You're stuck on a desert island for 7 years until a rescue ship sails by. You can take 5 video games with you.
There is a hut with a 7 years worth of canned foods and multi-vidya platform made from rocks and sand that runs electricity on seagull shit and fish bones, whatever. No internet.
>>389993752
Halo: Combat Evolved
Half Life 1
Dead Island
Rocksmith
Fallout: New Vegas
>>389993752
Diablo.
Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.
Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy.
Darkwatch.
Thrill Kill.
You got me excited. This'd be fun.
>>389993752
Terraria
Civilization 4
elona+
final fantasy tactics advance 2
animal crossing new leaf
Gone Home
Firewatch
Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Dear Esther
Slaughtering Grounds
>>389993752
pokemon puzzle league
mario kart wii
paper mario
pokemon ruby
project m
got fighting, racing, puzzle league and rpg. Im gonna be a pro
>>389993752
What do we have in terms of peripherals? I'm not taking a fighting game without a stick, or a racing game without a wheel etc.
Uh, i'll take my fucking gf because I actually get pussy unlike you pathetic virgin gamer basement dweller fucks
>>389995130
Cringe. You can almost smell virginity from your post, autistic kid.
>>389995130
>Uh, i'll take my fucking gf because I actually get pussy unlike you pathetic virgin gamer basement dweller fucks
>on /v/
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@389995130
>7 years of food for 1 person
>2 people
>>389995130
I guess the rescue ship will find your desiccated corpses 3.5 years after you both starved to death, due to there only being rations for one person.
Actually, I think they'll find only one corpse. Your 'gf' will overpower you and eat you, you pathetic nigger
@389996453
>being this fucking new
@389996453
@389996592
I'm a new faggot. In fact, I'm such an old faggot that I've come around again to being a new faggot.
There's enough faggots for a real orgy here.
>5 video games
Do they have to be games that actually exist?
>>389997551
I don't know, do you have to actually exist?