You guys are a bunch of assholes. So a single videogame journalist

fuck this thread
are there any obscure porn games you guys would recommend

Dean, when people are shown to be incapable of performing their job, they are usually fired. You are incapable of performing your job, but you will continue doing it.

>>390153306
>26 minutes

>>390153306
most video game journalists today can't play video games
just like they can't write good articles about video games

>Dean apologists

>>390153450
8ch has a hentai games board which is good for finding this stuff.

I recommend Eratohok (simple strategy game with the best sex-system I've seen) and Lilith's throne (Unfinished CoC-like). Both are text-based. Free Cities is definitely worth checking out but it aint obscure.

I'm thinking of becoming a Video Game journalist. Seems like easy money. Where should I start?

>>390153450
>>390154732

stop derailing the thread queers, this is serious. you are threatening people's livelihoods

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>Be bad at video games while reviewing video games
>Get surprised when you're made fun of

>>390154940
relevant to my interests

especially if I can work remotely

>>390154940
>Where should I start?
On the operation table. You either gotta get a sex change operation or a hook nose implant to look like a Jew.

>>390154961
and you're threatening my dick you bigot

>20 GB tutorial

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Lads how the hell do I get this dude in pic related to let me pass?

>>390154961
If you're terrible at your job, maybe you should consider if you're worth the paycheck or not.

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>Non intuitive
>Not being able to put 2 and 2 together is the game's fault
>Forgetting the rest of the 26 minute long video where he couldn't even beat the first stage of the game
Dean's such a fucking idiot Bioware dumbed shit down for him in their future titles, I just want to remind you of that. He's completely inept and yet he's payed to tell other people the quality of a game. The issue with that is that ultimately it means a game like Cuphead can get worse reviews than it deserves for being "The Dark Souls of 2D Platformers" or some self-serving garbage phrase like that they can use to make themselves feel better about their complete inability to clear even the simplest parts of a game

>gets paid to play video games and call every game "dark souls of genre"

>>390154940

Unlearn everything you know about video games then try to kiss the ass of important people in the field until they hire you (it's called networking).

Bait thread

>>390153450
HYPNOS FUCK-ヒュプノスファック

>and are just in it for the money?
I think you'll find people with real jobs are usually in it for the money.
Game journalist isn't a real job though, it's basically receiving welfare.

>>390155218
One of the best Gmod videos I've ever seen. Dude's a genius.

>>390153306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQE

>>390153306
for real though, I question that man's basic motor skills. I could give the controller to my mom and she would finish that part faster.

>>390155078
>>390155303
i feel like no one has actually looked at the guys article history and just assumes he reviews games for a living. He has done a few reviews, but very few in comparison to his general tech articles, most of which dont even involve the gaming sector of the tech industry
https://venturebeat.com/author/dean-takahashi/

>>390155581
This is gold.

>>390153306
>non-intuitive tutorial
The jump-dash has been used since the days of the NES OP. Jump is introduced right before dash, with a tall object you cannot simply jump over. That's not just an intuitive mechanical interaction, it's something that has been used for 30+ years. The moron who couldn't figure that out deserves all the ridicule they can get, as they're supposed to play video games for a living.
Oh, but I forgot. Modern gaming """""journalists""""" are actually just cheap bloggers and vloggers who've never taken a single journalism course or worked on a single school/university newspaper in their fucking lives.

>>390154961

people who suck at their job shouldn't have that job.

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God Damn this attitude is getting annoying.

People DESERVE to get shit on when they fuck up. Not being able to read a clear tutorial intent is fucking up, especially when it's your job. If an older person who's never played a game had been given a controller and asked to complete the tutorial, I'd be much more understanding. But this was like watching a professional driver not know how to start a car.

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>>390155736
You don't get someone without a tongue to review food. Such a review is useless to other people.
Same exact reason you don't get someone who can't play video games to review them. Such reviews are completely pointless.

>>390155736
yeah except that one time when he reviewed Mass Effect and shat on it for being "too hard" and unbalanced

(he never spent his skillpoints, I shit you not)

>>390153306
#BLM

>>390155736
Then why was he reviewing cuphead? Maybe that's the real question.

It's ok to suck a games, and cuphead is being billed as a fuck off hard game. So why did a tech reviewer, casual gamer do a preview video for it?

>>390153306
You know realize game journalist aren't intelligent enough to make clickbait articles to attract people.

