual team list:
NA
Scout: Saturn
Soldier: There's like 20 of them, pick your poison.
Pyro: Zed
Demoman: Double Zed
Heavy: Xaviravforever stapled heavy main sorry bud
Engineer: Videogame
Medic: sbt or oihguv
Sniper: Sol?
Spy: Gasol
EU
Scout: Xenosbid
Soldier: Sops, he's like a quarter EU at least
Pyro: ??? Oatmeal?
Demoman: Psyche
Heavy: ZigzagZigzag subbing forZigzagOr Stary
Engineer: Yellow
Medic: Fsidu
Sniper: Chan the man
Spy: idk if we don't get KVD back just throw half or someone there
AU
Scout: Redward
Soldier: Whatever's left of Radimir
Pyro: put a spider on the keyboard
I don't know what classes other Australians play.
Sniper: Redward
Try to prove me wrong, you probably can.
>why are you kritzing the engi
>oh
>>121614710
window maker hax
i dont even remember playing this
so, this just happened.
am i too late to the party?
>>121614641
sol is eu
>>121614897
Made me check.
>>121614964
Crimson, then.
>>121614641
demoman: pamphlet
how is this even a question
also sol is scottish
i am...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................da shpee
>>121605724
>OVERpriced
>killing tf2
no. it's b2p and p2w, the overwatch general is currently on suicide watch, check it out.
;o
>>121614641
>xenosbid
your circlejerk is showing, there are many better scouts on eu, stary for example
>>121616686
stary doesnt even play tf2 anymore let alone associate with tf2g
chan is xenos'ss's's' only eu contender anymore i reckon
also chan hasnt played sniper for a while by his own admission so id put sol in sniper and chan/xenos share scout
>>121617106
he does play, he's a good scout
>chan is xenos'ss's's' only eu contender anymore i reckon
>chan being xenosbid's contender and not xenosbid being chans contender
must not be very many good eu scouts anymore in this general if this is the best you can do
>>121617308
i thought stary sold his soul for cs a long time ago
dont get autistic i just meant theyre the only 2 who still swing by the general
talking about actual prospective teams not top trumps fantasy leagues
>>121617613
in "Recent Activity" on Steam he has TF2 above CS:GO lol
>>121617828
yeh i saw
I'm getting the most bullshit headshots lmao
>>121617613
>putting shitty players in a list of good players because they're part of your circlejerk
>calling me autistic
>>121618694
xenos and chan are the only good eu scouts who still irregularly post here
what are you getting at
>>121618694
fine, whos a better eu scout in tf2g than chan or xenos?
Thre grenade launcher is almost as fun to use as the one in TF2, good job blizzard.
>>121618776
>xenos and chan are the only good eu scouts who still irregularly post here
thank you for admitting he is only the "best" scout because no one else is here to compete with him
>>121618805
give me a list of tf2gs
i dont know every single person that visits this general off the top of my head
>>121619054
i dont even know whose dick ur riding but they probably dont come here anymore so theres not much point
>>121619054
http://pastebin.com/S4QZuDX8
this is like half of the people that still visit this general
testet
>>121619384
why am i not on that list i come here
>>121619426
kek @ that spray in the bg
>>121605887
good taste
>>121614641
>sops on eu soldier
>not renard or absolutely anyone else
ahueaeahuea
>>121620305
sops is ok although he is kind of annoying
>>121620531
yeah he is okay but you could pick someone else
doesn't psyche also play soldier? i'm sure there would be substitutes for soldier or demo if they were put on a team
draw your favourite class with your loadout!this post is not an example
>>121620305
im ok when it comes to soldier considering the amount of experience i have in this game
other guys here out-dm me on 1v1s
but thats not all there is to the game 8)
>>121622136
>>121534542
So do you stop getting contracts after a certain point or something? I've been getting them every 30 minutes or so the last 3-4 days and they just stopped today.
>>121620095
How'd u get that gunslinger
>>121622136
This took way too long.
>>121624867
Nice!
>put up a trade asking for a specialized c.a.p.p.e.r
>someone sends me an offer with his professional one, but only if i add my grenade launcher i've had for years with2000 kills on it
it's a good trade but ;_;
>tfw you build a sentry outside the thread's spawn and it dies
Valve is incredibly slow with the progress of matchmaking. Many people have been talking about it for like a year now and was rumoured even before.
