>Actually got the bend I thought this was a meme or something

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Do you also regret being a faggot?

Surface more slowly next time.

>>389707553
">Pic isnt mine but my switch is identical."

>>389707430
Why not take a picture of yours? Are you too retarded to take a picture?

>>389707894
he's on /v/, hope that's rhetorical

>>389707430
>Doesn't post a photo of his actual Switch

>>389708393
Take a picture, scrub the exif data, post on /v/

Where's the problem?

>>389707553
>pic isnt mine but my switch is identical
I thought summer was over?

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>>389708550
>Bumping the thread

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>>389707894
because hes lying. theres fucking nothing wrong with it. nintendo makes the best hardwr, the best games. fuck third party support. and fuck op. hes a fucking liar

Mods

>>389708529
Not OP, I've tried photographing it before and it's actually pretty difficult. For starters, it's a subtle bend that's hard to see. You only notice it by putting it on a flat table top and realizing that the tablet isn't completely flush with the tablet. Second, that difference is hard to photograph because you need to get the camera at just the right angle, and the camera view and lens are often at different angles

>>389708686
All of those games are already out

>>389707430
>no way it will live through even the natural lifespan of the system without breaking
Don't worry, friend. There's an updated redesign that will be hitting store shelves just before that could feasibly happen!

>>389708529
4chan scrubs when you upload

>>389707679
>merely pretending

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>>389708839
NONE OF THEM ARE ON SWITCH THO

>>389707556
underrated shitpost about diving.

>>389708529
Exif data has been autoscrubbed for years now

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>>389707430
Picture w/ timestamp or it didn't happen.

>>389707430
>Pic isnt mine but my switch is identical
sure buddy, sure

>>389708686

The Switch has third party support, though.

Also, someone should really edit that pic to show that Nintendo's been releasing a major game for the Switch almost every month since it's launch. Show the pony thinking that Switch has nogaemz while the actual Switch owner plays Splatoon 2, then Mario and Rabbids, then Pokken, then Mario Odyssey, then Fire Emblem Warriors and finally Xenoblade 2

>>389710187
>The Switch has third party support


the switch has a new mario game in two months, and a bunch of wii-u ports for now. its shit at the moment.

>>389710768

>Ubisoft
>Bethesda
>EA
>Rockstar
>Bandai-Namco
>countless Indies
>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen

Nothing but Wii U ports and Mario, you say?

>>389711049
>not one game listed


>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen
are you referring to zelda botw? if so thats a wii-u port, and being on wii-u means theres a superior pc version on cemu emulator as well.
theres literally no reason to own a switch unless its the only system someones parents let them buy.

>>389711049
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art58580.asp

>>389707430
why does this matter again? does a millimeter bend affect the console's performance or functionality any?

>>389711049
>>389710187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkW1c8NgA9U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7-7fG_4o24

>>389711049
>>Bethesda

Only one game and it's a fucking five year old port.

>>EA

Only fucking Fifa.

>>Rockstar

Six year old port of one of their worst games.

>>countless Indies

Into the trash they go. You can count the ones worth playing on one hand.

>>highest rated 1st Party game of this gen

A Wii U port, which is literally what the guy you're replying to was criticizing the Switch for.

I'll give you Bamco and Ubisoft (and Square Enix), but their Switch support is still only a tiny, tiny subset of games available on other platforms.

>>389711261

Ubisoft's Switch game just launched at the end of last month, faggot. But fine, here's the games:

>Skyrim Switch Edition
>FIFA 2018 and NBA2K
>Mario + Rabbids
>L.A. Noire
>Hyrule Warriors, Dragonball Xenoverse 2

>inb4 you dismiss them all for autistic reasons

Your original statement was "Switch has no third party support, just Wii U ports and Mario."

>>389707430

>if it cant last me two months without bending

I know it was already obvious you were full of shit, but the Switches that were bent were shipped like that, they didn't warp from the heat. You fucked up retard.

