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>self-proclaimed voice of PC gaming >is a literal bronze

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>self-proclaimed voice of PC gaming
>is a literal bronze in competitive Overwatch, despite having played it for 200 hours and having access to it from the first beta
>fell into the bottom 15% of the playerbase during the Quake Champions beta
>bigger tits than Kaceytron, despite being a man

Why do people like this pretentious gynosaur again?
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>>390115825
He's the posterboy for the kinds of neckbeards who post on /r/pcmasterrace.

Also he's got a real pair of hooters, doesn't he?
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>>390115825
use to like him

I've unsubscribed from his channel since he increasingly becomes a twat.
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>>390115825
are you actually saying that being good at OW is some pillar of achievement?
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If I squeeze his breasts, will he cry?
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>>390115825
Let's get this out of the way: people without law degrees in their early 20s and with IQs less than 150 wouldn't understand
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Of all the people to survive rare and almost certain fatal form of cancer why did it have to be him?
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>self proclaimed anything of anything

Well I guess kanye west IS the voice of a generation then, since he said it
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>>390115825
Time to dump.
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>>390117135
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>>390117030
What a guy.
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Ashens is the better brit
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>>390117037
I don't even give a shit if he's an alleged "bad guy," it makes me feel happy whenever I hear about others going in to remission.
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>>390115825
>200 hours
my ultra-casual friend has over 5k hours in DOTA2 and he claims to be shit at it.
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Friendly reminder that TB spent ten dollarydoos to post on Something Awful and was banned after his first post.
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I thought he was king gamergate lad? How come he's as left as they come now?
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I wish I had breasts as big and bouncy as total biscuits
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any person that puts brit or whatever into their stage name/brand is bad.
same with how people with beards often put that into their brand.
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>>390117362
This is the standard of play in bronze, just to put it into perspective. Only excuse for being there is that you're either a little kid or don't otherwise actually play videogames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfbRXGePhfU
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>>390117219
>That response
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>>390117442
Kek
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Anyone for some Quake 3? A friendly challenge of course, I'm rusty as fuck.
Who fancies a game?
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>always says he's terrible at puzzle games
>similarly says he's bad at RTS
>is evidently very bad at FPS
what exactly is he good at then
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>>390116875
He'll dribble milk into his fat rolls.
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>>390115825

>Neckbeard
>Man tits
>Gormless look

Do all Blizzard drones look like this? I swear I've seen this type a lot.
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>>390117591
that is not representative of every bronze player
for every player like that there is another one that is stuck in bronze because they have those players on their team and blizzard decided forcing a 50/50 winrate was a good thing

every team game that uses elo has this same environment at the bottom, and for the same reasons

I haven't played overwatch since closed beta, but I've played other team games that use elo, and I can tell you from personal experience that in each of those games, the worst players aren't at the bottom, they're at the few ranks above the bottom, and sometimes as high as the middle ranks

in LoL, the worst players in the game are mid silver to mid gold
in CSGO, the worst players in the game are GNM to DMG

there are outliers, of course, but a system or community isn't defined by it's exceptions
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Is there a modern photo of him?
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>>390115825
do you think those nipples are sensitive
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>>390118376
Tl:dr
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>>390118573
go back
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>>390115825
Never liked him, but I did like his content. Now that he no longer makes any content and spends all his time virtue signaling on Twitter, I don't like that anymore either.
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>>390115825
>bronze in competitive Overwatch
>bottom 15% of the playerbase during the Quake Champions beta
Not that I don't believe you but, proof?
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>>390117450
Maybe because that whole fiasco was never as black and white as you thought?
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>>390115825
>self-proclaimed voice of PC gaming

When did he proclaim this?
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>>390117219
>Sep 17, 2007
>Sep 24, 2007
Did he make an account just to post that?
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>>390120196
He didn't, people just like to make a fuss when a PC gamer doesn't blindly suck corporate cock like his console peers.
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>>390120363
yeah, and he was laughed out just after
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>>390115825
wtf happened?
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>>390115825
i dont remember which it game it was that i saw him playing. it was a bomberman knockoff. he kept dying and saying the game was shitty. it was kind of sad desu. never understood how he built up a fanbase.
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>>390115825
He makes money by shitposting his opinions

You are a poor shitposter who plays competitive trash to validate his existence with a fictional rank
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>>390115825
Do people like him? Ever since he survived the cancer he's been an irrational piece of shit.
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>>390120880
I don't like him but I appreciate that he calls out companies on their anti-consumer shit. He's like Jim Sterling if he actually served a purpose other than being a troll for clicks.
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>>390120778
30 years old
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>>390120778
Moved to America
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>>390116875
It would be extremely painful
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>>390120778
>cad t-shirt

when I thought he could not be more of a faggot
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you act like he pretends to be any good OP
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>>390115825
>is a literal bronze in competitive Overwatch
doesnt he have a fucking top of the line PC? i got 30 FPS and im mid gold
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>>390116420
>are you actually saying that being good at OW is some pillar of achievement?

