YOU CAN PRESS CROUCH AND THEN JUMP AND DO A LONG JUMP ARE YOU

>>389838184
How did you even finish Zen ?

actually you have to hold control forward and press the jump button.

>I've been playing this game since the year it was released and still haven't managed to beat Xen

Embarassing desu

>>389838184
Come on family, everyone knows Gabe's favorite game is Super Mario 64. You should have known how to long jump.

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>>389838184
>I have been playing this game since it was released and never finished it
Holy shit anon

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>>389838184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIY5ya3wYDk

Only when you have the long-jump module
It was part of the Hazard Course as well, you stupid fucking monkey

>>389838184

Your are either a troll, or the most stupid motherfucker ever.

>>389838184
THEY EXPLAIN THIS IN THE TRAINING LEVEL WHAT THE FUCK MAN

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Is this thread a "stuff we overlooked in video games" thread?


>In no more heroes 1, I didn't know you could upgrade your beam sword
>literally went through the whole game wondering why it was difficult

Are you a Valve tester?

>>389838270
I knew a guy who made the jumps with the gluon gun.

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>>389838270
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>>389838920
>all these newfags don't know it's from DSP

Jesus christ, this is the current state of /v/.

>>389838270
OP didn't. He's just some normiefag who barely made it through Office Complex then went on to play something else.

>>389839084
I know DSP is a retard on YouTube. I guessed that OP is a different sort of retard. Nobody cares about your precious DSP.

>>389839084
>calls others newfags
>he watches eceleb #2371954036
Kindly kys yourself.

>>389839084
>/v/ doesn't give a shit about e-celebs
i see nothing wrong here

I remember discovering this in CS 1.6 because I needed to jump someplace. I remember thinking "in real life whenever I try to jump higher I crouch a little, let me try that" and it worked and it didn't phase me one bit. It was a "oh yeah why wouldn't that be a thing" moment and I was like 10.

You are retarded.

>>389838184
i gave up and used cheats after playing it for a decade

>>389839039
oh fuck
going through NMH was already a chore, I can't imagine playing it all the way through without upgrades

>>389838828
This has to be staged. There's no way someone can be this goddamned dense.

>>389839084
i take pride in not knowing shit about youtube personalities

>>389839282
It's DSP

>>389839039
my friend played literally all of re4 up to the part where you have to get to the jetski after the end guy without knowing you could run

>>389839084
>someone is a newfag for not watching e-celebs
Jesus Christ, this is the current state of /v/.

>>389839084
>all these newfags don't know it's from youtuber n°1234
Wew

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>>389839084
if you consider even so much as being aware of that chubby autist's existence is some kind of badge of honor and oldfag certificate, you should unironically fucking kill yourself

>>389839281
At least the minigames in two made it bearable.

>>389839418
I mean, if you don't know who DSP is, you're 100% a newfag, there is no way to have missed him seeing as he have a thread every single day for the last ten years, in fact, this is a fucking incognito DSP thread

>>389839405
That poor fucking soul. I can't imagine the pain and stupidity he felt.

>>389839478
You seem upset, newfriend

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>>389839478
LOL thanks for all the (You)s and provong yourselves as newfags.

>>389839084
The DSP meme applies to crouch-jumping, not long jumping.

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>>389839169
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>>389839640
Newfags going damage control, huh.

>>389839508
>I mean, if you don't know who DSP is, you're 100% a newfag
there is a difference between knowing who the fuck is Darksyde-fat faggot who jerks off on camera for attention-Phil and memorizing his fucktarded self-deprecating humor for 12 year olds by heart

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>>389839632
>>389839705

>I was only pretending to be a complete and total retard.

>>389839705
>>389839632
you sure told me

>>389839778
Nice autistic exaggeration, but he meant that if you can't tell when someone is OBVIOUSLY acting like DSP, then you're a retarded newfag who needs to lurk more before posting.

>>389839632
>>389839632
pathetic.

>>389839632
>>389839705
How embarrassing for you.

>>389839039
I didn't know you could continue from the Great Temple in Zelda 2 after a game over. I would always select Retry so I could get the extra lives again. Also I didn't know the Dark Link trick. So when I beat Zelda 2 the first time I had done the gauntlet before the Great Temple, Thunderbird, and Dark Link all on one credit.

>>389839076
>gluon gun.
Sure you don't mean tau cannon?

I played through all of HL2 and the episodes and I don't think I knew this

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How does anyone actually enjoy watching a person get PAID to act like obtuse retard for hours?
Is it a coping mechanism for a shit existence, like those kinda decent, but not really good looking chicks, who always drag around that one hideous/obese friend just to look better in comparison?

>>389840418
Don't you spend some time in youtube once in a while, watching random shit?
There are compilation videos of DSP sucking at video games, and they're uploaded by other people. They can be entertaining because he's so fucking bad at video games.

But if you religiously watch their streams and all their own uploaded videos then yeah you should find better things to do unless their content is actually good.

For my first playthrough for Metal Gear Rising I did Very Hard and I didn't know I could upgrade equipment and buy stuff until I got to Armstrong

>>389839084
fuck off SoK member

>>389838184
>Spending upwards of 50,000 hours on Half Life
I guess that's one way to stop giving a shit about HL3

>>389841002
That's fucking impressive though. Very Hard is harder than even Revengeance.
But you probably had a very bad time without dodge

>>389840738
>They can be entertaining because he's so fucking bad at video games.
There is nothing entertaining about that. It's just frustrating and irritating to watch.

No Life is the only game where the HD remake is actually better

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>>389839084
>don't know a quote from some eceleb who gets shilled here constantly even though he's arguably the least-deserving person on YouTube
>this makes me a newfag
McFucking Kill Yourself

>>389838828
>>389838184
I actually didn't know you could do that without the long jump upgrade before Xen

Just beat ch 15 of Black Mesa last night

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i never realised these enemies from wrecking crew were meant to be giant wrenches

>>389839084
so you're just admitting you made a stupid meme eceleb thread

yes, the current state of /v/ indeed

>>389841742
Why is there a fucking eggplant man?

>>389841254
The thing is, he has a douchebag personality and always blames the game and makes excuses if he does something wrong, to the point where it's really easy to make memes out of him. OP in this thread is an example.
If it weren't for that, i'd agree with you.