>>389712053
only exclusive outta the games mention is rabbids mario which is a rabbids game first of all so its shit ad a meme, second of all its a shit game without the rabbid shit in it.

hyrule warriors is the same as every other mosou game and might as well be a port as its just a reskinned game.

the rest are on xb1/ps4/pc

fuck skyrim was on 360/ps3. old ass game, same as l.a gaywhore

>>389712014

>being so assblasted about BotW's review score you have to call a dual release a "port"

Man, ponies must have been mad about all of those Xbox "ports" they got from third parties during the 360/PS3 days

>>389707430
I'd be more inclined to believe you if you took a picture of yours. Otherwise this just looks like falseflagging.
Also if the system got that hot, the board would fry way before it could ever bend. And inside a dock that keeps it tightly in there as possible with almost zero wiggle room. Fuck outta here.
Source: I have a fucking Switch.

2/10 got me to reply.

>>389712053
I got Switch. Done with Zelda and Sanic. Do I get Mario+Rabbids? Or something else?

>>389712326

Read the last two lines of
>>389712053

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>>389712601

Ports arent third party support. wii-u has tons of ports at laucnch window and looked how that turned out.


maybe your a retard and i need to specifically say EXCLUSIVES/THIRD PARTY EXCLUSIVES

Nintendo lost.

>>389712558
>Do I get Mario+Rabbids?


if your 9 years old and or autistic.

wait for mario odysys or xenoblade 2

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>>389712853

>>389713021
>moving the no games

>>389712924

Yeah, no

https://www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/nintendo-switch-outsells-ps4-xbox-one-in-us-july-s/1100-6452621/

>>389707430
Literally doesn't effect operation at all.
This is a sony sabotage attempt don't get worked up over this bros

>>389713092
>NEW SYSTEM SELLS MORE THAN A SYSTEM PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS ALREADY

>>389713002


It's a good game you edgy retard.

>>389713474

>


why are people so fucking stupid? why do people have such bad taste? fucking gross.


>its a nintendos exclusive! it has to be good!

>>389713601
Have you played it?

>>389713757
yeah my son has it. its shit.

its literally redddit. its a mario and le minions mash up

>>389713845
Your wife's son?

>>389714078
for you

>>389714078
2016 called, it wants its joke back.

>>389708686
>Have played and liked all of the games on the ps4 side
>Also own a switch and enjoy the games for it
Why do people bother with these kinds of shitposts.

>>389712493
It isn't heat that warps it, it's being shoddily made. Which it fucking is, you nintenigger.

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>>389714205
>>Also own a switch and enjoy the games for it

such as?


what are the games that only switch has that are currently out?

exactly. wii-u ports. xb1/ps4 ports and mario and le rabbids ft alien from reddit may cry

>>389711049
Most of those games are coming out on the other consoles as well. What's the incentive to get a worse version?

I want to like the thing but come on there's nothing out for it at the moment and the launch builds were absolutely fucked. Not impressed with the default controller and its tiny shoulder buttons either and annoying multiplayer capabilities.

>>389714327

>Splatoon 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2

>inb4 "Durr hurr Splatoon 2 is a port" meme

Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon

>>389714327
did you have a stroke writing this?
zelda's a really good game
splatoon 2 is more like an enhanced port more than a sequel but it's still a good game, even with the comical japanese superiority complex
ebin rabbids meme stopped being a valid excuse when people saw the gameplay was actually good

it certainly has more games than the ps4 did on launch, which is why I waited so long to get one

>>389714407

Those are just third parties supporting the Switch, the first party exclusives are the reason peoole are buying the console. And the sales prove it.

>>389714504
>zelda's a really good game


BUT ITS ON WII-U RETARD, IM ASKING WHATS EXCLUSIVE ON SWITCH

>>389714667
splatoon and rabbids then if you're going to get that autistic about it

P5 isn't a ps4 game then too, if you want to go that way.

