>No Smash Bros >Shovelware out the ass >no Bayonetta

>>390194747
Hey they announced a lot of third party support which is good because it is developers testing the waters with the switch so if they do well the future looks bright. It's not always about the big titles you gotta pay attention to everything

>wanting a Smash port that soon
if someone hyped this shit, it was you, nigger

File: E TU.jpg (40KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x600px

>smashtards having an autistic meltdown in the stream chat

>>390194747
You must be fun at parties. Oh wait you don't go to parties because you're a loser who just shitposts all day on /v/ about Nintendo.

I wasn't expecting Smash but this Direct was like 95% filler. The other 5% is spoiling shit about Mario Odyssey that I'm avoiding so I can actually have a fresh experience. Something that Nintendo doesn't seem to fucking value at all.

~45 minutes of garbage.

What did you expect?

>>390194747
I kept telling those dumbasses that it's only focusing on what's coming up in the next few months. Unless we already knew about it, we weren't getting any info on something coming out past early spring 2018.

>collection of the best Mario Party minigames, which are the only worthwhile part about Mario Party
>it's on the fucking 3ds

Still no VC. I'm done with jewtendo.

Stop locking the fun behind overpriced physical DLC

>Don't announce anything 3rd party support related
>HA WHAT SHIT NINTENDO HAS GOT NOBODIES FAITH WHAT A SHIT DIRECT!
>Don't announce many first party games confirm that they've got the faith of companies with decent amount of third party support
>NO FIRST PARTY GAMES NINTENDOS ALREADY OUT OF GAMES WHAT A SHIT DIRECT

There was never a way to win with you faggots.

What a shit direct.

>>390195518
This was very upsetting.

>>390194747
USUM and FEW news though.
Minecraft on 3DS though.

Sure I had to sit through boring Xenoblade and Square-Enix shit, but it wasn't all bad.

File: lyn-fire-emblem-character-design.jpg (24KB, 370x560px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 370x560px

>>390194747
Lyn getting the recognition she deserves was pretty hype. Pity it was for a shitty musou game.

Mario looks cool, reminds me of Banjo-Kazooie.

The direct as a whole was a shitshow though, yeah.

>>390195787
Lyn is garbage.

>>390195704
>USUM
>FEW

Wow it's fucking nothing

That was a pretty bad direct.

Mario looks ridiculously good, Xenoblade 2 looks good as well aside from the english VA (seriously, what the fuck was that?) and some of the characters. Aside from that it was nothing special.

>>390195704
>Xenoblade and Square-Enix shit
>Hypes up USUM and Minecraft on the 3DS
...............................

>>390195838
Your mom is garbage.

>>390195587
Nobody EVER got excited by multiplats. Only the exclusives matter.

>>390194747
>mad about no Wii u ports
>don't care about not getting AAAs
the absolute state if nintenbros

literally no new games announced
>just ports or old arcade games and a best-of
holy shit, how insanely disappointing, why the fuck did they spend so long on xenoblade and not announce anything new

>>390196010
Two shitty RPGs. What more is there to say about them?

Pyra from XC2 looked pretty fuckable though.

>>390195587

They had plenty of time to cover both. They didn't need to spend 10 minutes exhaustively detailing Xenoblade.They didn't need to spend so much time spoiling Mario, a game people were already sold on.

>>390194747
>No Smash port

Good, the Switch is gonna get so bad if Nintendo caves in and just starts porting Wii U games.

Was there anything different in the Japanese direct?

File: le pink man.jpg (45KB, 352x351px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 352x351px

they fucked us bros
they completely FUCKED us

>>390196301
Not really...

>>390195163
DELET THIS

>>390195787
Literally who

>>390196316
Yeah they confirmed Super Smash Bros. 5 with a Ridley newcomer trailer

>>390194747
This is why I avoid Directs. They talk about the same shit we already known about for the past months 95% of the time while the rest is new shit.

How can Kirby and Mario be the only games Nintendo have in development for the Switch? Surely they should have Pikmin or Animal Crossing in the works

it was horrendously bad, like considering selling my Switch bad, very deflated

it needed more xenoblade tutorials

>>390194747
I'm never excited for this shit because it's always shit. I don't even bother watching, I just wait for everyone to come tell me how shit it was.

