/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>>121489556

hahahahaah

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

MAKES YOUR ENTIRE HAND AND DECK LEGENDARY MINIONS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>121489556
SECOND FOR HNNGGG

JUST

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>>121489556
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

>this presentation
>those cards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

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>>121489556
NO gold saved boys

>>121489720
it's an adventure only card.

F2P PLAYERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>121489448>>121489720

>play aggro
>turn your 1 and 2 drops into 8 and 9 mana legendaries late game
>bad
>aggro needed a buff

>>121489556
GOLDEN MONKEY IS SHIT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU'RE RETARDED

mgh....mhm...THURSDAY.mmfffffffffghhg

WHAT'S HAPPENING THURSDAY GUYS, MY NEET BUX COMES IN THURSDAY.

>>121489774
FUCK

>Ben Brode "We listened to people bitching about RNG"

Well fuck

>>121489556
>>121489720
This is just one of many irrelevant cards like in every new adventure/expansion

Dunno why people care, 0% play rate for this

why do all explorers have british accent

>>121489556
i dont see how this is any good, your deck is built around synergy. not rng minions

FUCK YOUR GOLD STOCKPILE
ADVENTURE NOW HAHAHAHA

rng has taken over developers mind, now they just spout random ideas

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NO TIME TO SAVE UP GOLD

JUST 6 DAYS

FUCK

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>>121489556
THIS THURSDAY

>>121489819
>An adventure only card
Are you fucking stupid? It is a card from a legendary

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>sitting at 40 gold
>first wing is thursday

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>thursday

>http://eu.battle.net/hearthstone/en/expansions-adventures/league-of-explorers/

http://eu.battle.net/hearthstone/en/expansions-adventures/league-of-explorers/

>http://eu.battle.net/hearthstone/en/expansions-adventures/league-of-explorers/

That card back and board are pretty fucking cool in all honesty

>not giving people time to save gold
t-thanks

Explorer's Hat is completely unplayable.

Jeweled Scarab could become a staple 2-drop for mid-range

Golden Monkey is for only the dankest of memers.

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T H U R S D A Y
H
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S
D
A
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FUCK OVERWATCH WHO THE FUCK PLAYS THAT SHIT?

THERE IS ALREADY CS:GO, COD, BATTLEFIELD, DESTINY

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>>121489556
wouldn't play this piece of trash even for 2 mana, let alone the current
>1/20 chance to get 1/15 chance to draw this card and then play it

>>121489913
shitting on f2p bros trying to get them to cough up some shekels desu

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>150 gold saved

Not as good as it sounds

Insane in arena but imagine in warrior or mage removing every spell from your deck, crazy good in ramp druid though.

>>121489819
No it isn't you play a 4 mana 3/5 that adds a card to your deck, then when you get that card the monkey is added

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AHAHAHAHA
>GOLD STATUS?
[ x ] SAVED
[ ] not saved

>I'll maybe save some gold once I know a date
>thursday
>FUCK
>adventure is rng trash

literally who cares

>>121489987
All FPS games don't have the same gameplay senpai

>the real map to the golden monkey
>piloted sky golem
>shadowstep/pandaman
>????
>there are no nigger legendaries

>>121489987
>tf2 has been out for years
>lol and dota have been out for years
>everquest was out for years

are you really surprised

>>121489556
Should be prettry fun to get from unstable portal.

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>tfw already start stockpiling gold a week or two ago
>all these newfags that weren't ready and are going to have to shell out money for the adventure

Erron Blacks in this game? I want to fuck him

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>blizz realise that a month notice is more than enough for players to grind gold
>give one week notice instead

blizz is getting more jewish by the day

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GOOD TO GO!
SHOW ME YOUR POWER LEVEL FREE PLAYERS!

>>121489556
>>121489720
>New adventure announced

Cool.

>Key mechanic of it is RNG
>Highlight card is a 4 mana 3/5 that, after a 15-20 turn delay, turns your deck to shit

Uninstalling.

>>121490118
And overkek is just a meme game

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>spent 400 gold on yolo packs last week

fugg

So i guess next expansion will be January at this rate

Fuck Blizz

>I'm supposed to care the robot chink called the other chink brother

???

How many hours till ben announcing more cards? I'll tune in again then

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>>121490235
i bought 1k gold worth of packs a few days ago

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>ANIME HEROES
Get fucked haters

Introduce a new mechanic 2 months after the last

welp

>thursday
>no preorder card back
woooooooooow

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>>121490198

>>121490369

They have plenty of time to make new stuff when they aren't wasting time balancing, fixing or doing anything relevant to the old content.