They're actually that dumb and think everything is something's dark souls.

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>>390155581
LMAO

It's less that it took a few seconds, and more that he was so ridiculously retarded that it took someone else telling him what to do to figure out the tutorial. I'd pay money to see him play PDA games from alien hominid.

>be welder
>weld structural steel
>building collaspe
>Y'all need to stop fetishizing skill

>>390154732
>posting on fagchan

He took an extra 20+ minutes trying to beat the games very first level, and still did not beat it.

You left that part out, OP, thought'd be a good friend and correct that for you

>>390155931
ok, but from that perspective why is the "gaming journalists dont deserve their jobs" sentiment being taken so seriously? It would seem to me that people are getting mad about a lot more than someone being assigned a task that would have been suited to someone else. If that were the case.

dont get me wrong, the guy is trash at platformers, but this narrative that this guy is a big game reviewer and thats what he does day in and day out is just factually false.

>>390154961

>get a better job
>get better at your job

Pick one.

>>390156212
>Be Train Conductor
>Speed train up.
>Train derails on sharp curve.
>"This was a social experiment to see how trainspotters would react, calm down you stupid foamers."

>>390156212
Welding should be easier. You alt right Trump voter.

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>few seconds longer

>>390153306
>few seconds
>over 26 minutes

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>>390155960
>(he never spent his skillpoints, I shit you not)
Holy shit, that's next level incompetence

>>390153450
Starless - Nymphomaniacs Paradise

>>390156112
because it was never intended to be a review, it was an sneak-peak at a convention in germany and as press he was allowed to play a small demo

>have no ability at video games
>probably no real passion either since ability just comes from playing them
>choose video games as a vocation and control what direction they take
This fucking hobby

There is no doubt in my mind that this whole thing is a marketing ploy.

>>390153450

Play Monster Girl Quest

>>390154732
sweet merciful christ, I had no idea what a confusing fucking mess that site is. How the fuck do I find this fabled hentai games board?

>>390155960
you are correct, thats fucking retarded. With that in mind its a good thing that reviewing games is something the man hardly ever does and likely only when his company assigns him and he cant get out of it

>>390156553

in his defense, he did apologize and change the review

he does seem to have some genuine cognitive shortcomings though

>>390156328
He presented the article as if he was some sort of authority on games, he was proven to be a fraud in that aspect. Knowing now that he's a fraud, and is willing to lie, deflect, and attack others for criticism tells me I should be suspicious of anything else he's written that no one happened to take interest in.

And I jsut did a cursory look at what he writes about. It's mostly gaming technology and games in general. So yeah, he deserves the flack he's getting. He's basically shown he's not capable of playing the games, so why should I care or believe anything else he's written in relation to video games? He's a known liar, fraud, and crybaby. He needs to find a job somewhere else. Venture Beat needs to ax this guy because he's going to poison the well by association.

To be fair if somebody couldn't figure that shit out for over a minute I'd question their general intelligence and problem solving, not just video games skill. There's an amazing number of people who are though of as "smart" where in reality they're just experienced in something and are completely fish out of water when presented with having to operate with an unknown. We call that reflexes and a monkey can do that.

>>390156768
Maybe you should just head over to /vg/ and check /hgg/ instead of browsing 8ch like a faggot

>>390153450
corruption of champions isn't really obscure, but if you've got a good imagination and youre a deviant fuck, it might be your thing

>>390156220
he's right though you fucking mongoloid, its hentai board can be handy if you want to find shit like this, especially since all /vg/ has is /hgg/ - maid general and /hgg2d/ - cuckold general
you don't have to post there

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>>390156328
Because gaming journalists have been complete shit for the last decade. They're overpaid idiots who think their opinions matter when they can barely figure out something more challenging than Peggle, and yet their reviews compel the unwashed masses to buy or reject certain games.

And that wouldn't be a huge problem on its own (except for the brainless cargo cult following some of these people get), but the fact that they are easily bribed by developers and publishers. Corruption is so rampant in the video game review sphere that it is IMPOSSIBLE to trust a review. 9,9 out of 10 times, the review has been bought with free con tickets, swag bags, free review versions or just a wad of cash.

This wouldn't be acceptable in any other medium, food critics that take bribes would be fired from the papers they write for, same with car reviewers or even general tech reviewers. But since video games are "subjective", one guy being paid to say it's 10/10IGN apparently isn't considered a problem, and the excuse is that "that was how he felt about the game regardless of the bribery".

