Alright /v/, it has become clear that this board is going nowhere

>>389553507
What is our goal for our adventure? Are we saving the princess? Are we slaying the dragon? Are we trying to make ends meet in a dystopian cyberpunk future? We need context, Anon.

>>389553607
Recieving a daily dose.

>>389553507
yes, finally

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Whoops. We almost got off track. You wouldn't like that, would you?

>>389554070
But op we missed the turn, where are you taking us?

>>389554070
B-But where are we going?

oh man i love le meme parable easily my favorite walking simulator EVAR i love the part where i walked and then i walked some more it was awesome lol

>>389554254
WHERE THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Oh, don't play coy. You know exactly where we're going. To adventure! What more do you need to know?

>>389553507
>>389554070
>thread flow top to bottom
>2nd image is going upwards

you had one job

>>389554335
>implying we aren't driving backwards
Wait, STOP THE CAR!!!

>>389554331
>scared

>>389554331
But what is waiting for us at adventure?

>>389554331
Op please, I wanna see my mommy.

>>389554331
nigger

>>389554331
You better not be Todd Howard and this better not lead us to a store to buy Fallout 4.

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>>389554335
Oh, you'd be surprised at what this little line can do. The places it can take you! Why, just now it's heading off in a totally unexpected direction!

>>389554586
We're gonna crash into the post.

>>389554586
It's going to be a toddpost

>>389554586
Oh no

>>389554586
O-Op, why are the doors locked?

Brace for impact

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Come on guys, this path could take a frightening turn but as long as we keep our hopes up we'll be okay.
Let's sing to keep our spirits up!
"Look out new world here we come"

Someone let me out of the boot please, it's dark and bumpy in here

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>>389554331
fuck you niggers and your turns. don't go down a dead end.

>>389554863
loss?

>>389554863
I'm at a loss for words here.

Are you driving us to /pol/'s house?

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>>389554991
Well, that was a fun little detour, wasn't it? I'm so glad we're back on track.

>>389554863
/v/, I suggest you not trust this line. It seems to be an impostor, but I'm at a loss to describe how it got here.

>>389555189
nice
keep going anon

>>389555189
Keep your eyes on the damn road.

>>389555189
Can we not take too many turns, I get dizzy easily

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lets do this

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Ready for the meat of our content?

>>389555930
I pick left

>>389555930
i've always been ready. let's go left

>>389556009
>>389556041
>Leftfags
Not even once

>>389555930
Go right OP

>>389555930
Let's just hop over and ignore all the curves, the quickest route between any two points is a straight line. Fuck the police.

>>389556009
>>389556041
Don't you worry Anons, that choice will have major ramifications on the next path!

>>389556090
Chad spotted

>>389555930
go back, maybe the route has changed

>>389556194
this guy played antichamber

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Alright, I'm glad you all chose the correct path. After all, there was only one correct path, and your choice had a profound outcome on the result of this adventure! Now let's...

Wait. Wait. No... no, no, no, no, no, this isn't right... It's not supposed to do that. I designed it specifically not to do this!

>>389556273
Oh hey it has no barriers, we're free!

>>389556194
Fuck off time traveller Anon, how'd you predict the next path?

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>>389556273
It looks like Groose being suffocated by a pair of dainty legs.

>>389556347
This, head left into the void. Let's go climb those mountains

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>>389556347
>>389556456
Fuck you guys, now we're lost!

the stanley parable is reddit trash

>>389556564
>Everything I don't like is reddit
>I hate fun
Go fuck yourself

>>389556597
>fun

>>389556543
Head north into the Name field.

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>>389556543
Wait, what's that? Coming towards us?

>>389556597
I mean I agree that reddit is a lazy insult used by only the most retarded and unimaginative Anons, but The Stanley Parable isn't fun.

>>389556597
>le whacky meta narrative about video games with quirky jokes
>not reddit as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-sx-QQXrs

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>>389556456
Ah, /v/, you never fail to astound me. You've managed to leave the browser completely.

>>389556791
go to your steam library

>>389556779
when will you die so we can be done with this

>>389556661
You are likely to be eaten by a grue

>>389556791
>we're still on the screen

We need to go farther. Let us shed this electronic coil.

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>>389557021
/v/, I don't like this... I don't like it at all. It's cold and dark here. Can we go back to the adventure? Please? There was supposed to be an adventure!

>>389557158
This IS the adventure. The adventure of your life. There's no stopping now.

>>389557158
loot strings

>>389557158
DEEPER

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>>389557351
Why would you want a string?

>>389557837
tie the application with the string

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Whoa! Where did that come from?! Wait... It's the adventure line! How did it find us here? Oh well... I suppose some mysteries can never be explained...

I dunno, but I guess since it's here, we might as well get back on it.

I-is that asp.net?

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>>389553716

>>389557927
Lets go off that left bit that's not on screen, surely that's a secret zone.

>>389558284
thank you medicine man

let us all kill ourselves together to end this vicious cycle

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>>389558363

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Now what?

You can't force us to have fun.

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I wonder where we're going now? Wait... this is the program I used to create the adventure line! Don't go there! You have no idea the kind of endless suffering you'll put us through!

>>389558647
hang yourself with it

>>389558775
loot the photoshop tools bar

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>>389558881

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And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image. And the Narrator made another Adventure Line image....

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W-whats this?

>>389559091
Alright, let´s draw there some trapdoor

>>389559097
damm

>>389560520
I recognize that bulge!

High quality thread and reference

Well, I'm glad we got free of that. I thought it was going to go on forev--

Wait. Where's the adventure line? Where is the image? There's nothing on my clipboard, but I could've sworn...

[Papers rustling, mouse clicking]

Oh, no... It seems the adventure line has deserted us. And the imposter seems to have dove into the hotpants of some unfortunate young maiden... I think it's time we end this story. It really was fun while it lasted, but we all know what happens next. I reset, and you all go back to your pointless shitposts, shills, not-generals, and fapthreads. I'll have no part in it. So; goodbye.

>>389561690
>maiden

>>389558284
thanks doc

>>389561690
oh well
it was fun while it lasted though, thanks anon

>>389561690
>maiden (male)

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>>389561690
The gameplay and graphics sucked but the story was decent with a satisfying ending so I'm going to give adventure line a 6.5/10, it's the best I can do.

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she's back