You walk into gameshop and this guy unsheathes your gfs katana. What do?
***teleports 360° away from you***
THIS??????11!!!
>>389649985
>You walk into gameshop
stop
>>389649985
that guys hair is so shiny wtf
>>389650384
Thats the grease my dude
>gf
>>389650384
He probably hasn't showered in a week.
>>389649985
why do they all look like cartoon characters?
Heh, im the boss of this here game shop. Have at you!
>>389650758
Fuck my hairs are like that but I shower twice a day
>>389650384
looks like leafyishere
Stand back, the m'lady is with me
>>389651105
who just sit in the middle of a store floor? don't these weirdos have any dignity? at least tow of them are on their 30s WTF
>>389649985
>*teleports behind you*
>*unzips dakimakura made from authentic nippon steel folded 1000000000000000 times*
>*pushes up glasses*
>*zandatsu's you*
pssssht, all according to keikaku, kid