Some devs have even slept with reviewers to get positive exposure for free. And this attitude is what has soured so many hundreds of thousands to the self-righteous little shits who want to dictate what you should and shouldn't play. And especially now when they are using reviews to virtue signal and push their own political agendas, people have little to no patience for it any more. A lack of integrity is the biggest problem. A lack of quality control is the second-biggest problem.

>>390156821
After coming up with 2 lies that nobody bought.
>muh social experiment
>muh it's just a joke bro

>>390153306
Makes you think if this guy can follow instructions on a microwave meal

>>390156617
Why is he getting paid to go to Germany?

>>390154940
Honestly, it's really easy, but harder to find places that will actually pay you a decent amount. First, you need a simple website with a few writing samples. Just write up some simple 200-500 word news article about some new game. Write up a longer article 1000-2000 words reviewing a game. Write up a slideshow like "The Dark Souls of RPGs" with 5-10 entries.
Do a google search for Gaming websites that pay. Easy. I am pretty stupid but I make $500/month for writing maybe 6 hours a week, get free games all the time, free press passes, etc.

>>390153306
>You guys are a bunch of assholes.
I know. We're not trying to hide it.

>>390157120
>>390154940
Or you could get a real job and not be such a colossal faggot.

I think it's time for everyone to accept that reviews are simply just a dying breed. Who still reads those? If I wanted to know about a game I intend to buy I'd just watch the first few videos of a let's play which would give me much more insight on what the game is about.

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>"So what do you do for a living?"
>"I'm a professional video game reviewer."
>"Oh, I see... My sister's husband is on welfare, too."

>>390153306
Stop making this thread you fucking faggot

>>390157254
I do have a real job, I just write on the side for extra money
>not be such a colossal faggot
never

>>390156842
>And I jsut did a cursory look at what he writes about. It's mostly gaming technology and games in general. So yeah, he deserves the flack he's getting. He's basically shown he's not capable of playing the games, so why should I care or believe anything else he's written in relation to video games?

ok, lets dig into that a little bit with some examples. Here are some of his article titles just from the first page of the stuff hes written
>Avitas and Nvidia use AI drones and robots to improve inspections
>Taunt raises $1.75 million for esports fan competition platform
>Kids digital ad market expected to hit $1.2 billion by 2019
>Turtle Beach Stealth 700 headset can turn on your Xbox One
>Sweden’s game revenue hit $1.54 billion in 2016
>American McGee tests the waters for third Alice game
>GamesBeat Boss interview: China’s Leyou moves from chicken meat to triple-A game publishing
>Twitch’s new Extensions add customization options for streamers, like games and music
so tell me, which of those is invalidated by being shit at plaformers?

Anyone that has the link to this shitty review?

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>>390153450
monster girl gamu is very high on my list desu

>>390157353
All of them. Why should anyone buy any of the shit in a single one of those articles when he's proven he's willing to lie for clicks?

>>390157414
There is no review, there's just a 30 minute video of him being bad at cuphead.
The guy isn't even a game reviewer from what I can tell from this thread.

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>>390157254
>real jobs
>not for colossal faggots

>>390153306
The only problem with this guy is that he refuses to acknowledge that he's bad at games. It doesn't really matter how good you are at games so long as you're good enough to play it all and grasp the mechanics AND are aware of your skill level so you can judge it accordingly. In fact, it could be useful to have someone who can say "if you're an idiot like me you'll have a hard time with this game". The problems start when you have someone who vastly under- or over-estimates their ability, because then their judgement is screwed

>>390157286
True. I just follow the game on Twitter and see if i like it. Even /v/ gives more information about a game than some faggit. Last review i saw was some faggit in skinny jeans telling people that Fast RMX was too hard.

>>390157353
Evidently he should stick to writing about shit that nobody cares about. That'll keep him out of trouble.

>>390157349
Then disregard. Be as much of a colossal faggot as you want!

