JUST OVER 2 WEEKS TILL WE CAN REMOVE ELF WITH FUCKING DINOSAURS

No recruitment pools make everything after Medieval 2 shit though. Unless you play for the multiplayer that is.

>>389962742
is there a competitive scene or something for the total war games?

the battles just aren't enjoyable. they're a huge mess and it feels like literal mobs fighting instead of formations

>>389963698
There kinda is for Warhammer, since it has the most unit variety and tactical depth, but it's nowhere near games like Starcraft, if that's what you're implying. The competitive scene for TW games is being REALLY formed at this very moment with Warhammer games.

I'm hype for lizardmen and skaven but I fucking hate elves and find them uninteresting as shit in literally every fantasy universe that uses them

>>389962742
the most boring franchise in existence, i swear i dont know why people enjoy these i guess you have to have really low iq

>>389964031
thanks i'll keep that in mind

>>389963798
I feel the same way. The battles end up a clusterfuck,and not in a good way if that makes sense. I think the last game to do it well was shogun, battle lines felt like battle lines and it was slow enough so you could actually manoeuvre.

>>389964832
>shogun
>the game where units danced with each other 1on1 and entire combat revolved around killmoves
You are trash and your opinion is trash as well.

what is this

>>389964940
not him, but units actually don't fight 1v1 in warhammer anymore?

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>>389965082
>units actually don't fight 1v1 in warhammer anymore?
They don't. Neither small nor large units fight 1v1.

>>389965386
Bahaha get fucked dwarf shitters.

>>389965386
yeah, obviously with monsters it's impossible, i meant with infantry. you got any webms of that i can check out?

>>389965082
No

There are no kill animations (except for monstrous creatures) as there is no longer locked combat between individual models.

In older games you would have guys in motion capture fight and that would be replicated in game, that was not done in TW Warhammer. Kinda sucks, the kill moves in shogun are amazing.

I'm unsure if it was done in Rome 2 either? I dropped Rome 2 an hour into it because the battles were fucking awful, I hear they have improved it since release.

>>389965386
>dwarf
>doesn't have 10 units of quarrellers and an organ gun shooting the bird 24/7

inaccurate representation

>>389965774
I hated that mocap shit. I prefer the warhammer way.

>>389965928
Normally that bird is fucking useless and gets fucked in its ass while meticulously doing its animations in the most retarded way to make sure it only attacks a single enemy at a time.

Hopefully it's easy to fap to some of the lizard's feet

>>389963985

It needs a better ladder system, and also I would like to see that system from Shogun 2 making a comeback. It makes even more sense in Warhammer where you have artifacts and shit.

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>>389966265
Post was meant for >>389965480

>>389965427
THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK

>>389962742
I pre-ordered empire total war, played it for less than 20 hours

i pre-ordered napoleon total war, played it 50 hours

i pre-ordered shogun total war 2, played it less than 10 hours

i pre-ordered rome 2, played it 5 hours

i pre-ordered warhammer, played it 3 hours

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP BUYING THESE SHIT GAMES?!?! Napoleon was the only one i liked.

>>389966339
>>389966265

thanks, i can make it out. that's nice that they got rid of that

Remove knife ears

>>389966425
fall of the samurai is kind of like napolean except artillery is even more op. no reason not to get it unless you hate the setting

>>389966425
just play Age of Empires II HD

>>389966425
I pre-ordered Warhammer and but over 500 hours into it

>>389966425
Eh, 50 hours for a game seems like you got your money's worth.

>>389962902
>No recruitment pools after Medieval 2
The fuck are you talking about?

>>389966425
>Not played Attila.
You disgust me.

when can i play humans?
you scalies aint fooling me
im purging all 4 of your faggots

>>389966748

Probably one hour after release when somebody ports that faction unlocker to WH2.

>>389966748
Combined map is coming out a few weeks (so a few months at least) after release.

>>389966748
You can play vanilla elves, that's as close to playing humans as you'll probably get in WHTW2.

>>389964940
The combat in shogun looks and feels like combat, in TW Warhammer you have two units meet each other and swing their shit in the air for 30 seconds.They could at least increase the health pools and morale across the board as at moment the battles end so fucking quickly that you don't have time to enjoy the spectacle.

Don't get me wrong I like TW Warhammer , but ever since Rome 2 the combat has gotten more arcady and imo less fun.

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>>389964940
>he doesn't like sync kills
e-sports faggots plz go and stay go

Total War was never meant for your kind!

