>I'm gonna need to see your hard drive to make sure there

DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT?!
I DON'T SEE A WARRANT!
AM I BEING DETAINED?

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maam
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop looking at my arms, my eyes are up here.

THE YEAR IS 94 AND MY TRUNK IS RAW
IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR ITS THE MOTHER FUCKING LAW

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Nothing here Sir, may I leave now?

>>389501240
I WAS GOING TO PAY IF I LIKED THEM
H-H-HONEST

>had a police officer on campus in middle school
>told friends I had some GameCube .isos on an SD card for whatever reason
>friend threatened to tell police officer (as a joke)
>I was legitimately worried about getting in trouble for having pirated games
Fuck, I was a retard.

>>389501584

Did you pay for that WinRAR? It isn't free you know

>>389501240
those are nice arms

>>389501778
I-Im still within the trial period, honest!

>>389501240

>HD is encrypted
Sure officer! Knock yourself out!

Sure, go ahead. Lots of cool stuff, most of it is worth playing.

>enters fake password to bring up false paritition with nothing incriminating on it
Sure thing officer

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>>389501240
N-no games here, sir.

>>389501949
Enjoy prison
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/legal/man-who-refused-to-decrypt-hard-drives-still-in-prison-after-two-years/

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>n-no pirated games here

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>WHY DO YOU HAVE A TOUSAND ISSUE OF THIS COMIC

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>>389501240
Can you give me 5 minutes?

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N-no

>>389501240
thats fine all my games are on ssd's

>>389501240
Go ahead, if a game is not worth my money it isn't worth my time either.

Pig.

>>389501240
Suh I'm practicing my rights as a independent entity and using maritime law to operate a physical machine which may or may not have under gone cosmic radiation that has changed the bits on the disc drives to copyrighted material and you do not have permission to entuh muh peecee

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>>389501584
>games
>outside of steam

Show me those cool drm-free games, buddy

I'm sorry officer, but I lost all of my hard drives in a tragic boating accident.

There's no pirated games, officer I support the industry

fuckload of pirated cartoons tho

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Don't touch my hard drive, or your keyboard gets it.

>>389501240
Sure.
My computer is down in this dark ominous basement, I'll let you lead the way as you're in charge and all.

>>389501240
I have no pirated software sir, only Ronaldinho soccer, GTA: Tropa de elite and Campeonato brasileiro 2017.
Will want some? ah ok. Just to warn, if your PS2 is using the matrix, the Ronaldinho might hang sometimes.

on a serious note, how severe is digital piracy as a crime? what is it comparible to?

>>389505779
Just fines I think. They rarely prosecute actual pirates, just the distributors.

>>389502304
>Americans go to prison indefinitely for forgetting their passwords