What's the best stealth game, was Chaos Theory really

>>389818776
I bet he stole his phone

>>389818776
What's the context of this webm?

That piece of shit needs to be hanged. Literally not fit to live.

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>>389818776
Who was in the wrong here?

is that webM in reverse what the fuck is going on.

AYY YYO IM TAKING A SHIT

I can't tell if that's a boy or a manlet

>>389819170
Looks like the guy is on his phone while taking a shit in a public bathroom when some Mexican kid crawls under the door.

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>>389819302

>peek on someone taking a shit or just wanted extra privacy in general
>why are other people so gay lol

>>389818865
Why would he upload the video tho? is he that much of an absolute madman?

https://youtu.be/qaoSEVhh4bM

>>389819302
you crawled on your belly a piss covered floor to 'bully' some kid out of his stall?

you sure showed him...

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he's probably trying to steal the guy's lunch, it's your average american wal mart situation

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>>389819302
>Getting down on the bathroom floor in high school to go into the shitter stall

>>389819461
That dude got it back. See how it got interrupted as soon as hes close its because he snatched it

>>389819464
>that ending
I assume this is what happens when people on here post and then all of a sudden jusstjbjsjnbbjbejjrghuy

Metal Gear Solid V

>>389819516
Why wouldn't he just put the burger in his cup of french fries?

>>389819516
I refuse to believe that is not set up.

>>389818776
This has to be the most mysterious video on the internet

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>tfw never once experienced a weird thing a bathroom

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Are american public restrooms really that fuckign big? look at at all the room there's there if it were aligned in fron of the door there could be another stall.

What the fuck.

>>389819995
>HAHAHAHA HES SO GAY I SUCKED HIS DICK AND HE ACTUALLY LIKED IT HAHAHA WHAT A FAG

dude just come out already

>>389820073
It's the handicapped stall, it's so big because it has room to turn around a wheelchair in it.

Amerifats steal the handicapped toilet whenever possible for maximum comfort

>>389820073
Depends, you need at least one big stall for handicapped people which that stall is generally used for. If there is only one toilet stall it has to be big.

what is of the now being as of that we act and neitehr us proceed complication entering either of all space room overall bath being kid there.

>>389820182
Yes and to accommodate their larger than average bodies.

>>389818776
source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM

I have more questions.

>>389820256
>>389819464

>>389820182
>>389820209
Does America really have handicaped people? what the fuck.

Yes Chaos Theory was the best.

>>389818776
Why was the guy recording in the first place?

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>>389819995
>LARPing on /v/

>>389820295

AHHHHHHH IM TOO SLOW TIME 2 KILL MYSELF

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>>389820256
Now i'm even more confused

>>389820301
Seeing how we throw a bunch of our guys to be world police it will happen eventually.

>>389818865
>>389819058
i remember seeing a longer version of this webm somewhere
the kid was apparently retarded

>>389818776
Those are some nice tiles

"this is why we need Trump to kick them out reeeee!"
>drumpflets will never get their wall

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This reminds me of pic related

>>389820439
lol wtf

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>>389820419
CAREFUL NOW

>>389819928
That depends entirely on the store that the picture was taken.

>>389820439
Probably the first time I laughed instead of felt concerned at somebody being completely socially retarded before.

>>389820256
>>389819464
It has to be staged or something. That guy is nowhere near upset enough if that was some random kid crawling into his stall while he's shitting.

>>389820182
Im a 6 foot 4 inch man. The normal toilets cant contain my girth.

>>389820229
Maybe.

>playing stealth game
>half the difficulty is not getting lost because you never have a good map of the area
>end up knocking out all the guards and disabling the cameras so I can just run around

>>389818776
This happened to me once in middle school, the kid apologized and said he had previously locked the door from the inside so that he could have the stall all to himself, and then crawled back out.

>>389820439
There's no way this actually happened

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>>389818776
We posting stall stories now?
>Taking dump in middle school
>Some lightskin black kid looks over the stall at me
>Eww nigga you nasty and gay
>mfw
Why do people do this

>>389821317
how will white boys ever recover?

the same thing happened to me in elementary, what is it with blacks wanting to see other people poop?

>>389821514
Looks like their family

>>389820179
Devin?

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>>389821317
>middle school
>go to the restroom during class
>go in and hear someone singing some flavor of the month shit in the stalls
>say nothing
>pasty whiteboi walks out and just stands there looking at me
>runs away

Fucking white people

>>389821317
>Out and about.
>Never shit in a public restroom, hold that until I am home, or at a hotel or friends house.
>Its bad, real bad, I cant hold it in no more, lets go take a dump.
>Sitting in a stall, nobody else in the whole bathroom.
>Somebody walks in.
>Tries to open my door, meanwhile every other stall is open.
>Figure they will get the hint because its locked.
>Suddenly jarring the door again.
Yo, someone in here.
>Suddenly see somebodies eye looking through the crack at me.
HEY! I'M IN HERE!
>More shaking, more jarring.
>Realize this is going to quickly become a mugging, uh oh I'm CC.
>Hear somebody coming in, guy bolts, dont know whats going on.
>Stand up, clean my ass, pull on dispenser, bag falls out.
>Realize I just stumbled onto a drug deal.
>Into the toilet it goes.
>Where it stops, no one knows.