pretty much this. ive seen cooler shit happen in mayhem mode, normal mode is a joke since you can just destroy everyone really fast
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>>390120778
fuck man is that tb?
...hes kinda hot desu
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>>390117219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMTkedIUX8U
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>>390115825
is the quake shit public?

source?
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>>390115825
>voice of PC gaming
>plays memewatch
>became a political correct sir after this shithole made his "famous"
>has cancer
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>>390121785
they should do a stream together
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>>390116420
No he's saying that even a game so simple as overwatch he can only place into the realm of the people who need to replace their keyboards because of drooling.
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>>390115825
this pretentious faggot was never good at video games.
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>>390122248
when has he ever said he was?
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>>390117135
>>390117210
I always knew he was high strung but ever since the election he really went off the deep end.

Accusing people of being Alt-Right that aren't and just all around arguing with people on the Internet because he can't stand the thought that he could ever be wrong on something despite having the moral high ground.

He needs to just stay the hell away from Twitter, Reddit, 4chan, the Internet, and Politics in general. Twitter seems to radicalize people even faster than /pol/ does.

You guys wanna live a much less stressful life and not end up like someone jumping at shadows like TotalBiscuit does? Don't get a Twitter account. Don't get a Facebook account. Don't go to protests. Don't fucking go near Politics until a week before Elections. Do all your research a week before Elections and make your decision on who to vote for then. Just fucking stay away Politics, especially Identity Politics.

Politics will twist your very being into shit and then waffle stomp into the shape it wants you to be.

Just stay the fuck away until it's necessary to participate.
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>>390121681
Hell..I stopped playing for over a year, immediately jumped into placements for Season 6 and still came out Gold. I don't know how he's so bad at it.
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>>390115825
>G2A IS SATAN INCARNATE I HEAR SOMEONE SOLD A STOLEN GAME ON THERE THEREFORE IT IS BUILT ON PIRACY AND THEFT!
>PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO CRUNCHYROLL WITH MY AFFILIATE LINK! CRYNCHYROLL IS TOTALLY A LEGITIMATE WEBSITE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED FOR PIRACY IN ANY WAY!
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>>390115825
>Why do people like this pretentious gynosaur again?
Nobody does but he just won't die.
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>>390122284
when did I say he said he was good at video games, ESLfag?
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>>390122521
so what does it matter than? why even bring it up when he himself admits to being bad all the time?
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>>390122467
>one facilitates the resale of keys purchased using stolen credit card information
>the other lets you watch anime without pirating or paying exorbitant import prices
Truly, both are the devil incarnate.
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>>390115825
>pisses off liberals by being pro-gamergate
>suddenly shits on trump supports and gets all pissy with jokes
I don't get him honestly.
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>>390122623
Do you seriously not understand that Crunchyroll built an audience on piracy and fansubs before they leveraged that audience and went legit? They're way worse than key resellers, no matter how much industry shills tell you otherwise.
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But are traps gay though?
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>>390121942
>ass cancer
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>>390122761
>everyone needs to pick one of two arbitrarily defined sides
neck yourself brainlet
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>>390122761
He never really took sides though. He was always in the middle in the gamergate shitfest
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>>390122623
Crunchyroll started out as a site that charged money to stream other groups' fansubs. And those groups didn't see a dime of it.
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>>390122849
Why would they be? Literally as feminine as possible
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>>390122953
Are you answering sincerely or do you not know what happened?
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>>390122849
Traps are gay, since taking it up the stinker is gay, but fucking traps isn't gay
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>>390122761
>calling everyone involved idiots is now being pro-gamergate
Ok.
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>>390115825
DEM MAN TITTIES
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>>390117037
survive? he did not beat the cancer. He BECAME the cancer. I don't think that's surviving.
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>>390122467
>CRYNCHYROLL IS TOTALLY A LEGITIMATE WEBSITE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED FOR PIRACY IN ANY WAY!

Did he really say that? I find it hard to believe there's someone who didn't know what CR used to be.
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>>390123049
>I find it hard to believe there's someone who didn't know what CR used to be.
I didn't until this thread, because I'm not interested in weebshit.
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>>390122893
I''m not saying that, but it's just poor decision making . Or you remain neutral and don't say anything, or you take a side for real. He just goes around pissing off everybody.