The direct was weak, but Odyssey looks really fucking good. I'm still not buying a Switch for it though.

>>390194747
Yeah WTF I can't believe Nintendo just lost E3. Didn't announce anything at this huge E3 event.

>people honestly expecting Smash 5 to be announced in a September Nintendo Direct

That's an E3 announcement son.

File: 1500799012421.png (140KB, 328x320px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 328x320px

>People actually expected Smash to be announced outside of E3

>>390196642
This, there has never been a good direct. The onyl reason we tolerated them for a while was because we all awaited the Smash Bros SCHWIING at the end of each direct.

>No Fire Emblem Switch
I know I was dreaming, but still, I wanted it.
Pretty big waste of time overall. Octopath Traveler looks good, XC2 looks good even if Rex looks fucking awful.

File: dixie.jpg (7KB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 240x180px

>>390194747
>ports present
>fuck you Nintendo these were better the last time I played them

>ports absent
>fuck you Nintendo I want to play these games again why did I even fucking bother

>>390195787

Don't know this character and don't understand why she's a Smash trophy. Also don't know why she's not wearing panties.

>>390194747
>Shovelware out the ass
>indie games are shovelware
lol ok. It was a good direct, smashfags are just assblasted because they were delusional enough to think we'd be getting a new smash this early. My only complaint is that the only Zelda mention was advertising part of the dlc that's locked beging amiibo without giving a release date or acknowledging the rest of the next dlc pack.

>>390196316
Phantasy Star Online 2 Cloud

>>390194747
Why did people even believe the "leak" anyway? I could maybe see someone know its announcement date ahead of the time, but no way they're going to know the entire roster too.

>New Mario Party is just a mini game compilation for the 3DS

>>390196741
>>390196809
Smash 4 deluxe with Ice Climbers, Wolf, and Ridley. Not Smash 5.

The Switch sucks and its future is questionable at best..

>>390194747
>new arms update
i am sated, also ill buy skyrim to fuck about in it. might get that octopath testicles or whatever its called cause looks neat

File: 1415213465840.jpg (58KB, 600x401px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 600x401px

>>390194747
>caring about the hot garbage that is smash 4
for what purpose

>>390196474
Sakurai wouldn't reveal Ridley so early (if Ridley was even made playable), he needs a strong amount of shitposting to empower the Smash sales.

File: IMG_18104703279184.jpg (25KB, 500x489px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x489px

They couldn't even give info on the second BotW DLC bundle? That is LITERALLY all I wanted out of this direct.

>most exciting thing was Doom and Wolfenstein getting ported
Oh god those are going to look embarrasingly bad.

>>390197406
But Anon, you got 4 new amiibos to buy

>>390194747
>the absolute state of smashtists

>>390197406
but the did anon. When it comes out (whenever that is lol) you can buy the epic champion statuettes to unlock some cool helmets in game! Only $39.99 each, what a steal!

File: 1460072548842.png (1019KB, 1081x805px) Image search: [Google]

1019KB, 1081x805px

>Rockstar finally touching a Nintendo home console with a ten foot pole
>it's with L.A. Noire

>>390196665
This, Odyssey looks sick and I'm a huge fan of No More Heroes but I still need something to push me over.

File: 7ddc826608170a95ef8a3fb26713f946.jpg (110KB, 526x800px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 526x800px

>>390194747
>Mipha amiibo actually seems to look decent
>PSO2 for switch
Fuck yeah.

>>390197715
LA Noire is a great game though

>>390197846
>PSO2 for switch
What?

File: 1504923578792.jpg (88KB, 419x767px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 419x767px

>smash

>>390197406
Goy! There are amiibo to buy!

>>390197920
Probably Japan only

>>390197715
LA Noire is an excellent game so I'm not too worried if this means we might get more games from them in the future.

Probably won't buy it though unless they have a lot of new features.

>>390196907
>there has never been a good direct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MzG6lDA1A0

this direct was godlike, we just haven't had a direct even remotely close since

>>390197920
japan son

File: plsstop.jpg (39KB, 454x338px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 454x338px

fuck nintendo, literally everything coming for 3ds can come out for the switch too. I don't understand why they keep developing games for a dead console

>>390197920
Announced in the JP direct.

