ITT: /v/ creates the worst videogame ever, one idea at a

Roguelike

>made by Nintendo

>>389851007
Every mission is an escort mission

>>389851007
>Early Access

>>389851007
skyrimesque

>>389851007
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

>>389851007
You can climb any mountain you want!

unskippable cutscenes

Level scaling

>>389851007
No ability to attack enemies

>>389851007
killing things delevels you

>>389851007
Concept art by CWC

>>389851007
IGUGO TB combat

>Your choices "have consequences"

the protagonist is a black lady with an afro

>>389851007
TURN BASED

>>389851007
Main character is a scrawny white man who whines about the patriarchy and how minorities are mistreated, but never actually allows women and minorities to speak.

>Souls-like gameplay

Gearbox in charge of writing.

>>389851007
RNG weather that can hurt you

lead environment designer Sean Murray

procedurally generated

>>389851007
Wall of text loredumps.

Microtransactions and lootboxes

Unskippable, comic book style cutscenes with minimal animation

>>389851007
Pushing diversity and "Donald Trump is literally Hitler" references

>>389851007
Ingame McDonalds advertisements

3D worlds that somehow auto-scroll.

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>Trying to get the Call of duty audience

>character design by cliff bazinga

>>389851381
>MinutesSince/v/CriedAboutBotW.jpg

Crafting system

community marketplace

>>389851007
POV slider that goes up to 360

Day one $50 Season Pass.

Diverse, all female team of designers, writers and coders.

>>389851459
And what, you're just gonna lie that and take it? Jesus Christ girl, make an effort.

>>389851172
and Knuckles & Knuckles from Knuckles the Knuckles

Motion blur

All characters made with the same character creator the player gets.

>>389851595
& Knuckles

>Vsync: Yes
>Shadows: On
>Anti Aliasing: Yes

Lead Writer, Anita Sarkeesian
Co-Writer, Anthony Burch

>>389851514
I think you maybe meant >>389851324
?

>>389851007
Denuvo

>>389851514
More about the Planescape:Borement spiritual successor.
I give no fucks either way about BotW.

Paid mods

Soundtrack by Chainsmokers

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>world design by /v/

Stats that do nothing, but are needed for arbitrary checks throghout the game. Failing the checks is a softlock obviously.

>>389851381
Accompanied by apolyptic logs/tapes

A Hideo Kojima game

Illustrations by Shadman

>Survival crafting

It's just a kino machine sitting in a Japanese titty-bar.

>>389851827
I would totally play this

Armpits

>>389851007
CYOA with skill checks up the ass.

>>389851708
VN style minecraft ripoff with a deep and engaging story for some reason

>>389851007
pushing pro-Trump and conspiracy theory nonsense

>>389851063
roguelite*

>>389851172
>>389851595
>>389851563
>>389851660
But these are all improvements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQOJ3yCK8pI
>>389851827
>this happened and I didn't contribute in spite of seeing the threads
Feels kinda bad but I probably wouldn't have improved it any

>>389851007
main quest is one long underwater escort mission

Have to 100% the game to get true ending

soundtrack made by lil pump and icejjfish

>Bullet Sponges

>Nietzsche's quote at the start of the opening cutscene

leveling on volume/mass of bullets fired

any moe game
/thread
weebs btfo and kys

>>389852140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

Your companion is a nigger who floats around the screen and laughs in a goofy-like manner during important currencies and you can barely hear what they character is telling you. there's no subtitles

DRM

Online multiplayer only

>>389852230
>he says, on an anime website

in-game microtransactions

>>389852241
Cutscenes*

>>389852235
god tier menu screen music

>Ask for your credit card number and charge you a dollar everytime you level up

>>389852293
weebs on suicide watch

>>389851007
Online required

>>389852131
Clue to get to true ending is hidden behind an obscure reference at start of game

>>389852361
Nah, how bout this is THE ONLY MUSIC THAT PLAYS THE ENTIRE GAME?

You are forced to go through a romance quest line and sex scene at the end, you can't "fail" the romance quest. And all the romances available are homosexual.