>>389965774
>I'm unsure if it was done in Rome 2 either? I dropped Rome 2 an hour into it because the battles were fucking awful, I hear they have improved it since release.
It had it. Attila had it up to 11, some animations were nearly a minute long.

>>389968195
The kills themselves aren't horrible, but the elaborate ones just look fucking stupid. The games try to be somewhat grounded then you have people doing martial arts movie duels off to the side.

>>389968475
>The games try to be somewhat grounded then you have people doing martial arts movie duels off to the side.
Okay, that kinda works for the history games but there's nothing grounded about Warhammer. It's pure spectacle. As it should be.

Just to make sure, combined map wont have vortex objective right?

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>>389962742
>wanting to play as jungle niggers
Pssh, enjoy not even having wheels while I retake the Phoenix Throne

>>389967061
There's no way to really do sync kills for all units in warhammer since there's way too many combinations of unit sizes and skeletons to just make some that work for them all, and a lot of them can't be mocapped.

>>389968946
Correct. Only war, no special objectives.

>>389968946
Right. It's going to be end times waves again I think. Probably saving a more apt end scenario for the third game when they flesh out chaos

>>389962902
I think this anon never played any TW games, and tried to fabricate some bait, but alas he failed.

Anyone got that updated legendary lord roll pic?

>>389966604
literally unenjoyable if you were born in the 90s or up.

What about warhammer 3?
WE gonna get more continents or what?

>>389969385
>Malekith!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmwGUa1_Kbs

>>389962742
Knife ears need not apply

>>389968578
I think the aoe and ragdolling shit looks more warhammery than mocapped duels do. Mocapped shit never has any impact to it.

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>>389969987
>the latest trailer for total war is a skaven reacts video

>>389969548
>>389969582

Thanks for the info. Too bad that it makes me less excited for mega map. I think vortex fixes one big problem that is the late game. I know that is not lore friendly but I would rather have all armies on warhammer 2 map with vortex than mega map without it.

>>389970205
>he doesnt like Benedict Cumberelf

>>389962742
I can't wait to have Kroq-garr and Grymlokk out wrecking elves and dirty rats alike.

>>389969385
Who needs wheels when you have levitation? Enjoy your third rate mages.
Also
>Dark Elves
>Calling the finest creations of the Ol Ones lesser
Sorry, who's the ones who actively made things worse for the world?

>>389970346
If the vortex campaign does actually solve the lategame issue they might add something similar for the third game and combined campaign. It's an experiment that could be applied to other games in the end.

Age of Sigmar > Fantasy

>>389971238
Bait of quality so low it wants me to go somewhere else.

>>389971337
You took it anyway.
Thanks for the (you)

>>389962742
This game takes place during the end times right?

>>389971049

>Who's the one who actively made things worse for the world.

That would be the lizards when Mazdamundi single handedly destroyed the dwarf empire.

>>389971684
Yes and no. It takes more plot points from Storm of Chaos.

>>389971967
what do you mean?

>>389972060
The fact that the End Times can be averted by almost all factions makes Total Warhammer a different universe.

>>389962742
Lizardmen are shit

Dark Elves would shit on them its not even funny

>>389972296
So you thin in the 3rd warhammer game we gonna get some vermintide kinda lika campaing?

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>>389972408
Who knows?

>>389968475
>The games try to be somewhat grounded then you have people doing martial arts movie duels off to the side.

Shogun 2 is the most heavily stylised historical title to date, drawing heavy inspiration from the romanticised depictions of samurai from movies and whatnot. The elaborate katana duels and other fights are all 100% intended to remind the player of such things instead of focusing on historical realism.

It's the same reason why the ninjas are dressed like they just walked off a film set and why Fall of the Samurai is basically The Last Samurai: The Video Game when the actual events were absolutely nothing like that.

>>389962742
New Total War games just feel so empty. There are these huge maps and detailed terrains but I feel like there's nothing to do but fight. I realize it's focused on the combat but older TW games seemed to give me so much more in terms of empire management and settlement customization.

>>389972898
There are other games to play if you prefer that stuff. Total war is about the battles.

>>389972967
The point is there was a nice balance before. Now it's just battles

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>>389969958
>WE gonna get more continents or what?
Daemon Realms.

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>>389972967
Personally I like dicking around the map.
BTW any mods for warhammer that adds more cities?

>>389973132
I don't think the TW series has ever really had good world map stuff. Maybe Medieval 1 did, but starting with rome 1 I wasn't a fan.

