>Choose dialogue option that sounds neutral and passive >Character

i want to impregnate tristana

Just post the thick yordles already

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What are these characters anyway I just saved this image a coupe days ago because I liked it

>every Telltale game ever
>make obvious, smart decision that only a retard wouldn't make
>"Dumb Faggot will remember that"

>>389928430
>choose peaceful option
>the people you help murders everyone
>they then attack you
>kill them in self defense
>get bad karma
WOW

Glass him

>>389928552
Sam and Max of thrones when?

>>389928504
Yordles from lego legends

>>389928504
They're sex in physical form

>Block the door with a box
>enemy still opens it

>>389928504
I don't know why "blue" is crossed off. Team Blue Sex and Team Blue Sexy are fine names.

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>being a cowardly neutralfag

>>389928453
Get in line

>play female character
>make her look like a older sister
>give her older sister voice
Cutscenes are the best with this.

Glass him

>>389928587
>help oppressed race
>they violently murder everyone
>murder opressed race since they deserved it as much as they're opressors
>get treated like shit for doing "bad thing"

>>389928714
If games stopped rewarding you or at least made some point where your decision has an impact on the game or story then yes I'd stop being neutral

>>389928840
>be stereotypical fantasy murderhobo
>get shit for it in any remotely real situation
Who woulda thunk.

>>389928995
I was thinking of the Tenpenny tower incident in fallout 3.

>>389928660
Yes, but
>physical

If only. Tfw only humans irl.

>>389929050
>Very funny

>>389928714
>Don't want to be Super Jesus
>Don't want to be Mega Hitler either
Fuck me I guess

>>389929116
fuck you

To people who didn't get "glass him", is English your first language?

>>389929247
English is my second language and I knew that [Glass him] was going to involve something violent (I thought he was gonna smash a glass on the counter and shank him).

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>this fucking artist

>>389929247 same as >>389929317 here

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>>389928714
Actually The Witcher did it right IMO

>>389928430
>Try to talk to guy
>He moves and press interact with object
>"You thief!!!"
>Whole town is after me
>Never went back there again

AND THEN YOU STOMPED HER

>>389929564
>"I'm nootral, I don't get involved in politics"
>Every man quest involves him getting involved in politics

>Suck his dick
>Kill him execution style in front of his family

>>389929574
>NPCs can tell if an apple is stolen

>>389929247
I don't understand how people missed that. That kind of phrase is pretty common when it comes to violence.

>>389929692

That's what I liked about Witcher 2. It's built around you wanting to mind your own shit but you constantly get dragged into politics making huge decisions that you want no part of. 3 allowed for too much distancing from politics in my opinion.

>>389929707
>Try to sell apple to another clerk
>He knows you stole it

>>389929850
>Cum filled condoms instead of water balloons
>Not a gun but a giant dildo
You had one job riot!

>>389928430
tristana is worst yordle

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Males > females yordles

>>389929813
> 3 allowed for too much distancing from politics in my opinion.
Which leads to best possible endings.
Not sure if good or bad game design, it does fit the lore but player has to ignore many quests.

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>>389929169
Being Mega Hitler sounds fucking radical though.

my favourite dialogue system is the WHEEL in mass effect because they colour code the options so my autistic brain knows how people will react

but really, how does anyone defend the morality slider in biodrone games. pathetic.

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>>389930428
>MOON MAN, MOON MAN - BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>389928714
Well I'm sorry for wanting to get the true ending.

full voice acting in script heavy games was a mistake. even ffx knew not to voice minor characters

the dialogue in ghost trick (and aa) is infinitely more engaging than 99% of voiced games, but for some reason noone else bothers to copy its style. sad.

>>389928430
>I'd shake your hand if I could.
>[x]Very funny
>Geralt: Fuck you!
Really made me think.

>>389929692
>Help us geralt making a new state
>nah
>tis a bummer
>yaaaaaaah.mp3
>200xp gained

>>389929169
>Implying Mega Hitler is different from Super Jesus

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>Thing asks you to free it
>If you free it, it will save a bunch of children
>If you dont, the children will be devoured
>By freeing it, you doom a shit ton of people

>>389931623
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few :^)

>>389931372
>Hey Roche
>Hey Geralt, we are getting destroyed. All my friends are dead, Temeria has fallen, we will take it back but things arent looking good, even special forces are fighting in the frontline, Im probably going to die
>Sorry man... wanna play cards?

