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You little shits. You think it's funny to shit on Bioshock

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You little shits. You think it's funny to shit on Bioshock Infinite because "LOL THE CARD" well fuck you. I put a lot of sweet and tears into that game and it's plot and all I get is cocksuckers telling me it's shit because it the contrarian thing to do. It's a game beloved by all, except here. Just to humor myself, tell me why Bioshock Infinite doesn't meet your fucking standards?
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>>389819943
Honestly I can't hate Ken Levine. He was still a talented author in the age of mass-produced corporate garbage.
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>>389819943

Mmm...just compare the original trailers to the final game, homeboy.

Dont false advertise.
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>>389819943
The only reason to hate this game is for the sake of being contrarian. I understand liking it less than classic Bioshock, but it's undeniably a great game.
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>>389819943
Wind Waker and Persona 5 have far more embarrassing moments. At first I thought the card thing was an middle or endgame puzzle, but it's the first thing you interact with after walking up some stairs 10 seconds after the game starts. It's a tutorial teaching newbies buttons. It may be too handholdy, but idiots and beginners can't even clear shit like Cuphead's tutorial without problems.

Wind Waker's candle puzzle is way more insulting because it's fucking endgame.
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>>389819943
If you want to make a movie just make a fucking movie, don't drag the rest of the industry with you.
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>>389820468
>The only reason to hate this game is for the sake of being contrarian.
The only reason to make ad-hominems is due to being mildly retarded.
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>>389821149
Go play Tetris, you fucking cocksucker.
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>>389821149
Why can't games be heavily story driven? It's not like infinite is like a TellTale game. It has really solid gameplay.
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>>389821273
How about I go play Prey. You know, the same kind of game but done properly.
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>>389821230
Oh shit, you got me. You forgot to prove me wrong though.
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>>389821308
>It has really solid gameplay.
Go home, Ken.
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>sweet
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>>389821370
Except Prey has really poor gameplay.
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Ken looks like Charlie from Always Sunny
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>that system shock 2 interview with bright eyed rising star ken levine
>full of ideas and has the future ahead of him
>he did this instead
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>>389821426
Seriously, what the fuck about infinite's gameplay makes it less than good?
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>>389820348
You could say the same thing about bioshock 1, but it was still a good game more or less.
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>15 replies
>still no link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
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>>389819943
How about I shit on it because you don't understand paradoxes?
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>>389821409
I hate the game because I don't like bullet sponge enemies and don't really care for games heavy on the story aspect. Their I disproved your extremely narrow and dumb ass argument.
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>>389821489
It doesn't anon, try not to hurt yourself over this.
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>>389819943
Jesus, that is one inbred looking Jew
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>>389819943
>tfw I trusted this dirty kike to make a good game
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>>389821672
I understand you don't like it, but hopefully you're smart enough to realize why many people do.
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>>389819943
Why do bad, untalented people have rich, douchey faces
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>>389821732
He did, it just wasn't bioshock infinite.
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>>389819943
Fuck you Ken,your game blow'd ass

The fine silver lining that was redeemable from this game was Elizabeth's SFM model,everything else into the trash it goes.
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>>389819943
your beady little close set eyes
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>>389821489
it doesn't, but even if it did, Skyoshock's is worse regardless.
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>>389819943
Bioshock: Infinite is a linear cinematic garbage game with mediocre shooting mechanics and a pretentious story written by a pompous hack.
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>>389819943
>sweet and tears
> s w e e t
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>>389821763
I do realize why many would like it. But I don't hate the game for contrarian sake.
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It's a great game, unfortunately released as a sequel to a much, much better game, and further unfortunately hyped as one of the best games.

It keeps leading you on to the idea that there may be more going on (like with all of Catherine's comments about how violent you are, one expects that to matter, but no, you're just hyper violent like everything else); it keeps pretending like it's setting is in anyway interesting when it is as developed as a fucking cartoon (all the bad guys are old timey racists so you know they are bad!! kill em!!).

The guns are fine. The characters are forgettable. The story is forgettable. The twist was underwhelming. The art was fine. The gameplay was repetitive. The maps were dull. The railplay gimmick dies fast.

just fucking play the original bioshock and try to find anyway whatsoever that it is not superior
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>>389821230
>criticises the use of ad hominem and then immediately using an ad hominem
sasuga /v/
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>>389821273
Tetris is literally the perfect game
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>>389819943
>I put a lot of sweet and tears into that game
Personally, I wish I could thank Ken. If not for his hard work, we wouldn't have the metric shitload of Liz porn we do today.
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>>389821802
>>389822151
/thread

Literally THIS!
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>Bioshock is a bunch of open hubs with puzzles and sidequests and interconnected systems to be exploited by a player character with an enormous and varied arsenal of creative weapons and powers
>Bioshock Infinite is a linear shooting gallery where you can hold two guns with non-persistent, non-visually represented mods, and the not-plasmids all amount to being grenades.
And that's not even talking about the extremely obvious step down in quality of writing.
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>>389821931
That's the fucking point, fuckwit.
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>>389821561
>two weapon limit
>stupid shield thing that may as well be regen health
>power-ups and equipment are randomized
>are constantly being given health and ammo by Liz, when you're not just finding an overabundance of it lying around, to the point where why did they even bother with health and ammo counters?
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>>389819943
Because Infinite was worse than its predecessors in literally every respect
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Infinite is shit, there's no arguing this, it has shit gameplay, unimaginative abilities, no tension on any setpiece, shit story, shit characters, the only good thing it has is Elizabeth
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>>389819943
>sweet and tears
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