No gods. No kings. Only Colonel Sander's Original Rec

>>389801760
Wait, I read this VR ad in the KFC Sanders Green Lantern team up and thought it was a joke ad. It's real?

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>>389802084
You think this is a motherfucking game? Now open the chicken.

This is the most surreal thing I've seen in a while. Whoever made this should be making horror games.

WOO crispy

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>>389802768
What's the matter anon? There's nothing to worry about, as long as you learn how to make the Original Recipe chicken.

Fake.

...right?

>>389803268
It's real anon

Be afraid

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Wait a minute... that recipe

>>389803498
kek

This is just stupid.

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>>389803498

Reading about the Colonel makes me kinda sad. But hey, success succs before you reach it.

>>389801760
Is the bizarre game viral marketing?
Or is the discussion of the impossibly bizarre video game, that's so bizarre we need to discuss it the viral marketing?

I'm getting a headache just from watching the video. VR is a mistake.

>>389801760
>I see you found my decoy

oh my fuck thats hilarious

>>389804173
Care to explain?

>>389802084
>>389803268
>>389804249
>Better yet, it's not just a gag, as KFC is actually using this to train employees.
>When we asked the restaurant chain whether The Hard Way would really be used in such a manner, and if it would be be publicly available, KFC offered Eurogamer the following statement:

>"The technology will not be available for public consumption at this time. It's not just a fun experience - we're actually using the innovative technology to supplement our robust restaurant employee
>training program for cooks, called Chicken Mastery Certification, by bringing it to our regional general manager trainings, quarterly franchise meetings, and corporate onboarding at our headquarters.
>So yes, it is actually going to be played by new KFC trainees!"

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-08-24-kfc-unleashes-vr-training-game-about-cooking-fried-chicken

Why would they make this? First they send that Chicken into space and now this?

>>389804549
Worked very hard for success and was too old to enjoy it by the time it came around. Appeared to sincerely care about food quality and thus ended up hating what KFC became.

At least he died before he could see what KFC is nowadays.

>>389804898
Yuro anon here, what is KFC nowadays?

This is excellent

I'm shocked they actually did the robot jokes.

>>389805194
Disgusting trash, the last time I ate there I was hammered drunk and even then it wasn't that great

>>389805112
It depends on where you live. Try to find one away from bus stops and apartment buildings.

>>389805194
McDonalds for chicken.

>>389805112
make your own, you mong
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

KFC is bland shit

>>389805194
Pretty OK
Their Georgia Gold Chicken is pretty damn good stuff

>>389804764
I'm genuinely surprised they aren't afraid of some unaware teenage girl causing problems over this.

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>>389801760
>A fucking employee training VR game is most horrifying than every horror games since the last 10 years

Good lord

>>389805410
McDonalds chicken trash nuggets is better than KFC.

>>389805112
>fast food garbage is full of poor niggers

You don't say? Just make your own m8

>>389805773
but if he made his own it would be filled with underage poor nigger shitposters who do it for free

>>389801760
Dystopian shit.
>people unironically support capitalism

>>389801760
There's no way this isn't viral marketing

I find this super funny, but can you imagine normie employers being made to play this? The irony wouldnt be recognized and they'd find this super dystopian.

>>389805902
Did an AI make this post?

>>389805680
I mean I feel like I could have predicted this one. The employee training video episode of Spongebob was one of the best.

>>389805994
Normies probably wouldn't even understand it's dystopian, much less a dystopian parody.

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It begins.

>>389805961
Sorry anon, I like having a home,money, food, and entertainment.

>>389801760


This is proof Kevin Levine is a fucking hack,


I want a KFC game like this...

>>389803498
Gigglin

>>389806745
renting an apartment is not a home
paper fiat shit with artificial value constantly being devalued by gold hoarding jews is not money
processed GMO shit is not food
the garbage that passes for "entertainment" these days is laughable
stop falling for kike tricks you fat goyshit.

>>389807037
I'm sorry you seem to be mistaking what we live under as actual capitalism. Ideally none of those things would be an issue.
What we have is still 100x better than communism

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>>389801760
So when is /ourchicken/ getting a VR game?

>>389806745
One can have all of those in absence of a capitalistic system.

>>389801760
Is it intentionally nauseating? because the sound design and stuttering audio make me want to throw up.

>>389807326
>Societies can only be capital or communistic.
Epic

>>389807639
shit, popeyes will always be 100x better than kfc

>>389807787
I imagine it's one of those thing where it's just better in VR

>>389807836

Not with those weird ass fucking cuts of chicken they aren't.

>>389807829
Yeah ideally they would all be capitalist, but unfortunately most countries are just too low-IQ to appreciate its benefits and uphold it.

>>389807942
t. kfc loving negra

>>389807037
holy shit dude you opened my eyes

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>>389801760
How come at the 5 minute mark he sounds like Knoth from Outlast 2?

>>389807037
the biggest lie the jews ever told you was that the current broken system is 'capitalism', when in reality it's welfare socialism. Corporate welfare for big business, social welfare for the unwashed masses, all of it draining the economic and political resources of a middle class constantly under seige. A middle class never allowed to be successful and move upward in the economic or political hierarcy. We are living in a socialist dystopian nightmare and you are still being a little babby pretending some backward cock skinners are the true masterminds of your enslavement...

>>389807037
Whatever entertainment was possible in the pas you do now for the most part.

>>389804350
Found the inferior being.

>>389807639
lol that isn't chickfila

so epic holy crap XD

>vidya
>lol look guys, an obscure silly game
>lol but what if "_______"?
>GOY/communism/IQ/Dystopia/

/pol/ erry tiem

>>389808847
>He thinks he's superior for tolerating broken technology
lel

>>389808910
This post was made by an actual human being.