File: 986.png (277KB, 353x371px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 353x371px

>this direct

>expecting 16 new first party games
>not realizing its only for the next ~6 months of releases
fucking morons. odyssey and kirby look great.

>>390195073
Yeah the support is shit like Skyrim and Revelations 1, old as hell

>>390194747
>Doom and Wolfenstein getting ported and those already look better on PC

Fixed, and yes, this is true.
>They are portable on PC

This however, is not true. These are the definitive versions of said games, since being portable is actually a function that changes how often you can play the game.

Nintendo has now, literally and figuratively, crushed the competition underfoot. Sony has been regressed to only having CoD over Nintendo, and if Nintendo were to get the newest CoD as well, they would be left with nothing.

>>390194747
Where the fuck was the trailer for the Zelda DLC?

>>390198347
yeah not like they announced an unreleased AAA fps game or anything nope

>>390198169
>X ended up being shit, delayed, and censored
>SMTx FE became #FE
>Bayonetta 2 was not as good as the first

Nah, it was just as bad.

>>390198206
Because everyone in Japan has one

>>390198206
You really think Nintendo is dumb enough to drop handhelds? The Switch is a home console with a gimmick. Get used to it, and expect Nintendo to announce a proper new handheld to replace the 3DS in the next couple years.

We live in a world now where Bethesda is Nintendo's biggest third party supporter.

>>390194747
>>No Smash Bros
>>no Bayonetta ports
>>no W101 port
Why am I supposed to be upset over this? I can just play them on my Wii U.

>>390198603
as long as it's the good bethesda games. that fo4 fake leak had me squirming

>every direct has been pure dogshit

why do you and 100k retards hype this shit up every time

>>390196149
What caused the sudden change with PC?

>>390198698
Yeah but I need a reason to get rid of my Wii U. I didnt buy any Smash DLC, so buying a deluxe version of 4 would just be equivalent to buying all the DLC on the Wii U.

>>390198206
you realize that development cycles are a thing and they're not going to can every 3ds game that's still being worked on just because their new console is also a handheld. That's just retarded. Of course we're going to get one last wave of 3ds games, but this time next year it'll be all switch all the time

>>390198871
Why should I give a fuck about what you want?

File: 1461487206269.jpg (43KB, 582x580px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 582x580px

>>390194747
Because it had something their comptetitors at E3 didn't have:
J A P A N E S E
A P A N E S E
P A N E S E
A N E S E
N E S E
E S E
S E
E

G A M E S
A M E S
M E S
E S
S

>>390198546
>The Switch is a home console with a gimmick. Get used to it, and expect Nintendo to announce a proper new handheld to replace the 3DS in the next couple years
>being this delusional
Nintendo realized that handhelds are the future so they made their new system a hybrid between handheld and consoles, why would they take a step back and make another system that only does handheld?

>>390194747
>A BLOO BLOO THE GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>I don't like it so is shit.
>A BLOO BLOO A GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>A BLOO BLOO A GAME I WANTED WASN'T ANNOUNCED
>Those third party game don't count, so they're shit

>>390194747
Hey don't forget Minecraft for the muthafuckin 3DS!

>>390199229
$$$$$$

>>390195073
>testing the waters
lol you mean "fulfilling an obligation". They're never gonna put anything else on the system besides these old ports

>>390198841
No games

please come to the west https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5rLMEZBOmA

File: 366.jpg (39KB, 600x453px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 600x453px

>>390194747
You deserve this.

>>390198206
What is it with Switch owners being the absolute biggest group of crybabies in video game history? I've never seen so much port begging before in my life.

File: IGT1rsqo6ro1_500.gif (227KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 500x500px

>>390195258

>>390195787
>Mario looks cool, reminds me of Banjo-Kazooie.
my thoughts exactly when watching this direct

>>390194747
>where is metroid news?

someone tl;dr what was displayed i just missed it

File: IMG_1696.jpg (59KB, 750x903px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 750x903px

>>390199894

>>390199628
Bad mix of OCD and autism, they got it into their heads that Nintendo is 100% merging handhelds and consoles and can't comprehend that the Switch is still ultimately a home console.

