>join a server >immediately hear some prepubescent kid

>>389623043
there should be rated 18 games with bank confirmation

>grew up never using the mic because i know adults hate the kids
>am adult now but still dont use mic because i feel that same sort of fear

>>389623043
Because you are allowing it by staying there. If you're the only adult and you don't want to deal with children, then why stay?

>>389623147
>pay money for game targeted towards adults (18+ rating)
>dude just leave the game if there are children lmao

>>389623349
OP said server. You don't have to leave the game, just find a different server.

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> join a server waiting for game to start
> Hear someone exhale loudly directly into the mic
> "dOOT DOOT BEEEUGHSH SMAAAAGH"
> Prepubescent kid is just singing and babbling nonsense to himself
> Loudly
> Into the mic
> "DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOT"
> Try to mute chat
> Muting is glitched and doesn't work
> Game starts
> "DOOT DOOOT DOOOOT DOOOOT"
> Enemy team is on point, finds kid
> He's running around in circles meleeing the air
> We're losing
> Try to mute him, specifically
> "DOOT DOOT BEEUUUGH SMAAAGH"
> Enemy has a 20 point run just killing him over and over
> Muting is still glitched
> "DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOT"
> Start to panic but still stuck on trying to salvage the match
> "DOOT DOOT DOOOT DOOOOOOT"
> We lose by 5 or 6 points
> Get triggered by trains and children now

>>389623140
same

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>>389623043
>video games are for children
>surprised when children play video games

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>>389623043
>join a server
>six different faggots blaring entirely different songs
>three squeakers calling each other faggots, calling anyone who kills them a hacker, and calling EVERYONE niggers
>map is a bogstandard one only the textures have been changed to some garish clashing neon nightmare eyerape so it took 40 minutes to load
>faggoty screamy Quake announcer plugin because autists can't live without muh fucking announcer
>get booted by a mod 'for the lulz'
>this is what I get for trying to game with /v/

>>389623828
get shot dead Jack Thompson

>>389623681
DOOOT DOOOT DOOOOOOT DOOOOOOOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOT DOOOOOOOOT

>>389623043
Now what will you do, Yasuna Oribe?

>>389624936

FUCK you

>playing a game with dedicated servers without setting up your own on your VPS where you're admin and can ban anyone/silently toggle cheats for yourself at any time, writing a quick script to temporarily populate it 75% full with bots so it quickly fills up with real people from server finder/matchmaking
DAM it feels good to be a baller

>>389626153
DOOODY DOOOTY DOOT DOT DOT DOOOOOOT DOOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOOTY DOOOOOTY DOOOT DOOT DOOOOOOT!!!!!

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"Hahah I'm 14"
"13"
"12"
"15!"
"17 ahah I'm a grandpa"
"...... what about you, anon

>>389623043
>Kids are playing video games
>Offended that they're playing with each other
?