>>390156984
there are certainly major issues in the game reviewing sphere, but you make it sound like the individuals writing the articles are the ones going out and seeking bribes and shady shit. Doesnt it make a lot more sense that its the platforms they work for that engage in the majority of the shady shit? I mean, this dean guy doesnt see a single extra cent of all the money EA puts into ads on the site he works for, but the owners certainly do. What you are implying is similar to syaing "walmart is corrupt as fuck so im going to go scream at the local walmart manager for being so awful"

>But since video games are "subjective"
this is exceedingly minor, but literally everything that needs reviewing is subjective. If objective measures could successfully tell a person what they need to know about something it wouldnt need reviewing

>>390153450
Trials in Tainted Space for all it's furshit and Fenoxo's jewry can be quite fun, just get the latest version from cripplechan's /f/

>>390157292
>professional food critic
>professional film critic
>profession novel critic
Yet tryhards on /v/ see a problem with
>Professional video game critic
Really makes you think...

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>>390157450
>skeleton
>has breasts

>>390155581
DUDE LMAO a pigeon overcoming an obstacle driven by his most primitive and desired instict (food -> surviving) faster than a journalist can overcome a non intuitive obstacle in a fucking video game!!!!!!!!!!!

>>390153306
let me clarify that shit for (you), sperging faggot
>this journalist proclaimed to have played vidya over 20 years on twitter
>told the game is shit because tutorial too hard
>even though there was a clear indication on how to pass the obstacle
>proceeded to compare it to mario and then called it another "dark souls" of platformers (literally an indication that he's a fucking casul)
>the game itself is only shoot and platforming: like any other metroidvania
>gave up in the middle of the first stage
>still denying the fact that he sucks at video game and all that 20 years of gaming is bullshit
you're a fucking idiot and (you) should get a fucking brain
now go back spasing out your sorry ass in another thread, shitty underaged bastard, next time you want to talk about something, be smart and search for some context before starting your shitty queer drama.

>>390157475
wouldnt lieing have been putting up a review with no video? The video gives context and has allowed us to see that hes trash at the game and maybe all his talk of the difficulty is overblown. Thats the opposite of what you accuse

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>>390153450
>>390156714
this one

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>>390157940
JUMP ON CUBE
JUMP HIGH TO THE RIGHT
PRESS Y AT THE PEAK OF YOUR JUMP
YOU'RE WINNER

>>390154940
>Where should I start?
First start by complaining about trump 24/7 on twitter

>>390158072
I love MGQ with all my heart but how is it obscure?

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>>390158072
do not recommend trashy game

Lol he is a game journalist and you bitter losers are not so clearly he is doing something better than you NEETs

>>390153450
Lately I've been playing "Kaiki! Drill Otoko no Kyoufu". Pretty funny take on a survival horror H-game.
Also "The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno" for the fucking title alone.

I want to be a car reviewer, but i don't have a driving license.

>>390157858
Think for a second you dunce.

>This car is bad because it goes from 0mph to 100mph slower than competing brands, at a higher price.
>This game is bad because it's too hard/isn't diverse enough/the story isn't compelling to me.

See the difference? If video game reviewers want to be trusted, they should stick to being objective. Rate games only on their performance, the quality of the sound, the colors and all the other things which are not subjective. Things that matter. Then keep their own thoughts on whether or not the game is "good" as a byline, rather than being easily bought hypemen who say shit like, "This game is bad because it has too many white males" and similar shit which we've grown far too accustomed to seeing in mainstream reviewing.

>>390158289
i see you browse here too, fake shill-anon!

>>390158301
>journalist
That word again.

>>390158419
>I don't like carrots so I can claim they aren't a vegetable

Lol

>>390156984
>>390157858
Aren't there laws against that kind of stuff? Aren't you supposed to disclose anything given to you by a company when you're reviewing those products?

>>390155441
What video bro? Reverse search gives nothing.

>>390157895
that's because we still need an entire generation chance or two before video games are generally viewed as something more than a toy for kids and before you can safely say you like or show them without either looking like a god damn adonis or becoming cringe meme material

>>390157895
>critic
show me in >>390157292 where he said critic

>>390153306
>are just in it for the money
>money
>in videogame 'journalism'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>390153306
>a few seconds longer
bait disregarded

>>390158529
No, there are no laws that govern reviews. There ARE guidelines in regards to objective journalism, but (hilariously) video game reviews is not considered real journalism, hence they are not subject to scrutiny or punishment for lying or taking bribes. Basically they can do and say whatever the fuck they want because there are no rules they have to follow.

In fact, the only thing you could ever bring up against a video game reviewer is slander charges, but I can't remember that happening in recent times.

