>finally, I will have my Red Dead Redemption... jesus

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>listen... there's a red orchestra playing... 2....

congratulations, you won, sid meyer's civilization five.

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>You have reached the Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
what went wrong

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>post yfw when they bring back shark cards in rdr2 as red dead redemption war bonds

We really were...the Final Fantasy XV...

It truly seems that the Dead are Rising

We're Team Fortress 2!

And you're dead!

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>>389816216

>get ready for my....Rising Storm

>Link... you've come so far... you really have survived... a Breath of the Wild...

None of these have happened

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>maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry 3: special edition remastered when he loses a loved one

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Maybe we should seek shelter in a Fallout 4™ a while

these threads on /v/ and /tv/ make me so fucking angry

>you! give me your dark souls

>Damn, this computer has suffered a system shock too!

>>389819378
You'll lose your Dark Souls too! All of them, over and over again

>>389818417
TF2 does drop a 'We are TEAM FORTRESS, and you are dead.', complete with the name in the game's title font, and all the other dialogue in regular comic sans-like font.

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>>389819378

>>389819378
A fine dark soul to you!

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>We have reports of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City in Downtown.

ROCKSTARRRRRRRRRR!

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and it truly was a Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress

Help! I'm being attacked by a Crash Bandicoot!

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>>389816492

Guaranteed horse-drawn gunships and armoured carriages

Wow, that really wasbAce Combat Zero: The Belkan War...

>Now I have seen the Dragon's Dogma
Fucking Capcom

>C'mon, we're Nierly there!
Seriously, Taro?

>" Heh...Hope you're ready for my Quake!"
Really, id?

>guess I'm gonna have to face my Doom 2016
FUCKING STOP, id!

>damn, that sure was a Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton edition
RAAANDYY

>>389820658
Yo buddy

>>389816112
>I'm the benevolent king

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>This was truly our Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Now they're just fucking around

>>389816112
He never said that

>>389822208
being this new

>hey guys, it really is Uncharted 2: Among Thieves(tm) in here!
Jesus Christ Naughty Dog

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>>389822505
HE
NEVER
SAID
THAT

>"FOR HONOR"
Utter trash writing

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>Well looky here boys, we've got ourselves a Rainbow Six: Siege!

Un-fucking-believable

>Gee, Lois, this is worse than that time I accidentally got stuck in Skyrim!

>>389816483
the level design was terrible thats it

>>389816112
To solve this crisis I must become Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

>>389818463
I could see them tossing that into Devil May Cry for laughs.

>>389823126
that image....my sides

>in the end, he truly was Super Mario 64 DS

>>389822791
Chris...

Time to go into the Darkest Dungeon

Wait...shit!

ITT: unfunny white people

>I am born of blood, the bloodborn!
You serious right now fromsoft?

>>389823839
Hello Sean king you're white you as well you know.

>>389823839
I'm an unfunny black person though

"Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" Grandpa said "No...but I served in a Company of Heroes (New Steam Edition)".

>Finally after all these years I am Batman: Arkham Origins™ Game of the Year Edition with Exclusive Gamestop DLC™

>>389823849
borne comes from bear not birth

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>>389824020
I'll never be this clever
Feels badman

>>389823849
the title 'Bloodborne' refers to how the scourge of beast is spread to blood transfusion, hence Bloodborne

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>>389816112
>This looks like a job for the Earth Defense Force 4.1 – The Shadow of New Despair

>>389824053
>>389824108
>getting mad at memes
C'mon son.

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>>389824189
>implying anyone got mad

>>389824189
not mad, just saying

>>389824090
Maybe not, but you always be able to retell other people's jokes and pretend you came up with them and, in the end, isn't that good enough?

>at last, Diablo is three to walk the earth once more!
I mean I wasn't expecting much, but come on now

Why does everyone miss the point of these?
You're meant to find a way to drop the title in a line of dialogue that could conceivably come from the game.

Including nonsensical subtitles is only funny the one time.

>>389824390
NO I want to be a patriece oneil not a carlos mencia.

>>389824435
We are the last of us: Remastered.
Ffs....

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"Boy it sure has been a Conker's bad fur day"

really now

>We have have achieved our Destiny 2
If not having a story meant not having that line, I gladly would've taken up that option

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>Is that -
>Yes, that's a Halo, too.

Flew right over my head as a kid.

>Now, pick of that Ball, Charles. It's time to Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.
Really Tales of Game's?

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>>389816112
>That tournament was just... Unreal.

TEENAGE WASTELAAAAAAAAAND

>>389825050
Fuck you that's funny

>while I was on the Halo, combat evolved.

>>389824053
What's bears have to do with bloodborne? There are beasts sure, but they are mostly wolf like, and none look like bears

>>389825297
From Soft just likes calling inserting the word where it doesn't belong. In dark souls 2 you're the bearer of the curse, but you look nothing like a bear and you never transform into one

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>I think....I'm stuck in Dead Space

FUCKING EA

>>389823849
The worst part is that's not even what it means. It's BloodBORNE, as in, a bloodborne disease. What is your deal, Fromsoft?

>>389825450
I can't blame, bears are adorable and should be included in more stuff

I'm gonna steal this car Tony
You can't that's GTA that means...
Yeah I known what it fucking means Grand theft auto: the ballad of gay tony.

Who fucking writes this shit?

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>>389823667
Don't push your luck Mike

The Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair deploys

madness? THIS... IS... XCOM:2 WAR OF THE CHOSEN.

firaxis can not keep getting away with this.

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>"After killing every boss in the dark ruins we are ready for the DARKEST DUNGEON CRIMSON COURT"

Really red hook?

>>389823321
Git fucked

we've made it this far, all the struggles, all the despair. We've lost so much, our homes and our families. but at least we can finally be at ease knowing that project zomboid is finally over.

>>389826527
I hate this because it will never be over, i need a fucking refund.

>>389826596
Hold out hope, maybe it'll release in ANOTHER three years and another laptop being stolen while on fire with the only copy of the source code

>>389826773
fucking shit, i made the mistake of buying it one year ago so icould play on MP with people isntead of being alone and guess, nobody plays anymore besides slavs on servers full of mods, so i try installing the survivors npc mod and that shit burns down my toaster and fps because it loads the whole fucking map plus more zones added.

>>389820698
>>389820704
>>389821206
>>389821358
>>389821430
samefag

>We so not know what lies beyond the Horizon, Zero Dawn will reveal its secrets

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>>389816492
>>389820652
80 foot Mechanical Spider for only 80 Million

>>389816872
Spbp

>>389827110
>Everything is a samefag
How 'bout you fuck off, buddy?

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My my.. I guess we really are living in an age of dragons.

>Whos that guy?
>Don't you know? He is Mace Griffing Bounty Hunter

i had an honest chuckle

>Finally. We have completed this long winded Journey together and our time with one another is at an end.

Really ruined the mood the game was going for.

>>389827715
What game is that from

>You know, Ciri. You, me, and Vesimir makes us the Witcher 3

>I guess I really am Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner Raidou Kuzunoha vs the Soulless Army

>>389827715
did I hurt your feelings samefag

>I have truly become Shin Megami Tensei 3: Nocturne Maniax edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

>I guess we are truly [...]

lazy ass faggots

>We gotta put up a mean Resistance! Three years from now I'mma gonna fucka me a sweet lil babby chimera right down its crisp ice-cold chimney gullet like I done fucked the ghost of Jim Jones back in 82 you know you never went to the moon you fucking moon cricket sonofabitch fuck you FUCK YOU FOUFDICK YOU FUCKS YOU