Childhood is idolizing Sonic. Adulthood is realizing that

childhood is playing videogames
adulthood is not having any time or willpower to play videogames

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Knuckles was and will always be the best. First time you see him he punches Super Sonic in the face so hard he losses all his emeralds, then he takes them all and has the balls to laugh in your face

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>>389436569
I wonder who could be behind this post.

He won't be the best until he gets a way of dropping out of flight instantly

>>389436637
Thank you for this nice dose of reality

>>389436637
childhood is playing videogames
manchildhodd is shitposting about them all day on /v/

>>389436569

Tails is a pussy faggot

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>>389437065
THIS

>>389437065
This. Knuckles is the real protag.

>>389437497
And he is cute.

Tails is for Casuals

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>>389436569
Tails is a cutest!

>>389438056
eh, that's my coloring

>>389437887
Tails is for Hug

>>389436569
Tails is a pain in the ass to use in Mania.

This thread is destined for 300 replies.

>>389438278
it will get 404'd before 50 replies

>>389438354
But Tails is better?

He takes the game to a whole new level.

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>>389438243
I wanna put a pain in Tails' ass, if you know what I mean

>>389436569
Haha he has such a cute butt haha I wonder what his bootyhole smells like lol

>>389436569
Isn't there some sloppily drawn comic of Tails getting reamed by a black dick? Not like a basketball-American's dick. Like the dick was actually solid black. Wish I remembered the name.

>>389436569
Well, Sonic only has speed going for him. Tails is not only fast but also smart.

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>>389436569
>Playing on easy mode

Tails is for homosexuals.

>>389441420
Doesn't shadow have a solid black dick?

I'm asking for a friend of course

I always liked the kinda wimpy sidekick more than the main dude.

>>389441705
>Tails is for child molesters.

Fixed that for ya.

>>389441767
>not appreciating cub

>>389441738
Tails refers to the unseen entity as "Mister"

He even says something at one point like "Gee mister you sure like my bubble butt!"

>>389441790
>Not getting the reference.

Notice how I never specified if Tails was the victim or the perpetrator?

>>389441851
>>389441738
>>389441420
It's by nobody147 on e621 under the title "Tails' secret hobby

Tails is easy mode.

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>>389437624

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>>389436569

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>>389436569
>Childhood is idolizing Sonic.
>Adulthood is realizing that Eggman made more sense.
FTFY

>>389436569
Imagine his tight ass from all that flying.

My little brother (age 8) refuses to believe that tails is a boy. He says Tails looks like a girl and has a very girly voice.
How do I prove him wrong?

>>389443786
Show it to him.

>>389443786
Show him Rouge X Tails porn.

>>389443786

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvyNMPhqqA8

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>>389444070
>Rouge X Tails
too much oedipus complex for my liking

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I agree.

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>>389444262

NO! TAILS DOES NOT LIKE GIRLS!

HE IS MY HUSBANDO!!!

>>389444358
http://imgur.com/a/dzeiY

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>>389444540

>>389437065
I always loved how Super Sonic could facetank guided missiles yet got sat down in one hit from Knuckles.
Knuckles was at his best when he was a cunning yet naive foil to Sonic and hadn't gotten simplified into the "dumb muscle" character. Boom Knuckles is God-tier, though.

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>>389437065
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO INFILTRATE MY HOME IN HOPE YOU MAY STEAL MY PRECIOUS JEWELS

I want Tails to be my gf (male)

>>389436569
Adulthood is realizing that Sonic was never good.

>>389445547
>Manchildhood is spouting memes.

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>>389436569
>Childhood is idolizing classic Sonic.
>Adulthood is realizing that Modern Sonic made more sense

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>>389436569
>two tails on two seperate parts of his body that rotate without twisting
>Tails made more sense

Tails in a pretty dress!

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>>389445931
literally everything from sonic is ripping something off from dragon ball and making it dumber

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>>389443260

this
purge all furfaggotry in this thread right now

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>>389439293
Nobody wants to hear about your bread fetish, Frenchie.

>>389446034
Which one is Infinite?

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>>389445931

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>>389446187
But what would Sonic be without furfaggotry?

>>389446335
Cell or Zamasu, maybe Janemba

>>389436569
Childhood is playing Tails
Adulthood is realizing he's easy mode.

>>389449050
Childhood is playing Tails
Adulthood is realizing he's easy mode and continuing to play as him because he's easy mode and your video game skills just ain't what they used to be

>>389449050
Childhood is playing as Sonic because he's more hardcore.
Adulthood is realizing that Tails is the better choice because he's more fun.

>>389449345
>easier=more fun
What a depressing state /v/ is in.

Awww, that's adorable.

>>389449489
>easier = less fun
>muh hardcore, dark souls esque difficulty.
Sonic games aren't hard regardless and Tails is more fun for giving the player additional freedom of movement in the air, allowing for greater exploration and unconventional stage traversal.