>>121490215
Honestly it really looks fun, I will definitely check it out. WHen's the open beta?

>>121490198
>tfw 3k gold saved

what a fucking dead ass shitstain fucking game

how about adding a blitz mode? or more deck slots? or a chat? or a new tournament mode where you can bet your cards? or a new mechanic like "enchantments" that has a permanent effect on the board and is a new type of card basically? or something else that is actually new?

"discover" - get 3 random cards and choose one, wow so creative not boring at all

>>121490482
what new mechanic? missed the stream

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>>121490519
>no preorder card back

hahaha think again goy

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Who's ready for the power creep? :^)

>>121490475
What the fuck are you talking about weebshit?

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pretty good heroes

>>121490235
>>121490461

Both were almost certainly better investments than LoE. Every card they showed was garbage.

Okay, the bug might be okay, but only in decks that really want to run four Novice Engineers.

>Shitting at 2000+ gold

hahaha suckers

Golden monkey could be good in control vs control matchups. -2 fatigue ticks and then it turns that dead card draw in your hand into legendaries.

>>121490585
Discover. Literally better webspinner.

>>121490658
thats probably the heroic card back

>>121490678
another 7 mana mage legendary wtf

>>121490482
>"wahhhh release content faster"
>ok here
>"NOOOOO STOPPPP *shits diap*"

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Who the fuck is gonna play that trash card?

>>121490658
probably the december cardback since they said it was going to be revealed at blizzcon

you guys know that you could easily bot 700 gold before the release, right

especially given secret paladin is so efficient

>THURSDAY

FOR FUCKS SAKE, I AIN'T EVEN UNLOCKED THE FLAMEWANKER WING FROM BM YET

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>costume contest is tonight
>remembering some suckers paid $40 to see fat women dressed up like sylvanas

>people whining about not being able to save gold
>not just buying it

i don't even understand lol

>>121490778
Nobody fucking nobody was asking for more content except the pay2win faggots

I was hoping for an actual raid not some meme "lol so random" shit.

Fuck

>tfw botgod
>tfw still have enough gold for at least 1 wing when it comes out
- G -
BOT
- D -
ASSEMBLE

>>121490865
i only play to collect cards f2p, not even poor its just the main thing that keeps me playing

>>121490748
>golden monkey on turn 10, turn one of your cards in hand into mistcaller

>>121490205
Nah you are supposed to build your deck around it, everything inside should be early control and card draw, probably in hunter or druid since hunter can thin their deck out with mad scientist and tracking, while druid can just say fuck it and ramp.

>>121490585
It's called discover, play a minion with shit stats for it's cost (one shown was a 2 mana 1/1) and pick between 3 cards at a specific cost of class or neutral. Good for control since you can afford a dead turn of card draw and it doesn't thin the deck which is big in mirror control matchups.

>>121489556
Get Ready Everyone

Next year we will be seeing 2 adventures and 2 expansions

2014- Naxx, GvG
2015- BRM, TGT, Explorers

Blizzard cant sell this shit fast enough

>>121490678
Could be a card used by bosses. We didn't get the 10/2 minion from BRM either.

>>121490865
>f2p poorfags wishing longer wait times for everyone

poorfags...

>>121490835
Hasn't their detection for bots gotten better? Why risk it now.

>>121490585
Discover

It gives you 3 random cards which cost X mana and you pick from them, kind of like tracking, then it gets added to your hand.

>>121490770
The golden monkey is neutral so it's likely this one is too

>>121490678

Dr. Voodoo
Battlecry: Summon 2 1/1 Voodoo Dolls
Warning! Voodoo Dolls may explode

>fps's on the console

lmao it couldn't get worse

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Honestly, this cards are not that bad on their own desu

>>121490778

Nobody asked for more content. What everyone asks is more balance patches, non-shitty ones this time.

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Overwatch isn't F2P?

It's <CURRENT YEAR> how can an online casual shooter isn't F2P?

>>121491010
I've been botting for at least a year now, I mean, you can risk it but I'm enjoying the easy life

>hots gets an overwatch hero before hearthstone

not like I wanted a stupid beta invite anyway...

>>121491038
hearthstone on console

>>121491109
it is just mistwalker 2.0

>>121490770
Have you never watched a hearthstone trailer before?

