>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7 X6Yeydgyg >investi

Hi Ahoy!

>made up a huge urban legend and is still defending that is true
Is Kurt "That kid" incarnate?

>his most insightful video is for a game that doesn't fucking exist

>>389821247
>how does it feel to know that 20 years from now a shitpost you've made on 4chan could be the subject of a major investigation?

>I dont know how anonymouse posting works

This is a new level of new fag

Haha I am also subbed to Ahoy, my friend! Here to drop the sick upvotes here because this is a well articulated article with sound investigative skills and impressive Adobe After Effects editing that everyone should see about a game that does not exist. Epic! Winrar over 9000 internets here check out the video on Youtube dot com.

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>>389821247
>Polybius
>doesn't exist
Just because they destroyed all the cabinets to avoid lawsuits it doesn't mean a few of them didn't survive.

>>389821491
You ok anon?

>>389821491
This is what happens when you watch videogames instead of playing them. Everything is a tired youtube reference to you.
This generation is fucked.

>>389821491
Nice one redit you are fitting in grate here

>>389821634
This is already tired.
>fat fuck makes a video about a game no one cares about
>shills it on /v/ non stop for clicks
kys

>>389821738
Where is your video anon?

>>389821491
OP could have just randomly stumbled upon the video faggot.
I saw it in my recommended constantly today until I finally watched it, it was honestly rather interesting.

Memes aside, this guy's videos are pretty good. Well researched and seem have a lot of effort put behind them.
I didn't expect a 1 hour video, though.

>>389821526
What if they are recreations?

>>389821491
>game doesn't exist
t.Sinneslöschen employee

what are you trying to hide, friend?

>>389821993
>>389822028
t. Ahoy

>>389821247
Isn't Polybius that secret government project from way back?

>>389821247
I find the urban myth of Polybius to be a rather interesting one, the only "arcade ghost story" if you will, and certainly one of the earliest internet creepypastas. The youtube video articulates this all well, and the video creator went out of his way to add to the story (knowing full well its bullshit) just to have fun

>>389821838
that's exactly what happened to me
youtube is finally recommending decent videos now
I don't even like shitty retro games and didn't know who this guy is before I saw the video, don't know why people are hating him

t. OP

>>389821384

I like his Doom and Quake videos.

>>389822057
You got me, those are all me.
Remember to subscribe to my channel!

>>389822087
>why people are hating him

Because you need to hate him and call everyone a shill. Is /v/ board culture gotta fit in XD

>>389822147
Also my patreon if you haven't noticed https://www.patreon.com/ahoy

Please give me more money to make interesting videos pop up in your Youtube feeds!

>>389822192
Please learn the difference between "is" and "it's," Pedro. Learn to speak English before attempting to communicate in English.

>>389822192
its nothing but a kneejerk reaction of kids pretending to be oldfags because they think its cool to act like an oldfag, while real "Oldfags" would just ignore it and move on with their lives

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>>389821247
>hour long Ahoy video

I'm gonna open an arcade and put in a Polybius machine with an out of order sign stuck on it. Going broke is worth the joke.

>>389821452
???what the fuck does this mean???

>>389822192
>make 10 10-minute videos that are just playing a game and screaming, pick up millions of views and make thousands of dollars
understandable to hate

>spend months making an hour-long video about an interesting topic just because it's interesting
why
even if you don't like the guy or his style or the topic he's not a no-talent moneygrubbing faggot like most youtubers

>>389822386
Don't forget to tip your fedora when you sign the business loan.

>>389822330
Thats the spirit anon. You are trully /ourguy/
*Upvotes*

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>>389822506

only to you my fellow gentleman

>>389821247
I am unironically subbed to him for his gun related stuff.

>>389822560
Holy shit

>>389822431
>Specting reason from this cesspool of a board

>>389822602
>>389822560
why must you take a shit on good things

would you prefer daily videos of a screaming 40 year old

>>389822612
Yeah, they are cool.
It's interesting to learn about guns that you use in a bunch of games and their characteristics and how they are represented in each game.

>>389822691

Did you reply to the wrong post or something?

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The face you never thought you'd see.

>>389821319
>>389821491
>>389821738
>>389822057
did ahoy kill your dog or something

>>389822781
Would you call a british voice a.... Trap?