>>389821317
Oh, I'll share mine
>go on a liquid streak
>drinking water almost every 5 minutes for some reason
>finally gotta take a piss later in the day
>some niggers hanging out in the restroom, whatever, they don't bother me
>go into a stall
>*unzips dick*
>take a piss
>30 seconds pass
>another 30 seconds pass
WOAH HOLY SHIT BRO, THIS DUDE WONT STOP
>I can't stop pissing
>they keep encouraging me by yelling loudly
>I finally finish
>as I walk out, notice they've been recording my long piss
YOU WERE PEEIN FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES HOMIE, YOUS A LEGEND MANG
>rumor spreads around about my longest piss ever
>become that guy who peed for like 2 minutes

It was ok

>>389820024
Today a guy walked directly next to me in a urinal while I was taking a piss, then somewhat followed me around the bathroom the rest of the time I was in there. He chose the sink next to me when I was washing my hands and chose the hand drier that i used after i was done. Should be noted the place was completely empty

>>389818776
I replayed chaos theory this week to completion and I have to say that I enjoyed Blacklist a lot more.

The writing is pretty great at times in CT, and some missions like the Bank "heist" are pretty great, but I often found myself yearning for that fluid gameplay and bigger missions of blacklist. I just wish blacklist had a slightly more "Hitman" tier atmosphere and better voice acting and it would be GOAT. I love all the gadgets blacklist has and when you play on perfectionist it kinda brings you back even if it's unrealistically hard at times on that difficulty.

The best thing about blacklist though is how they let you play 3 playstyles and each of them can be fun. Wanna unleash your autism? Go ghost. Wanna keep running around like a cunt stealth shooting and knifing people dead? Go panther. Wanna be a loud shit with 12ga shotgun and bodyarmor up the dick? Go assault.

>High School
>Fucking mongoloids don't know how to flush a fucking toilet
>Tobacco and piss fucking everywhere in all the stalls
>Say fuck it and just chose the least disgusting stall which was still fucking disgusting
>Prince neanderthal of the shithead family just so happens to wander into the bathroom
>I am the only person in a stall so the moron decides to be "funny" and starts rattling at the fucking broken ass door lock
Is anyone in there? Are you taking a piss?
>In some stupid high pitched voice
>Stay silent and the cunt leaves after using a urinal
>Singing some retarded song before he leaves
Man I fucking hated using the school bathrooms for the longest time due to this faggot

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>>389820439

>>389821317
>going up the elevator in the college library to play video games on my laptop between classes
>feel the pressure of a terrible shit coming along, i bolt to the bathroom
>all stalls are full except the last i take it and have one of the worst bowl-filling shits in my life
>proceed to use the entire roll of toilet paper just to clean the mess
>toilet obviously clogs
>exit stall, see line of people waiting, this indian guy starts going for my destroyed stall
>wanting to save myself from embarrassment i dont wash my hands and quickly escape, then go upstairs to wash my hands on that floors bathroom.
>as im finishing up the same guy walks in and looks me straight in the eye, i can do nothing but smile and get out of there

>>389821317
Not my story but my buddy got bodied by a special ed kid in highschool. He was using the urinal and outta nowhere the potato starts latching onto my boy, dick out and everything. Didn't see it myself but 3 other people happened to be in the restroom at the time and confirmed the story.

>>389822494
Faggot with trash taste and a trash brain and an ugly mom.

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>discover that the faculty bathroom is never locked
>comfy poops throughout high school because it was only for 1 person at a time and I never saw it occupied, ever

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>>389821317
Nothing ever happened to me. But in high school there was an extremely dumb kid, not mentally retarded but God damn stupid, came in high during gym class and was standing at the urinal just flexing his muscles and touching them and pissed his pants because he didn't know his dick wasn't out yet

>>389823125
Holy hell that made me laugh hard

>>389823281
have you played the game? I'd love to hear what you think of both these games.

>>389821317
one time in middle school me and a bunch of my friends just went jerking off in the washroom idk why
I started but I didn't really bother because I knew I would take too long
and then we hung out for a bit and went back to music class because the teacher was knocking on the door

>/v/ is too autistic to even be able to socialize in a bathroom

>>389823569
who socializes in the bathroom

My friend in 7th grade would jack off in the bathroom all the time and tell me about it after.

>>389823601
wtf why
what would he even say

>google this webm
>see all the comments on worldstar
>but niggers aren't racist apparently

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>>389821317
>way back when
>be like 12 or 13
>anytime I was out with my cousin and we had to go to the bathroom we would piss all over the walls, floor, toilet handle, door handle, and toilet paper
>one would go into a stall the other would keep watch and we'd see who could piss the highest, ie trying to hit the ceiling and piss over top of the stalls into other stalls
I don't know what the fuck was wrong with us or why we did that, it was seriously fucked up though and I feel bad for the people that came into that mess

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CT is obviously undeniable the GOAT, at least for the series, but I'm finding Blacklist pretty enjoyable so far. No Michael Ironside definitely ruins Sam's character. And so far all the levels aren't really "big" but mostly just "long". Or I might just like it because of how irredeemable Conviction was, and playing Panther is the closest we'll get to a John Wick game.

>>389823718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xFmVuo0Ek

>>389823601
>>389823663
In 6th and 7th grade my friend used to jerk his ding dong in the middle of home ec through his pants. He used to be so proud he could do that. And during study halls he'd go into the bathroom and rub his tub again.

>>389823125
kek

>>389823125
wew

>>389822259

Dude probably didnt even realise what he was doing until maybe afterwards.

>tfw I laugh at people who cant piss when there are others around them...

>>389826426
>driving to vegas, stop at last gas station
>stalls are full, only urinal is this weird trough fountain thing
>I go for it
>this literally retarded kid comes in the bathroom, stands uncomfortably close to me, pulls the pants all the way down and just starts swaying his piss stream everywhere