The only weird thing here is the fact that they aren't using warlock card borders

>>121491116
roflmao, 60$
and thats a dead game from launch

>>121491109
>golden monkey isnt a legendary
disappointing tbqh senpai

>>121490975
Adventures a shit, but more expansions is fine.

>>121491117
Can I ask for the name of the new bot, might research it to see how full proof it is to use it now.

Overwatch seems like a really cool game. Too bad I 'm shit at FPSs.

THE ORC MASTER HAS ARRIVED

>>121491235
Fuck off reddit.

>an entire adventure dedicated to arena cards
that lego and discover mechanic are garbage in constructed

>>121490974
>Nah you are supposed to build your deck around it

Might as well build your deck around Majordomo Executus. I'm sorry, but until Hearthstone adds tutors (that's "search your deck for any card you want" cards for those of you who only play HS), that monkey shit will be playable in grand total of zero (0) decks ever.

>>121491109
They will make a fun meme deck but it's completely shit competitively, removing all your burn and board control for shitty legos is awful.

That said it's not going to stop me making a meme deck and loosing in ranked with it

>>121491278
5 months is more than enough to git gud m8

New Cards: The League of Explorers contains *******4 wings******* packed with fiendish bosses, puzzling traps, and ancient mysteries for you to discover. When you overcome a boss or an encounter for the first time, you will earn brand-new cards for your collection!
guys??????????????

>>121491235
nyehh mhmm

>no new hero skin announcement

There's still classes other than Mage, Warrior, and Hunter, Blizzard.

any good mage cards

>>121491275
hearthranger seems to be the most popular now

It's got a lot of shit that makes it act more like a human so the other player can't actually report you, irregular card playing, hovering and stuff

so unless blizzard in the past week somehow developed some new groundbreaking bot detection, you should be safe

>>121491278
>Too bad I 'm shit at FPSs.
Then it is perfect for you. It doesn't really play like a typical FPS. Some heroes don't even require you to aim.

>>121491109
These cards will enable some exciting new meta-turning decks, just like Mimiron's Head did. I can't wait.

>>121491576
Ranger free beta ends soon desu senpai

>>121491543
Apparently Ben is announcing more later, I'm still wondering how many hours till then

>>121491543
But they just released a christmas themed skin for Paladin Kappa

>>121491576

>more like a human so the other player can't actually report you

lmao no bot actually plays like a human, you can always see it.

Nobody reports you because its a pain in the ass to report because they expect you to externally email them about it, and who gives a fuck enough to do that

>>121490974
>Nah you are supposed to build your deck around it

YOU CAN NOT BUILD YOUR DECK AROUND A CARD THAT TURNS YOUR DECK INTO RANDOM CARDS

NICE JOB DRAWING HALF YOUR FUCKING DECK SO YOU CAN TURN THE REST OF YOUR CARDS INTO HEMET FUCKING NESINGWARY

Astral Communion is objectively a better card than the Golden Monkey.

>>121491675
Kappa

>New Game Boards: Immerse yourself in the adventure with all-new playing fields!

More than one happening?

When does the tourney start

And when is the battle between the two poker pros?

>>121491109

Elise takes so long to activate that she's basically a 3/5 with no text. A nerfed Yeti or a Tazdingo without taunt. You need to, on average, draw 27 cards before you can play the monkey.

And the effect of the monkey, if you ever get to see it, isn't even good for you. It breaks your deck's gameplan and synergies and leaves you with random dudes, most of which are not good enough to play on their own.

>paladin is VERY HAPPY in the Trailer
OP AS FUCK PALA 5 DROP CONFIRMED?

>>121491857
either way you aint getting banned, so who cares

>>121490897
fuck you I want new cards stir up the meta and my loins

>>121489556
This looks like a fun card except it's honestly shit.

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>New adventure mode in ONE WEEK
>LULSORANDUM card effects
>Another new mechanic, guess what, more random

They've abandoned us huh? Looks like Hearthstone only needed to survive until Overwatch presales started rolling in..

>>121491742
Ben speaks in 3h20m but it's virtual ticket only. Better find a restream.

>>121491767
>>121491879
Kill yourself.

>>121491950
Your math is both bad and wrong

Your deck has 30 cards nothing takes an average of 27 cards to draw.

Is Metzen literally retarded? Jesus Christ this is awful.

Monkey will never be consistent enough for high level constructed play. You'd rather just have more face. I would put it in a fun deck though.

Explorer's Hat will make Lock & Load hunter fun as fuck. We'll have to see if it's good enough to make the deck a thing.

>>121492008

>I want new cards stir up the meta

You mean replace the meta entirely?