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It's not gay if it's with Tails

>>389449662
He has two assholes so it's twice as gay.

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>>389442813

>>389444358
Maybe Vanilla X Tails is more your jam

>>389449730
Number of times Rouge kissed the fox: once.
Number of times Rouge kissed the hedgehog: zero.

Who's the chad now?

>>389449730
>most of those points don't actually stem from anything
boring.

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>>389443260
>>389446187
Patrician tastes

>>389449814
>Number of times Rouge kissed the fox: once.
>once
Sonic X
Sonic Battles
Canned Furry 1, 2, 4 and 5. (canon)

>>389449814
>wanting to get kissed by an STD-ridden whore.

>>389449867
>>most of those points don't actually stem from anything
it's a joke about Dreamcastxz1.

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Enlightenment is realizing Shadow is the GOAT

>>389449994
>draw sonic
>call it shadow
how is this allowed

>>389449994
>I'm the coolest
How can Sonic compete?

>>389449967
Who?

>no one posted it yet
I'm surprised.

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>>389450161
Someone that went into eternal fury and rage since this episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvyNMPhqqA8
He hate Tails, you have no idea how much.

>>389449994
childhood is admiring Shadow.
adulthood is realizing that archie shadow makes more sense.

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>>389450276
>1 335 034 views
How can other furries even compete?

>>389449657
>Sonic games aren't hard regardless
>never got all ranks in sa 2
>movement in the air
>at the cost of speed and coolness
no thanks

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>>389438056
Tails pairs well literally with any Sonic girl, its great.

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>>389437065

>>389437065
I thought Knuckles was a girl the first time I saw him. That song in the background, his hair, and his color scheme led me to believe I was correct.

>>389436569
Childhood is thinking shadow is cool
Adulthood is realizing tails is cute and you want to fuck him

>>389450562
I understood that reference

>>389450562
Is that referencing the glitch in the games where you press start a bunch of times while jumping and you can just keep jumping?

>>389450276
Source on that tails pic?
What an adorable style.

>>389450226
Me too.

>>389446303
are these halal?

>>389450912
no shit

Anyone has that Archie comic Sonic where Sonic was being an asshole to Tails and his family (he didn't notice Tails was behind him) and Tails starts beating him up?

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Childhood is wanting to fuck Rouge.
Adulthood is realizing that you still want to fuck Rouge.

>>389451696
childhood is sucking your mom's tits
adulthood is realizing that banging her make more sense.

>>389451696
Adulthood is realizing Blaze is more wife material

>>389451696
Adulthood is wanting to fuck Amy

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>>389451413

>>389451230
They're Kosher, so probably.

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>>389451696
Childhood is lusting for Rouge.
Adulthood is knowing that Blaze is the best Sonic girl.

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>>389442813
>Great with babies

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>>389452162
wrong!

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>>389450663

>>389452514
Did Tails just assume xir gender?

>>389451931
Holy shit, Tails looks ready to kill.

>>389452514
>she

>>389436569
Literally every Tailsfag is ether a homosexual or a pedo.

>>389437281
Fuck this shit is so annoying. I get that Taxman is obsessed with purity to the originals but there's some shit from the originals that should have been improved:
>Don't make me wait for tails to land after Respawning before I get control
>Fix the issue where if Tails cuts a corner too sharp while Sonic is holding on, Sonic just falls off
>Let me mix any of the 3 characters, and let Knuckles hang onto Tails, and others hang onto Knuckles somehow

Also any of the direction buttons should regain control of Tails. As it is, you have to wait for Tails to land, then press Jump once he's enabled to let P2 control him. Every time.

For Switches, they should support 2-screen play where player 2 is more legitimate and has his own camera

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>>389449559

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>>389452162
based

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>>389451696

YES

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>>389446303

>>389436569
>Adulthood is realizing that Tails made more sense.

Adulthood is realizing Robotnik was right.

>>389436569

That fan art is awful

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What's up with those gems anyway?

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>>389453642

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>>389454059
Tails did it. He's like 10.

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>>389452881
>that firm ass
>for homosexual
?

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>>389454251
Where is that from?

>>389454487
Unreleased arcade game.

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>>389452881
And?

>>389451931

>Sonic arguing diplomacy and following laws

The fuck is this shit

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>>389454589
let him in his ignorance. He think it's homosexual if we are gay for Tails.

>>389453337
I'd add tails being able to cancel flight and knuckles being able to spindash up walls. As things are they feel too clunky to compete with sonic, and I don't find them nearly as fun as him

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>>389454096
They're outrageous.
Truly, truly, TRULY... outrageous.

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knowledge is knowing this version of Amy make more sense.

>>389446757
Infinite definitively needs a good ol dose of ningenscreaming.

>>389455612

Go to bed DLL

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>>389455612

no, Amy acting as an overbearing fangirl makes sense as it's a cheeky parallel to the fangirls sonic has in real life.

>>389455612

Sally looks adorable.

I want to fuck that