>>390195258
calm down special boi

File: 1461217985859.jpg (32KB, 520x401px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 520x401px

You know, they did say from the beginning this direct would be about stuff that would be coming in the next few months. Of course they're not going to be making any big new announcements in this one.

What're the chances that Nintendo announces non weebshit at PAX or whatever game show next week

SONY WINS AGAIN

>>390200493
The only thing that makes sense to be disappointed about is the lack of a Platinum announcement, thanks to Kamiya.

>>390200580
Why would they announce new games for next year around the holiday season when they are trying to sell their upcoming games? think logically

File: 1484334016785.jpg (39KB, 409x487px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 409x487px

>that one random call out on Smashfags in Samus Returns' part because of their obsession on Ridley in Smash

>>390194747
>porting the failure that was wonderful 101
top kek

File: jpg.jpg (116KB, 600x602px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 600x602px

I really thought there was going to be a Bayonetta port announcement

Fuck off Smash5 fags
A Sm4sh port would have been fine

Who has the Japanese direct link?

The only ports I cared about are Bayo.
Fuck this direct.

>>390198206
>3DS
>dead

You fucks are becoming the new WiiU beggars, jesus christ.

File: 1504139805854.jpg (29KB, 810x540px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 810x540px

>>390194747
>get port
>/v/ complains the switch is a Wii U port machine
>don't get Wii U port
>"WAAAAA, WHY WON'T THEY CONFIRM A GAME FOR EVERY SINGLE FIRST PARTY IP"

>>390196301
Actually it would be good because the Wii U had some good games and it would allow Nintendo to quickly get games on the Switch that are new to the vast majority of people with minimal effort required to port them over, but that would be too smart for Nintendo

>>390201404
Too bad faggot, Smash Versus is where it's at.

>>390199260
Anon... NO games were announced...

File: 63709341_p0.jpg (100KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 450x450px

>>390194747
I like how they got my attention by saying "Metroid and smash players alike pay attention." Then shows absolutely nothing about smash.

>>390194747

THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO OWN A SWITCH. THE SWITCH IS A PILE OF SHIT AT THE MOMENT, EVEN THE VITA WAS BETTER DURING THIS TIMELINE. STICK WITH YOUR 3DS, ITS GETTING MORE JAPANESE SUPPORT RIGHT NOW.

>>390201325
I think they're all but confirmed at this point, especially considering TW101 image had a fucking Switch playing the game in it.
I think releasing either ports/sequels this year would completely cannibalize sales. Nintendo themselves had to squeeze FEW into October so I'd imagine it'd be even harsher for a niche company like Platinum.

I'm sure we'll get confirmations in the December/January direct.

I'm more interested in FromSoft's project though

>no Bayo
>no Smash
>no new shit
>shovelware

Pretty standard honestly, boring, uneventful but at least some shit look nice. Nintendo Direct/10

>>390202075
That's because Smash is a device to get people like you to care about better games.

>>390202075
>Most people know Samus because of Smash Bros
>Nintendo tries to get people who know Samus from Smash Bros to buy Metroid
what's wrong with this?

>last year
>wii u is a ded console lel nobody wants that shit
>now
>w-where are the wiiu games?!?!

Guess it sucks to be a poor console war fag, I'm glad they aren't wasting time on porting games I already played. I was hoping for w102 though

I wonder what Nintendo said to Todd to get this amount of Bethesday support

>>390194747
3DS is still alive!!!

>>390202597
>they'll buy your games, todd

>>390195073
>testing the waters with games that nobody is going to buy
Can't wait for Wii U 2.0 Electric Boogaloo

>>390195518
freeshop, here I come ;)

File: 1416177650645.gif (27KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 200x200px

>>390196597
>How can Kirby and Mario be the only games Nintendo have in development for the Switch?
THIS IS WHY I'M SO FUCKING MAD
The last couple Nintendo Directs and E3 shows with Wii U were pathetic and all the fans were like
>Don't worry! They're just saying all the good stuff for the NX
>It'll be great!
HALF THE SHIT FOR SWITCH IS ALREADY ON WII U OR ANOTHER CONSOLE REEEE

>>390202587
>I'm glad they aren't wasting time on porting games I already played
>What is Doom, Skyrim, Minecraft, Pokken, and so many other fucking titles
Nintendo is port-city now

>>390204302
They're not the only games they have in development
.
You're just a reactionary/shitposting fuckwit.