>>121491915
Each wing has a different location so most likely.

>>121492110
Name ONE, NON-RANDOM ability, that wasnt used in magic the gathering.

>>121491950
You could build a deck designed to stall and draw itself like crazy and then use legendaries as the finisher.
Something like Mill Rogue always has a load of spare cards like Coldlight in it's hand

>>121490475
shut up and die animeposter

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i was just thinking "it's been a while since i've gotten a legendary"

Who the ever living FUCK would think Golden Monkey was a good card?

No one is gonna play that utter useless shit.

>>121492314
gazlowe

>>121492159
Mill rogue + Beneath the Grounds + Monkey for late game new meta confirmed.

>>121492146

Expected turn to draw Elise is 15. Elise shuffles the map to your remaining deck. Expected turn to draw the map is 23. Map shuffles the monkey into your deck. Expected turn to draw monkey is 27.

>>121492314
ITS GOLDEN MONKEY
ITS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>121492361
No one? There's a bunch of weak filler cards in every release, are you new?

>Guy stands up
>Water is knee deep
Shouldn't he be dead?

FUCKING EPIC

>>121492110

If you actually thought anything good was going to come out of this you might actually be clinically retarded.

This is a children's game and will never be complex, balanced or terribly good. Stop taking it seriously and just play it while you shit like everyone else, the game is trash

>>121492314
nat pagle

hearthstone had the best trailer

>>121492384
Is it even that good? If you mill your deck down to the monkey and replace your last 6 cards with legionaries, that doesn't necessarily mean you won. You can get 6 shit legionaries, it's not like being legendary means the card's actually good.

>>121492398

Correction: those are not turns, those are the number of cards you need to see. Subtract 3 or 4 for your starting hand.

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>>121491368
I wasn't in the stream and when I say the image of the new cards I immediately thought it was a tutor (Discover a (3) - cost card : search for a 3 or less mana cost card from your deck) and I thought it was the best thing ever.

Then I saw it was just 3 cards like tracking and I thought it was 3 cards at random from your deck that fitted the mana cost and I thought it was still pretty fucking good.

Then I realized what it really is. It's shit.

>>121492442
this

this game has a ridiculously low skill ceiling to begin with and the incredible amount of rng doesn't help

if you wanted a better game just go play magic (much more expensive but hearthstone is super cheap and you always get what you pay for with shit like this)

>>121492501
I like hearthstone trailer because it doesn't take itself seriously

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>>121492442

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feels good finally getting 12 wins in arena. now its time to aim for 12-0

>>121492550
>6 times millhouse

imagine the value!

>>121492550
>legionaries

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>>121492369
>>121492407
>>121492454
holy fuck too bad im shit at this game

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>play midrange hunter
>include the golden monkey leggo
>just one card, hardly a disaster 3/5 for 4 mana anyway
>get it vs control player
>automatically win
>get it vs fatigue warrior
>huge chance of Malorne in deck for automatic win too

It's probably bad for control decks and you lose your removal, it's useless in combo decks (e.g freeze mage) and it's too slow for aggro, but midrange decks may make use of it
Then again many legendaries are shit

>>121492605
>if you wanted a better game just go play magic
FUCKING COCAINE ADDICTION IS CHEAPER
I have both

>>121492550
>Is it even that good?

No. That's the joke.

Only way the monkey lady is better than Majordomo is that she doesn't actually kill you when you play her, she's just a 3/5 that does nothing.

>>121492704
>it wasn't nat pagle

I'm so sorry, dude...

>>121492669
yeah firefox doesn't like legendaries apparently

There are people in this thread right now that think an all minion, all random, all legendary deck is playable.

>>121492717
It's not a stand alone card you retard. You need to play the 3/5, then you need to draw the draw card and spend another 2 mana on it, THEN you need to draw the monkey again and spend mana on it.

>>121492717
>random legendaries
>huge chance for malorne
??????

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lol this card is the father of the gay priest

>>121492732

fuck off kibler

>>121492584

If Discover was a tutor mechanic, it would actually be really good for the game. Finally a way to control the RNG and enable gimmick decks, but nope, turns out it's just more RNG because that's exactly what HS needs apparently.

