>girl joins the guild >entire guild commits suicide, my

haha girls ruin everything amirite virgins lmao

>girl comes on voice chat
>guild leader breaks into my apartment with a chainsaw

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>>389966162
Is the ancient evil a cute girl?

>girl enters the lobby
>uninstall on the spot and play something else
No girls in my video games.

>>389966305
ive had sex before. no idea what difference that makes

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>>389966162
>Girl joins guild
>Ancient evil is unleashed
FOOLISH SAMURAI, IT WAS I, AKU - SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS!!!

>ancient evil joins the guild
>gets me a gf

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I feel like people exaggerate what happens when a girl joins their guild sometimes

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>girl is the guildmaster
>she's autistic as fuck
>makes spreadsheets for us on the discord
>nobody takes her seriously
>we all just stop playing and never renew our guild contract

>>389967336
If you were ever a part of one of these events, you'd know they're not exaggerating.

>girl joins the guild
>she's actually good
>uninstall game, cancel my subscription, and scourge my flesh with lye

>>389967336
Only rarely.

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>>389967336
Thirsty virgins are THIRSTY.
The girls I know IRL who play MMOs pretend to be men.

My GM used to pray over the mic for good loot

>>389967336
Maybe its just my luck but I've had zero issues with girls in my guilds in WoW. Even had successful raid guilds run by them.

>>389967336
it takes a special kind of girl to cause all this stuff. the chill chicks keep to themselves and dont act like total online whores and extreme attention whores.
also helps if your guild isn't filled with thirsty beta orbiters.

>>389966162
>girl joins the guild
>computer kicks me out, transforms into Optimus Prime, and breaks my spine

>>389969052
Being Tsukasa is suffering.

>>389969173
1080 card - not even once.