This is actually a good idea, about time VR is put to good use

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>>389809043
>all the shitposting started with a marxist cuck talking shit on capitalism
Every time

>buying fast food shit chicken
>not going to the local soul food restaurant and buying your fried chicken hot and fresh from some fat sassy black woman who knows that there is more to seasoning than just throwing salt and pepper into a bowl

>>389809370
But doesn't the Colonel's Original Kentucky Fried Chicken contain 12 Herbs and Spices?

>>389809270
le ztrawmannn

>>389808260

t. Popeye's indian that cuts chicken like its dog.

you guys wanna hear something really fuckin crazy?

This was made in Source 2
Don't ask me how I know this
Daily Reminder we got KFC before half-life 3

>>389809517
My chicken only contains one.
BLAZE IT

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>>389801760
I am Colonel Sanders, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the chicken on his plate? 'No!' says the man in McDonald's, 'It belongs in a nugget.' 'No!' says the man in Subway, 'It belongs in a sandwich.' 'No!' says the man in Chipotle, 'It belongs in a burrito.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... KFC, a restaurant where the cook would not fear the health inspector, where the chef would not be bound by petty recipes, Where the tasty would not be constrained by the bland! And with the chicken in your bucket, KFC can become your restaurant as well.

>>389809517
the restaurants stopped using the original herbs and spices shortly after Colonel sanders retired, and switched to a cheap and nasty approximation bloated with msg

>>389809741
Alright, spill the beans

>>389809850
>a restaurant where the cook would not fear the health inspector
plasmid infused chicken when

>>389803498
lel

>>389809873
There's literally nothing wrong with MSG.

>>389810203
My chicken is augmented.

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>>389810203
>Eat Chicken from Colonel Ryan's Ancap Fried Chicken store
>Suddenly have the power to shoot bees

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>>389801760
This can't be official.

>>389805680
>A fucking employee training VR game is more funny than every comedy game in the last 10 years
Fixed it for you anon.

>>389801760
too bad they don't actually put this much care in making their chicken anymore

>>389810543
>more funny

>>389811139
>Being an ESL retard that cannot into the subtle nuances of colloquial speech
Can you ummm.. like, err fuck off back to your subleddit please, honey?

>>389805194

Garbage, especially in more... colorful areas. Every KFC I've seen in the past few years has been dirty, run down, and shady looking. The one time I actually (reluctantly) ate at one, the staff were apathetic niggers and the food was disgusting, greasy garbage that gave me one hell of a case of the shits.

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>mfw a KFC game has better writing and voice acting than 90% of games

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>>389811139
more funny is an actual saying. It means the humor value of one object is much higher compared to the humor value of another
You read this in my voice, didn't you?

>KFC in my town actually got closed for health violations.
Says it all really. There's a local place with great fried chicken anyways.

>>389804764
it shows the Colonel flipping the new employee off behind his back. it says you'll never get out until you learn how to make the chicken. even has a jab at you in the breakroom saying some losers mom is on the phone with a question. If their goal is to demoralize their workers for maximum turnover I think this does a good job at implanting that loser mentality firmly in the subconscious of the initiates.

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>>389811939
There used to be one where I lived but it's been closed for almost 2 years know. Might have been due to health violations, not lackluster sales since it was always filled with nigs to the brim. At least I have a reason to travel to Popeye's now :^)

>>389805112
There's a franchise where I live called Lee's Chicken, it's got none of the shitty grease pockets KFC chicken has but the taste is virtually the same, it's fucking great.

>>389812431
the nigs and KFC quality weren't reason enough?

>>389812912
nigs worship chicken, they're probably the only kfc employees that ensure the chicken is clean

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>>389812821
>Lee's Chicken

>>389812912
I only ate there sparingly and it was cheap at the time anyways

>>389813027
their gravy is probably just dog cum

>>389813004
this theres video's of them telling customers how shit kfc is for recycling old food to resell the next day.

>>389813832
you know you're evil when you've managed to suppress a nigger's instinct to clean up fried chicken

>>389810472
What's the source for that spongebob?

It's 5 in the morning around here and my brain is half functioning

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>>389808594
whetowic
and you bewieve it

>>389801760
Well that was funnier than any game to come out in the last 10 years. All you fags calling this problematic should go write articles for Kotaku.

>>389811387
>subtle nuances
You're funny.

>>389815075
>I am completely incapable of knowing intensifiers and other linguistic tools
Maybe you're just retarded, Paco.

>>389815167
That guy seriously triggered you, huh?

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>>389805401
>>389811515
>>389804898
Wait, is it really that bad un America? The KFC of my city is good looking, really, really clean and the food is good.

holy jesus fucking christ that is a nightmare

>>389815290
Perhaps the brownskin loser that's butthurt over his shitty grasp of language is, but you can misinterpret whatever you want matey.

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>>389801760
this is amazing

>>389803498
maybe im old but i honeatly have no idea where you are suppsoed to gleam what each shape means i didnt see anythung during the steps to hint at it

>>389815316
America is bad at a lot of things. The KFC in Japan is awesome.

>>389811771
>Sempai, my hips are moving on their own.
>Finger lickin' good.
>fee fi fo fum i like guzzling neckbeard cum

>>389815441
Let me guess: Triggered burger hyperdefensive of a language that is not even his.

>ascend!!!
>ascend!!!

The nigger who got paid to made this watched those youtube videos.

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>>389817184
Swing and a miss
>English isn't Anglo
wew, you've gotta stop posting Rajesh

>>389817865
Go English or go home, "matey".

>>389819347
>Lacking in comprehension this hard
Fuck off Paki retard.