>>389852293
this was anime website perhaps 10 years ago, now it's evolved and the cancer is contained

>>389851415
>>389852081
>game has fair unbiased presentation of both sides that shows they have their own positives and negatives but admonishes extremists that crank up the respective negatives
>everyone who plays it gets butthurt thinking they're getting shit on
Glorious
>>389852230
>/threading your own post
>not just saying "moeshit" to contribute without being a self important troglodyte

Mary commited suicide after he transgendered, please buy the Maid Mary DLC

Quirky characters

whole game takes place in a desert

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>>389852489
Why contain it? S'cool.

>>389851007
Farting (referred to in-game as 'BRAPPING') is a central gameplay mechanic

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>Volume: On/Off

Andrew Dobson

>>389851007
Terrible soundtrack

>>389852545
SUICIDE W A T C H

>>389851065
>>389851184
>>389851249
>>389851276
>>389851547
>>389851659
>>389851895
>>389852614
None of these are that bad

>>389852489
Last time I checked /pol/ was far from being contained.

>>389852789
(You)

non intuitive menu controls that make no sense

>"we want the 4chan audience"

Represent political bullshit with angels and demons, both sides attempt to self insert as the angels. The angels are the centrists, the only ones who make any sense

>>389852908
>Must exit to main menu before exiting to Windows.

Kinect™ enhanced

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>>389852489
The influx of normies has only made this site more cancerous. Now instead of nerds arguing with each other it's nerds arguing with normie faggots that think they own the place because they refuse to not ruin everything.
No matter how many of you cancerous shits waltz in here, 4chan is still the same website it was when it was first made. Fuck off with your current events revisionism.

>>389853015
>must watch the entire intro cutscene before main menu appears so you can exit the game

>Multiplayer only

>>389852489
no it wasn't you fucking newfag. 99% of /a/ are nothing more than underage newfags. the type of anime shit being spammed across all boards was NEVER EVER allowed. /v/ was never like it is with this not vidya vn kawaii uguu anime shit being spammed everywhere

>all these posts
>mmo not mentioned yet
Jesus Christ, /v/, at least try

Needs games for windows live

>retro graphics

>>389853159
no you don't get the point, its the same argument every retard makes when he's being called out for posting anime shit "oooh you complain about anime when ur on anime website broo"

>>389853159
>/v/ was never like it is with this not vidya
How new are you?

>>389853289
>mixels with environmental textures made by resizing photographs of real life objects

389853159
Bait unworthy of a (You)

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>>389852489
>cancer is contained
>says the cancer

>>389851007
>>389851065
>>389851184

Nice stealth BotW hate thread. I guess you were laughed out of the threads that actually pertained to the game so you had to keep the butthurt alive somehow.

>>389853428
if you didn't realise this is the containment board, /v/ alongside with /pol/ and pornboards has most newfags and redditors

>>389852003

Game has different Routes based on your skin color and political standing chosen at the beginning

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"Protected" by DENUVO

mono sound enforced with precautions to avoid hackers hacking the game to change it

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Weapon deterioration

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>>389853130
>intro cutscene starts with 5 unskipable company logo cutscenens

>published by EA
>developed by Obsidian

Emojis

>>389853657
>Developed by Obsidian
OP asked for the worst video game possible, not a decent video game.

Get elements from magikarp jump/pewdiepies tuber simulator/cookie clicker

And make it your favourite franchise themed

>rhythm """""""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""""""
>but clusterfucked it with animu weeb pedo shit

>Direcred by Quintin Tarentino

>Developed by Bethesda Game Studios

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underwater stealth missions

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>>389853652
>>389853130
>>389853015
>trying to alt+F4 crashes your pc so hard you must restart it

>>389853807
Just saying Touhou works as well.

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>Day 1 DLC

>Powered by Gamebryo

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>A RPG where you play as this guy

>>389853527
Pick White and Chaos Alignment
>ywn get the cuck ending

>ends with a cliffhanger

>>389853840
That would be a good thing if you're a footfag.