File: 4fded840c8168f2f25b0919b3ee300b1.jpg (22KB, 600x315px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 600x315px

>>390194747
Smash fags are the biggest manbabies. Nintendo has a little more integrity than to port a whole wii u library, because you guys didnt buy a wii u.

This console is 6 months old. We've had smash 4 and it was one of the most popular games of the Wii U. Smash 4 should never come to Switch, the smash series has more quality and reputation than to just be a port like mariokart.

Nobody cares if you didn't buy a wii u, the switch will have its own smash. If they made a port, it would confuse consumers because now there's 2 smashes on a console. And if any more wii u titles are ported, you allow them to fuck you over and this consoles success commercially. Sorry you didnt buy a wii u, but we want new shit.

You want smash right now? Go buy a wii u, or wait 3 years into switchs lifetime for a quality smash 5.
Go get a job, and wait. Asking for smash 4 port proves you are a manchild who has nothing else to do in his life but videogames, and clearly hates themselves for it

>>390204452
>Nintendo
>Publishing or developing Skyrim, Doom, Minecraft or Pokken

>>390204547
Oh, okay
I believe you
Thanks for setting me straight

>>390204648
They're the ones who went out seeking 3rd party support, so yeah. In alot of way, it is up to them

Anyone else think Xenoblade looks legit fucking awful? Cool areas, but holy fuck that gameplay looks so trash. What the fuck. How did they make it worse?

Also what the fuck is up with the game being so blurry and foggy?

>>390204938
It looks great. I don't know if im the majority, but it'd look great on a big screen.

>>390194747
I will never get why retards thought today was suddenly e3 2.0. It was a decent direct, you man-children just did this to yourselves.

>>390204938
Actually, yeah. Looks like the Monolith Soft pendulum swung too far in the opposite direction of Xenoblade Chronicles X

The gameplay looks dumbed down to shit, but I guess there's a greater emphasis on story and characters :-/

It's still my most anticipated title on the platform after that dumpster fire that was BotW and Odyssey looking like BotW, Mario Edition.

>>390201180
That's exactly why you'd port it, fuckwad

File: 1324160412911.jpg (55KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 640x480px

>>390204578
This is such a useless post.

>how dare nintendo bring a popular game to a console that people are actually playing unlike the Wii U?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H59XpH4uqNY
>for japs only
>pretty much the only game revealed that I would be excited for
Just kill me.

>>390194747
>no smash bros
What the fuck did you expect ? The switch just came out and some games haven't been released yet for a smash 5.

>shovelware
Nah

>bayonetta again
no thanks
>w101
Go buy a wii u fucking faggot
>most exciting thing was doom and wolf
kill yourself

>>390205591
>people are actually playing
bruh I can get a smash online match in literally seconds in any mode.

>>390195073
Why must they announce third party support like it's some grand thing?

>>390205187
>The gameplay looks dumbed down to shit
That's because it is. The game looks like a fucking casualized linear shonen movie game.

At least you know how much of a fucking garbage fire trash BotW was and Odyshit will be. Fuck can't wait for /v/ to pan the latter to shit.

Regardless XB2 and Odyshit are looking like the most anti-hype games this year.

File: ChiSG.jpg (176KB, 648x864px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 648x864px

>>390194747
>>No Smash Bros

I want summerkids to leave.

>>390206584
>>390205187
>no replies debating these posts cus they know how true it is
Shitch owners have the saddest existance, all their games are huge fucking dumpster fires that nobody but them likes.

>>390206868
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Xenoblade 2 looks dumbed down to shit
And the main character design is fucking stupid
But it looks comfy

Monolith Soft is the only good development house left at Nintendo

>>390206987
There is no good devhouse left at that shambles of a company.

>XB2 is a dumpster fire
>Odyshit is a dumpster fire
>Kirby is a rehash
>Octoshitpus cringe game looks abysmal
Switchtanic

>>390194747
Do we know who is in charge of localization for those Altus titles? I reeeally don't want another bravely second situation.

