Morrowind Thread >try to go sleep >get interrupted

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>go to sleep
>dreaming
>see this
What do?

>>390158206
Let him have sex with my white wife

>>390158206
*miss*
*miss*
*miss*
*miss*

>>390158206
sell his gear

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>>390158206
Pause the game and stare at Caius Cosades accusingly.

>>390158206
>wake up and Assaisan has spawned standing on top of the door most his body is clipped and he takes no damaged so I can't kill or him or go to sleep

I payed 10gp for that fucking bed and I was even finished healing yet

>>390158638
>not being a magic user master race

>>390158273
So if someone here is inspired to play Morrowind for the first time and see this message:

Sleepers Awake is a very lightweight mod that you should install without reading what it does. It's a phenomenal bit of atmosphere.

>>390158732
This. Always the best way to start the game and get yourself some good gear.

>walking from beginner town to Balmoral
>brotherhood in the middle of the path
>kills me horribly because literally I have is regular clothes and a note to caius

great expansion guys

>>390158206
>run into room with only one door
>circle around him and close it
>cast lock
>leave

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>>390158638
:^]

>>390158638
>i played the game for 20 minutes

>>390159291
nice skyrim combat mod

>>390159198
>he didn't pick up the scrolls of icarian flight to simply jump over the assassin

>>390158206
OUTTA MY WAY FUCKIN MORAG SHIT

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>ywn be the last of your kind befriended to a powerful wizard with strangely similar looking yet extremely attractive daughters
why live?

>>390159862
I bet Yagrum asks himself the same question every morning.

Anyone play OpenMW morrow mp?

>>390159291
>Long Blade
>68
No shit, you can hit accurately when you've been training your skill for that long.

>>390160151

I played it for a couple weeks from 0.60 to 0.61 with MR and TR mods installed. Got boring once I got powerful shit and started wrecking stuff even at 250 difficulty though. Will wait on 0.70 to play more when he fixes spell/enchant syncing. Was good fun overall though finally playing with a buddy.

>>390159291
You forgot to show the 10 seconds before when you entered the console commands.

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>>390159291
Sorry, that webm has been debunked.

>>390159291
I think a lot of people don't realize all the different things that affect your accuracy. Also I don't think a lot of people realize that you have to hold the button down to do the most damage with your attacks.

>>390158206
Whip out my spear and fucking BTFO the assassin with my 40~ points in spear and agility, then leave his OP as fuck armor where it is and go about my day.

>>390161986
>that UI

>>390158961
*You failed casting the spell*
*You failed casting the spell*
*You failed casting the spell*
*You failed casting the spell*

>>390158638
Why does this trigger so many people? Every single thread.

>>390158206
Get pissed because he's going to throw that 2000 septim ebony dart before I can get him.

>>390162509
>99% success rate
>still fails when you need it most
>die
How did people ever defend this shit?

>>390162849
the rng has a mind of its own

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>>390160249
I made a new character just to show you that you can get your Long Blade skill up to 50 in the fucking character creation. You can level it up to 60-something easily.

>>390164275
at level 1? in seyda neen?

>>390164664
>redguard specced in Long Blade
Yeah. They get a +15 bonus to Long Blade.

>>390164664
It's a major skill so they level up much faster, yes. Not just in Seyda Neen, though.

>>390164664
>>390164782
I mean levelling up to 60-something.
You can get it up to 50 just from choosing your stats.

>>390162849
I don't know, same way Xcom shits defend Xcom's stupid hit rates.

That's just morrowind baby. At least in morrowind it can be made a non issue eventually.

>>390161986
>debunked
>miss miss miss miss
You know you have to aim at the target right?

>>390158206
>Mark
>Divine Intervention
>Sip that delicious Imperial Cult Altar

>Recall

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>>390160249
>not building yourself up and doing bitch work to level your shit so it feels like an actual achievement when you finally level up

Why can't you faggots realize your supposed to be a vulnerable nobody at the start, as a person who's spent countless hours on this game and watched others play I can tell you right now, you can become a everything slaying all around badass once you've proven yourself and leveled yourself up accordingly. If you think there's something wrong with starting out at the bottom of the food chain in the very beginning of the game you should just drop Morrowind and any real RPGs all together and play Skyrim. you should also drop morrowind if you're a brainlet that doesn't like reading

>>390165757
>Why can't you faggots realize your supposed to be a vulnerable nobody at the start

Because of other games for the most part in the last few years making you some bad ass from the get go. They're used to being some kick ass mother fucker from the get go, and then leveling up either being, even more power ontop of being good already, as well as new gear they can use for fashion.