>>390122925
>>390123008
Well, the anti-gg side really doesn't like him, they are always shitting on him.
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>>390116420
No its because he's in the bottom tier of a game like Overwatch. You have to be mentally retarded to get into bronze in Overwatch.
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>>390117504
>total biscuits
More like total bitch tits
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>>390122982
I know what happened yet I'm answering seriously since its an important question
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>>390121785
He really droped the ball here.
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tfw have gyno
tfw surgery to fix it is like 4k
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>>390123128
A trust fund baby with a gold digger alcoholic wife really shouldn't be throwing stones.
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>>390123252
Yep. She's digging for all those hospital bills.
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>>390120778
>"show me your elementary school shooter stance"
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>>390122849
I don't know why Jesse just had that stunned pause, he said "no" to the question once before.
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>>390123410
Because he was surrounded by Jim Sterling and his sjw clique. Everything he would've said was going to burn him
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>>390123410

Because thanks to the trans community, "trap" has a different meaning in the west than the anime definition.
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>>390123218
Get well soon anon.

Have a cute dog picture.
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>>390122849
Are lats gay? /fit/ would argue yes
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>>390123145
>you have to be mentally retarded to play Overwatch

FTFT. The only thing more retarded would be to spend enough time playing NOT to be in the bottom 15% of players.
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>>390123410
>surrounded by obsessed sjw cunts who want to ruin his reputation and kill his fucking family
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>>390123701

But what the question is asking is "is fucking traps gay"
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>>390117135

How thin skinned do you have to be that reddit is too right wing for you?
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>>390123391
Brian Kibler is in hospital?
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>>390123760
A man dying of ass cancer.
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update on his health?

how is he doing?
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>>390123761
I'm retarded. Thought you were talking about TB. But yes, you're right
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>>390122849
I prefer Asmongold's answer
"Oh it's totally gay, but whatever man. You do you, literally if that's your thing."
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>>390120778
This image should be a huge wake up call to all you nerds who don't look after your health. That photo is only about 10 years ago, TB looked like a relatively normal nerdy guy, he's now 34 and looks like he's in his late 40s cause he lives off junk food and never exercises. He also has ass cancer. Remember to eat your veges and drink plenty of water kids.
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>>390123894
I prefer samefag's answer
"Oh it's totally gay, but whatever man. You do you, literally if that's your thing."
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>>390123895
>tfw you got healthy and are actually playing better as a result
Maybe TB should get fit and claw his way out of the bronze ghetto.
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>>390115825
For me it's the tits.
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>>390120363
This was back when SA wasn't shit so he got ridiculed and laughed out of the forums.
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>>390123831
just went for what he thinks is his final round of chemo
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>>390117104
but kanye west is actually talented and has created masterpieces.

TB has done NOTHING.
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>>390118321
Yea we all kinda look like that :/
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>>390124213
And Yeezus will be president in 2020 while Totalbiscuit will be dead by then.
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>>390124263
2024*

FTFY0
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>>390124301
>le 8 years meme
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>tfw constantly have autistic day dreams of one day "curing" cancer and winning a Nobel Prize
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>>390124263
i wish
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>"voice of pee see gaming"
>plays incredibly casual normalfag shootans
>BADLY

le 60 fps man doesn't represent me and his sperging out over a harmless trap joke also proved his butt cancer moved up to his brain.
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>>390124435
isnt tje ironic thing about it that asking "are traps gay" more to expose someones homophobia rather than be homophobic?
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>>390123895
I'm legitimately addicted to sugar. I'm not overweight (yet, 6'2 and 210 pounds is pushing it), but I can't seem to "put the sugar down" so to speak.
How should i ween myself off this garbage anons? My gf is addicted too but not nearly as borderline as me, and it's my fault she got addicted so I'm asking for her too
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>>390124740
How old are you that you get addicted to sugar?
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>longtime veteran of arena shooters
>gets famous for viciously tearing into modern military "shooter" garbage
>praises Overwatch, an abhorrent monstrosity of a video game that makes above mentioned spunkgargleweewee look like the classics
So this is the power of being a longtime Blizzcuck.
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>>390124905
I assume he's somewhere between 0 days and 150 years.

>hurr just don't get addicted it's a choice
You're addicted to something yourself, you just don't think about it.
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>>390124740

well some sugar is OK, find things you like to drink that have less sugar or no sugar, don't go for artificial sweetener garbage
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>>390124203
You mean before he will finally die?
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>>390123198
He dropped his entire package
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>>390124905
23 I have an obsessive/addiction-prone personality. I know I'm a fag, but pls send help. I'm 2 donuts away from developing a greasy film on my body
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>>390124905
it's super easy to get addicted to sugar
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>not eating a raw-vegan diet in 2017

