>game where you play a hunter in a pre-industrial society

Cats are cuter and more marketable.

Shit look stupid as hell for a new PS4 game. Why are the guns so slow?

>>389401051
more puns

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because of the japs' stupid infatuation with them. they can't get enough of their NYAAAA~ >w< crap.

>>389401174
Because it's somehow a little bit more reallistic than the average fps
You can hit shit while moving with a g

>>389401051
there probably is a lynian race of dog like fuckers in the mon hun universe

frontier had the monkey guys. i prefer a Shakalaka tho

>>389401051
Cats are better hunters.

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>>389401226
>he's having a ruff time barking up some tail-wagging puppy puns
it's pawsible that you were dropped on your head as a pup, but awoo'll throw you a bone just this once. Now, fetch.

>>389401273
meanwhile in the U.S. you have faggots going "heck" "bamboozle" "bork"

U.S./Australia's obsession w/ dogs is as sick as Nip's with fucking cats

t. people disgust me - 2017 edition

>>389401051
>pre-industrial
>not post
Anon get it together

>white cats are suicide bombers
>black cats steal from you
NYAligion of peace!

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>>389401867
deepest lore

>>389401563
Puns are the lowest form of humor.

>>389401731
Who says bork besides the swedish chef

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>>389401051
Dogs is too cool for that shit.

post rooms

That sounds fun as fuck. Game?

>>389401051
Stay mad dogfag, cats are just better hunters.

>>389403761
Surely you must be joking

>>389401051
I actually don't really get why they haven't made a dog version yet. Just model a couple different heads and glue them on top.

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>>389401051

In a series whose grotesque premise involves relentlessly hunting giant monsters to their deaths and harvesting their already mutilated carcasses to build weapons and armor (and occasional purses) to repeat the cycle, you...

> Hunt with hunting CATS instead of dogs
> Shout "HYAA!" when you successfully overcook a steak to well done with a cute jingle to go along with it
> Flex every time you drink a potion, even in the midst of a battle against the most savage of Jhos
> Rub your tummy in satisfaction every time you eat a steak

It's these little cute details that juxtapose with the main theme that make Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter.

>>389402035
Which is what monhun does with palicos

>>389403761
Beast Slayer

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>>389405157
because dogs are boring

>>389401051
the cats have no fur ball related animations and meow constantly for attention.

how'd I do?

I fucked a dog when I was 26

>>389402035
nofun.jpg

>>389405157
>new mh where at the start of the game you have to choose between the cat faction and dog faction

>>389401051
Doge fags, pls go

>cats are good hunters
>can't even avoid being btfo by great jaggi

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>>389401051
>he prefers cats over dogs
dogs are great and all but cats are superior

thanks OP, now I want a game with a darker aesthetic where people with swords and muskets hunt monsters with mastiffs.

>>389406158
I came buckets.

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>>389401051
They were actually considering bringing in dog companions for Generations during development.

>>389410954
>you can train your doggo to the point where it turns into an anthropomorph
Neat

>>389401051
Japan has little land space for dogs. Cats tend to not take as much room as dogs and you don't need to walk your dog every day. That whole walking the dog will interfere with their busy lifestyle.

It's a post industrial world fagboy.

>>389410954
I will buy the dog DLC for MHW for $9.99.

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>>389401051
Cats are fine too

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>>389410954
Posting best doggo

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>>389413136
Meowstress for MHWorld!

At least doggos are safe from the faggots who make porn. Seriously, how lost do you have to be?

>>389401051
Cats are hunters by nature
Dogs are slaves by nature

Cats hunt just for fun just like us

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>>389413447
Only after they have included Sophia and Aisha

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>>389401051
Dogs are retards.
All they do is shit and piss on everything.
Is that what you want?
A dog shitting all over your enemies?

>>389413861
Cats are retards. All they do is throw bombs at you when you're charging up to a bop a monster on the head.

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>he doesn't have a hunting Beatle

>>389405706
Kino

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>>389401051
Dogs are shit tier animals, cats are superior.

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>>389414758
Cats are to unintelligent to really care about their owners

>>389413861
Dogs are smarter than cats though. It's like saying chimps are dumb because they throw shit at eachother, the more fun an animal has doing stupid shit is usually an indicator of intelligence, they enjoy themselves like people do. Dumb animals like cats just sleep all day because they don't have a concept of fun.

>>389414982
This. You must be seriously low IQ to think because dogs are clumsy and so dumb shit that means they are actually stupid. They are actually pretty smart animals which is why they can be trained and are actually useful to people

>>389415096
Just imagine a seeing eye cat

>>389405706
G-GAZELLE PUNCH!?

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>be catfag
>kitty comes in and starts rubbing against me
>start petting her
>she enjoys it for like a minute
>out of nowhere, grabs my arm and claws the shit out of me for no reason
fuck cats. she's my sisters and she just started college yesterday. i'm going to just put the damn thing outside and let it fend for itself.

>>389415469
She's playing with you. Don't be such a pussy about a cat.

>>389406158
sauce?

>>389415469
Let it be free.

>>389415469
My neighbors cats visit my house everyday.
Based.

>>389413861
You're already regularly throwing shit bombs on monsters in these games.

>>389413447
>>389413594
>>389413136
No. Waifushitters get away from my mh.

On topic though, dogs>cats by a large margin.

I think I prefer dogs because they act more like humans, but I don't hate cats. It's just with my dog I can make retard noises and chase it around making dumb faces and it gets that this is a game and plays along. My cat just does not give a shit and sleeps all day, it's cuts but just behaves like an alien. Dogs seem to think about the world a bit more like humans do which while not making them "superior" I think makes them a better pet.

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>>389416034
What about Wyverns?

