>alcohol increases health/endurance sometimes with blurry/wobbly

>>389457621
80% increase in autism

>>389457621
DUDE WEED LMAO

Decreases charisma

>>389457621
>Coffee and tea do different things
Feck off ya coont

>>389457621
If we're being serious I would love it if it increased your hacking skill temporarily

And my dick increases your moms gaphole

>>389457775
why?

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>>389457621
>tea increases mana
brit here, can confirm

>>389457694
DUDE POT LMAO

>>389457621
Alcohol cures Aspergers.

>>389457621
cigars should do the same as cigs but temporarily increase CHA aswell

>>389457801
Just fits, obviously it wouldn't in real life but since most of these are already overblown or unrealistic it'd just be a funny self aware joke that would have a practical application

>>389457937
>cigars
>increase cha

>Vaping click
>can use clouds to escape from NPCs
>different flavors give buffs
>vaping causes other vapers to walk around with you talking about their new flavors, accessories, and the new vape shop opening in town

Bully 2 when?

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>>389458074
b-but

>>389457775
Literally what

>>389457951
I don't get how that fits.

what about pozzing negholes?

>>389458152
>makes you smell like shit
>make everything around you smell like shit

>>389457775
>>389457951

explain

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>>389458839
>he doesn't like the smell of tobacco

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>>389457621
Lower intelligence and tank Charisma.

>>389457775
>>389457951
I get it

>>389457621
Alcohol is a weak man's drug, never met an alcoholic who wasn't a complete pussy running from life.

>>389457621
Who is this

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>>389458946
only a fucking smoker can be deluded enough to believe he smells like tobacco

you smell like an ashtray or garbage can

>>389458946
Tobacco smells fine. The stale ass smoke stuck in your hair, clothes and yellow teeth sure fucking stink though

Darkest Dungeon fidget spinner trinkets reduce stress

>>389459115
you sound like a pussy, what's your drug of choice?

>>389457621
alcohol decrease your perception. -1

>>389459260
Struck a nerve?

>>389459268
intelligence and precision but increase endurance.

>>389457621
>tea increases mana
No wonder only virgins drink it.

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>>389457702
Good joke

>>389459343
don't be so predictable, what's your drug?

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>>389459175
>implying it isn't better than smelling old farts and rotted cum like the virgin basement dweller you are.

>>389457854
How would a sperg ailment work in a game?

>>389459115
My father is the hardest working man I have ever met. Runs his own company and has worked 7am to 10pm every single day for about 15 years now just to support our large family. Every time he comes home he enjoys a lot of alcohol to relax for a little while.
You calling my father a weak man you little faggot?

>>389459115
>Alcohol is a weak man's drug
Nah, that's definitely weed.

>>389459474
Coffee and life :^)

>tap water increases GAY stat

>>389457621

vaping reveals hidden laser traps, op

>>389457621
>what would vape do in vidya?
loosen and lubricate your asshole for easier access

>>389459575
upvoted! :3

i'm not sure i can handle all these hot takes

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>>389459624
>certain flavors can attract males easier

>>389459590
even when they only have a feminine penis?

>>389459656
tx bby xP

>weed gives 40% enhanced dank abilities

Vaping is probably the gayest thing you can do short of having sexual intercourse with another male, and even then, it's debatable.

>>389459809
What about vaping pure vagina juice?

>>389459474
video games

>>389457727
>I've never played any elder scrolls games

>>389459553
Jesus, why don't you help him out at work so he doesn't have to get shitfaced drunk when he gets home to forget his problems? Shit son detected

>>389459567
After smoking weed for a couple years I can agree with this. All the weed smokers I've known and met were complete pussies about responsibilities except for fucking ONE. And he hardly even smokes

>>389459896
>Alcohol is a weak man's drug, never met an alcoholic who wasn't a complete pussy running from life.

how is that different from

>video games are a weak man's drug, never met an gamer who wasn't a complete pussy running from life.

>>389459973
I do but I have college and before that high school. At most of my free moments I come to his work to help.

>>389457621
repels NPC's

>>389459036
Thank you

>>389457621
Nothing, literally no effects

>>389457621
it would summon a bladed fedora under your control

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>>389457621
Same effect as cigs minus health penalty, but causes aggro to nearby enemies and NPCs

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>>389461220
AAAH I see you're a man of culture as well

>>389461432
OUCH!
THAT REALLY HURT!
WHO THROWS A SHOE?

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What about milk?
or milkies

>>389457621
>alcohol lowers all stats

What about halal meat vs regular meat

>>389459115
>running from life
You can make that argument for literally anyone who is addicted to a substance/self medicating

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>work at a vape store
>nearly all customers are nightmare mode spergs
>they all smell bad, can smell BO across the room
>asked at least once a day if we sell bongs
it's got to be at least -1 charisma

>>389462668
Halal raises Faith

>>389463096
>>work at a vape store
Shit dude, you only got 1 LCK

>>389463096
Do you get those "regulars" that barely buy shit and just keep using the free samples every time?

>>389459527
>he hasn't played Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

>>389459173
looks like Alexa Davalos from Man in the High Castle

>>389464116
all our samples are 0% to keep fiends away, but i'll have the occasional cocksucker that tries everything in the store only to buy a single bottle of the cheapest shit.

>>389463230
aside from the occasional sperg i barely do shit, so i can't complain.

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>>389464653
She's cute

>>389457621
-9,999 charisma
+5 Wisdom

what would steroids do in vidya?

>>389465409
what do you fuckin think

>>389462668
halal +spirit

if it's organic grassfed +all stats and short rejuvenation buff that stacks with each consumption

regular meat gives an overall stat reduction and a DoT debuff that builds up in strength over time

>>389458163
>>389458860
Because vapes are associated with fedoracore "hackers"? How is this confusing

>>389465409
+STR
+END
-VIT
-INT

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>watermelon
10 thirst
3 food
5 nigga

>bubblegum
1 food
2 cool

>spareribs
10 food
99 burned fingers

>>389465117
she pulls off pencil skirts pretty well in the show

not literally, sadly

>>389459115
A man with no demons isn't really a man.
Drowning them is something you need to do occasionally.

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What would pussy juice do?

>>389457621
>what would vape do in vidya?

turn you into a faggot

>>389457621
-2 charisma
-20 persuasion
-100 intimidation
+10 concealment in foggy weather

>>389464419
The funniest thing is it doesn't even do anything other than make the characters move weirdly.

>>389464419
I have, but I only remember glaucoma and the beetus

>>389467728
Brainwash you to give all your hard-earned currency to a succubus.

>>389459115
Yeah I bet a lot of heroin addicts are super strong, have high test and have their life in order

Like most heroin addicts, you are full of shit.

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>>389457694
>OP cautiously chooses his words to avoid using the word weed, presumably due to memes
>DUDE WEED LOL
The fucking madman

>>389457621
Brain damage.

>>389457621
DUDE

>>389457621 Who is this?