i sure hope you guys don't do this
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>>390125120
I don't actually eat donuts that's a joke. In all honesty I think it's the soda, but i started drinking it 3 years ago and it's taken a toll on my body. My "pecs" are noticeably more flabby nowadays..
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>>390124972
The strawman in this one. I wasn't blaming him for his addiction. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't playing vidya 10+ hours a day.
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>>390123895
I woke up one morning with my sense of balance completely fucked, and I would've fell on the floor had I not grabbed my chair in time. The vertigo's gone now, but it convinced me to go back to the gym after putting it off for months.
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>>390117219
>IQ of 155
>Holds all the sentence structure of a primary school drop-out
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>>390124905
Nearly everything has added sugar to it, even bread.
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>>390117219
The sad part is he still acts this way, despite claiming he grew out of it and is ashamed of that post.
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>>390118376
>I haven't played this game since it's beta, so let me tell you all about its matchmaking!

You do realize that someone who is skilled enough to be gold but is in the bronze pool carry a team? In fact people make smurf accounts and purposely place bad so they can climb up.

Stop making text walls of bullshit.
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>>390125238
Used to be the same to be honest. Drinking sodas non-stop. I kind of got bored of it and started to realise that you can enjoy water too. Not sure how this is supposed to help now that I wrote all of this
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>>390125436
Only in glorious USA, get out of that shithole. It's unbearable to try to find just something to eat the times I have to get to those candyshops they call supermarkets.
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>>390125386
IQ only measures your ability to solve logic puzzles quickly
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>>390115825
Anton sure stopped looking after himself these days
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>>390122367

>implying you can't hold strong political convictions without also sperging out every time someone remotely disagrees with you

Just reddit things
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>>390125958
Satan?
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>>390123895

This

I'm 27
I stretch out everyday
Drink a lot of water
Eat relatively well
and I do cardio every other day

I see people who are 24,25,26 starting to age like sour milk. Booze and cigs do a number on you after awhile.
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>>390126028
No one cared who I was until I started doing video game reviews
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>>390125760

No, it doesn't. It tests various base abilities the brain should have, things like imagining and manipulated a 3D object in your mind, detecting patterns, etc. This is not stuff only smart people do, it's stuff everyone does all the time whether they are conscious of it or not.
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>>390115825
I don't like his voice but his videos have saved me from buying a few shit games like Prototype 2 so he's alright in my book
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>>390115825
LOL he never really had cancer, the doctor just hated his reviews so much they wanted him to die.
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>>390126067
>I'm 27
>I stretch out everyday
>Drink a lot of water
>Eat relatively well
>and I do cardio every other day
DYEL
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>>390124740
6'2" and 210 pounds is overweight anon. Unless you're jacked, which you're almost certainly not
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>>390124740
>>390124905
Most people in the western world has a sugar addiction. Why do you think people get irritated after only a few hours without eating? Most proccessed food has tons of sugar added to it because it makes them more likely to buy it
People don't think it's an addiction becasue the immideate side effects aren't so visible, and they believe that it's natural to get "low blood sugar" after only a few hours. Hint; your body have enough sugar to last at least 24 hours without a noticable change in blood glucose
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>>390126610
Martial Arts > Lifting
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>>390123145
>Thinking MMR hell isn't a real place
The only difference between most (((top))) players and bronze players is how lucky they get in season draft matchmaking.
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>>390123410
It's funny that he made the "I can prove mathmatically that traps aren't gay meme", but now that he hangs in those circles he can't do shit like that anymore
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>>390120778
Woah TB... Easy on the cakes...
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>>390120778
>CAD Tee
Really updates my journal.
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That's a busty soyboy
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>>390123895
he has liver cancer too
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>>390117450
Gamergate wasn't left vs right it was game journalism vs people who actually play videogames
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>>390118180
Bitching on the internet
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>>390122367
>pol saying stay out of identity politics
Reaching ever new horizons in being stupid
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>>390122761
He changed sides after being told he wasn't going to die since he didn't want to be ostracized by all of the leftist gaming cliques.
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>>390115825
>tried to watch him play Dota once
>he went Disruptor and didn't even have brown boots until 25 minutes because he rushed aether lens first
>just lets enemies walk up to him to melee range before he uses kinetic field and just panics and does nothing
>never uses glimpse just plops down useless kinetic fields and runs around in circles panicking
>dies in every teamfight without helping his team in anyway, ends the game with nothing but aether lens, arcanes, and veil
>blames his team
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>>390116357
He's always been a twat, he just did a better job of hiding it before.
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>>390118376
>for every player like that there is another one that is stuck in bronze because they have those players on their team and blizzard decided forcing a 50/50 winrate was a good thing
Jesus fucking christ no
Up to plat or even diamond every player is so shitty that you can easily carry yourself out of the bracket
That ridiculous elo hell argument has been brought in every single team mmr game I've played, and it's always easily disproven by people who are not shitters carring shitter accounts out of the trenches in a matter of days
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>>390123042
He always was the cancer
He just realised his potential.
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>>390118376
>t. bronze player
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>>390115825
>ego so big he has an allergic reaction to criticism
>got therapy for years for his bruised ego
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>>390126945
>LITERAL BRONZE POSTER
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I hate how idiots like TotalBiscuit and John Oliver have ended up being representatives of my country in the US. Whatever, at least they're not here.
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>>390124740
Eat chips instead
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>>390115825
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>>390127517
In what way did that post indicate to you that he was the eternal /pol/ boogeyman?
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>>390124953
>spunkgargleweewee
I understand that reference
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>>390127964
He's not wrong. Do people not look in the mirror before leaving their house?
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>>390125238
Drink Ice cold water or tea that is sweet but has less sugar
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>>390127972
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>>390117219
>being this up your own arse and self important at 23
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>>390124953
>spunkgargleweewee
Is that one of Yahtzee Croshaw's words?
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>>390117219
The way this reads gives me the impression that he thinks he's way smarter than he actually is
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White power
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>>390127517
A pretty smart suggestion actually. I would pay money to make me forget whatever I know about western politics and my own country's politics(Indonesia). Knowing both and seeing how fucked up everything is just makes me depressed.
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>watching shit channels
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>>390115825

