it has a great look but it just doesnt look like my kind of game

Was the shitstorm all just a clever marketing ploy?

>>389887239
i dnt know but i wont be buying such an easy looking game

>what are periods and commas, lmao

>>389887112
thanks for letting us know champ

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Spoiling final boss

>>389887112
Nice blog

>>389887346
this is 4chan no one takes this place seriously enough to care

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>>389887112

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>>389887112
Did you just describe a shmup?

>>389887476
what is it about redditors that they can't correctly grasp a concept, but can't stop themselves from spouting it out anyways.

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>>389887574
literally the machine i am typing on

>>389887112

i have the sneaking suspicion that this game will barely have any content

but let's be honest here? at this point who gives a fuck? people with an xbox will buy this game because it has marketed as a big xbox release, 2D shmup lover have literaly no other game to buy, it might sells some more to people attracted by the silly symphony visual

at the end of the day nobody will give an actual fuck about the actual game

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>>389887678
>1080p

>>389887390
>Need to be an expert gamer to even beat the tutorial

What the fuck were they thinking

>>389887112
>at least 3 less hits before death
But there's literally only three.

>>389887390
I told you it's the tall block, you fucking retard

>>389887678
I had a similar toaster six years ago, am I supposed to be impressed?

>>389887930
ya because everytime i post about what 1440p ultrawide monitor to buy i get nothing but nonsense or people telling me to buy 4k for a 1070

>>389887239
Yes. Gamers as a whole are predictable manchildren with persecution complexes who love to engage in outrage culture. Any PR firm worth their salt could easily exploit them.

>>389888114
no there is 5

>>389887390
>game takes place in a cube like The Cube movies
>each room is a boss
>have to solve some shit with prime numbers to get the true ending

>>389888128
Well why don't you buy a 4k monitor and play at 1440p?

>>389888385
The Cube movie was fucking great,
Wish there was proper vidya for it.

>>389888446
>480p looks lime shit on 720p monitor
>720p looks like shit on 1080p monitor
>1080p looks l8me shit on 1440p minitor

getting the hint?

>>389887112
here's your (you)

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I heard this game has the hardest and most difficult tutorial level in all of gaming, Literally the dark souls of tutorial levels.

>>389889695
You need atleast an IQ of 100 to beat the tutorial. That alone makes it impossible for half of the population on Earth

>>389889695
It's more like Dark Souls is the Cuphead tutorial of ARPGs.

>blah blah blah i wish this game was on ps4 reeee blah blah blah

>>389889859
>implying sonybros don't have a good enough laptop to play this on
Even smartphones could handle this game if they just ported it

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LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

>>389889831
>need atleast an IQ of 100 to beat the tutorial
can I sue for discrimination?

>>389887390
I'm triggered

>>389887112
>it has a great look
Sure if you're a retard, it just looks like a shitty generic American cartoon.

>>389887390
"Beating" the tutorial is equal to needing to become an expert F1 driver to write about cars.

This is true journalism

I find that using the 30's artstyle for the graphics of the game really fucking clever, considering that they usually used loops in animation frequently back then

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>>389893797
can you at least try?

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reminder it was Dean's fault ME's leveling system got dumbed down in the sequels :^)

https://twitter.com/deantak/status/906768747720974336