>gets sent back 10 minutes because I had to get up and answer

>>389763041
you really should play this game with noise canceling headphones. any kind of interruption throws me off, i won't even go take a piss until i've at least attempted the area boss.

literally just backtrack to the closest clear room you noob

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>>389763041
Umm sweetie. Not being able to pause is a revolutionary feature that is meant to improve your immersion.

>>389763627
>get Artorias to 1/3 health
>suddenly phone rings
>doorbell rings
>baby is crying
>can't hold your piss anymore
What now?

>live in an apartment without a buzzer system
At first I thought it was ghetto, but holy shit do I ever appreciate it now.

>being a slave to the door bell

Lol you fucking cuck

I've literally not opened my front door to anyone for over 5 years

>>389763041
Quitting to the main menu is your pause
>Can do it at any time unless you're already being invaded
>Always back exactly where you left off with everything you killed still dead
>Only takes a few seconds to load your save again
Pretty much every point can be a stopping point, the "pause" screen is just for your equipment, the main menu is the real pause screen, there's a reason te souls games have aggressive auto save

>>389763986
Dark souls isn't some rng dice roll game, if you get artorias to 1/3 hp once you can do it again in the next 1-2 tries.

>>389763041
>ever dying in that casual game
You suck. People have beaten it on a fucking guitar hero controller.
Git Gud.

>>389764050
Because You are so boring that no-one wants to visit you baka

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>>389763041
>living alone
>literally no reason to exit my house because i just order food
>tfw spent months without leaving my room after i transfered my fridge into the room
>tfw your parents calls the paramedics thinking you finally killed yourself and they tear down your front door
I miss my old door

Unless you're in a boss fight quitting the game and reloading will spawn you exactly where you were because of constant autosave

>>389763986
download my antifun's trainer and set in infinite health

problem solved

>>389764325
In the age of cellphones who just shows up unexpectedly??

>>389764537
Friends do that

>>389763986
all that at once sounds pretty unlikely.

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>>389764583
>friends

>>389764392
Ring up your mum sometimes you ungrateful child

>>389764583
My friends have the common decency to text before showing up