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>>121492606
I like Hearthstone in general because it doesn't take itself seriously
I hate other "esports" with all serious casters wearing suits and ties and big stages and lighting like it's a boxing match

Hearthstone is how it should be, the epitome of HS tourneys was the house cup and the ATLC, just a bunch of guys in a house all weekend chilling and playing vidya

>>121491235
nyehh mhmm

>>121492874
no
shit
sherlock

>>121492550
Yes, it's not for control decks all their cards are too important, but in a midrange deck you can play the monkey from your hand whenever you run out of late game threats against control. Let's say you are playing midrange paladin and you already dropped tirion and boom, between hand and deck let's say you have 10 cards, card draw is now useless and a shielded mini-bot draw will probably lose the game, now you drop a 6/6 taunt and suddenly at least half of your remaining cards will be major threats.

Kripp's head looks funny on his body.

>>121492913
blizz aren't designing for what hs "needs," they're designing for what's going to rope in casual players because this is a casual game

>>121492717

How many of your midrange hunter games go to turn 24? Because that's when you can expect to see the 6/6 taunt.

>>121492984
So why is he a warrior card? and not a hero? or in a other deck?

>>121492843
If you get like 15 leggos it's a big chance

>>121491950
have nothing but draw cards and stalling minions like boomsayer and annoyotron

thats basically how you would build a starseeker deck

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so hype

>>121489556
Fuck me I only got the first wing of each adventure.
Being f2p is suffering.

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Second golden hero is done.

>>121493096
Email blizzard and ask

>>121492717

>automatically win

literally retarded.

>>121493126
you're not going to get 15 of them because it's a one-of at best that you need to play, put the second card in your deck, play that card, and then draw legendaries one by one. monkey is actual garbage

>>121493159
lmao raynad

>>121493159
spot the faggot

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>Giving hunter rancor
WHY

>>121493209
You mad?

>>121493126
>draw 15 milhouses

ebin rng m8

>>121493159
Too bad they couldn't get any women for the event

Did they announce/hint at any changes to existing cards?

>>121492990
Except you don't play the monkey, you hope to play the 3/5 on turn 4 and hope you get the 2 mana spell and you have 2 spare mana on a turn and you draw the monkey and then you play the monkey.

>>121493126
literally same chance than any other legendary

The stream is really fucking laggy for me. Is there any way to fix this? I once heard something about watching twitch streams on other players or something..but I'm tech illiterate and I dunno how. Anyone knows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYNCCu0y-Is

ffffffffffffffuck this is good

my waifus in it too, hnggg

>>121493096
He's a warrior, but they needed to represent all races and sex-es, so Magni became the warrior alt since dwarves.

>>121493087
You are a fucking idiot, all decks run card draw so seeing it that late is pretty fucking improbable and you want it to show up when your deck is running out of steam not early on.

>>121493293
We got ourselves a real memer here boys

Hahaha, Savjz is so fucking nervous.

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>this just goes to show how diverse this tournament is

>>121493268
>kripp will never leave the hearthstone scene
hate that faggot so much

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rate

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Would you, /hsg/?

>>121493349
I still don't understand the end
>>121492425

>>121493305
blizz panel is soon, with BEN "I LISTENED TO ALL RNG COMPLAINS,BTW HERE ARE MORE RNG CARDS AND ANOTHER RNG MECHANIC" Broode

>>121493349
You have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan.

>>121493363
what card draw does midrange hunter run

(the answer is none)

>>121493283
>hoot hoot

>>121493283
Needs nerfing

Huntard hat is too op

Why are they all reading

While Seltzer was talking Reynad had this "Someone please kill me" face the entire time. but to be fair that's kind of Reynads expression at most times.

Reynad is spazzing out

LMAO REYNAD DROPPING SPAGHETTI

>reynad dropping spaghetti live on stream
>in front of a hundred thousand (100,000) people

When are they gonna unveil more? (CET)

>reynad fucking up already

no wonder this nigga isn't doing anything

>reynad
My fucking sides

>>121493593
kripp looks fucking 40 in this pic

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I want Hakaar Legendary. Please Give Hakaar

>>121493593
Why is Kripp so amazing

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That's what they rehearsed all this week?

>>121493593
this is it
this is our game

Even if Elise had the "replace all your shit with leggos" effect as a battlecry, without needing to draw two other one-of cards to trigger it, I don't think she'd actually be that good. She'd just turn your deck into the 30 legendaries deck, and the 30 legendaries deck is not actually a good deck.

>reynad.com
become incompetent

>>121493283
Face/hybrid hunter will definitely run 1 of this

>every sentence scripted

Only Kibler delivered it smoothly.