Is that overweight Fraser

Did Becky forget to check his diet
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>>390128704
It's just funny to me that the most identitarian people on earth talk about how identitarian leftists are
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>>390125238
Get a water filter man. The biggest thing that kept me from dropping soda was how shit tap water is. It's night and day how much better filtered tastes and it's the only thing I drink in the house now
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>>390128875
>identitarian
that's a typo
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>>390115825
>dedicating yourself to SC2

What a waste of carbon.
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>>390115825
I used to enjoy the Starcraft content back in the day. He just comes across as a self righteous prick these days and it's not even an act, imagine living with him... also TB was never good at games.
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>>390128587
Yes that way when someone says he doesn't like brown generic fps game he translates it's to you don't like garglespunkweewee
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>>390117219
Lowtax I love you.
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>>390129056
And didn't he do it after it became apparent that SC2 was a dumpster fire?
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>>390120778
his moniker is junk food it was just a matter of time until he got fat, it'd be like expecting someone with a name like lastgreywolf to not be a furry
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>>390129145
You mean anything post WOTLK?
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>>390128921
>mfw don't live in a third world country or Clapxico
>mfw don't have to worry about shit and nuclear waste being in my tap water
>mfw don't have to worry about fluoride giving me bitch tits and making me go bald
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>>390129278
I meant when they required always online and needed permission to run LANs, but your way works too.
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>>390126067
No kidding.

I'm 29 (nearly 30) and it's almost as though people around the mid twenties are falling off a cliff.

The amount of balding men around my age is legit scary. Luckily I lift like four days a week, eat well and drink plenty of water.

The one thing I'm especially grateful for is having a flat stomach, and not having anything seep over my belt.
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>>390122849
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>>390129576
Now is your time friend, the women get uglier and lower their standards, all you need is a head of hair and a flat stomach to be alpha.
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>>390115825
literally who?

no seriously thank god i dont know who the fuck this is
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>>390129801
fat british fag who puts on the accent and pretends to like video games while also saying shadow warrior 2 was "bad" because of the diablo style loot was boring but continues to say enemies are damage sponges
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>>390129947
He is wrong?
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>>390129576
>The amount of balding men around my age is legit scary.

That's just genetics, no amount of looking after yourself can do anything to stop it. Doesn't matter much, little girls may care about hair but woman mainly care about the body. Just get fit.
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>>390115825
>>is a literal bronze in competitive Overwatch, despite having played it for 200 hours and having access to it from the first beta
He isn't you retard I can also name myself TB and start losing games on purpose and then post a screenshot of my profile on 4chan.
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>>390130009
they aren't damage sponges if you use the relics dropped
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>>390122849
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TB has literally always been a cunt.

His cuntness has just become more magnified recently.
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>>390115825
MODS! Why isn't this thread deleted already? You deleted a thread about texture on game character but you don't touch this one. This thread is not videogames either.
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>>390128057
>mtf who gave up and went back to presenting as male after 2 years on hrt
>still have perky c cup tits
>still go to work with nipples protruding
>coworkers ogle my chest
>mfw HR still doesn't know how to tell me to cover up because they're scared shitless of being 'transphobic'
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>>390115825
Will he still die a horrible death from ass cancer?
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>>390122849
I don't think so.
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>>390116357
this

ever since i saw a post of him complaining about people who don't do it as a job giving their opinions online i stopped watching.
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>>390126665
Oh god is it really? Fuck me man, I guess ill have to find a way to dig myself out of this hole now before I balloon out like Boogey or something.
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>>390124740
Don't buy anything sweet. Just don't. There is no fucking middle ground.
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>>390124740
You can put the sugar down. You just won't.
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>>390122849
Liking traps has the potential to be gay, but whether it is or isn't is situational. Traps themselves are gay.
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>>390124392
too bad, you gotta be australian for that.

