ITT: /v/ makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the

All chairs and beds are designed to be uncomfortable, the sole exception of this being the bed and chairs of the overseer and chief of security

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amiibos are the only currency

Everyone's a trap

>>390132570
>Vault dies after one generation

Good experiment.

fuck your gay vault and fuck your stupid thread

Everyone likes video games.

all dwellers are regular /pol/ posters

>>390132635
I never said there weren't any females

There is only one male and one female nigger and they have to sacrifice one nigger each year

Socially militarize the idea that adults are subservient, both memetically and sexually, to children.

>>390132635
everyone's a trap is NOT confirmed (because fuck rerolls), but this vault experiment will definitely only have one generation of life.

>>390132745
>>390132735
threads ruined, grats

The only form of entertainment in the vault is Fallout 4.

>>390132804
Np, also the only console allowed is a modded nintendo switch that can only play amiga games and fallout 4

>>390132745

fuck yes

>>390132865

fuck no

Mandatory FEV baths every Sunday.

>>390132745
>>390132635
Experiment fleshes out a bit from these posts. We can extrapolate that "children will be given mastery over you if they're born here" and "no children should be born" are the goals of the vault.

The Vault provides free contraception, clearly, but I think to really make things work we need the right to breed decided upon by a randomly selected Jury of peers, and that involuntary abortions are performed upon those who still manage to knock each other up. Clearly this way on the far off chance that a child is born it will be some kind of miracle of eugenics.

>>390132635
Virginia is for virgins, no sex allowed, instead people are cloned with the cloning machines for a never ending generation

>>390132865
but made by the Ultima 9 team with their technology

>>390131154
2 males and 1000 females

The Vault simulates a decadent Roman metropolis at the height of the Empire. Togas and other forms of contemporary Roman garments supplement all clothes, public areas are decorated in fine marble and all sexual congress are performed in massive orgies.

It's a robobrain vault, everyone is installed into a robotic body and has their personality unaltered but for the entirety of their 200 year stay are indoctrinated to be both the perfect caregivers and teachers in the aim of making godlike leaders out of any child that passes their rigorous standards.

>>390133175
REVOLUTIONARY

everyone has the same name

>>390133175
by the way, aren't male to female ratio is getting lower as time passes??
Will our grandsons finally have their own harem just like my hokkaido cartoon?

>>390133175
I guess this works, they just aren't niggers

>>390133175
2 sterile males and 1000 females you mean?
or even better, two gay men with a deep set gynophobia are made co-overseers of the vault and given an army of robots to carry out their will ruling with an iron-fist over 1000 heterosexual women who have reported high libidos

>>390131154
Todd Howard is the Overseer

>>390133175
The guys will be lynched during the first two weeks

>>390133175
Wasn't there actual vaults like that for both sexes?

At random intervals, the Vault's lights go out for extended periods of time while all other systems remain functional, eventually shutting down completely. This is to develop Vault Dwellers with keen Night Vision senses.

This thread happened the other day
Everyone got super autistic and started ignoring the "besides those that contradict previously established lore" rule by using 'lore' methods to retcon everything before those posts for shit they didn't like

For every product the vault is stocked with diet pepsi equivalents.

To clarify this means Diet Vim, not Diet Nuka Cola.

All the vault's negative characteristics are imagined by the recipients individually, who are kept in a matrixesque state of suspended virtual reality. Unlike in The Matrix, these worlds do not converge. That explains how all the previously mentioned "programs" of the vault can be true at once.

>>390133175
all the 'females' are actually big dicked Futas and the two 'males' are actually cuntboys

>>390133314
>niggers
nah, one woman would get pregnant and the black guy would contaminate the whole vault when he opens the vault door to run away

The Vault's population entirely of animals overseen by a ZAX.

>>390133589
this

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The vault is an empty cave full of materials past the door and the dwellers have to build it once trapped inside.