>>389401174
HBGs were already some of the best weapons in the series, now you get to move around even more along with a much lower skill floor and you're still bitching

>>389416254
Idgaf about guildmarm or any of the guild ladies. I'm here to smash monsters not talk to nerds.

I trained my cat to fetch. Adorable little bastard. I miss him. Cats are cute AF, and that makes them marketable. Intelligence isn't the issue here.

>>389416336
I'm here to smash monsters and dress my femhunter up cute.

>>389416559
I don't want to talk to people who play femhunters. Anyone who chooses frilly skirts over sentai armour is no friend of mine.

>>389403761
Behemoth Killer

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>>389413238
I see you're also a man of culture

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>>389416626
Not wanting to be an adorable bundle of fur, wielding a big ass hammer smacking monster around

>>389416626
You are correct.

>>389403761
Creature Stalker

>>389416803
Look at second from left on the top, that shit is mad gay. Do you know what male gammoth armour looks like? I do because I'm wearing it. It looks sick.

There are only two decent suits here. Astalos and the one below it. If you have exposed skin the armour is shit. I don't want to see your ugly face cover that shit up.

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>>389416790

>>389402572
>>389401731

>"Heck"
Dont use as often.

>"Bamboozled"
When I get swindled.

>"Bork"
When something breaks

>>389417016
Please try to contain your homosexuality.

Also isn't MHW apparently going to have a helmet toggle option?

>>389418163
Pretty sure the homos were the kids playing with barbies. Dunno, that'll be unfortunate because every special snowflake weener will run around helmetless so I can appreciate their 100 hours in the character creator.

>>389416803
And that shit doesnt even look close to the game because fem hunters are so bulky and rigid

>>389403761
Dauntless

>>389411265
That's actually for a new weapon like the insect glaive it would be a sword and sheild with no sheild but doggo

>>389401051
>pre-industrial

it's post-apocalyptic you nignog

>>389417016
>Talking shit about Fem Maccao armor
You sicken me.

>>389419446
I don't even recognize it on there. Male armour is usually easier to line up with the proper monster. With fem armour I have to decide whether the frills look more like a zinogre or a khezu.

>>389411265
it is a universal rule that once a steak is eaten, you gotta flex. Dogs are no exception
oh wait, MHW ruined that

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>>389416803
Femhunters in the game are too fat, unlike the ones in the concept arts. They seriously need to add body slider in MHW.

>>389419586
I think you are trying a bit hard anon, yes girl shave a bit less in the way of nice lookin armor. But you can clearly tell which monsters produce which armor.
As long as you know who the monster is. Given some of the armor on there isn't even from a monster like the bottom right two.

>all these catfags
cats are absolutely fucking stupid animals. It is embarrassing that they became domesticated through self-domestication but their domestic breeds are still fucking retarded unlike Doves and Dogs which actually became smarter and more complex.
A cat's brain is more complex than a dog's but it is entirely wasted on their eyes instead of cognitive ability. Cats are so retarded they have no social behavior except acting like they are a kitten even when they are fully grown-up.
Cats are the animal equivalent to a socially retarded manchild.

>>389420204
Which armor is the bottom-middle right one? It looks really good, dunno if its in any of the games yet though..

>>389420204
There are a fair few that I don't recognize there and it was much easier to do so with the male armour. Some of it loses the monsters identity in exchange for "cute" factor.

>>389418640
Mitsuaoi Armor.

>>389420469
Shit meant for >>389420330

>>389401731
>browsing reddit

Is Gammoth a wyvern too?

>>389420557
Thanks! :)

>>389405706
GOAT game right here

>>389420753
Wiki says fanged beast

>>389405157
Well there is some concept art where it depicts a new weapon which used a dog as a companion, that might had ended up as the kinsect staff though

>>389401051
Dogs get the spotlight in most games. Cats need some time to shine too.

>>389401051
>dog
>cat
>Not female slut companions
MHW: DD when

>>389401051
What's the problem? I love cats.

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>>389415348

>>389413136
>>389413447
The years will not be kind to her, if all the other cat ladies in the game are anything to go by.

>>389401051
Dogs are disgusting and gross and haram. Why would anyone want a dog in their vidya?

>>389401051
Dogs are overused in modern media anyway.
It's a nice change to have other animals taking the spotlight.

Especially when most of the dogfag ITT are either furries >>389411265 or triggered autist >>389420257

>>389421889
I don't even think they're done badly in mh, they're an inferior race and we take advantage of them and make them our fight/farm slaves

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>>389421549

>>389401051
>He wants the dog audience
Dog people are terrible. they don't respect dogs and treat them like babies or toys. They even stunt their evolution to make them more like cats anyway.

see >>389416205

>>389414887
t. never owned a cat

>>389401051
Dogs don't have opposable thumbs, retard

>>389420058
Muscle slider**

>>389401051
Cats have more mascot appeal in Japan.

>>389416803
What is that one in the bottom row, between Dreadking and the... flower thing.

>>389424763
THIS

>>389401174
Can't wait for all the normie backlash... hopefully all the shitters quit the multi or getgud by the time I clear everything solo

>>389426068
The articles from the usual suspects both about the gameplay and the armour will be funny.

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Why are the huntresses in world so ugly?

Japs like cats more.

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>>389401051
>recruit a dog
>it ignores commands

>>389428597
Who was in the wrong here?

>>389428363
WE

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>>389428597
Oh hey

>>389428706
The owner of the dog who didn't train him

>>389402035
Too stupid to get it, huh? Stop exposing your low brow insecurities in a public forum, it's embarrassing, kid

>>389428835
WUZ

>>389428706

That fucker slapped dog first

>>389429352
HUNTAZ