>seriously, australian medical researchers et al cure cancers every fucking day, getting better and better treatments sometimes figuring out how to eliminate some cancers entirely.

>dudes get no respect nor recognition because people are retards and expect a single magicale cure to instantly and painlessly fix EVERYTHING

i mean, do you REALLY want to be that guy who makes a breakthrough, does real, great work, only to have the world around you go 'meh, still not enough, work harder!'

being one of those guys must be soul crushing.
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>>390128875

You're conflating two different factions that don't actually agree with each other but it's okay, nobody expects someone like you to know anything about anything.
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>>390115825
>>390126627
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>>390120778
That picture is only from 2008 IIRC too. By 2012 he was obese and bald. How do you age that poorly in 4 years?
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>>390131698
shitty genes or he did something
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>>390129576
Balding isn't an indicator of health. Plenty of fitness freaks who eat "nutritious" foods are bald. Boogie is a 600lb landwhale with a thick carpet of hair.
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>>390115825
>s a literal bronze in competitive Overwatch, despite having played it for 200 hours
Not to defend this faggot (I don't know who he is), but if you check leaderboards in OW, people with 50 hours have 4300 SR and such.
It's pretty much complete bullshit.

I always start in Gold, get to Platinum. Then Gold, Platinum. Rinse and repeat for 5 seasons now. The game always puts me lower, then I crawl out, then down, then up, yadda yadda.
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>>390127428
That's a metastasis from his ass cancer it's not its own thing.
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>>390130916
fitfags think anything is overweight, they will die earlier than fatties due to stressing over it so much and will suffer their whole lives eating rabbit food.

you're not really overweight until you start getting that boogie look imo.


t.fatty
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>>390115825
I loved the part where he jumped on the wagon to shit on the braindead cuck who couldn't play Cuphead, yet he himself has been proven time and time again to absolutely awful at playing games.
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>>390125760
He's horrible at logic puzzles too.
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>>390124905
Considering like half the US is addicted to sugar, it's not that out there.
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>>390133537
Half the US KNOWS it's addicted to sugar, the other half lives in blissful ignornance.
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>>390130716
If this is true, you are the problem.
You want to be normal, but you play off your disease being new.
You don't want to be normal, you want to be a special little snowflake don't you? Well you're not, you're broken.
Cover yourself up and stop being a fucking spectacle.
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>>390133378
so his 155 IQ was a lie then? maybe he typo'd 55
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>>390133926
Anyone who touts about IQ is usually dumb. So I reckon he is around 90, maybe 100.
He cannot be much higher because then he would not produce this kind of content.
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>>390133926

He got it from an online test. It's might not be a lie but it is probably bullshit. Nobody with a high IQ likes to spend their time listening to metal music and consuming violent media. Those people typically fail in the average or below average intelligence category.
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This guy still isn't dead.
Can you say the same, /v/?
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>>390134319
>It's might not be a lie but it is probably bullshit.
MENSA has the only "legit-like" test online available, and even that test says IT DOES NOT EQUAL TO A REAL TEST.
There was this "culture free iq test", it was also good, but can't remember it's name. It had a pretty simple webpage layout, and was posted on /sci/ maybe but it took long so I never finished it. ;_;
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>>390122467
>tfw he says that supporting cr supports the anime industry
>the one tattun guy explicitly said that anime studios don't get shit from it

Kek
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>>390134502
We are more alive than he will ever be.
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>>390115825
How can you tell your quake rank?
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>>390134609
Anime studios don't get shit from it because there's a middleman who buys the North American rights to the shows and does the subbing/dubbing. It's no more shady than Netflix these days.
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>>390115825
The guy is absolutely clueless. I've randomly tuned into his podcast show when he was talking about Nier: Automata. It quickly became obvious that he hasn't finished even route A (and neither have any of the other 3 idiots on his show) and was getting all his info from the internet spoilers. This guy's literal job is to play videogames, and it was more than a month after the game's release. Why the fuck does anyone care about his opinion again?
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>>390134648
this

no one answered
source or fake
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>>390126945
HAHAHAHA SHUUUUUUUUURE SONNY
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>>390130916

Overweight and obese are two different things, anon

One is you needing to exercise a bit more because you're unhealthy, the other is actively self-harming with food