The vault is equipped with every kind of longevity treatment currently devised as well as some promising experimental treatments but has strict orders to not uplift anyone to a cyborg (organic treatments are still fine) unless their brain has already achieved some kind of mental instability (usually dementia, but anything goes)

>>390133698
How is Vault Workshop anyway? Is it at least more fulfilling than Fallout Shelter?

>>390133175
The males are both black.

>>390133739
Basically a Mister House breeding program

>>390133757
it's the biggest settlement map in the game
it has a pissy little questline
it's kinda mediocre

for posterity: Everyone in the vault is given access to an arsenal of guns.

Mandatory blowjobs on fridays

>>390133848
That's basically Vault 34.

>>390133589
This please

The vault has limitless supplies of junk food and nothing else.

Once the vault doors open they're only a foot and a half wide.

>>390133589
pls pls pls

>>390133369
underrated post

the nuclear war was just a prank, bro

>>390133825
>He gets another 5
The inhumanity

gynoids outnumber the women in the vault 3:1 and have the closest facsimile of genitals possible with 2077 technology, as well as social programming to create a hierarchy that treats men like gods and non-robotic women as trash

>>390133589
yas

Vault 69 is canon

>>390133757
Has a settlement cap of +10 so you can have a larger population without glitching and also has 2 unique named settlers.
Other than that, the path finding is broken, the lighting is broken (vault is always dark and lights don't function properly inside the zone) and its lacking too many decorations to make it really feel alive. You can't build toilet stalls, operating room curtains, proper kitchens for the dining room or anything like that). The experiments are also very basic and amount to 'kill a settler with no/little benefit, or make settlers happiness increase by +20 with no negatives.
Overall it's disappointing if you didnt get it as part of the season pass while on sale.

Team Fortress 2 themed board games are in the vault and used to settle arguments

>>390133825
the women are all encouraged to preserve their racial purity and form lynch mobs against any who breach it

Everyone is a New Vegas styled Lobotomite, and the brains are placed into life support systems and forced to watch whatever hijinks their bodies get up to over the security camera

>>390133589
do it

All the women are forced to have hysterectomies and their wombs are implanted into the males, turning them into fully fertile hermaphrodites.

no one is permitted to visit or stay in the bunks of the opposite gender and this is enforced by a state of the art security AI with an army of rape robots that roam the halls after curfew

>>390133589
i summon this post to become canon

Every week, each dweller must fill their quota of pooping into a huge silo. Every week, the overseer must swim in it.

There's a nuke inside the vault and they only have 1 year to deactivate before it goes off, no one in the vault has any bomb dispoal experience

Inhabitants are informed after one day of being inside that the bombs didn't actually drop and it was a false alarm. However the doors are sealed and cannot be opened and they are told that there's been a malfunction and that people are coming to get them out. Then cut all contact.

Vault opens after 50 years.

all of the vault-dwellers piss is recycled into the drinking water, everyone is informed of this with a cheery thank you announcement whenever they flush a toilet

>>390133589
dis be a good one

>>390134315
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>390133589
yes yes yes

>>390134434
>>390134373
>>390133660
>>390133908
>>390133980
rerolls fuck off

if this post gets a 5 rerolls are never valid

The PA system is playing Never Gonna Give You Up on an endless loop.

>>390133589
this be a good one

>They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

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>>390134315
I like your idea anon.

Every 6 months a dweller disappears for a month and they become a completely different person in every way beside appearance, different name, different personality, even a different assigned room

>>390133589
You are why Fallout is better of with Bethesda.

>>390134557
What happens to the old persona?

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this man is the immortal perfect king of the vault

>>390134315
no bottled, canned or preserved drinks are provided to the vault dwellers

the only flavouring for beverages is lemon cordial, which there is a near endless supply of.

>>390134557
rerolling, also this includes children and relatives

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All Vault suits are extremely tight in the crotch area.

>>390134725
You fiend!

There is a massive amount of materials promoting raising a family and everything leisure related has some kind of angle to making a woman's biological clock start ticking

>>390133589
good thing futa's aren't lore friendly as the setting is grounded in reality

>>390134785
I want to be in this vault

Every time someone has sex or masturbates it is played on some intercoms and blasted into every room.