>>390158538
https://youtu.be/x7ZrKehQ_xc

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>>390158674

>>390158362
>they should stick to being objective
ok, lets roll with that for a bit
>Rate games only on their performance
woah hold up for a moment, now you are talking about making a value judgement and likely a subjective comparison to the performance of other games
>the quality of the sound
QUALITY!?!?. I thought this was supposed to be objective!? Here you go making value judgements again and completely ruining the review for people who dont share your opinions on sound design. Cmon man, i thought this was supposed to be ethical

>"This game is bad because it has too many white males"
you are correct, thats absurd. Instead they should have just listed the objective count of white males like an ethical person would

>>390154940
Just say you hate trump and bigots and you'll get like 50 job offers.

>>390158362
>This movie, Transformers, is good because it uses cutting-edge CG and good cinematic shots
Yeah no, faggot, critics need to be able to judge games, movies, music, books, and anything else on their merits.

The problem with this faggot is his unapologetic disdain for the entire medium. We don't expect reviewers to be gods of their medium - We expect them to be familiar with it, to have experienced others of the type and be able to put that information forward to other subjects in the medium. A literary reviewer who could not understand metaphor, a movie reviewer who gets shocked and wowed by G-movie plot twists, both of them would be lambasted by their fanbases in exactly the same way.

>>390153306
What's really unfair is that it's just one dumb Asian guy who has a history for being dumb (he couldn't beat Mass Effect because he didn't know how to level up).

>>390159017
>critics need to be able to judge games, movies, music, books, and anything else on their merits.
Shame you can slip them $100 and a Transformers 4 cap and they'll say the movies are the best fucking things to ever grace the silver screen.

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>>390153306
dis nigga actually cares about videogame journalism

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>>390158872
Thanks man!

>>390158529
you should do some looking sometime into HFPA, the organization that gives out "golden globes". Anyone who thinks games journalism is particularly corrupt has 0 concept of how reviews and awards function in the TV and movie world

>>390159237
>this corruption is okay because this other group is corrupt too!

>>390153306
fuck off nigger
either learn to play games or dont go into the industry at all.
this has been a fucking standard setup for any platformer that allows you to jump and dash in the air.

>>390157895
because video game critics are fucking retarded and opinionated.

>>390156768
Just type the site with /hgg at the end, like 4chan. It's not really worth it though, but if you really want to explore the world of h-games it's a good place.

>>390154940
Find a shitty female indie dev with a shitty """deep""" """""game""""" and deep dick them in exchange for good reviews.

>>390155197
Compression is truly a lost art. Just becuase we have large storage spaces doesn't mean we should just leave everything unoptomized. I have a couple of TBs of storage on my PC but even then I like to keep my files small and my folders neat.

>>390153450
Dunno if it's obscure, but Kamidori Alchemy Meister is alright

>>390157895
The problem is that video games are new and video game players and young and inexperience with the rest of the world. They do not pay attention to movie critics and just assume that movie (and other) critics are super smart professionals who know what they're talking about and unaffected by money and it is only video game critics that are bad.

>>390159116
Most legitimate film reviewers have some actual standards. They would be eaten alive if they ever gave a Transformers movie a serious pass.

>>390158362
Maybe two generations ago reviewing games objectively based on certain aesthetic qualities was okay and great, but now that most major releases are at least competent in the visual/audio department, it's getting harder to actually justify bitching about graphics unless it's a serious fuck up like AssCreed Unity or Andromeda. The problem with reviewing games subjectively comes from people's different experiences and obviously, skill levels, to where we have cases like with IGN and Polygon unable to play D44M on anything resembling a competent level being allowed to give a verdict for a wide variety of gamers. I really think a review site needs to go back to the old EGM rating system where more than one person has to review a game so at the very least you get a hopeful diversity of opinions on how the game plays and that one person isn't the end all/be all for a definitive score.

>>390155736
He thought team meat was the dev behind cuphead. The guy is a total fucking retard

>>390156013
Has birdbrain seen this?

>>390158872
Wow. The System Shock 2 sequence was pretty fucking good. I haven't played much gmod, but I feel like I have to try it now.