You don't need to become the new Adonis, just take care of yourself
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>>390126945
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>>390123691
>>390126945
I'm late but if you're not good enough to place out of the lowest tier on a ranked ladder in any genre, then you should consider selling your accounts and equipment. And if you believe being STUCK in a rank is based on luck then you should immediately kill yourself.
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>>390126945
Nah m8, they're a distinct difference between diamond players and bronze.
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>>390117219
This has to be at least an hour of typing, thinking, typing, why is he the way that he is?
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>>390115825
>Playing Overwatch
This is an 18+ board kiddo. GTFO.
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>>390135862
>why is he the way that he is?
Narcissism. It's a common problem in intelligent people. Most likely he's actually around a 120 IQ but believes himself to be the intellectual superior of everyone he knows.
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>>390118180
He's good at using longer words to sound smart.
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>>390118573
This isn't Reddit you fucking faggot
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>>390123145
What if I own OW but have never touched competitive?
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>>390118376
>crying about elo hell
The guy playing in that video is literally running circles around people. Having those players on your team is not an excuse when the enemy team can entirely consist of those players.
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>>390134319
>Nobody with a high IQ likes to spend their time listening to metal music and consuming violent media.

I'm guessing you pulled that right out of your ass.
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>>390128724
Who is the lizard supposed to be?
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>>390134319
Since when have interests been an accurate reflection of one's intelligence? I mean, if we really want to be technical, some of the most intelligent people of our generation are CEO's, serial killers, and dictators.

Does that mean that every intelligent person in the world is a sociopath?
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>>390137895
He's viewing the world from his basement, with media as his only connection to the outside world. The stereotypical metalhead isn't intelligent and so he believes this is actually the case.
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>>390117135
>>390117210
>When a foreigner who's only even been here a few years tries to act like he has more of a right to vote than born citizens of your country
I could literally feel a surge of contempt go through me.
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>>390126945
I guarantee you that there's videos of top players carrying themselves out of bottom ranks to top ranks in literally every team MMR game that matters. If you can't get out of bronze then you belong there.
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>>390120778
>tfw you're already this skinny and still ugly anyway

i really need to get into binge eating
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>>390137793
Joseph Anderson
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If traps aren't gay are boobs(male) gay?
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>>390138284
i'm not even american but that shit pisses me off
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>>390128724
>>390138930
Who is the chad?
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How can he be Bronze? That's the rating for kids and people who've never held a mouse in their hands ever before.

Where did he reveal his rating? Really wonder if he had an explanation for it.
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>>390126945
I lost 8 of my provisionals and still got into gold. Fuck off. If you get into bronze in OW you're just shit
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>>390126856
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>390117135
>condemns reddit for not censoring free speech on their site

What a faggot. I'm unsubscribing. HUR DUR let's throw away our freedoms so people can't say stuff I don't like.

His videos have been shit lately anyway. >Le shitty black and white indie game
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>>390122849
>Jesse once mathematically proved that liking traps isn't gay
>can't even respond to the question anymore or he'll get crucified
I hate the internet. I want to go back, take me back.
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>>390135582
Or maybe you just don't waste time with garbage games for casuals to prove such a dumb point.
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>>390134718
It is funny that they always cry about how they don't have time to play big RPG's but than you hear them talk about how many hours they've spent on mobile games and in case of Dodger visual novels
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>>390117210
Who's this faggot?
>>
>>390117219
...Totalbiscuit is only 33!?

Jesus Christ, I though he was ~50!

Oddly, this improves my opinion of him, I thought he was retarded, now I realise he is just autistic.
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>>390117135
Yes because I think of Reddit k think of the far right. What a faggot he has to be to think Reddit is anything but a left commie site.
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>>390115825
Does he have breast cancer?
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>>390117135
Why do people use xenophobic as an insult?
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>>390145142
Because people like buzzwords, and words that end in phobic are the hottest ones right now
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>>390115825
Quit discussing ecelebs.
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>>390117513
>the nostalgia bearded brit gamer
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>>390140431
Mandalore gaming I think
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>>390115825
Do men with tits have self respect? I start to feel a little shitty when I miss the gym for a few weeks.
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>>390126945
>It's not my fault I'm in Bronze

Yes, it is. You're garbage.
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S
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>>390122442
>Play overwatch as a meme
>Throw every placement game
>get gold
>play another refuse to switch of widowmaker when we have 2 other snipers
>still topfrag
>get plat
how is it even possible to get bronze in this game
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>>390135582
Why would anyone ever play competitive modes on the worst fps released in probably 10+ years
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>>390123006
what if the trap is fucking a woman tho
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Apologize
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>>390133035
theres a big spectrum between rabbit food and 2500 calories worth of big macs and trash.