It's just a normal vault

>>390133175
1 male is chad

the other is a beta virgin

>2+2=5

Commie vault.

>>390134595
(you)
now fuck off memelord

>>390134858
Let me change this to their sex is recorded and sent to another vault to view.

The vault has no instructions, but there's a bunch of fake windows with realistic fake plants just outside them, trying to trick the people into leavingg early,

There is a second vault that mirrors this one in a number of obvious ways, primarily the reversed gender ratio. At any time any person in either vault can peep on the other vault using a massive system of security cameras.

>>390135042
>>390135029
>>390134858
cuck-vault hivemind

There are hundreds of cats roaming around

>>390134475
>People glossing over this one
O im laffin

Every woman sent into the vault has some kind of background of racism. The distribution of races among the women mirrors the ratio throughout society (including at least one asian-american pulled from an internment camp).

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The overseer picks one person at random and subtlety introduces their fetishes in to the society of the vault every three months

>>390135092
More like voyeur mind but the bottom two are both mine. Anthony Burch and Buckley are the two overseers but they are not allowed to interact with anyone but each other. Let's make it a real cuck vault.

Every two hour sprinklers come from the floor and don't stop for 10 minutes

>>390131154
AND THEY ALL FUCKED

exactrly two weeks after it closes, there is a virus that kills all the vault except for a single man, his wife and his wifes son

So, if I get this straight we have a vault filled with 1002 people, most of them kids, only 2 boys (well, 1 since the other will be sacrificed the following year), most things are designed to make them want to fuck but they can't have babies, and also they all drink their own piss.

I can't believe this is one of the most normal vaults we've had so far.

>also if 5: a mad Todd roams the halls of the vault, violently attacking anyone who does not buy a new copy of Skyrim or Fallout every month. There are no means to buy videogames in the vault

The Vault's door scrambles its authorization code before the designated all-clear time, and is designed flood itself within the last forty-eight hours of operation. The Dwellers are informed of this shortly before the event and must find a way to open the door before they drown.

Nudism is prohibited

>>390133175
And both men are gay.

>>390135223
>>390135224
The entire vault is collectively given 250 attempts to collaboratively count to five with no outside communication allowed between them during this test every day, and sequential posts from the same source being invalid.

If they fail one of them is killed at random.

>>390135293
thats because everyone is ignoring the posts they don't like

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Vault suits come in 2 different shades of blue.
The residents are free to choose and change them at will but are constantly encouraged to antagonize those who wear a different color.
Everyone is also notified that all food and water reserves will automatically be disposed if all residents are not wearing the correct suit or wearing the wrong one by the unspecified deadline.
Both sets of vault suits are wrong and there is no deadline.

>>390135293
The vault is also (somehow?) setup to make sure the males are both lynched in the first two weeks, but also that all of the women will then have a deep desire to raise a family instilled into them from thereafter.

The vault has a menagerie of animals of various kinds (including horses) along with everything needed to care for them indefinitely.

The entire vault is actually a high tech computer simulation and never actually existed

Give me a quick rundown on this vault.

The vault has an elaborate farming setup, with various mandatory menial chores to be carried out by human workers.

>>390131154
Everyone in the vault was forcibly genderbent to their opposite gender by nanomachines

>>390135581
Yeah, I didn't notice that both guys are actually bound to die soon enough. Guess that takes care of the whole no kids thing.

>The vault has a menagerie of animals of various kinds (including horses)
Ok I definitely missed that one. Now shit's getting interesting!

CWC is the overseer.

>>390135705
This is Fallout, not Metal Gear Solid

>>390131154
Any food that is consumed must be bananas

>>390135634

>>390135293
>>390135415
tldr giant horse orgy

nwa's 'fuck the police' plays at unbearable volumes irregular intervals

>>390135724
>>390135785
The menagerie is a separate blurb, intended to be used in the event of a successful roll, sorry for not putting a disclaimer of some sort in

If 5, menagerie or farm

>>390135785
Wait fuck me, second post is supposed to be >>390135581

>>390131154
everyone is a loli

>>390135724
also if you count the shitposts as canon, every female is actually a futa with all the males actually being cuntboys and YuGi is an immortal king of the vault

>>390135760
genderbending never happened in mgs

>>390135737
CWC has a day when everyone must obey him.

