has someone finally surpassed DSP in how much one can suck a

>>389720581
>this much damage control
Kek

>>389720581

Go to bed Dean

>>389720581
Hi Dean.

>>389720713
>>389720652
>>389720632
1. You guys haven't apologized for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
2. Just because I'm a game journalist doesn't mean I have to be good at games. A sports commentator for football doesn't do well for basketball. I'm just not good at platformers.

>>389720581
Why defend someone whose job it is to play videogames being bad at videogames?

>>389720581
>I'll try screeching like a mongoloid, maybe thing I don't like will go away
just hide the thread

>>389720812
Neck yourself retard.

Are we going to have this thread everyday?

>>389720960
good night dean

>>389720581
Dean you should go practice playing games before a pigeon takes your job

>>389720853
>whose job it is to play videogames

That's literally not his job. He's for the most part a tech writer and an industry writer. Make no mistake, I'm not defending him, he's bad at games. But I don't think he's a games journalist anyway. Advertorials aren't journalism nor criticism.

>>389720812
You should've gotten nuked a third time.

>>389721160
so they never should have published the video there 40 something fans can look elsewhere

>>389721262

See, that's what a non spinner would think. What they just did was give Cuphead coverage and the spotlight, and they now have a lot of derivative topics they could write about down the line to pad their article/week count. Don't forget that jewtoobers will likely talk about this as well because views and money. They created buzz where there was none, and threads like this are proof that it's effective.

>>389721596
why dont you go lay down dean you seem tired

>>389720581
t. Worst chink ever to play games

Someone post the Webm of the dove figuring it out before he does

>>389721696

Sure kid, keep stoking the flame. Keep the topic alive. Keep complaining about how shitty vidya journalism is whilst helping make it shittier.

>>389721902
no one is saying games journalism is shitty we are saying dean is shitty

>>389720581
I came in here to make a post just like this, congrats on the (You)s

>>389720532
Are they really Tommy Wiseau-ing it and saying they meant it to be shitty

Because that description reeks of self-righteous pretentiousness

>>389720532
DSP was already surpassed when the Game Grimps needed to look up a guide to get off Outset Island in Wind Waker. Phil didn't need to.

Reminder that the "I don't needs to be good at games to be good at writing about them" narrative is complete and utter bullshit. It is impossible for someone who plays video games on such a level to understand their mechanics and depth.

I still believe DSP was always good at video games but pretended to be retarded too hard and now can't get back.

>>389722673
To be writing about them? Fine. They can voice their opinion however they want.
To be writing about them with any authority as to whether something is good or bad? That's were it gets fucky.

>>389722856
>>389722614
DSP is just AVGN, it's an ACT

>>389722673
video game journalists dont need to understand video games, have you ever read the sites they write for?

>>389720532
DSP is satire, and if he genuinely isn't. then he is at this point, at least to me.

>>389720581
>HURRR LE GAME GERNALIST PRAY BADD XDDDD
Wow, you certainly made everyone but yourself look stupid. Well done.

>>389720532
The damage control the entire outlet has done about it is worse than the gameplay itself. Being bad at games is one thing, but an entire outlet trying to justify it as acceptable is something else entirely.

>>389720532
Is this one of those Twitch plays X videos?

>>389720812
Should've surrendered sooner. Also, where is China's reparations for the Rape of Nanking?

>>389720812
>You guys haven't apologized for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
I'm English you racist fuck. All white people aren't American, the same way as all Asians aren't good at games.
> Just because I'm a game journalist doesn't mean I have to be good at games. A sports commentator for football doesn't do well for basketball. I'm just not good at platformers.
And if a sports commentator who is terrible at sports filmed himself throwing a baseball like a retard and then put it on the internet in an official capacity, he'd get as much shit.

>>389720893
>A lot of people worse than me

Oh Dean, those people have no arms or eyes so they couldn't play anyway!

>Hurr durr I'm a retard
>What the fuck? Fuck off retard
>*50 news articles about something that shouldn't have even gotten uploaded in the first place*
I don't even see the point in watching the footage, it's just provoking a reaction so they can milk it for views.

>>389720532
We live in a time when being really shitty at something makes you as much money as being really good.

>>389726597
Hey, a blind man beat Ocarina of Time. Don't insult them.

>>389720581
Isn't it past your bedtime dean?

>>389720581
There's being bad and then there's not having the fundamentals that playing a couple of hours of any platformer in a year would have taught you.

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Post yfw you're not Dean Takahashi.

>>389726030
nope, a "professional journalist" with "25 years of experience"

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>>389730907
>mfw I am not Dean Takahashi who gets payed to write about games

Dean Takahashi is not even a game reviewer, he specializes in video game business, you idiots.
Read this - https://venturebeat.com/2017/09/08/the-deanbeat-our-cuphead-runneth-over/

It's funny how assblasted gamurgaters jumped on this bandwagon in a desperate attempt to make their cause valuable, lmao

>>389731012
To be fair i heard that most game journalist gets paid like shit nowadays

>>389720893
I could shove the controller into my mum's hands (she has an essential tremor) and she would still have an easier time getting past the tutorial.

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>>389731353
>specializes in video game business
>is absolutely horrible at games
Complete and utter hack.

>>389732249
Well, are you good at business, anon?

>>389731353
I got my first gameboy when I was 6 and was able to play Mario Land without the need of such an exessive tutorial, and no I didn't struggle with such a basic mechanic. I didn't play any videogames before that. So what's your point?

its been weeks of spamming this now. its a shill thread. they post this shit because its easy clicks/views. in the end they win because they get money. literally clickbait in writing form i seriously hope you don't fall for this shit and actually watch the video or click the link. even if it isn't some shill posting this they make money off your views, don't give it to them.

>>389732397
He was like 30 when you was 6, my good anon friend

>mfw I'm not Dean Tacuckhashit

>>389732453
So what? He lost the ability to think? Why is he a journalist then?

>>389732557
Because he's good at business analitics I guess

>>389725661
was he acting when he jacked off on webcame

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>game has old cartoon style
>no blackface enemies
not even going to bother with this ahistorical piece of trash

>>389720812
this isn't a "not good at platformers" problem, dude literally lacks the most basic ability for problem solving

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>https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/09/videogame-culture-needs-to-stop-fetishizing-skill.html


Having basic knowledge on how to play a game is now labeled as "skill"

>>389731856
Good, maybe all of then will die of hunger with a bit of luck

>>389720893
>>389720581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nSodg-HTU
>a fucking disabled manages to become a Street Fighter pro
>a fucking VIDEO GAMES journalist can't even do a basic platformer moves
neck yourself, dean