>>390156212
>Be Garbage Man
>Put trash in garbage truck
>Miss truck, some of it gets on lawn
>Leave
>Get chided for it
>Y'all need to stop fetishizing skill

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>>390157450
>Skelly Bonezone is in a fucking videogame now

Did I miss something or-

>>390153306
it shows how low the bar is when they are hiring
you wouldnt hire a wine critic that didnt know anything about wine and disliked alcohol

>hurr durr, this person sure can shit out words, lets hire him/her/it

>>390156112
Hea a shill for xbox, his introduction to the gaming world was writing a book about how the xbox would destroy the ps2 and gamecube

>>390157254
>getting paid with extra spending cash for easy writing job for 6 hours = being a faggot
NEETS really need to kill themselves

>Professional Food Critic who has difficulty telling the difference in quality between a Tiramisu and a Hostess Cupcake and only knows how to cook Hot Pockets
>Professional Film Critic who avidly awaits the next Fast and the Furious movie because other films are "Boring" and "Don't make any sense"
>Professional Motorcycle Critic who does not have an actual Motorcycle License and only rode his bike a few times when he was younger
And all of these examples are jokes that we make fun of as wild hyperbole. However when it comes to the world of video games:
>Professional Video Game Critic who is incapable of completing the simplest possible tasks in a basic Run and Gun side-scroller
Suddenly not only is the negative feedback absolutely unwarranted, but in fact is indicative how how wildly elitist the gaming community at large happens to be.

>>390157940
Fuck off birdbrain

>>390164815
>Professional Book Critic who is literate but has difficulty understanding words beyond a HS freshman level

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>>390157895
>fork misses mouth and hits eye, "this restaurant is shit 0/10"
>sits facing the wall, "good soundtrack but the visual direction was garbage 0/10"
>burns book, "heartwarming, but lacks substance 0/10"
>plays like shit, "far too difficult, I had troubles with the tutorial 0/10"
A gaming journo not being able to play games is analogous to a book critic being unable to read. Difference is illiterate book reviews only has a blog that his niece writes for him, while the game reviewer is working at Forbes.

>>390153450
I play TheKlub17, its a poor mans honey select but the base game graphics can be mod to be better. You can creat characters and then have them fuck or get raped by tentacles in one instance but sadly the tentacle is very limited.

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>>390164815
>Professional Food Critic who has difficulty telling the difference in quality between a Tiramisu and a Hostess Cupcake and only knows how to cook Hot Pockets

That food analogy actually works perfectly for this. Holy shit.

Honestly I respect that they didn't just give up and actually kept trying until they got it, that's better than a lot of people. Still pretty silly to be stuck like they were, and for someone who's supposed to be a video game reviewer it's pretty sad.

>>390157895
Why do you need someone to review a game when you could just buy it or even pirate it?

>>390156013
I immediately got reminded of this video, the first time I watched the fuck up, I love it

>>390153306
>non-intuitive tutorial
9/11 top bait

>>390155218
lemme try
Mr Bones off me

>>390165918
>Professional Food Critic who has difficulty telling the difference in quality between a Tiramisu and a Hostess Cupcake and only knows how to cook Hot Pockets

Why this makes so much sense?

>critic writes a gun review where he calls magazines clips and says the recoil from an AR-15 is painful.
>claims gunfire sounds like cannon balls going off in his face
Imagine this guys, lol
Oh wait, this actually fucking happened and everyone's mother called the faggot a pussy

>>390159605
And that's not an issue with the occupation, but with the people that work in it

>>390154940
Become a tranny and die your hair green

>>390157940
>non-intuitive
>game literally tells you what to do on screen

>>390167624
Fuck, dye*

>>390167370
>also, the critic claims to have gotten PTSD from the experience

>>390153450

Massacre Mind.

>>390158854
>No, there are no laws that govern reviews
Stopped reading there
People should stop talking about things they have no knowledge of

>>390153306
Sieze this meme. It's clearly a shilling trick.

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>>390157909

>>390153306
>>390154961
Dean Takahashi is basically the Homer Simpson of video game journalism

Gamergate did nothing wrong.

>>390153306
>You guys are a bunch of assholes
yes
> a single videogame journalist
not the first time a journalist made a fool out of themselves
>a few seconds longer
more like over a minute
> non-intuitive tutorial
the information is right on the screen
>start a brigade against all videogame journalists claiming they don't actually know how to play vidya and are just in it for the money?
that'sd because it's true
>Get a life losers
nah, fuck off m8

>>390167717
Given the suicide rates, it's probably appropriate