>Open random twitch stream >Streamer starts talking to

he's just happy to have someone watching faggot.

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>>389396790
>What do you even do in this situation?
I am usually polite and type hello and then talk to them. I'll skedaddle quick if they ask me to follow or dobate thpugh

>>389396843
>Try streaming
>Feel self consious because nobody is watching.
>Get a viewer, welcome him to the stream briefly.
>He leaves.
Fuck everything.

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>Twitch "entertainers"

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>>389397048
Make usage of the communities feature. Which games you stream by the way?

>0 viewers
>you join
>starts talking to you
>feel awkward and leave
>makes me feel like a monster
>it actually gives me a boner

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>>389396790
Say hello, and then proceed to criticize his gameplay.
It's not hard.
You're still yelling at the TV. It's just, this time the TV might actually listen.

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>>389397048
>do this
>one time it's a girl
>nervous

>everything ends up pretty much normal
But man it is awkward when you suddenly get someone in there.
I came to discover that the game I was streaming made it easy to get a straggler or two. If you play Hearthstone and name the video some silly shit, SOMEONE will click and come on in. I mean, I doubt they stayed because of my absence of a personality or anything.

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>>389397437
I had to stay up all night in some frenchman's stream because I was yhe only viewer and he was so excited to see me in the chat and I would've felt bad about leaving

>not videogames twitch personality shitpost thread
>touhou picture

Match made in heaven.

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>>389397131
Hey man I work the night shift often and I can't play vidya so streams and fapping are ny only entertainment. With some girl streamers I combine the two. And watching movies and such is not as doable because I have to go check up on random stuff every now and then.

Depends on the context.
>low viewer count
He's happy to have someone watching. If you don't say anything back it's alright, as long as you're watching it's all good.

>high viewer count
He's a crowd pleaser and nobody will remember anyway since he does it all the time. Usually bros.

Most streamers realize that most people that watch don't use the chat much.

>>389396790
I was recently in a stream where the streamer started bitching about blubluhbluh muh low viewer count and I immediately left. I hate pity fishers online and irl.

>>389396790
>What do you even do in this situation?

>type heya on the chat
>watch stream

is it that hard?

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>>389396790
You faggots pretending to be shy girls piss me off.

Learn to socialize, faggots.

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>>389399825
>type hey
>streamer starts talking to you and asking you a bunch of questions

>>389400143
>I'm at my bed watching so I can't type much, but *replies to question*

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>>389400143
>streamer starts asking where you live and your real name

>>389399616
Yeah anybody that is either too arrogant about their positions (i.e. witwix) or begging for pity immediately puts me off
It's like just be a fucking regular person, treat your viewers as equal
I don't know why so many streamers have problems with it

>>389399971
this

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>>389400280
>tell streamer you're at your bed and you can't type much
>he starts asking you about what kind of bed you have and how your day went

>>389398547
Fuck off. Assuming you're watching on your phone you have hundreds of games you can play through emulators and you can savestate to pause them at any time.

>>389400393
It's even worse if a friend who streams is one of those cuntrags.
Every single time you miss a stream they try to guilt trip for it and ask you where you were.

>>389400283
>don't reply

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>>389400674
I'd just make up something.

>>389400574
I dislike playing games on a phone desu. I could get a handheld though.

>>389400143
At that point I'm just saying that I'm losing connection lol. Then log off and watch without account.

>>389397331
Touhou, rarely, so I'm lucky to get more than 3 viewers at once.

>>389396790
Leave, streamers should leave lurkers alone

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>>389402113
Yeah, some games are hard to get a decent viewership at unfortunately.