>>390135848
Nanomachines never happened in Fallout either

The vault contains bodysuits that turn the wearer into a puppet controlled by remote

The drinking water is replaced with Mt. Dew.

>>390135785
>>390135836
>>390135837
oh wait you succeeded a reroll on accident, horse orgy vault confirmed

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>>390135836
Don't blame youself, I'm just an autismo today it seems

Rerolling for your idea

>>390135965
>>390135957
STOP, THERE'S ENOUGH HORSE-ABUSE ALREADY

>>390135293
>>390135315
>>390134725

Also some weird sexual tension going on

All the exercise equipment features some form anal penetration.
Vault suits have built in plugs

during the time the vault is closed FEV is released which turns the inhabitants into full fledged Real life anthropomorphic Furries

velcro fetishism is rampant

The only source of food is horse meat

Niggers are used as insect like drone workers

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>>390135785
>>390135965
>got two 5s on an idea that wasn't even mine

If 5 I get put in the vault to be made fun of for my retardation

All women are bald but have lots of body hair

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The main elevator panel has a keyhole.
The key can be found buried somewhere in the storage.
Using the key grants access to an upside down copy of the vault. The upside down vault is left in a state that makes it look like it was used at some point and later abandoned in a hurry.
It serves no purpose other than causing confusion and paranoia among the dwellers.

Half of the vault is human, the other half is dancer. Race wars are held every Tuesday.

Everyone must wear a fursuit once a week and thank the animal gods for their food

The vault has a skylight.

No pets of any kind are allowed, if someone gets found hiding one they both will be sacrificed

>>390136212
>>390136052
furfags fuck off

>any form of sexual act or fetish that isnt male/female lights off for the purpose of procreation is forbidden under the penalty of death

There are no toilets

Everyone is capable of hoovering 10cm off the ground

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invasive plastic surgery is freely offered to give the vault dwellers faces similar to pic related (either)

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>>390136196

>>390136339
There are designates human toilets.

All must defecate in one giant common hole, when it reaches a certain height all must jump in embracing each other.
They cannot wash once this event is over.

Somehow the Vault is filled with mosquitoes and no matter how many are killed, more keep coming

>>390133175
Both of the males are gay, fuck eachother and die of AIDS

Half the population is blind

>>390136612
and the other half is deaf
both halves being so from birth

>>390136339
contradicts a previous post

>>390136412
does not

If 5: Utility closets have near-randomly triggered trap-doors that dump the unfortunates who trigger them into the septic tank of the vault. There is a vault mandate to strive for cleanliness at all times.

Remember your psychological horror people! It's not all about sick depraved fetishes!

All must defecate in each other's mouths.

Women with big breasts are considered witches and discriminated

A tasteless nutrition paste is the only food available in the Vault.
Whenever residents are asleep, a recording of soft voice whispering "They are hiding the real food from you." is payed in their room at random intervals.

>>390136575
Welp, they were gonna die anyway, guess at least they'll go out with a bang

Masturbation is considered extremely taboo in the vault, and anyone caught doing it will be shunned by the rest of the vault for the rest of their life
The electricity of each bedroom is powered by masturbation

There's a pseudo orgy once a month where instead of sex, everyone lies on the floor hugging and cuddling each other

FEV is flooded into the vault turning everyone into either chimeras or super mutants

All the video game controllers are third party

The air in the vault is terribly humid an every place is moldy. Also fresh air is only pumped once every week at a random date. Sometimes a week may get skipped

Loud music is player during night time at random intervals, with increasing volume.

