>Samus is forever stuck with the mid-2000s female office worker

Are there ending pinups like Zero Mission and Fusion

She had her hair down for those

At least it's not that retarded high ponytail anymore

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I think it's nice.
Now that we've settled that, how about them high-heels?

ponytails are the best

>doesnt like ponytails
fuck off fag

>>390176580
I like it.

>>390176824
>I think it's nice
stop that

>>390176857
fluffy side-ponytails maybe

>>390176969
side ponytails are way too lewd

>>390176886
there's different ways to make ponytails

that's a pretty boring take on ponytails

>>390176906
Why do you like the idea of samus looking boring

>>390177067
Because it looks nice.
your thread is shit check this 9

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>>390177048
only if they're super sleek

if they're fluffy they're cute

>>390176580
What haircut would you suggest that isn't dyke shit?

>>390177147
>boring is nice

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>>390177253
this, obviously

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She spends 99.9% of the game in her suit. Why complain if she has a ponytail?
It's her design; she's been rocking it for a long-ass time. There's no reason to change it now. Dozens of other female protags have it, but that doesn't mean it's bad. You could still pick Samus out of the entire lot.

>>390177376
That's very boring!

>>390177412
that's already better

>>390177412

This is how Samus should look. She should be a bigass adult looking woman...

>>390177376
boring as all fuck

>>390177412
ugly as all fuck

>>390177436
it's the opposite of boring, it's luxurious, thick and rufflable
>>390177434
>no reason to change it now
yes there is: it looks wrong. It looks like the hairstyle of an office worker.

>>390177565
stop lying

>>390176969
*spiky ponytails

>>390176580
>tfw no Samus cameo in Style Savvy

>>390176580
Show me what her hair should look like.

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>>390177627
What's wrong with the hairstyle of an office worker?
Ponytails keep hair out of your eyes; isn't that what you want if you're fighting?
The long hairstyle combed over from Other M was great as well, but she never wore it like that while on missions.

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Samus is a space adventurer who explores space dungeons and fights space dragons.

She's female space Conan. She should look like a Boris Vallejo amazon

like so

>>390176580
Every female on the planet would look 10 bajillion times better with a Hime cut
prove me wrong. protip: you can't

Where is that pic of all the current and possible hairstyles for bayonetta?
That's a good place to start

>>390177889
>what's wrong with the hairstyle of an office worker
It heavily implies that she's a shy and reserved woman who craves normalcy, doesn't like to stand out and fears adventure.
>Ponytails keep hair out of your eyes; isn't that what you want if you're fighting?
In that case why does she have huge bangs on her forehead? Why doesn't she pull it all back? Why doesn't she wear a headband? Why doesn't she shave it all?

There's no justification for her having this hairstyle. Only a vague excuse (it was popular in the 2000s) that doesn't hold up anymore.

>>390178090
Easy, because there are several hair styles superior to even himecut. Also,
>not mentioning their hair being black
shit taste

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>>390178090
weeb
ponytails and 80's-style curly hair are the pinnacle of female hairstyles

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Her hair isn't the draw of Samus' design tho.

>>390178181
What do you WANT, exactly?
Maybe Samus is shy and reserved. The only games where she ever talks is Fusion and Other M. Even then, she mostly keeps to herself in monologues.

>>390176580
she looks fine, calm down

>>390178343
Neither is her suit: it hides her sculpted physique under a giant condom

she looks really underwhelming now

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>>390178150
Please give her a fucking Bayonetta beehive.

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>>390178343
that's gorgeous

>>390178439
I don't know what kind of condoms you're using, but could I get a recommendation?

>>390178382
I want a fucking space amazon like she used to be. Not some jap's boring-ass Office Lady fantasy

I'm more annoyed about the mole and heels.

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>ALL WILL BECOME ONE
>IN SABER WE TRUST

>>390178181
You sound retarded. Stop trying to force your fetishes and fantasies on a video game character.

>>390178343
I want to lick her stomach

>>390178541
it's a full body condom

>>390178090
Straight hair + hime cut + black hair

Fucking perfect.

>>390178591
t. Office Lady fetishist

>>390178681
Hime cuts aren't the best hair style though

>>390178832
shhhh, you're talking to a turboweeb, don't make him mad

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>>390178551
>I want a fucking space amazon
You're alone there, my dude. The current Samus designs has received almost no complaints. It's prefect.
Characters change with time. Look at BOTW Link. They took an established design and completely threw it out the window. The new blue tunic is beloved by everyone now.
Actual Feminine Samus is 100% better than Amazon Shemale Samus, and it will never go back.

>>390178832
Exactly, hime cut in a ponytail is the best.

>>390177412
Prime/Melee Samus was a mistake

>>390178986
Nah, short black spiky hair with a spiky ponytail a best.

>>390178919
>You're alone there, my dude
I explained you why I shouldn't be
>has received almost no complaints
i explained you why it ought to
>It's perfect
I explained you why it's not
>characters change with time
I explained you why Samus changed for the worst
>Look at Link
irrelevant
>actual feminine
actual femininity is this
>>390177942
not office workers. Get your shit straight.

Now what else do you need me to spell out for you?

>>390179113
Crazy.
Right side of the hair completely shaved is god like

>>390179316
Congratulations on having the shittiest taste objectively possible.

>>390178551
She was never a space amazon, she was always an athletic woman wearing a bikini inside a power suit
>but muh nintendo power strategy guide said-
You are implying everyone saw that back in the day and not something that was pushed around the internet several years after the fact. I was around when Super Metroid was released, and no one saw Samus like some kind of amazon.

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>>390176824
>how about them high-heels
keep em

>>390179113
Show me a picture of this because I cannot envision it.

God the Metroid fanbase is so fucking autistic

>>390176580

Is this the new "Fat Flabby Ass"?

>>390179724
Just imagine Lady from Devil May Cry but with a spiky ponytail.