>LET'S TALK BIDNESS >HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA >SUCH

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>>389936862
>disliking these based one-liners
You're a pleb and you got filtered.

>>389936862
>why do teenagers talk like teenagers

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Why not just make it a movie instead of a David Cage """game""" anyway

I don't believe someone played this

>>389936862
>GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE
I thought that was pretty funny.

>>389936862
Point is though, cunts like that really do talk like that irl

>>389937345
Comfy exploration potential.

>>389936862
take your meds, grandpa

>>389936862
is there any game out there where your choices actually matter?

>>389937314
Literally no one speaks like that except

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>implying go fuck your selfie wasn't hilarious

>>389937474
Undertale

>>389937540
That one made sense in context. The rest of the ones were just cringy ebin maymays. Most of which uttered by Chloe. That's why I sacrificed her with no regrets.

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Because videogames are now being made for women and people who don't like playing videogames. Say goodbye to actual compelling and engaging videogames and acquire a taste for shitty emotional, vapid, story driven "games" (Female protags of course)

>>389937501
What? Every girl in this game talks like that, and teenage girls irl talk like that.

>>389936862
Waifus and hipsters.

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giv chloe gf

>>389937643
>and teenage girls irl talk like that
That that really make it any less teeth shatteringly insufferable?

>>389936862
You really have no sense of humor

>>389937704
ok, I'll take Max :3

>>389937765
No, a sense of humor is something like M*A*S*H. This is just cringy meme bullshit.

Chloe a cute.

>>389937823
You misspelt "cunt".

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>tfw no max gf

>>389937821
You're you're so smart and mature wow. You know, I'm only 14, but my favourite band is Led Zepplin. I totally agree with you, I never fit in with kids in my school because I'm so much more mature than them, just like you.

>>389937821
That you're incapable of finding the humor in, you need funny served to you on a plate it sounds like instead of finding it

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>>389937871
>tfw ywn be Chloe's boyfriend
>tfw ywn be there to give her the emotional support she needs after her dad dies
>tfw ywn often take her away from home so she doesn't have to see David every day
>tfw ywn prevent her from getting so angry at the world
>tfw ywn protect her smile

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K A T E A C U T E

>>389937935
>>389937952
Okay, fine. LiS is the best game of all time, deserved every last award it won, and its comedic bits were hilarious as well as intelligent and poignant. That better?
>>389938024
But this I agree with. >>389938009
>tfw no Christian gf

>>389938009
Good.
The only good thing about her is that she doesn't have any friends.
She is a bad person and deserves to suffer.

>>389936862

this is how kids in the pacific northwest really talk. it sounds ridiculous, but it's accurate

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That Rachel part though..

>>389938115
edgy

>>389938150
Well then that's one place I'll never visit in the future.

>>389936862
I like that Max says "wowzer". It's cute.

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>>389937643
>teenage girls irl talk like that.

>>389936862
Lesbians? Who? Chloe and Rachel were friends but Chloe was the one who wanted to hook up with Rachel, I think.

>>389937501
You know how every group of teenagers in every city in the world speak? Not one of them uses some unique words or slang? That seems highly unlikely.

>>389938058
No one said it's the best. It's barely even a game. It's just not as shit as you say it is.

>>389937643
the real world differs quite heavily from reality-tv-shows my dude

>>389938337
Maybe I'm just not a teenager person.

>>389938310
>exceptions are the rule
nope.jpg

>>389937641
Hey, uh, you know it's possible for a large variety of styles of games to exist all at the same time, right? Like, just because Life is Strange is popular, it doesn't mean third-person shooters or whatever waifu game you like to jerk off to is just going to stop existing or being made.

You and many of your peers here need to learn to stop looking at the world exclusively in extremes. There's a shit load of middle ground you are ignoring.

>>389936862
Jesus, this is the most cancerous thing on this board since Underfail.

>>389938471
xD

>hella

its a cali thing

>>389937345
Because it has no potential to be an interesting movie.

>>389938524
But it can't be a Call thing, >>389937501 says he knows all the teenagers and nobody anywhere talks like that.

>>389938391
To each his own. I also shat on it before I tried it, but Max alone won me over. It's nice little interactive story, nothing groundbreaking.

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>>389937952
>>389938337
>>389938838
have you tried fucking off to reddit?

>>389937765
>Go fuck your selfie
Wow what a really funny and clever joke

>Chloe
>an emotionally manipulative, mentally unstable, insufferable twat that even the very fabric of reality wants dead
>voiced by Ashley Burch
How could anyone like her? Why would anyone save her?

>>389940138
She's cute.

"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah"

This was cool

go fuck your selfie was actually pretty good desu

Half the stuff Max says is retarded, but its supposed to be retarded because shes a dork.

Everything Chloe says is terrible tho.

I would have let Mr Jefferson fuck me

>>389940138
Because if I save her she will love me. Just like my mom.

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>people are still defending the dialogue
40yr old Frenchmen do not know how American teenage girls talk, the slang was completely off.

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>eagerly waited ten months for each episode to be released
>ending is a rushed A or B choice cop out

>>389943153

What did you honestly expect?

32 distinct endings? Really, explain to me your design document on how it should have ended

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>Can't actually see Chloe die horribly before rewinding and letting her die again
>Can't use powers to molest Kate
>Can't use powers to hate fuck Victoria
>Can't use powers to fuck with people in general

So much wasted potential

Terrible non-game. I instantly think less of people who like it.

>>389938150
Except me and my younger sister went to highschool and college in the region this game's based in and I can say from experience that they don't. Not to this exaggerated extent anyway. The game's dialogue sounds like it was written by 38+ year old hipsters trying to sound 'hip with the young people.' Are you a middle-aged Portlandian hipster, Anon?

>>389943207
It was clear they had to rush it out and wanted to do more.

>>389936862
Game wasn't completely worthless, since it was clear the characters were designed by some old guy to represent girls half his age he'd like to fuck.

Just imagine if it was designed by women.

>>389943778
>Every girl is the fat bitch with purple hair
>Plot is using time powers to defeat patriarchy Jefferson

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

>>389943153
Eh. The problem isn't the A or B choice cop out, it's that the writing is terribly uncreative. Literally everyone predicted it from episode 1 onward. It's also quite an unhappy ending. So it doesn't please those who want an interesting ending, and it doesn't please those who want a fanservice ending.

>>389937314
>>389937643
>>389938642
>>389938524
It's not a "Cali" thing ("Cali" is one of the faggiest things that you could possibly say by the way) it's a Pacific Norrthwest thing (including northern california) where the most cancerous people in America reside.

>>389937641
>Say goodbye to actual compelling and engaging videogames

You are an over dramatic faggot if you unironically believe stuff like this.

>>389938115
Nigga what?
In multiple realities she is willing to die so others don't have to suffer. Nobody else in the town gave any fucks about anyone but themselves.