>>389714471
>>Xenoblade Chronicles 2

NOT OUT YET


>>Splatoon 2
NOT A PORT BUT IT MAY AS WELL BE


>>Mario Odyssey

WOW A EXCLUSIVE! its supposedly good, but who cares? 1 good exclusive? what else is on switch?

>>389714667

How many exclusives are on the PS4 and Xbox One? Not "timed" exclusives, not "console" exclusives, but actual exclusives? And how many of those are first party games?

>Sonybros will NEVER EVER GET VROOM IN THE NIGHT SKY
Eat shit, cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVptGhlrhw0

>>389714617
What, like the Wii U?

Dude QTEs LOL

>>389714997

The Wii U didn't sell 5 million units in 4 months, anon

>>389714846
more than the switch will ever have

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>>389715148

Topkek. No need to be salty anon, the holidays are just around the corner. I look forward to /v/'s collective meltdown when the holiday sales numbers are released.

>>389714846
Got ya covered senpai
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_4_games

>>389715053
It sold around 4 million in about 3 months with a similar sales strategy and third party support and look hww that turned out.

>>389715261
>holiday sales numbers are released.


>he cares about sales numbers when he doesnt even have stock in a company

thats literal autisim. id guess since no games you gotta do something though.
>>389715348
>more exclusives now than wii-u ever, more than switch will ever have

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>>389715261
>being so upset you need to admit to bragging about sales numbers and not actual quality games

>>389715348

Wow, after looking through that list of exclusives, I actually feel sorry for the ponies. No wonder they rage at Nintendo so much, it must be hard comparing their shit exclusives to the critically-acclaimed and commercially successful franchises Nintendo owns.

>>389715687
>389715687

>calls sony games shit exclusives
>has none of his own but mario and the meme minions

>>389715476

>Wii U launched in the holidays
>PS4 launched in the holidays
>Xbox One launched in the holidays
>Switch launched in fucking March

Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>389712014
LA Noire is a great game, get some taste

>>389707556
>>389709367
Good shit

>>389707556
Took me a moment

>>389713601

It's a good fucking game retard. I didn't bother with all the Xenoblade games, Bayonetta 2, Wonderful 101, or all the shitty low budget spin-offs of Nintendo games, so don't use that excuse.

>>389715476
you know the Switch has sold half the Wii U lifetime sales in 6 months right? And it launched in March

the console is a success

>>389715761

Oh I'm sorry, who could forget such amazing PS4 exclusives like BugsBox and Spookwatch?

>>389710187
>>389711049
Don't argue with rabid Sonygroes, their hatred blinds them

>>389707553
>Nintendo babby looking for technicality to dismiss OPs argument
Sorry but there are genuine critiques to be made and stop connecting your self worth to a brand its really sad man.

>>389707430
Do you happen to use the Zelda carrying case that people say bends the Switch?

>>389716036

>He says this on /v/, where countless Sonygro shitposters have their heads so far up Sony's ass that they're still in denial about the Switch's success because "Sony always wins"

>>389715965
6 or 7 million Switches sold now I think. They might actually reach that 15 million goal within the first year. I can't wait for /v/'s meltdown.

>>389710187
> Splatoon 2, then Mario and Rabbids, then Pokken, then Mario Odyssey, then Fire Emblem Warriors and finally Xenoblade 2
the biggest list of 'meh' games I've ever seen

>>389715668

>Sonygros shitposted about sales every month until they got BTFO by the Switch
>after the holidays they'll be crying "Sales don't matter!"

Pottery

>>389716712
mate the thing with the PS4 is that it sells everywhere and has done since release, the Switch isn't selling in Europe nor do I think is it selling that well in many other places.

I don't like or support either company both Sony and Nintendo are utter wank but if you want more for your money you buy the PS4, if you want to play kids games you buy the Switch.

I don't own nor do I want to own a PS4 or a Switch, they're both shite.