>>389822781
Haha I bet this RETARD actually has a hobby

>>389822842
so what if he did

>>389822781
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your goblets ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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>>389822882
>>389822901

How could you spend an hour on Polybius. Obviously the game doesn't exist, the hardcore Arcade Community is the most grisled bunch of autists BY FAR and scour the earth retrieving ROMs.

If Polybius existed it'd be found and we'd all be able to play it on MAME.

>>389822901
Isn't it guns and video games?

>>389823016
he figured out the guy who invented the myth and called him a fag to his face

>>389823016

yeah why didnt this fuckin retard just release a 10 second video where he says "polybius doesnt exist you fucking idiot there would obviously be a rom by now DUH"

>>389823185
Poe's law, my friend.

>>389823124
That was worth the entire time invested.

>Disproving the existence of a game that has been proven to not exist for years
Wow, I'm supposed to be impressed?

>>389823124
Even in his investigation the guy came out as "a suspect" with inconclusive evidence. He never proved that it was him that made it all up.

>>389823407
But he didn't do that

>>389823508
but he claims that he did

>>389823407
Dude, this is the thread to fellate Ahoy's ego. If you didn't like it, kindly get out and let us patrons discuss amongst ourselves.

*tips goblet to you*
Cheers.

>>389823547
When?

>>389823407
the video goes in depth on where the myth came from and how it got so big in the first place

>>389823547

where

>>389823407
You know how fucking people are, they will believe any theory with just the slightest amount of evidence. He disputed and it was entertaining. I don't see why /v/ is acting like they knew all along that Polybius wasn't real. I bet if Ahoy didn't release this video people would claim that it was real.

>>389823661

I honestly had no idea it was fake, I never even thought about it or thought about playing it. The video was very interesting to me.

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>so I talked to the owner of the site which I suspect that he's the creator of the myth
>well he didn't admit anything other than the fact that he's the owner of the site and that he added every game description on it but I'll still call him the creator of it so that's it, myth busted please donate to my patreon
Jesus Christ man, get your head out of your ass for a second

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>>389821247
>20 years from now
You don't know much about Hiroshimoot...

>>389821491
God damn, it's one of those posts that's like an AI learned English from lurking daytime /v/.

>>389823661
>I don't see why /v/ is acting like they knew all along that Polybius wasn't real.
Who the fuck thought it was real?

>>389823979
me

>people shitting on Ahoy

It's one of about 4 decent gaming YouTube's

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>>389823016
>>389823185
there are plenty of games that are known to exist and had footage recorded but were never dumped and probably never will unless an miracle happens

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>>389821247
>mfw when watching the video

>>389823605
>>389823609
during the video near the end
he claims that the owner of that old arcade site is actually the one who invented the myth even though he has no actual evidence to back him up

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>mvq

>>389824105
How does that have anything to do with this statement?

>Disproving the existence of a game that has been proven to not exist for years

>>389824087
>>389824225
Who even makes these?

>>389824240
I was responding to >>389823508

>>389824281
me

>>389824021
He really isn't, anyone who can edit, and have a good deep can did the same thing as ahoy, plus the fuck goes on hiatus mode like it was no tommorow

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>>389824281
men in black video game makers

when's the hour long video disproving slender man and bigfoot?

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>>389824225

>>389824327
Let's see your videos then anon

>>389823661
>DUDE A GAME THAT THE US GOVERNMENT MADE THAT FUCKED UP YOUR HEAD LMAO
You're fucking retarded if you ever took that conspiracy seriously.

Stop advertising ecelebs.

>>389824474
>DUDE THE WATER IS FILLED BY MiB WITH DRUGS AND SHIT BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WANTED TO TEST MIND CONTROL ON PEOPLE LMAO

>>389824474
>DUDE THE JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING AND WHANT TO END WESTERN WHITE CIVILIZATION

>>389824327
>anyone can do it I swear

>>389824579
>>389824663
>people actually believe these creepypastas
no wonder society's going down the drain as fast as it is now

>>389824281
Rebbitors, ignore Wojakposter and Frogposters.

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>>389821247

>implying this isn't a CIA produced cover for an old 1980's MK Ultra op that leaked to the public.

We posting videos about games that don't exist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfnCMhN_zw

>>389824383

bigfoot is real you normie fuck

>>389824768
>people believe stupid shit

Shocking, right?