So, when is this thing finally happening?
Which crates should I open? Can get 3 keys.
>>121632042
#83 is a good one.
#92 and #90 are high risk high reward too.
>>121632561
I'm not really looking to get into killstreak stuff though. Should I open Gargoyle Cases or Invasion ones?
>>121632826
Pretty sure high-tier Invasion items are worth more than high-tier Gargoyle items.
I'd go with aliens.
>>121632990
You got it Marvin
>>121632990
Well besides two meh-tier hats I got a C.A.P.P.E.R. so thanks for the suggestion!
>>121632990
Reskins that should've been made into their own weapons
VS.
All year spookiness
The choice is yours.
>>121634142
>>121633972
I'll go with re-skins that I can sell at a decent profit
Is Matchmaking live yet?
YOU UNBOXED UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
YOU UNBOXED UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
YOU UNBOXED UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
YOU UNBOXED UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
YOU UNBOXED UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR
>>121635665
>you unboxed
>>121636314
i unboxed and made a pretty good profit :*)
So valve finally implemented a truce system for when bosses showed up.
Part of me is wondering why it took them three years to add this, and the other is sad that I can't annoy kids on Ghost Fort anymore.
>>121636560
do
you
have
a
tf2g
crush
>>121532912
>have several gargoyle crates
>not sure whether to open them
>having to pay for the new Halloween shit anyway
Is there anything worthwhile in there? Because I'm willing to bet most of the items will be random drops or craftable in a while.
https://scrap.tf/raffles/TS9K02
hey
hi
>>121637292
>tumblr.tf
tfw 41-1 with bazaar bargain
nerf when
>>121636560
fuck off literal who
you're worse than tiptoptip
what sensitivity does /tf2g/ use?
>>121641423
66.6 the number of the beast
oh boy muh badges came in
>>121641423
Currently at 5 inches per 360.
Slowly worked my way down from about 1 inch/360, thinking about lowering it again.
>>121641423
1.4-1.6 depending on my mood or class at 800 dpi
>>121641423
12 inches per 360
>>121641423
1200 dpi with 5 sensitivity.
Automatically lowers to 3.33 when scoped or firing.
>>121641423
13.5 in to 360
>>121641423
1.45 ingame
1500 dpi
thats like, 8 in/360 or something i cant remember, i wrist aim so i like it relatively medium-high
>>121641751
too bad no one cares huh :^)
how can i make my game vanilla as heck
no hats
dx8
fps config
what else
>>121643660
I care
Name non-stock weapons that haven't been changed statistically since their inclusion in the game.
Bugfixes count.
>>121644761
The cleaver I think
>>121644761
>mfw I'm in too deep
>>121645173
>August 19, 2008 Patch (A Heavy Update)
>Increased the Kritzkrieg's ÃœberCharge rate bonus from 10% to 25%.
>>121644761
Third Degree
>>121644647
no you don't
>>121645656
:(
>>121644761
>>121645853
Yeah I do. I got mine too, so I'm happy for the other guy.
>>121644615
Play Orange Box TF2
>>121641423
1.20
>>121645918
>December 22, 2009 Patch
>Updated the Gunboats to absorb damage from any self-inflicted rocket blast that doesn't hurt another player.
>July 8, 2010 Patch (Engineer Update)
>The Gunboats now reduce self-damage by 60% (was 75%).
>>121646242
I already gave you the right answer here >>121645036 , what do I win??
>>121646356
You gave me A right answer. There are others.
>>121646487
How do I win the prize? Do I have to name them all?
>>121646617
Yes
i joined a game on sinshine and my team was defending last and I carried the team to mid but then I had to get dressed to hangout with real people but I feel bad for the fake people I abandoned I hope they win :/
>>121646917
i wish i had friends
especially those that comment on my profile
>>121647118
id?
>>121647118
me too
>>121647191
>>121647118
give id
>Eyeaduct as medic
>some faggot is demospamming the point and flooding text with lenny faces after each kill (I can't believe people still do that either)
>a few seconds before we lose
>fuck it, rush at him
>bonesaw the faggot, didn't know what hit him
>team manages to grab the point at the last second
Satisfying stuff like this is so rare in TF2.