Wait is the new Wolfenstien coming to switch?

I was gonna upgrade my life PS3 for that game and Doom so if it is I'm way more tempted for the Switch.

>>390198520
>X ended up being shit

stopped reading there, you need to develop taste.

>>390201325
>the art guy retweeted the direct, that means bayo content lulz.
Guess what? You're an idiot.

>>390197338
>implying Smash would come close to sell good as Mario Kart

>>390197715
>it's not Bully 2 or Sans Andreas Stories so its bad

>>390197949
sauce me up
PLEASE

File: Oy Ese.png (44KB, 180x173px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 180x173px

>>390199065
>E S E
O Y

>>390209687
Good post, anon.

>>390194747
>No Smash Bros

Good it means they're probably making a new game instead of porting the shitty Wii U version.

>>390201984
>Smash Versus
>not just Nintendo Versus
Sakurai needs to fuck off entirely when it comes to Nintendo blockbuster crossovers

>>390202075
>"Smashfags grab some deo and pay attention, Ridley is in this Metroid game."

>>390206020
AHAHAHAHAHA
i fucking hate Sega

File: 1499671327014.gif (49KB, 158x137px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 158x137px

>the most hype I was during the direct was when Super Punch Out showed up
I FUCKING NEEEEEED IT

>>390210864
das a hot chicken

File: 1499401875136.gif (690KB, 382x357px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 382x357px

>>390195787
No one cares.

>>390205591
read it again, this time not looking for buzzwords because you have the IQ of room temperature.

ill summarise it for ya
>smash port means 2 smashes on one console, confusing consumers.
>smash is too iconic and unique a franchise to just create a port of, it would tarnish its reputation
>any more popular wii u title ports that are specific to wii u would fuck switch commercially, because it becomes a console of old shit, leading to waiting times to new shit, and causing bad publicity to nintendo for being cheap, and giving their fanbase who probably bought smash 4 a same one again
>wait for smash 5, in 3 years. Wanting smash 4 so bad, dont buy a switch and fuck our community, go buy a wii u.

>>390211064
>any more popular wii u title ports that are specific to wii u would fuck switch commercially, because it becomes a console of old shit, leading to waiting times to new shit, and causing bad publicity to nintendo for being cheap, and giving their fanbase who probably bought smash 4 a same one again
This is pretty dated thinking. "HD ports" and remasters are a normal thing now, it's not a detriment to a system at all.

>>390196435
no one asked about you

>>390196809
Happens every time. same with all the fags on youtube posting their stupid Direct prediction videos and Smash is always in the list.

>don't worry guys they didn't announce it last direct but THIS ONE THEY WILL SMASH 5 HYPE
Shit's getting annoying

>>390211032
i care

>>390211206
HD ports, and remasters are from old PS2 era classics given HD touch.

This is a literal port. The same game, on a other console. The point stands.

File: 1501337531943.jpg (115KB, 498x632px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 498x632px

>>390211692
They do that shit too.

File: smug metroid.jpg (101KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 800x600px

>cucked by 2 Metroids at E3
>jabbed Smashbabbies by baiting them about Ridley appearing in Samus Returns
since when Nintendo turned Metroid into a chad Nintendo series like with Fire Emblem?

I was really hoping for Grand Theft Auto 5 reveal and at least some info on something totally new.

But that direct was fine.

>>390211692
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection
Dead Rising Triple Pack
Marvel Ultimate Alliance Bundle
Resident Evil 5 (And six)
Batman: Return to Arkham
Fucking Skyrim
Dead Island Definitive Collection
Heavy Rain
Beyond Two Souls
The Last of Us
Deadpool
Darksiders II
Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection
Dishonored: Definitive Edition
Gears of War: Ultimate Edition
God of War III Remastered
Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition
Payday 2: Crimewave Edition
State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition
Saints Row IV: Re-Elected
Grand Theft Auto V
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition
Metro Redux
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition

Literally all on either PS3/360 and also rereleased on either PS4/Xbone

>>390194747

Here's how I look at it

Not much for us, the "hardcore" audience. The diehard fans.

