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You wake up in the morning to see pic related on the news. what do you do?
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>>390125957
Go to your house and kick your dick off.
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Try to get the fuck out of Tokyo as soon as possible.
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>>390125957
M U R D E R
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>>390125957
Upload myself to the internet so that 9000 years later I can **** 2B.
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>>390125957
clip into the ground
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>>390126229
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I warn the army that the dragon is friendly.
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>>390126229
I don't think that's gonna work in this universe.
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go back to bed and cry. because what the fuck are you supposed to do seeing that thing be real
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>>390126512
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>>390125957
Listen to this.
https://youtu.be/jpiTu2-h3PQ
Pretty fucking chilling, even if you don't know Japanese.
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>>390126632
God, her reaction to caim always got to me as a kid. just what the fuck did he DO to her to give her PTSD
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>>390126727
Who knows.
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>>390126727
He apparently dragged her through every populated village on the planet and told them all that she was the one responsible for all the watcher-shit so they could beat/scream at her and whatever else.
It's never exactly made clear how he did this as a mute. The leading fan-theory is that he made a sign.
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>>390125957
Pledge allegiance to the gods of another dimension and become Legion.
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>>390125957
call it fake and go back to my hugbox
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>>390126908
I knew the village part. but what DID he DO to give her ptsd? fucking threaten to kill her? beat her like her mother?
>>390126940
race traiter
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>>390126632
the only good thing about that game, I wish he would come back
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Sigh and put my dust mask on before heading to the office. Also wonder what the fuck that catchy ass music is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4u8QYJmO0

40,000 TONS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>390126689
Goddamn if you crank it up and listen to it on good headphones it sounds like you're actually there on the street while it's happening. Audio drama is seriously an underrated artform.
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>>390125957
Use the power of dick unity that I share with my brothers of the giantess fetish and cum all over those giant titties.
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>>390125957
Get as close as i can and get a good look at her tits.
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if i really saw that, i'd panic, that would be some really scary shit
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Don't look so big from where I'm standing
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Blow my brains out because I know there's no way I'd ever be lucky enough to be a Gestalt. And even then, I'd probably relapse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgr5iW73UJg

I HEAR A SOUND
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Try to guess what's the next videogame that would suddenly turn real.
Hopefully one of the porn ones
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>>390127241
Queen Beast porn when
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make a shitty game about it.
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>>390127343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCy9CUBoVno
This makes you feel like everyone in Tokyo just went along their day as usual like nothing really happened.
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>>390127584
"well that was something, oh well. its gone. back to work"
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>>390127716
Very Japanese.
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>>390127584
It's Japan - they were literally forced to come to work during the nuclear missile scare that happened last week.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/08/30/many-japanese-workers-told-by-workplaces-during-missile-scare-please-come-to-work-as-usual/
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>>390127716
>A giant monster attack Shinjuku? Big whoop. Back in my day that was what we called a regular Tuesday morning. Those TPS reports aren't going to finish themselves, Kenji, get back to fucking work.

*boss starts whistling the queen's song to himself*
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DRUM SOLO
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Seriously, just how the fuck would the real, post 9/11 world world react to this happening?
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>>390125957
Mfw this plays in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6om-6N_yclo
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>>390128008
Probably exactly the same way. And then SJWs would try to sue the military because it hurt their feelings somehow. And then the islamic world would shit out another billion rapefugees to """""""help reconstruct"""""" the damage by said monster attack.
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>>390128008
Obviously they'd blame white people.
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Go find Nier and try to help him not be such a gigantic faggot and doom the human race to extinction.
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>>390125957
>it has tits

My goal in life would be to fuck it. I choose to live as few men dare to dream.
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>>390125957

Time for round 3
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>>390128008
I'd bitch because they killed best girl.
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I would summon giant babies to eat everything and everyone. Easiest decision of my life.
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>>390128145
>>390128145
SJW's and rapefugees didnt exist in 2003.
go away /pol/
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>>390128164
>Creating a world without 2B's ass
No thanks.
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>>390128008
fun movie
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>>390128401
We can still create sexbots, and even be around to enjoy them if Nier doesn't fuck everything up by being an impatient dumbass.
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>>390128008
Very similarly to how it played out in game, I imagine. I don't think they'd try to panic nuke it immediately or at least I'd hope they do 't because they'll just kill Caim and ruin everything but as soon as someone's able to confirm that, no, this isn't some weird internet hoax or Japan's latest cool thing, this is a real fucking dragon fighting a giant marble statue lady, it'd definitely be on the table.
Personally I would probably just kms within 48 hours. Everything that happens in that timeline sucks.
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>>390128008
Probably the same way it plays out in Grimoire Nier.