>>121647180
>>121647769
i am shy :â‹Š
Literally for what purpose
>>121648257
what soldier secondary can you use anyway
>>121648207
>I want friends
>actually I don't
>>121648186
>guy spamming
>try to votekick him
>doesn't go through because votes never do
>he goes on the other team to get revenge
>dominate him
It was funny, really.
>>121648341
the banners
>>121648350
do not torment them
>>121648350
you'd just call them pathetic
What's the worst?
People who spam Lenny face after every kill, people who say Thanks! after every kill, or people who taunt after every kill?
>>121649251
The lenny face people. I sometimes get a laugh out of the "thanks" or "nice shot," and people who taunt after every kill are just killing themselves so I don't mind them.
Bind spammers are shit though.
>>121649431
>play pub with tf2g
>binds and memes
i thought this place hated these people
>>121649251
Lenny face is annoying simply because its an old meme and the people doing it are clearly kids who think its still funny.
Taunting after every kill is retarded because half the time the guy trying to annoy you is being killed on the death cam himself. It makes for the funniest screenshots though I guess.
People who spam voice commands after every kill are normally scout players and I have no idea why this is.
Guys who flood smilies and shit when their team wins are the worst though, because they're always the guy with 3 points who acts like he single handedly beat you all.
I also recently played with some guy who had a bind where anyone who killed him was accused of hacking. That was just retarded.
o:
>on losing team
>go demo
>win
I always feel like I'm cheating when I do this.
zigzag
the most prestigious medal
flip if youre in here did you ever sell that crafted shooting star
>>121649823
I actually type all the stupid bullshit I say and sometimes I ctrl+c ctrl+v them.
The only bind I actually have is <say "meme">.
>>121650813
I still don't get demo.
So you spam stickies to win, I understand.
But they seem to have no range, are slow to fire and I can never seem to catch people with them.
The pill launcher is also hard to use
>>121651530
If you learn how to air detonate stickies, you can win any pub.
>>121651764
Isn't that just pressing M2 mid air?It doesn't seem to work all the time
>Collect souls on ghost fort merasmission
>Spies trying to troll engies on no damage server
>Wrangle up to centre point platform
>Tele other engies while merasmus is gone
>Merasmus appears
>Destroy tele
>Nothing but tears in chat and ragequitting
>Farm a few hundred souls for the next hour until server is ded
Thanks for reading my blog pls r8 and subscroob.
someone to mge me
>>121652586
why
scout is too easy, he too fast
someone to msg me
:c
>>121652773
i need topractice practice practice
POST YOUR BEST UNBOX
>>121653114
Strange Huntsman from Crate 40. Sold it plus another strange huntsman I jewed from some dude back when jewing was a thing in exchange for a strange kritz.
I still regret not selling that kritz for real dosh before it crashed. I also regret not having a strange/strange festive huntsman. But I digress.
remove engineer and all matches are over in less than 5 minutes
>>121653505
Objectively untrue. Go away, scout main.
>>121653362
Speaking of crate 40, I still have one. Is it worth opening, or should I just trade it for some keys?
Is there ever a situation where the Sydney Shitter is a good sniper rifle
>>121653707
It's good when you're supporting your team and not getting xXQuickScopesXx
>>121653114
>>121653114
pro ks rocket launcher kit
alt answer: i found an au knife in mvm once
>>121653114
remove scout, pink/lime paint stops being $5
>>121653114
i don't think i have unboxed anything worth more than $10 throughout the entire time i've played tf2
Post prized possessions
>>121653871
shit effect desu
>>121654407
Then all the retards gravitate towards Pyro and the price goes up.
>>121654457
this
>>121654720
the angel halo i guess
most people cant get it
>>121654720
anything that's been given as a gift is special to me
>>121654720
>>121654720
My baby
>>121653505
remove demo and all matches last twice as long
>>121654720
I seriously treasure my Gibus.
It reminds me a lot of the past and all that's happened.
>>121655143
gib kills?
good snipers arent fun to play against at all
>>121654995
>tfw been here since '07
>never got my cheater's lament
reeee
>>121654720
All my TF2G crafts.
>>121655743
Well that's 'cause you're a fucking CHEATER idler scum
New thread
>>121655949
>>121655910
but im not :c