>>390136878
fuck, centaur, not chimera
I always get the names confused between those two mythological creatures

Fiction promoting ritual sacrifice to encourage childbirth, fertility, a good harvest and general well-being is scattered through the vault scientific archives presented as fact, and subtly inserted in a positive light in leisure media.

everyone gets AIDS and dies, teh end

Being seen defecating is considered one of the most disgusting acts and therefore people must hold it in until they are completely alone and also make sure they don't leave any smell.
Some die from holding it too long.

they're all french

Tbh I think this thread has probably hit its logical end-point. The vault already has a pretty clear purpose of encouraging bestiality.

If 5 everything is recorded in detail on platinum chip level storage devices to make it last forever.

Big and bright screens display two redshot eyes staring without blinking even once 24/7

The gruel is not made of horse jizz

>>390137053
Whats the point of a get thread if people dont acknowledge gets that dont have to do with traps or animal fucking

>>390131154
Everyone is 500 lbs

There is a tiny super effective nuclear bomb somewhere hidden in the vault. Every morning the bomb has a tiny chance of exploding. All dwellers are aware of the bomb

Gas that makes people unable to sleep is pumped in constantly, leaving people widely awake for days and weeks until they die

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>>390137053
>>390137159
reroll more fag

the standard vault suits are poorly made to the point of breaking after two weeks of use and the only other clothing choice is a massive amount of indestructible French maid outfits

every other day, three balloons appear

>>390137114
"The vault synthetic meal replacement is not made of horse [pause] milk" is played in a cheery robotic voice every now and then when the gruel dispenser is used along with a few other disclaimer statements that get the noggin joggin.

this vault turns out to be the most successful vault of all time

Every day, an invasion of 5 Mr Handies armed with vibrators attacks the vault.

This isn't really fun is no one gets anything, it's kinda dying by now

>>390137329
the taste of the vault gruel changes over time to be more enjoyable to the dwellers when the livestock are doing well.

this is unrelated to the previous post chain, claiming otherwise is grounds for immediate incarceration

>>390137329
'you're eating horse jizz' is hand carved into each lunch tray

The vault is populated by 500 deaf-mutes who from birth, have been trained only to communicate through interpretive dance. As well, there are also 10 theater critics, and they also only have the keys to the armory.

>>390137443
its because no one is interacting with other posts
This thread is the equivalent of a bus full of clowns all yelling their jokes at once trying to be the funniest one on there

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>>390137505
DING DING DING

only milk and bananas

>>390137527
Someone should try to draw the vault in paint and update the picture as new stuff is added

>>390137443
I'm of the mind of picking two random numbers, personally would've gone with 5 and 0

keeps the thread running smooth

if 5: much of the piping in the vault is vaguely phallic while replacement parts for just about everything is explicitly phallic, going to extreme lengths in some cases (ohohoho)

>>390133175
>>390133589
My name is Peter Newhouse, and I am simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest man in the world.

See, there’s one of me, and almost a thousand of them. Beautiful, graceful, bountiful women! Blondes, brunettes, redheads. Some had these brilliant blue and green eyes, others had these thick glasses—some switched out their lenses from time to time.

They came from every class and field: there were doctors, engineers, scientists, and day laborers—and all of them were women.

The first few days in Vault 69, we played it cool like we still lived in polite society. Why hello, there? Nice day in the Vault. Would you maybe like to visit the terrarium with me? I hear Dr. Lucianne’s got a new animal roving ‘round the sand down there! How’d you like to maybe get an egg cream at the parlor? You know, you have the most beautiful eyes, I’d really like to…

Nowadays, things are a lot more informal.

“Take a number! The overseer requires that you take a number to ease the process of selection!”

I massaged my head behind my desk. Being Overseer meant I had to organize a thousand people and keep them alive… while also satisfying nearly a thousand women. Hungry, ravenous, desperate women!

Rhonda managed the flow of girls into the chamber.

“Hi, Overseer!”

“Hey there, Stephanie. You can just call me Peter, you know.”

Usually I’d play some mood music and set the lights down to warm orange—but today I left it harsh and clinical.

“Okay, Peter. So, how do we…?”

“Take off your pants.”

