>make thread about a game with positive comment >5 posts

I feel like most of the people here are just too apathetic about most things to bother posting in a thread to just agree with something. You have to put out bait, even if it's obvious to rouse them up first. It's shit even by /v/ standards, really, but you're right, a thread that doesn't start with bait or some hackneyed saying has little chance to last here.

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>>389846419
because /V/ is easy as fuck to bait, and uncapable of constructive discussion

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>Call any post with right leanings a /pol/ post
>Thread explodes into /pol/ babies rushing to their brothers defense.

>>389846885
It actually used to be charming when it was the "front" of just a couple games, like how Monster Hunter threads almost always start with people shitting each other's weapon choice or telling people to git gud after the Steam release of Dark Souls. Now it's one of the most obnoxious things about this place.

>>389846885
This. If you start a thread by giving your opinion of a game, and asking what others thought, you might get a couple replies. If you want the thread to actually take off, you have to say something short and stupid, like "what did I think of this" or "find a flaw".

>>389846419
Daily reminder Shibata literally killed a man in the ring.

>big tits anime girl on OP
>insta 50 posts
>get banned

>>389847596
Himself?

>>389847690
Besides himself

If you want to talk about games you like positively you need to do it on forums with accounts.
/v/ is the place to talk about things you hate and finding pleasure in other peoples failures.

Generation of newfags think /v/ is all about shitting on everyone else on the board and being the most epic troll, because they fell for the memes and didn't understand what rage was about. Either that, they're just wholly irreverent 16-year-old iPhone mongos, or shitposting illuminati. TL;DR fucked beyond repair

>>389847596
So did Rey Mysterious and no one is up his dick about it.

>>389847561
These work too.

>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts?
>Apologize to him /v/.
>Explain yourselves.
>Well?
>Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this.
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Refute this.
>Prove him wrong. Protip: you can't.
>Perfect X doesn't exi- .
>Why does this trigger /v/ so much?
>/v/ BTFO.
>Would you?
>Is he "our" guy?
>He did nothing wrong!
>Will you buy his game?
>Buy his game.
>Convince me to NOT buy this game.
>Find a flaw.
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that it was shit?
>I'm glad we can all agree on this.
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST.
>Hold me, /v/ros.
>How do we fix this?
>Redpill me on X.
>What was his endgame?
>Was it kino?
>What am I in for?
>What are some games that let me do this?
>Name 1 (ONE) game that does this.
>GF (male)
>What went wrong?
>Why is this allowed?
>Will this save the gaming industry?
>Can we get one of these threads going?
>LOL.
>Keep it vidya.
>Really makes you think.
>WE.
>So this...is the power...of X...woah.
>I just played X, what did I think of it?
>*BRAAAP*.
>Here's your controller bro!
>DIE BARNEYFAG.
>I want to ____ X!
>THICC
>tfw too intelligent to X
>"hey anon turn on your mic!"
>I'm at a loss.
>HE.
>How's that youtube gaming channel, /v/ros?
>What the fuck were they thinking?
>Claim you're waifu!
>people fell for the X meme
>Headsets thread.
>wtf i love/hate X now.
>Tired gamer thread.
>Are videogames art?
>*Joker pic* CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.
>When will you outgrow videogames?
>Sex or videogames?
>What games allow me to play as X?
>this is your ___ for tonight
>this is ____ say something nice to them
>no way fag.
>Look at this Nep!
>NEVER EVER.
>It's not fair!
>Is this loss?
>Is that a JoJo reference?
>kys.

>>389847091
Why right leaning? Any political post outside of /pol/ needs to fuck off in equal measure.

>>389848470
Rey doesn't work strong style.

>>389849508
Make that any social issue.

>>389849363
the game quote with '[game] thread' in spoilers really annoys me

as in:
>Medallion's humming, must be a Witcher thread
it's literally never funny and i don't know why it annoys me as much as it does compared to actual shitposting

>>389847675
Pretty deserved to be honest.

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HATRED IS WHAT DRIVES ME

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>>389846419
d-did he die?

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>>389846963
>/V/

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>>389847091
>people actually believe this

top fuckin kuck

The same reason that cnn and fox news are entirely negative. Nobody tunes in to people being good human beings. People are shitheads. Thats the advantage of /v/ and 4chan ; you are encouraged to be yourself and embrace the shittiness of humanity that other sites try to pretend dont exist

>>389847675
it's just part of the deal

>>389849363
This is why I actually started to hate /v/, I don't remember this kinda shit 8 years ago

>>389852031
Remember, everyone is on the Internet now.

>>389849363
what did you mean by this?

>>389847091
yeah, stop doing that
it's not fun and fucks up good and bad threads alike
/v/'s enough autistic, it doesn't need /pol/'s autism

>>389849363
>Claim you're waifu!
I think any OP that has waifu in it gets auto-saged now. Now it's just ''best girl''.

>>389852031
Because back then anons were chastised for responding to obvious bait. Now, the same bait threads are posted on a regular basis and everyone here is too stupid to not respond.

>>389852478
They make EPIC screen caps and post them on reddit to show themselves absolutely EVISCERATING what to most non newfags is an obvious bait.

This is why reddit is the issue, their screencap bullshit ruined /v/

Any half decent threads now have "put me in the screencap" posted like 30 times

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>>389851789
no
Okada is NJPW's John Cena

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NJPW vidya when lads

>>389852635
ive never liked to make sweeping generalizations about /v/ but honestly youre right about these offsiters/newfags responding to clear bait as if theyre serving up some sort of epic own and its insanely annoying.

>>389852950
>Okada
>NJPWs John Cena
That would be Tanahashi.

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What are some games where the traitor redeems himself by going out in a blaze of glory?

>>389853072
2005?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestle_Kingdom_(video_game)

FPWW and the wwe games are good enough with their community character shit. Too bad you cant access the creations with a pirated version.

>>389849363
Thanks for the comprehensive filter list bud

>>389846419
I want to SUCK Shibata kun!

>>389852950
he's gonna get some serious brain damage if he keeps this shit up

>>389855121
He did. He did that exact headbutt in the biggest match of his career and probably ended his career in the process.

He MIGHT return to the ring but if he doesn't heavily scale back his headbutts he's gonna die. Although Shibata is probably one of those types that would rather die doing what they love than retire young, even if he'd have a job training in the dojo for life.

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>>389855121
anon...

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>>389855121
>he doesn't know

>>389849363
Welp. Time for me to leave 4chan. This post is 100% accurate. There is nothing novel here. Just retards flinging shit at each other over and over again. Bye retards.

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>>389849363

Because anger is the fastest and most efficient spreading emotion in humans. That's what you also see spreading the most and getting shared the most on social networks like Twitter. Good news are just not interesting to humans.

Now you understand what marketers figured out years ago.

Make a thread calling a game GOTY and it wont get any replies

Make a thread nitpicking one little aspect of the game and youll get max replies ez.

Devs literally shit on their own games while samefagging and defending their game from themselves. Its the most transparent shit ive ever seen and the kiddies on /v/ lap it up

>>389849363
If you filter all of this /v/ shows up as a blank board

>>389846419
That webm is pretty cool OP, where did you get it?

>>389849363
So you have what, like 3 threads left after that?