Which package do I open first: The cute small box, the beefy

open your wrists faggot.

ona-holes?

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You better hope there's a dragon dildo in there or I'm gonna be pretty fucking mad

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Beefy big box, bitch

All at once, so the thread can end.

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>>389642962
Switch, Amiibos and a game or two. Calling it.

Voting for flat box first. I bet its a game

>>389642962
The one with the dragon dildo in it.

Your wife's box.

Purple packaging or bust.

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>>389642980
That seems harsh.

>>389643098
That'd be a lot of ona holes for one small dick.

>>389643238
Aren't those American?

>>389643316
I guess that's the winner.

>>389643553
Now reseal it and send back to nippon

SHOW HAND

>>389643553
This thread will take forever.

just post everything before the thread is deleted you fucking retard holy smokes

>>389643553
hurry the fuck up you dumb redditor

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>>389642962

Show your hand

>>389643553do yyou live in japan, or are you just buying imports?

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It's 5.44kg of shitty peanut butter!

Too bad that's all you can get in Japan

>>389643761
Open the other boxes faggot

I have a striking suspicion OP did not make photos in advance.

>>389643761
Now the small

>>389643553
I guess I didn't see the moon runes
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>389643761
Fug, I was specifically looking for peanut butter in the store then forgot about it.

>>389643761
>not games related
MODS

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>>389643761
Are you japanese?
You can get way more peanut butter on a supermarket, at least in the us

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>>389643761
>not a game

>>389643761
Am I a child if I prefer smooth to crunchy?

>>389643761
>Too bad that's all you can get in Japan

what is peanut butter a controlled substance in japland or something?

>>389643761
>3.02MB
>3840x2160

RESIZE YOUR FUCKING PHOTOS REEEEEEEEEE
just change the width to 1000px and it will load MUCH faster.

>>389643821
Spend this time to imagine you are sitting next to him, opening the boxes together and embarking on a bonding experience with each other.

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>>389643469
Here's the flat. I've wanted this art book for half my life.

>>389644128
Hello Australia!

>>389643949
I'm American, but I'm in Japan. Peanut butter isn't so popular here, I can only find Skippy and it's expensive as hell.

>>389644129
That was my intention, buddy. We're taking this journey together.

>>389644128
Hahaha buy proper internet fucking poorfag dont go whine here

>>389643761
skippy is pretty good 2bh

>>389642962
How much did you pay in postage? I can't even get Amazon to send my games in a cardboard box, and I'm a Prime Member.

>>389643761
>ordering peanut butter from Amazom Japan
Really?

What country do you live in, where importing Skippy peanut butter is considered a sound decision? I mean, this isn't even some sort of high quality peanut butter either. It's fucking Skippy. It has to be one of the top five produced brands in the world.

>>389644149
Now we are fucking talking. Although given the sudden change in filenaming, I suspect you are either not OP or you just grabbed the image from somewhere else.

>>389644179
You're right, but that isn't the point
I get 100mb/s down though. Large images, especially ones for a anonymous imageboard, don't need to be that bloated.
Anything in 16:9 ratio at around 1000px in either axis is sufficient.
this comes up a lot on /toy/

>>389644376
Seems to be the same sheets, though. Odd.

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Here's the tiny box. As soon as my new ISP comes through I can download Yakuza Kiwami.

>>389644364
Amazon.jp is pretty fucking sweet in Japan, I don't think I've ever paid for shipping and it's always lightning fast.

>>389644376
I'm phone posting, and 4chan doesn't display vertical photos properly so I had to crop it. I wanted to show the art book off to someone since none of my friends appreciate Lunar properly.

>>389644253
How to make peanut butter protip:
>get a mixer
>get peanuts
>put peanuts in mixer
>???
>profit
It's too late now though since you already bought five fucking kilos.

>>389642962
>>389643553
>>389643761
Show me your fucking hand

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Thanks for sticking around.

Feel free to turn this into a Lunar thread, dragon dido thread, or ask questions about why you should visit Shizuoka City because it's so fucking great.

>>389644702
Looks aesthetic as fuck

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>>389644685

>>389644702
what are some fun things to do in Shizuoka City?

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>>389644537
NOT VIDYA

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>>389644537
>I don't think I've ever paid for shipping and it's always lightning fast.
Japan is a fairly tiny country. Hell, I always take advantage of free shipping with Amazon US and they'll get stuff to me within a week, and that's from across the country.

>I wanted to show the art book off to someone since none of my friends appreciate Lunar properly.
Neat. I loved the Grandia games and though that Lunar Legend was okay, or at least the story was functional. I have the first two games on PS1, just haven't had the time to play them.

Did you pick up some of the other Lunar books over in Japan?

>>389644748
stop using that word

NOT VIDYA FUCK YOU ANON
Nice artbook btw.

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>>389644702
Wow it looks so comfy !
What is your job ?
Are cats in your neighborhood cute ?

>>389644924
It's an aesthetic word though.

Don't you like aesthetic words?

>>389644702
Are those graves or what?
They look cool.

>>389644786
If you are into history the Toro ruins are fantastic. There's also a museum connected to the site.

>>389644809
Routers aren't Vida, but they're tangentially related. C'mon, have a heart.

>>389644831
There are only two art books, but I'm definitely buying the second. It covers both games, this one is just the first.

But I loved Grandia too, I should see what it has going for art books.

>>389645025
>what's your job?

What do you think. I'm an English teacher, like most other foreigners.


I see some strays. One was nice enough to let me pet 'er!

Huh, all my photos are too big now. Maybe they other anon was right.