>>389716679
it's a lot better than what Sony and Microsoft were offering back in 2013

>>389716679

If you can list a better set of six exclusive games that all released on one console for six consecutive months, be my guest

>>389716835
>the Switch isn't selling in Europe
it's selling very well in France and Germany (the European countries that matter)

>>389716485
If they could actually make that many maybe.

>>389716679
>he says this while praising Sony movies like TLOU and HZD

>>389716937
mate nothing of Nintendos sells in Europe this is a fact.

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>>389716973
I haven't praised any sony movies nor will I. I'm >>389716835 I don't like either company.

>>389716996
>sonybro britbong who doesn't understand facts
cringed, enjoy your next bombing

>>389717112
I'm not a sony bro.

I am a britbong though.

Hopefully a plane takes you clean out.

>>389714667
Yakuza 0 is on the PS3 :^)

>>389708686
this is legit sad. as a fan of the real nintendo of the 80s and 90s it makes me feel.

>>389716835

https://www.gamespot.com/amp-articles/nintendo-switch-outsells-ps4-xbox-one-in-us-july-s/1100-6452621/

The Switch is beating the PS4 in sales in both America and Japan

>more from the PS4

More what? More money to be paid for online multiplayer? More bugs and glitches in digital games because Sony's quality testing is shit? More 12 year old kids screaming at you over the mic in your favorite FPS?

>Nintendo iz 4 keedz meme

Try actually playing some of Nintendo's first party games, especially with friends. No other company comes close to Nintendo when it comes to couch multiplayer

>>389717275
you were born in 1997

>>389717280
yeah mario and the rabbids is really an adult game

yeah boi nothing makes me feel more like an adult and sitting down on the couch with my tablet and joy cons and playing some raving rabbids and mario.

Maybe you're a man child and enjoy that type of thing.

>>389717441

>Mario and Rabbids is a first party game

Also has a lackluster multiplayer, but go ahead and tell normies about how "mature" you are because you play M-rated games. I'm sure they'd totally agree with you.

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>>389716996
It's actually doing very well in the UK.

>>389707430
take your own picture anon, don't use one from the internet.

>>389717732
mate I have the unfortunate job of working in retail in a games store in the UK.

The Switch doesn't sell that well, infact just this morning I had to send 3 Switches back to the depot as they haven't sold in our store.

>>389707556
i only understand this because my friend wont shut the fuck up about diving

>>389717441

if you think there's any video game that would make you seem like an adult you're pretty pathetic.

>>389717848
If the Switch isn't selling as much in Europe then why don't they just decrease the number of units sent there and send more to US and Japan?

>>389718154
they have done

we used to get in our store 3 a month, now we get 2.

>>389707556
awful joke, very overrated

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>>389718154
It looks like it is selling in Europe, though.

>>389718201
Over here, I think Walmarts get 5 every 2 weeks or something, and it's unacceptable as they generally sell out the same day they get them. The one closest to my house, every time I browse in the vidya section, the shelf where the Switch consoles are supposed to be are always empty. I got lucky when I bought mine about a month ago, it happened to be a delivery day and I was in a smaller town at that moment.

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>>389707430
I don't get it, doesn't look bent

>>389718201
I'm a fucking leaf and most game stores around me only get 6 units every 3 weeks. That's pretty abysmal if you ask me. Then again gaming is pretty much on its way out the door with these ridiculous prices. Arms was fucking $100 just let that sink in.

>>389715261
ps4 really is the best look at all the sales no wait pc is really the best no nintendo game ever brokr pcs record

>>389711668
i don't think it fits in the dock anymore...

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>>389714327
>ps4 owners calling others out for last gen ports

>>389707556
lol

Only fun game on ps4 right now is a golf title. Really says a lot about the current state of ps4 software.

>>389717848
Try to convince the imam to stop saying it's haram. I'm sure it's his fault.

>>389711049

>Being proud of a shitty Skyrim port

Come on man, have some dignity.

>>389721349
Stop being upset at reality, nigger.

>>389721421

I have a switch, and you're the one who sounds upset nigger.