ITT: Times you acted like the joker in video games >payday

>game tells me to do something
>do it in a way that is unexpected
SOMEONE STOP ME

>killing floor
>end of the round
>I don't spam the throw cash button
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

>someone makes stupid thread
>post in stupid thread
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>389386150
>EXPECTED OUTCOME
>CONTRARY OUTCOME
EDGY SONG LYRIC

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>BotW
>"Wake up, Link..."
>exit software and play Splatoon 2 instead
>never wake up
CAN YOU FEEL THE WONDER JUST BEYOND THE THUNDER

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>WOW:TBC
>Encounter IRL Kid
>He begs me to show him how to get a flying mount and cant figure it out
>Convince him to give me his log in information with the promise I'd do it for him
>He's level 16
>Walk him to the ass end of Stranglethron, destroy his hearth stone and delete his gear

I like to think I taught him an important life lesson

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>Do you agree to the Terms of Service?
>"No"
BANGERANG

>>389387058
>posting from computer
>rename my filenames to IMG_ just to piss people off
I WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD

>game over screen
>"I hope you enjoyed our game"
>just felt bitter hatred and fear of death for the whole thing because I couldn't forget my own mortality and am too sad to to enjoy anything at all other than masturbation for 5 years
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

>anon asks if I live in London
>tell him I don't
>I actually do
AA-OOOOOOOOOOOO

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>someone tells me to git gud
>stay bad at the game
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HANDS

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>>389386150
>Game recommends for me to do the side missions first to prepare for the main missions
>Do the main mission first anyways

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Deus Ex, battery park
>"I'm starving, do you have anything to eat?"
>my inventory is full of soy food and chocolate bars
>"Sorry, I don't have any food."

I FEEL THE TOP OF THE ROOF COME OFF, KILL EVERYBODY THERE

AS I'M WATCHING ALL THE STARS BURN OUT, TRYING TO PRETEND THAT I CARE

>MUD
>kill a bunch of kids and eat their bodies

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW

unfunny thread

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You can praise a game for being a master piece, a 10/10, an all-time favorite and having said everything that's right with it. and it's ok

But you say one bad thing about it and everyone loses their minds

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>doing a harvest tour in the sandy plains
>don't bring cool drink with me
>don't take any out of the supply box
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIN

>>389388002
unfunny post

>>389386150
>Start new file for Super Mario Sunshine
>Do the worlds in reverse intended order
ALL IS LOST

>>389388002
>>389388254
>anon makes an unfunny post
>I laugh anyway
ONE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>>389388002
>say fpbp
>it's not actually the first post
TSA HMM GOKU NAH-TEH SHIHO YONI

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>Final battle where the world's fate rests on my shoulders
>Final boss kills me
>"try again?"
>press no

WELL I'M NOT A SLAVE
TO A GOD WHO DOESN'T EXIST

>playing pubg
>shoot friend
>get banned

I'M CRAZY

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>Friend bothering me to join up with him and some of his friends for a GTA5 heist or some shit.
>Finally annoys me so much that I cave, I'm just high enough of a level to even join them
>The other guys are no fun having try hard faggots.
>I mean like zero nonsense, don't talk in the chat unless it's about the mission losers
>They piss me off and they're much higher level than me or my friend
>My friend is practically sucking these guys off trying to make like he's their best pal
>By chance I happened to be in charge of getting us away from the cops, or the military, or whoever was chasing us.
>At the very last second I just stopped the vehicle and refused to get out until they shot me/us to death

The salt was worth my friend not speaking to me for like a month that fucking faggot. The next time we hung out, he told me how big of losers those guys were even before what I did.

>>389386150
>ITT: Times you acted like the joker in video games
You already have the image and the text. Why are you /r/4chan tourists so fucking obvious?

>tanking for the guild
>leave mid-fight

THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

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>>389386150
Y'ALL ABOUT TO HAVE A REAL BAD DAY

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>>389389270
>go into shitposting thread
>post honest story
BOOM DA DA MMMM NUM NA NEEMA

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>

>"Press Start to begin"
>Press another button
>It starts anyway

LOCK ME UP AND THROW THE KEY AWAY

>>389388002
that's the whole point.

it's a reference to how unfunny jared leto joker is.

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>hate le damaged joker meme
>post in the threads anyway
THE N DOUBLE ACP WOULD SURE LIKE TO GET AHOLD OF NIGGER HATING ME

>persona 4
> side with adachi
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

>play sniper class
>only go for body shots
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER