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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
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>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>121176492
EARTHSHAKER
Ogre Magi
O G R E M A G I
G
R
E
>>121213561
>>121213674
>>121213684
i want next thread to be
OGre
ES
FAceless void
specifically in that order
DONKEY
Shitstains
honeypot
I want to wife a wyvern
>tfw no ogre hero
>tfw no hero who shakes the earth
>tfw no time hero
>WagaGaming
>@WagaGaming
>As a swede, this may be my new favorite thing on youtube.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEvjox5boW4
>10:46 PM - 4 Nov 2015
What did he mean by this?
>>121213775
Shrek
>>121213732
yeah im not doing that, next 9 decides what the next thread meme is
>>121213869
>what is ogre magi
>what is sand king
>what is faceless void
>>121213964
le balanced Siamese molotov cashregisterman
le balanced hero who shakes the earth
le balanced alien slapper king mace holder
these memes are giving me cancer
>>121213896
>as a Swede
>>121214019
RETARD
E_E
T__T
A___A
R____R
D_____D
>>121214148
that's how you know they're working
>>121214181
one of these is not like the others
>>121214321
I think Gustav might be gay
Secret will always win
>>121214449
I'm not fucking that
post ending in 0 tells me what to fuck next
Ok so i dont know what im doing wrong.
i have played this game since 2012 and im getting to play with worse people every day.
9/10 matches i play support, is it impossible to get to play good games as a support?
do i have to practice and play carry/mid just to get to a rating where i can play support? its so stupid.
also how can there be such a difference in intellect and skill around 2.5-3.5k mmr?
some matches are fun because you don't get complete idiots in your or their team, that happens 1 match of 10, and its a 50-50 win or lose.
in the 9 other matches you either get completely rekt or you completely reck them.
is forced 50 a real thing? im starting to think that way considering that if i win three times in a row im more likely to get 2-3 retards in my next match. i once had a winning streak of 14 because i only predicted after 2-3 lost matches in a row.
tl;dr:
Is going mid or carry the only way to get out of 2-3k?
How to git gud?
Is forced 50 real?
>>121214540
your mom
>>121214540
ur mum
>>121214660
not if i get to her first
>>121214638
>>121214660
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEMONIC ARCHIVIIIIST THIS SHIT
>>121214593
honestly I feel like 2k-3k is the zone where the hell exists
4k-8k people play roles well enough that doing well in a lane for a teammate wins the game
beneath 2k people are bad enough that literally anyone can just snowball out and no one will buy BKB or wards and it'll be a smooth cruise
2k and 3k is literally hell
Riki comes for (You).
>30 posts in
>already dead thread full of memes
is this a new low for /d2g/?
>>121214879
QUICK /d2g/ POST YOUR FAVOURITE MEME
>>121214969
>>121214828
Yah, its 50/50 winning or losing not because of skill on both teams, but because lack of skill on one team
>>121214969
Ancients Necro was my favorite memestrat before it got nerfed out of existence.
>>121214969
alchemist is a support hero
>>121214969
please do feed the troels
>>121214969
Your life.
>play games all day till 5 am
>belly suddenly hurts
>go take a shit
>explosive diarrhea
>doesn't hurt anymore
Nice
time to sleep
>>121215045
how odd, my favourite one is 'alchemist is a good hero'
>>121214969
radi + manta on al the chemist
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
EARTH SPIRIT IS SUCH A FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMN HE NEEDS BUFFS BADLY BECAUSE HE'S SO USELESS CHRIST FUCKING BUFF EARTH SPIRIT
what hero is the best if you need to solo a whole team without having to rely on others during the entire match?
Who is the saltiest person on your friendlist?
>>121215394
OM
ES
FV
are probably the best.
>>121215416
Me, I have a smurf.
>>121214246
D
DOTARD
O_T
T__A
A___R
R____D
D_____?
>>121215394
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>chose breezescooter the ranged PA
>have your 3.75 up by level seven
>rotate to a different lane
>wipe the enemy team 13 or so minutes in
>win the game
Justify this.
>>121215042
jerking off to your 2nd monitor while waiting 2 minutes to kill a stack of ancients was your favorite memestrat?
>>121215480
>>121215549
is this funny somehow?
>>121215635
It's hard to land shackles
>>121214593
>Anyone below 4k mmr thinking forced 50 exists
I love this meme.
>>121215132
you forgot to add
>get out of bed
at the end senpai
>>121215670
Hey family, you can choose to take the advice or not, to be honest.
>>121215541
what the fuck is dodotard
>>121215635
>>121215416
Added a guy that smurfed and only played Nyx Assassin mid back when I was on my first year of dota, and re-added him after he switched back to his main account. Turns out he's a typical 4k flamer who feeds intentionally while calling his team noobs for some minor issue and gets LP for feeding/raging.
>>121215670
>being THIS new
baka desu senpai
>>121215757
not saying it does, just saying that i have observed some patterns. might as well be a broken client giving retards to high rating so they have to lose 100 matches in a row to get to their own rating
Does it make me a cancerous person if I spammed Necro offlane to get to 4k?
>>121216107
Considering most people calibrated at 5k, no
>>121216107
The only thing that makes someone cancerous is having cancer. The disease
>>121215042
>ancients necro
>good
Was it your favorite because it was the most reliable way to make your team lose games?
>>121215827
You'll know when you reach at least 3.2k ;)
Ogre Magi
>>121216414
im 4.5k friend
don't copy my fresh meme with ddtard
>>121213896
Hmm idk Swedes are kekholds?
>>121216530
Stay salty, these memes belong to me
>>121215541 (you)
>>121214246 (you)
Earthshaker
>>121213896
im a swede and i dont get this
desu I think the word filters increased my usage of senpai and baka
>>121216046
I'd venture to guess that in 90% of games where the average mmr is below 4k, all of the players are missing a critical piece of game knowledge. Someone that has a good understanding of the game can dominate the laning phase and every team fight in those games.
>tfw you started a meme and eveybody is claming it
at last i have left my legacy..
>>121217007 (You)
okay
>>121214449
Do you know what happens to pedos in prison?
>>121214969
I've got a few memes in mind
>Old patches were better
>We NEED new heroes, its not like we used to get a hero once a week because valve was porting them over from dota 1 and they were already made
>mmr doesn't matter
>pushing metas are boring
Also, never forget
>x hero is 100% COUNTERED BY TP
>>121216967
Really now
What are you going to do when someone comes to your lane, right clicks enemy creeps, misses last his and actively tries to keep you from getting them, soaks XP, then feeds two kills.
If you pick a hard carry, you will be against an aggressive duo lane like slardar/swm while your support will nuke lane creeps and die.
If you pick support you will crush your lane by your carry won't get a single last hit.
If you go mid, someone will fight you for it and feed in the event they don't get it.
If you go offlane, someone will join you to sap XP and push the lane and feed the enemy carry.
How do you escape that
>>121218004
She's 18 bro, it's cool
REMINDER:
xiao8 "little eight" is streaming with our based retardbro CDEC.Agressif, wrecking chinese tryhard stacks left and right with our little man CDEC.Q playing the carry
REMINDER:
CDEC are L I T E R A L L Y our guys, not team meme-cret (property of Reddit) or EG (also reddit)
>i pick for solo off
>support comes top with me
>tell him to go support our carry
>"no"
>goes and dies 3 times then leaves the game
gg -mmr
2k dota is fun
>>121218352
>me ooga
>team booga
>>121213501
Please explain
>le open epic doter 2
>check le ping
>140ms
>le sad but I play it
>le ingame doesn't drop below 233ms
le just fug my honeypot la
>>121218729
EE accidentally turned off his PC at the last lan
>>121218729
Secret stomped EG during MLG, EE was playing braindead heroes as always.
>>121218960
honeypot lan
JP voice pack any second now sempai~
>>121219181
What makes it different from any LAN EG won?
>>121218729
>01:11 Ember Spirit: one sec.
>01:12 Ember Spirit paused the match.
>01:12 Ember Spirit disconnected.
>01:12 Ember Spirit reconnected.
>01:12 Ember Spirit: sorry pressed the power button ready.
>>121219289
>No Dio for void
trash
>>121219289
But who does the M.Bison/Rugal voice actor get to voice?
Who EE fan here since the beginning?
Feels so good to see EE haters btfo.
There is a reason no player in the pro scene actually hates EE.
>>121219449
>All those american flags everywhere
Where do they think they are?
>>121219327
DAC TI5
>>121219634
>>121219449
>>01:12
>1 second to restart and get back into the game
simply epic
>>121213896
Fucking Waga is so based
>>121219943
>not knowing how pauses work
ebin
>>121219327
a 7 figure LAN is a money pot, not a honey pot
warms my heart senpaitachi
>>121219943
the game was paused senpai
>>121220007
How can americans be this buttblasted?
>SirRedditSlacks has a total of 10 strands of hair on the top of his head
Top Kek
>>121220239
>implying women give a shit about how much hair is on your head
Kek Top baka desu senpai senpachi
>>121220007
holy fuck what is going on in that webm
>>121220169
Puppey x PLD is my OTP
>>121218352
1. Pick Tiny or any number of high-impact heroes
2. Go to any lane that isn't claimed
3. Dominate the lane because 3k and below mmr players have no idea what they're doing
4. Dominate the game
Wow, that was hard.
>>121218352
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121220378
PA
LA
DIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121220169
>>121220378
There is basically zero chance that PLD hasn't AT LEAST been experimenting with anal play.
>>121220007
GUSTAV
U
S
T
A
V
>>121220378
>>121220169
>you'll never win/feel anything close to this
>just have your cointoss matchmaking that leaves you nothing but exhausted
>>121220821
honey pot lan
>>121220669
>>121220007
is waga swede?
>league getting updates and refinements to their ranked match making
>dota players still forced to get matched with south americans from other servers and parties of epic 420 blaze it fags who dont give a shit about their party mmr and are 1,000 mmr apart
>>121221068
does ursa shit in the woods
>>121221101
league's client is in alpha stage
it will be ready in two years
our client is in beta stage
it will be ready in four years
Why is sny so good?
>>121221047
honeypot post desu ne
>Puck's Waning Rift will now push people outward and away from Puck from within half the full range of the Spell (200 radius).
>Works similar to KoTL's blinding light, without the miss chance.
Fixed?
>>121221101
>>121221348
holy fucking shit
just went to their general and check up the hype
>last thread was from yesterday
>dead fucking thread
KEKEKEKE we got 4 threads already
>>121220623
You must have a very interesting and fulfilling life.
>>121222048
>Illusory Orb no longer disappears before max range when Puck jaunts to it
There
>>121215843
>>121222048
how to fix puck
Phase shift now turns pick invisible instead of remove him from the map
Waning rift now silences for one millisecond
Is Crystal Maiden good as a roaming support?
>>121222237
>>121222409
)))
>>121222409
LOL
>>121222518
what is this ))) meme
>>121222237
>Get inside me Spirit Breaker
>>121222409
Bob Ross gives my life meaning
Why have the threads been so dead recently?
>>121223439
Kill yourself
>>121222804
Russian smiley
>>121223309
So your offing yourself soon senpai?
>>121221171
he shits in thejungle
>>121224039
you're*
pic related how shitty your retard english sounds
>>121222101
4 honeypot threads you mean
>omni has "only" 58.18% winrate in 4-5k bracket and higher winrate in every other bracket (60.26%) at 5k+
RRRRREEEEEEEE NERFS WHEN
>>121224241
4 threads of same image posting waifu spewing non related image spam honeypot threads
>>121222857
>>121220007
These boys need to be beaten up every day.
>>121224543
>>121224879
Is Winter Wyvern a better phoenix?
Puppey's winrate on his smurf is disgusting.
unfortunately at this point, i have become so much better than anyone i get queued with it's just becoming unfun to play the game anymore
i queue and there is always at least 2 people who are doing some stupid build or think their fucking dendi and feeds
even my last games, our DK wanted to jungle with no bottle, and no points in Q and put 3 of them in stats by 9
feelsbadman.jpg
>>121225527
i'd say we have around ~100 heroes who are better phoenixes
that champ is fucking garbage
Can someone explain vanguard on Spectre?
>>121225646
uh their what is fucking dendi and feeding?
>>121225769
vangaurd gives hp
>>121225769
Protection
>>121225793
> WHO
> FUCKING
> CARES
> FAGGOT
who else /charliestream/ here?
>>121225769
It was an old, very very bad item on her that's been "recommended" for ages, but recently IceFrog actually changed the way the hero works just to force synergy between them. She is now immortal with the item and now enemies take a very high proportion of the damage compared to what she actually has to take herself.
how is the earth shaker treant protector combo not considered op
>>121227001
Because nobody plays treant
>>121227001
what the hell is the combo? Overgrowth into echo slam? You don't even need a treant for that
How accurate is this graph, /d2g/?
>tfw you're on your 4th designated loss in a row after a 7 game winning streak
It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better
>>121227037
>echo slam
>void jumps in and chronos
>ogre picks off stragglers
>win
Why don't teams draft these 3 heroes together
>>121225769
Crimson Guard is pretty danke. I think with the new way dispersion works, Vanguard is also better than it used to be? Or is it worse now? I can't into patch notes
>>121227365
earthshaker blocks creeps with level 1 fissure
treant protector rushes boots and orb of venom to stop you from getting exp
>>121227528
? hes gonna dive the safelane tower or what?
I don't even have to get creative to think of lineups that could wreck his face if he shows up alone without stout shield vs 2-3 heroes
>>121227380
>Sniper
>EBF
>Shitty
Hmm
>>121227635
>without stout shield
he'll have stout shield just by the ambient gold because earth shaker blocks like 5 creep waves
>>121227443
Because voids pretty shit
>>121227380
I'm at a LOSS.jpghere
>>121225769
You have a item that gives you +40 HP each time you get hit.
It only costs 2.5k, and is build out of really nice items.
Its not bad, but 15-20 armor is more EHP
>>121227912
don't see that shit working against supports like aa, wyvern wd etc tb honest
>>121227380
Worst thing I've ever seen, abandon this because you can't salvage it.
why is this thread so slow
>>121228170
you can't man fight ES and Treant at level 1
>>121228423
its 2am senpai
>>121228423
in US its early morning EU is full of keks and ausie cunts are getting killed by drop bears
>play dota imba
>pudge on other team
yea easy disconnect
>>121228491
>carry with stout + quelling
>lasthit under tower
??
>>121228625
Living armor and gangbang the carry
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
What's the most balanced hero senpai?
>>121219289
why is everyone on /d2g/ obsessed with Japanese voice pack?
Windrunner faggots BTFO
>windrunner only has bad winrate because noobs cant play her
Based dotabuff releasing bracket winrate.
>Windrunner actually gets eorse in winrate the higher rating gets
I knew you were all fucking 2ks lmao
south americans are human trash, fucking apes that deserve the to lives in the shitholes they exist
>>121228815
Stone Giant
>>121228734
Secret do occasionally lose.
>>121228861
Toca de acá gringo
>>121228690
yes what a play no way to see that coming, if only there was a way for me to pull the creeps even more under my tower and maybe if I had two teammates here to help me if he dives!
I'm not saying that you wouldn't succeed in creating some havoc and forcing the carry away from some lasthits, but no way you're just gonna dive a tower 2 min in just becase you have living armor and leech seed
>>121228815
Slardar. Strong but not broken.
>300 cs at 30 minutes
>lose
Any other hero capable of such a feat?
>>121229331
Al the Chemist
>>121229331
>teamfight happens
>ult
>kill whole enemy team alone
>can't kill towers because ult is down
>teamfight happens
>ult
>kill whole enemy team alone
>can't kill towers because ult is down
>teamfight happens
>ult
>kill whole enemy team alone
>can't kill towers because ult is down
>>121229331
maybe if you don't build octarine on her, the aghs upgrade she never got
>>121229331
Tinker
>>121229560
built after eul's soul ring
>>121229625
ehm, anon, soul ring is part of bloodstone, not octarine
>tfw
guys help i'm panicking
i've dropped 200 mmr already
how do i take back control of my solo mmr
>>121229759
>not building a Bloodstone on Desu Prophet
>>121229808
You stop picking gamelosing heroes
>>121229874
why build bloostone for respawn cooldown and hp when you can build octarine for spell cooldown + lifesteal?
>>121229759
soul ring is a good item on a hero that uses mana
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE ᵃ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ5
Is support al the chemist still good/
SWOL
Secret fans - obnoxious stinky redditors
Disgusting
>>121230730
Eg fags - americans
Most likely top shitposters in the dota universe:
1. Skywrath Mage
2. Clinkz
3. Jakiro
4. Ogre Magi
5. Sniper
Is offlane naga viable?
http://strawpoll.me/5916904
Without looking, what does the 2nd and 3rd level of Elder Titan's ult do?
>>121231429
more damage
>>121231429
increasae slow duration?
>>121231429
Speaking of Elder TItan, does his ultimate deal more damage if the enemy has negative armor since half of it is physical damage?
>>121231512
no looking faggot
>>121231429
more mana cost
>>121231429
increases the duration of the slowdown, it's a one point wonder ult
>>121231491
>>121231512
+10% slow
+1 second duration of slow per level
Nothing else changes.
>>121231623
yes
>>121231674
what? if you don't skill it you have to know the reason why it's useless right?
watchin w33ha is pretty relaxin. why do people hate him again?
How do we fix Elder Titan?
Hard Mode: no changing his ult
>>121219327
There is no difference, faggots that hate EE don't want to acknowledge he's good on a team of four other players at his level.
>>121231820
reddit caught him cheating in one of those dota league games and w33ha's response was basically go fuck yourself la
>>121231895
>TI and fuckin Nangyang has no difference
>>121231839
>Add echo stomp skill to the Astral Spirit
>Now Elder Titan and the Astral Spirit can trigger their own echo stomps independently
fixed
>>121231820
>open w33ha stream
>he picks Ember
>playing Juicy J
it's like I'm on a wannabe RTZ stream
>d2g post quality
>>121232049
FREE
AOE
BANE
ULTIMATE
DECIDE YOUR SHIT /D2G/
http://strawpoll.me/5916942
>tfw Secret Will Never Ever Lose
secret fans are smelly perverts
>>121232124
The only answer is Ogre magi
>>121232124
EG are LITERALLY the most actively-redditing team of all time.
>EE leaves C9
>C9 falls apart and loses to Peruvians
what went wrong?
>>121232270
C9 disbanded and tossed out every player including EE. These are totally new guys.
Any adelaide bros here?
>>121232382
Wasn't that a spell in FFTA2? Exclusive to this irredeemable bitchwhore?
>>121232124
Puppey - hates reddit but did ama before. reddit called him out before for being sexist to sheever
EE - not sure what hes thinking but he's okay with reddit. He also browses /jp/
w33 - reddit used to hate him but now trying to bandwagon him
ppd - has own subreddit, constantly post on it. reddit hates his salt at times
RTZ - tsundere for reddit. read them but always said he hates reddit
no info about the rest
You decide
>playing on main account
>stuck in 2k for years
>decide to make a smurf
>calibrate in 4.3k
>get to 5k within a few weeks
So where do I truly belong?
>>121232559
m-me? I've never had that kind of authority before!
OKAY RETARDS, I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU!
WHAT IS OBJECTIVELY THE best KEY LAYOUT FOR DOTA?
>>121232641
Legacy
t. redditor
Why can dismember be heard globally?
>>121232641
WASD camera control keys
>>121232641
Default with as many mouse buttons bound to items as you can, and carefully controlling which of those are placed in the correct slots. And obviously unified unit orders and some non-edge means of panning the camera, with edge-panning still enabled.
Unless you're playing Invoker, then Legacy is just easier flat out.
>>121232559
>ppd
only browses his own subreddit, alpha enough to create his own board securing his dominance. also doesnt use it anymore
>arteezy
hates reddit
tsundere meme is created by autistic secret weaboos
>EE
openly admits he loves reddit and browses every single day
>puppey
loved by reddit did an ama there
fairly obvious which is the reddit team
>>121232641
arrow keys
>>121232737
I remember when I first started playing dota and thought this was a thing.
>>121232759
I will have to try legacy, I'm currently set out like this
>>121232772
>his own subreddit
>his own subreddit
>his own subreddit
you can't make this shit up
Seems like peter winning TI hasn't made you niggers see the light.
After the majors maybe you will
>>121232681
Don't know why it's been kept, but before it was due to limits on what you could do with custom audio (in WCIII it was imported as a rip of the Butcher line from Diablo I).
It's actually actually possible work around it in WCIII modding but I'm not sure if you could at the time Pudge was made. It became a beloved thing anyway so it's too late now.
>>121232737
>mfw this is absolute shit but FNG still does it
In 60 years you guys will regret all the time you wasted discussing whether 1 team was more reddit or not
>>121232759
>Unless you're playing Invoker, then Legacy is just easier flat out.
At first you go "wait a second", and then you remember that Legacy don't have to care about which slot the spells are in.
how do i access SEA where all the fun low priority games are?
>>121232737
>mfw I used WASD and the mouse for camera
>mfw it is actually better than just using the mouse
>mfw retards will never understand it or try it b/c it's meme bad
>>121213501
Tfw you played ogre before he was cool
>>121233636
Ogre was always cool
>>121233636
i played juggs untill he was cool, then i took a long pause instead of easy mmr, now i play juggs again
>LoL getting new client and item drops
Alright guys there's officially no reason to play Dota 2 anymore unless you really like ancient WC3 customs. LoL has better hero designs, better mechanics, less strategy but more fluid action, already had more maps and gamemodes for years, and now his technologically more up to date. There's no reason to stick with Dota 2 that can't even port all of its 10 year old Dota classic heroes.
>>121233946
>already had more maps and gamemodes for years
You have custom maps you piece of shit.
>>121234057
Yes customs maps that AREN'T related to Dota. LoL has more distinct maps/gamemodes (not crap like random draft or whatever that are just endless recycling of ways to pick heroes that nobody plays) and always gets the better seasonal events as well.
Riot has had difficulties keeping LoL up to date but they seem to be changing for the better, no need to stick with Valve and their insane greed and laziness. Maybe getting the last few WC3 heroes that should have been released years ago (strangely enough heroes release was cut into 1/20th of what it used to be when they started making bank off compendiums).
>>121234223
> LoL has more distinct maps/gamemodes
shit tier bait desu senpai
>>121233891
>tfw people stopped flaming you for early levels in bladefury
>>121234223
>Yes customs maps that AREN'T related to Dota. LoL has more distinct maps/gamemodes
This is just a rambling shitpost. Go away.
>>121232124
But for real though they are both super-reddit.
>>121234301
you forgot baka. and "kill yourself subhuman"
>>121233475
Yeah boy I sure love having my most important, spammable spell on fucking G while easily reachable buttons like W are unused.
There could be a system easier than QWER, but legacy, setting keys after spell name sure isn't
I don't play anymore, but every so often I open the catalog and search for this thread.
I hope to see a change, but never do.
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
No Arc Warden
No Pit Lord
League gets a new hero pretty much every quarter of a year
Icerfraud/Valve just sit on their collective ass doing nothing but collecting royalties and selling hats people who don't even have employment at the company made.
>>121234609
dotards BTFO
>>121234609
It is actually a tragedy. Valve is ruining dota 2 and cs go at once but somehow managed to make the games big. Now 2 major esports titles are going straight down the dumpster. Valve is literally killing esports
>>121234609
>wanting a new hero every patch
fuck off back to league
>>121234609
Football, baseball and soccer only get a patch like once every 20 years
We should count ourselves lucky
post your mmr grinding song /d2g/
>>121234883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI#t=26
>>121234609
you honestly want more of these newer cancer heroes like earth spirit?
>>121234883
Anything from two steps from hell. If that shit doesn't get you motivated to battle and achieve things, then nothing does.
>>121234818
No I actually just want Arc Warden and Pit Lord to be ported.
Who are you quoting?
>>121234883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj2hbwKV7VQ
>>121234883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
So, is the game dying or dead? I havent played in 2 months, but its mostly because I have no time and because my friends stopped playing. That said, I do check twitch sometimes and it seems that theres less players everytime I check on the site.
>>121233946
>>121234223
>>121234609
>this fucking aussie starcrump
Holy shit.
>>121234223
>Yes customs maps that AREN'T related to Dota.
You do realize Dota IS a custom map of WC3, yes?
ded thred
>>121235951
adelaide?
>>121235951
No
>w33ha
>8k player
>only can play 2 heroes
explain this dotards
>>121236036
>>121236178
What about a player that can play 0 heroes
Undying is a shit hero again
>>121236259
sniper
>>121236408
thats lewd!
>>121236231
this is a meme city
>>121236280
I found this webm strangely saddening and hilarious.
>>121234883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ
>>121236178
meepo + windranger is 6 heroes anon
Slardar is probably bottom 5 worst heroes in the game
>Blink into enemy
>You're instantly dead due to the +15% damage
trash hero
>>121236689
>Slardar is probably bottom 5 worst heroes in the game
No
1. Tinker
2. Elder Titan
3. Faceless Void
4. Mirana
5. Badshaker
5 can be any Badshaker
>>121236546
what makes it a meme city
>>121236798
core mirana is god tier this patch
>>121236835
feel free to share your reasoning behind this (and no, "i saw arteezy do it" is not a valid reason)
>>121236178
It's a lot easier to focus on a small group of heroes and become good at them and use that advantage to gain mmr.
P.S. I guess you didnt catch his Tony gameplay last night, quarries were settled.
>>121236835
>core mirana is god tier this patch
I am willing to change her position on the list if you actually list a game where a core mirana did anything.
So then they were all like 'hey bruv u wanna lose the game' and I was all like 'naw'
>>121236798
>5 can be any Badshaker
Including Earth Spirit?
>>121236798
slardar isn't badshaker?
How to fix Puck?
Stop bullying adelaide anon, hes mine
>>121237215
Slardar is GoodTide and GoodCentaur and GoodBounty
Not BadShaker, but close.
>>121237240
puck can now move during phase shift
>Tiny can cast Avalanche on flat ground
???
Shouldn't he only be able to cast it on ramps?
>tries a support hero you haven't played yet
>1 - 14 - 14
>feel shit
>got carried by allies
>still feeling shit
>rinse and repeat
:(
>>121237401
How will he be able to settle a quarry?
>>121237240
Nerf meme mids.
Puck is in the state that the rest of the heroes should be at.
>>121237240
Nerf Ember Spirit, Puck comes back good as ever.
What if there was a hero whos theme was that he knockbacked enemies with all his spells, displacing them further based on the % of their HP missing and bouncing off cliffs/trees/creeps/etc
and the knockback didn't stun
I want to breed puck
>play position 5
>feed like fuck, and be useless the whole game
How do I stop doing this
This position is so damn hard to play
>>121237650
I want animepedos to leave, but we can't always get what we want, can we?
Why isnt Shadow Demon picked in pros very often?
>>121237691
being a shit hero probably has something to do with it
>>121237670
Start with better positioning. Play defensively as fuck and stack camps if this is convenient for your carry (stand near them while they farm as you will no doubt be under-leveled somewhat).
>>121237670
pick memes like undying or ww
>>121237691
BadTusk
Like
REALLY BAD Tusk
>tfw noone picks you
>>121237691
Its entire competitive use is dewarding, setting up combos without a dodgable/delayable projectile (ie badrubick), and kicking Spectre in the metaphorical dick. The hero needs a remake but if we see another Spectre meta like we might with this patch, Shadow Demon will not get what he needs for a long time.
so why did everyone suddenly pick up slardar?
>>121238502
ARMOR META
>>121238502
Literally the same nanosecond that bounty hunter track lost vision.
Why do people act like broodmother is some god tier autowin offlaner who dominates every game if you send her offlane and doing anything else is "wasting her potential"?????
http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta
in 5k+ mmr games, brood is the 6th lowest winrate hero in the entire game despite going offlane 84.51% of the time. Brood has lower winrate than TECHIES LMAO
every game with a brood offlane I see goes like this:
>brood gets either directly countered by some melee str with high aoe / regen in the lane
or
>brood eats sentries/dusts and chain feeds the first 5 minutes
followed by
>brood is irrelevant the entire rest of the game because she's behind on farm
brood is a fucking game losing hero
shes objectively worse than techies
shes objectively worse than sniper
shes objectively worse than outhouse decorator and faceless void and lossstealer LOL
What is the new El Classico?
>>121238986
>omniknight literally tops every single bracket
HOLY SHIT
>>121239035
Secret v EG
>>121239035
Eternal Envy vs. Baffled Scientists
>>121238482
am i being memed or is the filter gone? Testing baka desu senpai kek kekold
>>121239035
Still too early to say
Wait until few more lans to decide if Secret or some other team can reach the final frequently
>inb4 honeypot meme
Is it possible to climb mmr playing support desu?
>le balanced green borrowing magician
how is this hero balanced?
He has over 300 spells
>>121239340
Thanks fa[s][/s]m
>>121239441
Guess I messed that one up sm[s][/s]h
What are we up to today senpaitachi
>>121239549
it's senpai-kun
Is treant better as a core or as a support
Such a qt
>Finally get to 5k
>First game within this bracket, someone got butthurt and fed 18 kills on purpose
Whats the point of this entire genre, again?
>>121239403
>highest mmr player
>Going support guys :)
>>121239856
Depends if you wanna ward the literal entire map or tree punch people to death
what's good eul's timing as mid?
>When Treant uses Natures Guise, instead of turning the unit invisible it instead stops the unit and disguises it as a tree. If the unit moves or directly attacked, the disguise is broken.
Yes or no?
>>121239538
Senpai
>>121239425
because he's actually really bad in most situations compared to other supports
>>121239871
Practice in dealing with adverse scenarios, you learned a valuable lesson in autism!
>one reply every three minutes
What went wrong with the general
>>121240403
Aussies created the filth they now live in.
>>121236835
Core shendelzare has actually won games in LANs.
>>121240420
But there's no filth here
There's fucking nothing here
>>121240691
What?
Aussies literally don't know what to do when people don't respond to them. They cease to exist. Because the only thing aussies hate more than non-aussies, is fellow aussies.
>>121239954
>making him more useless
>>121236798
>tfw your favorite hero is badshaker
>tfw he'll always be badshaker
:(
does exorcism benefit from armor reduction like medallion and desolator?
>LGD
Mission Accomplished
>>121241103
Doesn't matter because you're gonna get your shit fucked anyways if you pick dp
>>121239954
actual treant buffs incoming
nature's guise - lets tree walk through trees
leech seed - cast range up from 350 to 550, entering the leech seed heal area once will continue to give you the heal if you leave the area
living armor is fine
r does 1 damage per second to disable blink use afterwards
>>121241168
jesus fuck he would be broken
>>121241137
i'd do it for her
QoP is such a Razor-tier hero. Either goes 17-2 or 2-17.
>>121241204
nigga how the fuck is that broken
also living armor should only proc after a small cap so stuff like oov doesn't break it anymore
Why do pros pick Dazzle so often when he falls off completely in the late game
>>121241756
5 seconds of your carry being alive longer than he should be is not falling off completely, nor is +20/-20 armour.
>>121236689
>top picked hero in competitive right now is trash
DEETOOGEE
>>121241204
Is this bait?
>>121241756
>falls off completely
Lol
>>121241756
>having +15 - 20 armour when pushing
>guranteed 5 extra seconds of living unless you're against an Axe
>ever falling off.
Even wave spam stays strong throughout the game. Dazzle can heal 840 HP in the time it takes for Guardian Greaves to cooldown.
>>121230359
Please respond
Helm of the Dominator:
Can now be dropped while still having the dominated creep.
FIXED?
OMFG russians are so fucking retarded... also foced 50 is so fucking real.
i win 3 decent games in a row then the client decides i won to much and group me with 4 of the worst russians ever.
i shut down a farming AM in offlane. then i gank top and mid succsessfully but they keep feeding and feeding.
dont even ask me if im mad, ill tell you now that ive never been so fucking mad fuck. im about to breake my keyboard.....
>>121242535
I don't even know why I read past "OMFG russians", the entire rest of the post was implied in those two words.
>>121242523
:^)
>>121242523
GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEETTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>>121242604
>>121242595
HIRE ME
did people forget how to play against TA?
don't know but the last few times i picked her it was a complete stomp, 4.3k mmr
>>121242625
... you're memes are weak old manHotd already odes that
>>121242758
>Poeple mad at me for picking veno or viper into TA
I was very surprisedpinoysare this bad
>>121242523
Satanic:
>Can now be ctrl+click targeted to dominate creeps
>Keeps dominated creep from hotd
rate me d2gee
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/204999622
>>121242850
>http://www.dotabuff.com/players/204999622/scenarios
233 games of normal skill
140 games of high skill
91 games of very high skill
this puts you at around 3k mmr at best
I award you 0/10
>>121242535
Me ooga
Team booga
>alliance vs virtus pro
>alliance are strong favorites in d2l
You can tell they are really back if even the casualshits from d2l can notice it.
>>121242809
ok? someone should test this
>>121242957
shouldn't there be an indication where if you are in solo/party
i always play with my dogshit friends
but fluctuate around high~veryhigh
>>121242957
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/1785211/scenarios
do me do me!
>>121243001
Virtus Pro is just shit, and besides it's a defwin for them as Alliance pulled from Summit to focus on majors.
Alliance vs N0lans stack is the only game they get today.
What happened to Based Sjokz Bro?
How the fuck has this not been patched yet, is AC the worst item ever or what?
What went wrong
>>121243094
>ok? someone should test this
>literally already proven in hundred on creep stopping meme vids
fuck off kid, it would take a heart beat to test it yourself too.
>>121243249
The bait is strong in this one.
>>121243249
Are you retarded?
>>121243249
nice try, im 2k player and even i wouldn't feed your sorry attempts of a gank
>>121243272
then its fucking op
imagine you being 8 slotted and it being your tp bro
>>121241168
That would be like the Shadow Demon buffs.
>>121237760
Look at that image.
This is how hyped we where over 520 to 1040 max stack damage.
And the end result turned out to be.... you will never get that stack limit outside of playing against bads.
On paper Natures Guide is already one of the most OP spells in the game. Free smoke?!
The reality is that.... casting it is really hard. And thats for a hero that lived several patches of AFK healing towers.
Ulti does something against blink too is... nice, but its really whatever.
Fucking Bulldog holy shit
>Bob Ross is still going
does he ever sleeps?
>>121244229
He takes nap sometimes, while his son does the painting
>>121244229
>>121244280
Guys, he's been dead for 20 years
>>121244475
He's painting a mountain right now, how can he be dead? baka senpai
>Gush
Armor reduction from 3/4/5/6 to 4/5/6/7
Damage from magical to physical (Armor reduction is applied before the damage)
Damage from 110/160/210/260 to 115/170/225/280
>Kraken shell
Damage block from 12/24/36/48 to 20/30/40/50
Damage for buff removal is now considered before reductions rather than after
Tidehunter aka badsk aka badbadshaker fixed???
>>121244760
>not badslardar
baka senpai
>>121244760
Make Ravage Physical too and he's fixed.
>>121244657
I played death prophet right now how can she be dead?
>Secret win Honeypot LANS.
>Everyone is sucking there dick
>>121244760
>mfw tide's shell used to block 5/10/15/20 damage and now it blocks 12/24/36/48
powercreep aint real boys
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i play
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something wrong
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
>>121244978
Anon this fantasy of yours is wildly inconsistent, at times this person is a "husbando" who calls you whore and slut and fills your hole, and then you go on to say that you are a "boy"? Make up your mind.
Can someone tell me the point of radiance/manta/octarine build on Alch?
I get radiance since it's an old age build to farm faster
But the rest?
>>121245187
Manta makes you farm even faster with radiance illusions, same goes for octarine, they are literally 3 farming/splitpushing items
>>121245187
core + radiance so alch can lifesteal w/ the radiance and get even more hp regen when he ults
core gives lower cd on all spells
manta to split push and use the radiance to full potential
>>121245187
Manta makes your farm even faster
Illusions also gain extra gold through greevil's greed
Octarine because why not? Reduced cd on everything, lifesteal from spells, bulk
Tidehunter:
>Spell that helps you escape/initiate
>Aoe stun
>Aoe physical damage nuke
>Slow
>Armor reduction
Slardar:
>Spell that helps you escape/initiate
>Aoe stun
>Aoe physical damage nuke
>Slow
>Armor reduction
>Bash
Great hero design, dotards
>>121245187
It makes Alch a very efficient splitpusher, his illusions also get all the benefits of his ult other than the regen (also full duration of rage no matter how long is left on the main hero's duration during the manta split).
Octarine means only 8.25 seconds of downtime on his ult.
just bought a graphics tablet, am a terrible artist. give me inspiration for drawings. pic related is my first work
>>121245187
Manta is so that the Radiance can work overtime. With Manta illusions splitpushing or farming separate jungle camps as well as the hero doing stuff, he becomes more able to fulfill the "money engine" role his Aghs upgrade suggests he should be able to. He'll then get his lategame items superfast.
It doesn't work amazingly well as a game-winner, and often winds up being a "pay for Naga's free features" build when used as a means of siege.
>>121245393
draw n0tail tbagging envy
>>121245393
Draw nothing but loli pugna until you get good at drawing
>>121237240
Faster turn rate. Dream coil now tethers you to puck. Slightly more damage.
how to counter this le balanced epic pinata
so sick of seeing this fuck every game
>>121245393
Read some Loomis
>>121245605
who the fuck is that
you better not be on about lesh
>>121244835
she isnt dead, she is a prophet of death not a dead profet
>Bulldog just got 100$ dollars for doing literally nothing
>I get 400 every month for working 10 hours 6 days a week
>>121245605
Alch?
go ursa mid against him
>>121245702
alc idiot
>>121243425
okay what if
>Nature's Guise mana cost from 60 to 25
>Nature's Guise duration from 15/30/45/60 to 30/40/50/60
>Nature's Guise movespeed from 10% to 20/25/30/35%
>Nature's Guise now lets you walk through trees
>Nature's Guise now lets you see 400 radius through trees
>>121245784
10 hours per day, 6 days a week? You are being exploited as fuck m80
>>121245784
Do you mean you work 10 hours a day or 10 hours a week
Cause i'd totally do that for 400 yurobucks
>>121245784
>wage slave
I get 200 every 2 weeks for doing literally nothing.
Based gubberment.
>>121245865
>i want treant every game especially the aghs refresher treant
pls no
Ahaha what's up dotards, how do you feel about redditors being in charge of balancing your game? Have you started using the word 'toxic' unironically yet?
>>121245912
reported.
>>121245393
rubick looking through a filing cabinet labeled "Ultimates"
>>121245865
It won't work either.
The problem with Natures Guise is that the uptime for using 2 times is awkward and fucked.
Even at max level it takes 8 seconds to invis 3 people, and 12 to do psuedo smoke ganks, inside enemy jungle.
The easiest way to make him FOTM suprememe would be to add aoe casting to Natures Guise.
It would still not be skilled on level MMR, because its a awkward skill to use thats not damage.
Manta should give more ms than S&Y, y/n?
How do you fix Meepo?
He's useless when countered
he's overpowered when not
Posting progress so far
So before I play my next game, should I drop writing about teammates altogether or not?
What's the best build for BH? Deso/semicarry or dagon/blink roaming?
>>121246142
>It would still not be skilled on level MMR
>AoE invis on a basic ability
I think the living armour nerf should be reverted next
>armouring tower divers at minute 5
>they come out with more health than when they started
>>121246142
what if we remade natures guise entirely:
>Now a passive
>All allies within 1200 aoe of treant get permanent invisibility while near trees, and all trees within 1200 aoe of treant are indestructible
>Invisi has 4/3/2/1 fade time
>(Has no effect on treant himself)
>>121246220
Delete it from the game
>>121246271
are you the guy that had this "system" of playing with bots?
the anxiety guy
>>121246271
Man you could actually do more matches and gain more MMR rather than waste time writing this shit
>>121245393
Watch bob ross and paint along with him
>Bob Ross will die in your lifetime
Why live
>>121245784
>400$ for 240 hours of working
sounds fine to me :^)
are you getting tipped enough? :^)
>>121237978
I still pick you old pal no matter how meta you are. Nothing is more relaxing than a game of treant after a bad loss.
>>121246364
What system?
Don't know what you're talking of anon, so no
>>121246407
Na, I like this. Thinking about the match in retrospect like this not only gives me time to cool off, but also see what mistakes I did
>>121246440
>>121245885
>>121245897
Life in the Philippines is hard.
>>121245865
What if nature's guise was global cast range?
>>121246467
the copy pasta shit
dont tell me youve never seen it here
>>121245086
...not him, but are you actually implying that the word "husband" isn't valid for one male to call another if they're married? What the fuck would they call each other?
>>121246517
what if all of treants spells were global cast range if the target was near a tree?
what honeypots should i keep an eye out for in my games today, d2g?
>>121246197
No, sny has no purpose then
>>121246537
I didn't, I took a break from dota (and /d2g/) for some time and might've missed it
Or just forgotten it.
>>121246590
ogre magi
>>121220007
lmao swedes
>>121246407
>ridiculing someone taking the effort to examine their games and take it upon themselves to improve through getting gud and introspection on their playstyle
You're a cunt.
>>121246271
You're amazing.
>>121246506
party na itu braddd :DDDD
>>121246517
Face it PPD, current EG is shit and buffing your favorite heroes won't change shit. You know roster changes are inevitable.
Enjoy Frankfurt, I'll be here eating my honey and winning the tournament.
>>121245912
yes but you have to live with being a leech and an autist. hehe....
>>121227380
This might be the most unintuitive and shitty color scheme I've ever seen for a graph.
>>121246271
>did well except for a death to PA (after killing her myself)
Getting a kill on their carry and then dying yourself almost always favors the offlaner
>>121227380
Thanks doc
>>121246798
but brown means poopy it makes perfect sense
>>121245865
No. I think a sub-ability that turns Tree into an actual tree during its duration would be fine. The tree would be like any other tree with all the typical effects and nothing to make it clear it's artificial. (i.e. it blocks vision, can't block camps..) If the tree is destroyed, be it by some ability or by choice, Treant reappears and deals AoE damage around him.
That said, I think you should still have vision and the tree duration is infinite. (However, you can only activate it during Nature's Guise.. but you kinda don't want to put a tree in the middle of nowhere anyway.. pretty obvious)
I mean I always liked the "Centaur hides in a Centaur camp" thing of Dota 1. So I kinda want some shit like this. Not like Tree does much anyway. Allow him to use armor in Tree form and you are literally golden. (Also funny offlaner, where the support whacks all trees with a qb to find the stupid hero. Okay, maybe not unlimited duration..
The frankfurt major trophy looks like a fucking dragon dildo.
i want vega and secret in frankfurt major
>>121246890
Good to know! Although it was a death I could've easily avoided. As I said, need to learn to die less
I got far too greedy on their t1 tower and died to her AND it got denied
>>121240880
he's not badshaker goddamnit
safe lane SK play him as a coooooooooooooore
>>121247232
Vega is fucking shit
They're unreliable as hell
ESL was fluke desu
>>121247668
ESL was a honeypot LAN and they got figured out
it's true I swear! :)
anyone else think that the early game in dota is too slow and boring
>literally 5 minutes for 1 post
DEAD
E
A
D
is lol any good?
>pick necro
>delete crucial enemy core(s)
>win
dotards??
what do i do for the first 20 minutes of a dota game as a core?
seems inconsequential compared to pre 6.81
>>121248194
shit talk your teammates and/or enemy
does gotd still have duration for the creeps
>bounty
>balanced
I love this little furry guy, hes still good as fuck
>>121248172
>be retarded
>post random shit irrelevant by all metrics
>add le dotards?? at the end
it keeps happening
>>121248265
>Pick early game hero
>Your team sucks at the early game
You're shit, shut the fuck up, know-nothing moron
>EE is listening to Eminem
Puppey what are you doing this is too much STOP.
>>121248363
And we still won lmao
Which local chat has the besteht memes?
>>121248485
>EE playing naga
obviously he's mantling RTZ
>>121232604
7k since 5 + 2 = 7
>>121248037
Pick an aggressive offlaner and see how it's the most fun thing ever
>Units killed while having leech seed debuff on leave a tree at their dying spot. This tree is permanent but does not regrow
If you can't see how this is THE change treant needs you don't know shit about dota m8
>>121248325
>2 minutes dead with no buyback
>shit irrelevant by all metrics
dotards?
why is this thread so dead?
>pick supports
>win game
>>121249139
yeah just what we needed, WR buffs
>>121220169
>Puppey even gets to bang Swedish boipussy after his wins
Fuck's sake why even live
>>121249449
>pic supports
>set up so many kills
>carry doesn't capitalize
>lose
>>121249449
bullshit
>>121249532
>make new account
>tell client you are new
>lvl up, play ranked
>win 8/10 callibration games
>get 4,5k solo mmr
>was 2,7k solo mmr before
>?????
>valve is greedy forced 50 is real.
>>121249496
>tfw will never bang puppey while he bang swedish boipussy
Why live
>>121249812
>play more
>get better
>must be forced 50%
This is what smirks actually believe
>>121249812
this doesn't happen for 95% of people though
most of them make a new account and end up within 500mmr of their old account.
post dotabuff(s) and lets see how true it is :^)
Is Sand King's aghs still a waste of gold?
>>121250083
yes
>>121249963
>play 8 games
>get better
>8
>games
>>121250083
If you're under 2k MMR it's not, because no one will buy BKB and no one else knows how to farm gold.
Otherwise, it's absolute garbage
>>121250276
lol
>>121249812
i mean if you calibrated 2 years ago and stopped playing ranked after calibration, it's only natural you've improved during that time
How the fuck has this nigga gone so long without an arcana
>>121250410
this happened to me, 2k mmr, high skill in unranked
havent touched ranked since calibration
Why these fucking trees are so happy?
>>121227380
I'm pretty sure you must have suffered some kind of critical organ failure to post that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg&ab_channel=DanimalEndoza
Does bulldog actually have a girlfriend? I hope he fucked one of those ugly girl gamers he spends all day playing with
>we need an offlane hero
>two guys in a party pick medusa and sniper and go offlane
>sniper feeds first blood goes jungle
>crying all game long
>enemy has perfect lineup and just stomps on us
>"lalala i dont want you to get mmr xqqqq"
SOLO QUE WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121250967
him and bubu fuck regularly
>>121250495
Too many spells, so it's a lot of work. It much easier to make a sexy arcana for a female hero and it sells even more
>>121249726
Hes right tho
>>121251012
Really? From what I gathered she's fucking S4. I hope you're right though.
>>121251090
bubu is kind of a slut
>>121250495
Honestly, the vegeta hair feels like an arcana reused to an immortal
>>121251192
I kinda liked it until someone pointed out his head and hair look separate. Now I can't use it.
Viable?
>>121249726
>pick rat
>become win
>>121251152
Hope she's lost some weight at least. I like bulldog, hope he gets to stick it to some hottie, like Helenalive
>>121250967
>I hope he fucked one of those ugly girl gamers he spends all day playing withNo, he doesn't, random girls are just using him knowing he is autistic because of his fame and play with him so they promote their twitch channels.
>inb4 the autistic permakissles virgin admiralkekdog subscribing janitor tries to ban me again
Memeleague is starting.
>play 150 games
>calibration games
>tfw struggle against 2k players
well shit
>>121251367
You're probably right, honestly, but still
>>121250504
Still haven't posted dotabuffs I see :^)
>>121251434
150 is nothing. Most people would argue you're still in the beginner stage at 1000 games.
>>121251367
you realize it's mutually beneficial, right?
twitch girl gets $
bulldog gets more obscene/absurd donations and viewers, which = more $
they both getto have fun doing it
not everything is about sex, something kissless virgins misogynists will never realize.
>>121251292
helena makes me want to remove my eyes
>>121251416
She's so cute with how slightly dopey she is.
I might have a slight crush lads.
>>121251592
>not everything is about sex, something kissless virgins misogynists will never realize.
actually everything is about sex, something kissless virgins misogynists will never understand
All of you are homosexuals.
>>121251416
Thanks OD
>>121251592
This, I mean did you hear bulldogs donation noises? It's not like bubu would be saying that shit on stream if she didn't gain something from it, and bulldog gets to look like he's more of a player, attracting girls or whatever.
>>121251601
>"I wouldn't hit helenalive"
-a kissless virgin animetard who browses /d2g/
ebin, simply ebin...
>>121251292
>helenaLive
>attractive
Love this meme
>>121251701
>actually everything is about sex
yeah i'm sure all those thousands of hours of dota are just getting your finger muscles strong so you can please your harem of women right?
>>121251573
Yeah, it's just that its so easy to see the mistakes they make, but i dont have the mechanical skills to punish
plus i make a ton of mistakes myself
kinda sucks being new to a game sometimes
>cant post images
moooooooooot
>>121251823
>he doesn't get off as he gains mmr
Are you impotent?
>>121251767
Helenalive is hot as fuck, you would be plowing her till next week if you could and you know it
>>121251823
haven;t really played the game in 2-3 years
i watch international and some teams somethis tho.
and you are just retarded kid
>not everything is about sex
yeah im sure playing a game with random girl who has no clue how to play while autisticly skyping is hell of a fun
How do we fix EE?
>>121252030
>putting on an act with someone else and making money in the process isn't fun
wait somehow i'm the autistic one in this exchange?
>>121252030
It actually is, though. You should try it sometime. I found a qt Italian girl and I've been playing with her and she's beyond charming and fun.
>>121251989
No im into guys right now and enjoy blowing my twink bf. I don't find her a bit attractive.
Is Dota 2 falling off? I feel like we're starting to lose ground. Even our biggest market which is Ruskiland, Riot is now marketing in the CIS region. That will be the day when Dota 2 iron curtain is replaced by Teemo.
>>121249450
Reminder that WR has 46% win in 5k plus, her lowest winrate, while her highest is still sub 50% in 2k
>>121252192
Blame reborn, honestly.
>>121252291
What's wrong with Reborn?
>>121252152
honestly I think he overthinks and freaks out
he doesn't rage and throw like RTZ, he just spazzes and gets so worked up on outplaying people that he meta-meta-metaplays and ends up putting his foot in his mouth
EE needs confidence and stability, which he will never have as a captain. With Puppey in charge he can finally chill out and just play well.
>>121252328
It's a broken piece of shit and it's Valve's excuse for not working on actual new content
>alliance withdraw from The Suhoneypoit 4 to focus on majors
considering the current weakness of china, the inner problems of EG and the honey addiction of secret, does that make alliance the default winners for Frankfurt ??
>>121252328
people with bad pcs have frequent crashes
>>121252365
that meme is so out of date it's not even funny
>>121252412
lol, it's def. a big improvement from the previous client.
Reminder that Ritsu leaked on stream that Cyborgmatt PAID to be secrets manager, and he inherited all his money
So earlier on his stream EE mentioned that at the next officials he's going to do something (presumably with Ember Spirit as that seemed to be the context) that he's never seen anyone do, and that whoever he does it against is going to be mad and probably complain. So by the sounds of it it's probably going to be some kind of interaction abuse between an item and his spells, something involving blink or tp maybe? Any ideas what it could be?
>>121252168
>wait somehow i'm the autistic one in this exchange?
what money ?
a 5 dollar donations ?
Just get a fucking job if you need money.
>>121252175
>It actually is, though. You should try it sometime
my gf tought i was good idea to teach her dota, after 1 game in party(there wasnt even ranked then) i told her to play solo
heck i don't even played with my friends who were bad
>>121252536
>ritsu
>saying things on stream that are true/verifiable
come on m8 he's funny and cyborgfat is... well, cyborgfat but do you really believe the shit he says?
fucking meme league
>>121252392
honey addiction? What's this new meme?
>he doesnt go BF doom
>>121231004
>no Techies
>no Tony
>no Tusk
shiTposT
>>121252684
>honey pot lans are designed to get teams to show strats for a small amount of possible winnings compared to real tourneys like the majors DAC or TI.
so basically NAs excuse to make it seem like EG wasnt a patch team
>>121252565
Something that gets him disqualified hopefully
what's wrong with lumishit teeth?
reminder to watch our girl
>>121250829
Then you forget all about it.
>>121252821
I'd watch her being sexed by a big black guy if you know what I mean
>>121252536
I remember seeing Cyborgmatt at a UK lan once
Don't think i've ever felt more disgusted in my entire life
>>121252907
I don't follow
>>121252480
Enjoying your haunted arena anon? It's the closest thing to content you're going to get until it's time for Year Beast :^)
>>121252821
>normies appropriating NEET "culture"
ree...
Can you guys post faster so we can make new thread?
>>121253030
it's ok
>>121253030
He's Swedish
>>121252991
>>121253047
nice, I love custom games and I'm not 8 anymore
>muh nu champs to keep my interest in the game
end yourself faggot
>>121253073
Just do it
>>121253073
Okay.
What the fuck do you guys do after a 4 loss streak?
>Surely next game I'll make up for it!
>>121253071
sheever is not a 'normie' I assure you
>>121253201
kill yourself
>>121252192
Riot's main marketing, LCS, is getting shittier every season. (Don't confuse it with an actual tournament, it's a shitty marketing event that has the same amount of matches as TI except spread over an entire year).
Even leddit is getting disgusted with Riot memes more and more, backlash over several decisions and just more and more getting annoyed with it. The main thing they have going for them is the sunk cost fallacy, because why would they bother learning a whole new game especially when they invested good money in League for their ebin champions and skins.
Sauce: I used to be a lelbabby
>>121253201
If it's late in the day just call it a day, otherwise take a break for a few hours. Grab a coffee, fap, etc.
>>121253227
sheever_dancing.webm
>>121253147
based our guy
>>121253227
sheever has the same retardation as EE but people like her because she is a 6/10 girl willing to give virgins the time of day
>>121253201
I always click play for next game and then immediately regret at the picking stage.
Did 2 more before work
Did not go well.
Still queueing up with a bunch of anonymous profiles according to dotabuff.Fuck subhumans, seriously
>>121252412
>People with bad pcs
So the people who played at 15 FPS and would occasionally crash before. I see no issue with this.
>>121253246
Le Reddit man here
I agree
REMOVE GINGER remove ginger
you are worst archer. you are the archer idiot you are the archer smell. return to fountain. to our radiant cousins you may come our lane. you may live in the jungle….ahahahaha ,windrunner we will never forgeve you. 500 attack speed noob FUck but fuck asshole archer stink windrunner shackleshot hackleshot..ginger genocide best day of my life. take a smell of dead ginger..ahahahahahWINDRUNNER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget push .ginger we kill the roshan , ginger return to your precious fountain….hahahahaha idiot archer and ginger smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE GINGER FROM THE LANES. you will get caught. qop+doom+ember+sven=kill ginger…you will lose ancient/ 3pac alive in dire, 3pac making album of dire . fast rap 3pac dire. we are rich and have xp advantage now hahahaha ha because of 3pac… you are ppoor stink ginger… you live in a brothel hahahaha, you live in a whorehouse
3pac alive numbr one #1 in dire ….fuck the radiant ,..FUCKk ashol archers no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur quiver and bow. 3pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the archer farm crepe with rap ultimate now we the DIR rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the doom and lay egg this egg hatch and ginger wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our tower we will crush u lik a skull of kobold. dire greattst team
>>121253201
You pick weaver and buy radiance into octarine and just have a blast. If you win fine, otherwise, who fucking vares you lost the previous 4 games too lmao
>>121253616
Also, the epic obligatory gook v gook finals, despited the non-seeded therefore higher chance brackets for non-Koreans to get up there. And ofcourse the fact that wards are valueless because there's effectively infinite amount of them, so everyone has pretty much 24/7 vision of everyone, ganks meaning little because of flash, first blood not happening before 10 way too much etc. etc. etc.
It's just a grindfest that only has momentum going behind it, and it's losing that.Not that Dota is going to pick up all the LoLbabbies. a majority will just play a different game entirely
Left this thread up all night and we're still not on to the next one? Dota is fucking dead.
>70 minutes ranked game
>On the defensive the whole time
>Still manage to turn the tables and win
>GG EZ
frankfurt results:
1. EG
2. secret
3 - 6. China
7 - last: every other shitter
>>121253997
Uh anon, that's utterly wrong though
>>121253997
1. Navi
2. iG
3 - 6 othey yuropoors
7. EG
How come Dota is the top favorite game only for a couple shit countries?
Is Dota dieing?
>>121254107
f2p games are third worlders favourite games
nobody wants to play with third worlders
thus all 1st world countries play league or csgo or any other game with a price barrier to keep third worlders out
if you like dota you literally enjoy drinking pinoy, peruvian, brazilian, russian, and chink semen.
>>121254107
Which game ahs the best semen demons ?
>dota
>lol
>overwatch
>>121254278
Funny thing is, even Russians have played more CSGO than Dota 2 recently.
>>121214181
>>121254061
navi isn't even qualified
work on your honeyposting anon
>this OG vs NiP game
>13 kills in 6 minutes
I think that at this point Alliance are actually favourite to win frankfurt
>>121254351
warcraft 3
Anyone else see that navi_xx on twitch?
>>121254424
bait shithole baiting shitposting b8
kek baka desu senpai somalia designated
Does undying have the lowest impact ultimate in the game?
>>121254107
Because it's not aggressively marketed like certain other games
>>121254612
That's Steam games only though
CSGO is not aggressively marketed either, is behind a paywall, and yet people play it more than CSGO
>>121254563
No
>>121214449
Dumb anime is gonna get ice cream all over her clean bed
Fucking baka desu
>>121254278
>play csgo
>Russians on mic
>play lol
>can't play with people outside your sever region without paying
>>121253997
1.8kmmr
2.Secret
3.[A]
4.VG
GabeN told me
>>121253298
>EE as 8/10 guy will never give me the time of day
Just kill me already
>>121254745
>being too poor to play games outside your server region
lmao enjoy being a 3rd worlder
>>121254773
[A] has 8k mmr tho?
>>121224648
Don't worry, they are.
The mudslimes they're filling their country with beat up faggots daily.
>>121254849
>from NA
>want to play a couple games with European friend
>have to pay for a single game on another server
>have to pay to get back in
Fuck off, it's a ripoff
>people still arguing which game is more popular
kids never grow up I guess
>>121254773
>Secret will be first and second
New second place curse?
>>121254892
Are you saying s4 will be remembered as 8kmmr?
A TI winner doesn't include that shit in his accomplishments
>>121254351
gotta say overwatch, that sniper chick is a top tier semen demon
>>121255023
Well being a TI winner AND 8k mmr is better than only being 8k MMR
>flame all games
>get commends
Is this the anti reporting now?
thank god nip are going to frankfurt over some chinks
>be big daddy n0lans
>try to tp out during 90% of the fight
>cancel tp when everybody in your team is dead
>blink in and clap but kill nobody
>die
>another lan not won
>>121255023
saksa from 4CL is 8200 mmr and he is shit
doesnt mean anything
this fucking game
>>121254996
>cartoon porn
>>121255410
So this is what we've come to eh?
4chan truly is dead.
>>121255384
well yeah it's only about grinding out games
even if you have just like 52% winrate you will eventually end up 8k if you can maintain it
>>121255410
>imgur filename
>Secrret, OG & Alliance all in god-mode
no wonder murifats are on full damage control
>>121255462
>4chan is dead because everyone is not a deranged pervert like you
>>121255762
Could you BE anymore of a fucking normie?
>>121255462
cartoon porn is okay
posting cartoon porn while complaining that something is childish is just retarded
I am so sick of twitch buffer issues.
I'm going to learn to use fucking livestreamer just because I'm so sick of this shit. Not even watching on Source quality, no just fucking High.
Why do people still build vlads on ursa?
The only reason people built vlads on him before was because he needed lifesteal and his furyswipes(?) were a UAM.
It's not UAM anymore though so why aren't people going like MoM or even fucking HOTD on him?
>>121256005
Get vlads if you go oov, which most ursas don't and pubs are bad.
If you don't get oov, helm is your best option
>/d2g/ is just a shitpost general
>r/dota2 is a hugbox
Is there really nowhere to discuss the game with people who want to actually discuss it?
>>121256337
NADota's Strategy forum section
>>121256337
Liquiddota
>>121256337
The reason for this is nobody wants to hear about your shitty trench adventures or ill-informed builds and worse, hero ideas.
I'm sure Ivan/Pablo have ruined lots of your games today. I don't need to hear your blog about it.