>>389973587
R1 and M2 had a lot of customization options. You could really make your settlements d exactly what you wanted and shape your empire as you saw fit. New ones seem to fit you into certain categories, making some settlements necessarily a military outpost (if you want to be efficient) or a food producing one. It's a drag on the game in my opinion.

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>>389973587
>tfw still waiting for TW game with paradox kinda map but with TW battles.

>>389970346
>I think vortex fixes one big problem that is the late game. I
That's exactly why CA added it.They admitted the endgame is boring so they're trying something new with TW2. If it works and people are happy with it then the might try to implement it later. For now, the plan is to launch the mega map with the normal endgame.

>>389973880
I'm willing to bet they add at least a couple new End Times-style scenarios as 2 gets more fleshed out. At the very least Vermintide and Return of Nagash could fill the same role as the Chaos invasion. Maybe a mega-WAAAAAAGH

After many, many years of Rome and Medieval 2, I don't think I can learn the new combat system. It seems so strange to me and way more fast paced

>>389971049
>rearrange world's edge mountains for literally no reason
Ooops, guess we conviniently forgot about the dwarven empire. Guess the mountains belong to greenskins and ratmen now

>>389974159
>and way more fast paced
There's nothing faster than Attila combat. Units literally die in seconds.

How is Rome 2 after the updates? Is it still shite?

>>389974318
>for literally no reason
lesser minds cannot comprehend the Great Plan

>>389974465
It doesn't crash. AI is dumb but functional (units no longer get stuck in place). It's fine.

>>389973795
>M2 had a lot of customization options. You could really make your settlements d exactly what you wanted

They also all looked exactly the same because there were no restrictions of any kind, so there was no reason at all to do anything other than the most optimal configuration possible. Limiting the amount or type of slots available in a settlement makes your choices have a hell of a lot more impact compared to a system where every town can have every building.

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>>389969385
Going to feel good to ignore all campaign goals and remove elf with Grombrindal.
Oathbreakers swerve

>>389975004
Whatever race I play I take some time to burn dwarf shitters to the ground.

>>389974570
Letting the Skaven blow up the moon and rain it on everyone was part of the """""Great""""" Plan?

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>>389975117
Nice try, Raki

>>389975141
End Times was neither great nor planned

>>389975191
Sorry is this a dwarf or a skaven? Ugly hairy fucks that crawl around in dark caves are hard to tell apart.

>>389975203
You tell me, this whole warhammer fantasy is a fucking clusterfuck.

How do skaven play?

>>389975191
THE FAGGARAKI ARE SWARMING.

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>>389975932

>>389975995
>tfw he probably won't be in the new game

Feels bad man.

>>389976216
Thank god. I absolutely hated hearing him.

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>>389975004
*teleports behind you*
*takes your ancestral holds*
Nothin personnel... ya git

>>389976510
Better believe that's going in the book

>>389976992
I thought only young girls kept dairies.

why is the wizard guy tutorialman such a race traitor

>>389974465
is average vanilla but with dei overhaul mod it's pretty great.

>>389977159
Chaos, not even once.

So did this ever get cracked?

>>389977159
>>389977676
>Grimgor of all people taking on a human advisor
Suspension of disbelief shattered

>>389978004
also seems unlikely for goatmen

>>389978004
He killed the last gobbo capable of it.

>>389978061
It was only because they both worked for that Lord of Change who stalked Archeon.

>>389978061
Beastmen are Chaos' ultimate bitch.
If you got the mark, they do whatever you say.

>>389962742
I would be more stoked if I had more free time to play it.

>>389977676
Norsca is super fun though. One of my favorite factions. Which is surprising considering they are half the price of the elves and beastmen.

>>389964001
I'm more curious about how the elves will all be distinct from each other gameplay wise. The games have done a decent job of having each faction be unique, but if all three elf factions are just squishy fast ranged specialists, its going to be boring.

>>389981142
>Which is surprising considering they are half the price of the elves and beastmen.
And practically free if you pre-order. Goes to show how much money is saved by not doing the silly mini-campaigns.

>>389981365
The vids so far show decent differences on strategic level: Delves with their slavery mechanic and black arks, Helves with their intrigue, spying and manipulating factions. Hilariously, that would fit the Delves more than the Helves as a unique mechanic.

But yeah, I also hope they're not all ranged, all the time factions on tactical level.

>>389975004
>>389975117
Its too bad dwarves have gotten worse and worse since release. They were strong as fuck at first, but each new race has made them less and less effective overall.