>>390158638
>make a HtH build correctly
>pummel assassin to death with bare fists

>>390166150
god I love h2h

>>390158206
kill, sell gear, repeat because i'm too lazy to start the expansion

Add him to my naked assassin pile to scare of further attempts

DIE FETCHER

>playing through morrowind for the first time, look on /v/ for a thread
>top of board didn't need to click the catalog at all
I swear it's not coincidencial at this point, this happened with DA:O too.
Anyway I befriended this khajiit in Pelagiad who told me there's a Daedra worshipper with a enchanted belt upstairs, but said woman tells me to fuck myself if I try speaking to her. Killing her aggros the entire bar on me and slaps me with a 1000 bounty, and sneak doesn't work. How do I confisticate the belt without being made a pariah?

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This game is for autistic min maxers
Fucking /v/ shilling fuck ass broken games

>>390168412
Kill everyone in the bar, dip out, pay thieves guild to clear the bounty

>>390168651
>Green hands

>>390168651
>people will actually fall for bait this bad

>>390168651
>level 1
>0 fatigue

every time

>>390165757
>>390166102
The game itself tells you to fucking min max and break the game, otherwise you won't win. That's what makes the game so fun and interesting.

>>390158924
Type tcl in console faggot

>>390168412
>Fortify Personality 100 for 1 sec
or
>Fortify Speech 100 for 1 sec
or
>Charm 100 for 1 sec

>Taunt until she attacks you
>Gib her
>Walk out that tavern holding your ten foot dick

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L
O
L

>>390158638
>>390162509
*shitpost*
*shitpost*
*shitpost*
*shitpost*

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>>390158206
Weird, my game looks better. Are you playing it on superlow settings?

>>390168412
Try being completely naked, sometimes it bypasses the automatic "goodbye" responses

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>>390166150
Why did they remove the best way of playing?

>>390168412
Just spam taunt regardless of your speechcraft and you'll eventually make her attack

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>>390158206
>he gets stuck in the bed
>free fucking gold

>>390170167
This is not true. Once they get around 0-20 disposition, they will only tell you to leave. Anything speechcraft related fails to work 100% of the time.

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>>390169652
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO LOCKPICK BEFORE I CAN PICK LOCKS EFFECTIVELY??? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY CAN'T I JUST CHEESE A MASTER LEVEL LOCK AT LEVEL ONE LIKE IN SKYRIM

These webms used to turn me away from Morrowind but after picking up the game and actually playing it I now realize the people who post these webms are just brainlets who're mad about the fact that it's not Skyrim or Oblivion.

>>390169851
Oh, this worked. Thanks.
>had to drop all my shit to get to the imperial cult shrine because her greater bonewalker permanently reduced my STR and END
I like this game.

>>390170362
Maybe I have a mod that changes it. But if that's the case then just taut and then when she gets too low bribe her back up to 100 and repeat

what are some of the must have early game spells that you could learn for reasonable price?

I heard recall and mark are good. Also high feather.

>>390170817
Hearth Heal. Makes the game easy as fuck. And Both intervention spells are always useful.

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>be 14 year old me
>just discovered /v/
>they said morrowind was fun, i hope it's like oblivion
>install graffix mods
>get off boat
>make sneaky thief furgfag
>finish paperwork and buy supplies at goods store
>adventureho.jpg
>casually walk down path
>some nigger knife ear wants my money
>"...heh... nothin personel... ki-
>*miss* *miss* *miss* *miss*
>wtf
>get shit pushed in almost immediately
>woooooooow
>lean that you're an absolute bitch at the start of the game
>do odd jobs around starting town
>feel comfy after walking around town and into taverns chatting with locals
>never felt so immersed and comfy in my life
>level myself up
>kill knife ear in rematch
>actually git gud at sneaking
>break into big looking houses and loot the place whilst trying to keep collateral damage to a minimum
>mfw this entire game
>could never go back to oblivion
>eventually, skyrim comes out
>everyone calls me a killjoy grandpa when i say it sucks

>>390171489
The world needs more people like you. except maybe the furfag part.

>being a khajit ever when BoBS exist

>>390169396
I know, and I get it and love it for that, but I'm just saying why new people don't like it.

I don't want to come off like an asshat trying to sound smart, because it really isn't that hard, but it's just not the game for allot of people these days.

