You're walking through GameStop and this guy starts converting

>>389656350
Chug a gallon of blue paint

Call in a bunch of my skirmisher buddies
gg

>>389656350
delete her before the conversion goes off

>>389656350
Put my girlfriend back in the castle
Throw my janissary at him

kill him and pray to God

>>389656350

I'd imagine you and everyone around you would be doing the safety dance before you even knew what was up.

>>389657061
skirmishers take too long to kill him rip gf got converted

>>389656350
my girl is on her period, he about to be converted

>>389656350
use my army of priests to convert them both, of course.

>>389657357
>his gf isn't Teutonic

stay awhile and listen

>>389657532
You mean
HELLOW FRIEND
SHTAYAWHILE AND LISTN...

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They don't chug a few of the cute as fuck ballistae with their armies.