>>389981668
Grombrindal still stomps all over everyone

>>389981668
>each new race has made them less and less effective overall
How? Gunline still stands strong as long as they don''t flank you.

>>389981668
Dwarfs were pretty shit until Gyrocopters got buffed, and Grombrindal is a Top tier lord.
Their main issue is dealing with people capable of piercing or bypassing their lines

>>389981668
Good. They're super retard friendly.

>>389981741
I feel like if Norsca can become the everchosen, they become objectively unstoppable. That just breaks the game outright.

>>389981365
The difference in battle seems to be early/late game. High elves get army-wide buffs for the first half of the battle or so, while Delves get buffs once they've killed a certain number of units during the fight
Campaign-wise its influence/diplomacy shenanigans vs maintaining a slave economy/keeping lords happy so they dont rebel against you

>>389981834
>>389981826
Several of the new factions have lots of strong options that directly counter them, like elves that just shit fast armor piecing ranged units that can flank and butcher them, and even Norsca having no shortage of counters on their own.

Don't own beastmen because their playstyle is exactly what I don't like, but they probably put the hurt on too.

>>389981365
Wood Elves: Squishy ranged army with tree people to soak up damage
High Elves: Elite Infantry, Elite Archers and Elite Cavalry: The faction.
Dark Elves: Monster mash and fast elite infantry.

They're all three pretty distinct.

>>389981365
>>389981564
>all ranged all the time
>white lions
>hoeth swordmasters
>phoenix guard
>dragon princes
>corsairs
>witch elves
>har garneth executioners
>naggarond black guard
>cold one knights

>>389981993
>High Elves: Elite Infantry, Elite Archers and Elite Cavalry: The faction.
that sounds to me like they have everything op, theoretically you can counter this by making their units expensive but let's not kid ourselves, CA can never get that balance right.

>>389981975
>Don't own beastmen because their playstyle is exactly what I don't like, but they probably put the hurt on too.
Ambushes totally wreck Dawi because it makes turtling impossible. Minotaurs can plow through 3 stacks on hammerers without stopping.

Let me see if I get this. Some factions are in the first game, some in this, you can get both in the 2nd if you had the first, right?

What are the chances someone will have an unlocker for cracked version of 2 so it'll have the factions from the first on its own?

>>389982458
100% as the age of the universe approaches infinite.

>>389969987
>Your mother must have laid with a squig by the look on that face
You know, she probably did.

>>389982458
>Some factions are in the first game, some in this, you can get both in the 2nd if you had the first, right?
Delves, Helves, Lizards and Rats are playable in the Vortex campaign of TW2. NPC factions of all the TW1 factions are present in the TW2 Vortex campaign.

Everyone will be playble in the combined megacampaign if you own both games.

>>389982282
I'm boring in that I like a strong frontline with some solid ranged in the back and some cavalry to fuck with any attempt to flank or ranged spam me. Its interesting to me how many factions in the game don't have the units to actually use that boring strategy, and you have to do something else. Previous games that pretty much worked for everyone all the time.

Guess I'll like the high elves at least.

>>389981975
Wood Elves are horrendously vulnerable to Quarrelers and Rangers if they try using missile cavalry to outflank, while flame/organ cannons will royally fuck up anything that tries staying out of range.
Their only threat in melee come from treemen, given their relative lack of non artillery Anti large, but Iron Drakes are pretty much the ultimate counter for them.

Beastmen aren't really that good at countering Dwarfs outside Minotaur stacks, since they largely rely on hidden units and aren't that good in the general melee Dwarfs excel at. The only advantage they'll have is if the Dwarfs are dumb enough to try coming to them.

Norsca is a good fight, but no more a direct counter than any other team can tailor to any other faction. IIRC, Norsca mainly shit on Large/Cavalry armies, since Skinwolves are so ridiculously good for their cost.

>>389978061
>>389978004

>implying he's not casting a glamour on himself to make himself appear as one of those races

He's a servant of Tzeentch, he's gotta have something.

>>389975203
>Not enjoying Arkhan 'Fucks Heroes Harder than a Slaaneshi' the Black

>>389982814
>all the factions from both games will be playing together on a fuckhueg map
Rev up all those octo-core CPUs and m2 SSDs because the turn times train has no brakes!

>>389982282
High Elves' main weakness is their lack of artillery and the relative squishiness of their units.

>>389983047
Half the factions don't have artillery right now, so its not like that isn't something people have gottnn used to.