>>390170817
Restore Attribute
Restore Fatigue helps reduce the time you need to rest before a fight
Conjure weapons
Levitate, unless you're okay with keeping some potions on hand

>>390171109
>Hearth Heal
I prefer Veloth's Grace.

>>390170362
In the base game, provided you have the patience, you can make it work. Charming and intimidating are a lost cause yeah, but taunting will eventually piss them off.
Problem is it'll take five years if you have shit speechcraft and lack the latest Morrowind Code Patch, which lets you spam click on persuasion options without the window closing.

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>>390171631
>be super agile thief build khajiit
>get BoBS
>run into heavily populated buildings and grab as much expensive looking shit as possible and get the fuck out of dodge before they even know what happened

>>390170817
>Breton, Atronach

>Restore 1-4 Fatigue for 60-120 seconds
Find what's affordable for your mana, having this makes getting around early in the game much more managable. Once you get bobs, you should have enough mana to negate the sprinting cost entirely.

>Four different Open and Lock spells, 25, 50, 75, 100.
Bring probes if you like, but most traps shouldn't pose much of a threat if you're careful.

>Levitate 1 for 60-120
Once you have bobs

>Divine Intervention, Mark and Recall
If you're low on mana, Mark. Use DI, use the shrine. Because of the interaction between atronach and the shring spells cast on you, you now have all of your mana back. Cast Recall. Never rest again, except to level up.

>Fortify x attribute for 1 sec
I.e 100 personality for 1 sec, engaging in NPC conversation will pause the game with maxed disposition.

>Sound 99 for x seconds.
Again, whatever you can make that's affordable. Silence will prevent an NPC from casting. Sound will make them still cast the spell, but fail, wasting their magicka

>Night-Eye x for 60-120 seconds

>>390172151
beasts cant wear bobs

>>390172490
>Sound will make them still cast the spell, but fail, wasting their magicka
Seriously? Damn, I've to check that out.

>>390172613
Not him but, IIRC there was a mod I installed that gave the beast races regular legs thus making me able to wear boots and helmets for some reason, I think it might still be on the nexus. Although I don't use it anymore because there was no texture support for mods that changed the graphics and it's more fun having that kind of restriction.

>>390159291
AYO HOL UP
*stabs woman*

>>390172613
Breton isn't beast

>>390168412
>I swear it's not coincidencial at this point, this happened with DA:O too.
What you are describing is called the "Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon"

>>390173909
Are you retarded?

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>>390169723
Unlike the melee and sorcery, that one actually hit its target!

>>390158206
Honestly? I just reload the save before I went to sleep. I don't like the assassins showing up before it makes sense in the story.

>>390174078
Well shit I learned something today. I love morrowind threads.

>>390174609
There's a mod for that.

>>390158206
Battlemage or pure mage for MW?

>>390174609
Just use the delayed dark brotherhood attack mod

>>390174987
Batllemage is too easy. Be a mage with no weapon or limit yourself to some shitty staff

>>390170572
Its actually morrowind fans trying to keep people from playing it

>>390166150

>make h2h build
>punching everyone's stamina to nothing
>wailing on cliff racers and wizards lying heaving on the ground like some gorilla bully

So fucking fun. Glad NV has fatigue too although somewhat less potential

Should I make a pure melee build?
On one hand being a warrior sounds cool but then it feels like I'm missing out by not using at least some of the batshit spells morrowind has. I always end up gravitating back towards at least a spellsword-y character.

>>390158638
FATIGUE MY NIGGA

>>390175573
Wear Heavy armor, swings a battleaxe and summon Daedra.

>play the morrowind multiplayer mod with a few friends
>one plays a theif (level 1)
>sees the daedric longbow in Vivec with a worth of 50000
>he waits until the NPC looks away and then enter sneak and tries to steal it
>gets caught and rages on as the "npc was looking the other way, there's no chance that they could see that"
>guard catches him in a few sec
>friends rage quits and starts to read online threads while stealth sucks in morrowind while complaining for hours in the voice chat

I always thought the *miss* threads was false flagging bait threads with no serious posters until this happened.

>>390169739
TESO is not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

>>390175573
Mele + alteration + restoration is what all my characters end up as unless I actively avoid doing so

>>390175773
He was probably too retarded to wait for the yellow symbol to pop up that means people can't see you

>>390175824
This but I sometimes throw in marksman to deal with cliff racers.

>>390175773
Your friend sounds like shitstain.