Flawless delivery guys

COME ON LOOK AT EACH OTHER STOP READING THE TELEPROMPTER

>>121493349
>sylvanas
>no midriff

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did they bring Amaz

This is painful to watch

>>121493352
Holy shit so blizzard is afraid that their butthurt neckbeard lore faggots don't have an alternative hero as a dwarf or ogre nigger? wtf this like the US of cuc.khold in a nutshell with niggers right now

>muh white male protagonist hurr durr can't be a hero because le feminism and reddit shit

hahahaha omg this too funny actually

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how fucking blazed is Reynad right now? save it for afterwards you clown.

>>121493508
Tracking, Flare, mad scientist (thinning deck is just as important), will probably bring back buzzard or cultmaster card draw

Of course plopping it in a current list and just cutting out a houndmaster won't work. but you are intent on hating everything that isn't blatantly overpowered so fuck it

The base card loses 1 point in stats for the effect so not drawing it for a long time is perfectly fine.

Watch them reveal the new heroes by making them play them during the tournament

Reynard looks constipated.

>>121493728

Depends if it still follows the 1 of and class rules.

If its a free for all a deck of tirions and grommashes would be broken as fuck

>>121493504
>>121493504
this post makes no sense, stop shitposting

>>121493728
>She'd just turn your deck into the 30 legendaries deck

Worse, she'd turn it into the 30 Legends deck without any filtering of the bad legends.

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Literally our guy

>>121493283

Rancor was 2 power for 1 mana. This is 1 power for 2 mana.

I don't think this will be used unless control hunter somehow becomes a thing for some reason.

>amaz
>kripp
>gnimsh
>roberta
why are these sub-humans allowed anywhere near a mic

>>121491119
you want a warcraft game to get an overwatch card.....?

What do I do for the next hours until it's Ben Brode time?

Is there a more useless title than "Hearthstone World Champion?"

can someone tell me why the general public seem to hate conquest for hearthstone tournaments? it seems the most balanced one

firebat had to beg blizzcon to let him come back to do this shit lmao

nigga wasn't even invited at all

>>121493832
so RANDOM!

>>121493874

>this one in a billion would be broken as fuck

yeah thats why everyone runs sneeds for those sick Kel drops.

>>121493973
watch e-sports m8

>>121493982
turns the game into rock-paper-scissors

Anyone else cringing so hard you can't even watch this fucking stream

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Some really great banter at this event

>>121493874

You're equally likely to get a deck of lorewalker chos and extra copies of elise.

>>121493982
Requires people to learn how to play 3 decks instead of just rolling with a lucky aggro streak.

Firebat is so handsome~

how come Strifecro isn't in the finals

aaaah everything is scripted and stale, this is not what Hearthstone "E-sport" should be. It should be relaxed with comfortable people cracking jokes.
Fuck this teleprompter reading bullshit.
An Audience doesn't fit either but what can you do.

Hopefully the actual commentary will be better.

>>121493976
Professional Hearthstone player

I am like 100% positive that this Seltzer bitch has sucked every male employee's dick at Blizzard in order to stay somewhat relevant.

>double feign death + explorers hat

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE HATS

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>>121491119
Are you retarded?

>>121494124
yes, same level as ERIC NGH NGH, just muted the stream

Is there a list of stuff that's been revealed so far?

>>121494158
he's shit

>>121494146
Bro, he's 5'7". Still handsome to you?

>>121492361
If you are a new player it could be awesome AF, you get all your horrible cards turned into sweet legendaries and can have a blast at rank 20. Not everything should be designed for the highest level players.

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Firebat is only like 19 years old

>>121491408
ayy man you won't be talkin shit man if unstable portal shits a monkey or a rogue shadowsteps the monkey to meme it again

>>121493982
It removes most of the strategy

>>121494123

The game is already rock-paper-scissors.

>>121494030

meanwhile they have shitters like Kripp, and Roberta casting, what a joke

KIBLER GOLDEN MONKEY DECK CONFIRMED

>>121490108
just spent 1k gold in arena last week

>all this autism in my city

>>121494240

>tfw you will never fuck and snuggle with sheever

>>121494240
>sheeeverposter
more

>>121492398
you missed the part where you get 3-4 cards in your opening hand and can put cards in your deck that draw cards

>>121494263
I'm 5'1 so I don't care.

>>121494301
You can't unstable the monkey just like how you can't unstable a 4/4 nerubian

Analyze for Hearthstone is fucking stupid because it is literally RNG

Holy FUCK this Blizzcon shit is absolutely cringeworthy

This gook talking shit o i am laffin

K U C K F R A N I C H

More cards as taken directly from Polygon

Brode said the adventure will contain 45 new cards in total. Although we were shown a number of them, they were not final at the time we saw them and, as such, could be changed before the adventure releases.