Ever since I started to count calories to try and gain weight Ive lost even more respect for lardo's
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>>390150406
WOW SHE DID IT
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@390150120
it's fucking hilarious how this is more prevalent now
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>>390115825
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>>390115825
>competitive Overwatch
lmao
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>>390150406
good for her for not being a hamplanet anymore, but shes still ugly
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>>390131584
>Article about a marine biologist's discovery
>normies complain that they should have been focusing on a cure for cancer
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>>390122849
Lots of people have feelings that they can't accept or don't want to handle, men especially and those feelings work their way into certain behaviors and actions.

I believe, as you mature you are taught certain things that you can internalize or let go of that create a mental barrier for what's acceptable for you to feel or for how others would view you.

When you're reaching arousal you sort of have a barrier that breaches more the deeper you get into your arousal, your barrier tells you it's more acceptable for you to masturbate to a woman but you seek the companionship of a male so that barrier breaches somewhere in between. You can simultaneously feel attraction for a feminine form but still the need to delve into your feelings for men.

I think men that like traps are closeted, not that that's bad or anything.
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>>390115825
>competitive Overwatch

Using Overwatch as a reference is bad enough at giving away how much of a fucking scrub you are, but competitive as well? Fucking hell OP, your TB obsession was already funny enough as is.
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>>390126945
I bet you were Bronze in League of Legends too.
>>
>all these idiots who think Blizzards matchmaking is fine
It's a matchmaking system that was made for 1v1 games. It doesn't work for team games where one player can't carry the team

I don't play OW so I don't know how well you can carry in that game but you will eventually find a point where you can't carry it on your own anymore, even if you were better than everyone else in the match. For example someone who should be plat might get stuck in gold because the skill difference is not too high between gold and plat and he can't just carry his teams. That is what elo hell is
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>>390122953
>literally as feminine as possible
They are men with penises
>>
I am 5 ft. 9 in. and weight 178 lb (the virgin walk guy perfectly describes how I look, skinnyfat and all). If I want to get myself down to 160 lb, what should I cut out? Most of my diet consists of eggs, beef, cheese, pasta, cooked zucchini, squash, spinich and corn chips. I do occasionally drink beer and hard liquor but I'm thinking of cutting those out completely. I don't drink any soft drinks with added sugar. I also do 5km jobs about 3 times a week. I don't lift.
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>>390153421
>what should I cut out?
Your dick
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>>390115825
Nice tits though
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>>390153364
yeah they just eat the shit of reddit all day.
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>>390133690
It isn't like I wear fitted and tight tops. I'd bind but it's unhealthy. I mostly enjoy being a man with tits anyway
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>>390153421
cut out the drinks
drink plenty of water
eat less
start lifting weights
even if you dont care about getting big go lift weights anyways it feels so good to make progress i cant recommend it enough
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>>390154710
What is "plenty" of water? Thinking of getting a gallon jug or something and labeling it with "drink one/two/etc per day"
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>>390154954
I think it's supposed to be 8 cups. Probably more if you're active in the heat.
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>>390154954
Not him, but i usually drink about four bottles a day (plus gatorade) but I think it also has to do with your weight as well.
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>>390149853
>topfrag

I like arenas myself man. but come on, call it topscore like a human being.

also
>topscore mattering in team based objectives

what matters is when you get the kill not how many. it's the kill that wins the push that maters.
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>>390115825
This subhuman is a disgrace to my race.

He should be put your down. Americans, do your god damn job.
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>>390130761
He has become one with his asscancer. He's immortal now.
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>>390115825
He was a cancerous twat before he got his ass cancer, then he toned it down and seemed to make an honest attempt to change himself for all of 8 months before slipping back into full retard mode.
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>>390124740
Do you have mood and energy swings in a span of hours? Do you get craving specifically for sugar, even when you are full? You probably developed a high insulin resistance.

Fasting is your friend. One day every week. Intermittent fasting is also great. 16/8 worked best for me.
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>>390133035
>stressing over it so much and will suffer their whole lives eating rabbit food.

Literally deluded, this is what disgusting fatties actually believe.
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>>390154594
>I mostly enjoy being a man with tits anyway

Complete degenerate.
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>>390123895
>tfw i want to be healthy but depression keeps me from doing anything
i don't even enjoy games anymore, the only games i play are open-world games that get me addicted for a while.
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I used to enjoy his videos recommending games on a Steam sales, i cannot fucking stand his long ass hearthstone streams where he slogs through a subject for hours on end whilst playing the same boring and obnoxious game.
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>>390156889
Turn of the computer, go outside and do something active. It will do wonders for both your physical and mental health.
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>>390157008
I went to my friend's yesterday so there is that, i was successful at using the computer waay less for a week or so but came back.
I think i'll do that right now desu senpai, thanks
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