>>390137675
That night the doors blew in, bubbling out and stopping just before breaking.

My ears were still ringing but I could hear the voices outside.

“Not enough explosive. How the hell did we get that wrong…?”

More footsteps, then the sound of a stung discharging rounds.

“Overseer? Overseer!” It was faithful Rhonda, knocking at the scorched door.

“It looks like I’m stuck in here. Mind prying this door apart?”

“Sir! Of course!”

It took the better part of the morning, but Rhonda and a team of custodians pulled the door down and gave me some fresh air. Rhonda stepped through the portal and grabbed me with her big arms.

“We saved you, sir.” Her eyes glinted. “I feel like that’s worthy of some kind of reward.”

I was so tired. But I couldn’t risk turning her down. If I did she might go join the Resistance, and that would mean I’d be dead before I could see the next day.

I gulped, took her by the hand, and led her back to the bedroom.

>>390137675
>>390137728
holy shit

>>390137728
The Resistance was a group that was fomenting revolution. It was hard to say whether the reasons were political… or personal.

THOUSANDS OF US. ONE OF HIM.

Slogans had gone up on the walls, slashing the gray with red paint.

HE SHOULD BE OUR SLAVE.

I did my daily rounds, with Rhonda and the Honor Guard in tow. It meant a great deal for the citizens of Vault 69 to get a glimpse of their leader during the average workday.

HE DOES NOT REPRESENT US.

He does not represent us. That was… true. But I never asked to be elected Overseer. It simply… happened. How could that possibly be my fault? How could that possibly be…?

I didn’t see the gun until it was too late. It was matte black, barely shining in the dark hall, with a barrel as deep as a well.

I barely had the time to say, “Angela, why?”

Before the gun discharged and a guard—Janie—leapt out to catch the bullet with her skull. Rhonda blasted her with a stun gun and she went down, shaking.

“I’ll take her to the brig, Overseer.” She smiled. “That’s another attempt on your life, stopped in its tracks. I look forward to the reward.”

Every year the vault citizens send their oldest individual to die in the wastes to appease the Radioactive Gods

>>390137773
In the afternoon I took a small guard and made my way to Room 367. It was one of the bigger ones, a family suite. I took off my cap and knocked.

A pale face answered. “Sir? Overseer?”

“Peter. My name is Peter, remember?”

She brushed her skirt smooth. “Peter. How can I help you?”

“Can I please come in?”

The door swung open and she waved me inside.

“You should sit down.”

She did.

“Paula. Your sister’s name was Janie, and she was a hell of a guard.”

“—was?”

“She was honorable, brave, and illimitably strong. You have no idea how much I admired her.”

“My sister…?”

“She gave up her own life to save mine, and I can never be more grateful. Never.”

Paula broke into sobs, and I sat down to put a hand on her shoulder.

“If there’s anything you need, anything at all, just let me know.”

The sobs stopped, and she looked up with wet eyes. “Well, there is one thing.”

“Anything at all.”

She pulled out a ticket stub with a number on it. “This tab says my next session with you won’t be for another two months. Is there anything you can do to possibly… speed that along?”

Jesus Christ, really?

She held the tab tight in her hand, and threatened to break down again. I didn’t know what she was feeling. Maybe if I was in a vault of 999 guys and just one woman, I would feel the same way. In fact, I was sure I would. Who was I to judge?

“Yes. Yes, of course.”

Ear rape Seinfeld Theme is played 24/7

>>390137824
I only ever visited the Science Office every third Saturday of the month. But today Ellen promised me something big.

“We’ve got a male embryo ready to go. We just need your word to implant it somewhere.”

The women of Vault 69 were incapable of producing anything but more girls, no matter how much they tried. Using the Science Office was a last ditch effort to work around the problem, and it looked like there was progress!

“Is it safe?” I asked.

“We won’t know until we try.”

One of the junior scientists, I think her name was Paige, muttered darkly to a coworker. I could just barely hear it above the thrum of the lab instruments: “Why do we have to deal with this shit when we’ve already cracked parthenogenesis? We don’t need…”

The coworker elbowed her in the ribs. “Shut up.”