>6-12 was an inside job!

>you're going to nuke Shinjuku? NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS DIDN'T YOU EVER READ ANDROMEDA STRAIN YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE
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>>390127060
I think shes more afraid of him because she knows no one can stop him if he wants something.
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>>390128373
I was making a joke about the watchers and the legion being white, but I guess it was too obscure for you.
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>>390126228
You'll be waiting more than 9000 years anon
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>>390128546
ny bad, those two comments came at the same time and I jumped the gun
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>>390128008
>The giant lady was just a strong, independent womyn smashing the decadent, disgusting world that the patriarchy built so of course the white man blew her up.#YASSSSQUEENSLAY
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>>390127060
t. Hamelin Organization chairman

>>390128401
This is one T H I C C downside to helping Nier and Yonah. The only one, really.
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>>390125957
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably try to squirm my way into one of her orifices before I died.
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>>390128546
They're not really white, more like a sickly looking pink.
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>>390128771
Aren't watchers just golems with no orifices other than mouth?
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>>390128729
I fucking wish
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>>390125957
>png
>clicked it
>that person moved

what the FUCK
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>>390128816
That's just ambient lighting.
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>>390128825
watchers can be anything man. theres no rules for there design.
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>>390128105
>sirens blaring
>bells tolling
>people screaming
>jets streaming

sounds pretty cool desu
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Move to a remote island and hope that I die before WCS reaches me
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It would actually be cool to see how world would react when there's a real, tangible global threat instead of just a hunded made up ones.
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Use my arcane abilities now that this dimension has opened up to mana from whichever realm the Beast Queen and elder gods came from. Leave this physical body and construct one purely from magic somewhat like Emil, so I can circumvent the WCS/daemon contract the fallen watcher sends out. Then try to ascend to the god's realm and gain more mana Katamari Dynasty style. Shelthaza melochi arambashala
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>>390125957
Are there games with scenarios like this? Shit where you fight against colossal beings and/or run from them?
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>>390129491
there was this one survival game with Ultraman, Godzilla and other big guys duke it out but I forgot what it's called
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>>390129491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9b-UomLfk
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>>390129624
/pol/ I said go. I want a good thread here.
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>>390128246
He who dares, wins!
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>>390128825
No, just the queen beast and her offspring

speaking of which

>flower exists in many, many timelines
>anyone infected by it becomes an intoner
>primary power of which is tonal magic through song
>as seen with Zero, the flower eventually consumes its host, spawning an extremely powerful entity
>said entity proceeds to erase the universe around it until nothing living is left
>it then hops dimensions to another reality and repeats this process (which is why Accords are sent to many different timelines to try and halt the infection and seal off branches of time in which they are too late to prevent it)
>occasionally the entity produces more offspring in the form of those 'cherub' like creatures (this is what it was in the process of doing before it was stopped in DoD1)
>said offspring may eventually become full blown queens like the original
This seems pretty right to me so far. It kind of explains why this thing is such a goddamn threat. Drakengard 4 when Taro
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>>390128838
What was his fucking problem?
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>>390129773
fuck you, next game will be Nier: Animal Kingdom and you're going to like it
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>>390129797
PART AND PARCEL
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>>390129549
>>390129592
Oh shit that's pretty fucking cool actually, I've never really gotten into Godzilla shit, but this looks aight
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>>390129797
leave
>>390129809
sexual frustration
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>>390129943
Im a tad bit upset that there all pre existing creatures and not original. theres no way that game is coming to the west.
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>>390129592
lmao that looks whack
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>>390129797
Jeanne a best girl
Also, seriously, that is rough.
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>>390129797
you know what must be done.
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>>390130048
You could always just import it if you're okay with not understanding a thing
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>>390128008
Like in the game, only difference being that the nuke would have been launched sooner.
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Turn into fucking salt.
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>>390125957
fap to it
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>>390125957
Why the fuck would I be watching any news that wasn't related to anime or video games?
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>>390125957
Fly a plane into it
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>>390125957
>giant fucker destroying city with death approaching
>shit maybe I should get started on that backlog
>sit around deciding what game I should play
>play nothing
>giant fucker crushes my house
Fuck me.
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>>390131907
they would need permission from the Japs first though
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Really there's just two options you watch or you stay indoors and let your death surprise you.

If be scared but id watch.
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>>390125957
I don't watch tv for the last 7 years.
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>>390125957
>already dead
>missed the concert

woow big fucking deal
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Start fapping
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