>>390174987
Pure mage, but actually fucking play a pure mage, don't be that cunt who takes short blade or something. No armor, no weapons, no hand-to-hand, nothing.

>>390176138
but muh magic assassin char

>>390176138
How hard will i get fucked in the beginning if I go as pure Mage?

>>390174987
Pure mage is fun. If you're not getting atronach pick up a magicka regen mod so you aren't playing a resting simulator tbqh

>>390176216
Nothing wrong with that, just don't call it a pure mage because it isn't

>>390176291
You won't, pure mages are ridiculously strong. You literally have an easy to cast spell that refills your magicka to full. Changing the duration on summon spells = multiple summons of the same type also, so skeletons and scamps can overrun enemies early on.

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>Going into the House of Earthly Delights with a nude mod active.

I literally came.

>>390176584
Nice was always interested in Morrorwind never played might try it if the mage class is as fun and op in the game as everyne always says

I played morrowind years ago as a dunmer but people called me a nawah or something like that so I was going to uninstall it but a NPC told me that dunmer not born in morrowind don't count so they are nawahs and from then I realized that game was very pretty and the water

>not playing as a nord and rushing CloudCleaver

MORROWIND BELONGS TO THE NORDS

>>390175134
>>390176138
>>390176458
Thanks, I'll roll a pure mage then. I wasn't sure if I'd miss out on something fun otherwise.

>>390162849
I loved the slim possibility of Gate collapsing in EQ.

>>390176584
Is atronach the best birthsign for pure mage?

>>390177281
this but for orcs

>>390158206
uninstall and play Skyrim instead

>>390177746
this but ironically

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>>390176602
>game made in shitty 2000's 3D engine
>nude mod

>>390177972
Same reason I use Dickplomacy in Mount & Blade. It's all about context and imagination.

>>390177972
I'm curious as to how it even looks
post some on /aco/ and link here

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A fucking rock. Morrowind got BTFO by a ROCK!

>>390178142
>using dickplomacy for porn
>not using it for enhanced ai and brothel pimping

>>390158206
>Kill him easily
>Have OP armor and tons of money for the rest of my play through.

>>390158206
Down the ten or twenty fortify intelligence and magicka super potions, cast my overpowered custom "kamehameha wave" spell and go back to sleep.

>>390178349
Farming their equipment is a really great way to get some good cash early on

>>390177667
You'd want to rush Umbra in that case.

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Is there an essential morrowind mod like there is OOO for skyrim? I do not care for overmodding my shit, i just want to experience good morrowind

>>390178605
ooo for oblivion* stupid frogposters

>>390178605
The only essential mods I can think of is better font and increased draw distance

>>390178605
You need MGE and Morrowind Audio Overhaul. McKom's faces are nice but not essential.

>>390158638
(You)s beyond measure, outlander

I haven't tried playing as a dickass thief yet. Is it fun/viable?

>>390177510
Yes, but it requires rather intricate knowledge of the game and alchemy abuse to take full advantage of. It's the only way to get 500+ magicka though, without wearing some bullshit artifacts.

>>390178605
Literally the entire point of OOO to remove level scaling in Oblivion. You don't even need that for Morrowind you retarded fucking frog.

>>390179376
no, sneaking sucks. anything but long blade or mace warrior sucks

>>390179376
It is, but you have to think like one. Have multiple weapons for different situations. For example whack someone with a paralyzing blade, then whack someone with a fatigue draining blade (just once not to waste charges) and then pull out a different dagger that deals more damage and stick that nigger full of knives.

>>390178605
>ooo
ooo is shit, fransesca's fixes oblivion without turning it into something it's not

>>390179376
>morrowind
>fun

>>390179495
And OOO is awful at that. Oblivion Scaling Unclusterfucked is better at achieving that goal without the awful added bullshit.

OOOfags are either out of touch or tasteless.

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>>390158206
Does anyone actually know what the term "n'wah" actually means?

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>>390168412
>>390169851
>>390170597
>Anon asks a question about Morrowind
>Gets multiple solutions
>"Get naked" is the one he chooses
>It works

>>390180032
Slave/foreigner.

>>390180032
Yeah it's a fetcher who hasn't been exposed yet

>>390180032
nigger

>>390180007
>The new levelled lists do not scale past silver weapons with only a few rare exceptions for some specific dungeons.
that's literally what needed to be done
fucking bethesda

>>390180251
What'd you call me, s'wit?

