ATTENTION LOYAL SUBJECTS OF /v/. THIS IS YOUR GLORIOUS AND LOVABLE KING SPEAKING:
WE HEREBY DECLARE THAT VIDEO GAMES ARE THE MOST AWFUL THINGS IN EXISTENCE, AND IF YOU SEE ONE. YOU ARE TO DESTROY IT. IMMEDIATELY.
That is all.
I want to__________________fuck_______________________Max
>>389408596
who the fuck is max? Thats our glorious and righteous leader of reality Sammun-mak.
All hail Sammun-Mak
>>389408306
SAMMUN MAK IS GREAT SAMMUN MAK IS CUTE
>>389408596
Hey buddy I fantasize over the great Sammun-Mak too, but you've got problems.
And then I said:
>>389411385
Too long.
>>389411956
Is this...?
Alley of the Dolls > Tomb of Sammun-Mak > The City That Dares Not Sleep > The Penal Zone > They Stole Max's Brain
Season 3 was complete garbage.
>>389411956
Loss?
>>389412819
Season 3 was great, Season 2 was just better.
>>389412710
>Hating noire Sam beating on everyone for info
Whats it like having shit taste anon? I bet it tastes like Bosco.
>>389413037
Season 1 > Season 3 > Season 2
Season 2 was kinda weak in the humor department, relying on a lot of non-sequitur and lolsorandom
>>389413037
Season 3 was crap. All of the puzzles relied on the stupid powers, and adding another dimension for movement was a stupid fucking decision, since it made controlling the game with a mouse a fucking chore; a game that's a fucking point and click adventure.
>>389413153
>Season 2 was weak in the humor department
And yet somehow it told a far better Time-travel centric narritive with all ends thought out, where as Bioshock Infinite still can't explain its own plot.
>>389412819
Yeah. Telltale must have fired all their good writers
>>389413153
>Saying this when Maimtron exists
>>389412710
Tomb of Sammun-Mak > They Stole Max's Brain > Alley of the Dolls >>>> The Penal Zone >>>> The City That Dares Not Sleep