So lizards are big tough bruisers, Helves are squishy but high damage? What are the playstyles of the other new races?

>>389983218
>Half the factions don't have artillery right now
vc is half the games factions?

>>389962742
There is so much shit to do I forgot I pre-ordered this.

>>389983273
Delves are versatility and mobility, While Skaven are emulate Zapp Brannigan and pour fire into the result

>>389983347
Welves and Greenskins don't really have much in the way of artillery either

>>389983347
Norsca only has artillery as part of patroning to a specific god and they only get one of them ever. I don't think wood elves have artillery either do they?

Not sure about beastmen.

>>389983273
>Skaven
Probably swarms of little guys with massive siege weapons mixed in. Said massive siege weapons of course have friendly fire.
>DElves
Probably hit and run bleeding tactics, coupled with a couple big angry snarly bits to keep enemies occupied as you stab them in the back and suck the life out of them through various orifices.

I really want to play the other games, but the lack of any real force behind cav charges sets off my autism

>>389982812
Literally the only good things about End Times were undead characters not named Mannlet being glorious assholes.

Like Settra killing Kholek in single combat to prove his loyalty to Archaon just so he could tell him to fuck off. Or Arkhan proving he is the unnopossed second greatest Necromancer in the setting.

>>389983469
Doom Diver is one of the most effective Artillery units in the game

>>389983469
Doom divers are one of the best artillery though

>>389983546
>Vlad almost dies because he licks a sword he used to kill a Nurgle priest
yeah, glorious

>>389983480
>>389983469
oh right, wood elves. beastmen and norsca also get cygors.

>>389983546
I've only read Rise of Nagash and the Fall of Altdorf. Arkhan killing dudes left and right was great.

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>>389983546
I like this and the big rats with fist machineguns.

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>>389969385
Best king. Best mom. Best elves.

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>>389983546
>>389983627
>glorious

>>389965386
>implying a skeletal big eagle can push a formation of fucking dwarf with shields

>>389983727
I knew this image would come up. Well done.

>>389983656
You didn't miss much other than Settra getting offered everything by the chaos gods and him walking into a massive warp rift to stab them to death for telling him to bend the knee. The action is a lot less stupid than it sounds because he did it right after beheading a giant.

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>>389983753
>Implying it can't

>>389983956
Don't make me get the Sparrow image.
I swear I will.

>>389983956
I mean, a formation of dwarfs are like stones in a river. That eagle has no chances in Wharhammer lore.

>>389983727
drippin tips

>>389984083
Do eht.
Ah dare ya.
Lumbahfoht.
>>389984115
Remember when one of Khorne's mightiest Bloodthirsters got obliterated by a bunch of pterodactyls with rocks?

>>389984115
you'd think they'd have been able to retake K8P by now then

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>>389984674
wow no

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>>389984674
DELET THAT, LUMBAHFOHT

>>389984234
>Remember when one of Khorne's mightiest Bloodthirsters got obliterated by a bunch of pterodactyls with rocks?
That was Be'lacuck, not a Bloodthirster.
IIRC, Skarbrand is Khorne's mightiest Bloodthirster. The one Thanquol summoned on his own by accident

>>389984294
>upper levels controlled by Skarsnik and his SCHEMES
>lower levels controlled by Clan Mors who constantly throw rats into the grinder to level up their units, often lead by Queek 'Belegar A Shit' Headtaker himself
>the whole place is a nonstop clusterfuck of close-quarters murder

Not really surprising that they aren't able to make much headway into that place.

>>389984674
Weird that this isn't on paheal.

>>389984881
Ye, my bad. I remember it was one of the big-name daemons, and he looked roughly Khornate. Fuckin' Daemon Princes.

>>389984294
>>389984981
Doesn't help that Belegar is considered an absolute cunt by other Dwarfs

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>>389984674
So are we posting KERILYAN now?

Which would be worse to have sex with, Beastmen or Skaven?

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>>389985251
>black hair
delet

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>>389985365

>That one Skaven/High Elf pastebin

Beastmen.

>>389985365
Beastmen rape people all the time, so at least they'd be more experienced.

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>>389985365
Big Beastmen Cock will rip you apart. Skaven half-inch dick will just give you Nurgle's blessings.

>>389985365
depends which is worse: murdered after being raped or being used as a breeding sow for the rest of your life

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>>389985365
Beastmen obviously.