>>121255935
Livestreamer is insanely easy, just update the configuration that opens up after install to point to any player directory you may have installed (vlc and mpc) and then run it like so
Livestreamer <channel url> <quality>
>>121256337
If you weren't a fucking retard, you would be able to extrapolate the discussion between the bullshit in both of those sources
>>121256450
>NAdota forums
I'd rather discuss with cleverbot
>>121256337
playdota or r/truedota
unless you post ooga booga
>SF has overtaken WR as the most picked hero in Very High for all servers
>this was already the case for China a month ago
China ahead of the meta?????
>>121256079
What does it have to do with oov lmao. Oov stacks with lifesteal just like skadi does.
>>121256605
>truedota
kek
>>121256605
Reddit isn't a good place to discuss anything, anywhere.
>>121256559
the strategy forum is more heavily moderated than the other forum sections
i generally speaking despise americans, particularly NA Dota, but that forum has some pretty good posts at times
you just have to understand people aren't being very verbose or giving much of a shit of appearing intelligent
>>121256980
Epic 4chan culture, /b/rother
>>121256980
this
>>121257091
I've read my fair share of that shithole. Whoever gets in first with the most knowledgeable sounding comment gets to the top even if they're completely wrong. Even though they put warnings on the buttons themselves to do so people treat votes as an agree/disagree. Shit memes and pop culture references are literally every other post and most reply chains are just ciclejerks. Not to mention the fact that over time "popular" posters appear and dominate conversation wielding their post/karma count as a bludgeon of authority just like any shit forum.
Just because 4chan has a lot of underages and neets who should know better acting like faggots for the only attention they get in their lives doesn't mean opinions expressed here are any less valid than anywhere else. In fact, the opinion is all that matters to merit of the post thanks to anonymity.
>>121257487
How childish do you have to be to type that much about a fucking website that doesn't care about you?
>people bitch all day about WR
>no one says a word about Shadow Fiend
is it cause he's black?
What if Shallow Grave worked like Oracle's Ult?
>>121257937
About the same age you have to be to post on 4chan
>>121257989
Its because windrunner has a skillcap.
Pubshitters have no reason to complain about a hero being slightly overpowered if they themselves have the ability to abuse it.
>>121257487
Looks exactly the same as here to be honest.
>>92029659
?
>>121257989
the heroes aren't really all that similar tbqh
>NiP definitively broken
>OG definitively Tier1 status
>Alliance definitively BACK
>>121258218
that's because posting something that isn't bait or memes gets a reply like >>121257937
i honestly cant remember the last time i saw sven win a game
>>121233946
>unless you really like ancient WC3 customs
I do
>2015
>still forced to play with south american server hoppers who have inaccurate mmr when they change servers
>still forced to play with 2 faggot friends in a party who say "its just party mmr" when they ruin the game for solo players
so many hats, but none of the changes that actually matter
>>121258179
muh razes tho
How do you think it feels to penetrate lyralei's pure tight pussy?
>>49199478 never forget
>>121258472
Technically, this is the best moba, and the others range from half worth playing to absolute trash.
In terms of dev support however, this is possibly the worst.
I want to stop playing because of how Valve treats this game, I really do. But its not like it'll change squat.
>>121258603
probably as shameful as fucking an anime pillow, you fat neckbeard
>>121258714
I really wish retarded people like you would go and play something else, too bad that never happens
>>121258603
probably like100% evasion you fucking loser
>>121258472
Game needs solo queue, that's for sure. The problem with regions is that it's impossible to calculate MMR differences.
>>121258714
>Reborn update completely fucks my items up
>can't open my presents anymore
>open support ticket
>one month ago
>no response
I just wanna see if I can get any cool item sets fuck. I don't give a rats ass about trading, but the set I unlocked for Chaos Knight is way cooler than his base armor.
>>121258780
>Mmm yes Gabe, shit in my mouth, let me purchase more hats please, I am the goodest goy. Port the last two heroes in 2025 for all I care, yum yum
Literally you.
can someone explain the reason behind the difference in meta between china and the rest of the world?
are the chinese worse or better than us at dota?
Reposting because half of my post got deleted for some reason
>Play SD
>Choose Puck as a lesser of evils despite hating him
>Entire team feeds, I end up feeding as a result ooga booga etc.
>Well at least I can stop playing Puck now
>Goypendium challenge refreshes
>"Heal X amount with Treant"
>Bored as fuck with Treat and just played him right before the Puck game
>Reroll challenge
>"Win a game as Puck"
I'm just going to go kill myself nowWhat do you actually do when you win lane 90% of the time but by mid game every other enemy is hero is fed to shit to prevent feeding on your part while also getting some sort of income?
>>121258780
valve are a shit dev m8
>>121258930
Do you really need to ask?
what does Valve actually do with their gorillians of dosh they have horded up? They haven't released a game for 4 years now (ports don't count).
Steam is just a money making machine that doesn't require much work and all they do for their games is importing hats and skins.
Only thing they got going for them is that new controller (that will probably be terrible) and maybe that VR shit.
What does GabeN do all day long besides eating and counting cash?
>>121258969
git gud
>>121259108
A new OS, Steambox and the secret VR project.
>701 posts
>still no new thread
Dotards?
>>121258930
>earth spirit is in the top 10 most picked heroes while still having 60% win rate
holy fuck thank god he's not in captain's mode
>5 game loss streak
This game is just begging me to abuse Templar and Lycan again.
>>121259108
Why the FUCK would you ever work if you can get money for doing nothing?
>>121259002
>>121258919
I can understand getting buttdevastated by Valve if you are a blizzdrone.
>>121259108
They have no reason to do anything. The community has even taken over making cosmetics for them.
Its printing money just by existing, all they need to do is keep one schmuck employed to keep the servers playable, hell, don't even need to spend THAT much, considering Australia was down for a whole day without communication and PooInTheLoo has been down for months.
>>121259439
Sorry goy, can't obscure the fact Valve are kike fucks by pointing to some other dying shithouse company.
>Business makes money (especially off a free game)
>FUCKING KIKE JEW SHILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can /pol/ please leave
>Playing Invoker without headphones in
>Mom comes in and watches a bit
>Wow that guys sounds exactly like you
Great, I speak like a stuck up autist.
>Omg ur like sheldon XD
>WR's pick rate goes down as skill level increases
is WR the new pudge? is everyone complaining about her 2k mmr?
>>121259108
>Steam is just a money making machine that doesn't require much work
Steam DOES require work, it's a fucking mess and has been for years.
It's just that Valve employees are either too lazy or too busy chasing hardware boondoggles to fix the problems.
>>121259694
pretty boring reading your shit bait every other post
>low prio
>it's literally 5 single draft games
>people are actually trying to win since they want to get out
wow such punishment
>>121259694
>>121259439
>>121258780
Hi Valve PR, how you doing?
>>121259853
>Post retarded /pol/ bullshit
>Called on it
>LOL BAIT
Just kill yourself
>>121259761
>23% pickrate sub2k
>37% at 5k+
??????
anti-valve shitposters are equally as annoying as valve shills. Complaining about valve won't make you better at Dota
>>121259908
>I DESERVE FREE THINGS IN FREE VIDEO GAMES
>its ok to make money if you fuck over the costumer
I guess slave labour and selling defective shit is ok aswell, as long the company is profiting right? :^)
>>121260072
>slave labour and selling defective shit is ok aswell
I'll say Apple is doing pretty good.
>>121259925
>Calling out a shit, lazy company for taking literal years to not even create, but port two heroes is /pol/
/pol/fags are literally the new furries, doesn't mean Valve isn't run by money hungry jews who have turned a respectable company into another EA.
>>121260072
>Costumer
Just more proof the people I'm arguing with are fucking morons
>>121259290
Just DO IT
>>121260030
>Heroes cost money to play
???
>>121260176
And how much are you actually paying for this content? Nobody is forcing you to spend money on Valve but you willingly do so then bitch anyway.
Would you prefer spending $60 on 4 hours of mediocre gameplay for a game from virtually any other large company?
>>121255410
Gross
>>121255762
Normies get the fuck out please.
Excuse me guys but.. Eric? Your mom is calling you
Right so I left the general for a month or two and the Drow autist has been replaced by the Oracle autist
This is actually an improvement
>>121261445
>he wasn't around for the enchantress austist
>>121261586
I was, but that guy posted in the middle of a thread, the "I will spam images after a new thread is made" was like 90% drow and WW autism
>>121234883
>>121235048
Bitch please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZlWSXx1l0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05nwhQSgaG4
>>121227380
>DAZZLE
>BAD IN COMP
holy shit off yourself
>>121234883
I've got a playlist and it's still a WIP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=LLi1kbo7bSnrsk36v0s9Fl0w
>>121253604
your autism is really high dude, can i look at the replays for objective feedback?