A new mage spell card called Torch costs three mana and deals three damage, but also shuffles another three-mana spell into your deck that deals six damage, allowing you to snowball into more powerful abilities later in the game.

A hunter spell called "Explorer's Hat" will give a minion one extra attack and one extra health, but that's not the only bonus it provides. When that minion dies, they'll drop another Explorer's Hat card into your hand.

Brode said discovery options will be restricted to neutral cards and cards of the class you're currently playing — no discovering a druid spell as a rogue, for example.

http://www.polygon.com/2015/11/6/9673832/league-of-explorers-hearthstone-adventure-pack

In keeping with the theme, League of Explorers will also include some new traps in the form of secrets. Hunters will have Dart Trap, which triggers when the opposing hero uses their hero power, and deals five damage to a random enemy. Paladins will get a secret called Sacred Trial; when this is active, if an enemy has at least three minions and plays a fourth, the new minion will be destroyed.

League of Explorers will feature five new legendary cards — one for each member of the League, and one for the villainous Rafaam. Brann Bronzebeard will cause any battlecries that get played while he's active to trigger twice. Reno Jackson will fully heal your hero's health, as long as your deck contains no more than one copy of any card. Sir Finley will allow you to discover more murlocs and put them into your hand. And Rafaam will give players access to three "powerful artifacts," unique spells that cost 10 mana in exchange for "crazy effects."

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>>121494158
Good players like Strife and Kolento and Trump got eliminated by shitters
Half of these Asians got to the top 8 playing pure aggro cancer and getting lucky on RNG

>>121494387
>pining over a basic looking piece of meat

what a shock the asian player was completely rude

>>121494547
Disgusting, I can't stand that little shit.

I hope the chink wins.

>>121494483
>can't do analysis when randomness is involved

I guess they should fire all the actuaries in the world huh

>>121494569
>Polygon

>>121494578
>streamer darlings got btfo by real players
good

Thijs please wreck this chink

>this slanty eyed gook talking shit

>>121494578
>Good players
>trump

3 CARDS REVEALED

EXPLORER'S HAT (hunter) - 2 MANA
> GIVE A MINION 1/1 WITH DEATHRATTLE WHEN THE MINION DIES EXPLORER'S HAT GOES BACK TO YOUR HAND

TORCH (mage) - 3 mana
DEALS 3 DAMAGE AND SHUFFLE ANOTHER 3 MANA DAMAGE SPELL TO YOUR DECK

JEWELED SCARAB 2 Mana 1/1 BEAST
DISCOVER A 3 MANA CARD

ELISE STARSEEKER 4 MANA 3/5
SHUFFLE A MAP TO THE GOLDEN MONKEY INTO YOUR DECK

THE FUCKING MAP 2 MANA
SHUFFLE THE GOLDEN MONKEY INTO YOUR DECK DRAW A CARD

GOLDEN MONKEY 4 MANA 6/6 TAUNT
REPLACE YOUR HAND AND DECK WITH LEGENDARY

>>121493728

If Elise did that, she'd be an automatic one-of in decks like facehunter and zoo that have shit for late game. Playing her when opponent gains control of the board would give your all-in deck an artificial lategame that's less bad than what you naturally have.

Current Elise is completely unplayable. You can trigger the effect in maybe 1 game out of 100 if you're lucky.

>>121494569
>45 new cards
so that will be like 5 actual playable cards

>>121494698
The cards are still correct, doesn't matter if they came from polygon.

>>121494564
>over a min long webm of someone eating
How autistic are you?

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>Zoo vs Freeze

gg Freeze Wins automatically

>>121494569
sounds like a gimmick expansion

>>121494569
>Reno Jackson will fully heal your hero's health, as long as your deck contains no more than one copy of any card.
What the actual fuck.

I like Thijs too, but why is everyone sucking his dick?

>>121494773
that's 4 cards

>>121494829
>How autistic are you?
Do you even need to ask? He's a Sheeverposter

>>121494569
This game will fucking suck more than ever

>>121494839
frostbolt + doomsayer in starting hand
gg indeed

>>121494870
hes the great white hope

>>121494569
10 armor shieldmaidens, nice

>>121494870
Full korean starcraft 2 final still haunts people

>>121494569
I think that Reno Jackson card text is too complicated for Hearthstone players.