>>389824768
>>389824862
the water thing is real though, check MKUltra

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>>389824474
Go read this "woman's" tweets if you think the government doesn't MK Ultra people

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>>389824663
>>389824579
Both of those conspiracies are long winded ones that involve a shitload smaller claims.

Polybius would never work beyond giving a seizure prone person a seizure and GIFs can do that.

>>389824327
>Anyone can do it

Then point me to some channels just as good then.

>>389823407
>that has been proven to not exist for years
[citation required]

>>389824904
>>389824907
what does a cancelled mortal kombat port have to do with polybius?

>>389824961
Epic twitter meme my friend xD

>>389824281
CIA - memetic warfare division

>>389825131
I'm making a point retard. Polybius is bullshit right out of the gate.

>>389824105
>no actual evidence to back him up
>Tracks down the earliest known record of the myth to that specific time and date on that specific website
>Tracks down the ONLY person who could have possibly put the article up to begin with
>Cites motives for why someone would want to do this
>Cites inspirations that were popular around that time and even posts a few examples that were involved with the user in specific
>The game journo admits in the call that his source was the guy
>Autistically goes through YEARS of archived data looking for any evidence that would contradict the above; Finds absolutely nothing

>No evidence

9/10, you really got me on that one.

>>389823661
>You know how fucking people are, they will believe any theory with just the slightest amount of evidence.
Because thinking is hard and absorbing information is easier.

>>389824907
whats the twitter anon?

>>389825231
Retweeted my friend xD

>>389824907
I don't know who that is, anon

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>>389825272

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I hereby declare that anyone who denies the existence of polybius had a hand in its making and does not want to get worked over by the killing robots they coded with their "video game"

>>389821247
>make a shitpost
>20 years worth of arguments
Now THATS a shitpost

>>389825380
post a link nigger I aint gonna just open twitter myself

>>389825251
Half of what you said there can be summarized as "I think [...]" by guy that made the video.
The owner of the site may as well have heard the story from a friend or a friend's friend or on old 1993 emails or something like that and you'd have no evidence from that video to disprove my claims.

>>389825425
Just like BEN drowned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473G80r1T_w

>>389825492
twitter.com/xychelsea

Lazy fuck

where are the MKULTRA tweets thats all I wanna see

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>>389821247
Welp.
There goes this old ass image.

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>>389824672
>>389824443
>>389824965
https://youtu.be/eM0LXuDi824
https://youtu.be/l6rmG4ZbLTA
https://youtu.be/wbZXS9NjRXg
https://youtu.be/bj3qAIkbQw8
https://youtu.be/OlIkGlTMUNE
It really isn't hard at all

>>389825567
what a retarded post

>>389825872
>RTS at level two

>>389825919
Doesn't look as well made at all.

>>389826031
>As well made
With the Exception of the New vid Ahoy made there's literally no difference the only one that might not fit the cake is the Might of Magic 7 vid i linked. Again It's not hard

>>389825919
Nigger stick to funny game revews.
Specially for old games.

>>389826279
>Funny
Most of them were majority informational

>>389826406
I found them funny and enjoyable.
Specially the might and magic ones. Actually do more might and magic

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>>389825872
df with ascii graphics ain't that bad

>>389825952
Was going to give him a (you), but you said it much more succinctly than I did.

>>389823819
fucking latest gaming historian video is worst
>steve jobs at atari
>steve jobs worked at atari
>but only during night because he was a smelly autist
>he had his friend do all the heavy lifting while he just tested it
>was given impossible task
>told his friend to do the impossible task and said he wants it done in 4 days because he wants to go on vacation
>friend does it so brilliantly it's impossible to recreate
>jobs gives his friend 350 for doing all the work
>keeps 5k bonus for himself in secret
>both form apple
>AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW THE GENIUS OF STEVE JOBS HEAVILY INFLUENCED VIDEO GAMES

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I know a ton of you immigrated from reddit and /pol/ and haven't quite made the transition yet, but here at /v/ you are meant to actually talk about the topic in the OP, and not showcase how LOL SO NEGATIVE xDD you are.

>>389828257
I know you plebbit faggots think you fit in by saying such things, but you're wrong. OP topic is not worth discussing. Its just shilling for some e-celeb video, an hour long video with some gay ass acting. Sage.