>>389644537
How much is it per month?

>>389644702
go eat a bowl of ramen weeabo. NOT VIDEO GAMES

>>389645030
Sure do, but I prefer when it's used by people with a >100 IQ who know how to form a sentence.

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>>389645125
Yeah, they are. It's right near my apartment. It's a huge graveyard that winds up a tall hill. The view is absurdly good.

I knew I had a cat pic for that guy.

>>389645308
What, internet? Fiber optic is about ¥4300-5200 monthly for the line from the phone company, and then about ¥800-2000 monthly for the actual ISP. So roughly $50-70, depending on how much your ISP charges and what kind of line you need.

I just switched ISPs so I had to learn a bit about how it all works here.

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Guys remember bromides?

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>>389645427
Cute cat !
Are you aware of any company of job opportunity for a mechanical engineer in your area ?
It looks like a breath of fresh air compared to the shit hole that the south-east of France has become (even if the view can be pretty)

>>389645267
>What do you think. I'm an English teacher, like most other foreigners.
How do Japanese folk react towards foreigners? How is life there in general?

>>389645267
Do you think a spanish teacher has any future in nipon?

>>389646273
Si me llama bibliotheca como se passa en la casa de tu padre ¿

>>389644754
nice paw

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>>389645746
Hell no, man, I work in a public school. Couldn't hurt to check out gaijinpot.com,they have a job board I think.

>>389645863
I've been received warmly in my area, but I've heard stories of non white people getting some negative reactions. Good thing nobody seems to know what Jews are here or I'd be fucked.

>>389646273
I mean, maybe? That's generally not what they import foreigners for, but I'm sure someplace needs one.

I'm loving this art book. I should dig up my Vita and play Silver Star Harmony again.

>>389645746
Where is that anon?

>>389646409
Nigger what?
Did you mean "¿Si llamas a la biblioteca como pasar a la casa de tu padre?"
Native speaker here, that sentence doesn't make much sense.

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>>389647289
He asked if you go to the library as often as you go to your father's house.

Mexico here and basically every burger talking spanish sounds like that.

>>389647580
Did you feel the earthquake?
Chilefag here so you can tell anything

>>389647580
I'm also mexican, how the fuck did you know what he meant? That's pretty amazing.

>>389645267
tell us about your students anon

>>389646813
Thanks I'll take a look !
>>389647289
French Riviera, between Cannes and Nice.
>>389647289
Actually it's a sentence that a friend of mine who was shit as Spanish told the teacher on our big end of high-schools test (you know the one before you graduate). It doesn't mean anything but it was every word he knew.
>>389647580
I don't think there was any meaning in that sentence.

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>>389643238
>>389643485
>>389644702

DRAGON DILDO LIFE SIZE CONFIGURATOR IS LIVE

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT /V/

https://www.bad-dragon.com/real-size

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>>389648336
I work in an agricultural school, so most students don't care about English. But they're good kids, and they try pretty honestly most of the time.

They'd rather be planting vegetables or taking care of animals rather than practicing English, I'm sure.

>>389648805
>agricultural school
So basically Moyashimon?

>>389648805
any funny stories at least?

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>>389644702
Damn, you're making me want to go again.

>>389648857
I guess, but nobody is magic that I'm aware of.

>>389648878
I mean, not really. Fairly recently a student wrote that she took a trip somewhere and "I was stung by a motherfucker there."

Turns out she used the internet to find the best word for what she was trying to convey. She certainly got her point across.

>>389648976
Damn nice shot. Is that in Shizuoka city? Where?

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>>389644149
>>389644537
>>389643761
None of this is video games. What the fuck are you doing?

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>>389649562
Do you want to try again, buddy?

>>389649372
It's in Hakone. Cool town. Hot springs overrated though.

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>>389649687
An art book isn't a video game, retard.

>>389643761
WORST PEANUT BUTTER

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>>389645125
>he thinks those graves are cool
Hikone is a kino rural city I recommend everyone go and explore. Pic related is a graveyard embedded into the mountain side that goes up a fair way, before becoming a hiking trail.

so, nothing to do with video games?

>>389649862
Holy shit, how are you still alive? DARWINISM FAILED

>>389650086
Great thread OP you fucking cunt.

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>>389650086
Don't have children.

>>389649862
It has as much gameplay as a David Cage game, man. Calm down.

>>389649919
If I could get something better I would, believe me. I haven't even been able to find the peanuts to make my own.

>>389650016
Your cool Graves doesn't mean mine aren't cool, man. Don't be a grave snob. They're different from what westerners are used to, so they're interesting.

>>389650070
Sure, if you ignore the video game related stuff.

Fun fact : Yoshitaka Amano is from Shizuoka city.

>>389650151
He's not OP, I'm OP.

Aw man I loved Japan when I visited, I hope I get a chance to go back another time. Cool thread OP

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>>389650289
All I'm saying is Hikone is kino, and I can sense your growing jealousy.

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Reminder that Japan has the comfiest aesthetic in the world but is probably one of the worst places to live and work!

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>>389651024
You visited Hikone. I live in Shizuoka. I have no reason to be jealous. This city is fantastic.

>>389651134
Only if you are working for a Japanese company. I'm well protected from death by overwork, so I'm loving it.

Thanks for chilling you guys. I don't expect this thread to survive, but if it does I'll be back in about 7 hours to check all the cool dragon didos you post.

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>>389651504
>that damage control
>that gay ass picture
Shizuwhatever looks like a queers paradise, which is probably why you live there. Hikone doesn't do gay.

>>389643761
>Peanut butter
Why americans like this shit so much?