>>389931702
This game will turn me into a fucking sith

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>>389928504
I want to cum inside Poppy

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>>389929692
Why do people think that being politically neutral means not getting involved in politics?

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>multiple dialog options
>whatever you choose your character says the same dialog

>>389931923
Don't you know anon? You're either on the side of justice (us) or the side of evil and hate (them).

Same thing happens when people say both sides are retarded and they're a centrist.

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>>389930282
this tee bee aitch

>>389928504
i want poppy to smash my ass against a wall.

How did 3 dogs know I stealth killed zombie hitler anyway? Did my character brag about it?

In closing, fuck big town.

>>389928714
>Get called a neutral fag or pick from two sides you don't like at all.

Gee I wonder why Neutral-fags are growing in number.

>>389931821
Why cum when you can cuddle and love?

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>>389933720
>neutralfags

>>389933786
Why noy both?

>>389929247
To be fair, Glassing has different meanings depending on which English speaking country you come from.

>>389933920
>Pick left
>WOW YOU FUCKING LIBERAL MANCHILD, I BET YOU LOVE SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOU LITERAL SJW

>Pick Right
>OMG YOU LITERAL NAZI EDGELORD, GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS, IT'S 2017 DURR HURR

>Say fuck it and don't pick a side
>Left and right burst in the door
>OMFG MAN THE FUCK UP AND PICK A SIDE ALREADY YOU TWAT WHAI DON'T YOU PICK A SIDE?!?!?

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>>389934031
>Pick Libertarian
>Shoot the motherfuckers who just busted down your door

>>389934145
What even is Libertarianism? "Get off my property" or something like that?

>>389934293
>What even is Libertarianism?
A joke.

>>389928453
Same

>>389934293
>What even is Libertarianism?
Unfunny joke

>>389930245
You are the worst human

>>389934353
>>389934402
My thoughts exactly, it doesn't have alot of influence anyway so why does it matter?

Until modern politics stops acting like toddlers on the playground, or a LEGIT decent ideology comes along, I'm a neutral fag.

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>>389934513
There is already a decent ideology

>>389934609
>>389934513
>>389934031
>babby's first political science discussion

>>389934663
stfu commie

>>389934609
If I wanted to larp as a Nazi I'd join a reenactment gig.

>>389934685
>oh no, this person has accused me of being ignorant and uninformed!
>better call him a communist, that'll show him how smart i am!
rule 2

>>389934609
>lets kill or exile half the population and put the other half into forced labor, and then spell all that manpower on engines of war rather than increasing the standard of living
thats not an ideology its a nation trying to commit suicide

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>>389928430
>>389928552
> Choose assertive dialogue
> Character says something completely different to what the dialogue option implied

>>389934609
Germany was a mistake.

>>389934023
Where I come from, it's synonymous with using nuclear weapons. Which really didn't fit that context that keeps coming up here.

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>>389929247
No. Where I come from, glassing someone is the act of doing that thing in which you and someone else hit your glasses together, producing a light "clink", say something among the lines of "cheers" or "bottoms up" and then take a big swig of your drink.

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>>389930282
>Yordlew are forever stuck on a shit game
What a shame.

>>389934031
>Be Geralt.
>Say fuck it and don't pick a side.
>Left and right talk it out, become best friends and invite you to the party.
Too bad you miss half the quests in the game that way.

>>389928453
No, me.

Fact: Labeling yourself unto a political party makes you a retard.

>>389937652
>t. Centrist brainlet

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>>389938870
>ad hominem meme
And like clockwork, proves my point.

>>389928430
this ruiined mass effect 2 for me

but it was a shit game in many many ways

>>389929564

For the Witcher 1, being neutral was your best course of action.

If you attacked the Order of the Flaming Rose or the Elves in the 4th chapter, you were fucked in the next since they would attack you.

Whereas if you just stayed neutral, your friends are glad you didn't do anything and you can even find a secret passageway into the hospital that you can use.

It was nice for a game to reflect what Geralt felt, he wanted to stay neutral and if you do you get an easier time.

>>389929850
>hooves instead of feet
What a shitty artist.