>>121494569
sounds like its going to be even more useless than brm

>>121493954
Its literally bullshit that he wasn't given a ticket straight to Blizzcon, at least as a playin 8 vs. 9.

Its a bummer not seeing him in it.

>>121494773
>Torch

Where was this revealed?

>>121494870
He's better than the rest of the scrubs

>>121494870
He's one of the very few non-Asians in the finals, and he doesn't play cancer

>>121494696
If you think those two are somehow related and HS isn't 90% RNG unlike what actuaries normally does.

What's the november card back?

>>121494870

He has been on a crazy run over the past year

>>121494848
Don't worry, there will be an OP card in the first wing because people can justify the cheap purchase and 3-4 in the last two wings for the whales

>>121494953
more like draw 2 from a novice

>>121494839
pretty God hand for Zoo though. Thijs needs a nova asap

>>121494978
It's also that NA only had the top 6 qualify for the regionals. Firebat made top 8 but got tucked by frump because they had to play 1 extra game.

>>121494995

>polygon

>>121494773
>hat
Too slow for Hunter.

>torch
Only function is stopping fatigue wins in control vs control matchups. Mage has far, far better burn available.

>scarab
Needs further testing to call.

>Elise
3/5 with no text.

>>121494870
hes dutch

I missed the announcement, is there anywhere I can watch it?

wat, new adventure ALREADY?

>>121494773
Scarab is going to be in tons of decks just you watch

2 mana into a curve of 3 mana of your choice is really good

I hope we get a higher mana version of this

>>121494569
These changes are way too crazy if I am reading this right a new ability to delve from random cards you never put into your deck at all, cards that are reshuffled into your deck as better cards and legendaries that let you get more Murlocs and "crazy effects for 10 mana which at current power levels may as well be "win game"" sounds really scary to me. Will need to see it in action but could be the final straw for me.

>>121495378
Nope.

>hots gets a hero for over watch
>hs gets a fucking card back
Are you fucking serious?

>>121494569

>Torch
could be interesting.
>Hat
trash
>Dart Trap
if inspire ever becomes meta, but garbage otherwise
>trial
complete trash
>Brann
interesting
>Reno
completely unplayable in constructed
>Finley
murloc memer
>Rafaam
who knows

>>121495378
http://eu.battle.net/hearthstone/en/expansions-adventures/league-of-explorers/

>will save just enough money to get the adventure by the 11th even if I get shitty 40 gold quests
Feels nice.

>>121494858
It likely checks remaining cards and assuming it costs 5 or 6 mana you can just drop it as an out vs aggro assuming you didn't get screwed with something like both armoursmiths or both wyrmrest in deck

>>121494801
Well that's like 10% bigger card pool then.

>>121495186
DON'T FORGET THESE MORE CARDS REVEALED

>Dart trap (hunter) (secret)
WHEN OPPONENT HERO USES HERO POWER DEAL 5 DAMAGE TO RANDOM ENEMY

>SACRED TRIAL (paladin) (secret)
WHEN OPPONENT HAS ATLEAST 3 MINIONS AND PLAYS A NEW MINION, DESTORY THAT TARGET

>BRANN BROZEBEARD
TRIGGER BATTLECRY AGAIN

>RENO JACKSON
FULLY HEAL YOUR HERO IF YOUR DECK ONLY CONTAINS ONE OF EACH COPY

>SIR FINLEY
DISCOVER MURLOCS

>RAFAAM
DISCOVER A 10 MANA ARTIFACT

>>121495727
>REVEALED

>>121494798
>one-of

its a legendary. Of course its one-of you fuck.

>>121495727
Does Dart Trap proc before or after Hero Power?

> Paladins will get a secret called Sacred Trial; when this is active, if an enemy has at least three minions and plays a fourth, the new minion will be destroyed.
> Paladins will get a secret called Sacred Trial; when this is active, if an enemy has at least three minions and plays a fourth, the new minion will be destroyed.

It's happening! This will force them to nerf this piece of shit at last

>>121495727
what happens when a joust battlecry is triggered twice and you win both?

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How has no one pointed out yet that the team pulled this adventure out of their ass? Except for Bronzebeard none of these characters are established.

Hearthstone's entire shtick is cashing in on WoW nostalgia. This could have been an awesome Troll adventure like Zul'Gurub or Icecrown to go with the TGT theme.

Oh, and 'Reno Jackson'? Fuck off and get Harrison Jones in here.

>>121495727

Copying a battlecry is a cool effect, but it needs to be cheap to be worth it.