Oblivion was so awful it actually pains me to watch nu-/v/ praise it so much.

>>390180489
here's a secret
it's hardly any worse than morrowind, that's how shit this franchise is

>>390180489
Have you heard of the High Elves?

>>390180831
That's a lie and you know it.

>>390180892
Yes, and I've heard others say the same.

>>390180489
Just wait until TES6 comes out and you have to watch people act like Skyrim was the best thing ever.

>>390181039
hardly, they're both boring generic RPGs, oblivion just did dumb shit like make everybody and everything scale instead of hand placing a lot of loot

>>390181061
I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU NOW.

>>390181304
>morrowind
>generic
>your a faggot
pick the last one

>>390181458
>muh lore
don't care, gameplay wise it's as bland as any other standard RPG
it's like playing a MMO by yourself

>>390181553
k, bye then

>>390181228
Not him, but I liked Skyrim quite a bit more than Oblivion, probably a case of different expectations - when Oblivion came out I expected another Morrowind, by the time Skyrim came out I expected absolutely fucking nothing. I got a pretty fun, if generic, game.

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>>390161986

>>390181637
>the absolute state of morrowindbabbies

Daggerfall > Skyrim = Morrowind > Oblivion

>>390181871
Daggerfall was never good! It's a buggy pile of garbage

watch the skies

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>>390182016

>>390170817
Conjure Weapon is basically EZ mode.

>>390182358
>go to create-a-spell workshop
>make a spell that conjures and entire set of god tier armor
>somehow this is cheap as shit
>the armor doesn't ever expire for some reason

>>390178142
Dickplomacy adds much more than porn though

>>390181553
when the fuck is bethesda ever going to make combat good

>>390183054
Skyrim.

>Halberds function exactly like spears except for the Dwarven halberd which is outclassed
fuck I just want to be VERSATILE

>>390175573
I always get the feeling the game was designed with warrior-mage in mind. You lose out on a lot by trying to stick to a certain traditional class. Not only is lore-wise everybody is potentially capable of magic, but using magic and combat skills synergize exceptionally well.

Seriously when is tes 6 coming out??

>>390158206
Catch the Ebony Dart out of the air as he throws it, seriously. Sell for massive profit.

>>390182205
autistic screaming

>>390183612
Any tips on doing this? I need dosh.

>>390161986
>not holding down M1 a little before releasing

Now pay attention children. That's what we call a premature attack. No wonder he didn't get to hit that Dunmer whore.

>>390183612
The assassin throws the dart immediately, so from what I recall, just open the inventory when it sails through the air, or hammer the use button after stepping aside and grab it as it flies past. Can be done.

>>390183823
Holding down the mouse button has no effect on your accuracy and/or hit chance. It increases the damage upon a successful hit.

>>390184364
Next you'll be telling me that mashing the D-pad doesn't increase the chances of me catching a pokemon.

>>390184491
It does in the American version. It was added to make it easier for western audiences.

>>390183142
Good joke
>>390184081
Really? I always managed to cut him down before he throws. Or at least make him engage in melee combat first

>>390183823
>charge your attack
>it misses

>>390183823
Does it matter when you can clearly see the shopkeeper impossibly beating the shit out of him despite his armor and agility. That and he somehow has 60 health at level 5.

>>390175773
>immediately rage quits after one fail
>complains for hours

Sounds like autism my friend.

spriggans are fuckin' sexy, dude

>>390185660
Very true.

>>390185660
>enter sneak mode to pretend I'm kneeling
>let spriggans gang up on me in the woods
>strip naked, don't fight back
>jack off as they slowly slaughter me

>>390158206
>Kill him
>Steal his shit
>Wear the armor for a free +20 for each piece
>Get a silver enchanted weapon
>Win

>>390164275
>5 fucking weapon skills
lol

>>390158206
>cast frostbite
>do it again and again until he's dead
>strip his armor
>wear it
>report that i was attacked by the dark brotherhood to the guards
>go to pelagiad
>dive for pearls
>purchase an unlock door spell
>rob ahnissi's house

okay fags I'm getting back into this now

what is the top 3 best signs and what is the worst sign?

>>390187508
I usually use Lady, Steed, or Atronach.
Never used Shadow.

>>390158206
should i beat oblivion?

>>390186498
>rob ahnissi's house
you fucking mongrel

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>>390186498
>robbing very best friend Ahnassi

>>390186498
>rob ahnissi's house
She'll see it coming

>>390186109
I'm not going to play with it