TWO of the biggest entries in the FPS genre (the most popular genre out there) along with multiple sports titles. Those should help shift some unit.

Then the 3DS gets Minecraft
And millions of children; some hanging off the edge, some sat on the sides , some resolutely planted in the damn center of the spectrum, are all hounding their poor single mothers in a chorus of impeded speech, "MUMUMUM, MINEY CRAFTY, MINY CRAFTY!! aHAAH!! WOOW! BROWNY BRICKIES ON MY FWEE DEE ESSIE.. AAAAA, BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!! MMAMA!!! PLEEEEAEEEEEEASE!!! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

IIIII
WAAAAAAANT
IIIIIIT

NOOOOOOW

REEEEEEEEEE"


Their pudgy little legs slamming into the dirty kitchen floors, shaking ceiling paint loose onto their neighbors on the floor below.
Minecraft on the 3DS is going to sell like gangbusters.

File: 1498204374737.jpg (101KB, 686x626px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 686x626px

>>390212938

File: 1321037888038.gif (2MB, 400x225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x225px

>that Direct until Doom and W2
Legitimately shocking, right out of left field that Bethesda would be Switch's buddy.

File: 1392037888039.gif (1MB, 360x396px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 360x396px

>Nintendo's face as to why people want Bayo and Smash

Guarantee they're just going to start working on the ports as of this moment but they're utterly confused as to why, even if Melee came out not too long after 64.

can we get a Metroid and DooM crossover already?

>>390199463
But wolfenstein isn't even out yet

>>390212118
Metroid has been turning into "wow serious gaymer xddd" series. Just like zelda.

>>390213568
I'd rather see Doomguy in Smash.
He could use various weapons/explosives and power ups along with the chainsaw.

Is it bad that I only wanted to hear more about Project Octopath Traveler and Mario Odyssey? I'm stoked we got a demo and a 2018 release date.

>>390202025
There were tons of games shown. Leave.

I swear a majority of you have literal fucking autism. Seek help.

I have 5 Switches across my household, and I have to say bros this was the most disappointing Direct content yet.
I'm honestly worried we're seeing a Wii U 2

>>390199628
>I've never seen so much port begging before in my life.
Clearly you've never encountered the PC crowd and their "t-thanks for the beta testing" when they get their half assed unoptimized ports of last year's games.

>>390195258

Oh wait you don't go to parties either because you're a loser who just shitposts all day on /v/ on other peoples threads about Nintendo.

Mario looks like the banjo kazooie successor we needed. I wasnt too hyped about the game before, but I am kinda hopeful with this one.

>>390213689
>Metroid has been turning into "wow serious gaymer xddd" series. Just like zelda.
sounds like any S-B tier Nintendo series ever
>i hate popular things reee

>>390194747
>No Smash Bros
Thank god. That made the direct for me.

I can't handle anymore Smash Bros shitposting.

File: 22dss.jpg (45KB, 590x350px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 590x350px

>Orange and white 2DS available next month
>After I begrudgingly bought the blue and black one
Legitimately mad. I had the white DS Lite and I wanted this to match. Motherfuckers

File: pokeball_2ds.jpg (175KB, 2047x853px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 2047x853px

I got what I wanted.

File: 1397430019279.png (205KB, 591x536px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 591x536px

Meanwhile in the Japan Direct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5rLMEZBOmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H59XpH4uqNY

>>390215718
>THEY GOT A NEW FUCKING DILLON GAME
>NOT US
LEGITIMATE AUTISTIC ANGER RISING

>>390196136
as a self proclaimed nintenbro I got pretty excited to finally be able to play Doom/Wolfenstein 2 because my PC can't run that shit.

Plus Mario Party Top 100 was a nice surprise and should tide me over until Mario Party 11

odyssey i've already been sold on though, just more hype.

Not sure why /v/ is so shit though

>>390216175
And it looks really fun, it's not fair.

Dragon Quest Builders is fun. Not sure why its all the way into Spring 2018 for Switch though.

