ITT: /v/ makes another vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to

The vault dwellers are all nazis.
The overseer is a jew.

Its a testing ground about multiethnic and multicultural societies

The population is shrunk down and stored as part of the experiment.

>>389386994
The only form of entertainment is very old kids shows
>its howdy doody time

All the vault dwellers are intelligent centaurs that don't wish to hurt anybody.

children are given very limited human contact and are educated solely be archival youtube let's plays until age 16

>>389387275
>>389387295
Sasuga.

Everyone has to eat my poop. Everyone except me.

The vault is right near a taken over New Orleans that's controlled by an intelligent Super Mutant Behemoth.

There's cardboard cutouts of skeletons and they fall from the ceiling and spook you so bad and also we play spooky scary skeletons over the PA system

>>389387275
Despite this they are all very reclusive and try to look as intimidating as possible, wearing spiky armor made from scrapped robots and other metal/electronics and wielding large weapons that aren't even loaded most of the time

I never got these experiments. What was the purpose? What were they hoping to achieve by carrying out ridiculous social experiments decades and decades into an apocalypse?

The overseer has had her consciousness put inside an assaultron that's also a sexbot.

Communism.

>>389386994
Everyone outside of the vault is a synth. Everyone inside the vault is a synth too.

boo-synths

The centaurs can speak, but only in Chinese.

>>389387645
Fuck off Todd, it's already canon that the dwellers are centaurs.

>>389387729
synthetic centaurs

all the hallways are those airport moving walkway things but you always have to go opposite of the way they go or else you'll get fucking shot

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>>389387729
I think you mean synthtaurs

>>389387729
They're synth centaurs. There are normal people running the vault but the vaults main experiment was to see how beneficial life as a centaur may be.

There are escalators, but there's only one per path and they go the opposite way needed.

>>389387939
>>389387812
rerolling for these

>>389388014
Rerolling for you

There's normal everyday stairs and walkways and nothing is wrong with them

>>389387939
Seconded.

Crusty jizz tissues have fertilized eggs from used tampons creating a new species of jizz lizards which live off centaur droppings.

>>389387729
fuck your centaurs faggot, synths are the only way of the future

FATHER DEMANDS IT

The centaurs don't wear clothes and are all embarrassed of their naked, horse like genitalia

This vault's connected to the trap vault shapes like a penis, by being the ass vault.

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Everyone is super nice to each other and they all give really thoughtful gifts for birthdays and centaur-christmas

the vault is filled with vampires and werewolf having friendly sport competitions

The vault is located in Detroit. No bombs where dropped there because destroing detroit would have improved america.

>>389388237
This, and the centaurs will appear to the trap vault after 200 years, and there will be a "Centaur Lives Matter" movement.

Males are given as pets to females at birth.

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The vault is in The Zone

Everyone gets a free skateboard

>femdom synth-centaurs vampires
This is some fuck up fetish.

Vault dwellers tend to create tech many times more advanced than anything in the earth.
however they don't actually know how to use what they make most of the time

The Brotherhood of Steel tries to invade the vault, only for their members to get tricked into falling into the FEV, turning them into super mutants whose flesh are fused to their power armor.

Only cats vote for overseer.

the vault does not exist

>>389388405
Welp

The vault is in China

>>389388536
Seconded.

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>>389386994
The vault must be organized socially and economically according to the principles of neo-liberalism. No exceptions.

>>389388595
/thread.

itt: redditors see a popular thread and try to recreate it the next day

It's stocked with only melee weapons, new generations will grow up not knowing what guns are.

>>389388595
Well duh... It's a videogame silly

It was all a dream! You wake up in the shower!!!

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>>389388575
>>389388595
>>389388605
>>389388625
FOUR FIVES IN A ROW

>>389388660
or screencap it and run it through a text to speech generator and upload it to youtube with shitty royalty free background music, thus making a quick buck.

>>389388715
But anon, you're contradicting lore.

>>389388595
>the vault does not exist

... on Mars. It exists on Earth though.

>>389388715
Todds standing in the shower naked next to you.

They know what deathclaws are despite never having opened the vault or been visited before the player character arrives. PC does not reveal this information to them.

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>>389388645
>that pic

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>>389388645
>that pic
>last post
>posted just now
fucking lol

>>389388865
save

Your in a simulated vault in a vault.

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people who are not at least 6 feet tall on their 18th birthday will be castrated and exiled from the vault

>>389388868
You look into Todd's eyes and he sticks a finger up your bum!!!!!!!1

>>389388974
we will call it beta uprising vault (even though a 5 wasn't rolled.)

The vault's inside of another vault which found out how to make super mutants that can fuck.

>>389388974
But that's stupid after the first/second generation.

>>389388865
it doesnt exist on earth either

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>>389389089
we'll just keep raising the height requirement

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There is no vault. The setting is actually set in the subways of a post-apocalyptic Russia

>>389386994
After the age of 16 the syntetic centurion labor away making creation club content for skyrim 2 pitboy edition.

>>389389085
The vault was joined by the flesh-metal infused former Brotherhood of Steel super mutants.

The vault is inside another vault.

if 5 people will stop making these threads

>>389388645
I want out of this thread...

>>389388974
So all the vault members are guys ?

Looks like you fit in there perfectly, fag

You need to walk with bare feet(hooves in this case?)

Everybody in the vault speaks like Elmer Fudd.

There is no light in the vault.
Just darkness.

The tunnel sneks invade the vault and make everyone say that tunnel sneks rule

The only game you can play is PUBG

if 5 the only residents are 153 hardcore pedos and 1 (ONE)

>>389386994
Outsiders think they are intelligent living beings
but really they're all /v/ posters

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Everyone is obese. Adults weight at least 2 tons

The vault itself lobotomizes members who are acting mean to others by sending them to a room where every fetish in existence is forced into their mind.

>>389390198
they already had a country full of people like that. and they're trying to rebuild it

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Every inhabitant is forced to code their Vault's systems, from the water purifiers to the nuka cola vendors. Vaultec deliberately picked programming-impaired people

The vault's water is actually nuka cola quantum, turning all the dwellers into quantum centaurs.

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Every inhabitant has a Stand

>>389390481
QUANTUM SYNTHAURS

>>389388536
Rerollan.

The overseer by a delusional mad ghoul commander named Htarogoehs

>>389390808
Seconding, and he gets rid of his horny needs with an assaultron that's specifically designed to give him a good jacking off.

The centaurs speak backwards in an Elvis accent

Children are no longer invincible

>>389391190
SECONDED

The then-president of the United States is there

The vault is a monarchy

>>389391190
Bump

Abstract:

We test how terribly a society would fail without Jews, muslims, and blacks.

>>389386994
The overseer is George Soros

All men are required to crossdress

all vault dwellers are only given frozen food to eat with no means of heating it up

there are designated cumdumps

All females are sterile except one.

Stephen Colbert is the overseer of the vault and makes sure all Synthetic Centaurs can only have EXACTLY two scoops of every kind of food.