>>389854043
>studio gets liquidized by their publisher and a sequel is never made

cd must be inserted to play game and isos dont work

>>389851007
Vince,Cleve, and Styg from the RPG Codex are in charge.

I know it is poor form to /thread your own post
but
/thread.

>>389853948
be a good sport and link me anon

>can only be purchased trough steam

>>389851903
>namdahS

Character models are based off actors

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>Create your gender

first person
open world
level scaling [where enemies just increase in health and damage output and button read, no new tactics or weapons]
RNG drops [that include parts and upgrades to guns or weapons in dlc even if you don't own the dlc]
you don't get drops for not finishing missions, missions take 30 minutes to an hour
dlc weapons that are stronger than base
weapons are locked behind levels
leveling is a grind
pvp encouraged
multiplayer comes first for the devs
heists
zombies
on disc DLC
token minority characters written people that think it's "diverse" and not just insulting
allegory for the "superiority of socialism"
always online DRM + a layer of denuvo
released in episodes, at a full $60 a piece

>>389853783
Ah, but there's the clincher: EA likes to rush shit out, exacerbating how long Obsidian needs to finish the game up properly.
It'll be Wasted Potential: The Game 2: Electric Bugaloo

>ads in the pause menu

> OSVR-only

>>389853901
That are also escort missions
And being underwater inverts the camera controls no matter what you initially had it set to
Oxygen bar
Player model almost devours the entire screen

seriously what the fuck MGS2

>>389854436
2?
They are up to version 7 by now.

>>389854468
have to say "McDonalds" to make ad go away

>>389854614
>have to buy McDonalds and type number from your receipt in game to make ad go away

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>>389851007

>>389854791
>after eating it in front of the camera on your console/pc/device
>if you don't finish it all it won't let you put the code in to keep playing

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>>389854167
https://imgur.com/a/bZ4N1

>>389854956
>accidently pause game again forgetting about the ad
>have to go through the process again, console won't turn off and will whip out a knife and cut your hand off if you try to unplug it
FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

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>>389855197

>>389854850
literally no EA game looks like this

>>389855197
Not him, but hella thanks anon.

>>389851007
You learn abilities from getting hit by them

50+ dlc packs

>>389855197
Thanks

>>389851007
Infinite quests!

>>389855197
>They never use their powers in creative ways to fuck

screw these hack writers

Pressing esc closes the game

>>389853940
>touhou
>rythm game
You need to go back

>>389855927
Agreed

Pinkberry channel

But its a video game

>Game has a sound test
>Have to pay for the tracks

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>>389856382
you sick fuck

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>Game ends before the tutorial does

OH, WAIT

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>>389851007
Shitty special ability with insane cooldown

>>389851827
Would play, I loved games with huge worlds

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>Fun with friends

>digital funbucks
>microtrannies
>procedurally generated
>50gb day one patch
>day one dlc
>Expansion Pass
>turn based
>ANYTHING with cards
>made by activision/konami/EA/ubisoft
>"next gen"
>subleddit with 100k+ members
>p2w/cosmetics with stats
>lootboxes
>servers not working properly for week after release
>shit servers
>infested with russians/turks/polacks
>early access

Has a dating system but all choices are awful

>>389852789
>made by sega circa mid 2000s
now it's bad

>>389851827
someone should make this into an actual game

>food/water meter

"Fun for the whole family"

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Fourth-wall breaking narrative elements. IE: characters telling you to turn the console off or commenting on your other saved games.

>>389853442
Are you retarded? Climb any mountain you want was a todd meme way before botw was even revealed

>>389857464
why?

>>389857641
I don't understand your question.

>>389857720
how is that inherently bad

>>389857794
Do you want a game telling you "go outside loser" after 3 hours? Or "haha this faggot plays weeb games?"

>>389857794
Because I'm a big dumb retard and now that hating kojima is a cool thing to do I have to hate on everything he's ever done

>Character design by Shadman

>>389851249
Fucking this
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Dark Souls Lite

>>389851007
Equipment doesn't change your character's appearance

>>389856846
>female check
>white male check
>nigger check
yeah this is AAA game

>>389859224
(((AAA)))

>>389859465
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