>>390196969
Nintendo's software problem is a really a hardware problem. The only games worth it on the switch are indies and 1st party game a tailor made for the damn thing

>>390196018
His mom is lyn¿

>>390215718
>US Direct
>"Yokai Watch 2 guys! SPORTS GAMES GUYS!"
>Japan Direct
>Games that actually look fun

File: 1502489459445.png (646KB, 929x726px) Image search: [Google]

646KB, 929x726px

>>390195163
>ZZZZZZZZZZZ
>BORING
>THIS LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>ZZZZZZZZZ
>ANIME SHIT SUCKS
>SHOW SMASH BROS

>>390216218
>Wanting Mario Party 11 after the last 6 games

Yeah this direct was pretty underwhelming.

File: gold face.png (572KB, 600x580px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 600x580px

>>390212118
>xeno and metroid are my two favorite series
>mfw

smashtard tears are delicious

>>390216473
Build up hype for 2, but that doesn't even have a release date yet

>Kamiya and Platinum retweet
>nothing

You know they did it on purpose

>>390217875
don't worry you'll see bayonetta 3 or W102 in games magazines next week

File: 17a.png (290KB, 500x497px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 500x497px

>>390217875
I fucking hate that troll Kamiya, FUCK JUST GIVE US GAMES

YOU TOO MIYAZAKI YOU LAZY BUM

Fuck Smashfaggots, you guys are unbareable

Was disappointed with everything except odyssey and wolfenstein to be honest.
>tfw no MHXX localization announcement
I have never played a MH, but I don't want to play it on my shitDS first while I just got the switch.
Wat do?

>>390218489
why the fuck do you want an extremely downgraded 30fps wolfenstien on switch?

>>390217875
Somethings happening, Kamiya loves playing with people though.

so lads what games are you getting this year

>Fire Emblem Warriors
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Super Mario Odyssey
>L.A. Noire

might pick up Skyrim if it has all the DLC and Resident Evil Revelations

>>390206868
(you)

>>390218678
I like playing in bed, and I've never played that game.
Sitting at my PC is very uncomfortable around hour 2-3 so it doesn't work for long sessions. My chair isn't shit either. I love my PC but I hate playing on it compared to couch or bed gaming.
But really I could give 2 fucks about wolfenstien. I want MH.

Octopath looks amazing. Definitely trying the demo tomorrow.

>>390215718
kek, they actually announced another Dillion game

File: image.png (180KB, 456x320px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 456x320px

>>390206020
FUCK

File: 1505113762922.jpg (77KB, 881x853px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 881x853px

>get zelda, mario, xenoblade and splatoon in less than a year
>THIS ISN'T ENOUGH
you insatiable whore

>>390220174
ignore smashtards

>>390219134
It's already been reported that it will have all the dlc.

>>390220174
>make comic about asslicking and toilet shenanigans
>doesn't do scat
thanks shitman!

File: >shadman.png (27KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 540x540px

>>390220174

If they are taking forever for a smash port is it safe to assume that they will just make a brand new one?
I mean they cant make all of the games that have one game per console Wii U ports.

>>390199463
>fulfilling an obligation

what obligation? you think anyone's obligated to put they're game on the switch? you retarded senpai

>>390195787
is she nopan

>>390222524
Did anyone buy the new platformer Pikmin? Is it trash?

I want the amiibo.

>>390222776
felt like they made the game as an excuse to add some good music to a brand new Smash

>>390217875
ever think maybe it's because they actually really like video games and are actually excited about what might be announced?

>>390222776
It felt like Nintendo would lose the license to Pikmin if they didn't release a game every set of years.

>>390194747
>Considering Bethesda shit an highlight
Normalfag, begone

>>390222978
>>390222902
Fuck. Guess I'll just buy the amiibo seperately. I literally never opened up my copy of Zip Dash.

https://youtu.be/1RBYHBgtd20

>expecting smash bros when they have Pokken coming out in a week

>>390215541
The black and blue one is clean af. Creamsicle is gay

File: Bingo_Motherfucker.jpg (40KB, 344x441px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 344x441px

>smash

honestly who the fuck actually thought they'd announce smash

>>390194747
WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who has better jiggle, Lyn or Mario's nose?

>>390194747
People always want their favorite IP to have a new announcement.

I can understand why a lot of people were upset with this direct, though. No major announcements and it just felt like an E3 followup presentation.