*teleports behind you* Hey kid, my name? Dark blade. My master

(You)

Plz mr swordsman just take my life but leave my geimu alone

>>389747052
*slashes ur head off*
This head will sell for a fine price in the black market, and it looks like there's no brain inside, which allows me to use it as a storage facility for my money.

>>389746789
Too bad I was never hear
*hologram buzzes and disapeers*

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>>389746789

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*physguns you to roof and freezes*
OK LETS TALK ABOUT THE RULES ANON

>>389747063
*slashes ur head off*
I'm sorry sir, if you won't comply I'll have to make you comply.

*searches ur house for the geimu*

Ahh here it is, Skyrim? You have awful taste, but I'm sure I'll be able to sell this for even A LITTLE money. Some idiot will buy it. Though, it does have blood on it now that I've killed you.

*washes the blood off in your sink, leaves the water running*

*teleports out of your house*

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>>389746789
Back off now, man. Nobody's gonna take any game of mine. The gun is mightier than the sword, y'know.

>>389746789
Mister Darkblade, it's not 2000 anymore. I don't even OWN video game CDs. It's all on steam! And if it isn't, I pirate it!

>>389747232
>challenge
What now?

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I bought this game when it came out. I honestly had no idea it was expensive until I saw it in a store last month for $380.

>>389747262
*breaks the spell of the physgun and slashes your head off*

I already told you the rules. Thank you for the levitation, I appreciated the high elevation view of all you ants.

*uses your physgun to pick up your house and drop it on your dead body*

>>389747429
*steamid bans you*
i reckon thats that

>>389747335
*slashes all ur bullets in half and then slashes ur pistol open*

Now fight me like a man

*slashes ur head off*

>>389747336
That's a shame, nothing personelll, but the master wants either money, or blood. And I guess I'll have to bring him blood

*chops ur head off and puts it in a bag*

>>389747364

I'll be taking that!

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Too bad I already learned your weakness back in high school
*gives you a wedgie*

>>389747364
>46 years later no good way to play saturn
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>389747643
NO MORE WEDGIES!

*descends you into the abyss*

>>389747658
Ya, I wonder why they never figured that one out. Glad mine held up.

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>>389746789
"heh, nice try kiddo"
"I love Emilia"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7aJHYePJ4&index=1&list=PLqAuxZYoYr5-t2Ma3nTMx5-4auEM3_4vy&t=1s

>>389747853
NANI