I scratched my head and turned back to Ellen. “Find a way to make sure it’s safe, and then we’ll ask the first volunteer to bear the first son.”

“Understood, sir.”

When greeting others, instead of shaking hands people grab and slightly shake each others' crotch.
This is done in a completely unsexual way with no arousal whatsoever.

>>390137876
That night there was another explosion, but Rhonda and her team were ready in riot gear. They clubbed the offenders to a paralyzed pulp and dragged them down to prison.

The movement was growing larger, and I couldn’t understand why. What was I doing wrong?

WE ARE THE STRONG. HE IS BUT ONE.

I swung by Agriculture and gave the farmers a salute.

HE DOES NOT BELONG WITH WE.

Down at Engineering, I handed out boxes of freshly baked doughnuts.

SHE DOES NOT NEED HE.

>>390132710
It would be the vault 101 aftermath

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>>390137969
Back in the Overseer’s office, I sat down with a sigh.

“Rhonda, why do you think they’re doing it?”

She didn’t turn to look at me. “Doing what, Overseer?”

“Why is the Resistance here? Why do they hate me?”

She drew a little closer. “We don’t hate you.”

A chill went up my spine and I reached under my desk for a gun, a knife, anything.

“We don’t hate you at all. You’re a good man. But you’re the object of desire. You understand?”

She spoke in a voice that was cooing, almost loving. There was no hate there.

“Objects of desire rip communities apart. You’re a good man, but you’re no good for this Vault.”

“But… But I didn’t…”

“This isn’t about what you did. It’s about what you are.” She blew the hair out of her face. “It was fun being your fuckbuddy for a while. But the Science Office has made sure that we will never, ever need a man again.”

“The Vault’s going to die without a male. You have to know that.”

“Have you ever heard of parthenogenesis, Peter? Komodo dragons do it. A lot of animals do. They can give birth without ever needing a single sperm cell. Immaculate conception: Ellen’s made it a science.”

I leaned back in my chair as she came close.

“I was supposed to kill you in your sleep. Peacefully. Sorry about all those other attempts: but blood can run a little hot sometimes. In the end we all agreed: you deserved to go peacefully." She leaned down to look me in the eye. "But I couldn’t let you go thinking that you were hated. We love you. You’re just no good for us.”

Her shadow blocked out what little light there was.

“You’re just no good for us.”

>>390137675
Would have been much more interesting if he wasn't overseer.

All the females' breasts grow one cup size per month without end.

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Everyone has to dress like JoJo characters

lesbianism is strictly prohibited

>>390131154
every sentence must end with XD

One of the two guys has to a cuck while the other one is the bull

There is a mandatory secret Santa during June

>Vault is filled with mushrooms due to the damp condition it is in
>Get to the point it starts growing on people and it is completely normal to see people with mushrooms on them
>Mushrooms are also a staple food source of the Vault
>Respiratory anti-fungal medication consumption is commonly consumed
>The dead become living colonies where they can grow mushrooms off of for food

periodically vault dwellers are kidnapped by mr handy's and their brains placed in robo-brain esque life support jars with no ability to interact with the outside world, forced to view the security camera footage from the rest of the vault and a few cameras of the vault exterior (assuming they survive the bombing) until a child enters the vault, at which point their jars will be attached to robobrain bodies with an empty order to "carry out their purpose"

>>390138839
The twist is that several malignant fungi, including Cordyceps are in the Vault and have begun to mutate. The Vault soon becomes Vault 22 meets The Last of Us

I need to go to sleep

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>>390138457
Everyone has to POSE like jojo characters

>>390138886
the purpose is to use fev to halt the childs ageing and then train that child to become the best at all types of sex in the entire world

All the women are lolis. Men are executed if they have sex with anyone above the age of fourteen. Roasties BTFO

>>390138076
Nice. I wish more people wrote this kind of cool stories about our vault threads

everyone in the vault is related to each other and incest is actively encouraged