Not only Minotaur/horse cocks, they are tainted by chaos, and lorewise beastmen prefer rape, and they eat their victims after said rape.

Skaven probably do 1 minute humps before pre-ejaculating and passing out.

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>>389985410
I love these

>>389985901
They will also fuck and stick into anything, doesn't matter what it is, male, goblin, treant, dragon.

>>389985928
Needs one with Grombrindal, too.
Guy self resurrected out of sheer hatred and Dwarf Autism, despite having absolutely no magical power himself.
Though Kroak just getting bored of being dead and bringing himself back to life was also top tier.

>>389985609
Tell me more.

>>389986362
Fapfic about an elf princess getting caught by some routed Skaven and their giant rats, unless I miss my guess.
It got sent to the Vermintide Devs live on stream

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Elf Pride Old World Wide!

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>>389986458

excellent

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>>389986458
>Vermintide Devs live on stream
>Make a game about killing rats, get sent Skaven fanfic fap material.

>>389986458
Holy shit wat. Anybody got a link?

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>>389986596

>>389982734

I'm betting there's a mod that does this

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GOBLINS

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>>389986596
I'M GONNA SHOVE YOUR PRIDE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'LL START PULLING IN AND STABILIZING THE INFLUENCE OF CHAOS ON THE WORLD

>>389986836
WUT DA ZOGGIN IT DO U WANT?

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elf-fus belong to great-mighty Queek!

>>389987348
Pretty sure that's a dude. At the very least it has a penis, covered in spikes.

>>389987348
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???

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>>389987482
boipussy is still pussy

>>389987482
The melee dreadlords are female

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>>389986836
Hey... kid, over here
Keep it down, you want the elector counts here?!
So, Wanna buy some schemes?

>>389983002
From 5 to 10 seconds wow

>>389986960
Reminder that Grombrindal forgives Malekith for what he did and saves his life.

>>389988267
End Times is not canon, REMOVE ALL ELF

>>389988349
The WHITE DWARF is an elf lover.

>>389988267
Another reason ET is shit.
The guy literally came back to life due to the sheer scale of the betrayal.

>>389962742
Game?

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>>389988267
Iz not stuntie but...

Reminder that the lizards would have BTFO chaos if the fucking rattes didn't drop the goddamn moon

>>389988349
But in the normal canon they are BFFs

>>389988650
Snorri died before War of Vengeance and before Malekith became a cunt

>>389982734
They did that though specifically to add flavor to the time-period (feudal), it wasn't a mechanic they were intending to making standard.

>>389988650
They Were. Malekith betraying that friendship is one of the most important bits of the backstory.
Snorri had him swear to ensure elf and Dwarf remained friends for eternity. Malekith Breaking that oath made him REEEE hard enough to return from the afterlife.

>>389988506
The elves too if it wasn't for that retard of manlet von caerstain

>>389988997
Can Manfred do a SINGLE job without fucking it up?

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>>389965386
>0 quarrellers

>>389962742

But I don't want to remove elf, I want to fall asleep on a bed of naked elf butts and tiddies every night.

Possibly even improve their gene pool through (possibly forced) interbreeding.

>>389989084
There's a good reason he's the single most hated character in the franchise

>>389989615
Go to bed, Kruber .

>>389988997
>The elves too if it wasn't for that retard of manlet von caerstain
What did he do?

>>389989904
betrayed everyone and basically caused the end of the world out of spite

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>>389989615

Delete this at once!

>>389985861
I should have gotten beast men DLC instead of faggot wood elfs.

>>389989904
Stabbed Gelt in the back, who happened to be in the middle of an important ritual channeling the winds of magic that would hopefully stop chaos from killing everyone. Mostly because he didn't want to be Nagash's bitch, but he's still a bitch.

>>389990665
>>389990217
>Stabbed Gelt in the back
Holy shit wasn't aware Manfred was such a faggot.

>>389990665
It's quite possibly the worst bit of writing in it.
Is the last act of the End times a final explosion of heroes fighting to the last?
An epic finale of Gods and Men?
Of unholy alliances, fire and sword?
Nope, it's a petulant manchild throwing a bitchfit.

>>389991050
>Nope, it's a petulant manchild throwing a bitchfit.
It is also a good description of the Horus Heresy.

>>389985609
link

>>389963798
>>389964832
Its the speed. Slow it down and its much much better

>>389991145
I suppose it's a small mercy that At least fantasy wasn't ruined becaus one of the writers has severe daddy issues.

Reminder that SFO even got the approval of Darren now.